DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/18/2008 Duedate: 07/01/2008
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-38
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POWDER HOUND
ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
(81-479) [18-9-0,135]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POWDER HOUND PRUDENTIA
ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) VIRTUES (72)
(81-479) [18-9-0,135] (81-654) [6-1-0,61]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LLUD MCBAIN
CLAN LONGBEARD (39) FUCHI OWNED (54)
(81-216) [18-20-2,112] (81-318) [19-17-0,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LITERATE LOONS (40)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) 42
2. LA PENTARCHIE (11) 37 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
3. DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 31 Unchartered Team
4. DARQUE AGES (29) 30
5. CLUB CUTTHROAT (12) 30 VIRTUES (72)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18) 120 70 1 63.2 1/ 3 LITERATE LOONS (40) 10 5 1
2/ 1*VIRTUES (72) 22 13 0 62.9 2/ 1 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 9 6 1
3/ 4 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 117 72 5 61.9 3/ 2 DARQUE AGES (29) 9 6 1
4/ 3 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 116 74 3 61.1 4/15 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 9 6 0
5/ 5 DARQUE AGES (29) 110 79 2 58.2 5/ 8 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18) 9 6 0
6- 6 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65) 53 42 2 55.8 6/10 BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 8 7 2
7/ 7 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 102 83 5 55.1 7/ 6*VIRTUES (72) 8 7 0
8/10*FURRY FURY (25) 11 9 2 55.0 8/14 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 8 7 0
9/ 9 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 92 80 3 53.5 9/11 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 8 7 0
10/ 8 FUCHI OWNED (54) 94 82 4 53.4 10/ 5 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 8 7 0
11/11 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 90 80 4 52.9 11/ 9 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 8 7 0
12/12 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 99 91 6 52.1 12/23 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 7 8 0
13/14 THE DRAUGS (17) 96 92 4 51.1 13/13*WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69) 7 8 0
14/13 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) 97 93 3 51.1 14/ 4 KATHOUSE (3) 6 9 0
15/15 LITERATE LOONS (40) 91 98 2 48.1 15/ 7 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) 6 9 0
16/17 KATHOUSE (3) 88 99 3 47.1 16/18 WARMASTERS (15) 6 9 0
17/16*WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69) 21 24 2 46.7 17/19 BLADE MAGES (66) 5 1 0
18/18 WARMASTERS (15) 88 101 8 46.6 18/20*FURRY FURY (25) 5 2 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19*CLUB CUTTHROAT (12) 16 19 1 45.7 19/24*CLUB CUTTHROAT (12) 5 5 0
20/20 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 74 95 5 43.8 20-12 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65) 5 5 0
21/21 BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 79 111 8 41.6 21/16 FUCHI OWNED (54) 5 7 0
22-22 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56) 54 76 3 41.5 22/17 THE DRAUGS (17) 5 10 1
23/23 AARP (41) 71 102 9 41.0 23/22 CELTIC PRIDE (73) 5 10 0
24/24 CELTIC PRIDE (73) 27 48 2 36.0 24/21 AARP (41) 4 7 0
25/26 BLADE MAGES (66) 25 51 2 32.9 25-25 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56) 1 3 0
26/25 HUCKLE'S CATS (51) 28 62 1 31.1 26/27 RUSH REBORN (74) 1 9 0
27/27 RUSH REBORN (74) 10 47 2 17.5 27/26 HUCKLE'S CATS (51) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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It is that time of year again when we celebrate graduation! Many fighters have
moved on from the simple confines of the Basic arena and have achieved immortality
with an invitation to the mystical Isle of the Eye.
The SYP proudly presents you with useless info regarding those graduates and
their respective teams. All information presented is collected through Turn 37.
The Graduates:
69 MUSTANG BOSS
76 GRAN TORINO
ANVIL IRONFIST
BREGDRAUG
BRENDAN BEHAN
BURM WOLFSNARL
CHAKHARI
CONSORTIUM?
COPERNICUS
DA VINCI
JOAN OF ARC
KIRI FAGADE
KREK
KRYSTA
LIATH
MOUSE OF PAIN
NATTY LIGHT
NUYEN NICK
SLIM
THE BIG CAT
THE SMALL CAT
Styles Graduated: Aimed Blow (1)
Basher (2)
Lunger (6)
Slasher (2)
Striker (6)
Total Parry (1)
Wall of Steel (3)
Quickest Graduates: '76 Gran Torino (20 FE)
Chakhari (20 FE)
Copernicus (20 FE)
Team(s) with Most Graduates: La Pentarchie (3)
Darque Ages (3)
Graduates Who were Never DM: Bregdraug
Brendan Behan
Consortium?
Krek
Krysta
Liath
Natty Light
Slim
The Small Cat
# of Team Present from TURN
1 and presently active that
have NOT graduated a warrior
to ADM: 3
We here at the SYP hope for more and more gradautes to pour forth from
Shadowspire (and even our sister no-tourney arena Telorinthe). The SYP is hoping to
one day report from a no-tourney ADM arena and set up offices on the Isle of the Eye.
Join us at the SYP next cycle when we will take a look at the glorious position
of Duelmaster!
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to SHADOWSPIRE once again! Bein' on top is great while it lasts,
CULT OF BACCHUS. But how many friends do you have now? Who can explain it? Not
you, not me, not LA PENTARCHIE's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks
from 15th to 4th. You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a
judge... BIG LAKE OUTCASTS moved up 11 places, to 12th. What's with TABITHA? She
actually beat WARMASTERS' BRUTUS, and walked away with 22 more points from the fight.
Major screwup at WARMASTERS. BRUTUS lost 21 points to TABITHA. Some new strategies,
perhaps? Maybe BRUTUS will provide more easy wins... See how the Duelmaster
Bloodfeuded BATTLE GRUNTS' HUNTER? That sort of initiative is how he got where he is
now. Try as he might, HUNTER wasn't good enough at persuading POWDER HOUND to step
down from the Duelmaster's throne... Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to
practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... The most avoided team
was OF WOLF AND MAN. The bums at WARMASTERS couldn't face the challenges from OF
WOLF AND MAN! No excuse for that! How well I know the feeling of being the most
challenged warrior, LIMRICK! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt
you. DEANA expects the easy win by going 35 points down. SPONGE BATH will find this
a hard lesson! I have to get this off my chest. What a low dog, DEANA! She can't
set herself up in a real match. I was sorry to see SPONGE BATH lose. Taunt your
opponent DAGRDRAUG! That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged. (and by
21 points!) TYRA should have an easy win. TYRA's gonna be practicin' hard this
week, after DAGRDRAUG, lower ranked by far, mashed her! Maybe WOODY'S WORKSHOP's
BALL-PEEN is one of those guys who likes pain, or something. That's what he'll get
next week, after challenging up 28 to GRATH. I don't get it. BALL-PEEN goes and
challenges GRATH, way above him, but gets 4 points after he loses! Is this a new
strategy? ANGUS of CLAN LONGBEARD knows how to pick 'em. He challenged FLOR of CULT
OF BACCHUS who is up by 23. Now was this a wise move? ANGUS perhaps got his just
desserts, seeing as he was beat by FLOR and ended up with 98 recognition points.
Warriors of SHADOWSPIRE unite. You have only your games to lose! HUNTER was
plum wore out after POWDER HOUND pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud. BATTLE GRUNTS'll
have to get a little better before going after POWDER HOUND again! ANGRENDRAUG
larned his lesson (GRON DA CAVEMAN taught it well), and we right likely won't be
seein' 'im fight any DRAGONBANE GUILD members with the same gusto. Someone told HUGH
CAPET that LA PENTARCHIE never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an easy kill. Well, I'm
sure whoever misled you is right sorry. Here's some advice: study your opponent,
master many skills, fight dirty.
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. All work
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POWDER HOUND 479 18 9 0 135 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOR 263 23 11 0 132 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
FELIX 437 18 11 0 123 WARMASTERS (15)
'70 SUPERBIRD 233 24 13 1 114 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
LLUD 216 18 20 2 112 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
DEANA 112 24 14 0 106 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
RAT-LOVING CAT 529 19 4 0 106 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
GRON DA CAVEMAN 400 18 14 1 105 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
GUTENBERG 167 22 16 0 102 DARQUE AGES (29)
MCBAIN 318 19 17 0 100 FUCHI OWNED (54)
EDWARD GOREY 222 26 12 0 99 LITERATE LOONS (40)
ANGUS 217 20 18 1 98 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
CHAUCER 164 17 21 1 98 DARQUE AGES (29)
-GURG 515 11 8 0 98 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
HARDRADA 353 23 12 0 97 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
NIGHTBANE 377 22 11 0 93 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
DEXTER 452 19 9 0 92 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
HUNTER 120 16 22 2 92 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
ORC CHOPS 490 15 11 0 92 FUCHI OWNED (54)
ANGRENDRAUG 105 25 13 3 91 THE DRAUGS (17)
CHROMIAN 40 18 18 1 91 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
DAGRDRAUG 297 17 19 0 91 THE DRAUGS (17)
LUTHERIUS 562 13 7 2 91 WARMASTERS (15)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LONG NOSE HAIRS 225 15 23 1 89 AARP (41)
E.E. CUMMINGS 219 19 19 0 88 LITERATE LOONS (40)
ONYX 453 16 13 0 87 FUCHI OWNED (54)
-THAG 513 11 8 1 84 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
BARON STONEWALL 85 20 18 2 83 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
CRIMSON 122 18 20 1 82 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
INDIA 391 23 10 0 81 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
-NURM 511 12 7 0 78 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
-GARK 512 10 9 0 78 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
IMPORT-EXPORT 76 18 20 3 77 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
THE CLAPPER 589 10 5 0 77 FUCHI OWNED (54)
CELEGDRAUG 107 19 19 0 76 THE DRAUGS (17)
BORNE 214 18 20 1 75 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
MOOSE DROOL 563 11 9 0 73 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
TYRA 416 20 11 0 72 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
SPONGE BATH 226 14 24 2 70 AARP (41)
DESIREE 577 11 6 0 70 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 614 7 4 0 69 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
GRATH 581 12 3 0 68 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HORSE 610 8 4 1 65 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
CHUPACABRON 284 12 24 1 64 HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
DOMINATRIX 583 10 5 1 61 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
PRUDENTIA 654 6 1 0 61 VIRTUES (72)
ALICE 637 6 3 0 60 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORTE D'AMOUR 528 11 12 1 58 BLADE MAGES (66)
CHRELD 525 9 14 0 58 BLADE MAGES (66)
FALSE TEETH 521 12 12 2 57 AARP (41)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLACK MARIA 435 14 9 1 52 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
CORK 664 9 6 0 52 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
TABITHA 682 4 2 0 52 KATHOUSE (3)
SCARRO 602 8 5 1 43 WARMASTERS (15)
BALL-PEEN 628 5 4 0 42 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
KARCH 584 5 9 1 41 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
WARG 582 10 5 0 38 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
PETRARCH 579 6 10 0 38 DARQUE AGES (29)
FIRMITAS 657 5 2 0 38 VIRTUES (72)
-CLARA 666 4 0 0 37 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DURG 531 8 9 0 33 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
DRILL PRESS 630 6 3 1 33 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
PLASMA CUTTER 626 4 5 0 33 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
THUNDERSAW 648 3 5 0 33 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
-DOOMED4 717 1 0 1 33 FURRY FURY (25)
-DUD 685 1 0 1 33 FURRY FURY (25)
BRUTUS 616 5 6 0 32 WARMASTERS (15)
RYAK RAZORSAW 597 5 9 0 32 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
MARTIN LUTHER 718 2 0 0 32 DARQUE AGES (29)
LIMELIGHT 673 4 8 1 29 RUSH REBORN (74)
ORNERY OCELOT 144 3 2 0 29 FURRY FURY (25)
GALWAY 659 4 11 2 28 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
HUGH CAPET 690 3 2 1 28 DARQUE AGES (29)
RECRUDESCENCE 81 6 1 0 27 CLUB CUTTHROAT (12)
KOBE 683 5 1 0 27 KATHOUSE (3)
SHANNON 662 4 11 0 27 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
BOOGER STANG 78 2 5 0 27 CLUB CUTTHROAT (12)
LIAM O'FLAHERTY 698 4 0 0 26 LITERATE LOONS (40)
SLEDGE 629 3 6 0 26 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
LIMRICK 661 5 10 0 25 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
FURIOUS FOX 143 3 2 0 24 FURRY FURY (25)
PO'D PANDA 147 3 2 0 24 FURRY FURY (25)
MIRADRAUG 688 3 2 0 24 THE DRAUGS (17)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AWL 627 3 6 1 23 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
DEADMAN'S FLOAT 375 2 1 0 23 CLUB CUTTHROAT (12)
RAPAX JUNIOR 638 3 6 0 21 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
GIGI DIVINE 613 5 5 0 20 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
FREEWILL 675 2 5 0 20 RUSH REBORN (74)
GRAVITAS 658 4 3 0 19 VIRTUES (72)
P.G. WODEHOUSE 709 3 0 1 19 LITERATE LOONS (40)
INDUSTRIA 656 4 3 0 18 VIRTUES (72)
'67 FIREBIRD 645 5 2 0 17 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
KILT LIFTER 722 1 1 0 16 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
SUREDRAUG 689 2 3 0 15 THE DRAUGS (17)
GROND 80 3 4 1 14 CLUB CUTTHROAT (12)
GERTH 665 2 5 0 14 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
GUTHUATER 720 2 0 0 14 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
XINU 642 3 4 0 13 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
SEVERITAS 655 3 4 0 13 VIRTUES (72)
MCKAMY 684 3 3 0 12 KATHOUSE (3)
BEAR 707 2 1 1 12 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
WARDEN KINCHLOE 82 2 5 0 11 CLUB CUTTHROAT (12)
ALICIA CURLBRAID 723 1 1 0 10 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
MARY ELLEN 694 2 3 0 9 KATHOUSE (3)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ANGEL HEART 644 2 3 0 9 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
ERICA ROSE 701 2 2 0 8 KATHOUSE (3)
H.P. LOVECRAFT 692 1 4 0 7 LITERATE LOONS (40)
RHINO 708 1 2 0 5 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
PERFECTO VILLIANOUS 714 1 2 0 5 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
GRALTER GROTT-SON 724 1 1 0 4 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
FORCE TEN 674 0 4 0 4 RUSH REBORN (74)
MISSION 695 0 3 0 3 RUSH REBORN (74)
GARRY OWEN 712 0 3 0 3 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
MAHARION 725 0 1 0 1 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
MARATHON 727 0 1 0 1 RUSH REBORN (74)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HIP SURGERY 697 0 3 0 AARP 41 BEAR 707 37
OXYGEN TANK 615 4 4 0 AARP 41 THAG 513 35
DEAD 728 0 1 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5 BLACK ORC 38 NONE
DEADER 729 0 1 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5 SPYMASTER 38 NONE
DOWNTOWN BROWN 477 14 12 1 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5 HUNTER 120 37 JUST REVENGED
'67 442 713 0 3 0 AMERICAN MUSCLE 43 WURM KIN 38 NONE
'68 CHARGER R/T 640 2 3 0 AMERICAN MUSCLE 43 AWL 627 35 JUST REVENGED
'69 CAMARO Z28 641 2 6 1 AMERICAN MUSCLE 43 STONE GOLEM 38 NONE
MICKEY FINN 660 4 6 0 CELTIC PRIDE 73 CHUPACABRON 284 35 REVENGED
CHARLAMAGNE 670 2 2 0 DARQUE AGES 29 KARCH 584 36
ALANNA WYRMCLAW 555 12 8 0 DRAGONBANE GUILD 13 ANGRENDRAUG 105 37 JUST REVENGED
SPELLBOUND 687 0 1 0 HOUSE OF HEARTS 56 SLAUGHTER MOUSE 5 595 34 NONE
LE DEPECEUR 699 0 2 0 LA PENTARCHIE 11 HUGH CAPET 690 36 JUST REVENGED
VIRGINIA WOOLFE 691 0 1 0 LITERATE LOONS 40 '69 CAMARO Z28 641 34 REVENGED
DEAD MAN WALKING 726 0 1 0 WARMASTERS 15 SPYMASTER 38 NONE
DECIMUS 97 20 15 3 WARMASTERS 15 LLUD 216 35
PERSONAL ADS
Well, grats to Powder Hound, this guy is a living shotgun, and the Cat was lucky to
hold the ground 4 minutes! The throne will be mine again (one day). -- Le Pentarque
That French Capet guy is definitely tough, I will have to use some old fart to get
that bloodfeud done. By the way, thanks to Darque for his work on statistics.
Condolences to Nomad. Alanna was a valiant gal. -- Le Pentarque
P.S. Write some ads, guys! Take 5 minutes....
Darque -- I don't know what's gotten into my warriors but they really seem to dislike
yours. One Death and two Death intents! I don't run my warriors with high KD's
either! But according to the Yellow Press it seems I get one kill every twelve turns
average! -- DeGotti
Alana -- Alas! We will not be able to dance again unless it's in the afterlife! --
Flor
Shadowspire Yellow Press -- Great job! I had no idea that my stable was that deadly!
I also thought I would have been much higher in the deaths category! -- DeGotti
In honor of Cult of Bacchus being current top team we are having a wine party in the
name of Bacchus! May he guide us to more glory! So come down to the guild house and
enjoy, all! -- DeGotti
Onyx -- Scum me? Maybe. OTP me? No. -- Liath
Brutus -- Yeh! That went way longer than I thought it would. -- Grath
Chaucer -- When I saw who I was fighting I was shocked at the outcome. -- Dexter
Angrendraug -- This is a very sad day. A loss was not a surprise, but the death was
truly sad. Alanna was a quality warrior and will be missed. And hopefully avenged.
-- Dragonbane Guild
Borne -- It was a pleasure meeting you! Perhaps youth has its privileges. --
Balliol
Chupacabron -- Well, now that was a very interesting fight. I'm not used to having
them last that long. Intriguing. And successful. -- Gron
Dominatrix -- Tired of us yet? I'd been struggling a bit lately and needed that one!
Congrats to the new Duelmaster. -- Dragonbane Guild
Grath -- Your first victory was a fluke due to an error on the strategy sheet. The
second victory however, was not. Congratulations, you fought well and deserved that
second win. -- Brutus
Sponge Bath -- I couldn't help myself. After you proved to be such an outstanding
teacher the first time, I was hoping for more of the same the second time. Your
teaching skills however earned an F for the second time around. -- Lutherius
Dragonbane Guild -- Our condolences on the loss of Alanna. We know the pain that
comes from losing a very good warrior. -- Vanek, manager of Warmasters
Gladiatorial Commissioner -- If I get one more 3 wit replacement, I may be forced to
release the compromising photos I have of you and that circus midget. Don't say I
didn't warn you! -- Vanek
All -- It's been fun but it's time for me to say goodbye. I was involved in the
first title fight (I lost), Duelmaster for 2 turns and now on my way to AD. -- '69
Mustang Boss
Awl -- The sooner you die, the sooner we can be done with this. -- American Muscle
RUGS -- I have three coming your way. -- Elephant
All -- Sorry for my long silence. -- Elephant
Trip -- What's the score I lost count at 5-0 me? -- Elephant
31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on. It has been a while since the last
get together (several years). It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also. We just have to do it. All alliances are welcome. Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together. I'll even buy the first round. So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
'69 CAMARO Z28 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
'67 442 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DEADER was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DEAD MAN WALKING was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DEAD was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
POWDER HOUND overpowered HUNTER in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud Title fight.
'70 SUPERBIRD devastated AWL in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
GRON DA CAVEMAN bested ANGRENDRAUG in a 2 minute master's Bloodfeud match.
IMPORT-EXPORT handily defeated HUGH CAPET in a 2 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
RAT-LOVING CAT won victory over MCBAIN in a 6 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
ANGUS was defeated by FLOR in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
DEANA handily defeated SPONGE BATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SLIM demolished LIATH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CHROMIAN devastated BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
NIGHTBANE unbelievably bested LONG NOSE HAIRS in a 6 minute master's Challenge bout.
INDIA unbelievably bested MOOSE DROOL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge bout.
TYRA was viciously subdued by DAGRDRAUG in a 3 minute master's Challenge bout.
EDWARD GOREY defeated LUTHERIUS in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
CORK was overpowered by CRIMSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PRUDENTIA overpowered KARCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ALICE devastated FIRMITAS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SCARRO won victory over PLASMA CUTTER in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BALL-PEEN was savagely defeated by GRATH in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
GALWAY was handily defeated by FALSE TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SHANNON was demolished by CHRELD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WARG won victory over ORNERY OCELOT in a 4 minute Challenge match.
RAPAX JUNIOR defeated WARDEN KINCHLOE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
INDUSTRIA luckily beat GROND in a exciting 3 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
MCKAMY was handily defeated by MIRADRAUG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
THUNDERSAW overpowered XINU in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
DRILL PRESS overpowered LIMRICK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MARY ELLEN was vanquished by SLEDGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
FORCE TEN was beaten by GERTH in a 1 minute Challenge match.
PERFECTO VILLIANOUS was overpowered by SUREDRAUG in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GRALTER GROTT-SON was overpowered by FURIOUS FOX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
MARTIN LUTHER demolished '67 FIREBIRD in a 2 minute uneven Challenge contest.
ERICA ROSE was narrowly defeated by FREEWILL in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
ALICIA CURLBRAID subdued H.P. LOVECRAFT in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge match.
ONYX was outlasted by GUTENBERG in a monotonous 10 minute veteran's fray.
DEXTER was demolished by FELIX in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CHAUCER vanquished BORNE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LLUD vanquished THE CLAPPER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
E.E. CUMMINGS was savagely defeated by HARDRADA in a 4 minute expert's competition.
'69 MUSTANG BOSS demolished CELEGDRAUG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BARON STONEWALL bested HORSE in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
DESIREE was overcome by ORC CHOPS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
CHUPACABRON was narrowly defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute competition.
DOMINATRIX overcame PETRARCH in a exciting 3 minute match.
MORTE D'AMOUR defeated LIMELIGHT in a 2 minute gory battle.
BRUTUS was vanquished by TABITHA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SEVERITAS was handily defeated by BOOGER STANG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GRAVITAS lost to KOBE in a exciting 3 minute match.
GIGI DIVINE was handily defeated by RYAK RAZORSAW in a 4 minute brutal one-sided bout.
RECRUDESCENCE overpowered GARRY OWEN in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
MISSION was devastated by LIAM O'FLAHERTY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BEAR was bested by DEADMAN'S FLOAT in a 1 minute novice's battle.
RHINO was devastated by PO'D PANDA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
P.G. WODEHOUSE demolished MARATHON in a 4 minute bloody mismatched battle.
GUTHUATER beat MAHARION in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
KILT LIFTER bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 19 LUNGING ATTACK 110 - 85 - 6 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 18 PARRY-LUNGE 32 - 25 - 2 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 16 TOTAL PARRY 98 - 77 - 3 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 AIMED BLOW 65 - 60 - 3 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 13 SLASHING ATTACK 63 - 65 - 1 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 STRIKING ATTACK 106 - 115 - 9 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 BASHING ATTACK 61 - 84 - 2 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 WALL OF STEEL 37 - 60 - 3 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 22 - 2 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 19 - 1 30 |
Turn 38 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 8 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 10 - 6 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 8 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 12 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 9 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK POWDER HOUND 479 18 9 0 135 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
PARRY-LUNGE FLOR 263 23 11 0 132 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
AIMED BLOW FELIX 437 18 11 0 123 WARMASTERS (15)
STRIKING ATTACK DEANA 112 24 14 0 106 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
TOTAL PARRY RAT-LOVING CAT 529 19 4 0 106 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
SLASHING ATTACK ANGUS 217 20 18 1 98 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
WALL OF STEEL HARDRADA 353 23 12 0 97 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
BASHING ATTACK THE CLAPPER 589 10 5 0 77 FUCHI OWNED (54)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LLUD 216. The most popular warrior this turn was
MCBAIN 318. The ten other most popular fighters were LONG NOSE HAIRS 225, DOMINATRIX
583, MOOSE DROOL 563, LUTHERIUS 562, E.E. CUMMINGS 219, DAGRDRAUG 297, GROND 80,
HARDRADA 353, IMPORT-EXPORT 76, and HORSE 610.
The least popular fighter this week was ONYX 453. The other ten least popular
fighters were GUTENBERG 167, GIGI DIVINE 613, MARATHON 727, GARRY OWEN 712, RHINO
708, MISSION 695, RECRUDESCENCE 81, SEVERITAS 655, BRUTUS 616, and LIMELIGHT 673.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
POWDER HOUND (81-479) ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
'70 SUPERBIRD (81-233) AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
DEANA (81-112) KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
ANGRENDRAUG (81-105) THE DRAUGS (17)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
'69 MUSTANG BOSS (81-236) AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
LIATH (81-398) OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
SLIM (81-454) CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN MINNEAPOLIS!
Our summer FTF will be held in Minneapolis, Minnesota, July 18-20, 2008. It will be
held at the Holiday Inn Select Minneapolis/St. Paul in Blomington, MN, just down the
street from the Mall of America, at 3 Appletree Square (952-854-9000). Rooms are only
$105.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy. There is a free 24-hour shuttle from the airport
and free shuttle service to the mall; free parking, free high-speed wireless internet
in all guestrooms. There is a large fitness center, jacuzzi, and indoor pool. The
rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block. There are tons of
restaurants nearby at the Mall, as well as a cafe in the hotel.
Hotel info: www.himspairport.com
Mall of America: www.mallofamerica.com
The tournament information sheet will be out imminently. We hope you're all looking
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!