DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/02/2008 Duedate: 07/15/2008
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-39
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LLUD
CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
(81-216) [19-20-2,129]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LLUD PO'D PANDA
CLAN LONGBEARD (39) FURRY FURY (25)
(81-216) [19-20-2,129] (81-147) [4-2-1,51]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LLUD LONG NOSE HAIRS
CLAN LONGBEARD (39) AARP (41)
(81-216) [19-20-2,129] (81-225) [15-24-1,87]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
(-1)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FUCHI OWNED (54) 59
2. DARQUE AGES (29) 43 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
3. KATHOUSE (3) 41 Unchartered Team
4. AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 31
5. BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 31 FURRY FURY (25)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18) 123 72 1 63.1 1/ 4 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 10 5 0
2- 2*VIRTUES (72) 22 13 0 62.9 2/ 5 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18) 10 5 0
3/ 3 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 120 74 5 61.9 3/ 6 BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 9 6 3
4/ 4 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 118 77 3 60.5 4/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 8 7 1
5/ 5 DARQUE AGES (29) 113 81 2 58.2 5/16 WARMASTERS (15) 8 7 1
6- 6 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65) 53 42 2 55.8 6/ 8 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 8 7 0
7/ 7 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 104 86 5 54.7 7/ 3 DARQUE AGES (29) 8 7 0
8/10 FUCHI OWNED (54) 98 82 4 54.4 8/ 1 LITERATE LOONS (40) 8 7 0
9/ 9 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 95 82 4 53.7 9/11 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 8 7 0
10/11 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 92 83 4 52.6 10/14 KATHOUSE (3) 7 8 0
11/ 0 RODENT CLAN (37) 77 71 4 52.0 11/19*CLUB CUTTHROAT (12) 7 8 0
12/12 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 100 95 6 51.3 12/ 9 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 7 8 0
13/13 THE DRAUGS (17) 98 95 4 50.8 13/10 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 7 8 0
14/14 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) 99 96 3 50.8 14- 7*VIRTUES (72) 6 4 0
15/ 8*FURRY FURY (25) 12 13 3 48.0 15/18*FURRY FURY (25) 6 6 2
16/15 LITERATE LOONS (40) 93 101 2 47.9 16/21 FUCHI OWNED (54) 6 6 0
17/16 KATHOUSE (3) 91 101 3 47.4 17/22 THE DRAUGS (17) 6 9 1
18/18 WARMASTERS (15) 91 103 9 46.9 18/12 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 6 9 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19*CLUB CUTTHROAT (12) 18 22 1 45.0 19/17 BLADE MAGES (66) 5 1 0
20/17 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69) 22 28 2 44.0 20/24 AARP (41) 5 5 0
21/20 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 76 98 5 43.7 21/13 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69) 5 10 0
22/21 BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 83 112 9 42.6 22/15 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) 5 10 0
23/23 AARP (41) 73 103 9 41.5 23/ 0 RODENT CLAN (37) 3 2 0
24/24 CELTIC PRIDE (73) 27 53 2 33.8 24-20 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65) 3 2 0
25/25 BLADE MAGES (66) 26 52 2 33.3 25/23 CELTIC PRIDE (73) 3 12 0
26/26 HUCKLE'S CATS (51) 29 62 1 31.9 26/27 HUCKLE'S CATS (51) 1 2 0
27-27 RUSH REBORN (74) 10 47 2 17.5 27-26 RUSH REBORN (74) 1 9 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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*** Shadowspire Yellow Press ***
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Welcome to the Turn 39 Issue of The Shadowspire Yellow Press. Today we take a look
at the glorious position of Duelmaster! All statistics are through Turn 38. The
only qualification for this round of statistics is that you have to have held the
most honorable position of DUELMASTER in Shadowspire!
TEAMS -- TURNS UPON THE THRONE
American Muscle -- 9
La Pentarchie -- 4
Dragonbane Guild -- 4
Darque Ages -- 4
Kellumbo's Kids -- 3
Fuchi Owned -- 3
Big Lake Outcasts-- 2
Ale House Mercs -- 2
Just Chillin -- 2
Kathouse -- 1
Battle Grunts -- 1
Rodent Clan -- 1
STYLES -- TENURE UPON THE THRONE
Aimed Blow -- 1
Basher -- 2
Lunger -- 13
Slasher -- 3
Striker -- 6
Total Parry -- 4
Wall of Steel -- 3
MISC DUELMASTER FACTS
First DM -- Turn 3 with a 3-0-0 Record
Albert Clipper (81-162) of Just Chillin
Longest Reigning DM -- 7 Turns from Turn 14 - Turn 20
'76 Gran Torino (81-234) of American Muscle
Youngest DM* -- 9-2-0 Record
The Clapper (81-589) of Fuchi Owned
Best DM (Win %) -- 7-0-0 (100%)
Copernicus (81-163) of Darque Ages
DM with Most Kills -- TIE! Two warriors with 3 Kills
Rouge (81-121) of Battle Grunts
Nuyen Nick (81-331) of Fuchi Owned
DEAD DMs (as of T 38) -- Aldebaran (81-86) of Dragonbane Guild
-- Rouge (81-121) of Battle Grunts
HIGHEST RANKED DM -- 173 Recognition Points on Turn 20
'76 Gran Torino (81-234)
*By default, our first Duelmaster Alberta Clipper would hold the title of youngest
DM. However, since Shadowspire was a new arena, awarding the title to the first DM
would be flaky and questionable at best. So, for youngest DM consideration, the SYP
Editor has chosen Turn 20 and beyond. The reasons are simple: 1) Shadowspire's
first graduates were invited on Turn 20; 2) Anyone attaining the throne with 10 FE or
less would be facing a much more experienced arena; 3) I'm the Editor of the SYP.
There you go ladies, gentlemen, and Shadowspire managers! Records are made to be
broken, so keep your swords sharp and your armor in good repair. You never know when
the SYP will be compiling a meaningless, VH1-esque type list for your reading
enjoyment. And you want to be on it?! Of course you do!!!
Editor
Shadowspire Yellow Press
P.S. Not sure what next cycle's subject will be, so if you have any ideas for a
spotlight let me know.
NOTICE TO SUBMITTERS: Ideas that include me shutting up and/or being mauled by angry
badgers with noticeable under-bites will be rejected! You know who you are, stop
sending me diplos!
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, SHADOWSPIRE? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. With any luck, I can sneak into The
Warty Toad and join WARMASTERS' celebration over their good record this turn. 5th
place, not bad. If this keeps up, WOODY'S WORKSHOP, you'll have to shine swords
instead of use them. A drop of 8 in the rankings? Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-0-0 is
nice, but don't get cocky, FUCHI OWNED, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are
proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see PO'D PANDA win a fight and
gain 27 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, MCKAMY beat THUNDERSAW and THUNDERSAW lost 15
points. You're breakin' my heart. Looks like SHADOWSPIRE has some guts at least,
POWDER HOUND the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior. FLOR challenged
SHADOWSPIRE's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And if variety is the spice of
life, SHADOWSPIRE may be getting bland, as POWDER HOUND stays top dog in the city.
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys
win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
KELLUMBO'S KIDS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided
team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass
act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was DRAGONBANE GUILD. Ha ha ha
ha! I notice LLUD challenging down 19 points to fight NIGHTBANE, CLAN LONGBEARD
doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an insult to honor. And sorry to say, LLUD
won victory over NIGHTBANE, leaving a bad feeling with the crowd. I think exploitive
snob is the term I'm looking for. GRATH was challenged by one of LA PENTARCHIE's
warriors this turn, with RAT-LOVING CAT having a lead of 38 points going into the
fight. Question now is, will SHADOWSPIRE accept this sort of tacky behavior?
RAT-LOVING CAT beating GRATH. The insult, the....yech! Now look at this. '70
SUPERBIRD challenged down 22 against OF WOLF AND MAN's DEXTER. What a weasel! And
golly gee, '70 SUPERBIRD beat DEXTER. Aren't we all surprised and impressed? I
suspect either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, but THE CLAPPER has challenged up
by 46 in an attempt against FELIX. Well, ok, the upstart knave (where've I heard
that before?) won this match and gained 26 points to boot! Ha ha ha, FELIX. I guess
I can give a little credit to PETRARCH of DARQUE AGES for challenging up by 23 to
DOMINATRIX. PETRARCH lost to get 41 points of recognition.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Let's see, 6-4-0. Pretty good record for
a living warrior. A sad one though, for a dead one. Such is the case for ALICE of
LA PENTARCHIE. Tsk. Ya gotta go sometime, and DRILL PRESS' time was this time.
Hmmm, not a bad fighter, had he lived... (what? me pity?). Honor is like a
chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless
rebuke me on this one.
What does the SHADOWSPIRE arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that
before I leave the fine city of SHADOWSPIRE. I feel much better now. Glad to see
the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LLUD 216 19 20 2 129 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHAUCER 164 18 21 1 117 DARQUE AGES (29)
GRON DA CAVEMAN 400 19 14 1 115 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
GUTENBERG 167 23 16 0 108 DARQUE AGES (29)
RAT-LOVING CAT 529 20 4 0 108 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
E.E. CUMMINGS 219 20 19 0 105 LITERATE LOONS (40)
MCBAIN 318 20 17 0 105 FUCHI OWNED (54)
ONYX 453 17 13 0 105 FUCHI OWNED (54)
THE CLAPPER 589 11 5 0 103 FUCHI OWNED (54)
ORC CHOPS 490 16 11 0 102 FUCHI OWNED (54)
LUTHERIUS 562 14 7 2 100 WARMASTERS (15)
ANGUS 217 20 19 1 99 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
FLOR 263 23 12 0 98 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
DAGRDRAUG 297 18 19 0 98 THE DRAUGS (17)
-GURG 515 11 8 0 98 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
EDWARD GOREY 222 26 13 0 91 LITERATE LOONS (40)
INDIA 391 24 10 0 91 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUNTER 120 16 23 2 88 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
HARDRADA 353 23 13 0 87 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
DEXTER 452 19 10 0 87 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
LONG NOSE HAIRS 225 15 24 1 87 AARP (41)
NIGHTBANE 377 22 12 0 85 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
CRIMSON 122 19 20 1 85 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
-THAG 513 11 8 1 84 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
HORSE 610 9 4 2 83 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
CHROMIAN 40 18 19 1 82 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
BARON STONEWALL 85 20 19 2 81 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
IMPORT-EXPORT 76 19 20 3 80 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
FELIX 437 18 12 0 80 WARMASTERS (15)
TYRA 416 21 11 0 79 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
-NURM 511 12 7 0 78 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
DESIREE 577 12 6 0 78 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
-GARK 512 10 9 0 78 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
CELEGDRAUG 107 19 20 0 77 THE DRAUGS (17)
BORNE 214 18 21 1 76 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
THE MAD RATTER 523 12 4 0 73 RODENT CLAN (37)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPONGE BATH 226 15 24 2 72 AARP (41)
GRATH 581 12 4 0 72 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
MOOSE DROOL 563 11 10 0 71 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
FALSE TEETH 521 13 12 2 68 AARP (41)
CHUPACABRON 284 13 24 1 67 HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 614 7 5 0 66 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
DOMINATRIX 583 11 5 1 63 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
MORTE D'AMOUR 528 12 12 1 61 BLADE MAGES (66)
-PRUDENTIA 654 6 1 0 61 VIRTUES (72)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ETHER BUNNY 517 7 10 0 56 RODENT CLAN (37)
KARCH 584 6 9 1 55 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
PO'D PANDA 147 4 2 1 51 FURRY FURY (25)
TABITHA 682 4 3 0 50 KATHOUSE (3)
CHRELD 525 9 15 0 47 BLADE MAGES (66)
CORK 664 9 7 0 47 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
MARTIN LUTHER 718 3 0 0 45 DARQUE AGES (29)
PLASMA CUTTER 626 5 5 0 43 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
PETRARCH 579 6 11 0 41 DARQUE AGES (29)
BALL-PEEN 628 5 5 0 41 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
WARG 582 11 5 0 40 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
BRUTUS 616 6 6 0 40 WARMASTERS (15)
-FIRMITAS 657 5 2 0 38 VIRTUES (72)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DURG 531 8 9 0 33 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
RAPAX JUNIOR 638 4 6 0 33 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
SCARRO 602 8 6 1 32 WARMASTERS (15)
KOBE 683 6 1 0 32 KATHOUSE (3)
SUREDRAUG 689 3 3 0 32 THE DRAUGS (17)
HUGH CAPET 690 3 3 1 30 DARQUE AGES (29)
WARDEN KINCHLOE 82 3 5 0 30 CLUB CUTTHROAT (12)
SLAUGHTER MOUSE 5 595 5 1 2 29 RODENT CLAN (37)
GROND 80 4 4 1 29 CLUB CUTTHROAT (12)
-LIMELIGHT 673 4 8 1 29 RUSH REBORN (74)
MCKAMY 684 4 3 0 29 KATHOUSE (3)
MARY ELLEN 694 3 3 0 29 KATHOUSE (3)
GIGI DIVINE 613 6 5 0 28 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
LIMRICK 661 5 11 0 26 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
GALWAY 659 4 12 2 26 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
XINU 642 4 4 1 26 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
'67 FIREBIRD 645 6 2 0 25 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
RYAK RAZORSAW 597 5 10 0 25 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
LIAM O'FLAHERTY 698 4 1 0 25 LITERATE LOONS (40)
SHANNON 662 4 12 0 24 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
BOOGER STANG 78 2 6 0 24 CLUB CUTTHROAT (12)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAHARION 725 1 1 0 22 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
RECRUDESCENCE 81 6 2 0 20 CLUB CUTTHROAT (12)
FURIOUS FOX 143 3 3 0 20 FURRY FURY (25)
-FREEWILL 675 2 5 0 20 RUSH REBORN (74)
-GRAVITAS 658 4 3 0 19 VIRTUES (72)
AWL 627 3 7 1 19 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
-INDUSTRIA 656 4 3 0 18 VIRTUES (72)
THUNDERSAW 648 3 6 0 18 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
SLEDGE 629 3 7 0 18 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
H.P. LOVECRAFT 692 2 4 0 18 LITERATE LOONS (40)
ALICIA CURLBRAID 723 2 1 0 18 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
VERMINDERELLA 605 4 1 0 17 RODENT CLAN (37)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORNERY OCELOT 144 3 3 0 17 FURRY FURY (25)
RHINO 708 2 2 0 17 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
GRALTER GROTT-SON 724 2 1 0 15 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
BEAR 707 3 1 1 14 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
-SEVERITAS 655 3 4 0 13 VIRTUES (72)
MIRADRAUG 688 3 3 0 12 THE DRAUGS (17)
GERTH 665 2 6 0 12 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
DEADMAN'S FLOAT 375 2 2 0 12 CLUB CUTTHROAT (12)
P.G. WODEHOUSE 709 3 1 1 11 LITERATE LOONS (40)
ERICA ROSE 701 2 3 0 9 KATHOUSE (3)
GUTHUATER 720 2 1 0 7 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
NERO 733 1 0 1 6 WARMASTERS (15)
PERFECTO VILLIANOUS 714 1 3 0 6 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
RED HOOK 735 1 0 0 6 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
-FORCE TEN 674 0 4 0 4 RUSH REBORN (74)
GARRY OWEN 712 0 4 0 4 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
-MISSION 695 0 3 0 3 RUSH REBORN (74)
PHINEAS 732 0 1 0 1 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
'69 STINGRAY 736 0 1 0 1 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
-MARATHON 727 0 1 0 1 RUSH REBORN (74)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HIP SURGERY 697 0 3 0 AARP 41 BEAR 707 37
OXYGEN TANK 615 4 4 0 AARP 41 THAG 513 35 NOT REVENGED
DOWNTOWN BROWN 477 14 12 1 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5 HUNTER 120 37 REVENGED
FLAT 734 0 1 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5 BLACK ORC 39 NONE
KILT LIFTER 722 1 2 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5 XINU 642 39
'68 CHARGER R/T 640 2 3 0 AMERICAN MUSCLE 43 AWL 627 35 JUST REVENGED
'70 GREMLIN 738 0 1 0 AMERICAN MUSCLE 43 DARK CHAMPION 39 NONE
'71 PINTO 737 0 1 0 AMERICAN MUSCLE 43 SHEWISH GIANT 39 NONE
MICKEY FINN 660 4 6 0 CELTIC PRIDE 73 CHUPACABRON 284 35 REVENGED
CHARLAMAGNE 670 2 2 0 DARQUE AGES 29 KARCH 584 36
DOOMED4 717 1 1 1 FURRY FURY 25 DARK CHAMPION 39 NONE
DUD 685 1 1 1 FURRY FURY 25 BLACK ORC 39 NONE
ALICE 637 6 4 0 LA PENTARCHIE 11 HORSE 610 39
LE DEPECEUR 699 0 2 0 LA PENTARCHIE 11 HUGH CAPET 690 36 JUST REVENGED
GORILLA 731 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 57 NERO 733 39
MOUSE OF HEARTS 696 0 1 0 RODENT CLAN 37 SPYMASTER 39 NONE
DECIMUS 97 20 15 3 WARMASTERS 15 LLUD 216 35 NOT REVENGED
DRILL PRESS 630 6 4 1 WOODY'S WORKSHOP 69 PO'D PANDA 147 39
PERSONAL ADS
Dexter -- I wasn't that shocked. Seems to be par for the course that is my D2
career. I have moments, brief moments mind you, of brilliance, followed by under
achievement and stagnation. -- Chaucer
P.S. I long gave up on a winning record. My solitary goal is simply survival at
this point.
Karch -- Well, we sent someone to bloodfeud, but apparently the Commission did not
think too highly of our challenge. We will try to remedy it this coming turn. --
Darque Ages
Elephant -- It is 8-5 in your favor since I started in the arena on turn 4. I even
counted the two fights before we started our spat. I had actually stopped paying
attention after you avoided me. I will start paying attention once again since you
brought it up -- Tripwire
Angrendraug -- One bloodfeud down, three to go. What? You won't be here?! Oh, now
this is a foul time to graduate! Once more, I guess. At least Alanna has been
avenged. -- Gron
Chromian -- Thought you could win with a 37-10 FE advantage? I guess it worked. I'm
shocked. -- Balliol
Horse -- I do like having the experience edge. Nice try, Hoss. -- Baron Stonewall
Guthuater -- What kind of a first time match up was that!? Nice win and good luck as
long as it is against someone else. -- Maharion
e.e.cummings -- I have wanted to get back into the CCs for awhile now, so I thank you
for your services. The victory was appreciated. -- Hardrada
Powder Hound -- You too good to say something in the DM column or what? -- DeGotti
I guess we did a bit too much celebrating! 2-3 turn and knocked off the Current Top
Team spot! Oh well, I knew it wouldn't last forever! -- DeGotti
SYP -- I hope I can add two more graduates to that list soon. Possibly the first PL
and the last remaining original warrior from squad! -- DeGotti
Ack! Powder Hound doesn't like cats but he shouldn't have beaten me; he is not
writing his dm word! Shame on him! -- Rat-Loving Cat
Good luck to all the new immortals. Angrendraug is the second really good OTP raised
in our beautiful city! -- Le Pentarque
The youngsters finally had a good turn...a nice way to start the summer holidays.
Let's get some sun. -- Le Pentarque
31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on. It has been a while since the last
get together (several years). It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also. We just have to do it. All alliances are welcome. Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together. I'll even buy the first round. So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DOOMED4 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DUD was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MOUSE OF HEARTS was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
FLAT was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
'71 PINTO was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
'70 GREMLIN was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GRON DA CAVEMAN savagely defeated ANGRENDRAUG in a 2 minute Bloodfeud competition.
IMPORT-EXPORT overpowered HUGH CAPET in a 2 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
'67 FIREBIRD bested AWL in a popular 3 minute Bloodfeud competition.
CHAUCER handily defeated EDWARD GOREY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CHROMIAN was vanquished by ORC CHOPS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LLUD vanquished NIGHTBANE in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
FLOR was beaten by POWDER HOUND in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
RAT-LOVING CAT outwaited GRATH in a monotonous 16 minute Challenge contest.
'70 SUPERBIRD demolished DEXTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
DESIREE overcame BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
THE CLAPPER overpowered FELIX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ONYX unbelievably bested DEANA in a exciting 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
TYRA bested MOOSE DROOL in a 2 minute master's Challenge brawl.
E.E. CUMMINGS defeated HARDRADA in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
INDIA beat LONG NOSE HAIRS in a popular 4 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
ALICE was easily killed by HORSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SCARRO was overpowered by KARCH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PETRARCH was savagely defeated by DOMINATRIX in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
RYAK RAZORSAW was handily defeated by PLASMA CUTTER in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
KOBE luckily beat BOOGER STANG in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
MARTIN LUTHER overpowered RECRUDESCENCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RAPAX JUNIOR vanquished DEADMAN'S FLOAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
XINU slaughtered KILT LIFTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
GROND slimly won victory over ORNERY OCELOT in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
ERICA ROSE was handily defeated by H.P. LOVECRAFT in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
ALICIA CURLBRAID narrowly defeated GERTH in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
LUTHERIUS won victory over HUNTER in a exciting 2 minute brutal veteran's fray.
MCBAIN overpowered BORNE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GUTENBERG luckily beat ANGUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome veteran's fray.
DAGRDRAUG savagely defeated BARON STONEWALL in a exciting 3 minute veteran's struggle.
SPONGE BATH beat ETHER BUNNY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CELEGDRAUG was subdued by CRIMSON in a 1 minute master's match.
FALSE TEETH demolished CHRELD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE MAD RATTER overpowered CORK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MORTE D'AMOUR viciously subdued BALL-PEEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome match.
CHUPACABRON beat TABITHA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WARG slimly won victory over LIAM O'FLAHERTY in a 9 minute master vs. novice duel.
BRUTUS handily defeated SLEDGE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DRILL PRESS was executed by PO'D PANDA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
THUNDERSAW was overcome by MCKAMY in a 2 minute match.
GALWAY was overpowered by SUREDRAUG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LIMRICK was savagely defeated by SLAUGHTER MOUSE 5 in a 1 minute gory duel.
SHANNON was overpowered by WARDEN KINCHLOE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FURIOUS FOX was subdued by GIGI DIVINE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
MIRADRAUG was overpowered by MARY ELLEN in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
RHINO overcame GUTHUATER in a 1 minute amateur's contest.
P.G. WODEHOUSE was overpowered by MAHARION in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GARRY OWEN was demolished by GRALTER GROTT-SON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PERFECTO VILLIANOUS was subdued by VERMINDERELLA in a 1 minute amateur's contest.
BEAR beat '69 STINGRAY in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
NERO delivered the death blow upon GORILLA in a 1 minute novice's fight.
RED HOOK bested PHINEAS in a exciting 1 minute amateur's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 24 TOTAL PARRY 100 - 74 - 3 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 20 LUNGING ATTACK 103 - 85 - 4 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 15 SLASHING ATTACK 65 - 59 - 2 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 14 PARRY-LUNGE 30 - 30 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 STRIKING ATTACK 110 - 113 - 11 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 61 - 67 - 3 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 BASHING ATTACK 59 - 82 - 2 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 WALL OF STEEL 34 - 56 - 3 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 21 - 2 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 21 - 1 28 |
Turn 39 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 9 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 11 AIMED BLOW 5 - 10 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 6 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW GRON DA CAVEMAN 400 19 14 1 115 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
TOTAL PARRY GUTENBERG 167 23 16 0 108 DARQUE AGES (29)
PARRY-LUNGE E.E. CUMMINGS 219 20 19 0 105 LITERATE LOONS (40)
LUNGING ATTACK MCBAIN 318 20 17 0 105 FUCHI OWNED (54)
BASHING ATTACK THE CLAPPER 589 11 5 0 103 FUCHI OWNED (54)
SLASHING ATTACK ORC CHOPS 490 16 11 0 102 FUCHI OWNED (54)
WALL OF STEEL HARDRADA 353 23 13 0 87 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
STRIKING ATTACK HORSE 610 9 4 2 83 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LLUD 216. The most popular warrior this turn was
LONG NOSE HAIRS 225. The ten other most popular fighters were LLUD 216, DOMINATRIX
583, ANGUS 217, DAGRDRAUG 297, AWL 627, LUTHERIUS 562, FURIOUS FOX 143, MOOSE DROOL
563, E.E. CUMMINGS 219, and BOOGER STANG 78.
The least popular fighter this week was GRATH 581. The other ten least popular
fighters were RAT-LOVING CAT 529, WARG 582, LIAM O'FLAHERTY 698, '69 STINGRAY 736,
GARRY OWEN 712, P.G. WODEHOUSE 709, GUTHUATER 720, GIGI DIVINE 613, SHANNON 662, and
LIMRICK 661.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MCBAIN (81-318) FUCHI OWNED (54)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ANGRENDRAUG (81-105) THE DRAUGS (17)
DEANA (81-112) KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
'70 SUPERBIRD (81-233) AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
POWDER HOUND (81-479) ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)