DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/03/2009    Duedate: 06/16/2009

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-63

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RAT IN THE HAT
RODENT CLAN (37)
(81-832) [13-4-1,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RAT IN THE HAT                 BINAURAL
RODENT CLAN (37)               IMMORTAL ASYLUM (86)
(81-832) [13-4-1,126]          (81-941) [5-3-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GARK                           GREGORR
4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)          WARMASTERS (15)
(81-512) [14-10-0,115]         (81-865) [8-7-0,36]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RODENT CLAN (37)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)      46
2. RODENT CLAN (37)            45      LA PENTARCHIE (11)
3. LETHAL FORMULA (98)         43      Unchartered Team
4. DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)       37
5. CLAN LONGBEARD (39)         31      LETHAL FORMULA (98)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*LETHAL FORMULA (98)        4   1  2 80.0   1/ 6 RODENT CLAN (37)         11  4 1
 2/ 1*CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)      7   3  0 70.0   2/ 2 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       11  4 0
 3/ 2 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       191 121  7 61.2   3/ 8 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    10  5 1
 4/ 3 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)     188 127  3 59.7   4/ 7 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      10  5 0
 5/ 4 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)     70  50  2 58.3   5/ 1 FUCHI OWNED (54)         10  5 0
 6/ 6 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    180 134  8 57.3   6/12 LITERATE LOONS (40)       9  6 2
 7/ 5 FURRY FURY (25)           78  60  5 56.5   7/ 3 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)      9  6 1
 8/ 7 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)     175 135  8 56.5   8/ 9 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    9  6 0
 9- 8*FRIENDS (84)              14  11  0 56.0   9/ 5*IMMORTAL ASYLUM (86)      8  7 2
10- 9 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      156 130  6 54.5  10/22*CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)     7  3 0
11/10 GOONSWARM (79)            51  43  4 54.3  11/17 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)      7  8 0
12/11 THE DRAUGS (17)          127 112  6 53.1  12/ 4 FURRY FURY (25)           7  8 0
13/12 RODENT CLAN (37)         135 120  7 52.9  13-11 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       6  4 0
14/15 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)   100  95  4 51.3  14/18 WARMASTERS (15)           6  9 1
15/13 FUCHI OWNED (54)         146 139  6 51.2  15/24*WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89)      6  9 1
16/17 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      158 157  9 50.2  16/14 GOONSWARM (79)            6  9 0
17/16 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)     147 147  9 50.0  17/19 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)       6  9 0
18/14*IMMORTAL ASYLUM (86)      20  20  2 50.0  18/10 AGGRESSION INC (78)       5  8 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 WARMASTERS (15)          155 158 15 49.5  19/13 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      5 10 1
20/19 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)      33  37  1 47.1  20/15 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)      5 10 0
21/21 LITERATE LOONS (40)      145 169  6 46.2  21/ 0*LETHAL FORMULA (98)       4  1 2
22/20 AGGRESSION INC (78)       31  37  3 45.6  22/31 DAGGERS DEEP (55)         4  6 0
23/23 DAGGERS DEEP (55)         24  30  2 44.4  23-16 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)     4  6 0
24-22 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)     66  86  5 43.4  24-21*MONSTER MANUAL (87)       4  6 0
25/25 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)       40  55  1 42.1  25/30*BLACK TIDE (95)           4  6 0
26-24 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)   117 166  9 41.3  26/27*THE RED BLADES (88)       4 10 0
27/27*WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89)      12  18  1 40.0  27/28 ORCAE ITA (80)            4 11 1
28/26*BLACK TIDE (95)            4   6  0 40.0  28/23 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)     3  2 0
29/28 ORCAE ITA (80)            32  61  5 34.4  29-26*FRIENDS (84)              3  2 0
30/29*THE RED BLADES (88)       13  25  1 34.2  30-20 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    3  7 0
31-30*MONSTER MANUAL (87)       14  31  0 31.1  31-25*VINCERE AUT MORI II (91)  3  7 0
32-31*VINCERE AUT MORI II (91)   4  11  0 26.7  32/29 THE DRAUGS (17)           2  1 0
33/ 0*NEVERQUEST (97)            1   4  0 20.0  33/ 0*NEVERQUEST (97)           1  4 0
34/ 0*MERCENARY INC (94)         1   4  0 20.0  34/ 0*MERCENARY INC (94)        1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     A long plume of dust and sand rose into the night air behind the black sedan as
it sped along the desert highway.  Ahead in the distance a lonely neon sign blinked
weakly against the immense overcast sky.  The sedan slowed as it approached until it
finally rolled to a stop in front of the diner.  A once-sleek structure of aircraft
aluminum and chrome, its shine had long since disappeared after withstanding decades
of wind-blown sand and desert heat.  The driver shut the engine and stepped out of
the car.  A bell over the door of the diner announced him as he entered.  The
interior of the establishment had fared better than the exterior.  Vinyl seats,
chrome stools and formica tables and counter all recalled a bygone era.  Two other
customers ate silently at the far end of the counter--so old they seemed like part of
the furniture.
     The driver took a stool near the center of the counter.  He could see the cook
through the order window, wearing a white t-shirt and cloth cap, his back to the
customers, apparently cooking something on the flattop grill.  A waitress came over
to the driver and pulled an order pad from her apron and a pencil from her hair and
stared at him.  "Too late to get some eggs?" he asked.
     "Breakfast anytime, sweetie.  How you want 'em?" she responded with a voice
weary with age.
     "Over easy, with salsa verde on an english muffin and a diet coke," was the
reply.
     Hearing the order, the cook stopped chopping and looked up for a moment.
Without turning around to look at the customer he said, "I told you I'm retired."
     "That was three years ago.  Things are different now," said the driver, placing
his fedora on the counter as the waitress delivered his diet coke.
     "Yeah, sure," snapped the cook as he cracked two eggs on the griddle.  "I still
get the newsletters.  Nothing's changed up there."
     "They have a place that's perfect for you, up by Shadowspire."
     The cook grunted something under his breath as he flipped the eggs with one
skillful flick of the wrist.
     "I know you.  It's in your blood.  You can't stay away forever."
     The english muffins dropped out of the toaster and were quickly topped with
perfect eggs and green salsa.  The cook turned and stared at the spymaster sitting at
his counter.  "Order up!" he yelled, slapping the order bell with his spatula.  Still
fixed on the spy, he added, "Don't count on it."
     The spymaster smiled as the cook disappeared into the back.  He finished his
eggs and leaving an ample tip on the counter, walked back to his car.  As he drove
off he was still grinning, knowing he'd planted a seed in Otto's mind that, despite
his denials, would eventually lead to his return to the games.

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
SHADOWSPIRE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, FUCHI OWNED, since 
RODENT CLAN took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If The Warty 
Toad is buying drinks for CORPORATE IDIOTS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be 
dry before long.  A 3-2-0 makes for a big thirst.  Now let's all watch THE MONGOLOIDS 
II's heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big 
deal.  SHADOWSPIRE saw the first turn for LETHAL FORMULA, a 4-1-2, and some teams are 
scared, others are too arrogant to notice.  Take note friends, take note.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see RAT IN THE HAT win a fight and gain 31 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DUNNIK beat LIAM O'FLAHERTY and LIAM O'FLAHERTY lost 15 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster BANDIT PRINCE 
Dark Arena Challenged this turn.  The crowds were amazed this turn, as BANDIT PRINCE 
killed the Duelmaster, PO'D PANDA, leaving FURRY FURY in mourning.  This incredible 
death has allowed, I might add, RAT IN THE HAT from RODENT CLAN to ascend to the 
throne of Duelmaster, and I hear DARK ARENA is not happy.  The Warty Toad, humph!  
I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From 
SHADOWSPIRE's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  KELLUMBO'S KIDS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
it looks like DRAGONBANE GUILD avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would 
be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  KRAZED KOALA was challenged more times this turn 
than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  PINKY was 
challenged by one of 4-LETTER CAVEMEN's warriors this turn, with THAG having a lead 
of 25 points going into the fight.  And golly gee, THAG beat PINKY.  Aren't we all 
surprised and impressed?  I notice GARK challenging down 28 points to fight YEAR OF 
THE CAT, 4-LETTER CAVEMEN doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an insult to 
honor.  And sorry to say, GARK overcame YEAR OF THE CAT, leaving a bad feeling with 
the crowd.  I think exploitive snob is the term I'm looking for.  Now look at this.  
'71 MACH ONE challenged down 29 against OF WOLF AND MAN's ARIOCH.  What a weasel!  Ha 
ha aha ha aha ha!!!  '71 MACH ONE was was subdued by by OF WOLF AND MAN's warrior!  
Thank the gods for big favors!  ha!  I guess I can give a little credit to WYLD WYTCH 
of UNHOLY KNIGHTS for challenging up by 22 to SPIREWOLF.  WYLD WYTCH lost to get 31 
points of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Gee, FURRY FURY, ain't it past due for 
sending ANGERED APE Dark Arena?  What took ol' '15-6-0' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha 
ha!  Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next guy, but hey FURRY FURY, 
whyja send ANGERED APE to the Dark Arena, look at his record, huh?  And what a 
stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, KRAZED KOALA of FURRY FURY has added the 
final loss to hers 13-8-0.  Tee hee!  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  BALOR, a glorious 
7-9-1 fighter, has passed away.  Gee, too bad OF WOLF AND MAN.  Not that I'll be 
buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see CAPTAIN SCRAGG and DAGGERS DEEP at The 
Warty Toad tonight celebrating their bloodfeud victory over KENNASTONE.  Honor is 
like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will 
doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the SHADOWSPIRE arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAT IN THE HAT 832           13   4  1   126       RODENT CLAN (37)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARK 512                     14  10  0   115       4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
 SLAUGHTER MOUSE 5 595        18  10  4   109       RODENT CLAN (37)
 THAG 513                     15   9  1   106       4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
 GERTH 665                    15  17  1    99       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 WILHELM 770                  14   7  1    99       WARMASTERS (15)
 DUNNIK 900                   10   3  0    95       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KANODRAUG 786                14   6  2    93       THE DRAUGS (17)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PLASMA CUTTER 626            16  14  0    89       WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
-BALTAIRE 833                  9   6  0    89       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 LIAM O'FLAHERTY 698          17  12  2    82       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 ST JOHN KITTEN 840           12   6  1    75       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 YEAR OF THE CAT 765          12  10  0    75       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
-GIGI DIVINE 613              20  14  0    74       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 WEE BEASTIE 864              11   4  1    74       UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
 PINKY 809                     9  10  3    74       ORCAE ITA (80)
 BOWTIE BOB 930                6   4  0    71       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 TING-TING 776                14   6  0    69       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 '08 CHALLENGER 920            8   4  1    69       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
-RYAK RAZORSAW 597            14  24  2    68       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORNERY OCELOT 144            14  15  0    63       FURRY FURY (25)
 IRON SMITH 997                5   2  0    63       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 BAHBI 621                     8   9  1    62       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 ST. GEORGE 902                6   7  2    61       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 '68 ROAD RUNNER 747          16   8  0    60       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 SPIREWOLF 768                13   9  2    60       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 AVERAGE JOE 887               8   6  0    59       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 ARIOCH 996                    5   2  1    59       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SYE THE BEARDED 801          10   9  0    54       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 PINKY'S PIG BOY 935           7   4  0    54       UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
 OWL-EYES 851                 10   6  1    53       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 H.P. LOVECRAFT 692            9  21  0    53       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 BRAIN 812                     8  11  1    53       ORCAE ITA (80)
-TIN SNIPS 772                10  10  0    52       WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
 PHILIP K. DICK 848           10   7  0    51       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 GRACCHUS 825                  9  10  1    51       WARMASTERS (15)
-SLEDGE 629                    9  21  1    49       WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
-MEDA 854                      9   4  0    49       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 '71 MACH ONE 952              7   3  0    48       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 CORRIN 924                    7   4  1    46       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 YRUF 321                      6   5  0    46       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
 DURG 531                     11  11  0    44       4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
 VOLBEAT 860                   8   8  0    44       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 KIMBHULEE 1019                5   0  0    44       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 BILI 622                      8   9  1    43       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 BRICK MOUSE 987               6   2  0    43       RODENT CLAN (37)
 SHOTGUN WEDDING 898           7   6  0    42       AGGRESSION INC (78)
 LORD EXETER 932               6   5  0    42       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 LIBERIUS 824                 10   9  2    41       WARMASTERS (15)
 PUNCH CARD 784                6   8  1    40       AGGRESSION INC (78)
 URRIM 901                     7   6  0    39       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 LIGDISH BANG 983              5   3  0    39       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
-QUARTON 827                   9   9  0    36       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 GREGORR 865                   8   7  0    36       WARMASTERS (15)
 OVERKILL 781                  7   7  0    36       AGGRESSION INC (78)
 DJEREE THE DJERK 623          9   8  0    35       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 HCLCHICKEN 969                6   2  0    34       GOONSWARM (79)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONYB ENGLVAR 903              6   7  0    33       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 BINAURAL 941                  5   3  0    33       IMMORTAL ASYLUM (86)
 HAKKON 895                    8   5  0    31       GOONSWARM (79)
 RAEG TROPS 319                7   4  0    31       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
 WYLD WYTCH 845                7  10  0    31       UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHANDLER 882                  3   2  0    31       FRIENDS (84)
 THE CATALYST 939              6   2  1    30       IMMORTAL ASYLUM (86)
 ATTILA KEENBLADE 912          5   7  0    29       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 '69 FAIRLANE COBRA 1007       4   2  0    29       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 MYKUL 1018                    4   1  0    28       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
-JAX LE BLUE 946               4   4  0    28       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-ETTIN 1005                    2   3  0    27       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
-TAP AND DIE 1009              3   2  0    26       WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
 HR 1039                       2   0  0    26       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 DEAD SEXY 782                 5   9  1    25       AGGRESSION INC (78)
 BRIARSMILE 944                4   6  1    25       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 '66 CORVETTE 1036             3   1  1    25       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 W.S. GILBERT 995              4   3  2    24       LITERATE LOONS (40)
-EFREETI 957                   4   5  0    24       MONSTER MANUAL (87)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JOEY 933                      4   0  0    23       FRIENDS (84)
 VELICITY VON 970              3   3  0    23       WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89)
 DUELMOUSTER 913               5   7  0    22       RODENT CLAN (37)
 THE GENERAL 1035              3   1  0    22       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 CARIEC TOM 984                6   2  1    21       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
-KEY CUTTER 894                4   9  0    21       WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
 LATRICE 945                   5   5  0    20       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 TITUS 1031                    3   1  1    20       WARMASTERS (15)
 ELILAD 1055                   2   0  0    20       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 CAPTAIN SCRAGG 1048           2   0  0    20       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
-ASTINIUS 1021                 1   2  0    20       VINCERE AUT MORI III (91)
 MACEO 928                     4   6  0    18       FUCHI OWNED (54)
-AELA FIREBLADE 975            4   4  0    18       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 SARAH JAMES 973               3   3  0    18       WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89)
 MISS BUNNY 992                5   2  0    17       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 DAPHNE ROSEN 972              3   3  1    17       WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89)
 MEAT 1072                     2   0  0    17       IMMORTAL ASYLUM (86)
-SHAY REDMOON 963              1   6  0    17       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 DREAD PIRATE 1050             1   2  0    16       UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
-ILYENA 1023                   1   2  0    16       VINCERE AUT MORI III (91)
 KYZERSOSAE 1106               1   0  1    15       LETHAL FORMULA (98)
 SUPVSR 1083                   1   0  0    15       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 OLD SEBSISS 1105              1   0  0    15       LETHAL FORMULA (98)
-PREATORIA 1024                1   2  0    14       VINCERE AUT MORI III (91)
 KARTTOON 1000                 3   3  0    12       GOONSWARM (79)
 CEO 1040                      2   0  0    12       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 EVELYN WAUGH 1070             1   1  0    12       LITERATE LOONS (40)
-RACHEL 884                    3   2  0    11       FRIENDS (84)
 DEVON 994                     2   5  0    11       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
-XORN 1015                     2   2  0    11       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 TAVIS SPYRL 1091              1   0  0    11       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
 GULK 1082                     1   0  0    11       4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
 LAZY-EYE LUKE 1079            1   1  0    11       BLACK TIDE (95)
 BLUE MARBLE 1030              3   1  0    10       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 DYLAN RYDER 974               2   4  0    10       WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89)
-PHOEBE 989                    2   0  0    10       FRIENDS (84)
 MITTANI 1093                  1   0  0    10       GOONSWARM (79)
 KENNASTONE 1034               2   2  1     9       IMMORTAL ASYLUM (86)
-THE SEAMSTRESS 986            1   6  0     9       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 HARE TRIGGER 1107             1   0  0     8       RODENT CLAN (37)
 ADAM DREAMSCAPE 1094          1   0  0     8       THE RED BLADES (88)
 SINISTER SNOOPY 1069          1   1  0     8       FURRY FURY (25)
-CHIMERA 1006                  1   4  0     7       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 JRS 1016                      1   4  0     7       WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89)
 SPIKE 1075                    1   1  0     7       BLACK TIDE (95)
 FEAR ITSELF 1012              1   4  0     7       UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
 NOCTRYN 1104                  1   0  1     6       LETHAL FORMULA (98)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POTTY MOUTH 1038              1   3  0     6       ORCAE ITA (80)
 GROBBULUS 1090                1   0  0     6       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 VOLAX STEELBORN 1100          1   0  0     6       NEVERQUEST (97)
 ZULLIE 1102                   1   0  0     6       LETHAL FORMULA (98)
 BEAUCHAMP 1025                1   3  0     6       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 WIDOW FAERLINA 1061           1   1  0     5       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 FIMNAR 1053                   1   2  0     5       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 NYDERAWYN 1046                1   2  0     5       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 JOVIAL JULIUS 1095            1   0  0     5       THE RED BLADES (88)
 CPA 1042                      1   1  0     4       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 SHREDDER 1077                 1   1  0     4       BLACK TIDE (95)
-BERSERKER 1047                0   2  0     4       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 MR ORANGE 1065                1   0  0     3       MERCENARY INC (94)
 SOPHIA FIERA 1054             0   2  0     2       THE RED BLADES (88)
 CRINGER 1073                  0   2  0     2       ORCAE ITA (80)
 BACKHAND BETTY 1078           0   2  0     2       BLACK TIDE (95)
 THAD 1026                     0   2  0     2       4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
 FIPPY DARKPAW 1099            0   1  0     1       NEVERQUEST (97)
 MR BLUE 1064                  0   1  0     1       MERCENARY INC (94)
 GOTHIK 1089                   0   1  0     1       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-TRANIN 1080                   0   1  0     1       VINCERE AUT MORI III (91)
 MR WHITE 1063                 0   1  0     1       MERCENARY INC (94)
-NINTRA 1081                   0   1  0     1       VINCERE AUT MORI III (91)
 BAMBI FLOPPYFEET 1098         0   1  0     1       NEVERQUEST (97)
 CLEO BLOODSTONE 1096          0   1  0     1       THE RED BLADES (88)
 ATHAME MOONBLADE 1101         0   1  0     1       NEVERQUEST (97)
 GORBY BUGMUNCHER 1097         0   1  0     1       NEVERQUEST (97)
 MR PINK 1062                  0   1  0     1       MERCENARY INC (94)
 GHENDAL 1103                  0   1  0     1       LETHAL FORMULA (98)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FALSE TEETH 521        17 28 2 AARP 41              LIAM O'FLAHERTY 698    59  NOT REVENGED
BRAIN DEAD 1074         0  1 0 AGGRESSION INC 78    TITUS 1031             62   
CELOX NEX 1076          1  1 0 BLACK TIDE 95        KYZERSOSAE 1106        63   
GM 1043                 0  1 0 CORPORATE IDIOTS 92  W.S. GILBERT 995       61   
VP 1041                 1  1 0 CORPORATE IDIOTS 92  W.S. GILBERT 995       63   
CARAVAN GUARD 1049      0  1 0 DAGGERS DEEP 55      KENNASTONE 1034        61  JUST REVENGED
RAWN 323                3  7 1 DAGGERS DEEP 55      STONE GOLEM            63  NONE
BLAIDD DRWG 991         0  3 0 DRAGONBANE GUILD 13  ARIOCH 996             59  REVENGED
ANGERED APE 749        15  7 0 FURRY FURY 25        ARENAMASTER            63  NONE
KRAZED KOALA 748       13  9 0 FURRY FURY 25        RAT IN THE HAT 832     63   
PO'D PANDA 147         16 13 2 FURRY FURY 25        BANDIT PRINCE          63  NONE
SUAS 1092               0  1 0 GOONSWARM 79         BANDIT PRINCE          63  NONE
MONKEY KING 942         2  6 0 IMMORTAL ASYLUM 86   BLACK ORC              63  NONE
E.M. FORSTER 914        2  8 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    '66 CORVETTE 1036      61  REVENGED
MR BROWN 1066           0  1 0 MERCENARY INC 94     NOCTRYN 1104           63   
BUGBEAR 968             2  3 0 MONSTER MANUAL 87    PUNCH CARD 784         59  NOT REVENGED
BALOR 846               7 10 1 OF WOLF AND MAN 57   BRAIN 812              63   
STINKY 1052             0  3 0 ORCAE ITA 80         STONE GOLEM            63  NONE
GARSK 892               6  5 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 85   ST JOHN KITTEN 840     60   
BONE SHAMAN 961         4  3 0 THE RED BLADES 88    ST. GEORGE 902         62   
HERA BLOODSTONE 960     3  4 0 THE RED BLADES 88    THE CATALYST 939       62   
JACK WAYFARE 998        1  5 0 THE RED BLADES 88    HIGH ELF               63  NONE
CALLIDUS 1020           1  1 0 VINCERE AUT MORI  91 DEAD SEXY 782          61  REVENGED
HOSTILIUS 1022          0  2 0 VINCERE AUT MORI  91 DAPHNE ROSEN 972       61  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Spirewolf -- Well that worked out much better for you.  And to answer you question.
Yes, like a box of rocks. -- Arioch

Well now!  That was quite unexpected.  A 3 round battle to the death with Mountain
Troll.  I think I shall stick around a bit -- Balor

Ornery Ocelot -- I don't think you puny, petite or fair yes, but never puny.  Till we
meet again. -- Gerth

Ryak Razorsaw -- You manager must have a soft spot for you.  Good luck in the future.
-- Dunnik

08 Challenger -- At least this time you were more generous sharing knowledge. --
Urrim

Shay Redmoon -- That is an awfully sweet name for a cult member. -- Corrin

Blue MArble -- Damn Golem!  I thought I could take you. -- Fimnar

M. Chardinee is just a wonderful warrior! -- (Very) Average Joe

Rawn -- Let's enjoy that mug in a less sandy place.

I can teach you many things, dear Wee Beastie... -- St John Kitten

Gerth -- You deserved the victory.  I'm quite lunatic on the sand. -- Year of the Cat

Still 11 to go!  When you climb too much, you must fall, let's hope it wont be before
the 200 mark. -- Le Pentarque

All -- I am BlackHart and I manage the Black Tide.

Dylan Ryder -- Who said "go"?  I was still flexing and showing off for the crowds
when you stabbed me in the leg. -- Spike

Evelyn Waugh -- Seven attacks and you parried two.  I suggest you fire your trainer.
-- Celox Nex

Tranin -- You did not conquer, nor die.  Are you sure you're right for Vincere Aut
Mori? -- Shredder

Elilad -- You certainly are the giving type. -- Backhand Betty

Tap and Die -- You lucky me no swing.  Me tap you and you would die. -- Lazy-eye Luke

St John Kitten -- Well I never... you are definitly more than just a kitten, well
played. -- Wee Beastie

Quarton -- Squashton is what you are now. -- Pinky's Pig Boy

Berserker -- You sure know how to swing that big ol weapon, another hit and it would
have been lights out for me, I hope not to see you soon. -- Wyld Wytch

Miss Bunny -- I Missed it by that much. -- Fear Itself

Latrice -- You are one slippery dudette, you got something against pirates, you do no
like to be touched, my precious little bobette, next time I shall have to take you by
surprise I guess, you are definitly one pearl I wants to get me hands on. -- Dread
Pirate

Deepthought -- You would probably win more if you didn't go after my most experienced
warrior. -- Gentleben

Kellumbo -- 1-3 in your favor now, I shall be fixin that soon. -- Gentleben

IC -- Well looks like it is all tied up now at 9-9 for us, tie breaker anyone? --
Unholy Knights

PO'D -- Congrats on the invite, may you continue to honor the Shadowspire arena. --
Unholy Knights

Black Tide and Blackhart -- Welcome to the Shadowspire sands, may your aim be true
and be pointed in the other direction. -- Unholy Knights and Gentleben

Seamstress -- And we meet again, although this time not by challenge.  And the result
stays the same.  First my challenge, then random matchup, perhaps now you should
challenge?  Just an idea. -- Lord Exeter

The Red Blades -- Now that does qualify as a stinky turn.  Three dead in one go
around, and only one of those by torch light.  Ouch.  The challenge on Bone Shaman
was intentional, but the death was not.  If you decide that you have someone worth
giving a shot to, I await the bloodfeud. -- St. George

Arioch -- I should not feel so relieved about beating a 5 FE warrior.  But I am.  At
least now Blaidd Drwg can rest in peace. -- Spirewolf

Fimnar -- You might want to work out a bit before you try that one again.  I do
appreciate the easy win. -- Blue Marble

Welcome to Black Tide.  New blood is always welcome.  Be wary, for the blades in
Shadowspire are sharp on the sands and the mouths of some just ramble on and on and
on in the tavern.  Enjoy all that this city has to offer. -- Nomad and the Guild

Tripwhine -- Who am I?  Why, just look to your left.  See the guy pointing at your
flower print dress.  Notice that he is laughing so hard that he can barely breathe.
That's me. -- Opinicus

Tripwhine -- I went 0-5 this turn and I'm still pointing and laughing. -- Opinicus

The Director -- Swooning, I thought I saw that, too.  I can almost imagine them
staring long and lovingly into each other's eyes.  Do you think the fair maiden has
granted her protector that kiss yet? -- Opinicus

Tripwhine -- If I don't stop laughing soon I may die from lack of oxygen.  Can you
change the funny dress for something a little less humorous? -- Opinicus

Rat in the Hat -- Nice fight.  Congratulations.  I think it was the tail.  It was so
long and lovely that I couldn't take my eyes off of it. -- Pinky

Meat -- I was just pretending to lie on the ground.  All part of my strategy.  My act
was a little too convincing.  So much so that the arenamaster fell for it.  Oh well.
-- Cringer

Xorn -- I tip my bicycle helmet to you.  -- Potty Mouth

Kellumbo -- I see you sent another guy 1-1-1 P ME ME, I do not know how you keep the
faith. -- Sinister Snoopy

     Judicious refrigeration?  Sorry, couldn't resist that one.

Wilhelm -- I told you I would spank you, good try, I will not be shocked to see you
on the throne next turn. -- PO'd graduating

PO'd ends up favoring the GA, which means ewww.  Hombre, do you have any of those
favs pots left.  I may come looking.  Oh, BTW, I hope you make it to the Face, I am
arriving Thursday in the am. -- Grimm

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PO'D PANDA was barely slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ANGERED APE was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
RAWN was luckily killed by  STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
JACK WAYFARE was slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MONKEY KING was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
STINKY was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SUAS was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
CAPTAIN SCRAGG defeated KENNASTONE in a 1 minute beginner's Bloodfeud melee.
VP was slaughtered by W.S. GILBERT in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
KRAZED KOALA was slaughtered by RAT IN THE HAT in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
THAG overpowered PINKY in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
GARK overpowered YEAR OF THE CAT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge match.
ORNERY OCELOT was overcome by WEE BEASTIE in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
'71 MACH ONE was luckily beaten by ARIOCH in a 2 minute Challenge match.
TING-TING viciously subdued GRACCHUS in a popular 2 minute Challenge conflict.
OWL-EYES luckily beat PUNCH CARD in a action packed 4 minute Challenge struggle.
RAEG TROPS was overcome by SHOTGUN WEDDING in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
ST. GEORGE devastated URRIM in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LIGDISH BANG was narrowly defeated by PHILIP K. DICK in a 4 minute Challenge match.
WYLD WYTCH was overpowered by SPIREWOLF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DURG was savagely defeated by VOLBEAT in a unpopular 32 minute Challenge conflict.
CARIEC TOM was overpowered by KIMBHULEE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HCLCHICKEN demolished MACEO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
LORD EXETER vanquished DUELMOUSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
YRUF overpowered DJEREE THE DJERK in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge match.
BRAIN viciously butchered BALOR in a 1 minute gory Challenge match.
DEAD SEXY was vanquished by ONYB ENGLVAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DYLAN RYDER was demolished by BINAURAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SPIKE beat CRINGER in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fray.
SINISTER SNOOPY viciously subdued FEAR ITSELF in a 7 minute novice's Challenge duel.
ELILAD won victory over BLUE MARBLE in a 3 minute brutal novice's Challenge fray.
NYDERAWYN was demolished by SARAH JAMES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TITUS overpowered POTTY MOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FIMNAR was viciously subdued by DAPHNE ROSEN in a 4 minute Challenge match.
HR overpowered LATRICE in a 4 minute brutal one-sided Challenge struggle.
WIDOW FAERLINA was bested by DREAD PIRATE in a 5 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
SLAUGHTER MOUSE 5 demolished BOWTIE BOB in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
WILHELM vanquished '08 CHALLENGER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LIAM O'FLAHERTY was viciously subdued by DUNNIK in a 2 minute bloody bout.
GERTH demolished ST JOHN KITTEN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
KANODRAUG overpowered '68 ROAD RUNNER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
GREGORR was unbelievably bested by BRICK MOUSE in a exciting 5 minute struggle.
AVERAGE JOE viciously subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
LIBERIUS was devastated by BAHBI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OVERKILL was overcome by H.P. LOVECRAFT in a 2 minute conflict.
CORRIN demolished BRIARSMILE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PINKY'S PIG BOY subdued THE CATALYST in a action packed 1 minute fight.
IRON SMITH overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 5 minute bloody uneven bout.
THE GENERAL was outwaited by HAKKON in a tiresome 11 minute novice vs. master match.
BILI demolished MISS BUNNY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DEVON was overpowered by ATTILA KEENBLADE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
KARTTOON was overpowered by '69 FAIRLANE COBRA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
VELICITY VON devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
'66 CORVETTE demolished CLEO BLOODSTONE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
CEO bested MR WHITE in a 1 minute novice's bout.
CPA slimly lost to EVELYN WAUGH in a 5 minute gory novice's struggle.
THAD was viciously subdued by ZULLIE in a 6 minute brutal amateur's conflict.
BEAUCHAMP was overpowered by MYKUL in a 2 minute uneven fight.
JRS was subdued by ADAM DREAMSCAPE in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
SOPHIA FIERA was handily defeated by GULK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LAZY-EYE LUKE overpowered GORBY BUGMUNCHER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BACKHAND BETTY was demolished by TAVIS SPYRL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SHREDDER was overpowered by SUPVSR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CELOX NEX was assassinated by KYZERSOSAE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MEAT overpowered MR PINK in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MR BROWN was dispatched by NOCTRYN in a 1 minute novice's fight.
MR ORANGE slimly won victory over GHENDAL in a unpopular 13 minute beginner's match.
MR BLUE was beaten by HARE TRIGGER in a popular 2 minute novice's match.
GOTHIK was savagely defeated by VOLAX STEELBORN in a 5 minute bloody novice's fight.
GROBBULUS viciously subdued ATHAME MOONBLADE in a 2 minute bloody novice's struggle.
MITTANI demolished BAMBI FLOPPYFEET in a 1 minute uneven match.
JOVIAL JULIUS unbelievably bested FIPPY DARKPAW in a popular 3 minute novice's battle.
OLD SEBSISS overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         LUNGING ATTACK   123 - 105 -  8      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         TOTAL PARRY       95 -  90 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         STRIKING ATTACK  142 - 141 -  7      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  23 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         AIMED BLOW        69 -  76 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   12         WALL OF STEEL     50 -  58 -  3      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         BASHING ATTACK    69 -  82 -  7      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   45 -  56 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     34 -  54 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  18 -  0      38  |

Turn  63 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  8     AIMED BLOW         7 -  8         5  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     7 -  8         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        7 -  8         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     8 - 12     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  8     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RAT IN THE HAT 832         13   4  1  126 RODENT CLAN (37)
LUNGING ATTACK   GARK 512                   14  10  0  115 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
BASHING ATTACK   LIAM O'FLAHERTY 698        17  12  2   82 LITERATE LOONS (40)
AIMED BLOW       ST JOHN KITTEN 840         12   6  1   75 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WEE BEASTIE 864            11   4  1   74 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOWTIE BOB 930              6   4  0   71 FUCHI OWNED (54)
TOTAL PARRY      '68 ROAD RUNNER 747        16   8  0   60 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
WALL OF STEEL    ARIOCH 996                  5   2  1   59 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GARK 512.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GREGORR 865.  The ten other most popular fighters were PUNCH CARD 784, DAPHNE ROSEN 
972, IRON SMITH 997, TING-TING 776, RAWN 323, '71 MACH ONE 952, HARE TRIGGER 1107, 
FIPPY DARKPAW 1099, STINKY 1052, and RAEG TROPS 319.

The least popular fighter this week was DURG 531.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were VOLBEAT 860, MR ORANGE 1065, GHENDAL 1103, HAKKON 895, SINISTER SNOOPY 
1069, FEAR ITSELF 1012, THAD 1026, BAMBI FLOPPYFEET 1098, ATHAME MOONBLADE 1101, and 
MR BROWN 1066.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PO'D PANDA (81-147) FURRY FURY (25)