DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/07/2010 Duedate: 04/20/2010
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-85
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHILI SURPRISE
OTTO'S DINER (96)
(81-1085) [16-6-0,125]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TITUS ZAMZALIN
WARMASTERS (15) TEAM SLUDGE (107)
(81-1031) [16-10-3,132] (81-1272) [2-1-0,21]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GREGORR HEAD BAND
WARMASTERS (15) CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
(81-865) [21-16-1,100] (81-1056) [13-9-2,71]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WARMASTERS (15)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81) 87
2. LITERATE LOONS (40) 47 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
3. THE RED BLADES (88) 38 Unchartered Team
4. OTTO'S DINER (96) 37
5. FUZZY BUNNIES (110) 27 TEAM SLUDGE (107)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CAPITAL CARTEL (93) 69 41 4 62.7 1/ 1 WARMASTERS (15) 12 3 1
2/ 3 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 252 169 7 59.9 2/20 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81) 9 6 1
3/ 2 SUMMERBORN (104) 38 27 1 58.5 3/ 9 THE RED BLADES (88) 9 6 1
4- 4 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18) 244 176 4 58.1 4/ 2 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 9 6 0
5/ 5 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 240 184 8 56.6 5/15 MONSTER MANUAL (87) 9 6 0
6/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29) 186 151 4 55.2 6/ 4 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 8 6 0
7/ 8 WARMASTERS (15) 219 204 20 51.8 7/ 8 JUNGLELAND (103) 8 7 1
8/ 9 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 218 206 12 51.4 8/ 3 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106) 8 7 0
9/ 7 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106) 28 27 0 50.9 9/11 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 8 7 0
10/12 PHILANTHROPISTS (85) 55 55 1 50.0 10/13 DARQUE AGES (29) 8 7 0
11/11 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 198 201 11 49.6 11/18 PHILANTHROPISTS (85) 8 7 0
12/10 FURRY FURY (25) 117 119 5 49.6 12/12 CAPITAL CARTEL (93) 8 7 0
13/ 0 NEVERQUEST (97) 28 32 2 46.7 13/ 6 OTTO'S DINER (96) 8 7 0
14/23*TEAM SLUDGE (107) 6 7 0 46.2 14/16 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 7 8 2
15/14 LITERATE LOONS (40) 193 230 7 45.6 15/17 LITERATE LOONS (40) 7 8 1
16/16 MONSTER MANUAL (87) 69 86 3 44.5 16/10 JOSEFINS HEROES (105) 7 8 0
17/13*BEER (108) 7 9 0 43.8 17/ 7 SUMMERBORN (104) 7 8 0
18/17 JUNGLELAND (103) 29 38 1 43.3 18/22*TEAM SLUDGE (107) 6 7 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18 OTTO'S DINER (96) 47 63 0 42.7 19/ 5 DAGGERS DEEP (55) 6 9 0
20/15 DAGGERS DEEP (55) 38 51 3 42.7 20-14 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18) 5 5 0
21/20 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81) 86 119 5 42.0 21/19*BEER (108) 5 6 0
22/21 THE RED BLADES (88) 57 83 3 40.7 22/21 FURRY FURY (25) 4 11 0
23-19 WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89) 41 60 1 40.6 23/24*FUZZY BUNNIES (110) 3 7 0
24/22 JOSEFINS HEROES (105) 17 28 1 37.8 24/ 0 NEVERQUEST (97) 2 3 0
25/24*FUZZY BUNNIES (110) 3 7 0 30.0 25/ 0*ARCHAIC CHAOS (111) 1 4 0
26/ 0*ARCHAIC CHAOS (111) 1 4 0 20.0 26-23 WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Surprise, surprise, surprise! Bet you didn't expect to see me sitting here, did
ya? To tell the truth, I didn't even expect it so soon. After all, my team isn't
known for their winning ways. Yet here I am, a mere 20 turns after our debut in this
fair city and we have our first duelmaster. I'm the last surviving member of the
original Diner crew, and fortunately, the only one Otto really wanted to keep. With
any luck, I'll survive to be our first graduate as well.
Now, to address matters of the bouts themselves. Attila, I'm kinda glad you
challenged me, because I had challenged you last turn, too. Don't let the fact that
I'm responsible for over one-third of my team's wins fool you. We're better than we
look. I'd like a rematch, but with so many potential challengers it's not likely to
happen.
In closing, let me just say how grateful I am for this arena. I once thought
I'd never again see the old-school style of play that makes our game what it is. The
level of competition here warms my heart and keeps life interesting. Hats off to the
fighters and managers of Shadowspire!
Chili Surprise
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in SHADOWSPIRE since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Who can explain it? Not
you, not me, not UNHOLY KNIGHTS' opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks
from 20th to 2nd. DAGGERS DEEP bit the big one as they could not win. They dropped
from 5th down to 19th! Are you guy giving lessons or what? It seems so recently
people were saying TEAM SLUDGE was washed up, finished. But 3-1-0 moved them up 4.
I guess they're washed no more... What's with BRAND? He actually beat NEVERQUEST's
VOLAX STEELBORN, and walked away with 26 more points from the fight. Laughs were big
at UNHOLY KNIGHTS while they watched BRAND clobber VOLAX STEELBORN. He lost 24
points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. WARMASTERS' hatred of
OTTO'S DINER surfaced again as LIBERIUS challenged SHADOWSPIRE's top dog. LIBERIUS
was reminded on the sands why CHILI SURPRISE is Duelmaster. I suppose you want to
hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. The
most avoided team was OF WOLF AND MAN. In my day, no team with a 196-198-11 would
scare me off! What's the problem, LA PENTARCHIE? How well I know the feeling of
being the most challenged warrior, XORN! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back
to haunt you. Maybe LITERATE LOONS' PHILIP K. DICK is one of those guys who likes
pain, or something. That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 30 to
ORNERY OCELOT. ORNERY OCELOT must not been fighting well, cause she lost to PHILIP
K. DICK of LITERATE LOONS. Sometimes you just have a bad day where things get, um,
mixed up. Keep challenging up 26 points, FLOP SHOT, and I won't have to write about
you much longer. TITUS always accepts those kind of challenges... As I expected,
TITUS killed FLOP SHOT. Not to start anything, but, FLOP SHOT, now that you've faced
him and seen his style, you might try it again!
Warriors of SHADOWSPIRE unite. You have only your games to lose! We all knew
it had to happen sooner or later. A warrior can't stick around with a 13-9-2, and
TITUS easily took care of FLOP SHOT. YRUF of DAGGERS DEEP didn't know when to quit.
When you've got a 10-8-0, that's a good sign. Now he's dead. The ultimate victory
is one that results in death. TITUS of knows this. Will CAPITAL CARTEL attempt a
Bloodfeud? Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young
rapscallions, take note!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? Are
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice,
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHILI SURPRISE 1085 16 6 0 125 OTTO'S DINER (96)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TITUS 1031 16 10 3 132 WARMASTERS (15)
XORN 1015 17 9 0 110 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
-LATRICE 945 18 13 0 109 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
W.S. GILBERT 995 14 15 3 103 LITERATE LOONS (40)
YEAR OF THE CAT 765 24 20 0 101 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
SERAFIN GAWAIN 1117 11 11 0 101 THE RED BLADES (88)
GREGORR 865 21 16 1 100 WARMASTERS (15)
HUGH CAPET 690 17 19 2 99 DARQUE AGES (29)
LOW AND AWAY 1060 18 4 0 96 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
SPIREWOLF 768 22 22 2 95 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
PHILIP K. DICK 848 18 21 0 92 LITERATE LOONS (40)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORNERY OCELOT 144 19 32 0 89 FURRY FURY (25)
ARIOCH 996 17 12 2 89 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
AVERAGE JOE 887 21 15 0 88 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
-DAPHNE ROSEN 972 14 11 1 87 WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89)
LIBERIUS 824 21 20 3 86 WARMASTERS (15)
ATTILA KEENBLADE 912 19 15 0 86 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
ONYB ENGLVAR 903 12 9 0 85 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
BLUE MARBLE 1030 17 9 0 79 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
HUMMINGBIRD 1213 10 3 0 77 SUMMERBORN (104)
MARTIN LUTHER 718 19 14 0 76 DARQUE AGES (29)
HEAD BAND 1056 13 9 2 71 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
BOOK MARK 1058 11 11 0 70 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
ETTIN 1005 15 12 0 67 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AUGUST 1212 8 5 1 66 SUMMERBORN (104)
EVELYN WAUGH 1070 15 9 0 64 LITERATE LOONS (40)
SHY SKUNK 1133 13 8 0 62 FURRY FURY (25)
DUCHESS OF ERAT 1234 8 4 0 62 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
CARIEC TOM 984 15 15 1 61 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
VIRIDIO 1145 10 10 0 61 WARMASTERS (15)
BERSERKER 1047 9 15 2 61 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
GOULASH 1215 9 5 0 61 OTTO'S DINER (96)
D'VINN 1165 6 1 0 59 NEVERQUEST (97)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIMP IN 1057 14 8 0 56 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
BRAND 1189 8 8 0 55 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
FIMNAR 1053 14 11 0 53 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
-MILEY 1186 8 7 0 53 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
AZAGHAL 1223 8 6 0 52 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
CTUCHIK 1242 6 5 1 52 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
SELENA SPECTRE 1192 9 6 1 51 THE RED BLADES (88)
-DYLAN RYDER 974 8 17 0 51 WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHIMERA 1006 11 16 1 50 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
LARITON 1236 9 3 0 50 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
BROWN BETTY 1233 6 6 0 50 OTTO'S DINER (96)
SINISTER SNOOPY 1069 11 13 0 49 FURRY FURY (25)
BOBBY JEAN 1197 8 6 0 48 JUNGLELAND (103)
CAPTAIN SCRAGG 1048 6 3 1 47 DAGGERS DEEP (55)
GROBBULUS 1140 11 9 0 45 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-SARAH JAMES 973 10 15 0 45 WHO'S YOUR MAMA (89)
AVERROES 853 11 9 1 43 DARQUE AGES (29)
REGINA SPECTRE 1194 8 7 0 43 THE RED BLADES (88)
THE SUPERIOR CAT 1230 8 3 0 43 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
KID CHARLEMAGNE 1193 6 9 1 42 THE RED BLADES (88)
RAEG TROPS 319 10 8 0 41 DAGGERS DEEP (55)
MIDNIGHT SUN 1211 6 7 0 41 SUMMERBORN (104)
-VENISHA 1204 9 5 0 39 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
ELILAD 1055 8 2 0 39 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
BRIARSMILE 944 7 11 1 39 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
LILLEKATT 1217 5 4 0 39 JOSEFINS HEROES (105)
JERSEY GIRL 1201 6 7 0 38 JUNGLELAND (103)
IRON GOLEM 1256 5 4 0 38 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
-BRENTNI 1205 9 5 0 37 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
SCRAWNIE RONNIE 1285 3 1 1 37 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
CHUPUCASUPERIOR 1229 7 4 0 36 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
OUTLAW PETE 1200 9 5 0 35 JUNGLELAND (103)
VACA 1210 7 6 0 35 SUMMERBORN (104)
MADDENED MEERKAT 1134 7 14 0 35 FURRY FURY (25)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VOLAX STEELBORN 1100 7 5 0 32 NEVERQUEST (97)
NYDERAWYN 1046 6 5 0 32 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
ZEVRAN 1258 5 3 0 32 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
ROSALITA 1198 4 10 0 32 JUNGLELAND (103)
CLASSIC NAPALM 1262 3 3 0 32 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
LIGDISH BANG 983 7 9 0 30 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
FIPPY DARKPAW 1099 6 6 1 29 NEVERQUEST (97)
SHILLELAGH TOR 1294 3 0 0 29 THE RED BLADES (88)
-TACOIA 1203 7 7 0 28 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
ELTHOR 1237 7 5 0 27 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
HEATWAVE 1209 7 6 0 27 SUMMERBORN (104)
HEINRIK 1257 4 5 1 24 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
MUSSE PIGG 1259 4 2 0 24 JOSEFINS HEROES (105)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KISS MY GRITS 1252 6 4 0 22 OTTO'S DINER (96)
ZAMZALIN 1272 2 1 0 21 TEAM SLUDGE (107)
CATCH CRICKET 1244 4 7 0 20 FURRY FURY (25)
GORBY BUGMUNCHER 1097 4 8 0 20 NEVERQUEST (97)
SUPERIORBANE 1226 4 7 0 20 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
MACKAPACKA 1218 1 8 0 20 JOSEFINS HEROES (105)
WALLI 1219 4 5 0 17 JOSEFINS HEROES (105)
LIAM O'SUPERIOR 1302 2 0 0 17 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
MOUNTAIN DAN 1286 1 3 0 16 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
CICERO 1266 3 2 0 14 WARMASTERS (15)
APIS FREMO 1310 1 0 0 14 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
HOLLY WINDSTALKER 1164 3 4 0 13 NEVERQUEST (97)
PINK BUNNY 1300 1 1 0 11 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
SMACKY BUNNY 1298 1 1 0 11 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
IGLPIGL 1261 2 3 1 10 JOSEFINS HEROES (105)
BUDWEISER 1304 1 0 0 10 BEER (108)
NARYAK 1296 2 1 1 9 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
CYRIL WYRMSLAYER 1267 2 3 0 9 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
RENA 1269 2 1 0 9 TEAM SLUDGE (107)
MILLER 1276 2 2 0 9 BEER (108)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VIRGINIA WOOLF 1263 1 5 0 9 LITERATE LOONS (40)
FAN ZHEN 1288 2 2 0 8 DARQUE AGES (29)
SAM ADAMS 1275 2 2 0 8 BEER (108)
DANAELA SPYRL 1290 2 2 0 8 DAGGERS DEEP (55)
SUPERIEEE BEASTIE 1284 2 2 0 8 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
SERAH 1303 1 0 0 7 TEAM SLUDGE (107)
STABBY BUNNY 1301 1 1 0 6 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
A.E. HOUSMAN 1306 1 0 0 6 LITERATE LOONS (40)
DRUUMK 1291 1 3 0 6 DAGGERS DEEP (55)
JEHGAN 1295 1 2 0 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
CARTMAN 1270 0 3 0 3 TEAM SLUDGE (107)
BABA GANOUJ 1292 0 3 0 3 OTTO'S DINER (96)
MR BUNN 1299 0 2 0 2 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
KOUTETSU-VSAGI 1297 0 2 0 2 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
MAGIC RAT 1317 0 1 0 1 JUNGLELAND (103)
BRUTUS 1311 0 1 0 1 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
BUSCH 1305 0 1 0 1 BEER (108)
MALLEUS 1309 0 1 0 1 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
CONSECTOR 1308 0 1 0 1 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
URSA MAJOR 1312 0 1 0 1 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FOSTERS 1274 0 1 0 BEER 108 IGLPIGL 1261 82
GUINNESS 1277 2 2 0 BEER 108 HEINRIK 1257 85
FLOP SHOT 1059 13 9 2 CAPITAL CARTEL 93 TITUS 1031 85
YRUF 321 10 8 0 DAGGERS DEEP 55 W.S. GILBERT 995 85
TOM JOAD 1251 1 4 0 JUNGLELAND 103 CTUCHIK 1242 81 REVENGED
COLTEN 1265 2 3 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 57 SHEWISH GIANT 85 NONE
SUPERIOR'D PANDA 1227 4 5 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 106 SCRAWNIE RONNIE 1285 83 REVENGED
FELIX 1273 0 1 0 TEAM SLUDGE 107 NARYAK 1296 83
PERSONAL ADS
All -- In case there are any slow learners out there who need to be convinced, my
death by Dark Champion should be final proof that the War Flail is good fer nuttin.
-- the former Liam O'Flaherty
Hey, the Dark Champion is GOOD.
Arioch -- Seems fewer and fewer fight the way you do nowadays. Which, personally, is
a boon for my record as well as my ego. -- Evelyn Waugh
Cariec Tom -- Just what the world needed another timeless battle of mediocre bashers.
I can almost hear the Gods harrumphing in the sky. -- Gilbert
D.K. -- This will be your chance. Minimal ads this time. You can do it! -- Agent
To those assuming that all Capital Cartel "warriors" use steroids, I will have you
know that two do not! -- Agent
Xorn -- Well challenged, well executed, well won. Salute. -- Low And away
Liberius -- I knew it was a long shot, but I thought I might be able to bluff you
with an all-in. (sigh) -- Limp In
Martin Luther -- Shucks. Averroes, yes! Darque Ages, like kissing one's sister. --
Agent
Fimnar -- I chopped your beard. (wink) -- Head Band
Thanks (again!) for your column, Nomad: you deserve to quickly get your throne back!
-- LMPM
Nicely done though, Otto: the rough start is almost forgotten now!
Bye! And sorry for the really unlucky Mr. Dick. -- St John Kitten
Well, WS Gilbert, we don't understand either. Why Joe and not Tom?? -- Average Joe
and Cardiec Tom, pondering.
Year of the Cat should have lost as we are used too. Better luck next time, Ettin (I
must not forget to avoid). -- LMPM
Limp In -- You surprised me with that challenge. After my strong showing and near
win against Low and Away, I didn't think I'd get another challenge from either of you
guys with easier targets about. I'll take the win though. -- Liberius
Yruf -- Nice style match up for you, but the 19 FE difference in that random match up
is tough to overcome. And you're welcome for the 5 skill learns! -- Gregorr
Serafin Gawain -- Neither I nor my manager generally tend to make big down
challenges, but Vanek insisted that I do so this turn to make a point. He is
beginning to get tired of seeing warriors from your stable nearly every turn and
thought this may get your manager's attention. Don't say I didn't warn you. -- Titus
Captain Scragg -- You are either very brave or very foolish. Either way, I'll give
you credit for the attempt. Nice try. -- Viridio
Fuzzy Bunnies -- Welcome to Shadowspire. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Keep your
chin up and don't let the bad start discourage you! Good Luck! -- Vanek, Manager of
Warmasters
Literate Loons -- Wow, you are a brutal task master over there, aren't you? I mean,
Liam O'Flaherty gives you 50 fights and after receiving his graduation notice you
send him to the Dark Arena only to leave on his shield. Very harsh. -- Vanek
Nomad -- Once again, another very nice and entertaining Duelmaster column! -- Vanek
Mountain Dan -- Gutsy challenge! -- Rosalita
Ctuchik -- Interesting! Last time it sure looked like you were gonna win it and I
walked away the victor. This time I feel I dominated the fight completely and you
walk away with the win. This turn I'm leaving the blood feuding business to Outlaw
Pete. He won't win, most likely, but at least he doesn't mind not being taught
anything. -- Bobby Jean
Sinister Snoopy -- Now, that was fun, eh? -- Outlaw Pete
All -- Sorry for the lack of PAs recently but I have been extremely busy and not in a
good way. I hope to be more involved in the future. -- Gentleben, MGR Unholy Knights
Iron Golem -- Not exactly the fight I was gearing up for but I did better than I
thought I would once I looked up and saw you on the other side of the sands. -- Brand
Maddened Meerkat -- I know now why you are so mad, have you tried an off-hand weapon?
-- Duchess of Erat
Bobby Jean -- You survived round 2, want to go for 3? 3rd time is the charm and then
your team mates will get a chance to keep BFing or is it Bsing? -- Ctuchik
The Superior Cat -- You know, taking the name of a graduated DM from this arena and
claiming to be the superior version of them does not mean what you think it means.
Try it again and I may not let you live. -- Scrawnie Ronnie
Rosalita -- I didn't challenge you expected to win, and yes I did get what I
expected. -- Mountain Dan
To all the new teams in the last few turns, Team Sludge and Fuzzy Bunnies, welcome
and fight strong and leave it all out on the sands. -- Unholy Knights
Agent and the Capital Cartel -- The welcome is well received! May you not see my
Slave's dagger pierce your warrior's heart. -- Team Sludge
Shillelagh Tor -- Yes, it was quite lovely. I think I'll head back soon. -- Zamzalin
Bill the Bard and the Red Blades -- The welcome is well received! May you not see my
slave's dagger pierce your warrior's hearts. -- Team Sludge
Vanek -- The welcome is well received! May you not see my slave's dagger pierce your
warrior's hearts. -- Team Sludge
Jehgan -- Regretably, Desmus Maximus was chosen by the gods and cannot respond. Know
he died screaming for mother on the sands at the hands of a greater opponent. -- Team
Sludge
Naryak -- No condolences necessary. He died how he wanted to, at the hands of a
gladiator on the sands of the arena. -- Team Sludge
Superieee Beastie -- All I can say is sorry if my friend gave you your second loss.
But if you did win... Then I'm offering 1,000 gold to the man, woman, or child who
kills you. -- Rena
P.S. Dogs like you whose only talent is not falling over before the other one tires
of beating you sensless and gives up deserve no less than death.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COLTEN was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OUTLAW PETE was bested by CTUCHIK in a exciting 2 minute Bloodfeud duel.
GREGORR was unbelievably bested by XORN in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge match.
LIBERIUS was devastated by CHILI SURPRISE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
PHILIP K. DICK subdued ORNERY OCELOT in a 3 minute master's Challenge competition.
ETTIN was overpowered by HUGH CAPET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
FLOP SHOT was butchered by TITUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
BLUE MARBLE outwaited HEAD BAND in a action packed 7 minute expert's Challenge melee.
SHY SKUNK was vanquished by SPIREWOLF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CARIEC TOM was viciously subdued by BOOK MARK in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
AUGUST overpowered GROBBULUS in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
AZAGHAL bested REGINA SPECTRE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge conflict.
BROWN BETTY demolished ELTHOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BERSERKER overpowered FIMNAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
VIRIDIO luckily beat SELENA SPECTRE in a popular 4 minute bloody Challenge duel.
DUCHESS OF ERAT vanquished ELILAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
ZEVRAN was bested by SINISTER SNOOPY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
CAPTAIN SCRAGG defeated JERSEY GIRL in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
SCRAWNIE RONNIE subdued MUSSE PIGG in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
HEATWAVE was overpowered by KID CHARLEMAGNE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MIDNIGHT SUN devastated CATCH CRICKET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CLASSIC NAPALM savagely defeated SUPERIORBANE in a 7 minute brutal Challenge duel.
THE SUPERIOR CAT beat VACA in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fray.
KISS MY GRITS was viciously subdued by ROSALITA in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
MACKAPACKA overpowered FAN ZHEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DRUUMK was overpowered by NYDERAWYN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MILLER defeated CARTMAN in a 4 minute novice's Challenge bout.
SHILLELAGH TOR vanquished DANAELA SPYRL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
GUINNESS was put to death by HEINRIK in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
LIAM O'SUPERIOR handily defeated SAM ADAMS in a 7 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ZAMZALIN savagely defeated SUPERIEEE BEASTIE in a 3 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
BABA GANOUJ was beaten by VIRGINIA WOOLF in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ANSELM overpowered ATTILA KEENBLADE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
YEAR OF THE CAT overpowered EVELYN WAUGH in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
MARTIN LUTHER was vanquished by SERAFIN GAWAIN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ONYB ENGLVAR demolished LIMP IN in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
AVERAGE JOE was luckily beaten by LOW AND AWAY in a 3 minute veteran's match.
W.S. GILBERT slaughtered YRUF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ARIOCH won victory over HUMMINGBIRD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
D'VINN subdued LILLEKATT in a 2 minute competition.
CHIMERA was outwaited by GOULASH in a slow 9 minute brutal match.
VOLAX STEELBORN was vanquished by BRAND in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
RAEG TROPS was luckily beaten by LARITON in a action packed 2 minute bloody conflict.
AVERROES defeated FIPPY DARKPAW in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
LIGDISH BANG was unbelievably bested by IRON GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody melee.
CHUPUCASUPERIOR was subdued by BOBBY JEAN in a 1 minute match.
MADDENED MEERKAT defeated HOLLY WINDSTALKER in a 1 minute battle.
BRIARSMILE defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice duel.
GORBY BUGMUNCHER viciously subdued WALLI in a unpopular 15 minute gruesome bout.
RENA subdued MAGIC RAT in a exciting 1 minute amateur's match.
CYRIL WYRMSLAYER was demolished by APIS FREMO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CICERO beat MR BUNN in a 5 minute amateur's conflict.
IGLPIGL was handily defeated by MOUNTAIN DAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JEHGAN was subdued by SMACKY BUNNY in a 3 minute amateur's battle.
NARYAK defeated MALLEUS in a 1 minute novice's brawl.
KOUTETSU-VSAGI was savagely defeated by SERAH in a 2 minute gory amateur's contest.
PINK BUNNY overpowered CONSECTOR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
STABBY BUNNY defeated URSA MAJOR in a 1 minute amateur's fight.
BUDWEISER handily defeated BRUTUS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BUSCH was beaten by A.E. HOUSMAN in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 24 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 32 - 1 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 21 STRIKING ATTACK 113 - 95 - 3 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 17 TOTAL PARRY 82 - 73 - 0 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 49 - 44 - 1 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 12 - 0 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 PARRY-LUNGE 34 - 32 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 BASHING ATTACK 79 - 82 - 3 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 56 - 2 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 38 - 2 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 27 - 46 - 0 37 |
Turn 85 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 4 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 10 - 7 AIMED BLOW 4 - 7 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 12 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK CHILI SURPRISE 1085 16 6 0 125 OTTO'S DINER (96)
TOTAL PARRY XORN 1015 17 9 0 110 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
AIMED BLOW YEAR OF THE CAT 765 24 20 0 101 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
BASHING ATTACK GREGORR 865 21 16 1 100 WARMASTERS (15)
WALL OF STEEL ARIOCH 996 17 12 2 89 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
SLASHING ATTACK AVERAGE JOE 887 21 15 0 88 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
LUNGING ATTACK LIBERIUS 824 21 20 3 86 WARMASTERS (15)
PARRY-LUNGE EVELYN WAUGH 1070 15 9 0 64 LITERATE LOONS (40)
PARRY-RIPOSTE FIMNAR 1053 14 11 0 53 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
PARRY-STRIKE AVERROES 853 11 9 1 43 DARQUE AGES (29)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GREGORR 865. The most popular warrior this turn was
HEAD BAND 1056. The ten other most popular fighters were GREGORR 865, SELENA SPECTRE
1192, ORNERY OCELOT 144, CTUCHIK 1242, ROSALITA 1198, AVERAGE JOE 887, HUMMINGBIRD
1213, REGINA SPECTRE 1194, VACA 1210, and ZAMZALIN 1272.
The least popular fighter this week was WALLI 1219. The other ten least popular
fighters were GORBY BUGMUNCHER 1097, SAM ADAMS 1275, CHIMERA 1006, SUPERIORBANE 1226,
GOULASH 1215, LIAM O'SUPERIOR 1302, JEHGAN 1295, CICERO 1266, BUSCH 1305, and BRUTUS
1311.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ANSELM (81-799) DARQUE AGES (29)