DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/01/2010    Duedate: 12/14/2010

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-102

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KID CHARLEMAGNE
THE RED BLADES (88)
(81-1193) [17-15-2,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHUPUCASUPERIOR                ALABANA KUSH
SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)       BUBBA'S 23RD ARMY (117)
(81-1229) [18-6-0,137]         (81-1483) [1-0-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CARIEC TOM                     DUCHESS OF ERAT
LA PENTARCHIE (11)             UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
(81-984) [22-25-2,125]         (81-1234) [15-14-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LA PENTARCHIE (11)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE RED BLADES (88)         44
2. MONSTER MANUAL (87)         43      CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
3. LA PENTARCHIE (11)          39      Unchartered Team
4. BUBBA'S 23RD ARMY (117)     39
5. CAPITAL CARTEL (93)         29      BUBBA'S 23RD ARMY (117)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)      117  77  5 60.3   1/ 3 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       12  3 0
 2/ 2 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       296 209  9 58.6   2/ 1 DARQUE AGES (29)         11  4 2
 3/ 3 SUMMERBORN (104)          79  60  3 56.8   3/ 5 THE RED BLADES (88)      10  5 0
 4/ 4 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    284 222  9 56.1   4/ 4 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     9  6 0
 5/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)         226 178  9 55.9   5/ 8 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       9  6 0
 6/ 5 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)  67  53  0 55.8   6/ 6 JUNGLELAND (103)          9  6 0
 7- 7 RODENT CLAN (37)         187 170 11 52.4   7/ 9 OTTO'S DINER (96)         8  7 0
 8/ 9 WARMASTERS (15)          260 243 21 51.7   8/13 FUCHI OWNED (54)          7  7 0
 9/ 8 FUCHI OWNED (54)         164 155  6 51.4   9/ 7 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      7  7 0
10/10 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      260 249 13 51.1  10/12 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)       7  8 1
11/11 JUNGLELAND (103)          77  75  1 50.7  11-10 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)       6  4 1
12/12 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)     243 239 12 50.4  12/14 FURRY FURY (25)           6  8 1
13-13 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)     28  29  0 49.1  13/22 WARMASTERS (15)           6  9 1
14/14 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)      82  88  2 48.2  14/ 2 LITERATE LOONS (40)       6  9 1
15/15 LITERATE LOONS (40)      239 269 10 47.0  15/17 FAR TRAVELERS (113)       6  9 0
16/18 THE RED BLADES (88)      103 122  5 45.8  16/23 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)  5  5 0
17/16 FURRY FURY (25)          130 155  6 45.6  17/11 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)      5 10 1
18/17 OTTO'S DINER (96)         88 107  2 45.1  18/16 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)       5 10 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 MONSTER MANUAL (87)      101 129  4 43.9  19/19 MONSTER MANUAL (87)       5 10 0
20/ 0*BUBBA'S 23RD ARMY (117)    2   3  0 40.0  20/20 SUMMERBORN (104)          4  5 0
21/20 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)      114 175  6 39.4  21-15 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)     4  6 0
22/22 FAR TRAVELERS (113)       19  35  2 35.2  22-18 RODENT CLAN (37)          3  2 0
23/21 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)       29  55  1 34.5  23/21*PAPER TIGERS (114)        3  7 1
24-23 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)       25  50  4 33.3  24/ 0*BUBBA'S 23RD ARMY (117)   2  3 0
25/24*PAPER TIGERS (114)         7  16  1 30.4  25/24 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)       1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

How do you like me now, Bill?

     When ol' Hugh got the throne on his way out (congrats, by the way) and we were
still laying in the weeds with a BF challenge I had a feeling something good would
happen.  We're all pretty stoked about finally getting someone on the throne here in
Shadowspire.
     Maybe you should DA me again, Bill.
     There are quite a few formidable warriors at the top, as usual.  Selena wants to
hit up Ting-Ting this turn.  Lunger town.  Whatever.  Probably Chupu will fight this
time, but I hope to confound expectations a bit by paying Blue Marble a visit.  My
second challenge goes to Goulash, which might not be unexpected.
     Don't screw this up and maybe I'll be on the throne next time, Bill.

Blades up, Shadowspire!
Your DM Kid Charlemagne

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome SHADOWSPIRE.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights 
have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Biff!  Pow!  
SHADOWSPIRE watched with glee as DARQUE AGES got knocked off top spot by LA 
PENTARCHIE!  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well 
don't look at LITERATE LOONS, cause they dropped by 12.  Ya gotta be quick on yer 
feet!  Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out the pain!  WARMASTERS is 
now ranked 13th with a 3-2-1 turn.  Some people say I ramble too much, I don't say 
anything relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well LA PENTARCHIE moved up 2, to 
1st.  What's with CTUCHIK?  He actually beat OTTO'S DINER's KISS MY GRITS, and walked 
away with 24 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at BUBBA'S 23RD ARMY while 
they watched ALABANA KUSH clobber VELVETEEN.  She lost 17 points and got bruised from 
objects thrown from the stands.  Apparently SHADOWSPIRE isn't filled with as many 
gutless wonders as I thought.  The Dreaded Duelmaster got 10 challenges this turn!  
DRAGONBANE GUILD's hatred of THE RED BLADES surfaced again as BLUE MARBLE challenged 
SHADOWSPIRE's top dog.  BLUE MARBLE was reminded on the sands why KID CHARLEMAGNE is 
Duelmaster.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  The most avoided team 
was WARMASTERS.  The bums at FAR TRAVELERS couldn't face the challenges from 
WARMASTERS!  No excuse for that!  Taunt your opponent VIRGINIA WOOLF!  That was my 
lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged.  (and by 16 points!)  VACA should have an 
easy win.  I have to get this off my chest.  What a low dog, VACA!  He can't set 
himself up in a real match.  I was sorry to see VIRGINIA WOOLF lose.  FIDGET didn't 
quite know what to make of a challenge he received from ST JOE STRUMMER of 
SUMMERBORN, who is 20 points below him.  ST JOE STRUMMER perhaps got his just 
desserts, seeing as he was bested by FIDGET and ended up with 5 recognition points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  MARCO POLO killed IRN BRU, and expects revenge from 
DRAGONBANE GUILD.  The dead are better off dead--they have no worries.  EL CID was 
plum wore out after LUKE WAYFARE pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud.  DARQUE AGES'll 
have to get a little better before going after LUKE WAYFARE again!  How long have I 
been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KID CHARLEMAGNE 1193         17  15  2   121       THE RED BLADES (88)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHUPUCASUPERIOR 1229         18   6  0   137       SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
 CARIEC TOM 984               22  25  2   125       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 ELTHOR 1237                  18  11  0   119       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 PRONATE 1320                 12   5  1   109       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
 AUGUST 1212                  19   9  1   108       SUMMERBORN (104)
 BOBBY JEAN 1197              18  13  0   106       JUNGLELAND (103)
 BRIARSMILE 944               14  16  2   105       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
-MICE AND DICE 1247           10   1  1    99       RODENT CLAN (37)
 XORN 1015                    23  18  0    98       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 FAN ZHEN 1288                12   6  1    97       DARQUE AGES (29)
 BLUE MARBLE 1030             23  20  0    95       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 OUTLAW PETE 1200             22   9  0    92       JUNGLELAND (103)
 TING-TING 776                19   8  0    92       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 GOULASH 1215                 18  13  0    92       OTTO'S DINER (96)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CTUCHIK 1242                 14  14  1    90       UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
 BERSERKER 1047               15  24  2    88       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 DUCHESS OF ERAT 1234         15  14  0    88       UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
 A.E. HOUSMAN 1306            12   6  1    87       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 LIMP IN 1057                 20  19  0    84       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
 ONYB ENGLVAR 903             17  16  0    84       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 NARYAK 1296                  12   8  1    83       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 NYDERAWYN 1046               12  11  0    83       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 FIMNAR 1053                  19  23  1    82       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 THE SUPERIOR CAT 1230        16   8  0    79       SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
 CYRIL WYRMSLAYER 1267        12  10  1    79       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 CLASSIC NAPALM 1262          12  11  0    79       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 SINISTER SNOOPY 1069         15  22  0    72       FURRY FURY (25)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELILAD 1055                  14   8  0    66       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 HEINRIK 1257                 10  16  1    66       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 HYPOGEE BLEVE 1364            6   6  0    66       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 MACEO 928                     9   8  0    64       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 KISS MY GRITS 1252           18   9  0    63       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 VACA 1210                    15  13  0    61       SUMMERBORN (104)
 SUPERIORBANE 1226            14  10  0    61       SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
 MARCO POLO 1375               8   1  1    59       DARQUE AGES (29)
 ZEVRAN 1258                  13  12  1    58       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 MAGIC RAT 1317               10   8  0    58       JUNGLELAND (103)
 PIOTR COTTONTAIL 1352         6   5  0    57       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MADDENED MEERKAT 1134        11  23  0    56       FURRY FURY (25)
 JAGER VON DRACHEN 1341        9   5  0    54       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 SHAVIOLA 1322                11   6  0    53       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 CHARLES MARTEL 1346           7   5  0    50       DARQUE AGES (29)
 CICERO 1266                  12   9  0    49       WARMASTERS (15)
 PIT FIEND 1344                8   5  1    49       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 LIGDISH BANG 983             10  18  0    48       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 BOWTIE BOB 930                9   8  0    46       FUCHI OWNED (54)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUPVSR 1083                   6   5  0    44       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 SHILLELAGH TOR 1294          10  10  0    43       THE RED BLADES (88)
 VIRGINIA WOOLF 1263           6  17  1    43       LITERATE LOONS (40)
-RATLING GUN 1389              4   2  1    42       RODENT CLAN (37)
 BEASTIER WEE 1362             6   6  1    40       UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
 MADAM MARIE 1356              8   5  0    38       JUNGLELAND (103)
 ZOG CORNERSTONE 1319         10   7  0    37       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
-OFFICE BRWN NOSER 1114        8   2  0    36       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 LIAM O'SUPERIOR 1302          9   6  0    34       SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
 PIZZARRHEA 1348               7   6  0    34       OTTO'S DINER (96)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOPPLEGANGER 1382             6   4  0    33       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
-PATROCLUS 1410                5   1  1    33       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 LUKE WAYFARE 1413             3   4  0    33       THE RED BLADES (88)
 GUTTER BALL 1361              9   3  0    32       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
-PANDERA PAX 1406              4   3  0    32       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 VICTOR 1369                   5   6  0    30       WARMASTERS (15)
 FIDGET 1403                   5   3  0    29       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 ALEKSANDR 1372                6   5  1    28       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
 SMACKY BUNNY 1298             5  12  1    28       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 PUNT 1366                     4   7  0    28       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
 URMAR 1373                    4   7  0    26       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
-DICTATOR EXEC 1444            2   0  0    25       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 HOLY SHIITAKE 1433            3   1  0    24       OTTO'S DINER (96)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HR 1039                       6   5  0    23       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 HANA 1370                     4   7  1    23       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
 ARCHON 1390                   6   3  0    21       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 LUHAN 1441                    4   0  0    21       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-CEO 1040                      4   8  0    20       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 ALABANA KUSH 1483             1   0  0    20       BUBBA'S 23RD ARMY (117)
-ANGER MOUSE 1347              5   4  0    19       RODENT CLAN (37)
 ANGRY SALAD 1432              2   2  0    19       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 THE RIGHT HAND 1456           1   1  0    17       SUMMERBORN (104)
 EL CID 1443                   3   1  1    16       DARQUE AGES (29)
 ASSERIUS 1377                 3   7  0    16       WARMASTERS (15)
 EYE 1419                      2   4  0    16       PAPER TIGERS (114)
 HECTOR 1392                   3   5  0    15       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
-NUMITOR 1379                  3   6  0    15       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 CHINGACHGOOK 1371             2   9  0    15       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
-GLAUCUS 1446                  1   2  0    14       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 BIG BONES BILLIE 1442         2   2  0    13       JUNGLELAND (103)
 WALKER PERCY 1474             1   0  0    13       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 SQUASHAPILLAR 1478            1   0  1    12       FURRY FURY (25)
 SNACKPACK 1466                1   1  0    12       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 JAKLAK 1430                   3   2  0    11       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 GRAPE JELLY 1482              1   0  0    11       BUBBA'S 23RD ARMY (117)
 APL ARSLAN 1473               1   0  0    11       DARQUE AGES (29)
 ISIS BLOODSTONE 1475          1   0  0    11       THE RED BLADES (88)
 PETRONIUS 1434                2   2  1    10       WARMASTERS (15)
-RATURDAY KNIGHT 1440          2   0  0    10       RODENT CLAN (37)
 TYGER 1421                    2   4  0    10       PAPER TIGERS (114)
 ARABIAN KNIGHT 1445           2   2  0     8       UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
 GRAHAM GREENE 1435            2   2  0     8       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 ANGEROO 1452                  2   1  0     7       FURRY FURY (25)
-HIPPODAMEIA 1468              1   0  1     6       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 ST JOE STRUMMER 1439          1   2  0     5       SUMMERBORN (104)
 VELVETEEN 1431                1   2  0     5       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 BANK SHOT 1471                1   0  0     5       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
 THE CHEMIST 1465              1   1  0     4       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 FLACCUS 1455                  0   3  0     4       WARMASTERS (15)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEHOLDER 1437                 0   4  0     4       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 PORCUPAIN 1453                0   3  0     3       FURRY FURY (25)
 TOM WOLFE 1467                0   2  0     2       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 MR WIGGLES 1477               0   1  0     1       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 BENEDICT 1470                 0   1  0     1       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-CREASE 1459                   0   1  0     1       PAPER TIGERS (114)
 BUNNY FOO FOO 1476            0   1  0     1       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 TAINTED SAINT 1472            0   1  0     1       UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
-BENGALI 1458                  0   1  0     1       PAPER TIGERS (114)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
001 1480                0  1 0 BUBBA'S 23RD ARM 117 WURM KIN              102  NONE
002 1481                0  1 0 BUBBA'S 23RD ARM 117 SHEWISH GIANT         102  NONE
NINJA GURP 1479         0  1 0 BUBBA'S 23RD ARM 117 PETRONIUS 1434        102   
SWISH 1469              0  1 0 CAPITAL CARTEL 93    HIPPODAMEIA 1468      101   
MARTIN LUTHER 718      22 21 0 DARQUE AGES 29       ZEVRAN 1258            98  REVENGED
IRN BRU 1393            6  3 0 DRAGONBANE GUILD 13  MARCO POLO 1375       102   
DJUNA BARNES 1425       2  1 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    ORIGAMI 1420          100  REVENGED
FROST GIANT 1408        3  1 0 MONSTER MANUAL 87    ALEKSANDR 1372         98  REVENGED
BIG NOG 1411            4  1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 57   BRIARSMILE 944        100   
8TH FOLD 1422           1  1 0 PAPER TIGERS 114     PATROCLUS 1410         98  NOT REVENGED
CLAWS 1423              0  2 0 PAPER TIGERS 114     HANA 1370              98  REVENGED
ORIGAMI 1420            2  3 1 PAPER TIGERS 114     A.E. HOUSMAN 1306     101   
BRICK MOUSE 987        19 10 0 RODENT CLAN 37       PRONATE 1320          101   
CHILI SUPERIOR 1436     0  3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES  106 SQUASHAPILLAR 1478    102   
ANNA HIPPOLYTE 1427     2  2 0 THE RED BLADES 88    EL CID 1443           101  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congrats to Hugh, Evelyn, and Midnight.  Now you can fight in a Tourney. -- Monster
Manual

Duchess of Erat -- I really did not think you could create enough damage to take Xorn
down, but I guess fists really do some damage to the armorless.  Good job madame. --
Deep Thought

Oh, my!  I hurt!  I pain!  I feel the misery.  I need some better contracts.  My
clients had a combined 1-4-1-1- round and are not raking in the cash for me.
Perhaps...? -- Agent of Capital Cartel

Rhodent Clan -- What?!  How was that even possible?  Brick Mouse, egads!  I DID NOT
mean to do that and I still do not believe it is true.  A random?  I killed Brick
Mouse!  Oh, my.  Mea culpa; mea culpa; mea maxima culpa. -- Pronate, Capital Cartel

Hippodameia of Archaic Chaos -- Do I try to kill you, or do I get down on my knees
and thank you?  Better yet, do I sign you to a contract?  You killed my "Swish"?!  My
lovely 13-11-13-15-11-14-7 BA, Swish?  In the inagural fight?  Beats a DA, I guess,
and there are all those bloodfeuds.  Hmmmmm. -- Agent Of Capital Cartel

Charles Martel -- Nice challenge.  I admit you are better than me.  But your butt is
grass in the TW! -- Punt, Capital Cartel

Madam Marie -- Yep, your patience is better than my patience.  Pshaw! -- Gutter Ball
(having thrown a gutter balll)

Carriec Tom -- May the bluebird of happiness fly up your nose! -- Limp In, Capital
Cartel

Happy Holiday Season all you turkeys.  (wink) -- Agent, Capital Cartel

Viking Warlord -- No, that is in fact exactly what Otto named me.  He's got a thing
for mushrooms. -- Holy Shiitake

Berserker -- No more grits for you! -- KMG

Maddened Meerkat -- I'm so glad I signed up for your course, professor! -- Pizzarrhea

Briarsmile -- I had to give it a go but didn't think it was meant to be. -- Zevran

Petronius -- Your buddy didn't tell you?  I am not normal! -- Luhan

Urmar -- Ouch!  On a side note I love that weapon and plan on using it soon! --
Archon

Anger Mouse -- Why so angry!  Ohh I like that first minute.  Been playing around
trying to find a nice strategy.  I think that worked no? -- Shaviola

Since I didn't say it last time, congrats to Small Cat.  A TC from this favorite
arena is bigtime! -- Tripwire

Naryak -- Looks like it so far!  I am still looking to find my groove.  See you soon.
-- Shaviola

My French blood is urging me to remind our great own Hugues Capet that he was not
exactly the first King of France... the first of his dynasty yes...  But being the
first PL on the throne is an even more glorious achievement!  Congratulations. -- Le
Pentarque
P.S.  When are we going to see a PS upstairs??

By the way, this 5-0 was unexpected but long-awaited... with even a victory against
one of the almost indestructible Cartel.  Thanks to the Consortium Bosses for the
COMMP good start, their advices were precious!

Azaghal -- I always like to defeat fellow plungers. And look at that, I'm top PL of
the arena now.  Congratulations on the invite.  Hope to join you soon. -- Bobby Jean

Cariec Tom -- I see you're above me in the rankings again. >;) -- Bobby Jean

Sinister Snoopy -- Hope to be out of town by the time you get those attack skills you
need.  As for myself, I think attacking is highly overrated. -- Outlaw Pete

Marco Polo -- Thanks for the challenge.  Warriors like you tend to stay away from
warriors like me. -- Magic Rat

Gutter Ball -- One of the advantages with crystal balls are that they seldom end up
in the gutter.  I hope Agent will come down easy on you. -- Madam Marie

Holy Shiitake -- Next time I will turn you into Buddha's Delight. -- Big Bones Billie

Otto -- I guess we had the same idea of crushing each other's TPs, and it worked for
both of us.  Maybe Kiss My Grits and Xorn can get together and have a staring
contest, but I would hate to waste all of that paper. -- Deep Thought

Hana -- Thought you had me there, didn't you, mortal.  Your tears of pain are my
sustinence.  Bring me another for the feast. -- Pit Fiend

Kid Charlemagne -- I guess those 2 DA visits gave you something worth living for.
Congrats on the throne kid. -- Unholy Knights

LPs Selena Spectre and Azaghal -- Two more off to the Isle makes more room for the
rest of us.  Go forth and spread your wings just be careful where you spread your
seed. -- Unholy Knights

Cicero -- Guess it all depends on who gets the challange, well fought once again. --
Ctuchik

Doppleganger -- I felt like I was fighting with myself...at least I won...so how does
one really win when one fights with one's self? -- Beastier Wee

Snackpack -- I did love those snack sized treats, thanks. -- Arabian Knight

Ting-ting -- I told you were a party pooper. -- Duchess of Erat

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

001 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
002 was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
LUKE WAYFARE demolished EL CID in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
AZAGHAL was devastated by BRIARSMILE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BLUE MARBLE was savagely defeated by KID CHARLEMAGNE in a 5 minute Challenge match.
SELENA SPECTRE overpowered TING-TING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
NYDERAWYN slimly won victory over SINISTER SNOOPY in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
XORN unbelievably bested DUCHESS OF ERAT in a 8 minute expert's Challenge duel.
THE SUPERIOR CAT was viciously subdued by OUTLAW PETE in a 34 minute Challenge fight.
FAN ZHEN savagely defeated LIMP IN in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
PRONATE devastated A.E. HOUSMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
VACA subdued VIRGINIA WOOLF in a 2 minute gory master's Challenge match.
MACEO was overcome by NARYAK in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
CYRIL WYRMSLAYER overpowered MAGIC RAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CTUCHIK devastated KISS MY GRITS in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge duel.
CICERO unbelievably bested BEASTIER WEE in a popular 8 minute brutal Challenge brawl.
HYPOGEE BLEVE demolished BOWTIE BOB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MADAM MARIE was luckily beaten by SUPERIORBANE in a 16 minute Challenge fight.
JAGER VON DRACHEN devastated PIZZARRHEA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SMACKY BUNNY was unbelievably bested by LIAM O'SUPERIOR in a 2 minute Challenge match.
PIT FIEND overpowered LIGDISH BANG in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge fray.
GUTTER BALL viciously subdued URMAR in a monotonous 8 minute gory Challenge bout.
HECTOR was savagely defeated by PUNT in a 2 minute brutal Challenge duel.
DOPPLEGANGER overpowered CHINGACHGOOK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE RIGHT HAND overpowered JAKLAK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
ST JOE STRUMMER was overpowered by FIDGET in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LUHAN beat ASSERIUS in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
BEHOLDER was overpowered by EYE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
FLACCUS was beaten by HOLY SHIITAKE in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
BIG BONES BILLIE viciously subdued ANGEROO in a 9 minute novice's Challenge fray.
PORCUPAIN was demolished by ANGRY SALAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CARIEC TOM overpowered ELILAD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ELTHOR handily defeated GOULASH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BERSERKER was vanquished by AUGUST in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHUPUCASUPERIOR demolished FIMNAR in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
BOBBY JEAN defeated ONYB ENGLVAR in a 2 minute veteran's match.
ZEVRAN was handily defeated by CLASSIC NAPALM in a 1 minute uneven match.
MADDENED MEERKAT was overpowered by HEINRIK in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ZOG CORNERSTONE was savagely defeated by CHARLES MARTEL in a 2 minute competition.
SHAVIOLA overcame SHILLELAGH TOR in a 2 minute duel.
PIOTR COTTONTAIL overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
IRN BRU was viciously butchered by MARCO POLO in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
ALEKSANDR vanquished TYGER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HANA devastated TOM WOLFE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ARCHON slimly won victory over GRAHAM GREENE in a tiresome 13 minute conflict.
VICTOR overpowered THE CHEMIST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHILI SUPERIOR was assassinated by SQUASHAPILLAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PETRONIUS killed NINJA GURP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome novice's fray.
VELVETEEN was demolished by ALABANA KUSH in a tiresome 5 minute mismatched match.
ARABIAN KNIGHT was subdued by GRAPE JELLY in a 2 minute novice's fight.
SNACKPACK handily defeated BUNNY FOO FOO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
TAINTED SAINT was devastated by APL ARSLAN in a 4 minute one-sided battle.
WALKER PERCY devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
ISIS BLOODSTONE demolished BENEDICT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
MR WIGGLES was defeated by BANK SHOT in a 3 minute amateur's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         WALL OF STEEL     59 -  46 -  2      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         AIMED BLOW        45 -  39 -  4      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         STRIKING ATTACK  113 -  99 -  7      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         TOTAL PARRY       82 -  74 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         PARRY-STRIKE      27 -  25 -  3      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  22 -  0      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-LUNGE       33 -  40 -  3      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  65 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  51 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         BASHING ATTACK    42 -  73 -  4      37  |

Turn 102 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        7 -  8         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  5     AIMED BLOW         3 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  4     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  7         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  6                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  6                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    KID CHARLEMAGNE 1193       17  15  2  121 THE RED BLADES (88)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHUPUCASUPERIOR 1229       18   6  0  137 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
AIMED BLOW       ELTHOR 1237                18  11  0  119 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
SLASHING ATTACK  AUGUST 1212                19   9  1  108 SUMMERBORN (104)
PARRY-LUNGE      BOBBY JEAN 1197            18  13  0  106 JUNGLELAND (103)
TOTAL PARRY      XORN 1015                  23  18  0   98 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
LUNGING ATTACK   TING-TING 776              19   8  0   92 FUCHI OWNED (54)
BASHING ATTACK   DUCHESS OF ERAT 1234       15  14  0   88 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (81)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MACEO 928                   9   8  0   64 FUCHI OWNED (54)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARCO POLO 1375             8   1  1   59 DARQUE AGES (29)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CARIEC TOM 984.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DUCHESS OF ERAT 1234.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEASTIER WEE 
1362, FAN ZHEN 1288, NYDERAWYN 1046, KID CHARLEMAGNE 1193, CTUCHIK 1242, SINISTER 
SNOOPY 1069, XORN 1015, MARCO POLO 1375, NINJA GURP 1479, and VACA 1210.

The least popular fighter this week was THE SUPERIOR CAT 1230.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OUTLAW PETE 1200, ARCHON 1390, SUPERIORBANE 1226, MADAM MARIE 
1356, GUTTER BALL 1361, GRAHAM GREENE 1435, ANGEROO 1452, VELVETEEN 1431, URMAR 1373, 
and TAINTED SAINT 1472.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SELENA SPECTRE (81-1192) THE RED BLADES (88)
AZAGHAL (81-1223) DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)