DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/26/2011    Duedate: 02/08/2011

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-106

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BERSERKER
MONSTER MANUAL (87)
(81-1047) [19-24-3,167]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BERSERKER                      SILENT KNIGHT
MONSTER MANUAL (87)            O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
(81-1047) [19-24-3,167]        (81-1497) [2-1-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CARIEC TOM                     FIMNAR
LA PENTARCHIE (11)             CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
(81-984) [25-26-2,119]         (81-1053) [19-27-1,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WARMASTERS (15)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BUBBA'S 66TH ARMY (120)     50
2. FUCHI OWNED (54)            43      CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
3. SUMMERBORN (104)            39      Unchartered Team
4. DARQUE AGES (29)            34
5. O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)       32      BUBBA'S 66TH ARMY (120)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)      129  85  5 60.3   1/ 6 WARMASTERS (15)          11  4 1
 2/ 0*BUBBA'S 66TH ARMY (120)    3   2  1 60.0   2/ 1 OTTO'S DINER (96)        11  4 0
 3/ 2 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       304 221 10 57.9   3/ 4 MONSTER MANUAL (87)      10  5 1
 4- 3 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)     187 138 10 57.5   4/ 2 THE RED BLADES (88)       9  6 0
 5- 4 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)  71  54  0 56.8   5/ 5 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)       9  6 0
 6/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)         234 185  9 55.8   6/21 FUCHI OWNED (54)          8  7 1
 7/ 5 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    292 234  9 55.5   7/14 FURRY FURY (25)           8  7 0
 8/ 7 SUMMERBORN (104)          88  71  5 55.3   8/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      8  7 0
 9/ 8 WARMASTERS (15)          273 250 22 52.2   9- 9 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)      7  3 1
10- 9 RODENT CLAN (37)         192 180 11 51.6  10/15 SUMMERBORN (104)          7  8 2
11/11 FUCHI OWNED (54)         172 162  7 51.5  11/19 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        7  8 1
12/12 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)     256 246 12 51.0  12/ 7 LITERATE LOONS (40)       7  8 1
13/10 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      269 260 13 50.9  13/10 FAR TRAVELERS (113)       6  4 0
14/13 JUNGLELAND (103)          86  86  1 50.0  14/ 8 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       6  9 0
15/16 OTTO'S DINER (96)        104 111  2 48.4  15/13 JUNGLELAND (103)          6  9 0
16/14 THE MONSANTIS (112)       36  39  2 48.0  16/16 THE MONSANTIS (112)       6  9 0
17/15 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)      91  99  2 47.9  17/12 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     6  9 0
18/17 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)     34  37  0 47.9  18/22 DARQUE AGES (29)          5  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 LITERATE LOONS (40)      248 280 11 47.0  19/11 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)      5 10 0
20/19 THE RED BLADES (88)      115 130  6 46.9  20/25 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)       5 10 0
21/20 FURRY FURY (25)          140 165  7 45.9  21/24*O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)     5 10 0
22/21 MONSTER MANUAL (87)      114 136  5 45.6  22-20 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)  4  1 0
23/22 FAR TRAVELERS (113)       27  42  3 39.1  23/23 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)     4  5 0
24/23 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)       35  64  1 35.4  24/17 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)       4  6 0
25/24 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)       30  60  4 33.3  25/ 0*BUBBA'S 66TH ARMY (120)   3  2 1
26/25*O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)      5  10  0 33.3  26-18 RODENT CLAN (37)          3  7 0
27/26 PAPER TIGERS (114)         8  23  1 25.8  27/26 PAPER TIGERS (114)        1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, well, well, I'm still here.  Isn't is nice to have a Basher on top of the
most competitive arena in the land?  I called out Kiss My Grits last turn and got
terrible service, but I still left Florence Jean Castleberry a tip...when a Maul is
comin' at yer head, DUCK!
     My challenge goes out to Sinister Snoopy...I hear he was a bad dog and needs
some discipine...and I won't be using a newspaper.

                                              Duelmaster Berserker

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, SHADOWSPIRE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, OTTO'S DINER, since 
WARMASTERS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  With any luck, I 
can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join FUCHI OWNED's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  6th place, not bad.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for 
there are sorrows to drown for PHILANTHROPISTS, whose 2-3-0 this turn dropped them by 
8 into 19th.  Ha!  Now let's all watch DARQUE AGES' heads swell from their 4-1-0 this 
turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see HR win a fight and gain 27 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, HR beat 
PIZZARRHEA and PIZZARRHEA lost 24 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  BRIARSMILE 
challenged SHADOWSPIRE's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And if variety is the 
spice of life, SHADOWSPIRE may be getting bland, as BERSERKER stays top dog in the 
city.  The Welcome Wench, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do 
they get this stuff?  From SHADOWSPIRE's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
JUNGLELAND, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was OTTO'S DINER.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, 
I'm frightfully impressed, DOPPLEGANGER was this turn's most challenged warrior.  
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  Now look at this.  ELTHOR challenged down 24 
against OTTO'S DINER's GOULASH.  What a weasel!  ELTHOR lost to GOULASH!  Ok, ELTHOR 
want to fight my grandmother next turn?  Huh?  I guess I can give a little credit to 
ONYB ENGLVAR of PHILANTHROPISTS for challenging up by 23 to NARYAK.  ONYB ENGLVAR won 
to get 107 points of recognition.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for SHADOWSPIRE's 
morgue.  More variety.  I could say I saw this coming, but so could anyone else.  
Anyway, this turn it came.  PIOTR COTTONTAIL's 6-7-0 has earned him the Dark Arena.  
Gee, FUZZY BUNNIES, ain't it past due for sending SMACKY BUNNY Dark Arena?  What took 
ol' '6-13-1' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha ha!  Whoa!  I'll even buy THE RIGHT HAND a 
drink tonight!  Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his 
good side!  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  BRIARSMILE, a glorious 16-17-2 fighter, has 
passed away.  Gee, too bad PHILANTHROPISTS.  And what a stunning loss we have here, 
boys and girls, LUKE WAYFARE of THE RED BLADES has added the final loss to his 5-5-0. 
Tee hee!  I can't say as I'm proud to find out that MONSTER MANUAL's BERSERKER has 
killed BRIARSMILE from PHILANTHROPISTS.  I can say I wish PHILANTHROPISTS good luck 
in their bloodfeud.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see 
CARIEC TOM and LA PENTARCHIE at The Welcome Wench tonight celebrating their bloodfeud 
victory over MACEO.  It's about time TOM WOLFE got beat for picking on warriors like 
PANDERA PAX.  Bravo, ARCHAIC CHAOS.  See you at The Welcome Wench.  We're all going 
to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the SHADOWSPIRE arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BERSERKER 1047               19  24  3   167       MONSTER MANUAL (87)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHUPUCASUPERIOR 1229         19   6  0   142       SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
 GOULASH 1215                 22  13  0   135       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 CARIEC TOM 984               25  26  2   119       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 TING-TING 776                21   9  0   113       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 FAN ZHEN 1288                14   7  1   111       DARQUE AGES (29)
 SINISTER SNOOPY 1069         18  23  0   110       FURRY FURY (25)
 ONYB ENGLVAR 903             19  18  0   107       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 ELILAD 1055                  17   9  0   105       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 A.E. HOUSMAN 1306            14   8  1   105       LITERATE LOONS (40)
-'08 CHALLENGER 920           10   5  1   102       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 LIMP IN 1057                 24  19  0    99       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
 BLUE MARBLE 1030             24  23  0    95       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 XORN 1015                    24  21  0    93       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 ELTHOR 1237                  21  12  0    92       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 KISS MY GRITS 1252           21  10  0    91       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 BOBBY JEAN 1197              19  16  0    91       JUNGLELAND (103)
 PRONATE 1320                 14   7  1    91       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AUGUST 1212                  21  11  1    89       SUMMERBORN (104)
 FIMNAR 1053                  19  27  1    86       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 SHAVIOLA 1322                15   6  0    85       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-MICE AND DICE 1247           10   4  1    85       RODENT CLAN (37)
 OUTLAW PETE 1200             24  11  0    84       JUNGLELAND (103)
 ZEVRAN 1258                  15  14  1    83       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 NARYAK 1296                  14  10  1    83       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 CYRIL WYRMSLAYER 1267        14  12  1    82       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
-THE SUPERIOR CAT 1230        17   8  0    81       SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
 NYDERAWYN 1046               13  14  0    80       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 MACEO 928                    10  10  1    77       FUCHI OWNED (54)
-'68 ROAD RUNNER 747          18   9  0    75       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 CICERO 1266                  16   9  0    75       WARMASTERS (15)
 PIT FIEND 1344               11   6  1    75       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 ANGRY SALAD 1432              6   2  0    70       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 VACA 1210                    18  14  1    69       SUMMERBORN (104)
 CLASSIC NAPALM 1262          13  14  0    67       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 VICTOR 1369                   9   6  0    67       WARMASTERS (15)
 VIRGINIA WOOLF 1263           8  19  1    67       LITERATE LOONS (40)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPVSR 1083                   8   6  0    66       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
-'69 FAIRLANE COBRA 1007       7   2  1    66       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 MADDENED MEERKAT 1134        12  26  0    64       FURRY FURY (25)
 HR 1039                       8   6  0    64       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
-SUPERIORBANE 1226            15  10  0    63       SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-'71 MACH ONE 952             10   3  0    62       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEINRIK 1257                 12  18  1    56       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 LIGDISH BANG 983             11  21  0    54       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 ARCHON 1390                   9   4  0    54       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 LIFE PATENT 1340              7   7  0    54       THE MONSANTIS (112)
-'66 CORVETTE 1036             5   2  2    54       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 SHILLELAGH TOR 1294          12  12  0    53       THE RED BLADES (88)
 MARCO POLO 1375              10   2  1    52       DARQUE AGES (29)
 BOWTIE BOB 930               11   9  0    51       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 MAGIC RAT 1317               11  11  0    50       JUNGLELAND (103)
 FIDGET 1403                   7   5  1    49       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 JAGER VON DRACHEN 1341       11   7  0    48       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 DOPPLEGANGER 1382             8   6  0    46       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 GUTTER BALL 1361             11   5  0    45       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
-ALEKSANDR 1372                9   5  1    45       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
-HANA 1370                     6   8  1    45       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
 BIG BONES BILLIE 1442         5   3  0    44       JUNGLELAND (103)
 PIZZARRHEA 1348              10   7  0    42       OTTO'S DINER (96)
-LIAM O'SUPERIOR 1302         10   6  0    42       SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
 ZOG CORNERSTONE 1319         10  11  0    41       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 MADAM MARIE 1356             10   7  0    40       JUNGLELAND (103)
 JAKLAK 1430                   5   4  0    40       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 SISI BA-NETERU 1488           3   1  1    38       THE RED BLADES (88)
 PETRONIUS 1434                5   3  2    34       WARMASTERS (15)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OFFICE BRWN NOSER 1114        9   4  0    33       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 EL CID 1443                   5   2  1    33       DARQUE AGES (29)
 PANDERA PAX 1406              5   5  0    33       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 ROUNDUP 1388                  4   5  0    33       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 THE RIGHT HAND 1456           2   4  1    33       SUMMERBORN (104)
 CHARLES MARTEL 1346           7   8  0    32       DARQUE AGES (29)
 SUICIDE SEED 1402             4   4  2    30       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 SNACKPACK 1466                3   2  0    29       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 PATROCLUS 1410                6   3  1    28       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 LUHAN 1441                    6   2  0    28       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 SILENT KNIGHT 1497            2   1  0    28       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
 PUNT 1366                     6   9  0    27       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
 CEO 1040                      5  10  0    25       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
-CHINGACHGOOK 1371             3  11  1    25       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
 JOHN F QUEENY 1429            3   2  0    25       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 FLACCUS 1455                  2   5  0    25       WARMASTERS (15)
 HOLY SHIITAKE 1433            5   3  0    24       OTTO'S DINER (96)
-URMAR 1373                    5   9  0    24       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
-RATURDAY KNIGHT 1440          4   1  0    24       RODENT CLAN (37)
 BUNNY FOO FOO 1476            2   2  0    24       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ISIS BLOODSTONE 1475          4   1  0    21       THE RED BLADES (88)
 ALP ARSLAN 1473               3   1  0    21       DARQUE AGES (29)
 HIPPODAMEIA 1468              2   2  1    21       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 LT SHINY SIDES 1524           1   0  0    21       BUBBA'S 66TH ARMY (120)
 HECTOR 1392                   4   7  0    19       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
 TIAMAT 1504                   3   0  0    19       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 ANGEROO 1452                  5   2  0    17       FURRY FURY (25)
 TURIN 1486                    3   1  0    17       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 PORCUPAIN 1453                2   5  1    17       FURRY FURY (25)
 ST JOE STRUMMER 1439          2   5  0    17       SUMMERBORN (104)
 GRAHAM GREENE 1435            4   4  0    16       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 TYGER 1421                    3   7  0    16       PAPER TIGERS (114)
 OAKHURST 1509                 2   0  0    16       THE MONSANTIS (112)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VELVETEEN 1431                3   3  0    15       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 TOM WOLFE 1467                2   4  1    14       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 EYE 1419                      2   8  0    14       PAPER TIGERS (114)
 1010011010 1526               1   0  1    14       BUBBA'S 66TH ARMY (120)
 STALKING STUFFR 1493          1   2  0    13       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
 POLYDAMAS 1506                1   1  0    13       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 AK'S & CHEVROLETS 1527        1   0  0    13       BUBBA'S 66TH ARMY (120)
 SQUASHAPILLAR 1478            2   3  1    12       FURRY FURY (25)
 WEE TREE KING 1495            2   1  0    12       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
 WONDERFACE 1522               1   0  0    12       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 BANK SHOT 1471                3   2  0    11       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
 GLOOM 1528                    1   0  0    11       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 BENEDICT 1470                 2   3  0     9       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 WALKER PERCY 1474             2   3  0     9       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 CREIDDY LAD 1484              2   2  0     8       SUMMERBORN (104)
-VERMINOTAUR 1485              2   1  0     7       RODENT CLAN (37)
 MR WIGGLES 1477               1   3  0     6       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 OZYMADIAS NIX 1507            1   1  0     4       THE RED BLADES (88)
 ZIGGY PIKE 1487               0   4  0     4       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 TITINIUS 1492                 0   3  0     3       WARMASTERS (15)
 HAROLD ANGEL 1494             0   3  0     3       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
-AMERICAN MOUSCLE 1505         0   1  0     1       RODENT CLAN (37)
-KID SUPERIOMAGNE 1499         0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES NT (106)
 ANIMAL 1523                   0   1  0     1       BUBBA'S 66TH ARMY (120)
 PURPLE DRO 1525               0   1  0     1       BUBBA'S 66TH ARMY (120)
-CREASE 1459                   0   1  0     1       PAPER TIGERS (114)
-BENGALI 1458                  0   1  0     1       PAPER TIGERS (114)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      1010011010 1526       106  NONE
AGENAR 1521             0  1 0 ARCHAIC CHAOS 111    BLACK ORC             106  NONE
GLAUCUS 1446            2  3 0 ARCHAIC CHAOS 111    TOM WOLFE 1467        105  JUST REVENGED
DICTATOR EXEC 1444      2  1 0 CORPORATE IDIOTS 92  SUICIDE SEED 1402     103  REVENGED
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           THE RIGHT HAND 1456   106  NONE
IRN BRU 1393            6  3 0 DRAGONBANE GUILD 13  MARCO POLO 1375       102  NOT REVENGED
PIOTR COTTONTAIL 1352   6  8 0 FUZZY BUNNIES 110    BLACK ORC             106  NONE
SMACKY BUNNY 1298       6 14 1 FUZZY BUNNIES 110    BLACK ORC             106  NONE
HYPOGEE BLEVE 1364      7  8 0 LA PENTARCHIE 11     MACEO 928             105  JUST REVENGED
JINGLEBELL ROCK 1496    0  3 0 O' HOLY KNIGHTS 118  MOUNTAIN TROLL        106  NONE
BRIARSMILE 944         16 18 2 PHILANTHROPISTS 85   BERSERKER 1047        106   
RATLING GUN 1389        5  4 1 RODENT CLAN 37       '66 CORVETTE 1036     105   
CHILI SUPERIOR 1436     0  3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES  106 SQUASHAPILLAR 1478    102  REVENGED
NOTAXESTEXAS 1323       7  6 0 THE MONSANTIS 112    VACA 1210             104  REVENGED
LUKE WAYFARE 1413       5  6 0 THE RED BLADES 88    FIDGET 1403           106   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Again a gloomy day, but Nomad reminded us there was something to celebrate: the 300
mark has been reached.  Let's drink, and lets start the race to 400! -- Le Pentarque

Trying to see the good points, Cardiec Tom is very happy to be so popular...  He is
going to try to do something about the bloodfeud but I'm not overly confident.  Poor
Hypogee Bleue won't be really missed, this dummy kept learning only riposte and was
wrecking my nerves.

Nice spotlight, Vanek!

Gentleben -- No 12-3s suck, Sir! -- Agent, Capital Cartel

Angeroo -- You turned off the shot clock and stalled, you bum! -- Bank Shot

Elthor of Longbeards -- You are long on skill, too.  Kudos ! -- Pronate

Hippodameia -- Wow!  That was gutsy!  But you do live. -- Punt

Not our best at 2-3, folks of Capital Cartel consider me the gipper, and let's win
one for.... -- Agent

Angry Salad -- You think YOU'RE mad??  I lost to the likes of YOU!  Mother always
said that vegetables were good for me, but I know better!! -- Patroclus

Archon -- Thanks for the target practice and helping me win a free fight!  It's easy
to be popular when I'm compared to you, I guess.  Let's do it again real soon! --
Pandera Pax

Tom Wolfe -- Was killing Glaucus really necessary?  Now the team wants your bloody
head on a pike... and who am I to tell them 'no'?  I want it too. -- Kid Arcane

Punt -- If I had been going all out, I probably could have taken you down... but then
I'd have Agent really breathing down our necks!  Here's some good advice--avoid me in
the future.  You'll do yourself a favor; trust me. -- Hippodameia

Oakhurst -- I was honestly surprised to lose to you.  Okay, next time, no
grandstanding--BOTH eyes open! -- Polydamas

Judith -- Very nice commentary vis-e-vis the Spy Report.  With such a large arena, I
know it took lots of extra effort.  I very much appreciate it!  I'm sure all of us
do!  -- Kid Arcane
p.s.  We've decided--you may call Hippodameia "Hippo" to her face.  She loved your
comments re: her fight.  (Pandera, on the other hand, is still nursing a few
bruises...)

     True, it's more work with a large, active arena like this, but it's also more
     fun. -- Larkin

Vanek -- Nice spotlight.  Hope the killing doesn't get too intense, but be aware: we
will give as good as we get! -- Kid Arcane

Harold Angel -- Gonna be awhile before I am any good, that doesn't say much for you
chap. -- Benedict

Maddened Meerkat -- Man, that was an onslaught to start the fight!  I usually swing
back quickly but couldn't catch my breath.  Lucky for me you ran out of gas or I was
toast. -- Shaviola

     There is a place in the world for toast.  Under eggs, for example.

Naryak -- Ugh.  Thats it.  Just Ugh.  -- Zevran

Raturday Knight -- Nice challenge.  Can't believe I pooped out that quickly, even
with all that tin I can carry a ton. -- Luhan

Xorn -- This scum cannibalism is getting old.  -- Blue Marble

'69 Cobra -- Nice fight.  You are dangerous. -- Jager

Pit Fiend -- We seem to have a lot in common.  But I got the win.  Are there wyrms in
that pit of yours? -- Cyril

Ozymandias -- Lots of guys with that name over the years.  So remember, you may have
won this round, but you will get yours... eventually. -- Ziggy Pike

American Mouscle -- A tribute name!  Sweet!  You know, we have a few rodents in the
Guildhouse, perhaps you could take care of them for us?  You could even let them join
your team as "Dragon mouse" or something like that! -- Turin

Roundup -- Nice challenge last turn.  I look forward to paying you back for it. --
Vanek, Manager of Warmasters

I don't know who is responsible for writing last turn's spy report (Judith?) but I
just wanted to say I REALLY enjoyed it and hope to see many more like it!  Thank you
for taking the time to write. -- Vanek

     Truly, it was a pleasure.  Look for me on odd-numbered turns (when I don't have
     to deal with Crysalis). -- Larkin (Judith)

Limp In -- You obviously have paid off my smithy. -- Fimnar

Virginia Woolf -- Be careful of those infirmary workers, some of them are more deadly
than warriors. -- Heinrik

     Vampires come cheaply.

Mice and Dice -- Sometimes I amaze myself. -- Naryak

Doppleganager -- Doh!  I thought you were done.  Well fought. -- Jaklak

Xorn -- The devil isn't going to help you. -- Elthor

Pit Fiend -- More like speed fiend. -- Heinrik

Goulash -- Note to self...  Breaking your shield is a bad move. Well fought. --
Naryak

Fidget -- You are quite welcome. -- Jaklak

Pronate -- Pulled that one outta my ermmm ummmm hat, yeah that's the ticket. --
Elthor

Madam Marie -- Nice try my dear, till we meet again. -- Heinrik

Shillelagh Tor -- Big bully!! -- Jaklak

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PIOTR COTTONTAIL was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SMACKY BUNNY was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
THE RIGHT HAND easily killed DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
JINGLEBELL ROCK was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
AGENAR was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
CARIEC TOM viciously subdued MACEO in a popular 3 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
ROUNDUP was savagely defeated by VACA in a 2 minute gory mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
PANDERA PAX handily defeated TOM WOLFE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
BRIARSMILE was slaughtered by BERSERKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
TING-TING vanquished PRONATE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ELTHOR was overpowered by GOULASH in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LIMP IN savagely defeated BOBBY JEAN in a 10 minute bloody veteran's Challenge match.
ONYB ENGLVAR handily defeated NARYAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
FIMNAR was luckily beaten by KISS MY GRITS in a 9 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
ELILAD savagely defeated XORN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
A.E. HOUSMAN handily defeated BLUE MARBLE in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SUPVSR was luckily beaten by CICERO in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge bout.
PIT FIEND overpowered HEINRIK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ANGRY SALAD handily defeated MAGIC RAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
LIGDISH BANG was savagely defeated by MADDENED MEERKAT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
LIFE PATENT was beaten by VICTOR in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
SISI BA-NETERU lost to GUTTER BALL in a 5 minute amateur vs. veteran Challenge fray.
ARCHON defeated DOPPLEGANGER in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
FIDGET executed LUKE WAYFARE in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
BIG BONES BILLIE overpowered PUNT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
JOHN F QUEENY was luckily beaten by OFFICE BRWN NOSER in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
EL CID overcame HOLY SHIITAKE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
LUHAN luckily beat TURIN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
VELVETEEN was defeated by SUICIDE SEED in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
MR WIGGLES was overpowered by FLACCUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BUNNY FOO FOO defeated GRAHAM GREENE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
OAKHURST beat BANK SHOT in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
TITINIUS was overcome by SQUASHAPILLAR in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
STALKING STUFFR was luckily beaten by TIAMAT in a 4 minute Challenge struggle.
POLYDAMAS beat BENEDICT in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fray.
OZYMADIAS NIX was demolished by SNACKPACK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HAROLD ANGEL was demolished by PORCUPAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WEE TREE KING beat CREIDDY LAD in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
SILENT KNIGHT handily defeated ANGEROO in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SINISTER SNOOPY vanquished CYRIL WYRMSLAYER in a 2 minute one-sided match.
FAN ZHEN demolished ZEVRAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
AUGUST demolished VIRGINIA WOOLF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
OUTLAW PETE defeated NYDERAWYN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's brawl.
CLASSIC NAPALM was handily defeated by SHAVIOLA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PIZZARRHEA was overpowered by HR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARCO POLO savagely defeated ZOG CORNERSTONE in a popular 8 minute gory duel.
SHILLELAGH TOR viciously subdued MADAM MARIE in a 2 minute bloody bout.
BOWTIE BOB vanquished CEO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PATROCLUS was viciously subdued by JAKLAK in a monotonous 7 minute brutal bout.
JAGER VON DRACHEN defeated CHARLES MARTEL in a 3 minute bloody bout.
PETRONIUS unbelievably bested ST JOE STRUMMER in a 2 minute conflict.
TYGER was beaten by ALP ARSLAN in a 2 minute struggle.
EYE was subdued by ISIS BLOODSTONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory battle.
HECTOR viciously subdued ZIGGY PIKE in a 6 minute bloody veteran vs. amateur match.
WALKER PERCY was beaten by WONDERFACE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute beginner's bout.
HIPPODAMEIA overpowered PURPLE DRO in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ANIMAL was handily defeated by GLOOM in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LT SHINY SIDES overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
1010011010 easily killed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
AK'S & CHEVROLETS overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 21         TOTAL PARRY       81 -  71 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         LUNGING ATTACK    63 -  56 -  4      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  27 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         AIMED BLOW        53 -  52 -  5      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         STRIKING ATTACK  108 - 107 -  4      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         WALL OF STEEL     55 -  55 -  1      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  32 -  4      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         SLASHING ATTACK   50 -  56 -  5      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-LUNGE       31 -  39 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    42 -  75 -  2      36  |

Turn 106 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         9 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 13         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  7         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  6         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    GOULASH 1215               22  13  0  135 OTTO'S DINER (96)
LUNGING ATTACK   TING-TING 776              21   9  0  113 FUCHI OWNED (54)
SLASHING ATTACK  FAN ZHEN 1288              14   7  1  111 DARQUE AGES (29)
STRIKING ATTACK  ONYB ENGLVAR 903           19  18  0  107 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
AIMED BLOW       ELILAD 1055                17   9  0  105 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
TOTAL PARRY      LIMP IN 1057               24  19  0   99 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
PARRY-LUNGE      BOBBY JEAN 1197            19  16  0   91 JUNGLELAND (103)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SHAVIOLA 1322              15   6  0   85 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARCO POLO 1375            10   2  1   52 DARQUE AGES (29)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CARIEC TOM 984.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FIMNAR 1053.  The ten other most popular fighters were MARCO POLO 1375, ELILAD 
1055, SUPVSR 1083, CARIEC TOM 984, SISI BA-NETERU 1488, WONDERFACE 1522, A.E. HOUSMAN 
1306, JOHN F QUEENY 1429, STALKING STUFFR 1493, and DOPPLEGANGER 1382.

The least popular fighter this week was LIMP IN 1057.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JAKLAK 1430, ANIMAL 1523, PURPLE DRO 1525, TYGER 1421, PATROCLUS 1410, 
CEO 1040, PIZZARRHEA 1348, ANGEROO 1452, HAROLD ANGEL 1494, and OZYMADIAS NIX 1507.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BERSERKER (81-1047) MONSTER MANUAL (87)
CARIEC TOM (81-984) LA PENTARCHIE (11)
XORN (81-1015) MONSTER MANUAL (87)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVI

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE SMALL CAT 74 (51-32-2)             0  5  0         LA PENTARCHIE