DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/18/2011    Duedate: 05/31/2011

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-114

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHAVIOLA
OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
(81-1322) [22-7-0,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHAVIOLA                       SKINNER
OF WOLF AND MAN (57)           LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
(81-1322) [22-7-0,130]         (81-232) [4-2-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FIMNAR                         LEELA
CLAN LONGBEARD (39)            BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
(81-1053) [23-31-1,101]        (81-1225) [1-7-0,10]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SUMMERBORN (104)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JUNGLELAND (103)            51
2. SUMMERBORN (104)            40      CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
3. LA PENTARCHIE (11)          40      Unchartered Team
4. HIGH ORDER (123)            34
5. AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)        32      HIGH ORDER (123)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*HIGH ORDER (123)           3   2  1 60.0   1/ 4 SUMMERBORN (104)         11  4 2
 2/ 0*W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)       3   2  0 60.0   2/ 2 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)     11  4 0
 3/ 1 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)      143 101  6 58.6   3/ 1 FUCHI OWNED (54)         11  4 0
 4/ 2 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       329 235 13 58.3   4/ 5 JUNGLELAND (103)         10  5 1
 5/ 3 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)     208 157 11 57.0   5/ 8 OTTO'S DINER (96)        10  5 1
 6/ 4 SUMMERBORN (104)         110  84 10 56.7   6/ 6 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        9  5 0
 7/ 5 DARQUE AGES (29)         251 207 10 54.8   7/10 FURRY FURY (25)           9  6 0
 8/ 7 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    310 256 10 54.8   8/15 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     8  7 1
 9/ 9 JUNGLELAND (103)         114  98  2 53.8   9/14 LITERATE LOONS (40)       8  7 0
10/ 8 FUCHI OWNED (54)         201 173  8 53.7  10/11 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)      8  7 0
11/ 0*LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)    16  14  1 53.3  11/ 3 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       7  8 0
12/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)       42  38  0 52.5  12/ 7 WARMASTERS (15)           7  8 0
13/11 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)     280 262 13 51.7  13/17 MONSTER MANUAL (87)       7  8 0
14/10 WARMASTERS (15)          290 273 24 51.5  14/16 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)        7  8 0
15/13 OTTO'S DINER (96)        130 125  4 51.0  15- 9 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)       6  4 1
16/12 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      290 279 13 51.0  16/18 THE RED BLADES (88)       5  4 1
17/14 LITERATE LOONS (40)      269 299 11 47.4  17/22 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)       5  5 0
18/16 FURRY FURY (25)          162 183  7 47.0  18/20 O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)     5  6 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/15 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)     108 122  2 47.0  19/12 MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)       5 10 0
20/17 THE RED BLADES (88)      130 149  8 46.6  20-24 THE MONSANTIS (112)       4  6 0
21/19 O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)     23  28  1 45.1  21/13 DARQUE AGES (29)          4 10 0
22/18 MONSTER MANUAL (87)      127 161  5 44.1  22/ 0*HIGH ORDER (123)          3  2 1
23-20 THE MONSANTIS (112)       48  62  2 43.6  23/ 0*W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)      3  2 0
24-21 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)     43  56  2 43.4  24/25 PAPER TIGERS (114)        3  3 1
25/22 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)       131 175 13 42.8  25/19 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)       3  7 0
26/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)   2   3  1 40.0  26/23 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)      3 12 0
27/ 0*GFE (126)                  2   3  0 40.0  27/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)  2  3 1
28/23 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)       46  74  4 38.3  28/ 0*LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)    2  3 0
29-24 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)       49  80  2 38.0  29/ 0*GFE (126)                 2  3 0
30/26 PAPER TIGERS (114)        15  32  2 31.9  30-26 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)     2  6 2
31/25*DETHKLOK (119)            12  28  1 30.0  31/21*DETHKLOK (119)            2 13 0
32-27*MMA WARRIORS (121)         4  24  0 14.3  32-27*MMA WARRIORS (121)        0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Shaviola smiled as she entered the throne room.  Finally!  All her hard work had
paid off.  Before sliding onto the throne, no HER Throne, she pulled out her twin
scimitars and slid them into scabbards one on each armrest.  Her view of the arena
sands was perfect, she could watch as the combatants fought their way up the
rankings, trying to take her seat.
     Her manager Tripwire had told her that the top two, Bowtie Bob and Vaca were bad
matchups for her.  Especially Bowtie, she had horrible times vs Slashers for some
reason.  But she had improved since the last time hadn't she?  He didn't think it was
a good idea, but I am the best of the best now!  No one shall ascend the throne while
I am here.
     Going against his wishes she snapped her fingers and summoned a manservant.  She
scribbled her challenges on the page in front of her and nodded, sending him off to
have them put in.  Bowtie and Vaca would get their chance.  It would be short lived.
Shaviola reigns supreme now for as long as she is here.
     Taking off a small signet ring, her family's crest, she placed it in a notched
groove above her head on the backrest.  Let them all see that Shaviola was here, it
would be her momento to the throne.  It was time to celebrate before her next fight.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, SHADOWSPIRE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, FUCHI OWNED, since 
SUMMERBORN took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  DRAGONBANE GUILD 
turned their 4-1-0 turn into a 8th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better 
than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, but 
don't get cocky, FURRY FURY, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of 
course, we're all terribly impressed to see BIG BONES BILLIE win a fight and gain 24 
points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BIG BONES BILLIE beat NARYAK and NARYAK lost 29 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  Looks like SHADOWSPIRE has some guts at least, SHAVIOLA 
the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior.  NYDERAWYN challenged 
SHADOWSPIRE's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And if variety is the spice of 
life, SHADOWSPIRE may be getting bland, as SHAVIOLA stays top dog in the city.  The 
Warty Toad, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this 
stuff?  From SHADOWSPIRE's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  FURRY FURY was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  
Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was LA PENTARCHIE.  Ha ha ha ha!  VICTOR was 
challenged by one of FUCHI OWNED's warriors this turn, with BOWTIE BOB having a lead 
of 21 points going into the fight.  And sorry to say, BOWTIE BOB won victory over 
VICTOR, leaving a bad feeling with the crowd.  I think exploitive snob is the term 
I'm looking for.  I guess I can give a little credit to EARTH ELEMENTAL of MONSTER 
MANUAL for challenging up by 25 to ZIGGY PIKE.  EARTH ELEMENTAL lost to get 5 points 
of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Ya gotta go sometime, and HIPPODAMEIA's 
time was this time.  Hmmm, not a bad fighter, had she lived... (what?  me pity?).  
And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, KILGORE of BATTLE GRUNTS has 
added the final loss to his 7-6-1.  Tee hee!  Consider TIAMAT gone, and MONSTER 
MANUAL unfeeling, letting the bloodfeud for hers death go unrevenged.  We're all 
going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that 
later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAVIOLA 1322                22   7  0   130       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOWTIE BOB 930               18  10  1   128       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 SINISTER SNOOPY 1069         22  27  0   124       FURRY FURY (25)
 VACA 1210                    23  16  1   119       SUMMERBORN (104)
 '68 ROAD RUNNER 747          23  12  0   112       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 KISS MY GRITS 1252           26  13  0   107       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 '69 FAIRLANE COBRA 1007      12   5  1   106       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 BIG BONES BILLIE 1442        11   5  0   104       JUNGLELAND (103)
 FIMNAR 1053                  23  31  1   101       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 MACEO 928                    16  12  1    99       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 PIT FIEND 1344               14  11  1    96       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 FIDGET 1403                  13   7  2    96       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 ZOG CORNERSTONE 1319         15  14  0    93       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 VIRGINIA WOOLF 1263          14  21  1    93       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 A.E. HOUSMAN 1306            20  10  1    92       LITERATE LOONS (40)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NYDERAWYN 1046               16  19  0    88       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 VICTOR 1369                  13  10  1    88       WARMASTERS (15)
 HEINRIK 1257                 17  21  1    83       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 NARYAK 1296                  19  13  1    82       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 PIZZARRHEA 1348              15  10  1    82       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 '66 CORVETTE 1036             9   6  2    81       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 MAGIC RAT 1317               17  13  0    76       JUNGLELAND (103)
 MADDENED MEERKAT 1134        13  33  0    76       FURRY FURY (25)
 SNACKPACK 1466                8   5  0    73       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 SHILLELAGH TOR 1294          15  16  1    72       THE RED BLADES (88)
 NIN QUAYNE 1552               9   7  0    72       MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
 PORCUPAIN 1453                7   8  1    72       FURRY FURY (25)
 ANGEROO 1452                 12   3  0    70       FURRY FURY (25)
 CICERO 1266                  18  15  0    69       WARMASTERS (15)
-SUPVSR 1083                  11  10  0    69       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 MADAM MARIE 1356             17   8  0    68       JUNGLELAND (103)
 DOPPLEGANGER 1382            11  11  0    68       MONSTER MANUAL (87)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CREIDDY LAD 1484              7   5  2    66       SUMMERBORN (104)
 LIGDISH BANG 983             12  28  0    64       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 TURIN 1486                    8   4  0    64       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
-SUICIDE SEED 1402             8   7  2    63       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 CHARLES MARTEL 1346          12  11  1    61       DARQUE AGES (29)
 JAKLAK 1430                   9   8  0    61       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUTTER BALL 1361             14   8  0    60       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GROWLER 908                   6   5  2    56       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 '71 MACH ONE 952             13   8  0    55       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 SQUASHAPILLAR 1478            7   6  1    55       FURRY FURY (25)
 JAGER VON DRACHEN 1341       14  12  0    54       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 MARCO POLO 1375              12   8  1    53       DARQUE AGES (29)
 HOLY SHIITAKE 1433           11   5  0    53       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 WONDERFACE 1522               6   3  0    53       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
-SEND HIM HOME 1581            2   0  2    53       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 GLOOM 1528                    7   2  0    52       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 FIVE 1572                     4   1  1    52       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 LUGG OPAR 1548                7   9  0    49       MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
 SISI BA-NETERU 1488           6   5  2    49       THE RED BLADES (88)
 NIKUS 1583                    4   0  1    48       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 ARCHON 1390                  13   8  0    47       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 JUNEBUG 1543                  5   1  1    45       SUMMERBORN (104)
-WEE TREE KING 1495            7   3  0    44       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
 FLACCUS 1455                  6   9  1    43       WARMASTERS (15)
 PANDERA PAX 1406              8   8  0    42       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 SAFFORD 1564                  4   1  0    42       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 PATROCLUS 1410               10   5  1    41       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 TOM WOLFE 1467                6   8  1    41       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 ALP ARSLAN 1473               6   6  0    39       DARQUE AGES (29)
 KIRLUA NORIS 1549            11   5  0    38       MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
-OFFICE BRWN NOSER 1114       10   8  0    38       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 PETRONIUS 1434                9   7  2    38       WARMASTERS (15)
 STALKING STUFFR 1493          6   5  1    38       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
-MR WIGGLES 1477               5   5  1    38       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 PUNT 1366                     8  13  0    37       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
 TYGER 1421                    7  11  1    35       PAPER TIGERS (114)
 BENEDICT 1470                 7   6  0    35       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-VELVETEEN 1431                6   6  0    34       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIZZIE DUSK 1538              5   2  0    33       THE RED BLADES (88)
 SKINNER 232                   4   2  0    33       LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
-BUNNY FOO FOO 1476            6   4  0    31       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 NATHAN 1519                   4   4  1    31       DETHKLOK (119)
 ZIGGY PIKE 1487               3   9  0    31       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 POLI SARCHIS 1550             8   6  0    30       MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
 MALLE PENNELIS 1553           7   9  0    30       MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
 BANK SHOT 1471                7   4  0    30       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
 HARRISON 1584                 3   1  0    30       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 EYE 1419                      5  13  0    28       PAPER TIGERS (114)
 KNUT SUNDERHELM 1569          3   2  1    25       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 NO DICE SON 1559              3   3  1    24       SUMMERBORN (104)
 SAXO GRAMMATICUS 1590         3   0  0    24       DARQUE AGES (29)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKER PERCY 1474             4   9  0    23       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 SUBPRIME RIB 1567             3   2  1    23       OTTO'S DINER (96)
-BOUNCY BUNNY 1587             2   1  0    23       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 SHELENA 1601                  1   0  0    21       HIGH ORDER (123)
 VYGOTSKY 230                  3   3  0    20       LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
 MAXENTIUS 1591                2   1  0    20       WARMASTERS (15)
-OAKHURST 1509                 5   4  0    19       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 HOWLER 1596                   2   0  0    19       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 DAWN CERES 1573               2   2  0    18       THE RED BLADES (88)
-HAROLD ANGEL 1494             3   7  0    17       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
-SAVIOR STRENGTH 1535          3   4  0    17       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
 TRUMAN CAPOTE 1577            2   2  0    17       LITERATE LOONS (40)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPORK 1562                    5   1  0    16       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 PAVLOV 228                    4   2  0    14       LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
 TALL FALL 1534                3   5  0    14       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 AUSUBEL 270                   4   1  0    13       LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
 JULIETTE 1630                 1   0  0    13       SUMMERBORN (104)
 FIGURE 8 1637                 1   0  0    13       THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
 MURDERFACE 1518               2   6  0    12       DETHKLOK (119)
 CAZADOR 1578                  1   3  0    12       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 JEX 1628                      1   0  0    11       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 TYDEUS 1539                   2   4  0    10       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 MANX 229                      1   5  1    10       LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
 LEELA 1225                    1   7  0    10       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 WITCHBLADE 1616               1   0  0    10       W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)
-TOTORO 1594                   1   1  0    10       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 MICHELLE 1622                 1   0  0    10       GFE (126)
 AENEAS 1558                   2   3  0     9       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 REXCE 1585                    2   2  0     8       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 LADY VASHJ 1614               1   0  0     8       W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)
 LIZARD MAN 1544               1   5  0     8       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 HOOK 1576                     1   2  0     8       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
-GEORGIA ST PIERRE 1531        1   5  0     8       MMA WARRIORS (121)
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 1636            1   0  1     7       THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
 RAVEN SKYE 1599               1   0  1     6       HIGH ORDER (123)
 MOLLUSQUOME 1629              1   0  0     6       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 BERNADETTE 1618               1   0  0     6       GFE (126)
 SCREAMER 1589                 1   2  0     5       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 EARTH ELEMENTAL 1592          1   2  0     5       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
-PLAN COLUMBIA 1612            1   0  0     5       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 KALRONATH 1598                1   0  0     5       HIGH ORDER (123)
-GM CORN 1610                  1   0  0     4       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 MEDUSA 1613                   1   0  0     4       W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)
-WAST OF SPACE 1582            0   2  0     3       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
-BRAIN BARWIN 1571             0   2  0     2       MMA WARRIORS (121)
-LEA '2 MACHO' IDA 1570        0   2  0     2       MMA WARRIORS (121)
-LOCA SAN WICHEZ 1586          0   2  0     2       MMA WARRIORS (121)
 FLAVOR TO GO 1633             0   1  0     1       THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
-FOREST GRIFFIN 1595           0   1  0     1       MMA WARRIORS (121)
-CLAUSTROPOBIA 1607            0   1  0     1       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
 GAMBLE 1635                   0   1  0     1       THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
 LADY DEATHWHISPER 1615        0   1  0     1       W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)
 LANEL 1619                    0   1  0     1       GFE (126)
 MARKSKY 1600                  0   1  0     1       HIGH ORDER (123)
 E.V.E. 1617                   0   1  0     1       W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)
-CREASE 1459                   0   1  0     1       PAPER TIGERS (114)
 QUINN 1634                    0   1  0     1       THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
 GWENNOLAY 1631                0   1  0     1       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-SURE SHOT 1611                0   1  0     1       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 JERSEY DEVIL 1638             0   1  0     1       JUNGLELAND (103)
 GALRONIAS 1597                0   1  0     1       HIGH ORDER (123)
-BENGALI 1458                  0   1  0     1       PAPER TIGERS (114)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THREAD JACK BEN 1632    0  1 0 AMERICAN MUSCLE 43   HIGH ELF              114  NONE
HIPPODAMEIA 1468        7  3 1 ARCHAIC CHAOS 111    CREIDDY LAD 1484      114   
COL. KURTZ 862          4  8 0 BATTLE GRUNTS 20     KNUT SUNDERHELM 1569  112  REVENGED
KILGORE 863             7  7 1 BATTLE GRUNTS 20     SHILLELAGH TOR 1294   114   
SCUMPUNCHER 1546        2  1 0 BATTLE GRUNTS 20     NO DICE SON 1559      111  REVENGED
HR 1039                10  8 0 CORPORATE IDIOTS 92  VICTOR 1369           110  NOT REVENGED
PICKLES 1540            2  5 0 DETHKLOK 119         HIGH ELF              114  NONE
SKWISGAAR 1515          2  4 0 DETHKLOK 119         STALKING STUFFR 1493  112   
SKWISGAAR II 1608       0  2 0 DETHKLOK 119         DARK CHAMPION         114  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TOKI 1517               2  6 0 DETHKLOK 119         SHEWISH GIANT         114  NONE
MERICAR 1620            0  1 0 GFE 126              RAVEN SKYE 1599       114   
VANNY 1621              0  1 0 GFE 126              MOUNTAIN GOAT 1636    114   
BABY BLUE 1639          0  1 0 JUNGLELAND 103       SHEWISH GIANT         114  NONE
GORE VIDAL 1555         1  1 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    GROWLER 908           110  REVENGED
ANIMAL EDGE 1532        2  3 0 MMA WARRIORS 121     NIKUS 1583            111   
CYBORG SANTA 1529       1  3 0 MMA WARRIORS 121     SUNTAN 1566           110  NONE
LAMIA 1568              2  3 0 MONSTER MANUAL 87    TYGER 1421            114   
TIAMAT 1504             5  2 0 MONSTER MANUAL 87    FLACCUS 1455          110  NOT REVENGED
SILENT KNIGHT 1497      4  5 0 O' HOLY KNIGHTS 118  MR WIGGLES 1477       112   
EREKEK ZEZERUB 1547     3  2 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 85   JUNEBUG 1543          113   
OZYMADIAS NIX 1507      3  5 0 THE RED BLADES 88    SUBPRIME RIB 1567     114   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Have to send my personal congrats to Shaviola, Tripwire's fine Duelmaster Ripper.
Kudos. -- Agent, Capital Cartel

Screamer -- It took me three minutes?  I guess I have been practicing on my partner-
satisfaction-first.  Three minutes?  Wow! -- Hook, Capital Cartel

Wast Of Space -- Maybe you will improve after you get a little organized?  Then,
again; maybe not.  Meanwhile, I am enjoying the "w" I took from you. -- Bank Shot,
Capital Cartel

Madam Marie -- Perhaps I shall never learn!  I hate women!  I hate Madams even more!
Grrrrr. -- Punt, Capital Cartel (shanking one off the side of his cleats)

Nathan -- Yep, I can make 'em feel like they are getting nothing but 7-10 splits.
How's it feel? -- Gutter Ball, Capital Cartel

'68 Road Runner -- You cheated!  You were supposed to have been built for speed, not
for gas mileage.  You lulled me to sleep with that plush interior, you Cad. --
Pronate, Capital Cartel

'08 Challenger -- I must say that was a fine DM Column.  Yu da man! -- Agent, Capital
Cartel

Bartender -- That was one fine team analysis and review.  Really hit the spot with
that spot!  (Well, you know what I mean.) -- Agent, Capital Cartel

And to you, Master Darque, what would we do without your SYP?  Kudos. -- Agent,
Capital Cartel

Pronate?  Hey, a striker's gotta be a near godling to get a 16-10-2 record in this
arena.  Whoa!  For all you afficianados, this is non-hall-of-famer Pronate:
10-9-13-14-15-13-11 ST; hosed attack, blessed on damage; skill learn rate of 1.71 and
a few stat uppers on him; I think he likes the longsword.  We shall see. -- Agent,
Capital Cartel

I am Darkathias Dragonlord, I just wanted to say hello and introduce my team High
Order.  We hope to do well on the sands and wish you all good luck. -- Dakathias

     Hello.

I can't wait to meet some of you on the sands. -- Kalronath

Actually neither can I.  We just hope to make our mark in this arena. -- Raven Skye

I just hope I dont bore the fans to death. -- Shelena

Yeah, well, I hope I just live through this all I didn't volunteer for this. --
Galronias

Stop your whining, Galronias, if you hadn't been trying to steal from the prince you
wouldn't have been sentenced to this fate. -- Marksky

All -- My sister is off to the Isle, it's my time to shine now, boys. -- Gwennolay

08' Challenger -- It went exactly like I thought it would.  That's about what my
fights look like in general now.  I am hoping for that favorite weapon for sure.
Good luck on the Isle, I hope to join you next turn. -- Shaviola

Lugg Opar -- Man, you shot me up the ranks WAY too fast. -- Nikus

Five -- Not a very good matchup for you. -- Archon

Turin -- Nicely done.  You caught me with a strange strat.  See you soon. -- Benedict

Snoopy -- Ugh!  I knew that was going to happen.  That's what I get for using my
favorites instead of what got me the wins.  Nicely done. -- Zevran

Congrats to Shaviola, probably one of the best warriors this arena ever had!  Good
luck to Pronate. -- LP.

Wonderful SYP, MDarque, and nice spot, Bartender.  I didn't know or forgot that the
LU Tom killed was a double 21... now I understand the bloodfeud better.  I will try
to kill Billie, but gently!

Patroclus -- A fidget can get annoying... hit him hard! -- Fidget

Vanek -- I guess you'll have to find another warrior to pick on then. -- Mr Wiggles

Savior Strength -- You'll have to do a little better than that, or you'll be sitting
next to Silent Knight soon. -- Mr Wiggles

Doppleganger -- I'm going to ask Daemonspawn to have a conversation with the
Gladiatorial Commission over that matchup.  I don't really expect a fair fight, but
that was ridiculous. -- Bouncy Bunny
P.S.  With all your experience, I'd have thought you'd have taught me a little more
than that.

Gloom -- That was my favorite axe that you broke.  I was so enraged I guess I forgot
to take out my hatchet till it was too late.  Oops. -- Bunny Foo Foo

Angeroo -- With a few tweaks I may want to do that again, but on my terms.  Maybe. --
Jager

Benedict -- Matchups.  It is all about matchups. -- Turin

Tall Fall -- I did it!  I won another one!  I was beginning to get nervous every time
I saw a torch!  But now, maybe, I can start a little winning streak? -- Ziggy the
Winner!

Maxentius -- Watch where you swing that thing, fella, a guy could get hurt!  Did get
hurt.  Ouch.  Nice win. -- Cazador

And now Pronate leaves to the Great Isle.  Congratulations to another Lord Protector.
-- Nomad and the Guild

Wonderface -- Sorry about that face of yours! -- Big Bones Billie

Punt -- Feel free to challenge me any time you like.  It was great fun! -- Madam
Marie

Flaccus -- It's those big ears of yours that are getting in your way! -- Magic Rat

Hark you, Harold Angel... I'll crush you next time. -- Earth Elemental

Oakhurst -- Oak?  More like cardboard.  The Lamia will drag you all to hell! -- Lamia

Truman Capote -- I finally beat sssomeone up and it turnsss out to be a lisssping
limp wrissst... oh well, a win isss a win. -- Lizard Man unintentional gay-basher

Bouncy Bunny -- Sorry about the matchup, but I did enjoy going all Glenn Close on
you... boil boil boil. -- Doppleganger

Tom Wolfe -- It isn't that I don't like to read--I don't, as it happens, but that
wasn't why I was savage--it was because I don't like to lose.  And you had the look
of someone I might defeat, so I did. -- Poli Sarchis

Nikus -- Okay, I'm officially embarrassed.  Like this is new? -- Lugg Opar

Larkin was correct about the Ambitious Guard.  Easy meat. -- Kirlua Noris

Velveteen -- Like heck I'm going to coo!  I'm allergic to fuzz, and it took me a week
to deflate from that. -- Malle Pennelis

Fidget -- Yes, well, it was the twitching.  It makes me very nervous when people
around me twitch.  I start to twitch, too, and that makes it hard to keep a grip on
anything, weapons, initiatives, strategies, whole fights, you name it, I drop it. --
Nin Quayne

Kid Arcane -- Apparently it did. -- Jorja

We congratulate Pronate. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TOKI was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PICKLES was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SKWISGAAR II was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THREAD JACK BEN was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
BABY BLUE was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
MURDERFACE was devastated by STALKING STUFFR in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
TALL FALL was overpowered by JUNEBUG in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
'68 ROAD RUNNER devastated VIRGINIA WOOLF in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
MACEO was viciously subdued by KISS MY GRITS in a 15 minute expert's Challenge melee.
BOWTIE BOB vanquished VICTOR in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PRONATE was overpowered by SINISTER SNOOPY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NYDERAWYN was handily defeated by SHAVIOLA in a 1 minute Challenge Title bout.
'66 CORVETTE was viciously subdued by PIT FIEND in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
SNACKPACK was demolished by FIDGET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
PIZZARRHEA handily defeated CHARLES MARTEL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PORCUPAIN was defeated by A.E. HOUSMAN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge struggle.
ANGEROO outwaited JAKLAK in a unpopular 25 minute Challenge bout.
MAGIC RAT devastated MARCO POLO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
JAGER VON DRACHEN was savagely defeated by DOPPLEGANGER in a 3 minute Challenge match.
LIGDISH BANG was savagely defeated by MADDENED MEERKAT in a 1 minute conflict.
MADAM MARIE narrowly defeated CICERO in a 15 minute expert's Challenge fight.
FIVE handily defeated NATHAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PUNT was devastated by NIKUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PETRONIUS was defeated by GLOOM in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
FLACCUS was beaten by SQUASHAPILLAR in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
GUTTER BALL luckily beat WONDERFACE in a exciting 6 minute Challenge bout.
CREIDDY LAD slaughtered HIPPODAMEIA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
TURIN handily defeated PATROCLUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DAWN CERES was overpowered by SAFFORD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
BANK SHOT defeated MAXENTIUS in a 3 minute expert vs. beginner Challenge fight.
OZYMADIAS NIX was slain by SUBPRIME RIB in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
HOOK was defeated by HOWLER in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
EARTH ELEMENTAL was beaten by ZIGGY PIKE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
HARRISON devastated SPORK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CAZADOR unbelievably bested LEELA in a exciting 6 minute bloody Challenge battle.
LAMIA was killed by TYGER in a exciting 1 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge fray.
NARYAK was handily defeated by BIG BONES BILLIE in a 1 minute uneven match.
HEINRIK was luckily beaten by ZOG CORNERSTONE in a 2 minute gory expert's bout.
FIMNAR was handily defeated by '69 FAIRLANE COBRA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
VACA vanquished NIN QUAYNE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHILLELAGH TOR killed KILGORE in a 1 minute duel.
KIRLUA NORIS was vanquished by GROWLER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HOLY SHIITAKE overcame ALP ARSLAN in a 2 minute duel.
PANDERA PAX viciously subdued EYE in a 1 minute bloody fight.
ARCHON was savagely defeated by LUGG OPAR in a action packed 6 minute competition.
'71 MACH ONE demolished WALKER PERCY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SISI BA-NETERU subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute fight.
BENEDICT beat MALLE PENNELIS in a 2 minute bout.
TOM WOLFE handily defeated POLI SARCHIS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
LIZZIE DUSK savagely defeated MANX in a 2 minute bloody match.
SKINNER overpowered LIZARD MAN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PAVLOV was savagely defeated by NO DICE SON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
VYGOTSKY handily defeated TYDEUS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
KNUT SUNDERHELM demolished QUINN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
AENEAS was bested by TRUMAN CAPOTE in a 3 minute novice's match.
REXCE was viciously subdued by JULIETTE in a popular 5 minute gruesome novice's brawl.
SCREAMER was devastated by FIGURE 8 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SAXO GRAMMATICUS devastated GAMBLE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
AUSUBEL was overpowered by SHELENA in a crowd boring 6 minute one-sided match.
MARKSKY was demolished by JEX in a 1 minute bloody one-sided conflict.
RAVEN SKYE killed MERICAR in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
MEDUSA luckily beat FLAVOR TO GO in a action packed 8 minute gruesome novice's brawl.
LADY VASHJ savagely defeated LANEL in a popular 2 minute gruesome novice's fight.
LADY DEATHWHISPER lost to MOLLUSQUOME in a 4 minute novice's match.
WITCHBLADE demolished JERSEY DEVIL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
E.V.E. was overpowered by MICHELLE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BERNADETTE viciously subdued GALRONIAS in a 2 minute brutal novice's contest.
VANNY was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 2 minute gory novice's bout.
GWENNOLAY was defeated by KALRONATH in a 1 minute beginner's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         LUNGING ATTACK    90 -  73 -  7      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         SLASHING ATTACK   56 -  46 -  6      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         TOTAL PARRY       79 -  65 -  2      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         WALL OF STEEL     59 -  53 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    12         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  29 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         STRIKING ATTACK  106 - 125 -  9      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   11         AIMED BLOW        52 -  62 -  1      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         BASHING ATTACK    51 -  63 -  7      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     42 -  54 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-STRIKE      33 -  50 -  1      40  |

Turn 114 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 12         3  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         5 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  7         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  8     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  8     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  8     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  9         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SHAVIOLA 1322              22   7  0  130 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOWTIE BOB 930             18  10  1  128 FUCHI OWNED (54)
LUNGING ATTACK   VACA 1210                  23  16  1  119 SUMMERBORN (104)
TOTAL PARRY      '68 ROAD RUNNER 747        23  12  0  112 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
STRIKING ATTACK  '69 FAIRLANE COBRA 1007    12   5  1  106 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
WALL OF STEEL    ZOG CORNERSTONE 1319       15  14  0   93 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
AIMED BLOW       A.E. HOUSMAN 1306          20  10  1   92 LITERATE LOONS (40)
BASHING ATTACK   CHARLES MARTEL 1346        12  11  1   61 DARQUE AGES (29)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARCO POLO 1375            12   8  1   53 DARQUE AGES (29)
PARRY-LUNGE      BENEDICT 1470               7   6  0   35 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FIMNAR 1053.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LEELA 1225.  The ten other most popular fighters were WONDERFACE 1522, LUGG OPAR 
1548, FLAVOR TO GO 1633, LADY VASHJ 1614, DOPPLEGANGER 1382, PIT FIEND 1344, NO DICE 
SON 1559, JULIETTE 1630, GLOOM 1528, and MAXENTIUS 1591.

The least popular fighter this week was JAKLAK 1430.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ANGEROO 1452, CICERO 1266, MADAM MARIE 1356, KISS MY GRITS 1252, MEDUSA 
1613, SHELENA 1601, GWENNOLAY 1631, GALRONIAS 1597, E.V.E. 1617, and JERSEY DEVIL 
1638.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SHAVIOLA (81-1322) OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
A.E. HOUSMAN (81-1306) LITERATE LOONS (40)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PRONATE (81-1320) CAPITAL CARTEL (93)