DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/01/2011 Duedate: 06/14/2011
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-115
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BOWTIE BOB
FUCHI OWNED (54)
(81-930) [19-10-1,143]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BOWTIE BOB SKINNER
FUCHI OWNED (54) LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
(81-930) [19-10-1,143] (81-232) [5-2-0,41]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FIMNAR MAGIC RAT
CLAN LONGBEARD (39) JUNGLELAND (103)
(81-1053) [24-31-1,110] (81-1317) [17-14-0,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FUCHI OWNED (54)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FUCHI OWNED (54) 56
2. CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 51 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
3. THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128) 46 Unchartered Team
4. ARCHAIC CHAOS (111) 40
5. AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 32 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/26*THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128) 6 4 1 60.0 1/ 3 FUCHI OWNED (54) 13 2 0
2/ 0*THE WILLBURYS II (127) 3 2 1 60.0 2/ 6 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 10 4 0
3/ 4 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 333 236 13 58.5 3/ 1 SUMMERBORN (104) 10 5 2
4/ 3 CAPITAL CARTEL (93) 145 104 6 58.2 4/10 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 10 5 0
5/ 5 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 213 157 11 57.6 5/ 4 JUNGLELAND (103) 9 6 2
6/11*LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42) 20 15 1 57.1 6/ 5 OTTO'S DINER (96) 9 6 1
7/ 6 SUMMERBORN (104) 112 87 10 56.3 7/ 7 FURRY FURY (25) 9 6 0
8/ 8 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 312 259 10 54.6 8/ 2 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 9 6 0
9/ 7 DARQUE AGES (29) 252 211 10 54.4 9/ 8 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 8 7 0
10/10 FUCHI OWNED (54) 206 173 8 54.4 10/11 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 8 7 0
11/ 9 JUNGLELAND (103) 116 101 3 53.5 11/15 FUZZY BUNNIES (110) 7 3 1
12/12 MIDDLE WAY 12 (122) 44 41 0 51.8 12/13 MONSTER MANUAL (87) 7 8 0
13/13 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 283 264 13 51.7 13/17 CAPITAL CARTEL (93) 7 8 0
14/14 WARMASTERS (15) 292 276 24 51.4 14/27*THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128) 6 4 1
15/16 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 295 279 13 51.4 15/28*LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42) 6 4 0
16/15 OTTO'S DINER (96) 132 128 4 50.8 16/14 BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 6 9 0
17/ 1*HIGH ORDER (123) 5 5 1 50.0 17/ 9 LITERATE LOONS (40) 6 9 0
18/17 LITERATE LOONS (40) 270 303 11 47.1 18/22*HIGH ORDER (123) 5 5 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-19 PHILANTHROPISTS (85) 108 122 2 47.0 19/12 WARMASTERS (15) 5 10 0
20/18 FURRY FURY (25) 164 186 7 46.9 20/19 MIDDLE WAY 12 (122) 5 10 0
21/20 THE RED BLADES (88) 131 153 8 46.1 21/16 THE RED BLADES (88) 4 6 1
22-21 O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118) 23 28 1 45.1 22/23*W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125) 4 6 0
23/22 MONSTER MANUAL (87) 129 164 5 44.0 23/ 0*THE WILLBURYS II (127) 3 2 1
24-24 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92) 43 56 2 43.4 24-18 O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118) 3 3 0
25/25 BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 132 179 13 42.4 25/25 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111) 3 7 0
26/23 THE MONSANTIS (112) 48 67 2 41.7 26/20 THE MONSANTIS (112) 3 7 0
27/ 2*W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125) 4 6 0 40.0 27/21 DARQUE AGES (29) 3 11 0
28-27*GFE (126) 2 3 0 40.0 28-29*GFE (126) 2 3 0
29/29 FUZZY BUNNIES (110) 53 81 3 39.6 29/24 PAPER TIGERS (114) 2 4 1
30/28 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111) 48 77 4 38.4 30-26 PHILANTHROPISTS (85) 2 8 0
31/30 PAPER TIGERS (114) 15 34 2 30.6 31-30 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92) 1 3 1
32-31*DETHKLOK (119) 12 28 1 30.0 32-31*DETHKLOK (119) 0 10 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
"You should sit like a lady." Tripwire glanced at his latest warrior to be
inducted to the Isle. Shaviola lounged on the Duelmaster throne, one leg kicked up
over the arm rest and the other hanging down on the floor. Her armor was juuuuuust
enough to cover her up and not make things inappropriate.
She was twirling a string of beads around her finger and staring at the
ceiling. "I know how much leg to show, and how much to not." She didn't even
glance his way and he thought about teaching her a lesson, but for some reason even
the grim Tripwire was entranced by the lovely ripper. He sighed inwardly and pulled
out the challenger list to the throne. "You definately want to leave a winner, so
challenge down and beat one of those wanna-bes."
In a huff Shaviola sat upright, the beads flying across the room in anger.
"No! I fear no one in this arena as we have discussed before! I will either
challenge the best or I won't challenge at all!" Up from the throne and pacing now
the gladiator was all business. "Bowtie Bob has already stated he wouldn't choose
to fight me! So who is next? Sinister Snoopy?! Let me pay him back for beating
Zevran. He fancies himself some sort of offensive juggernaut now. Let me show him
the error of his ways." Nodding now and confident she came up behind the psionic
and looked at the list. "Perfect! His freind is '68 Road Runner. They are both of
the same type of warrior! Let us see how well they fare against my blades."
She glanced over at the longspear that was purchased for her and snorted
derisively. "The only way I am using that thing is if they don't wear any armor.
And even then I haven't decided if I want to use it!" Her hands brushed her loving
Scimitars that hung at her side. "I have made up my mind! Thats what I want. To
go out as the best ever! No challenging far down the list like normal."
Sighing to himself and wondering why he just didn't force her to do what he
wanted he nodded and turned towards the door to make the challenges.
SPY REPORT
Okay, Alarond the Scribe produced what he calls a "spy report," but it's boring.
So you've got me again. I don't know how long my energy--or my access to the hands--
will hold out, so I'm going to do it "backwards" today, start with the Dark Arena
mentions, and the bloodfeuds, but then the title match, and the challenges. If I run
out of time, it will be the random matches that get cut off. Okay? And maybe I
won't run out, who can say? But... sixty-nine fights, and it's been one of THOSE
days here at the Commission office, so, we'll see.
Fuchi Owned went five and oh and seized the Top Team slot today. Good work.
American Muscle also went five-oh, but did not take Top Team. I see Lurocian
Scholars went four-one, also darned good in this toughest of arenas. Literate Loons
went one-four and dropped a lot. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it, and it
isn't like the standbys are going to take all the losses. We only had one standby on
the sands today, in fact.
Greatest point gain, Nin Quayne at thirty-two. Greatest loss Kiss My Grits at
fifteen. Same fight.
Shaviola, the Duelmistress, got the most challenges today, five of 'em.
Furry Fury was Most Avoided, and of all those who avoided them, War Masters did
it more than any.
A recap on the numbers here: sixty-nine fights, one standby. Forty total
challenges, five of them being Dark Arena challenges and two bloodfeuds.
And now that all the peripheral stuff is out of the way, the fights, Dark Arena
first. Note that today, nobody who challenged the Dark Arena won and survived.
TYDEUS (81-1539) (2-4-0,10) of ARCHAIC CHAOS DA challenged MOUNTAIN TROLL (81-
18) (0-0-0,40) of DARK ARENA. TYDEUS was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OAKHURST (81-1509) (5-4-0,19) of THE MONSANTIS DA challenged STONE GOLEM (81-26)
(0-0-0,40) of DARK ARENA. OAKHURST was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark
Arena melee. This one was a surprise to me, Oakhurst had a winning record! But who
knows what kind of unpleasant habits he may have had around the guildhouse, eh?
SCREAMER (81-1589) (1-2-0,5) of BATTLE GRUNTS DA challenged BLACK ORC (81-20)
(0-0-0,60) of DARK ARENA. SCREAMER was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome
Dark Arena fight.
E.V.E. (81-1617) (0-1-0,1) of W.S.W.I.B.G.C. DA challenged MOUNTAIN TROLL (81-
18) (0-0-0,40) of DARK ARENA. E.V.E. was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a popular 1
minute gory Dark Arena contest.
TOODLES (81-1646) (0-0-0,0) of ARCHAIC CHAOS DA challenged STONE GOLEM (81-26)
(0-0-0,40) of DARK ARENA. TOODLES was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena
competition.
We drink a cup to these five who tried and failed, and go on to more hopeful
efforts.
The bloodfeuds:
PATROCLUS (81-1410) (10-5-1,41) of ARCHAIC CHAOS bloodfeuded CREIDDY LAD (81-
1484) (7-5-2,66) of SUMMERBORN. Up 25. PATROCLUS bested CREIDDY LAD in a popular 3
minute Bloodfeud duel. A successful feud. Way to go, Patroclus.
DAWN CERES (81-1573) (2-2-0,18) of THE RED BLADES bloodfeuded SUBPRIME RIB (81-
1567) (3-2-1,23) of OTTO'S DINER. Up 5. DAWN CERES viciously subdued SUBPRIME RIB
in a 1 minute bloody Bloodfeud match. Again, a success. Good work.
The title fight, and I'm going to list two here:
First, SINISTER SNOOPY (81-1069) (22-27-0,124) of FURRY FURY challenged SHAVIOLA
(81-1322) (22-7-0,130) of OF WOLF AND MAN. Up 6. SINISTER SNOOPY was vanquished by
SHAVIOLA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Our outgoing Duelmistress left with
a win, and we salute her.
But this leaves a gap, and the Commission isn't really happy with gaps, so
BOWTIE BOB (81-930) (18-10-1,128) of FUCHI OWNED challenged VACA (81-1210) (23-16-
1,119) of SUMMERBORN. Down 9. BOWTIE BOB handily defeated VACA in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge Title fight. Bowtie Bob is now Duelmaster and has custody of the bar tab.
All complaints about the arena should be taken up with him.
The rest of the challenges:
'69 FAIRLANE COBRA (81-1007) (12-5-1,106) of AMERICAN MUSCLE challenged FIDGET
(81-1403) (13-7-2,96) of LA PENTARCHIE. Down 10. '69 FAIRLANE COBRA vanquished
FIDGET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Here begins American Muscle's five-oh
turn.
SNACKPACK (81-1466) (8-5-0,73) of FUCHI OWNED challenged SHILLELAGH TOR (81-
1294) (15-16-1,72) of THE RED BLADES. Down 1. SNACKPACK overpowered SHILLELAGH TOR
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match. And Fuchi Owned also begins the five-oh.
There are tough birds in these bushes.
MADDENED MEERKAT (81-1134) (13-33-0,76) of FURRY FURY challenged BIG BONES
BILLIE (81-1442) (11-5-0,104) of JUNGLELAND. Up 28. MADDENED MEERKAT overpowered
BIG BONES BILLIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Looks like being mad
helps?
VICTOR (81-1369) (13-10-1,88) of WARMASTERS challenged PORCUPAIN (81-1453) (7-8-
1,72) of FURRY FURY. Down 16. VICTOR was devastated by PORCUPAIN in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge conflict. Embarrassing.
HEINRIK (81-1257) (17-21-1,83) of CLAN LONGBEARD challenged VIRGINIA WOOLF (81-
1263) (14-21-1,93) of LITERATE LOONS. Up 10. HEINRIK subdued VIRGINIA WOOLF in a
popular 1 minute master's Challenge match. Does that make Heinrik a wolf-man?
NARYAK (81-1296) (19-13-1,82) of CLAN LONGBEARD challenged A.E. HOUSMAN (81-
1306) (20-10-1,92) of LITERATE LOONS. Up 10. NARYAK handily defeated A.E. HOUSMAN
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. "Handily" as in... one-handed?
TURIN (81-1486) (8-4-0,64) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged MADAM MARIE (81-1356)
(17-8-0,68) of JUNGLELAND. Up 4. TURIN was unbelievably bested by MADAM MARIE in a
2 minute Challenge bout. And why, exactly, did the bookies find this "unbelievable"?
Yes, those judgments come from the bookies, and you have to wonder, or at least *I*
have to wonder, what's the foundation for their estimates? I know they watch the
fights, but do they do MORE? Is there... money involved?
GUTTER BALL (81-1361) (14-8-0,60) of CAPITAL CARTEL challenged JAKLAK (81-1430)
(9-8-0,61) of CLAN LONGBEARD. Up 1. GUTTER BALL was outwaited by JAKLAK in a
tiresome 23 minute Challenge fray. Tiresome is, indeed, the word for this fight.
SUICIDE SEED (81-1402) (8-7-2,63) of THE MONSANTIS challenged '66 CORVETTE (81-
1036) (9-6-2,81) of AMERICAN MUSCLE. Up 18. SUICIDE SEED was viciously subdued by
'66 CORVETTE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. Today, nobody beats American Muscle.
Remember that. Tomorrow it may be different.
FLACCUS (81-1455) (6-9-1,43) of WARMASTERS challenged LUGG OPAR (81-1548) (7-9-
0,49) of MIDDLE WAY 12. Up 6. FLACCUS overpowered LUGG OPAR in a 1 minute brutal
one-sided Challenge bout. I'm not surprised Lugg lost, but couldn't have at least
TRIED to look like he was trying?
PETRONIUS (81-1434) (9-7-2,38) of WARMASTERS challenged MR WIGGLES (81-1477) (5-
5-1,38) of FUZZY BUNNIES. Straight across. PETRONIUS was overpowered by MR WIGGLES
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. All that wiggling can really put a guy off
his stroke.
HOLY SHIITAKE (81-1433) (11-5-0,53) of OTTO'S DINER challenged GROWLER (81-908)
(6-5-2,56) of BATTLE GRUNTS. Up 3. HOLY SHIITAKE bested GROWLER in a 2 minute
Challenge contest. That's a toadstool for you, always making trouble.
VELVETEEN (81-1431) (6-6-0,34) of FUZZY BUNNIES challenged ALP ARSLAN (81-1473)
(6-6-0,39) of DARQUE AGES. Up 5. VELVETEEN beat ALP ARSLAN in a 2 minute Challenge
fight. Actually, the Bunnies are looking good today. So far, anyway.
BENEDICT (81-1470) (7-6-0,35) of OF WOLF AND MAN challenged TYGER (81-1421) (7-
11-1,35) of PAPER TIGERS. Straight across. BENEDICT vanquished TYGER in a 2 minute
gruesome one-sided Challenge match. It wasn't really grue, it was shredded paper.
And tiger hair.
GLOOM (81-1528) (7-2-0,52) of FUCHI OWNED challenged CHARLES MARTEL (81-1346)
(12-11-1,61) of DARQUE AGES. Up 9. GLOOM vanquished CHARLES MARTEL in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fray. And Fuchi Owned continues its winning ways.
MARCO POLO (81-1375) (12-8-1,53) of DARQUE AGES challenged SQUASHAPILLAR (81-
1478) (7-6-1,55) of FURRY FURY. Up 2. MARCO POLO defeated SQUASHAPILLAR in a
popular 1 minute Challenge match. Some people just go out of their way to squash
those things.
JUNEBUG (81-1543) (5-1-1,45) of SUMMERBORN challenged ARCHON (81-1390) (13-8-
0,47) of OF WOLF AND MAN. Up 2. JUNEBUG was luckily beaten by ARCHON in an exciting
3 minute gory Challenge duel. And this despite the fact that it IS June now. Some
people just have no respect.
NO DICE SON (81-1559) (3-3-1,24) of SUMMERBORN challenged ZIGGY PIKE (81-1487)
(3-9-0,31) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. Up 7. NO DICE SON slimly won victory over ZIGGY
PIKE in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight. Huh, you call that slim? Looked more like
a case of "fat with satisfaction" to me.
SAXO GRAMMATICUS (81-1590) (3-0-0,24) of DARQUE AGES challenged KNUT SUNDERHELM
(81-1569) (3-2-1,25) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. Up 1. SAXO GRAMMATICUS was demolished by
KNUT SUNDERHELM in a 1 minute Challenge melee. So much for Saxo's undefeated record.
But it's better this way, Saxo. Really.
LIZZIE DUSK (81-1538) (5-2-0,33) of THE RED BLADES challenged SKINNER (81-232)
(4-2-0,33) of LUROCIAN SCHOLARS. Straight across. LIZZIE DUSK lost to SKINNER in a
2 minute Challenge fray. I gotta say, I never trusted anyone named Skinner.
Something always makes me nervous about that. Maybe it's the belts of scalps they
seem to favor.
HARRISON (81-1584) (3-1-0,30) of FUCHI OWNED challenged BANK SHOT (81-1471) (7-
4-0,30) of CAPITAL CARTEL. Straight across. HARRISON overpowered BANK SHOT in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fray. Nobody shoots Harrison's bank.
WALKER PERCY (81-1474) (4-9-0,23) of LITERATE LOONS challenged MALLE PENNELIS
(81-1553) (7-9-0,30) of MIDDLE WAY 12. Up 7. WALKER PERCY handily defeated MALLE
PENNELIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Good going, Walker.
SPORK (81-1562) (5-1-0,16) of OTTO'S DINER challenged TRUMAN CAPOTE (81-1577)
(2-2-0,17) of LITERATE LOONS. Up 1. SPORK outlasted TRUMAN CAPOTE in a crowd boring
11 minute Challenge fight. I wasn't bored. I had a good book.
AENEAS (81-1558) (2-3-0,9) of ARCHAIC CHAOS challenged CAZADOR (81-1578) (1-3-
0,12) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. Up 3. AENEAS was overcome by CAZADOR in an exciting 5
minute brutal Challenge fight. Wrong choice, Aeneas. Better to go found Rome or
something.
PAVLOV (81-228) (4-2-0,14) of LUROCIAN SCHOLARS challenged LIZARD MAN (81-1544)
(1-5-0,8) of MONSTER MANUAL. Down 6. PAVLOV defeated LIZARD MAN in a 2 minute
Challenge fight. Not a surprise.
GWENNOLAY (81-1631) (0-1-0,1) of OF WOLF AND MAN challenged KALRONATH (81-1598)
(1-0-0,5) of HIGH ORDER. Up 4. GWENNOLAY was narrowly defeated by KALRONATH in a 2
minute novice's Challenge bout. Not a good trend, Gwen. Work on that.
GAMBLE (81-1635) (0-1-0,1) of THE MOTHERSHIP 011 challenged LADY DEATHWHISPER
(81-1615) (0-1-0,1) of W.S.W.I.B.G.C. Straight across. GAMBLE handily defeated LADY
DEATHWHISPER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match. Looks easy, doesn't it? But
the rumors and bets that were flying around during that two minutes would make your
head spin.
TOTORO (81-1594) (1-1-0,10) of FUZZY BUNNIES challenged LEELA (81-1225) (1-7-
0,10) of BATTLE GRUNTS. Straight across. TOTORO dispatched LEELA in a 2 minute
Challenge fight. We're talking death here, and you are all warned: This Bunny
kills!
PLAN COLUMBIA (81-1612) (1-0-0,5) of THE MONSANTIS challenged MAXENTIUS (81-
1591) (2-1-0,20) of WARMASTERS. Up 15. PLAN COLUMBIA was devastated by MAXENTIUS in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle. But Plan DID survive, and was properly
grateful.
FIGURE 8 (81-1637) (1-0-0,13) of THE MOTHERSHIP 011 challenged MEDUSA (81-1613)
(1-0-0,4) of W.S.W.I.B.G.C. Down 9. FIGURE 8 devastated MEDUSA in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge bout. I can't comment on this, I don't do the New Math. I'm sure "Figure
8" has a hidden significance, but... not for me to know.
HOOK (81-1576) (1-2-0,8) of CAPITAL CARTEL challenged HOWLER (81-1596) (2-0-
0,19) of BATTLE GRUNTS. Up 11. HOOK overpowered HOWLER in a 2 minute one-sided
Challenge match. The fans like to see these upset fights, although the bookies hate
'em.
As I suspected, the hands are giving out, so I'm going to pass on the twenty-
nine random matches, other than to note that a couple of them ended in the death of
beginners. It's a hard life, and not all are suited for it.
See you in four weeks.
Larkin
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOWTIE BOB 930 19 10 1 143 FUCHI OWNED (54)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
'69 FAIRLANE COBRA 1007 13 5 1 118 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
'68 ROAD RUNNER 747 24 12 0 114 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
FIMNAR 1053 24 31 1 110 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
MACEO 928 17 12 1 104 FUCHI OWNED (54)
NIN QUAYNE 1552 10 7 0 104 MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
NARYAK 1296 20 13 1 102 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
MADDENED MEERKAT 1134 14 33 0 102 FURRY FURY (25)
ZOG CORNERSTONE 1319 16 14 0 98 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
PIT FIEND 1344 14 12 1 95 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
SINISTER SNOOPY 1069 22 28 0 94 FURRY FURY (25)
HEINRIK 1257 18 21 1 94 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
PORCUPAIN 1453 8 8 1 93 FURRY FURY (25)
KISS MY GRITS 1252 26 14 0 92 OTTO'S DINER (96)
VACA 1210 23 17 1 92 SUMMERBORN (104)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIDGET 1403 13 8 2 89 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
-NYDERAWYN 1046 16 19 0 88 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
MAGIC RAT 1317 17 14 0 83 JUNGLELAND (103)
VIRGINIA WOOLF 1263 14 22 1 83 LITERATE LOONS (40)
DOPPLEGANGER 1382 12 11 0 83 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
'66 CORVETTE 1036 10 6 2 83 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
SNACKPACK 1466 9 5 0 83 FUCHI OWNED (54)
BIG BONES BILLIE 1442 11 6 0 78 JUNGLELAND (103)
MADAM MARIE 1356 18 8 0 74 JUNGLELAND (103)
CICERO 1266 18 16 0 70 WARMASTERS (15)
PIZZARRHEA 1348 15 11 1 70 OTTO'S DINER (96)
VICTOR 1369 13 11 1 70 WARMASTERS (15)
ANGEROO 1452 12 4 0 69 FURRY FURY (25)
-SUPVSR 1083 11 10 0 69 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAKLAK 1430 10 8 0 66 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
TURIN 1486 8 5 0 66 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
GLOOM 1528 8 2 0 66 FUCHI OWNED (54)
SUICIDE SEED 1402 8 8 2 65 THE MONSANTIS (112)
-LIGDISH BANG 983 12 28 0 64 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
SHILLELAGH TOR 1294 15 17 1 63 THE RED BLADES (88)
WONDERFACE 1522 7 3 0 63 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
HOLY SHIITAKE 1433 12 5 0 62 OTTO'S DINER (96)
FIVE 1572 5 1 1 62 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
MARCO POLO 1375 13 8 1 61 DARQUE AGES (29)
'71 MACH ONE 952 14 8 0 60 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
PATROCLUS 1410 11 5 1 60 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
FLACCUS 1455 7 9 1 57 WARMASTERS (15)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAGER VON DRACHEN 1341 14 13 0 55 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
PANDERA PAX 1406 9 8 0 55 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
ARCHON 1390 14 8 0 53 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
GUTTER BALL 1361 14 9 0 53 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
CREIDDY LAD 1484 7 6 2 53 SUMMERBORN (104)
-SEND HIM HOME 1581 2 0 2 53 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
GROWLER 908 6 6 2 52 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
SQUASHAPILLAR 1478 7 7 1 51 FURRY FURY (25)
MR WIGGLES 1477 6 5 1 50 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
CHARLES MARTEL 1346 12 12 1 49 DARQUE AGES (29)
BUNNY FOO FOO 1476 7 4 0 47 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
BENEDICT 1470 8 6 0 46 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
JUNEBUG 1543 5 2 1 46 SUMMERBORN (104)
PUNT 1366 9 13 0 45 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
-WEE TREE KING 1495 7 3 0 44 O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
VELVETEEN 1431 7 6 0 42 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
-SAFFORD 1564 4 1 0 42 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARRISON 1584 4 1 0 42 FUCHI OWNED (54)
SISI BA-NETERU 1488 6 6 2 41 THE RED BLADES (88)
SKINNER 232 5 2 0 41 LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
KIRLUA NORIS 1549 11 6 0 39 MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
-OFFICE BRWN NOSER 1114 10 8 0 38 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
-STALKING STUFFR 1493 6 5 1 38 O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
PETRONIUS 1434 9 8 2 37 WARMASTERS (15)
KNUT SUNDERHELM 1569 4 2 1 37 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
LUGG OPAR 1548 7 10 0 36 MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
NIKUS 1583 4 1 1 36 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
POLI SARCHIS 1550 9 6 0 35 MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
TYGER 1421 7 12 1 34 PAPER TIGERS (114)
TOM WOLFE 1467 6 9 1 34 LITERATE LOONS (40)
NO DICE SON 1559 4 3 1 34 SUMMERBORN (104)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALKER PERCY 1474 5 9 0 33 LITERATE LOONS (40)
MALLE PENNELIS 1553 7 10 0 31 MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
ALP ARSLAN 1473 6 7 0 31 DARQUE AGES (29)
-NATHAN 1519 4 4 1 31 DETHKLOK (119)
LIZZIE DUSK 1538 5 3 0 29 THE RED BLADES (88)
EYE 1419 5 14 0 29 PAPER TIGERS (114)
VYGOTSKY 230 4 3 0 29 LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
DAWN CERES 1573 3 2 0 28 THE RED BLADES (88)
MAXENTIUS 1591 3 1 0 27 WARMASTERS (15)
BANK SHOT 1471 7 5 0 26 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
HOOK 1576 2 2 0 25 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHELENA 1601 2 0 0 23 HIGH ORDER (123)
ZIGGY PIKE 1487 3 10 0 22 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
MOUNTAIN GOAT 1636 2 0 1 22 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
FIGURE 8 1637 2 0 0 22 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
MOLLUSQUOME 1629 2 0 0 20 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
SPORK 1562 6 1 0 19 OTTO'S DINER (96)
PAVLOV 228 5 2 0 17 LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
-HAROLD ANGEL 1494 3 7 0 17 O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
-SAVIOR STRENGTH 1535 3 4 0 17 O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
LADY VASHJ 1614 2 0 0 17 W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)
TOTORO 1594 2 1 1 16 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
JULIETTE 1630 2 0 0 16 SUMMERBORN (104)
SUBPRIME RIB 1567 3 3 1 15 OTTO'S DINER (96)
SAXO GRAMMATICUS 1590 3 1 0 15 DARQUE AGES (29)
CAZADOR 1578 2 3 0 15 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
RENTON 1623 1 0 0 15 THE WILLBURYS II (127)
AUSUBEL 270 4 2 0 14 LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
-TALL FALL 1534 3 5 0 14 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
REXCE 1585 3 2 0 14 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
MANX 229 2 5 1 13 LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
JERSEY DEVIL 1638 1 1 1 13 JUNGLELAND (103)
-MURDERFACE 1518 2 6 0 12 DETHKLOK (119)
BOUNCY BUNNY 1587 2 2 0 12 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
TRUMAN CAPOTE 1577 2 3 0 12 LITERATE LOONS (40)
GAMBLE 1635 1 1 0 12 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
-JEX 1628 1 0 0 11 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
QUINN 1634 1 1 0 11 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
'77 GREMLIN 1644 1 0 0 11 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
AENEAS 1558 2 4 0 10 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
-MICHELLE 1622 1 0 0 10 GFE (126)
EARTH ELEMENTAL 1592 2 2 0 9 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
KALRONATH 1598 2 0 0 9 HIGH ORDER (123)
LIZARD MAN 1544 1 6 0 9 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
HOWLER 1596 2 1 0 7 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TUKWILLA 1627 1 0 1 6 THE WILLBURYS II (127)
WASHSOUGAL 1625 1 0 0 6 THE WILLBURYS II (127)
-BERNADETTE 1618 1 0 0 6 GFE (126)
SNARLER 1643 1 0 0 6 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
RAVEN SKYE 1599 1 1 1 5 HIGH ORDER (123)
WITCHBLADE 1616 1 1 0 4 W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)
PLAN COLUMBIA 1612 1 1 0 4 THE MONSANTIS (112)
GM CORN 1610 1 1 0 4 THE MONSANTIS (112)
MEDUSA 1613 1 1 0 4 W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)
-WAST OF SPACE 1582 0 2 0 3 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
FLAVOR TO GO 1633 0 2 0 2 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
GWENNOLAY 1631 0 2 0 2 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
GREGORY PALAMAS 1641 0 1 0 2 DARQUE AGES (29)
SURE SHOT 1611 0 2 0 2 THE MONSANTIS (112)
GALRONIAS 1597 0 2 0 2 HIGH ORDER (123)
LADY DEATHWHISPER 1615 0 2 0 2 W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)
MARKSKY 1600 0 2 0 2 HIGH ORDER (123)
DEUCE 1642 0 1 0 1 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
MEAN JOHN BROWN 1648 0 1 0 1 JUNGLELAND (103)
-CLAUSTROPOBIA 1607 0 1 0 1 O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
SUMNER 1624 0 1 0 1 THE WILLBURYS II (127)
-LANEL 1619 0 1 0 1 GFE (126)
-CREASE 1459 0 1 0 1 PAPER TIGERS (114)
ORTING 1626 0 1 0 1 THE WILLBURYS II (127)
-BENGALI 1458 0 1 0 1 PAPER TIGERS (114)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HIPPODAMEIA 1468 7 3 1 ARCHAIC CHAOS 111 CREIDDY LAD 1484 114 JUST REVENGED
TOODLES 1646 0 1 0 ARCHAIC CHAOS 111 STONE GOLEM 115 NONE
TYDEUS 1539 2 5 0 ARCHAIC CHAOS 111 MOUNTAIN TROLL 115 NONE
COL. KURTZ 862 4 8 0 BATTLE GRUNTS 20 KNUT SUNDERHELM 1569 112 REVENGED
KILGORE 863 7 7 1 BATTLE GRUNTS 20 SHILLELAGH TOR 1294 114
LEELA 1225 1 8 0 BATTLE GRUNTS 20 TOTORO 1594 115
SCREAMER 1589 1 3 0 BATTLE GRUNTS 20 BLACK ORC 115 NONE
SCUMPUNCHER 1546 2 1 0 BATTLE GRUNTS 20 NO DICE SON 1559 111 REVENGED
SKWISGAAR 1515 2 4 0 DETHKLOK 119 STALKING STUFFR 1493 112
MERICAR 1620 0 1 0 GFE 126 RAVEN SKYE 1599 114
VANNY 1621 0 1 0 GFE 126 MOUNTAIN GOAT 1636 114
ANIMAL EDGE 1532 2 3 0 MMA WARRIORS 121 NIKUS 1583 111 NOT REVENGED
BAHAMUT 1645 0 1 0 MONSTER MANUAL 87 TUKWILLA 1627 115
LAMIA 1568 2 3 0 MONSTER MANUAL 87 TYGER 1421 114
SILENT KNIGHT 1497 4 5 0 O' HOLY KNIGHTS 118 MR WIGGLES 1477 112
EREKEK ZEZERUB 1547 3 2 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 85 JUNEBUG 1543 113
OAKHURST 1509 5 5 0 THE MONSANTIS 112 STONE GOLEM 115 NONE
HELEO KHAN 1647 0 1 0 THE RED BLADES 88 JERSEY DEVIL 1638 115
OZYMADIAS NIX 1507 3 5 0 THE RED BLADES 88 SUBPRIME RIB 1567 114 JUST REVENGED
E.V.E. 1617 0 2 0 W.S.W.I.B.G.C. 125 MOUNTAIN TROLL 115 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Oh, pshaw! Or, as I am trying to teach myself to say, Crappydoodle! A less-than-
mediocre 2-3. And challenges all around. Two-2 on my challenges, and 0-1 when
challenged. I must be a BAD, BAD manager. -- Agent, Capital Cartel
Good-bye, Pronate. Thanks for the decent rollup, RUGS. -- Agent
You're welcome. -- RUG #4573
Hi, I'm Duece, the decent rollup. I might have been better off indecent. Can I win
my first? -- Duece
Sinister Snoopy -- I tried, but you were the best. You were just too grim for me. --
Pronate, retired
Wonderface -- Sigh, I am not so sure I meant to challenge you, but I liked the
outcome. -- Gutter Ball
Maxentius -- Wow, you tried to overwhelm me with that big bazooka, but I sneaked my
way through. Somehow. -- Bamk Shot
Howler -- What a fancy little surprise you were! (wink) -- Hook
Nikus -- Just because my name is Punt, you think I am easy, huh? -- Punt
Darkathias Dragonlord -- That is one big mouthful. I shall call you DD for short.
Welcome to Shadowspire, DD! nice 3-2-1 start, Killer! -- Agent, Capital Cartel
Congrats, again, to Shaviola, Duelmaster. Nice one, Trip! -- Agent
Hoping to see some of you in Milwaukee at The Face. Hoping that many of you are
smart enough to run your Shadowspireans there. (wink) -- Agent
All -- I apologize for lacking in the ads. I'm going to trying to be more active
here. -- Elephant
Always appreciated, but I would guess that everyone here understands the meaning
of "busy."
Gentle Betty -- I guess my only question is what size dress are you? I knew you'd
back down, I just didn't realize you'd back out of the arena. Looks like I win, just
as I told you I would. -- Elephant
Well I finally realized what KOB stands for, Kowardly Ole Ben. -- Elephant
Agent -- Thanks, but it looks like Shaviola is the wordsmith when it comes to writing
DM columns. That and she kicked my butt on the way out. -- Lord Protector 08
Challenger
Pronate -- I have plenty of speed when need be. Just ask Virginia Woolf. Grats on
your invite. That makes sense, I beat you, you leave, and I'm still here. -- 68 Road
Runner
Virginia -- Really, one shot by a TP? Maybe the Dark Arena is your calling. -- 68
Road Runner
Hombre -- You asked a while back and here you go: INTRODUCING IN THE RED CORNER,
hailing from Rio Vista, 77 Gremlin... GREMLIN. I'm sure Joe Paluch is out there
smiling somewhere. -- Elephant
Pit Fiend -- Ouch! I couldn't get started. Better check my starter. -- 66
Fimnar -- Was there an imposter or something? After our last fight I never expected
that. Our 3rd go round should be interesting. -- 69 Cobra
Snide Clemens -- Is it just me or do your Spyreports sound very similar? -- Elephant
It isn't you. He had a brain-ectomy years ago.
Walker Percy -- That's what I had in store for Wee Tree Coward. I hope the skills
offset the pain. Try taping those ribs, it should help. -- Mach One
Shaviola -- You knew, I knew but I couldn't go out like Gentle Ben. Grats on your
invite and grats on being the "Greatest" Parry Rip from Shadowspire. We'll met again
in AD, I'm sure. I'll be able to use my favorite weapon next time. -- Lord Protector
08
Fuchi Owned -- Grats on breaking the 200 win mark. Shouldn't your team name be
Hombre Owned? That has a cool ring to it. -- American Muscle
Anyone hear from SwineTiger lately?
Congrats to Shaviola, our obvious Duelmaster! -- LP
Yep, Big Bones, don't be my Raging Bull... -- Wonderface
Welcome to all the new teams! Our beloved arena is bouncing again and again... -- LP
Kalronath -- I am a woman, sir! You should be ashamed! I am going to challenge you
back and this time don't hit me! -- Gwennolay
Nyderawyn -- My, you're a big one! You're supposed to hit people with that thing, ya
know? -- Shaviola
All -- I thank you for the compliments, I shall try to bring honor to Shadowspire
wherever I may end up. -- Shaviola
Malle Pennelis -- You scared me there for a second! That furious slash wasn't fun!
-- Benedict
Lugg Opar -- Wow, you can go a long time! I tried to swing, but it didn't seem to
work. -- Archon
Punt -- I am learning the right stuff! Thanks for the skills. -- Nikus
Ausubel -- Sorry to take your perfect record away but that was a long fight. --
Shelena
Snide Clemens -- What, no love for a TP that jumped up 21 points in her first fight
or are we TPs just despised that much? -- Shelena
You think Snide reads the personals? Dream on.
Bernadette -- You gave me a sound beating. I deserved it, but thank you for the DF
point. -- Galronias
Jex -- Good job beating the crud out of me. I didn't think I could withstand so much
damage but now I know. -- Marksky
GFE -- We are all truely sorry for your loss of Mericar. -- Darkathias
GFE -- I am so sorry Mericar fell; I know that is life on the sands but she was a
good gladiator. -- Raven Skye
Gwennolay -- I am so sorry I stole your thunder; I know you said it was your time to
shine, maybe in your next match. -- Kalronath
All -- I just wanted to say all in all we didn't do too badly in our first outing.
Let's see how it goes from here. -- Darkathias
Vanek -- No one should have issues with your gameplay, should they. -- Grimm
Shaviola -- Grats on the throne, you rank as one of the special warriors of this
great city. Good luck on the Isle. -- Grimm
Rascally Rabbit -- Welcome to Shadowspire. -- Grimm
Flaccus -- Tsk tsk, you can never Squash a pillar twice. -- Squashapillar
Cicero -- Match 3 is on if things work as they should. -- Angeroo
Elephant -- Truly amazing to single handedly drive a manager and a team out. Will
you chase them across Alastari. -- Grimm
Should be fun to watch.
Shadowspire -- I think I may be a villian, wow. The first thing I am going to do is
change my uniform, everything is black, and I won't wear any knickers. -- Grimm
Grats Housman -- Always nice to get an AB out. I have to know since you only got
your Adex Attack 2 turns ago, what in the name of god numbers do you have. -- Grimm
Shaviola -- I will try one last turn for a match that I believe will be very
memorable for me. Oh, wait, what does this say I am challenging Victor too, thought
that was Porcupain. -- Snoopy
Shadowspire -- The band Dethklok is breaking up... that's what I get for using a "B"
rollup sheet here. Their survival depended on the DA rollups last turn, and they
came back bad. I would have been looking at 4 more DAs this turn, just to keep
Nathan, a mutant lunger 14-6-19-11-21-6-12 after some burning. So, goodbye for now,
I'll be back soonish with a new team! -- Buri
Four new teams! It is great to see Shadowspire rise above 30 teams again! -- Nomad
and the Guild
Housman and Shaviola make it to the Isle, two more for the city of Shadowspire.
Congrats to the Lord Protectors! -- Nomad and the Guild
Patroclus -- A nice fight all around. Good learns and a win. Many thanks. -- Turin
Doppleganger -- I think I may need to adjust that desperation strategy. I thought I
had that fight, but then things got ugly quick. -- Jager
Earth Elemental -- Looked like an easy target, did I?! As predicted, I now have a
winning streak! Can I get three in a row? -- Ziggy the winner!
Fidget -- Uhm. Ouch. -- Snackpack
Kiss My Grits -- I'm one turn from graduating, so I'm okay with the loss, I just
didn't want to die. Of course, I just jinxed myself, so I'm sure by the time this
goes to print, I am dead. Darn it. -- Maceo
Nikus -- It's a subtle tactic, "get your opponent out of range, fast!" -- Lugg Opar
Our congratulations to Shaviola and A.E. Houseman. -- Jorja and the Middle Way
Vaca -- No surprise there. Thanks for the skills. -- Nin Quayne
Growler -- Okay, that was ebarrassing. I wonder if I can persuade Jorja that it was
a bad style match? I'm not sure she BELIEVES in bad style matches.... -- Kirlua
Noris
Archon -- What the heck were you doing LOSING to me? You're messing up my plans. --
Lugg Opar
Benedict -- Oh... I was expecting eggs. -- Malle Pennelis
Tom Wolfe -- I liked it better the other way. -- Poli Sarchis
Despite Grimm's objections to me being "nice" in the personals, I'd still like to
extend a warm welcome to High Order, W.S.W.I.B.G.C, The Mothership, and GFE! I hope
you guys enjoy your stay here as much as I have! Good luck guys! -- Vanek, Manager
of Warmasters
P.S. Welcome back Lurocian Scholars!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TYDEUS was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OAKHURST was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
SCREAMER was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
E.V.E. was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a popular 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
TOODLES was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena competition.
PATROCLUS bested CREIDDY LAD in a popular 3 minute Bloodfeud duel.
DAWN CERES viciously subdued SUBPRIME RIB in a 1 minute bloody Bloodfeud match.
BOWTIE BOB handily defeated VACA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
'69 FAIRLANE COBRA vanquished FIDGET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SINISTER SNOOPY was vanquished by SHAVIOLA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SNACKPACK overpowered SHILLELAGH TOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
MADDENED MEERKAT overpowered BIG BONES BILLIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
VICTOR was devastated by PORCUPAIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
HEINRIK subdued VIRGINIA WOOLF in a popular 1 minute master's Challenge match.
NARYAK handily defeated A.E. HOUSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
TURIN was unbelievably bested by MADAM MARIE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
GUTTER BALL was outwaited by JAKLAK in a tiresome 23 minute Challenge fray.
SUICIDE SEED was viciously subdued by '66 CORVETTE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FLACCUS overpowered LUGG OPAR in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
PETRONIUS was overpowered by MR WIGGLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HOLY SHIITAKE bested GROWLER in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
VELVETEEN beat ALP ARSLAN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BENEDICT vanquished TYGER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge match.
GLOOM vanquished CHARLES MARTEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
MARCO POLO defeated SQUASHAPILLAR in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
JUNEBUG was luckily beaten by ARCHON in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
NO DICE SON slimly won victory over ZIGGY PIKE in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
SAXO GRAMMATICUS was demolished by KNUT SUNDERHELM in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
LIZZIE DUSK lost to SKINNER in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
HARRISON overpowered BANK SHOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
WALKER PERCY handily defeated MALLE PENNELIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SPORK outlasted TRUMAN CAPOTE in a crowd boring 11 minute Challenge fight.
AENEAS was overcome by CAZADOR in a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
PAVLOV defeated LIZARD MAN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GWENNOLAY was narrowly defeated by KALRONATH in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
GAMBLE handily defeated LADY DEATHWHISPER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TOTORO dispatched LEELA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PLAN COLUMBIA was devastated by MAXENTIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
FIGURE 8 devastated MEDUSA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
HOOK overpowered HOWLER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MACEO handily defeated CICERO in a 3 minute gory uneven match.
FIMNAR beat PIT FIEND in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal veteran's duel.
KISS MY GRITS was handily defeated by NIN QUAYNE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
'68 ROAD RUNNER luckily beat MAGIC RAT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute expert's duel.
ZOG CORNERSTONE slimly won victory over ANGEROO in a unpopular 12 minute gory duel.
PIZZARRHEA was bested by DOPPLEGANGER in a 1 minute master's match.
'71 MACH ONE handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TOM WOLFE was savagely defeated by PUNT in a 1 minute brutal fight.
PANDERA PAX savagely defeated JAGER VON DRACHEN in a 1 minute gory duel.
FIVE overpowered SISI BA-NETERU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
WONDERFACE demolished KIRLUA NORIS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
NIKUS was subdued by BUNNY FOO FOO in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran battle.
POLI SARCHIS viciously subdued EYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal contest.
AUSUBEL was viciously subdued by MOLLUSQUOME in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
MANX luckily beat FLAVOR TO GO in a exciting 1 minute brutal brawl.
VYGOTSKY devastated WITCHBLADE in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BOUNCY BUNNY lost to MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 2 minute gory novice's struggle.
EARTH ELEMENTAL bested SURE SHOT in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
REXCE savagely defeated GM CORN in a 2 minute gruesome novice's match.
GALRONIAS was subdued by JULIETTE in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
RAVEN SKYE was handily defeated by RENTON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MARKSKY was overpowered by '77 GREMLIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHELENA subdued GREGORY PALAMAS in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
LADY VASHJ overpowered SUMNER in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
JERSEY DEVIL slaughtered HELEO KHAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
QUINN vanquished ORTING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TUKWILLA delivered the death blow upon BAHAMUT in a 1 minute beginner's match.
WASHSOUGAL beat DEUCE in a 2 minute novice's match.
SNARLER beat MEAN JOHN BROWN in a 2 minute gory novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 23 TOTAL PARRY 81 - 64 - 2 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 WALL OF STEEL 64 - 51 - 3 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 16 LUNGING ATTACK 92 - 79 - 6 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 SLASHING ATTACK 54 - 48 - 5 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 29 - 29 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 11 STRIKING ATTACK 109 - 125 - 10 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 50 - 63 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 BASHING ATTACK 52 - 66 - 7 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 44 - 56 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 PARRY-STRIKE 33 - 54 - 2 38 |
Turn 115 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 12 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 6 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 10 AIMED BLOW 3 - 7 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 8 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 8 - 8 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK BOWTIE BOB 930 19 10 1 143 FUCHI OWNED (54)
STRIKING ATTACK '69 FAIRLANE COBRA 1007 13 5 1 118 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
TOTAL PARRY '68 ROAD RUNNER 747 24 12 0 114 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MACEO 928 17 12 1 104 FUCHI OWNED (54)
WALL OF STEEL NIN QUAYNE 1552 10 7 0 104 MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
LUNGING ATTACK VACA 1210 23 17 1 92 SUMMERBORN (104)
AIMED BLOW MAGIC RAT 1317 17 14 0 83 JUNGLELAND (103)
BASHING ATTACK FIVE 1572 5 1 1 62 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
PARRY-STRIKE MARCO POLO 1375 13 8 1 61 DARQUE AGES (29)
PARRY-LUNGE BENEDICT 1470 8 6 0 46 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FIMNAR 1053. The most popular warrior this turn was
MAGIC RAT 1317. The ten other most popular fighters were PIT FIEND 1344, JUNEBUG
1543, MOLLUSQUOME 1629, TURIN 1486, AENEAS 1558, CREIDDY LAD 1484, FIMNAR 1053,
AUSUBEL 270, TOODLES 1646, and '66 CORVETTE 1036.
The least popular fighter this week was GUTTER BALL 1361. The other ten least
popular fighters were JAKLAK 1430, ANGEROO 1452, SPORK 1562, CAZADOR 1578, ORTING
1626, MARKSKY 1600, RAVEN SKYE 1599, GM CORN 1610, KIRLUA NORIS 1549, and JAGER VON
DRACHEN 1341.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BOWTIE BOB (81-930) FUCHI OWNED (54)
MACEO (81-928) FUCHI OWNED (54)
SINISTER SNOOPY (81-1069) FURRY FURY (25)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
A.E. HOUSMAN (81-1306) LITERATE LOONS (40)
SHAVIOLA (81-1322) OF WOLF AND MAN (57)