DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/01/2011    Duedate: 06/14/2011

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-115

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BOWTIE BOB
FUCHI OWNED (54)
(81-930) [19-10-1,143]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BOWTIE BOB                     SKINNER
FUCHI OWNED (54)               LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
(81-930) [19-10-1,143]         (81-232) [5-2-0,41]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FIMNAR                         MAGIC RAT
CLAN LONGBEARD (39)            JUNGLELAND (103)
(81-1053) [24-31-1,110]        (81-1317) [17-14-0,83]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FUCHI OWNED (54)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FUCHI OWNED (54)            56
2. CLAN LONGBEARD (39)         51      LA PENTARCHIE (11)
3. THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)    46      Unchartered Team
4. ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)         40
5. AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)        32      THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/26*THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)   6   4  1 60.0   1/ 3 FUCHI OWNED (54)         13  2 0
 2/ 0*THE WILLBURYS II (127)     3   2  1 60.0   2/ 6 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       10  4 0
 3/ 4 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       333 236 13 58.5   3/ 1 SUMMERBORN (104)         10  5 2
 4/ 3 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)      145 104  6 58.2   4/10 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)     10  5 0
 5/ 5 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)     213 157 11 57.6   5/ 4 JUNGLELAND (103)          9  6 2
 6/11*LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)    20  15  1 57.1   6/ 5 OTTO'S DINER (96)         9  6 1
 7/ 6 SUMMERBORN (104)         112  87 10 56.3   7/ 7 FURRY FURY (25)           9  6 0
 8/ 8 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    312 259 10 54.6   8/ 2 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      9  6 0
 9/ 7 DARQUE AGES (29)         252 211 10 54.4   9/ 8 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     8  7 0
10/10 FUCHI OWNED (54)         206 173  8 54.4  10/11 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       8  7 0
11/ 9 JUNGLELAND (103)         116 101  3 53.5  11/15 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)       7  3 1
12/12 MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)       44  41  0 51.8  12/13 MONSTER MANUAL (87)       7  8 0
13/13 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)     283 264 13 51.7  13/17 CAPITAL CARTEL (93)       7  8 0
14/14 WARMASTERS (15)          292 276 24 51.4  14/27*THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)  6  4 1
15/16 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      295 279 13 51.4  15/28*LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)    6  4 0
16/15 OTTO'S DINER (96)        132 128  4 50.8  16/14 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)        6  9 0
17/ 1*HIGH ORDER (123)           5   5  1 50.0  17/ 9 LITERATE LOONS (40)       6  9 0
18/17 LITERATE LOONS (40)      270 303 11 47.1  18/22*HIGH ORDER (123)          5  5 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)     108 122  2 47.0  19/12 WARMASTERS (15)           5 10 0
20/18 FURRY FURY (25)          164 186  7 46.9  20/19 MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)       5 10 0
21/20 THE RED BLADES (88)      131 153  8 46.1  21/16 THE RED BLADES (88)       4  6 1
22-21 O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)     23  28  1 45.1  22/23*W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)      4  6 0
23/22 MONSTER MANUAL (87)      129 164  5 44.0  23/ 0*THE WILLBURYS II (127)    3  2 1
24-24 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)     43  56  2 43.4  24-18 O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)     3  3 0
25/25 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)       132 179 13 42.4  25/25 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)       3  7 0
26/23 THE MONSANTIS (112)       48  67  2 41.7  26/20 THE MONSANTIS (112)       3  7 0
27/ 2*W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)       4   6  0 40.0  27/21 DARQUE AGES (29)          3 11 0
28-27*GFE (126)                  2   3  0 40.0  28-29*GFE (126)                 2  3 0
29/29 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)       53  81  3 39.6  29/24 PAPER TIGERS (114)        2  4 1
30/28 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)       48  77  4 38.4  30-26 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)      2  8 0
31/30 PAPER TIGERS (114)        15  34  2 30.6  31-30 CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)     1  3 1
32-31*DETHKLOK (119)            12  28  1 30.0  32-31*DETHKLOK (119)            0 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     "You should sit like a lady."  Tripwire glanced at his latest warrior to be
inducted to the Isle.  Shaviola lounged on the Duelmaster throne, one leg kicked up
over the arm rest and the other hanging down on the floor.  Her armor was juuuuuust
enough to cover her up and not make things inappropriate.
     She was twirling a string of beads around her finger and staring at the
ceiling.  "I know how much leg to show, and how much to not."  She didn't even
glance his way and he thought about teaching her a lesson, but for some reason even
the grim Tripwire was entranced by the lovely ripper.  He sighed inwardly and pulled
out the challenger list to the throne.  "You definately want to leave a winner, so
challenge down and beat one of those wanna-bes."
     In a huff Shaviola sat upright, the beads flying across the room in anger.
"No!  I fear no one in this arena as we have discussed before!  I will either
challenge the best or I won't challenge at all!"  Up from the throne and pacing now
the gladiator was all business.  "Bowtie Bob has already stated he wouldn't choose
to fight me!  So who is next?  Sinister Snoopy?!  Let me pay him back for beating
Zevran.  He fancies himself some sort of offensive juggernaut now.  Let me show him
the error of his ways."  Nodding now and confident she came up behind the psionic
and looked at the list.  "Perfect!  His freind is '68 Road Runner.  They are both of
the same type of warrior!  Let us see how well they fare against my blades."
     She glanced over at the longspear that was purchased for her and snorted
derisively.  "The only way I am using that thing is if they don't wear any armor.
And even then I haven't decided if I want to use it!"  Her hands brushed her loving
Scimitars that hung at her side.  "I have made up my mind!  Thats what I want.  To
go out as the best ever!  No challenging far down the list like normal."
     Sighing to himself and wondering why he just didn't force her to do what he
wanted he nodded and turned towards the door to make the challenges.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Okay, Alarond the Scribe produced what he calls a "spy report," but it's boring.
So you've got me again.  I don't know how long my energy--or my access to the hands--
will hold out, so I'm going to do it "backwards" today, start with the Dark Arena
mentions, and the bloodfeuds, but then the title match, and the challenges.  If I run
out of time, it will be the random matches that get cut off.  Okay?  And maybe I
won't run out, who can say?  But... sixty-nine fights, and it's been one of THOSE
days here at the Commission office, so, we'll see.

     Fuchi Owned went five and oh and seized the Top Team slot today.  Good work.
American Muscle also went five-oh, but did not take Top Team.  I see Lurocian
Scholars went four-one, also darned good in this toughest of arenas.  Literate Loons
went one-four and dropped a lot.  It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it, and it
isn't like the standbys are going to take all the losses.  We only had one standby on
the sands today, in fact.
     Greatest point gain, Nin Quayne at thirty-two.  Greatest loss Kiss My Grits at
fifteen.  Same fight.
     Shaviola, the Duelmistress, got the most challenges today, five of 'em.
     Furry Fury was Most Avoided, and of all those who avoided them, War Masters did
it more than any.
     A recap on the numbers here:  sixty-nine fights, one standby.  Forty total
challenges, five of them being Dark Arena challenges and two bloodfeuds.

And now that all the peripheral stuff is out of the way, the fights, Dark Arena
first.  Note that today, nobody who challenged the Dark Arena won and survived.
     TYDEUS (81-1539) (2-4-0,10) of ARCHAIC CHAOS DA challenged MOUNTAIN TROLL (81-
18) (0-0-0,40) of DARK ARENA.  TYDEUS was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
     OAKHURST (81-1509) (5-4-0,19) of THE MONSANTIS DA challenged STONE GOLEM (81-26)
(0-0-0,40) of DARK ARENA.  OAKHURST was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark
Arena melee.  This one was a surprise to me, Oakhurst had a winning record!  But who
knows what kind of unpleasant habits he may have had around the guildhouse, eh?
     SCREAMER (81-1589) (1-2-0,5) of BATTLE GRUNTS DA challenged BLACK ORC (81-20)
(0-0-0,60) of DARK ARENA.  SCREAMER was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome
Dark Arena fight.
     E.V.E. (81-1617) (0-1-0,1) of W.S.W.I.B.G.C. DA challenged MOUNTAIN TROLL (81-
18) (0-0-0,40) of DARK ARENA.  E.V.E. was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a popular 1
minute gory Dark Arena contest.
     TOODLES (81-1646) (0-0-0,0) of ARCHAIC CHAOS DA challenged STONE GOLEM (81-26)
(0-0-0,40) of DARK ARENA.  TOODLES was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena
competition.
     We drink a cup to these five who tried and failed, and go on to more hopeful
efforts.

The bloodfeuds:
     PATROCLUS (81-1410) (10-5-1,41) of ARCHAIC CHAOS bloodfeuded CREIDDY LAD (81-
1484) (7-5-2,66) of SUMMERBORN.  Up 25.  PATROCLUS bested CREIDDY LAD in a popular 3
minute Bloodfeud duel.  A successful feud.  Way to go, Patroclus.
     DAWN CERES (81-1573) (2-2-0,18) of THE RED BLADES bloodfeuded SUBPRIME RIB (81-
1567) (3-2-1,23) of OTTO'S DINER.  Up 5.  DAWN CERES viciously subdued SUBPRIME RIB
in a 1 minute bloody Bloodfeud match.  Again, a success.  Good work.

The title fight, and I'm going to list two here:
     First, SINISTER SNOOPY (81-1069) (22-27-0,124) of FURRY FURY challenged SHAVIOLA
(81-1322) (22-7-0,130) of OF WOLF AND MAN.  Up 6.  SINISTER SNOOPY was vanquished by 
SHAVIOLA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Our outgoing Duelmistress left with
a win, and we salute her.
     But this leaves a gap, and the Commission isn't really happy with gaps, so
BOWTIE BOB (81-930) (18-10-1,128) of FUCHI OWNED challenged VACA (81-1210) (23-16-
1,119) of SUMMERBORN.  Down 9.  BOWTIE BOB handily defeated VACA in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge Title fight.  Bowtie Bob is now Duelmaster and has custody of the bar tab.
All complaints about the arena should be taken up with him.

The rest of the challenges:
     '69 FAIRLANE COBRA (81-1007) (12-5-1,106) of AMERICAN MUSCLE challenged FIDGET
(81-1403) (13-7-2,96) of LA PENTARCHIE.  Down 10.  '69 FAIRLANE COBRA vanquished
FIDGET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Here begins American Muscle's five-oh
turn.
     SNACKPACK (81-1466) (8-5-0,73) of FUCHI OWNED challenged SHILLELAGH TOR (81-
1294) (15-16-1,72) of THE RED BLADES.  Down 1.  SNACKPACK overpowered SHILLELAGH TOR
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.  And Fuchi Owned also begins the five-oh.
There are tough birds in these bushes.
     MADDENED MEERKAT (81-1134) (13-33-0,76) of FURRY FURY challenged BIG BONES
BILLIE (81-1442) (11-5-0,104) of JUNGLELAND.  Up 28.  MADDENED MEERKAT overpowered
BIG BONES BILLIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Looks like being mad
helps?
     VICTOR (81-1369) (13-10-1,88) of WARMASTERS challenged PORCUPAIN (81-1453) (7-8-
1,72) of FURRY FURY.  Down 16.  VICTOR was devastated by PORCUPAIN in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge conflict.  Embarrassing.
     HEINRIK (81-1257) (17-21-1,83) of CLAN LONGBEARD challenged VIRGINIA WOOLF (81-
1263) (14-21-1,93) of LITERATE LOONS.  Up 10.  HEINRIK subdued VIRGINIA WOOLF in a
popular 1 minute master's Challenge match.  Does that make Heinrik a wolf-man?

     NARYAK (81-1296) (19-13-1,82) of CLAN LONGBEARD challenged A.E. HOUSMAN (81-
1306) (20-10-1,92) of LITERATE LOONS.  Up 10.  NARYAK handily defeated A.E. HOUSMAN
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.  "Handily" as in... one-handed?
     TURIN (81-1486) (8-4-0,64) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged MADAM MARIE (81-1356)
(17-8-0,68) of JUNGLELAND.  Up 4.  TURIN was unbelievably bested by MADAM MARIE in a
2 minute Challenge bout.  And why, exactly, did the bookies find this "unbelievable"?
Yes, those judgments come from the bookies, and you have to wonder, or at least *I*
have to wonder, what's the foundation for their estimates?  I know they watch the
fights, but do they do MORE?  Is there... money involved?
     GUTTER BALL (81-1361) (14-8-0,60) of CAPITAL CARTEL challenged JAKLAK (81-1430)
(9-8-0,61) of CLAN LONGBEARD.  Up 1.  GUTTER BALL was outwaited by JAKLAK in a
tiresome 23 minute Challenge fray.  Tiresome is, indeed, the word for this fight.
     SUICIDE SEED (81-1402) (8-7-2,63) of THE MONSANTIS challenged '66 CORVETTE (81-
1036) (9-6-2,81) of AMERICAN MUSCLE.  Up 18.  SUICIDE SEED was viciously subdued by
'66 CORVETTE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Today, nobody beats American Muscle.
Remember that.  Tomorrow it may be different.
     FLACCUS (81-1455) (6-9-1,43) of WARMASTERS challenged LUGG OPAR (81-1548) (7-9-
0,49) of MIDDLE WAY 12.  Up 6.  FLACCUS overpowered LUGG OPAR in a 1 minute brutal
one-sided Challenge bout.  I'm not surprised Lugg lost, but couldn't have at least
TRIED to look like he was trying?

     PETRONIUS (81-1434) (9-7-2,38) of WARMASTERS challenged MR WIGGLES (81-1477) (5-
5-1,38) of FUZZY BUNNIES.  Straight across.  PETRONIUS was overpowered by MR WIGGLES
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  All that wiggling can really put a guy off
his stroke.
     HOLY SHIITAKE (81-1433) (11-5-0,53) of OTTO'S DINER challenged GROWLER (81-908)
(6-5-2,56) of BATTLE GRUNTS.  Up 3.  HOLY SHIITAKE bested GROWLER in a 2 minute
Challenge contest.  That's a toadstool for you, always making trouble.
     VELVETEEN (81-1431) (6-6-0,34) of FUZZY BUNNIES challenged ALP ARSLAN (81-1473)
(6-6-0,39) of DARQUE AGES.  Up 5.  VELVETEEN beat ALP ARSLAN in a 2 minute Challenge
fight.  Actually, the Bunnies are looking good today.  So far, anyway.
     BENEDICT (81-1470) (7-6-0,35) of OF WOLF AND MAN challenged TYGER (81-1421) (7-
11-1,35) of PAPER TIGERS.  Straight across.  BENEDICT vanquished TYGER in a 2 minute
gruesome one-sided Challenge match.  It wasn't really grue, it was shredded paper.
And tiger hair.
     GLOOM (81-1528) (7-2-0,52) of FUCHI OWNED challenged CHARLES MARTEL (81-1346)
(12-11-1,61) of DARQUE AGES.  Up 9.  GLOOM vanquished CHARLES MARTEL in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fray.  And Fuchi Owned continues its winning ways.

     MARCO POLO (81-1375) (12-8-1,53) of DARQUE AGES challenged SQUASHAPILLAR (81-
1478) (7-6-1,55) of FURRY FURY.  Up 2.  MARCO POLO defeated SQUASHAPILLAR in a
popular 1 minute Challenge match.  Some people just go out of their way to squash
those things.
     JUNEBUG (81-1543) (5-1-1,45) of SUMMERBORN challenged ARCHON (81-1390) (13-8-
0,47) of OF WOLF AND MAN.  Up 2.  JUNEBUG was luckily beaten by ARCHON in an exciting
3 minute gory Challenge duel.  And this despite the fact that it IS June now.  Some
people just have no respect.
     NO DICE SON (81-1559) (3-3-1,24) of SUMMERBORN challenged ZIGGY PIKE (81-1487)
(3-9-0,31) of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  Up 7.  NO DICE SON slimly won victory over ZIGGY
PIKE in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.  Huh, you call that slim?  Looked more like
a case of "fat with satisfaction" to me.
     SAXO GRAMMATICUS (81-1590) (3-0-0,24) of DARQUE AGES challenged KNUT SUNDERHELM
(81-1569) (3-2-1,25) of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  Up 1.  SAXO GRAMMATICUS was demolished by
KNUT SUNDERHELM in a 1 minute Challenge melee.  So much for Saxo's undefeated record.
But it's better this way, Saxo.  Really.
     LIZZIE DUSK (81-1538) (5-2-0,33) of THE RED BLADES challenged SKINNER (81-232)
(4-2-0,33) of LUROCIAN SCHOLARS.  Straight across.  LIZZIE DUSK lost to SKINNER in a
2 minute Challenge fray.  I gotta say, I never trusted anyone named Skinner.
Something always makes me nervous about that.  Maybe it's the belts of scalps they
seem to favor.

     HARRISON (81-1584) (3-1-0,30) of FUCHI OWNED challenged BANK SHOT (81-1471) (7-
4-0,30) of CAPITAL CARTEL.  Straight across.  HARRISON overpowered BANK SHOT in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fray.  Nobody shoots Harrison's bank.
     WALKER PERCY (81-1474) (4-9-0,23) of LITERATE LOONS challenged MALLE PENNELIS
(81-1553) (7-9-0,30) of MIDDLE WAY 12.  Up 7.  WALKER PERCY handily defeated MALLE
PENNELIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Good going, Walker.
     SPORK (81-1562) (5-1-0,16) of OTTO'S DINER challenged TRUMAN CAPOTE (81-1577)
(2-2-0,17) of LITERATE LOONS.  Up 1.  SPORK outlasted TRUMAN CAPOTE in a crowd boring
11 minute Challenge fight.  I wasn't bored.  I had a good book.
     AENEAS (81-1558) (2-3-0,9) of ARCHAIC CHAOS challenged CAZADOR (81-1578) (1-3-
0,12) of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  Up 3.  AENEAS was overcome by CAZADOR in an exciting 5
minute brutal Challenge fight.  Wrong choice, Aeneas.  Better to go found Rome or
something.
     PAVLOV (81-228) (4-2-0,14) of LUROCIAN SCHOLARS challenged LIZARD MAN (81-1544)
(1-5-0,8) of MONSTER MANUAL.  Down 6.  PAVLOV defeated LIZARD MAN in a 2 minute
Challenge fight.  Not a surprise.

     GWENNOLAY (81-1631) (0-1-0,1) of OF WOLF AND MAN challenged KALRONATH (81-1598)
(1-0-0,5) of HIGH ORDER.  Up 4.  GWENNOLAY was narrowly defeated by KALRONATH in a 2
minute novice's Challenge bout.  Not a good trend, Gwen.  Work on that.
     GAMBLE (81-1635) (0-1-0,1) of THE MOTHERSHIP 011 challenged LADY DEATHWHISPER
(81-1615) (0-1-0,1) of W.S.W.I.B.G.C.  Straight across.  GAMBLE handily defeated LADY
DEATHWHISPER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.  Looks easy, doesn't it?  But
the rumors and bets that were flying around during that two minutes would make your
head spin.
     TOTORO (81-1594) (1-1-0,10) of FUZZY BUNNIES challenged LEELA (81-1225) (1-7-
0,10) of BATTLE GRUNTS.  Straight across.  TOTORO dispatched LEELA in a 2 minute
Challenge fight.  We're talking death here, and you are all warned:  This Bunny
kills!
     PLAN COLUMBIA (81-1612) (1-0-0,5) of THE MONSANTIS challenged MAXENTIUS (81-
1591) (2-1-0,20) of WARMASTERS.  Up 15.  PLAN COLUMBIA was devastated by MAXENTIUS in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.  But Plan DID survive, and was properly
grateful.
     FIGURE 8 (81-1637) (1-0-0,13) of THE MOTHERSHIP 011 challenged MEDUSA (81-1613)
(1-0-0,4) of W.S.W.I.B.G.C.  Down 9.  FIGURE 8 devastated MEDUSA in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge bout.  I can't comment on this, I don't do the New Math.  I'm sure "Figure
8" has a hidden significance, but... not for me to know.
     HOOK (81-1576) (1-2-0,8) of CAPITAL CARTEL challenged HOWLER (81-1596) (2-0-
0,19) of BATTLE GRUNTS.  Up 11.  HOOK overpowered HOWLER in a 2 minute one-sided
Challenge match.  The fans like to see these upset fights, although the bookies hate
'em.

     As I suspected, the hands are giving out, so I'm going to pass on the twenty-
nine random matches, other than to note that a couple of them ended in the death of
beginners.  It's a hard life, and not all are suited for it.
     See you in four weeks.

                                       Larkin

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOWTIE BOB 930               19  10  1   143       FUCHI OWNED (54)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 '69 FAIRLANE COBRA 1007      13   5  1   118       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 '68 ROAD RUNNER 747          24  12  0   114       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 FIMNAR 1053                  24  31  1   110       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 MACEO 928                    17  12  1   104       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 NIN QUAYNE 1552              10   7  0   104       MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
 NARYAK 1296                  20  13  1   102       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 MADDENED MEERKAT 1134        14  33  0   102       FURRY FURY (25)
 ZOG CORNERSTONE 1319         16  14  0    98       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 PIT FIEND 1344               14  12  1    95       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 SINISTER SNOOPY 1069         22  28  0    94       FURRY FURY (25)
 HEINRIK 1257                 18  21  1    94       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 PORCUPAIN 1453                8   8  1    93       FURRY FURY (25)
 KISS MY GRITS 1252           26  14  0    92       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 VACA 1210                    23  17  1    92       SUMMERBORN (104)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIDGET 1403                  13   8  2    89       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
-NYDERAWYN 1046               16  19  0    88       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 MAGIC RAT 1317               17  14  0    83       JUNGLELAND (103)
 VIRGINIA WOOLF 1263          14  22  1    83       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 DOPPLEGANGER 1382            12  11  0    83       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 '66 CORVETTE 1036            10   6  2    83       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 SNACKPACK 1466                9   5  0    83       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 BIG BONES BILLIE 1442        11   6  0    78       JUNGLELAND (103)
 MADAM MARIE 1356             18   8  0    74       JUNGLELAND (103)
 CICERO 1266                  18  16  0    70       WARMASTERS (15)
 PIZZARRHEA 1348              15  11  1    70       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 VICTOR 1369                  13  11  1    70       WARMASTERS (15)
 ANGEROO 1452                 12   4  0    69       FURRY FURY (25)
-SUPVSR 1083                  11  10  0    69       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAKLAK 1430                  10   8  0    66       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 TURIN 1486                    8   5  0    66       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 GLOOM 1528                    8   2  0    66       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 SUICIDE SEED 1402             8   8  2    65       THE MONSANTIS (112)
-LIGDISH BANG 983             12  28  0    64       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 SHILLELAGH TOR 1294          15  17  1    63       THE RED BLADES (88)
 WONDERFACE 1522               7   3  0    63       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 HOLY SHIITAKE 1433           12   5  0    62       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 FIVE 1572                     5   1  1    62       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 MARCO POLO 1375              13   8  1    61       DARQUE AGES (29)
 '71 MACH ONE 952             14   8  0    60       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 PATROCLUS 1410               11   5  1    60       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 FLACCUS 1455                  7   9  1    57       WARMASTERS (15)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAGER VON DRACHEN 1341       14  13  0    55       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 PANDERA PAX 1406              9   8  0    55       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
 ARCHON 1390                  14   8  0    53       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 GUTTER BALL 1361             14   9  0    53       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
 CREIDDY LAD 1484              7   6  2    53       SUMMERBORN (104)
-SEND HIM HOME 1581            2   0  2    53       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 GROWLER 908                   6   6  2    52       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 SQUASHAPILLAR 1478            7   7  1    51       FURRY FURY (25)
 MR WIGGLES 1477               6   5  1    50       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 CHARLES MARTEL 1346          12  12  1    49       DARQUE AGES (29)
 BUNNY FOO FOO 1476            7   4  0    47       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 BENEDICT 1470                 8   6  0    46       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 JUNEBUG 1543                  5   2  1    46       SUMMERBORN (104)
 PUNT 1366                     9  13  0    45       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
-WEE TREE KING 1495            7   3  0    44       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
 VELVETEEN 1431                7   6  0    42       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
-SAFFORD 1564                  4   1  0    42       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARRISON 1584                 4   1  0    42       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 SISI BA-NETERU 1488           6   6  2    41       THE RED BLADES (88)
 SKINNER 232                   5   2  0    41       LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
 KIRLUA NORIS 1549            11   6  0    39       MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
-OFFICE BRWN NOSER 1114       10   8  0    38       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
-STALKING STUFFR 1493          6   5  1    38       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
 PETRONIUS 1434                9   8  2    37       WARMASTERS (15)
 KNUT SUNDERHELM 1569          4   2  1    37       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 LUGG OPAR 1548                7  10  0    36       MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
 NIKUS 1583                    4   1  1    36       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 POLI SARCHIS 1550             9   6  0    35       MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
 TYGER 1421                    7  12  1    34       PAPER TIGERS (114)
 TOM WOLFE 1467                6   9  1    34       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 NO DICE SON 1559              4   3  1    34       SUMMERBORN (104)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKER PERCY 1474             5   9  0    33       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 MALLE PENNELIS 1553           7  10  0    31       MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
 ALP ARSLAN 1473               6   7  0    31       DARQUE AGES (29)
-NATHAN 1519                   4   4  1    31       DETHKLOK (119)
 LIZZIE DUSK 1538              5   3  0    29       THE RED BLADES (88)
 EYE 1419                      5  14  0    29       PAPER TIGERS (114)
 VYGOTSKY 230                  4   3  0    29       LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
 DAWN CERES 1573               3   2  0    28       THE RED BLADES (88)
 MAXENTIUS 1591                3   1  0    27       WARMASTERS (15)
 BANK SHOT 1471                7   5  0    26       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
 HOOK 1576                     2   2  0    25       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHELENA 1601                  2   0  0    23       HIGH ORDER (123)
 ZIGGY PIKE 1487               3  10  0    22       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 1636            2   0  1    22       THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
 FIGURE 8 1637                 2   0  0    22       THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
 MOLLUSQUOME 1629              2   0  0    20       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 SPORK 1562                    6   1  0    19       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 PAVLOV 228                    5   2  0    17       LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
-HAROLD ANGEL 1494             3   7  0    17       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
-SAVIOR STRENGTH 1535          3   4  0    17       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
 LADY VASHJ 1614               2   0  0    17       W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)
 TOTORO 1594                   2   1  1    16       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 JULIETTE 1630                 2   0  0    16       SUMMERBORN (104)
 SUBPRIME RIB 1567             3   3  1    15       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 SAXO GRAMMATICUS 1590         3   1  0    15       DARQUE AGES (29)
 CAZADOR 1578                  2   3  0    15       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 RENTON 1623                   1   0  0    15       THE WILLBURYS II (127)
 AUSUBEL 270                   4   2  0    14       LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
-TALL FALL 1534                3   5  0    14       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 REXCE 1585                    3   2  0    14       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 MANX 229                      2   5  1    13       LUROCIAN SCHOLARS (42)
 JERSEY DEVIL 1638             1   1  1    13       JUNGLELAND (103)
-MURDERFACE 1518               2   6  0    12       DETHKLOK (119)
 BOUNCY BUNNY 1587             2   2  0    12       FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
 TRUMAN CAPOTE 1577            2   3  0    12       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 GAMBLE 1635                   1   1  0    12       THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
-JEX 1628                      1   0  0    11       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 QUINN 1634                    1   1  0    11       THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
 '77 GREMLIN 1644              1   0  0    11       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 AENEAS 1558                   2   4  0    10       ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
-MICHELLE 1622                 1   0  0    10       GFE (126)
 EARTH ELEMENTAL 1592          2   2  0     9       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 KALRONATH 1598                2   0  0     9       HIGH ORDER (123)
 LIZARD MAN 1544               1   6  0     9       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 HOWLER 1596                   2   1  0     7       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUKWILLA 1627                 1   0  1     6       THE WILLBURYS II (127)
 WASHSOUGAL 1625               1   0  0     6       THE WILLBURYS II (127)
-BERNADETTE 1618               1   0  0     6       GFE (126)
 SNARLER 1643                  1   0  0     6       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 RAVEN SKYE 1599               1   1  1     5       HIGH ORDER (123)
 WITCHBLADE 1616               1   1  0     4       W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)
 PLAN COLUMBIA 1612            1   1  0     4       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 GM CORN 1610                  1   1  0     4       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 MEDUSA 1613                   1   1  0     4       W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)
-WAST OF SPACE 1582            0   2  0     3       CORPORATE IDIOTS (92)
 FLAVOR TO GO 1633             0   2  0     2       THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
 GWENNOLAY 1631                0   2  0     2       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 GREGORY PALAMAS 1641          0   1  0     2       DARQUE AGES (29)
 SURE SHOT 1611                0   2  0     2       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 GALRONIAS 1597                0   2  0     2       HIGH ORDER (123)
 LADY DEATHWHISPER 1615        0   2  0     2       W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (125)
 MARKSKY 1600                  0   2  0     2       HIGH ORDER (123)
 DEUCE 1642                    0   1  0     1       CAPITAL CARTEL (93)
 MEAN JOHN BROWN 1648          0   1  0     1       JUNGLELAND (103)
-CLAUSTROPOBIA 1607            0   1  0     1       O' HOLY KNIGHTS (118)
 SUMNER 1624                   0   1  0     1       THE WILLBURYS II (127)
-LANEL 1619                    0   1  0     1       GFE (126)
-CREASE 1459                   0   1  0     1       PAPER TIGERS (114)
 ORTING 1626                   0   1  0     1       THE WILLBURYS II (127)
-BENGALI 1458                  0   1  0     1       PAPER TIGERS (114)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HIPPODAMEIA 1468        7  3 1 ARCHAIC CHAOS 111    CREIDDY LAD 1484      114  JUST REVENGED
TOODLES 1646            0  1 0 ARCHAIC CHAOS 111    STONE GOLEM           115  NONE
TYDEUS 1539             2  5 0 ARCHAIC CHAOS 111    MOUNTAIN TROLL        115  NONE
COL. KURTZ 862          4  8 0 BATTLE GRUNTS 20     KNUT SUNDERHELM 1569  112  REVENGED
KILGORE 863             7  7 1 BATTLE GRUNTS 20     SHILLELAGH TOR 1294   114   
LEELA 1225              1  8 0 BATTLE GRUNTS 20     TOTORO 1594           115   
SCREAMER 1589           1  3 0 BATTLE GRUNTS 20     BLACK ORC             115  NONE
SCUMPUNCHER 1546        2  1 0 BATTLE GRUNTS 20     NO DICE SON 1559      111  REVENGED
SKWISGAAR 1515          2  4 0 DETHKLOK 119         STALKING STUFFR 1493  112   
MERICAR 1620            0  1 0 GFE 126              RAVEN SKYE 1599       114   
VANNY 1621              0  1 0 GFE 126              MOUNTAIN GOAT 1636    114   
ANIMAL EDGE 1532        2  3 0 MMA WARRIORS 121     NIKUS 1583            111  NOT REVENGED
BAHAMUT 1645            0  1 0 MONSTER MANUAL 87    TUKWILLA 1627         115   
LAMIA 1568              2  3 0 MONSTER MANUAL 87    TYGER 1421            114   
SILENT KNIGHT 1497      4  5 0 O' HOLY KNIGHTS 118  MR WIGGLES 1477       112   
EREKEK ZEZERUB 1547     3  2 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 85   JUNEBUG 1543          113   
OAKHURST 1509           5  5 0 THE MONSANTIS 112    STONE GOLEM           115  NONE
HELEO KHAN 1647         0  1 0 THE RED BLADES 88    JERSEY DEVIL 1638     115   
OZYMADIAS NIX 1507      3  5 0 THE RED BLADES 88    SUBPRIME RIB 1567     114  JUST REVENGED
E.V.E. 1617             0  2 0 W.S.W.I.B.G.C. 125   MOUNTAIN TROLL        115  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Oh, pshaw!  Or, as I am trying to teach myself to say, Crappydoodle!  A less-than-
mediocre 2-3.  And challenges all around.  Two-2 on my challenges, and 0-1 when
challenged.  I must be a BAD, BAD manager. -- Agent, Capital Cartel

Good-bye, Pronate.  Thanks for the decent rollup, RUGS. -- Agent

     You're welcome. -- RUG #4573

Hi, I'm Duece, the decent rollup.  I might have been better off indecent.  Can I win
my first? -- Duece

Sinister Snoopy -- I tried, but you were the best.  You were just too grim for me. --
Pronate, retired

Wonderface -- Sigh, I am not so sure I meant to challenge you, but I liked the
outcome. -- Gutter Ball

Maxentius -- Wow, you tried to overwhelm me with that big bazooka, but I sneaked my
way through.  Somehow. -- Bamk Shot

Howler -- What a fancy little surprise you were!  (wink) -- Hook

Nikus -- Just because my name is Punt, you think I am easy, huh? -- Punt

Darkathias Dragonlord -- That is one big mouthful.  I shall call you DD for short.
Welcome to Shadowspire, DD!  nice 3-2-1 start, Killer! -- Agent, Capital Cartel

Congrats, again, to Shaviola, Duelmaster.  Nice one, Trip! -- Agent

Hoping to see some of you in Milwaukee at The Face.  Hoping that many of you are
smart enough to run your Shadowspireans there.  (wink) -- Agent

All -- I apologize for lacking in the ads.  I'm going to trying to be more active
here. -- Elephant

     Always appreciated, but I would guess that everyone here understands the meaning
     of "busy."

Gentle Betty -- I guess my only question is what size dress are you?  I knew you'd
back down, I just didn't realize you'd back out of the arena.  Looks like I win, just
as I told you I would. -- Elephant

Well I finally realized what KOB stands for, Kowardly Ole Ben. -- Elephant

Agent -- Thanks, but it looks like Shaviola is the wordsmith when it comes to writing
DM columns.  That and she kicked my butt on the way out. -- Lord Protector 08
Challenger

Pronate -- I have plenty of speed when need be.  Just ask Virginia Woolf.  Grats on
your invite.  That makes sense, I beat you, you leave, and I'm still here. -- 68 Road
Runner

Virginia -- Really, one shot by a TP?  Maybe the Dark Arena is your calling. -- 68
Road Runner

Hombre -- You asked a while back and here you go:  INTRODUCING IN THE RED CORNER,
hailing from Rio Vista, 77 Gremlin... GREMLIN.  I'm sure Joe Paluch is out there
smiling somewhere. -- Elephant

Pit Fiend -- Ouch!  I couldn't get started.  Better check my starter. -- 66

Fimnar -- Was there an imposter or something?  After our last fight I never expected
that.  Our 3rd go round should be interesting. -- 69 Cobra

Snide Clemens -- Is it just me or do your Spyreports sound very similar? -- Elephant

     It isn't you.  He had a brain-ectomy years ago.

Walker Percy -- That's what I had in store for Wee Tree Coward.  I hope the skills
offset the pain.  Try taping those ribs, it should help. -- Mach One

Shaviola -- You knew, I knew but I couldn't go out like Gentle Ben.  Grats on your
invite and grats on being the "Greatest" Parry Rip from Shadowspire.  We'll met again
in AD, I'm sure.  I'll be able to use my favorite weapon next time. -- Lord Protector
08

Fuchi Owned -- Grats on breaking the 200 win mark.  Shouldn't your team name be
Hombre Owned?  That has a cool ring to it. -- American Muscle

Anyone hear from SwineTiger lately?

Congrats to Shaviola, our obvious Duelmaster! -- LP

Yep, Big Bones, don't be my Raging Bull... -- Wonderface

Welcome to all the new teams!  Our beloved arena is bouncing again and again... -- LP

Kalronath -- I am a woman, sir!  You should be ashamed!  I am going to challenge you
back and this time don't hit me! -- Gwennolay

Nyderawyn -- My, you're a big one!  You're supposed to hit people with that thing, ya
know? -- Shaviola

All -- I thank you for the compliments, I shall try to bring honor to Shadowspire
wherever I may end up. -- Shaviola

Malle Pennelis -- You scared me there for a second!  That furious slash wasn't fun!
-- Benedict

Lugg Opar -- Wow, you can go a long time!  I tried to swing, but it didn't seem to
work. -- Archon

Punt -- I am learning the right stuff!  Thanks for the skills. -- Nikus

Ausubel -- Sorry to take your perfect record away but that was a long fight. --
Shelena

Snide Clemens -- What, no love for a TP that jumped up 21 points in her first fight
or are we TPs just despised that much? -- Shelena

     You think Snide reads the personals?  Dream on.

Bernadette -- You gave me a sound beating.  I deserved it, but thank you for the DF
point. -- Galronias

Jex -- Good job beating the crud out of me.  I didn't think I could withstand so much
damage but now I know. -- Marksky

GFE -- We are all truely sorry for your loss of Mericar. -- Darkathias

GFE -- I am so sorry Mericar fell; I know that is life on the sands but she was a
good gladiator. -- Raven Skye

Gwennolay -- I am so sorry I stole your thunder; I know you said it was your time to
shine, maybe in your next match. -- Kalronath

All -- I just wanted to say all in all we didn't do too badly in our first outing.
Let's see how it goes from here. -- Darkathias

Vanek -- No one should have issues with your gameplay, should they. -- Grimm

Shaviola -- Grats on the throne, you rank as one of the special warriors of this
great city.  Good luck on the Isle. -- Grimm

Rascally Rabbit -- Welcome to Shadowspire. -- Grimm

Flaccus -- Tsk tsk, you can never Squash a pillar twice. -- Squashapillar

Cicero -- Match 3 is on if things work as they should. -- Angeroo

Elephant -- Truly amazing to single handedly drive a manager and a team out.  Will
you chase them across Alastari. -- Grimm

     Should be fun to watch.

Shadowspire -- I think I may be a villian, wow.  The first thing I am going to do is
change my uniform, everything is black, and I won't wear any knickers. -- Grimm

Grats Housman -- Always nice to get an AB out.  I have to know since you only got
your Adex Attack 2 turns ago, what in the name of god numbers do you have. -- Grimm

Shaviola -- I will try one last turn for a match that I believe will be very
memorable for me.  Oh, wait, what does this say I am challenging Victor too, thought
that was Porcupain. -- Snoopy

Shadowspire -- The band Dethklok is breaking up... that's what I get for using a "B"
rollup sheet here.  Their survival depended on the DA rollups last turn, and they
came back bad.  I would have been looking at 4 more DAs this turn, just to keep
Nathan, a mutant lunger 14-6-19-11-21-6-12 after some burning.  So, goodbye for now,
I'll be back soonish with a new team! -- Buri

Four new teams!  It is great to see Shadowspire rise above 30 teams again! -- Nomad
and the Guild

Housman and Shaviola make it to the Isle, two more for the city of Shadowspire.
Congrats to the Lord Protectors! -- Nomad and the Guild

Patroclus -- A nice fight all around.  Good learns and a win.  Many thanks. -- Turin

Doppleganger -- I think I may need to adjust that desperation strategy.  I thought I
had that fight, but then things got ugly quick. -- Jager

Earth Elemental -- Looked like an easy target, did I?!  As predicted, I now have a
winning streak!  Can I get three in a row? -- Ziggy the winner!

Fidget -- Uhm.  Ouch. -- Snackpack

Kiss My Grits -- I'm one turn from graduating, so I'm okay with the loss, I just
didn't want to die.  Of course, I just jinxed myself, so I'm sure by the time this
goes to print, I am dead.  Darn it. -- Maceo

Nikus -- It's a subtle tactic, "get your opponent out of range, fast!" -- Lugg Opar

Our congratulations to Shaviola and A.E. Houseman. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

Vaca -- No surprise there.  Thanks for the skills. -- Nin Quayne

Growler -- Okay, that was ebarrassing.  I wonder if I can persuade Jorja that it was
a bad style match?  I'm not sure she BELIEVES in bad style matches.... -- Kirlua
Noris

Archon -- What the heck were you doing LOSING to me?  You're messing up my plans. --
Lugg Opar

Benedict -- Oh... I was expecting eggs. -- Malle Pennelis

Tom Wolfe -- I liked it better the other way. -- Poli Sarchis

Despite Grimm's objections to me being "nice" in the personals, I'd still like to
extend a warm welcome to High Order, W.S.W.I.B.G.C, The Mothership, and GFE!  I hope
you guys enjoy your stay here as much as I have!  Good luck guys! -- Vanek, Manager
of Warmasters
P.S.  Welcome back Lurocian Scholars!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TYDEUS was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OAKHURST was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
SCREAMER was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
E.V.E. was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a popular 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
TOODLES was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena competition.
PATROCLUS bested CREIDDY LAD in a popular 3 minute Bloodfeud duel.
DAWN CERES viciously subdued SUBPRIME RIB in a 1 minute bloody Bloodfeud match.
BOWTIE BOB handily defeated VACA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
'69 FAIRLANE COBRA vanquished FIDGET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SINISTER SNOOPY was vanquished by SHAVIOLA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SNACKPACK overpowered SHILLELAGH TOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
MADDENED MEERKAT overpowered BIG BONES BILLIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
VICTOR was devastated by PORCUPAIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
HEINRIK subdued VIRGINIA WOOLF in a popular 1 minute master's Challenge match.
NARYAK handily defeated A.E. HOUSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
TURIN was unbelievably bested by MADAM MARIE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
GUTTER BALL was outwaited by JAKLAK in a tiresome 23 minute Challenge fray.
SUICIDE SEED was viciously subdued by '66 CORVETTE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FLACCUS overpowered LUGG OPAR in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
PETRONIUS was overpowered by MR WIGGLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HOLY SHIITAKE bested GROWLER in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
VELVETEEN beat ALP ARSLAN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BENEDICT vanquished TYGER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge match.
GLOOM vanquished CHARLES MARTEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
MARCO POLO defeated SQUASHAPILLAR in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
JUNEBUG was luckily beaten by ARCHON in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
NO DICE SON slimly won victory over ZIGGY PIKE in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
SAXO GRAMMATICUS was demolished by KNUT SUNDERHELM in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
LIZZIE DUSK lost to SKINNER in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
HARRISON overpowered BANK SHOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
WALKER PERCY handily defeated MALLE PENNELIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SPORK outlasted TRUMAN CAPOTE in a crowd boring 11 minute Challenge fight.
AENEAS was overcome by CAZADOR in a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
PAVLOV defeated LIZARD MAN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GWENNOLAY was narrowly defeated by KALRONATH in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
GAMBLE handily defeated LADY DEATHWHISPER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TOTORO dispatched LEELA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PLAN COLUMBIA was devastated by MAXENTIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
FIGURE 8 devastated MEDUSA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
HOOK overpowered HOWLER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MACEO handily defeated CICERO in a 3 minute gory uneven match.
FIMNAR beat PIT FIEND in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal veteran's duel.
KISS MY GRITS was handily defeated by NIN QUAYNE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
'68 ROAD RUNNER luckily beat MAGIC RAT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute expert's duel.
ZOG CORNERSTONE slimly won victory over ANGEROO in a unpopular 12 minute gory duel.
PIZZARRHEA was bested by DOPPLEGANGER in a 1 minute master's match.
'71 MACH ONE handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TOM WOLFE was savagely defeated by PUNT in a 1 minute brutal fight.
PANDERA PAX savagely defeated JAGER VON DRACHEN in a 1 minute gory duel.
FIVE overpowered SISI BA-NETERU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
WONDERFACE demolished KIRLUA NORIS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
NIKUS was subdued by BUNNY FOO FOO in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran battle.
POLI SARCHIS viciously subdued EYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal contest.
AUSUBEL was viciously subdued by MOLLUSQUOME in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
MANX luckily beat FLAVOR TO GO in a exciting 1 minute brutal brawl.
VYGOTSKY devastated WITCHBLADE in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BOUNCY BUNNY lost to MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 2 minute gory novice's struggle.
EARTH ELEMENTAL bested SURE SHOT in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
REXCE savagely defeated GM CORN in a 2 minute gruesome novice's match.
GALRONIAS was subdued by JULIETTE in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
RAVEN SKYE was handily defeated by RENTON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MARKSKY was overpowered by '77 GREMLIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHELENA subdued GREGORY PALAMAS in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
LADY VASHJ overpowered SUMNER in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
JERSEY DEVIL slaughtered HELEO KHAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
QUINN vanquished ORTING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TUKWILLA delivered the death blow upon BAHAMUT in a 1 minute beginner's match.
WASHSOUGAL beat DEUCE in a 2 minute novice's match.
SNARLER beat MEAN JOHN BROWN in a 2 minute gory novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         TOTAL PARRY       81 -  64 -  2      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         WALL OF STEEL     64 -  51 -  3      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         LUNGING ATTACK    92 -  79 -  6      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         SLASHING ATTACK   54 -  48 -  5      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  29 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    11         STRIKING ATTACK  109 - 125 - 10      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         AIMED BLOW        50 -  63 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         BASHING ATTACK    52 -  66 -  7      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     44 -  56 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-STRIKE      33 -  54 -  2      38  |

Turn 115 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 12         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  6         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 10     AIMED BLOW         3 -  7         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  8         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  6                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  8                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  BOWTIE BOB 930             19  10  1  143 FUCHI OWNED (54)
STRIKING ATTACK  '69 FAIRLANE COBRA 1007    13   5  1  118 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
TOTAL PARRY      '68 ROAD RUNNER 747        24  12  0  114 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MACEO 928                  17  12  1  104 FUCHI OWNED (54)
WALL OF STEEL    NIN QUAYNE 1552            10   7  0  104 MIDDLE WAY 12 (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   VACA 1210                  23  17  1   92 SUMMERBORN (104)
AIMED BLOW       MAGIC RAT 1317             17  14  0   83 JUNGLELAND (103)
BASHING ATTACK   FIVE 1572                   5   1  1   62 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARCO POLO 1375            13   8  1   61 DARQUE AGES (29)
PARRY-LUNGE      BENEDICT 1470               8   6  0   46 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FIMNAR 1053.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MAGIC RAT 1317.  The ten other most popular fighters were PIT FIEND 1344, JUNEBUG 
1543, MOLLUSQUOME 1629, TURIN 1486, AENEAS 1558, CREIDDY LAD 1484, FIMNAR 1053, 
AUSUBEL 270, TOODLES 1646, and '66 CORVETTE 1036.

The least popular fighter this week was GUTTER BALL 1361.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JAKLAK 1430, ANGEROO 1452, SPORK 1562, CAZADOR 1578, ORTING 
1626, MARKSKY 1600, RAVEN SKYE 1599, GM CORN 1610, KIRLUA NORIS 1549, and JAGER VON 
DRACHEN 1341.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BOWTIE BOB (81-930) FUCHI OWNED (54)
MACEO (81-928) FUCHI OWNED (54)
SINISTER SNOOPY (81-1069) FURRY FURY (25)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

A.E. HOUSMAN (81-1306) LITERATE LOONS (40)
SHAVIOLA (81-1322) OF WOLF AND MAN (57)