DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/19/2011 Duedate: 11/01/2011
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-125
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PATROCLUS
ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
(81-1410) [17-8-2,132]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PATROCLUS BRUSSEL SPROUTS
ARCHAIC CHAOS (111) FOOD (130)
(81-1410) [17-8-2,132] (81-1688) [4-2-0,57]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DOPPLEGANGER VICTOR
MONSTER MANUAL (87) WARMASTERS (15)
(81-1382) [16-17-0,82] (81-1369) [17-16-1,87]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OTTO'S DINER (96)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BOND-AGE (133) 56
2. JUNGLELAND (103) 56 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
3. FURRY FURY (25) 54 Unchartered Team
4. FOOD (130) 49
5. DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 40 BOND-AGE (133)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 359 260 14 58.0 1/ 1 OTTO'S DINER (96) 11 4 0
2/ 3 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 237 183 14 56.4 2/13 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128) 10 5 0
3/ 5 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 337 284 11 54.3 3/ 6 LITERATE LOONS (40) 9 6 1
4/ 6 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128) 32 27 2 54.2 4/ 3 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 9 6 0
5/ 4 SUMMERBORN (104) 134 115 13 53.8 5/ 2 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) 8 7 0
6/ 8 JUNGLELAND (103) 140 122 4 53.4 6/ 8 WARMASTERS (15) 8 7 0
7/ 7 DARQUE AGES (29) 271 240 13 53.0 7/ 4 THE RED BLADES (88) 8 7 0
8/ 9 OTTO'S DINER (96) 164 146 5 52.9 8/14 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111) 7 3 1
9/10 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) 153 142 5 51.9 9/21 FURRY FURY (25) 7 8 2
10/11 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 309 288 13 51.8 10/ 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 7 8 1
11/12 WARMASTERS (15) 315 298 24 51.4 11/18 JUNGLELAND (103) 7 8 1
12/13 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 319 303 15 51.3 12/11 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 7 8 0
13/26*BOND-AGE (133) 5 5 0 50.0 13/12 MONSTER MANUAL (87) 7 8 0
14/15 LITERATE LOONS (40) 298 325 13 47.8 14/16*FOOD (130) 7 8 0
15-16 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68) 26 29 4 47.3 15/10*RAIN DOGS (132) 6 9 0
16/17 THE RED BLADES (88) 156 177 9 46.8 16-17 FUZZY BUNNIES (110) 5 0 0
17/23*FOOD (130) 14 16 0 46.7 17/26*BOND-AGE (133) 5 5 0
18/19 FURRY FURY (25) 181 214 9 45.8 18/ 7 SUMMERBORN (104) 5 10 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18 GFE (126) 24 29 2 45.3 19/ 9 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 5 10 0
20/21 MONSTER MANUAL (87) 149 194 5 43.4 20/15 MY TOP RATED (129) 5 10 0
21/14*RAIN DOGS (132) 13 17 0 43.3 21/19 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 5 10 0
22/20 MY TOP RATED (129) 21 29 0 42.0 22/20 GFE (126) 4 11 0
23-22 FUZZY BUNNIES (110) 64 90 3 41.6 23/23 DARQUE AGES (29) 3 10 0
24/24 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111) 68 102 7 40.0 24-24 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68) 2 2 0
25-25*DEUS EX MACHINA (131) 7 18 0 28.0 25-22*DEUS EX MACHINA (131) 2 8 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Huh! Check your thermometers and break out your diaries!! It's officially a
cold day... uh... when you would otherwise expect it to be hot... er, umm...
Anyway-- It's ME! Patroclus! The guy voted "Most Likely to Make a Meal for the
Shewish Giant!" I made it here at last!! I'm not gonna change the decor of the
room, or the throne or anything. H.S. left it under a pile of spongy cushions in
soft browns and yellows, and who am I to complain? I probably won't be here after
the next turn, so I'll just enjoy it while I may.
I won't challenge anyone-- I hate down-challengin' THAT much! So hey! C'mon
and 'step right up' and all that stuff! Marco, I'll be expectin' you!!
Patroclus
SPY REPORT
Okay, you guys, Novgorodny Vir took the basic notes, so bear with me when he
misses things. He notes that the Mothership went 3-2-0 and moved up by 11, whether
points or positions he doesn't say. Furry Fury moved up significantly, from 21st to
9th. No note about their win/loss, but it must've been good. Summerborn dropped by
11, probably points. Bond-Age moved up by 9, again, probably points.
Flavor to Go had the biggest personal point gain at twenty. Five had the
biggest loss at sixteen. Same fight.
The duelmaster got the most challenges, ten in number.
Jungleland was most avoided, and of those avoiding them, Warmasters were doing
it the most.
There were a total of fifty-nine fights, which is down, but that's life. Three
standbys fought. A total of twenty-eight challenges, five to the Dark Arena, no
bloodfeuds.
In the interests of moving things along, since the fights were delayed today,
I'm going to try to be brief. Otherwise, the hands are going on to some other job,
and I can't type without 'em.
The Dark Arena, five would-be gladiators who were not given a chance:
DAX (81-1768) (0-0-0,0) of FURRY FURY DA challenged STONE GOLEM (81-26) (0-0-
0,40) of DARK ARENA. DAX was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena
fight.
HAL FOUR (81-1769) (0-0-0,0) of CLAN LONGBEARD DA challenged BLACK ORC (81-20)
(0-0-0,60) of DARK ARENA. HAL FOUR was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark
Arena duel.
OTTO'S DIAPER BAG (81-1771) (0-0-0,0) of AMERICAN MUSCLE DA challenged SHEWISH
GIANT (81-21) (0-0-0,55) of DARK ARENA. OTTO'S DIAPER BAG was murdered by SHEWISH
GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HAL FIVE (81-1770) (0-0-0,0) of CLAN LONGBEARD DA challenged BLACK ORC (81-20)
(0-0-0,60) of DARK ARENA. HAL FIVE was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in an action
packed 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
PAPA SERF (81-1763) (0-0-0,0) of DARQUE AGES DA challenged BLACK ORC (81-20) (0-
0-0,60) of DARK ARENA. PAPA SERF was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark
Arena fight.
The random matches, beginning with rookies:
ROSA KLEBB (81-1765) (0-0-0,0) of BOND-AGE fought EMBEZZLING SCRIBE (81-5) (0-0-
0,20) of Fine Imported Standbys. ROSA KLEBB defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute
amateur's brawl.
'67 FIREBIRD (81-1773) (0-0-0,0) of AMERICAN MUSCLE fought PURPLE WORM (81-1775)
(0-0-0,0) of MONSTER MANUAL. '67 FIREBIRD was bested by PURPLE WORM in a 1 minute
novice's bout.
ODDJOB (81-1766) (0-0-0,0) of BOND-AGE fought TAMERLANE (81-1764) (0-0-0,0) of
DARQUE AGES. ODDJOB vanquished TAMERLANE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ZARLENE (81-1726) (1-3-0,6) of GFE fought WYNDHAM LEWIS (81-1776) (0-0-0,0) of
LITERATE LOONS. ZARLENE bested WYNDHAM LEWIS in a 2 minute novice's bout.
GERANIUM SYLVATICUM (81-1728) (2-2-1,9) of SUMMERBORN fought '69 GTO JUDGE (81-
1772) (0-0-0,0) of AMERICAN MUSCLE. GERANIUM SYLVATICUM was demolished by '69 GTO
JUDGE in a 4 minute mismatched battle.
HARRY KRUSHNA (81-1756) (0-1-0,1) of RAIN DOGS fought OLD MOE (81-1767) (0-0-
0,0) of FURRY FURY. HARRY KRUSHNA was butchered by OLD MOE in a 1 minute mismatched
fight. Oops.
MARTILN (81-1742) (1-1-0,7) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought DROW (81-1774) (0-0-0,0) of
MONSTER MANUAL. MARTILN was bested by DROW in a 3 minute novice's battle.
JOSEPH MITCHELL (81-1746) (1-1-0,12) of LITERATE LOONS fought BAG-O-MEAT (81-
1762) (0-0-0,0) of OTTO'S DINER. JOSEPH MITCHELL devastated BAG-O-MEAT in a 1 minute
one-sided conflict.
MICHELLE (81-1622) (3-7-0,16) of GFE fought KRONSTEEN (81-1748) (0-1-0,1) of
BOND-AGE. MICHELLE was overpowered by KRONSTEEN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
Seems like these Bond-Age dudes are cleaning up. I count three wins so far.
JERSEY DEVIL (81-1638) (5-5-1,21) of JUNGLELAND fought TITAN (81-1672) (1-7-
0,10) of MONSTER MANUAL. JERSEY DEVIL handily defeated TITAN in a 1 minute brutal
one-sided bout.
ZADIE SMITH (81-1701) (5-1-0,16) of LITERATE LOONS fought OSKSI NOBLE (81-3) (0-
0-0,10) of Fine Imported Standbys. ZADIE SMITH won victory over OSKSI NOBLE in a 3
minute brutal match.
TARA THE RED (81-1698) (4-1-0,20) of RAIN DOGS fought HYPNOTIZE (81-1679) (2-5-
0,20) of MY TOP RATED. TARA THE RED defeated HYPNOTIZE in a 2 minute competition.
HIGGS BOSON (81-1697) (2-3-0,9) of RAIN DOGS fought TOSSED SALAD (81-1686) (0-5-
0,7) of FOOD. HIGGS BOSON was viciously subdued by TOSSED SALAD in a popular 3
minute gruesome bout.
NIGHT LIES (81-1663) (2-7-0,13) of MY TOP RATED fought LITTLE DARLING (81-1700)
(3-3-0,19) of SUMMERBORN. NIGHT LIES overpowered LITTLE DARLING in a 1 minute one-
sided battle.
PEREGRINE (81-1694) (2-3-0,14) of RAIN DOGS fought RONIN ZEN (81-1704) (2-3-
1,15) of ARCHAIC CHAOS. PEREGRINE was handily defeated by RONIN ZEN in a 1 minute
brutal one-sided conflict. Okay, there's a win for Archaic Chaos. You wanted to be
mentioned, you're getting it.
VALAK (81-1650) (4-5-0,24) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought ONION RINGS (81-1684) (3-2-
0,20) of FOOD. VALAK was devastated by ONION RINGS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MEAN JOHN BROWN (81-1648) (4-5-0,30) of JUNGLELAND fought MILAREPA (81-1695) (3-
2-0,26) of RAIN DOGS. MEAN JOHN BROWN vanquished MILAREPA in a 1 minute one-sided
conflict.
LIZARD MAN (81-1544) (5-11-0,42) of MONSTER MANUAL fought LIZZIE DUSK (81-1538)
(9-8-0,37) of THE RED BLADES. LIZARD MAN devastated LIZZIE DUSK in a 1 minute
mismatched match.
KNUT SUNDERHELM (81-1569) (7-8-2,34) of DRAGONBANE GUILD fought SUBPRIME RIB
(81-1567) (9-6-1,41) of OTTO'S DINER. KNUT SUNDERHELM savagely defeated SUBPRIME RIB
in an action packed 4 minute battle.
TOM WOLFE (81-1467) (11-13-2,55) of LITERATE LOONS fought BUCK DICH (81-1660)
(6-3-0,28) of MY TOP RATED. TOM WOLFE savagely slew BUCK DICH in an action packed 2
minute brutal competition. Nasty guy, this Wolfe.
DAWN CERES (81-1573) (7-7-0,45) of THE RED BLADES fought AMBITIOUS GUARD (81-9)
(0-0-0,40) of Fine Imported Standbys. DAWN CERES overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1
minute bloody one-sided duel. That's all three standbys down.
TRUMAN CAPOTE (81-1577) (7-7-0,46) of LITERATE LOONS fought JUNEBUG (81-1543)
(8-8-2,44) of SUMMERBORN. TRUMAN CAPOTE subdued JUNEBUG in a popular 1 minute duel.
JULIETTE (81-1630) (8-3-0,58) of SUMMERBORN fought BRUSSEL SPROUTS (81-1688) (3-
2-0,38) of FOOD. JULIETTE was subdued by BRUSSEL SPROUTS in a 1 minute conflict.
PANDERA PAX (81-1406) (12-13-1,62) of ARCHAIC CHAOS fought MOLLUSQUOME (81-1629)
(8-3-1,50) of LA PENTARCHIE. PANDERA PAX overcame MOLLUSQUOME in an exciting 1
minute fight.
'71 MACH ONE (81-952) (19-12-0,86) of AMERICAN MUSCLE fought BIG BONES BILLIE
(81-1442) (14-11-1,59) of JUNGLELAND. '71 MACH ONE subdued BIG BONES BILLIE in an
exciting 1 minute master's match.
PORCUPAIN (81-1453) (13-12-1,85) of FURRY FURY fought ALP ARSLAN (81-1473) (10-
12-0,61) of DARQUE AGES. PORCUPAIN slaughtered ALP ARSLAN in a 1 minute mismatched
fight. I think this is the third daylight death so far.
VICTOR (81-1369) (17-15-1,98) of WARMASTERS fought ARCHON (81-1390) (20-11-0,75)
of OF WOLF AND MAN. VICTOR was narrowly defeated by ARCHON in an exciting 12 minute
bloody expert's bout.
FIDGET (81-1403) (18-12-2,91) of LA PENTARCHIE fought CHARLES MARTEL (81-1346)
(16-17-2,88) of DARQUE AGES. FIDGET overpowered CHARLES MARTEL in a 1 minute one-
sided fight.
JAKLAK (81-1430) (17-10-0,95) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382)
(16-16-0,78) of MONSTER MANUAL. JAKLAK unbelievably bested DOPPLEGANGER in an
exciting 3 minute brutal veteran's fray.
PABST (81-823) (11-4-0,93) of ALE HOUSE MERCS fought WONDERFACE (81-1522) (11-8-
0,69) of LA PENTARCHIE. PABST unbelievably bested WONDERFACE in a popular 4 minute
gory bout.
SHILLELAGH TOR (81-1294) (22-19-1,111) of THE RED BLADES fought MARCO POLO (81-
1375) (18-12-2,101) of DARQUE AGES. SHILLELAGH TOR was handily defeated by MARCO
POLO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
Ah, the challenges!
IRONHEAD (81-1722) (3-1-0,10) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged ODDBALL (81-1747)
(2-0-0,20) of THE MOTHERSHIP 011. Up 10. IRONHEAD outlasted ODDBALL in a popular 8
minute beginner's Challenge duel.
MISS MISERY (81-1725) (3-1-0,14) of MY TOP RATED challenged FISH TACO (81-1687)
(3-2-0,18) of FOOD. Up 4. MISS MISERY was defeated by FISH TACO in an exciting 2
minute gruesome Challenge bout.
AMERICAN MUSSELS (81-1757) (1-0-0,6) of OTTO'S DINER challenged YUK HE (81-1685)
(1-4-0,7) of FOOD. Up 1. AMERICAN MUSSELS vanquished YUK HE in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge match.
ANTENOR (81-1731) (2-1-0,8) of ARCHAIC CHAOS challenged '69 GTX (81-1715) (3-2-
0,21) of AMERICAN MUSCLE. Up 13. ANTENOR demolished '69 GTX in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge fight. A second win for Archaic Chaos.
TEE HEE JOHNSON (81-1752) (1-0-0,6) of BOND-AGE challenged HADRIAN (81-1739) (1-
1-0,14) of WARMASTERS. Up 8. TEE HEE JOHNSON lost to HADRIAN in a popular 3 minute
amateur's Challenge fray. Ah, and a loss for Bond-Age!
NICK NACK (81-1750) (0-1-0,1) of BOND-AGE challenged PETER PAN (81-1759) (1-0-
0,11) of LA PENTARCHIE. Up 10. NICK NACK subdued PETER PAN in a 2 minute beginner's
Challenge bout. Which should make Bond-Age 4-1. That's good, and Vir didn't see fit
to mention it. I can't follow all of them every time, because there ISN'T time, but
I can track a couple of teams down through the fights. Let me know if you want the
attention.
OLD THUMPER (81-1707) (2-4-0,12) of ALE HOUSE MERCS challenged BONY LOUIS SOL
(81-1681) (3-3-1,17) of THE RED BLADES. Up 5. OLD THUMPER was overpowered by BONY
LOUIS SOL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
KING OF ROCK (81-1709) (4-1-0,19) of MY TOP RATED challenged LANEL (81-1619) (6-
4-0,22) of GFE. Up 3. KING OF ROCK was bested by LANEL in a 2 minute Challenge
contest.
LAODAMEIA (81-1713) (3-1-0,25) of ARCHAIC CHAOS challenged GREMLIN STEW (81-
1710) (5-0-0,24) of OTTO'S DINER. Down 1. LAODAMEIA was outlasted by GREMLIN STEW
in a unpopular 14 minute Challenge fight. And a loss for Archaic Chaos, what's that,
2-1 now? I'm not seeing any others. Doesn't mean they aren't out here, but I'm not
seeing 'em. Sorry. Must be the rain.
MOUNTAIN GOAT (81-1636) (6-5-1,26) of THE MOTHERSHIP 011 challenged FEOHR (81-
1737) (3-0-0,24) of CLAN LONGBEARD. Down 2. MOUNTAIN GOAT viciously subdued FEOHR
in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SUSAN (81-1665) (5-3-0,28) of GFE challenged GWENNOLAY (81-1631) (5-6-0,33) of
OF WOLF AND MAN. Up 5. SUSAN was overpowered by GWENNOLAY in a 1 minute mismatched
Challenge brawl.
GAMBLE (81-1635) (5-6-0,33) of THE MOTHERSHIP 011 challenged CAZADOR (81-1578)
(7-7-0,30) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. Down 3. GAMBLE bested CAZADOR in a 2 minute
gruesome Challenge duel.
HARP (81-744) (10-9-0,45) of ALE HOUSE MERCS challenged NIKUS (81-1583) (7-7-
1,50) of OF WOLF AND MAN. Up 5. HARP was handily defeated by NIKUS in a popular 1
minute uneven Challenge fight.
KIRIN ICHIBAN (81-1680) (5-2-0,49) of ALE HOUSE MERCS challenged BERNADETTE (81-
1618) (6-4-1,56) of GFE. Up 7. KIRIN ICHIBAN devastated BERNADETTE in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge bout.
FLAVOR TO GO (81-1633) (6-5-0,63) of THE MOTHERSHIP 011 challenged FIVE (81-
1572) (9-6-1,77) of LA PENTARCHIE. Up 14. FLAVOR TO GO devastated FIVE in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge battle. This was the fight that led to major point
movements.
BECK (81-743) (10-9-0,60) of ALE HOUSE MERCS challenged SQUASHAPILLAR (81-1478)
(9-14-1,66) of FURRY FURY. Up 6. BECK was subdued by SQUASHAPILLAR in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
SISI BA-NETERU (81-1488) (11-10-2,66) of THE RED BLADES challenged SPORK (81-
1562) (11-5-0,66) of OTTO'S DINER. Straight across. SISI BA-NETERU was beaten by
SPORK in an exciting 5 minute Challenge fight.
QUINN (81-1634) (6-5-1,70) of THE MOTHERSHIP 011 challenged ZIGGY PIKE (81-1487)
(9-13-0,72) of DRAGONBANE GUILD. Up 2. QUINN was narrowly defeated by ZIGGY PIKE in
an exciting 4 minute Challenge fight.
MAGIC RAT (81-1317) (21-18-0,81) of JUNGLELAND challenged BENEDICT (81-1470)
(13-10-0,82) of OF WOLF AND MAN. Up 1. MAGIC RAT overpowered BENEDICT in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge duel.
ANGEROO (81-1452) (15-10-0,74) of FURRY FURY challenged FLACCUS (81-1455) (12-
12-1,97) of WARMASTERS. Up 23. ANGEROO outwaited FLACCUS in an action packed 7
minute expert's Challenge duel.
MADAM MARIE (81-1356) (23-11-0,80) of JUNGLELAND challenged CICERO (81-1266)
(24-18-0,107) of WARMASTERS. Up 27. MADAM MARIE viciously subdued CICERO in a 8
minute veteran's Challenge competition.
JAGER VON DRACHEN (81-1341) (18-18-0,90) of DRAGONBANE GUILD challenged CREIDDY
LAD (81-1484) (13-9-2,97) of SUMMERBORN. Up 7. JAGER VON DRACHEN won victory over
CREIDDY LAD in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
And for the title:
MAXENTIUS (81-1591) (9-3-0,101) of WARMASTERS challenged PATROCLUS (81-1410)
(16-8-2,123) of ARCHAIC CHAOS. Up 22. MAXENTIUS was luckily beaten by PATROCLUS in
a 2 minute Challenge Title competition. Another win for Archaic Chaos, and
congratulations to Patroclus, also. Bold try, Maxie, maybe another day.
Larkin
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PATROCLUS 1410 17 8 2 132 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARCO POLO 1375 19 12 2 114 DARQUE AGES (29)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAGER VON DRACHEN 1341 19 18 0 101 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
FIDGET 1403 19 12 2 100 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
MADAM MARIE 1356 24 11 0 99 JUNGLELAND (103)
MAXENTIUS 1591 9 4 0 98 WARMASTERS (15)
JAKLAK 1430 18 10 0 97 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
PORCUPAIN 1453 14 12 2 97 FURRY FURY (25)
PABST 823 12 4 0 95 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
MAGIC RAT 1317 22 18 0 94 JUNGLELAND (103)
SHILLELAGH TOR 1294 22 20 1 92 THE RED BLADES (88)
ARCHON 1390 21 11 0 92 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
CICERO 1266 24 19 0 91 WARMASTERS (15)
ANGEROO 1452 16 10 0 91 FURRY FURY (25)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CREIDDY LAD 1484 13 10 2 89 SUMMERBORN (104)
'71 MACH ONE 952 20 12 0 88 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
VICTOR 1369 17 16 1 87 WARMASTERS (15)
FLACCUS 1455 12 13 1 85 WARMASTERS (15)
FLAVOR TO GO 1633 7 5 0 83 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
DOPPLEGANGER 1382 16 17 0 82 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
CHARLES MARTEL 1346 16 18 2 81 DARQUE AGES (29)
ZIGGY PIKE 1487 10 13 0 78 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
WONDERFACE 1522 11 9 0 75 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
SQUASHAPILLAR 1478 10 14 1 73 FURRY FURY (25)
BENEDICT 1470 13 11 0 72 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
SPORK 1562 12 5 0 72 OTTO'S DINER (96)
QUINN 1634 6 6 1 69 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
PANDERA PAX 1406 13 13 1 68 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SISI BA-NETERU 1488 11 11 2 66 THE RED BLADES (88)
-BUNNY FOO FOO 1476 10 5 0 66 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
TOM WOLFE 1467 12 13 3 65 LITERATE LOONS (40)
BIG BONES BILLIE 1442 14 12 1 64 JUNGLELAND (103)
KIRIN ICHIBAN 1680 6 2 0 64 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
FIVE 1572 9 7 1 61 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
NIKUS 1583 8 7 1 61 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-VELVETEEN 1431 9 8 0 59 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
BECK 743 10 10 0 57 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
BRUSSEL SPROUTS 1688 4 2 0 57 FOOD (130)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAWN CERES 1573 8 7 0 55 THE RED BLADES (88)
LIZARD MAN 1544 6 11 0 52 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
TRUMAN CAPOTE 1577 8 7 0 50 LITERATE LOONS (40)
KNUT SUNDERHELM 1569 8 8 2 48 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
MOLLUSQUOME 1629 8 4 1 48 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
JULIETTE 1630 8 4 0 44 SUMMERBORN (104)
BERNADETTE 1618 6 5 1 43 GFE (126)
GWENNOLAY 1631 6 6 0 43 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
MEAN JOHN BROWN 1648 5 5 0 41 JUNGLELAND (103)
HARP 744 10 10 0 40 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
JUNEBUG 1543 8 9 2 40 SUMMERBORN (104)
GAMBLE 1635 6 6 0 38 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
-COOL BREEZE 596 5 4 1 37 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
LIZZIE DUSK 1538 9 9 0 36 THE RED BLADES (88)
-KESEY 566 5 7 1 36 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
SUBPRIME RIB 1567 9 7 1 35 OTTO'S DINER (96)
MOUNTAIN GOAT 1636 7 5 1 35 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
-CAPTAIN TRIPS 567 7 5 1 34 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MR WIGGLES 1477 8 7 1 33 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MAXIMUM WHAM 1691 4 1 0 33 DEUS EX MACHINA (131)
-THE HERMIT 620 2 3 1 33 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
ONION RINGS 1684 4 2 0 32 FOOD (130)
CAZADOR 1578 7 8 0 29 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
JERSEY DEVIL 1638 6 5 1 29 JUNGLELAND (103)
-TOTORO 1594 3 4 1 29 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
LANEL 1619 7 4 0 28 GFE (126)
GREMLIN STEW 1710 6 0 0 28 OTTO'S DINER (96)
-BOUNCY BUNNY 1587 5 3 0 27 FUZZY BUNNIES (110)
BONY LOUIS SOL 1681 4 3 1 27 THE RED BLADES (88)
ANTENOR 1731 3 1 0 27 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
TARA THE RED 1698 5 1 0 26 RAIN DOGS (132)
FISH TACO 1687 4 2 0 26 FOOD (130)
RONIN ZEN 1704 3 3 1 26 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
NIGHT LIES 1663 3 7 0 26 MY TOP RATED (129)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VON ERIKSON 1692 2 3 0 23 DEUS EX MACHINA (131)
FEOHR 1737 3 1 0 21 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
IRONHEAD 1722 4 1 0 20 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
JOSEPH MITCHELL 1746 2 1 0 20 LITERATE LOONS (40)
ZADIE SMITH 1701 6 1 0 19 LITERATE LOONS (40)
SUSAN 1665 5 4 0 19 GFE (126)
KRONSTEEN 1748 1 1 0 19 BOND-AGE (133)
VALAK 1650 4 6 0 18 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
LAODAMEIA 1713 3 2 0 18 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
AMERICAN MUSSELS 1757 2 0 0 18 OTTO'S DINER (96)
HADRIAN 1739 2 1 0 18 WARMASTERS (15)
KING OF ROCK 1709 4 2 0 17 MY TOP RATED (129)
MILAREPA 1695 3 3 0 17 RAIN DOGS (132)
MICHELLE 1622 3 8 0 17 GFE (126)
HYPNOTIZE 1679 2 6 0 16 MY TOP RATED (129)
TOSSED SALAD 1686 1 5 0 16 FOOD (130)
ROSA KLEBB 1765 1 0 0 16 BOND-AGE (133)
'69 GTO JUDGE 1772 1 0 0 15 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
ODDBALL 1747 2 1 0 14 THE MOTHERSHIP 011 (128)
LITTLE DARLING 1700 3 4 0 13 SUMMERBORN (104)
NICK NACK 1750 1 1 0 13 BOND-AGE (133)
'69 GTX 1715 3 3 0 12 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
OLD MOE 1767 1 0 1 12 FURRY FURY (25)
MISS MISERY 1725 3 2 0 11 MY TOP RATED (129)
OLD THUMPER 1707 2 5 0 11 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
TITAN 1672 1 8 0 11 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
GERANIUM SYLVATICUM 1728 2 3 1 10 SUMMERBORN (104)
ZARLENE 1726 2 3 0 10 GFE (126)
PEREGRINE 1694 2 4 0 10 RAIN DOGS (132)
HIGGS BOSON 1697 2 4 0 10 RAIN DOGS (132)
DROW 1774 1 0 0 10 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
ODDJOB 1766 1 0 0 10 BOND-AGE (133)
YUK HE 1685 1 5 0 8 FOOD (130)
TEE HEE JOHNSON 1752 1 1 0 6 BOND-AGE (133)
PURPLE WORM 1775 1 0 0 5 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
MARTILN 1742 1 2 0 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
PETER PAN 1759 1 1 0 4 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
-KRILL 1727 0 4 0 4 DEUS EX MACHINA (131)
WYNDHAM LEWIS 1776 0 1 0 1 LITERATE LOONS (40)
'67 FIREBIRD 1773 0 1 0 1 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
-LEAP LIGHTNING 1755 0 1 0 1 DEUS EX MACHINA (131)
BAG-O-MEAT 1762 0 1 0 1 OTTO'S DINER (96)
TAMERLANE 1764 0 1 0 1 DARQUE AGES (29)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
OTTO'S DIAPER BA 1771 0 1 0 AMERICAN MUSCLE 43 SHEWISH GIANT 125 NONE
HAL FIVE 1770 0 1 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39 BLACK ORC 125 NONE
HAL FOUR 1769 0 1 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39 BLACK ORC 125 NONE
REXCE 1585 8 4 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39 TOM WOLFE 1467 122 REVENGED
ALP ARSLAN 1473 10 13 0 DARQUE AGES 29 PORCUPAIN 1453 125
PAPA SERF 1763 0 1 0 DARQUE AGES 29 BLACK ORC 125 NONE
DAX 1768 0 1 0 FURRY FURY 25 STONE GOLEM 125 NONE
MADDENED MEERKAT 1134 16 39 0 FURRY FURY 25 BIG BONES BILLIE 1442 123 REVENGED
WALKER PERCY 1474 8 13 0 LITERATE LOONS 40 MOLLUSQUOME 1629 122 REVENGED
EARTH ELEMENTAL 1592 6 7 0 MONSTER MANUAL 87 PANDERA PAX 1406 124
BUCK DICH 1660 6 4 0 MY TOP RATED 129 TOM WOLFE 1467 125
HARRY KRUSHNA 1756 0 2 0 RAIN DOGS 132 OLD MOE 1767 125
PERSONAL ADS
Big Bones -- Shoosh, that was quite a drop. Revenge complete, good luck in the
future against others. -- Squashapillar
Vanek -- I see you got some revenge. Good turn. -- Grimm
Flaccus -- I am coming again. -- Porcupain
All -- I am the first of the new replacements; let me see what I can do to help this
sorry bunch of chumps. -- Old Moe
Max -- Not sure your strat in min 3, but whatever it was it worked. -- Angeroo
All -- Shoosh TP heavy up top. I guess that means the influx of aimers are about to
cycle in. -- Grimm
But, by the time new aimed blows reach the top, the total parries will be gone!
Michelle -- Big isn't necessarily beautiful, sister! Maybe you should lay off the
bon-bons and cookie dough ice cream? I think it'll help. -- Laodameia
Gremlin Stew -- You're not what I expected! Tough, chewy, and gooey-- more like a
gristle-filled sloppy G! Well... I'll bring something larger to smack you with next
time. -- Ronin Zen
Fidget -- It's embarrassing. Beating you I won the throne, but it didn't even make
the spy report!! Is that a jibe against me, or you? Either way, you should probably
start avoiding me. Haven't I beaten you twice already? -- Patroclus, your Duelmaster
Alarond the Scribe -- Look carefully into every dark passage, every dimly lit room
and corridor. Your sloppy, drunken scribbling has brought my fists to your door!
Tell me-- honest: Is Darque paying you to avoid writing our names? Or is it that
new guy? Punky Cracker, or Cyber Bill, or whatever. It doesn't matter-- It's gonna
be tough holding a quill with your hands all bandaged up, buddy. -- Havoc
Monster Manual -- Hey, I know how Patty feels. I thoroughly perforated Earth
Elemental; the crowds loved the way the blood spurted out through its surprised
expression. Did I get mentioned in the obituary notice? NO! Alarond the Scribe
must be on someone's payroll! Well... bloodfeud when you're feeling lucky. I'm on
my way to take that throne next! -- Pandera Pax
Tara the Red -- Interesting strategy: get beat up for one minute, then turn the
tables! Not the usual tactical ploy from someone using your style. It worked this
time. Hopefully not NEXT time!! See you soon. -- Antenor
D. Noble -- You're probably aiming too low. The higher up the challenge, the more
likely it is to go through. At least, that's been my experience. Just be careful
about the style and the strategy and go for it! If you don't get a fighter killed,
they'll usually learn quite a bit from the experience. -- Kid Arcane
Consortium -- When Cyber told me you were leaving, I had to chime in here on the ads.
Good riddance. I exposed you for the fraud you are and now you're leaving. You
basically called me a liar. I lied about you fighting whenever you wanted even
though the pledge says you'll fight five warriors every turn? You didn't do that? I
lied about you challenging sub par warriors (50% or less)? I lied about you
challenging warriors with less FE? Go back and look. I did. That's what you do.
Take your sorry self to some Andorian area where nobody will call you out on this
stuff. I'll make you a deal. Come back here and so will I. We will see what's up.
-- Elephant
All -- Anyone out there that want to defend Consortium, go back and look at the
facts. They support everything I said about him. He sucks and is overrated. --
Elephant
Thanks for the resend effort in nearly-plain text. The first transmission did
arrive, but the nearly-plain (apostrophes, for example, show up as hollow
squares) is easier to deal with. -- Larkin
Consortium -- Rhymes with Some Sort of Bum.
Red Blades -- Was that three challenges on one turn? Wow. That is almost...
noticeable. I might say something about "watch out" or something if we were actually
winning more of those fights! So maybe we need to watch out. Please note that one
of the Pikers got you. -- Nomad and the Guild
Patroclus -- Congrats on attaining the Duelmaster title! -- Vanek, Manager of
Warmasters (who coincidently has 4 title challenges coming your way!)
Consortium -- I hope you change your mind and come back. I am very disappointed to
see you leave! -- Vanek
Porcupain -- That is how I do it, parry stab stab bam. SS to the kidneys. Poor
Grimm. -- Flaccus :p
Magic Rat -- I knew I could beat you if I got another chance! -- Victor
P.S. That was a fairly impressive Total Parry impression you made there to start
that fight!
Hey old man -- I hope my DC is the reason you are leaving here. -- Cyberpunk
Crybaby Otto -- You're next on my list. One down, one to go. -- Cyberpunk
P.S. Stop avoiding me. My new guys aren't really that good. What are you afraid
of?
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DAX was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
HAL FOUR was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
OTTO'S DIAPER BAG was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HAL FIVE was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a action packed 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
PAPA SERF was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
MAXENTIUS was luckily beaten by PATROCLUS in a 2 minute Challenge Title competition.
JAGER VON DRACHEN won victory over CREIDDY LAD in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
MADAM MARIE viciously subdued CICERO in a 8 minute veteran's Challenge competition.
ANGEROO outwaited FLACCUS in a action packed 7 minute expert's Challenge duel.
MAGIC RAT overpowered BENEDICT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
QUINN was narrowly defeated by ZIGGY PIKE in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fight.
SISI BA-NETERU was beaten by SPORK in a exciting 5 minute Challenge fight.
BECK was subdued by SQUASHAPILLAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
FLAVOR TO GO devastated FIVE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
KIRIN ICHIBAN devastated BERNADETTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HARP was handily defeated by NIKUS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GAMBLE bested CAZADOR in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
SUSAN was overpowered by GWENNOLAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MOUNTAIN GOAT viciously subdued FEOHR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
LAODAMEIA was outlasted by GREMLIN STEW in a unpopular 14 minute Challenge fight.
KING OF ROCK was bested by LANEL in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
OLD THUMPER was overpowered by BONY LOUIS SOL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NICK NACK subdued PETER PAN in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
TEE HEE JOHNSON lost to HADRIAN in a popular 3 minute amateur's Challenge fray.
ANTENOR demolished '69 GTX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
AMERICAN MUSSELS vanquished YUK HE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MISS MISERY was defeated by FISH TACO in a exciting 2 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
IRONHEAD outlasted ODDBALL in a popular 8 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
SHILLELAGH TOR was handily defeated by MARCO POLO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PABST unbelievably bested WONDERFACE in a popular 4 minute gory bout.
JAKLAK unbelievably bested DOPPLEGANGER in a exciting 3 minute brutal veteran's fray.
FIDGET overpowered CHARLES MARTEL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VICTOR was narrowly defeated by ARCHON in a exciting 12 minute bloody expert's bout.
PORCUPAIN slaughtered ALP ARSLAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
'71 MACH ONE subdued BIG BONES BILLIE in a exciting 1 minute master's match.
PANDERA PAX overcame MOLLUSQUOME in a exciting 1 minute fight.
JULIETTE was subdued by BRUSSEL SPROUTS in a 1 minute conflict.
TRUMAN CAPOTE subdued JUNEBUG in a popular 1 minute duel.
DAWN CERES overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
TOM WOLFE savagely slew BUCK DICH in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
KNUT SUNDERHELM savagely defeated SUBPRIME RIB in a action packed 4 minute battle.
LIZARD MAN devastated LIZZIE DUSK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MEAN JOHN BROWN vanquished MILAREPA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
VALAK was devastated by ONION RINGS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PEREGRINE was handily defeated by RONIN ZEN in a 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
NIGHT LIES overpowered LITTLE DARLING in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HIGGS BOSON was viciously subdued by TOSSED SALAD in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
TARA THE RED defeated HYPNOTIZE in a 2 minute competition.
ZADIE SMITH won victory over OSKSI NOBLE in a 3 minute brutal match.
JERSEY DEVIL handily defeated TITAN in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
MICHELLE was overpowered by KRONSTEEN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JOSEPH MITCHELL devastated BAG-O-MEAT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MARTILN was bested by DROW in a 3 minute novice's battle.
HARRY KRUSHNA was butchered by OLD MOE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GERANIUM SYLVATICUM was demolished by '69 GTO JUDGE in a 4 minute mismatched battle.
ZARLENE bested WYNDHAM LEWIS in a 2 minute novice's bout.
ODDJOB vanquished TAMERLANE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ROSA KLEBB defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's brawl.
'67 FIREBIRD was bested by PURPLE WORM in a 1 minute novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 21 TOTAL PARRY 83 - 46 - 0 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 20 PARRY-STRIKE 54 - 33 - 2 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 15 WALL OF STEEL 62 - 51 - 1 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 STRIKING ATTACK 98 - 101 - 5 49 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 10 AIMED BLOW 31 - 37 - 2 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 SLASHING ATTACK 44 - 53 - 5 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 20 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 104 - 133 - 10 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 26 - 41 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 54 - 104 - 4 34 |
Turn 125 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 3 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 14 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 11 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL PATROCLUS 1410 17 8 2 132 ARCHAIC CHAOS (111)
PARRY-STRIKE MARCO POLO 1375 19 12 2 114 DARQUE AGES (29)
SLASHING ATTACK FIDGET 1403 19 12 2 100 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
TOTAL PARRY MADAM MARIE 1356 24 11 0 99 JUNGLELAND (103)
STRIKING ATTACK MAXENTIUS 1591 9 4 0 98 WARMASTERS (15)
AIMED BLOW MAGIC RAT 1317 22 18 0 94 JUNGLELAND (103)
BASHING ATTACK SHILLELAGH TOR 1294 22 20 1 92 THE RED BLADES (88)
LUNGING ATTACK '71 MACH ONE 952 20 12 0 88 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
PARRY-LUNGE BENEDICT 1470 13 11 0 72 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DOPPLEGANGER 1382. The most popular warrior this
turn was VICTOR 1369. The ten other most popular fighters were WONDERFACE 1522,
DOPPLEGANGER 1382, KNUT SUNDERHELM 1569, ODDBALL 1747, TEE HEE JOHNSON 1752, TOM
WOLFE 1467, QUINN 1634, TOSSED SALAD 1686, FLACCUS 1455, and SISI BA-NETERU 1488.
The least popular fighter this week was GREMLIN STEW 1710. The other ten least
popular fighters were LAODAMEIA 1713, ARCHON 1390, IRONHEAD 1722, TAMERLANE 1764, '69
GTO JUDGE 1772, HARRY KRUSHNA 1756, MARTILN 1742, BAG-O-MEAT 1762, MICHELLE 1622, and
TITAN 1672.
WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 13-15, 2012. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $134.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center,
jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation by December 15
before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and people have been
unable to book rooms because they waited too long.) Look for the tournament info
sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope you're all looking forward to
it and that we will see you there!