DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/07/2012    Duedate: 03/20/2012

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-135

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JUNEBUG
SUMMERBORN (104)
(81-1543) [15-12-4,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHARLES MARTEL                 EARCUTTER
DARQUE AGES (29)               SAVAGE HORDE (134)
(81-1346) [20-24-2,122]        (81-1828) [1-0-1,14]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TOM WOLFE                      SUBPRIME RIB
LITERATE LOONS (40)            OTTO'S DINER (96)
(81-1467) [19-16-3,82]         (81-1567) [16-10-1,105]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SUMMERBORN (104)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SUMMERBORN (104)            49
2. MONSTER MANUAL (87)         47      BOND-AGE (133)
3. OTTO'S DINER (96)           42      Unchartered Team
4. SAVAGE HORDE (134)          26
5. DARQUE AGES (29)            23      SAVAGE HORDE (134)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BOND-AGE (133)            33  22  1 60.0   1/ 6 SUMMERBORN (104)         11  4 2
 2/ 2 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       388 279 14 58.2   2/12 THE WILLBURYS II (127)    9  4 1
 3/ 3 SUMMERBORN (104)         163 134 18 54.9   3/ 3 FURRY FURY (25)           9  6 0
 4/ 0 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      158 133  6 54.3   4/ 7 MONSTER MANUAL (87)       9  6 0
 5/ 4 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    362 309 12 53.9   5/ 5 OTTO'S DINER (96)         9  6 0
 6- 5 JUNGLELAND (103)         152 130  4 53.9   6/ 1 WARMASTERS (15)           8  7 0
 7/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)         295 263 14 52.9   7/ 2 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        7  8 0
 8/ 7 OTTO'S DINER (96)        190 170  5 52.8   8/ 9 DARQUE AGES (29)          7  8 0
 9/ 8 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)     332 311 13 51.6   9/10 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       7  8 0
10/ 9 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      343 329 15 51.0  10- 4 JUNGLELAND (103)          6  4 0
11/10 WARMASTERS (15)          338 325 25 51.0  11/13 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      6  6 0
12/11 LITERATE LOONS (40)      320 353 14 47.5  12/ 8 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     5 10 0
13/12 FURRY FURY (25)          206 231 11 47.1  13/14 LITERATE LOONS (40)       5 10 0
14/14 MONSTER MANUAL (87)      170 220  5 43.6  14/11 BOND-AGE (133)            3  7 0
15/13 FOOD (130)                32  42  2 43.2  15/ 0*SAVAGE HORDE (134)        2  3 1
16/16 THE WILLBURYS II (127)    20  27  3 42.6  16/ 0 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       2  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17/ 0*SAVAGE HORDE (134)         2   3  1 40.0  17/15 FOOD (130)                2 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                     The Return

     As the tall figure walked silently down the cobblestone street he noticed many
of the old guild houses were boarded up.  He stopped in the middle of the dark road
and pulled out his flask of wine and proceeded to take a few healthy swigs out of it.
He continued on down towards the old part of the city where even more houses were
boarded up, some seemed longer abandoned than others.  Among the empty houses, he
recognized many of his old rivals were gone!  Dark were the houses of American
Muscle, Fuchi Owned, Ale House Mercs, Rodent Clan and even the hated Kellumbo's Kids!
The city still had a healthy group of competitive guilds but it still seemed a bit of
a shell of its previous self!
     Continuing his walk down the dark city he noticed something else was odd, the
tavern was quiet!  There wasn't anyone about.  He knew it was late, but not so late
that there wouldn't be anyone out having a drink!  He thought, "What is going on
here?  This isn't the same city I left over 2 years ago!  This will have to change!"
     He finally reached his destination, guild house #4.  It was dark, like most of
the others in this area and there was plenty of dust and cobwebs about.  The old sign
was falling off the awning and he had to lift his light to read the weathered
letters, Cult of Bacchus!  He felt a surge of pride and excitement!  He felt
strangely at home.  He stopped in front of the intricately carved front door and
admired the craftsmanship.  Even with all the dirt and dust on it you could still see
the detail in the grape leaves and on the wine bottles that were carved on the door.
The door let out a loud pop as the hinges opened for the first time in many years.
     Walking into the house, the dark shapes of covered furniture were easy to make
out and the smell of spices used to infuse the wine were still faintly in the air.
As he lit some mirrored lanterns in the main room the memories of wild parties and
fun times flooded his mind.  Looking around the room he saw the Mannequin Chalice
sitting on the huge fireplace's mantle. "I'll have to commission some more of those
here soon", he thought.
     "I need to get word to my warriors that the Cult is back in business.  I hope
they haven't forgot how to fight," he said with a laugh.  He made his way to the
wooden pyre that was stacked to resemble a large bull and poured some oil on it and
set it ablaze!  It needs to stay lit for 7 days so the gladiators know to return!
     Walking back into the house, he made his way upstairs to his bed chamber.  The
large bed was undisturbed and the french doors that led to the deck were shut.  He
threw the doors open and walked out onto the patio to watch the fire beacon grow.  He
pulled the sheet off of his favorite, plush red chair and sat down.  He took a few
more drinks from his flask and pulled out his pipe.  Relaxing with his pipe and his
wine he said in loud voice, "That's right Shadowspire, DeGotti is BACK!"

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

And another Guildmember claims the throne!

     It has been a while since one of us has claimed the title, but then we haven't
had champions since the last wave of Blue Marble, Attila Keenblade, Lord Exeter,
Azaghal, and Spirewolf graduated.  Except for Jager, I guess, but despite numerous
challenges, he never got his shot at the big seat.  And yet I did, despite my less
than remarkable record.  I wonder how many Duelmasters we have had with a losing
record?  (SYP, perhaps?)  Not that I'm proud of that fact, mind you.  I just can't do
anything about it at the moment, although I'm working on it.  I tend to be streaky.
Lose 5, win 4, lose 5 win, 4.  So hopefully this was the start of another hot string.
     I was confident that I could beat Spork. I even wrote him a nice little
challenging email last turn, but of course it didn't print.  Now I have to figure out
which of you I want to challenge.  It would be nice to keep this nifty little title.
I'm getting close to being piker #2 from this arena.  Darn you, Marco Polo, I was
supposed to be #1!  But perhaps I shouldn't have lost all those fights if I wanted
that title?
     For now, my aim is to simply keep the title.  Keep fighting, Shadowspire!

-- Ziggy Pike, Duelmaster of Shadowspire

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
SHADOWSPIRE.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  
Say good-bye to WARMASTERS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 
SUMMERBORN stable.  It was a tough week for JUNGLELAND, to drop 6 places in the 
rankings.  Advancing in the rankings was SUMMERBORN who went from last turn's 
158-134-17, to this week's record of 163-134-18.  Hey everybody, watch out for ROSA 
KLEBB, who flew up 25 points in the rankings after mashing BALTAIRE like a melon.  
Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was BALTAIRE, 
who dropped 21 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with ROSA KLEBB.  
JUNEBUG got through to the Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt she was more than anxious 
to kick ZIGGY PIKE's tail out of the throne!  In front of all the crowds, JUNEBUG 
took the Duelmaster's crown for hers own.  I give the bum two weeks.  4 out of 5 
gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that FURRY FURY was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of FURRY FURY's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you who 
like math, try this one:  FURRY FURY + Weapons That go Boom = WARMASTERS + Avoid 
City.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of ARCHON, who was this week's most 
challenged warrior.  Was it guts or an overtaxed mental capacity that had SPORK 
challenge up 43 points in the rankings to take on VICTOR?  To the crowd's chants of 
'Bo-zo bo-zo bo-zo', VICTOR was taken out by the lower-ranked SPORK.  (Maybe it's 
time to think Dark Arena?).  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, PURPLE 
WORM went after BRUSSEL SPROUTS, who was higher by 25 points.  Well, when the dust 
settled, PURPLE WORM beat BRUSSEL SPROUTS.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  CREIDDY LAD defied all odds and 
slew ARENAMASTER in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
ARENAMASTER's meat is notoriously tough.  Big deal, so SQUASHAPILLAR got mashed in 
the Dark Arena.  With his face he was more at home with the trolls than with us. 
(Waka waka).  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena 
with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the SHADOWSPIRE giving me the 'cut' sign (or is 
that 'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat 
it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUNEBUG 1543                 15  12  4   111       SUMMERBORN (104)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHARLES MARTEL 1346          20  24  2   122       DARQUE AGES (29)
 ARCHON 1390                  26  16  0   112       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 WONDERFACE 1522              18  12  0   105       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 SUBPRIME RIB 1567            16  10  1   105       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 SPORK 1562                   19   8  0    99       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 FIVE 1572                    17   9  1    97       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 ZIGGY PIKE 1487              14  19  0    96       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 MOLLUSQUOME 1629             16   6  1    93       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 GWENNOLAY 1631               12  10  0    92       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIG BONES BILLIE 1442        16  14  1    91       JUNGLELAND (103)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MADAM MARIE 1356             25  14  0    89       JUNGLELAND (103)
 GIGI DIVINE 613              21  14  0    89       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 BENEDICT 1470                18  16  0    89       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-JERSEY DEVIL 1638            10   5  1    89       JUNGLELAND (103)
 ROSA KLEBB 1765               8   2  0    88       BOND-AGE (133)
 ANGEROO 1452                 22  13  0    82       FURRY FURY (25)
 JAKLAK 1430                  22  16  0    82       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 TOM WOLFE 1467               19  16  3    82       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 JULIETTE 1630                14   8  0    76       SUMMERBORN (104)
 KRONSTEEN 1748                7   4  0    74       BOND-AGE (133)
 KNUT SUNDERHELM 1569         11  15  3    69       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 BALTAIRE 833                  9   7  0    68       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MEAN JOHN BROWN 1648          8   6  0    66       JUNGLELAND (103)
 ODDJOB 1766                   6   4  0    65       BOND-AGE (133)
 DROW 1774                     8   3  0    64       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 MAXENTIUS 1591               13  10  1    58       WARMASTERS (15)
 ZADIE SMITH 1701             11   6  0    58       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 TAMERLANE 1764                6   5  0    57       DARQUE AGES (29)
 PURPLE WORM 1775              6   5  0    57       MONSTER MANUAL (87)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEDA 854                     10   4  0    55       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 CAZADOR 1578                 12  13  0    54       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 GREMLIN STEW 1710            12   4  0    53       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 IRONHEAD 1722                11   4  0    51       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 BRUSSEL SPROUTS 1688          7   9  1    48       FOOD (130)
 TEE HEE JOHNSON 1752          7   4  0    48       BOND-AGE (133)
 EBORIUS 1799                  4   2  0    48       WARMASTERS (15)
 LITTLE DARLING 1700           8   9  0    45       SUMMERBORN (104)
 TURDUCKEN 1784                4   5  0    44       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 MARTILN 1742                  8   4  0    41       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 HARE BINGER 1790              6   2  1    41       FURRY FURY (25)
 MIDSUMMER WREATH 1793         5   1  1    40       SUMMERBORN (104)
 FEOHR 1737                    8   6  0    35       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 ONION RINGS 1684              9   7  0    34       FOOD (130)
 LADY GODIVA 1782              7   2  0    34       DARQUE AGES (29)
 NICK NACK 1750                5   6  1    34       BOND-AGE (133)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FISH TACO 1687                8   8  1    33       FOOD (130)
 FAILED DOG TRICK 1798         2   4  0    33       FURRY FURY (25)
 TUKWILLA 1627                 5   5  2    32       THE WILLBURYS II (127)
 RENTON 1623                   5   5  1    31       THE WILLBURYS II (127)
 SUMNER 1624                   4   6  0    31       THE WILLBURYS II (127)
 JOSEPH MITCHELL 1746          5   8  1    30       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 WYNDHAM LEWIS 1776            5   6  0    29       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 GLABRIO 1800                  4   2  0    27       WARMASTERS (15)
 TOSSED SALAD 1686             5  11  0    26       FOOD (130)
 IRWEHN 1785                   5   4  0    24       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAX LE BLUE 946               4   5  0    20       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 SNOW SQUIRREL 1813            3   1  0    20       FURRY FURY (25)
 STORM GIANT 1819              2   1  0    20       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 WASHSOUGAL 1625               4   6  0    18       THE WILLBURYS II (127)
 JULIAN OF NORWICH 1783        3   6  1    16       DARQUE AGES (29)
 CLERLEON 1796                 4   3  0    15       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 EARCUTTER 1828                1   0  1    14       SAVAGE HORDE (134)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAY REDMOON 963              1   7  0    14       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 PASTA ALL DENTY 1837          1   0  0    12       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 KLAUS VON SPIRE 1833          1   1  0    11       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 GREAT GOBLIN 1824             1   0  0     9       SAVAGE HORDE (134)
 INGRAT 1805                   1   4  0     7       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 INTELLECT DEVOURER 1820       1   2  0     6       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
-PONY BOY 1836                 1   0  0     5       JUNGLELAND (103)
 REDDIG 1838                   1   0  0     5       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 EDNA MILLAY 1834              1   1  0     4       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 ORTING 1815                   1   0  0     3       THE WILLBURYS II (127)
 HIPPOGRIFF 1821               0   3  0     3       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 PELAGIUS 1835                 0   2  0     2       WARMASTERS (15)
 REDFANG 1827                  0   1  0     1       SAVAGE HORDE (134)
 BONESNAPPER 1826              0   1  0     1       SAVAGE HORDE (134)
 TROLL HAND 1825               0   1  0     1       SAVAGE HORDE (134)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RODDON 1792             2  2 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39    HARE BINGER 1790      131  NOT REVENGED
ZWINGLI 1804            1  4 0 DARQUE AGES 29       EARCUTTER 1828        135   
SQUASHAPILLAR 1478     17 16 1 FURRY FURY 25        WURM KIN              135  NONE
KURT VONNEGUT 1802      0  2 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    JULIAN OF NORWIC 1783 131  REVENGED
HELL HOUND 1788         3  2 0 MONSTER MANUAL 87    MAXENTIUS 1591        132   
VALAK 1650              7  9 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 57   KNUT SUNDERHELM 1569  131  JUST REVENGED
ORTING 1626             1  5 0 THE WILLBURYS II 127 MIDSUMMER WREATH 1793 131  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I will miss the DuelSpork Sporkumns but congratulations to Ziggy! -- Le Pentarque

Not a very good turn here, but a lot of scums and nice learns, so it should get
better...

Nicely done, Archon, but I will try again. -- Five the unworthy

Victor is not so bad, I would say. -- Wonderface

Welcome back to full attention, Trip!

Greetings great managers of Shadowspire!  Hope my first turn isn't 0-5.... -- Hawk,
Manager of the Savage Horde

Ziggy -- Congratulations on the throne.  May you hold it for sometime. -- Grimm

All -- Squashapillar's numbers were moderately cruddy.  13(2) 9 11 15 21 10 7, with
minus 4 attack.  Favored Mace, Mod/VL, Dec tactic. -- Grimm

All -- Uh oh, Grimm is sending me to the DA, I will show him!!! -- Squashy

Zadie -- Hey, you, better skills next time. -- Hare Binger

Hippogriff -- I am a white fuzzy phenom. -- Snow Squirrel

Vanek -- Sigh, if it wasn't for my personal life issues I would get into this again.
I am a bit busy for that; however, you still suck. -- Grimm

Gewennolay -- Congrats on the bloodfeud, I guess.  I wasn't trying for your team
again, you just looked one of the more likely candidates around.  My mistake.  Still,
it is always nice to avenge a death.  Well done. -- Knut

Edna Millay -- I don't even know what you wrote.  Something, I assume, if you are a
loon.  But I do know you fight well.  That is not how things were supposed to start. 
-- Klaus

Brussel Sprouts -- I never did like those stinky things anyway. -- Ironhead

Ziggy Pike -- Congratulations on obtaining the throne!  If I am not mistaken, you are
the first Piker to ever achieve that goal.  Quite an acomplishment.  I'm just sorry
that Victor wasn't able to get one last shot at the the throne before graduation. --
Vanek, Manager of Warmasters

Angeroo -- Unfortunately you'll be getting your wish. -- Victor

Shadowspire -- I was pleased to see the spike in the number of personal ads posted
again this last turn.  Let's keep up the good work.  In addition, I urge you all to
send an email, IM, or phone call to any friends/former 81 managers you may know and
encourage them to return.  As long as you're at it, encourage any new blood you know
to join in the fun here too.  Let's keep Shadowspire alive and one of Alastari's
finest arenas! -- Vanek

All -- Catch time again. -- Visionist

Mollusquome -- How am I supposed to beat someone when I can't even say their name?
It is an unfair advantage! -- Jaklak

Mollusquome -- What Jak said!! -- Feohr

Onion Rings -- Don't know when to quit, do ya. -- Martiln

Subprime Rib -- You're a tough lil runt.  Til we meet again. -- Jaklak

Intellect Devourer -- Just because you devour it doesn't mean it adds to your own. --
Irwehn

Cazador -- You are a lot tougher than you look. -- Feohr

Nick Nack -- Okay, I admit it, you totally out-classed me. -- Martiln

Juliette -- I have to admit I was a little worried. -- Jaklak

Tossed Salad -- Hope the arm heals up quickly, I could use another easy win. --
Martiln

Onion Rings -- Don't know when to quit, do ya. -- Martiln

Eboruis -- How rude! -- Irwehn

Renton -- Well at least you weren't rude. -- Irwehn

Zadie Smith -- Kinda reminded me of beating the dirt out of an old rug. -- Feohr

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CREIDDY LAD viciously butchered ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SQUASHAPILLAR was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
BENEDICT overpowered KNUT SUNDERHELM in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
JUNEBUG viciously subdued ZIGGY PIKE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
FIVE was bested by ARCHON in a crowd pleasing 6 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
SPORK outlasted VICTOR in a popular 7 minute gruesome master's Challenge brawl.
JAKLAK was viciously subdued by SUBPRIME RIB in a 11 minute expert's Challenge duel.
ODDJOB lost to ANGEROO in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PURPLE WORM luckily beat BRUSSEL SPROUTS in a popular 2 minute Challenge melee.
GREMLIN STEW was savagely defeated by JULIETTE in a exciting 6 minute Challenge match.
NICK NACK was handily defeated by MAXENTIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
IRONHEAD subdued HARE BINGER in a 6 minute gory Challenge brawl.
CAZADOR viciously subdued MARTILN in a tiring 6 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
MIDSUMMER WREATH defeated GLABRIO in a action packed 1 minute Challenge struggle.
FAILED DOG TRICK handily defeated CLERLEON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PELAGIUS was bested by SNOW SQUIRREL in a exciting 1 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
INTELLECT DEVOURER was savagely defeated by RENTON in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
HIPPOGRIFF was overpowered by SUMNER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
STORM GIANT unbelievably bested TOSSED SALAD in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
CHARLES MARTEL overpowered KRONSTEEN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
MOLLUSQUOME bested CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute gory bout.
GWENNOLAY was savagely defeated by WONDERFACE in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
BALTAIRE was overpowered by ROSA KLEBB in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GIGI DIVINE unbelievably bested TOM WOLFE in a action packed 4 minute expert's bout.
TEE HEE JOHNSON was beaten by ZADIE SMITH in a 3 minute fray.
LADY GODIVA was overpowered by DROW in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ONION RINGS was overpowered by EBORIUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MEDA vanquished JOSEPH MITCHELL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FISH TACO was beaten by LITTLE DARLING in a 1 minute match.
TAMERLANE overpowered FEOHR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TURDUCKEN overpowered JAX LE BLUE in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
TUKWILLA slimly won victory over JULIAN OF NORWICH in a 2 minute bloody fight.
IRWEHN subdued SHAY REDMOON in a 2 minute match.
WYNDHAM LEWIS devastated WASHSOUGAL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ZWINGLI was assassinated by EARCUTTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
INGRAT was viciously subdued by GREAT GOBLIN in a 2 minute gory beginner's match.
KLAUS VON SPIRE overpowered REDFANG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EDNA MILLAY slimly lost to PASTA ALL DENTY in a 6 minute amateur's match.
BONESNAPPER was defeated by REDDIG in a 1 minute beginner's battle.
TROLL HAND was unbelievably bested by ORTING in a 11 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         TOTAL PARRY       59 -  37 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    11         PARRY-STRIKE      55 -  44 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         WALL OF STEEL     43 -  37 -  2      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         BASHING ATTACK    57 -  56 -  2      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    59 -  63 -  4      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   75 -  93 -  9      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         AIMED BLOW        19 -  24 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  35 -  0      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  26 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   9 -  1      31  |

Turn 135 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        7 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         4  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  9     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   JUNEBUG 1543               15  12  4  111 SUMMERBORN (104)
TOTAL PARRY      ARCHON 1390                26  16  0  112 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
LUNGING ATTACK   WONDERFACE 1522            18  12  0  105 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
PARRY-STRIKE     SUBPRIME RIB 1567          16  10  1  105 OTTO'S DINER (96)
PARRY-LUNGE      BENEDICT 1470              18  16  0   89 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
SLASHING ATTACK  TOM WOLFE 1467             19  16  3   82 LITERATE LOONS (40)
STRIKING ATTACK  BALTAIRE 833                9   7  0   68 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
AIMED BLOW       DROW 1774                   8   3  0   64 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
WALL OF STEEL    PURPLE WORM 1775            6   5  0   57 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TOM WOLFE 1467.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SUBPRIME RIB 1567.  The ten other most popular fighters were JULIETTE 1630, FIVE 
1572, TOM WOLFE 1467, BRUSSEL SPROUTS 1688, WONDERFACE 1522, JUNEBUG 1543, ODDJOB 
1766, RENTON 1623, PASTA ALL DENTY 1837, and HARE BINGER 1790.

The least popular fighter this week was ORTING 1815.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TROLL HAND 1825, CAZADOR 1578, MARTILN 1742, IRONHEAD 1722, INGRAT 
1805, ZWINGLI 1804, WASHSOUGAL 1625, FEOHR 1737, JOSEPH MITCHELL 1746, and ONION 
RINGS 1684.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

VICTOR (81-1369) WARMASTERS (15)
SQUASHAPILLAR (81-1478) FURRY FURY (25)
CREIDDY LAD (81-1484) SUMMERBORN (104)