DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/02/2014    Duedate: 04/15/2014

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-189

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BRAIN EATER
SOME KINDA HATE (102)
(81-1161) [21-6-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BRAIN EATER                    MARBARITA
SOME KINDA HATE (102)          WICKED MARTYRS (148)
(81-1161) [21-6-0,114]         (81-2146) [5-4-0,41]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAULIN' OATS                   FURIO 5
OTTO'S DINER (96)              CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
(81-1957) [17-17-1,72]         (81-1998) [14-11-1,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE AGES (29)            82
2. CULT OF BACCHUS (4)         40      LA PENTARCHIE (11)
3. MONSTER MANUAL (87)         38      Unchartered Team
4. WICKED MARTYRS (148)        33
5. ROGUES DEN (140)            27      THE COMMODORES (150)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THE COMMODORES (150)      12   8  0 60.0   1/12*WICKED MARTYRS (148)     10  5 0
 2/ 2 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       538 392 21 57.8   2/ 3 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      10  5 0
 3/ 3 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      306 243  9 55.7   3/ 4 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    10  5 0
 4/ 6*WICKED MARTYRS (148)      25  20  0 55.6   4/ 5 LITERATE LOONS (40)       9  6 2
 5/ 4 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    508 430 15 54.2   5/ 8 ROGUES DEN (140)          9  6 1
 6/ 5 DARQUE AGES (29)         445 380 18 53.9   6/ 1 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        9  6 0
 7/ 7 OTTO'S DINER (96)        329 301 13 52.2   7/10 MONSTER MANUAL (87)       9  6 0
 8/ 9 ROGUES DEN (140)          60  55  4 52.2   8/ 2*THE COMMODORES (150)      9  6 0
 9/ 8 SOME KINDA HATE (102)     72  67  8 51.8   9/ 7 FURRY FURY (25)           8  2 2
10/11 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      478 461 17 50.9  10/17 DARQUE AGES (29)          7  7 0
11/10 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)     380 368 14 50.8  11/14 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       7  8 0
12-12 ME CUT YOUR HEAD (144)    43  42  4 50.6  12/ 6 OTTO'S DINER (96)         7  8 0
13/13 WARMASTERS (15)          467 462 35 50.3  13/ 9 SOME KINDA HATE (102)     5  5 0
14/14 FURRY FURY (25)          320 330 20 49.2  14-11 ME CUT YOUR HEAD (144)    5  5 0
15/15 LITERATE LOONS (40)      404 470 18 46.2  15/16 WARMASTERS (15)           5 10 2
16/16 MONSTER MANUAL (87)      290 368 12 44.1  16/13*ABOMINATION (146)         5 10 0
17/17 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)   188 265 14 41.5  17/18*ANTHROPOS KRATOS (147)    4 11 0
18/18*ABOMINATION (146)         15  29  0 34.1  18/19 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    3 12 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19*ANTHROPOS KRATOS (147)    13  30  0 30.2  19/15 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      3 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     "Roadkill, Roadkill, Roadkill," Grimm said as he crossed his arms from behind
his rustic wooden desk.  "I'm proud of you, you constantly proved me wrong."
     Roadkill Surprise looked back at his manager with a smile, it was truly moving
to get a compliment from his manager.  Grimm was not known for being the most
positive towards his own team.
     "Don't smile too broadly my young Duelmaster.  First, I thought you out
performed your cost to me, then I saw you perform so poorly that I debated if you
were worth the dirt that would be used to bury your sorry ass when you died.
Finally, I give up and let you continue and you rise to the top of the arena."  Grimm
looked down and began to go threw several parchments before him.  "Ahh, yes, here it
is.  Roadkill, will you be a good lad and take this to the Arena Commission for me?"
     Roadkill Surprise looked down at the paper, it remained unsealed.  Grimm was not
aware that his warrior had learned the basics of reading.  It read, "This
announcement is that Roadkill Surprise, Duelmaster of Shadowspire, will seek his fate
on the sands in the Darkness."  The warrior paused, gulped loudly.  "Umm, Sir, brief
question."
     "Yes," responded Grimm.
     "Did the Lady of the Isle say I was now immortal?"
     "Ahhh, you know what, I will have to look into that, now be a good lad and run
along with that letter.  It is very important."

Roadkill Surprise, your DM

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in SHADOWSPIRE this turn, and let's 
start with a look at some of the teams.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for 
who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as WICKED MARTYRS' 25-20-0 has earned them 
1st place in the ranks.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there are 
sorrows to drown for THE COMMODORES, whose 2-3-0 this turn dropped them by 6 into 
8th.  The DARQUE AGES guild has had a 5-0-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the 
future.  You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, MAIMONIDES 
fought EDNA MILLAY and gained 24 points and contributed to DARQUE AGES' 5-0-0.  
MCGREGOR has lost to BLINK DOG, falling 18 points, while helping make DRAGONBANE 
GUILD a 2-3-0 turn.  This week's Duelmaster bout was between DARK CHAMPION and our 
Duelmaster ROADKILL SURPRISE, making a Dark Arena Challenge.  The attempts to 
dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and ROADKILL SURPRISE remains SHADOWSPIRE's top 
warrior for another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from 
unimpeachable sources that The Welcome Wench uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about 
gristle!   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  ME CUT YOUR HEAD has cause to stand tall, as they were 
SHADOWSPIRE's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And 
avoiding ME CUT YOUR HEAD more than any other team we find CLAN LONGBEARD.  
SHADOWSPIRE, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most 
challenged warrior this turn was WARMASTERS' warrior RAMIRUS.  More fighters 
challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!  In a brave attempt, BEORDIN from CULT 
OF BACCHUS challenged up 21 points to fight BEAR NAKED from the FURRY FURY stable.  
BEORDIN perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he beat BEAR NAKED and ended up with 
113 recognition points.  LIZZIE of SOME KINDA HATE had better have a good reason for 
challenging down 15 points in a challenge which she lost.  I thought LIZZIE showed 
great skill and promise when she was beat by THELONIUS.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  The grave that FURRY FURY had dug 
for ROADKILL SURPRISE may yet be filled with the body of DARK CHAMPION.  Seldom are 
the likes of this to be seen.  ROADKILL SURPRISE lives still!  REXILIA has departed 
SHADOWSPIRE, leaving ROGUES DEN without their 7-7-0 warrior.  Question, just what was 
hers team doing at the taverns last night?  I guess it was coming sooner or later, 
WICKED MARTYRS has lost INCREDIBLE HULK, and SHADOWSPIRE is bound to miss him.  For a 
little while, at least.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of 
their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, SHADOWSPIRE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in SHADOWSPIRE and 
I've a long road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in SHADOWSPIRE 
again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRAIN EATER 1161             21   6  0   114       SOME KINDA HATE (102)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEORDIN 1980                 16  12  0   113       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 EYE OF THE DEEP 1923         21  20  2   105       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 MAIMONIDES 1987              13  15  0    98       DARQUE AGES (29)
 DRIZKILL 2012                14   8  0    97       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 MYNOCK MAELSTROM 2006        14  11  2    92       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 FURIO 5 1998                 14  11  1    92       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 NIGHTLEAF 2008               15   7  2    91       ROGUES DEN (140)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEAR NAKED 2052              12   6  1    89       FURRY FURY (25)
 RAMIRUS 1935                 23  15  1    88       WARMASTERS (15)
 HENRY MILLER 1846            16  37  1    88       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 GRIMSTONES 1937              16  21  0    84       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 GORSHOK 1159                 14  14  3    84       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 AELA FIREBLADE 975           15  27  2    74       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 HAULIN' OATS 1957            17  17  1    72       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 BLAGO GRUNGE 2089            12   3  0    67       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE SEAMSTRESS 986           12  30  0    66       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 PSEUDO DRAGON 2014            9  14  1    66       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 DEVOEAUX 2049                 9  10  0    66       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 BARBAROSSA 2098               9   5  0    66       DARQUE AGES (29)
 PRAWN STAR 2149               7   2  0    65       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 BLINK DOG 2066                8  10  0    63       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 BRINDLE BADGER 2004          16   8  0    61       FURRY FURY (25)
 YORKE 2085                   11   5  0    59       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAKOR 1840                  10  11  0    55       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-NIGE FISHNUT 2090             6   8  1    54       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (144)
 OSIRUS 2016                  12  11  0    53       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 GUY DE CHAULIC 2097           8   6  1    53       DARQUE AGES (29)
 VILMAR 2105                   8   6  0    52       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
-JIVARO FRIENDLY 2056         10   7  0    49       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (144)
 GERTRUDE STEIN 2127           7   3  1    49       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 GARBAGE TRUCK 1994           11  12  0    48       ROGUES DEN (140)
-CHOP CHOP 2058                8   9  1    46       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (144)
 QUIGLEY 2055                  8  11  0    46       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 MCGREGOR 2013                10  13  1    44       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 RING LARDNER 2183             4   1  0    43       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 FUSIBLE 2117                  6   5  0    42       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 MARBARITA 2146                5   4  0    41       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 DIRTY WHITE MOTHER 2145       6   3  0    39       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 MICKEY SLIM 2144              7   2  0    38       WICKED MARTYRS (148)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOMINID 2195                  4   0  0    38       THE COMMODORES (150)
 HUMBLE PIE 2061               9   9  0    36       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 GERON 2139                    3   6  0    36       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (147)
 HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2132          5   4  0    35       ABOMINATION (146)
 DRY MOUTH MAX 2072            7   9  0    34       FURRY FURY (25)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THELONIUS 2174                4   2  0    33       WARMASTERS (15)
 AXEL VON SPIRE 2068           6  11  1    32       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 JIM TULLY 2173                3   3  1    32       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 RASK 2170                     3   3  0    32       ROGUES DEN (140)
 KAESORIO 2148                 3   6  1    31       WARMASTERS (15)
 BAD ROLL-UPS 2130             3   5  0    31       ABOMINATION (146)
 LIME RICKEY 2147              3   6  0    25       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 DOTAR SOJAT 2168              5   2  0    24       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KONSTANTIN 2190               2   2  0    22       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 TUVEK 2171                    3   3  0    21       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 TOMOE GOZEN 2207              1   1  0    21       DARQUE AGES (29)
 LIZZIE 2118                   5   5  0    20       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 KHEIR 2137                    4   5  0    19       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (147)
 POUDREUX 2187                 4   0  0    19       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 LOST LETTER 2188              3   1  0    19       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
-FLOYD THE BARBER 2153         5   2  0    17       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (144)
 AGRIPPA 2161                  4   4  1    17       WARMASTERS (15)
 OBAMACARE 2134                4   5  0    17       ABOMINATION (146)
 ABRAHAZJAMA 2217              1   0  0    17       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 SLIM CHANCE 2157              4   3  1    16       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 THE EMPRESS WU 2164           4   3  0    16       DARQUE AGES (29)
 STALKER COONE 2114            2  10  0    16       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 APYKO 2136                    3   6  0    15       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (147)
 UGLY JOHN 2194                3   1  0    15       THE COMMODORES (150)
 MORDECAI MOUSE 2152           2   5  0    15       FURRY FURY (25)
 RED CLAY CLOD 2197            2   2  0    15       THE COMMODORES (150)
 WRAITH 2203                   1   2  0    15       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 MACRINUS 2166                 3   4  0    13       WARMASTERS (15)
 KETOS 2138                    2   7  0    13       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (147)
 29 PALMS 2156                 2   6  0    12       ABOMINATION (146)
 DISPATER 2204                 2   1  0    11       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 ROPE BURN 2189                3   1  0    10       ROGUES DEN (140)
 SON OF SEITAN 2180            2   3  1    10       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 SKILORD 2186                  1   3  0    10       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 SMITHORE PIRATE 2196          2   2  0     8       THE COMMODORES (150)
 CASSELLIOUS 2215              1   1  0     8       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 MANDOLINE 2202                2   1  0     7       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 LORD BRITISH 2198             1   3  0     6       THE COMMODORES (150)
 DR. CHUD 2206                 1   1  0     4       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 VEGATRON 2205                 0   3  0     3       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 SOME KINDA PATE 2224          0   1  0     1       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 CPT MURICA 2223               0   1  0     1       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 SISYPHUS 2216                 0   1  0     1       ANTHROPOS KRATOS (147)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAPRICA 2131            1  8 0 ABOMINATION 146      HIGH ELF              189  NONE
MOUSA 2140              1  5 0 ANTHROPOS KRATOS 147 AGRIPPA 2161          188   
LORD PEMBROKE 2047      9  7 0 DRAGONBANE GUILD 13  PSEUDO DRAGON 2014    185  REVENGED
FLEUR DU MAL 2059      10  7 1 ME CUT YOUR HEAD 144 BEAR NAKED 2052       188   
WEEZY 2048              9  8 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 57   NIGHTLEAF 2008        187   
BOWL-A-EBOLA 2163       2  3 0 OTTO'S DINER 96      KAESORIO 2148         187  JUST REVENGED
REXILIA 2075            7  8 0 ROGUES DEN 140       GERTRUDE STEIN 2127   189   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
VRATH 2026             10  6 1 ROGUES DEN 140       AXEL VON SPIRE 2068   185  REVENGED
DIABOLOS 1156          14 11 2 SOME KINDA HATE 102  RAMIRUS 1935          185  JUST REVENGED
INCREDIBLE HULK 2143    4  5 0 WICKED MARTYRS 148   JIM TULLY 2173        189   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ramirus -- That's 2... -- Brain Eater

Vanek -- 1-4?  Oof... you might need to get used to it.  Looks like you have a few
targets painted on your back. -- Mordraith, Mgr. of the ever climbing SKH

Rope Burn -- Try this Aloe Vera Gel. -- Dr. Chud

Furio 5 -- We'll have to pay back that challenge at a later date. -- Maimonides

Chop Chop -- Barbarossa said he'd like a shot. -- Guy de Chaulic

Konstantin -- Please tell me the Commission's golem had an auto correct glitch when
they input your name on the fighting form. -- The Empress Wu

Garbage Truck -- I'm sure it just does wonders for your ego to know you were our only
win last cycle. -- Barbarossa

Hominid -- I fought one of your teammates last cycle weighted down by Commission
errors and bureaucracy.  I get through all of the red tape by getting my paper work
filed correctly and last cycle's loss rescinded, only to lose to your stable again.
-- Tomoe Gozen

Lady Oriel -- Congrats on the graduation.  You have catapulted to the forefront of
Rippers that have graduated from this arena.  If a special edition of the SYP does
not appear in this turn's newsletter highlighting the top warriors of each style,
look for it next turn. -- Phineas Rannulf, SYP Editor

What a wonderful turn we had last cycle!  The 4-1 pushed the Cult over the 300 win
plateau, Adissa received her invite, which gives me all 10 styles graduated, finally,
and 6 out of 10 here in Shadowspire.  The only downer on that turn was 2 warriors
learned 0 skills! -- DeGotti

For those interested -- Adissa's stats; PS 12-6(1)-12-17-15-12-11 N/Great +4 Init &
Par, +1 Att, -1 Dec. Adv. Exp in Dec, Init & Par, Expert in Attack.  VL/MO GS Learns
Dec. The great damage really helped along with Dec favorite learn. -- DeGotti

Dragonbane Guild -- Congrats on 500 career wins.  Who will be next?  Darque,
Longbeard or Warmasters? -- DeGotti

Well done, Commodores... -- LP

It's nice to see my rookie team looking so good!  I'm just a little worried about
Skilord... some trouble with the melting snow? -- LP

I heard some rumors about a new SYP coming.  It would be cool! -- LP

And the Exodus continues!  This arena really knows how to crank out the graduates!
Congrats to the new Lord Protectors. -- Nomad and the Guild

Eye of the Deep -- If you're going to crank out an impressive record (Well, me, not
you, actually) you need some luck.  I admit that.  Like a broken blade.  (This time
you, not me)  I'll take that sort of luck.  Getting punched can hurt, but when it
isn't from an AB, it is a lot better than getting sliced with a scimitar.  Thank your
weapon smith for me. -- Lord Protector Lady Oriel

Slim Chance -- You know that name is going to get a lot of comments.  But whatever
the odds, and these days the bookies don't seem to think much of me, I'll take a win.
I need those. -- Axel von Spire

Empress Wu -- Honestly, if I were an empreror I wouldn't spend my time getting cut up
in an arena.  And if you were my emperess I would do my best to see you in a better
situation.  Someone on your staff has really dropped the ball.  A good ruler
surrounds themselves with good people and right now, if I were you, I'd be
questioning the judgement of my advisors. -- Konstantin

Pseudo Dragon -- Why you do seem to be facing our squad quite a bit.  And sometimes
(surprise!) we even win.  Gotcha. -- Blago Grunge

Drizzkill -- Nice name.  That is about the nicest thing I can say right now.  Do you
have any idea how insufferable these others are when they all win and I don't?  I
shouldn't let that happen again. -- McGregor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROADKILL SURPRISE butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CAPRICA was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BRAIN EATER savagely defeated RAMIRUS in a 8 minute expert's Bloodfeud Title fight.
HAULIN' OATS overpowered KAESORIO in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
DEVOEAUX was bested by NIGHTLEAF in a action packed 1 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
ADISSA overpowered MYNOCK MAELSTROM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BEORDIN devastated BEAR NAKED in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
FURIO 5 was unbelievably bested by EYE OF THE DEEP in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
DRIZKILL savagely defeated HENRY MILLER in a popular 1 minute expert's Challenge duel.
GORSHOK overpowered YORKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BLINK DOG overpowered MCGREGOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FUSIBLE was devastated by PRAWN STAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
PSEUDO DRAGON narrowly defeated OSIRUS in a popular 6 minute master's Challenge match.
BARBAROSSA handily defeated THE SEAMSTRESS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
KONSTANTIN was defeated by HUMAN CENTIPEDE in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
LIZZIE was vanquished by THELONIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
UGLY JOHN was devastated by MARBARITA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HOMINID defeated DOTAR SOJAT in a exciting 4 minute Challenge bout.
GUY DE CHAULIC overpowered HUMBLE PIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MACRINUS was defeated by MORDECAI MOUSE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
THE EMPRESS WU slimly won victory over 29 PALMS in a 6 minute Challenge contest.
TOMOE GOZEN overpowered SMITHORE PIRATE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WRAITH was savagely defeated by DRY MOUTH MAX in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
LOST LETTER was savagely defeated by GERON in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge match.
SKILORD won victory over LORD BRITISH in a 1 minute novice's Challenge match.
SON OF SEITAN lost to KHEIR in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
EDNA MILLAY was demolished by MAIMONIDES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
AELA FIREBLADE was overcome by GRIMSTONES in a exciting 1 minute expert's bout.
BRINDLE BADGER unbelievably bested GARBAGE TRUCK in a popular 4 minute veteran's duel.
BLAGO GRUNGE unbelievably bested RING LARDNER in a 4 minute veteran vs. novice fray.
QUIGLEY was defeated by CHAKOR in a 2 minute brutal fight.
AXEL VON SPIRE was overpowered by VILMAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
REXILIA was savagely slain by GERTRUDE STEIN in a action packed 1 minute gory contest.
SLIM CHANCE was devastated by RASK in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MICKEY SLIM devastated STALKER COONE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DIRTY WHITE MOTHER overpowered APYKO in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
LIME RICKEY demolished OBAMACARE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
INCREDIBLE HULK was slaughtered by JIM TULLY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
AGRIPPA was demolished by BAD ROLL-UPS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
KETOS was luckily beaten by RED CLAY CLOD in a 2 minute brutal fight.
TUVEK won victory over VEGATRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
ROPE BURN subdued SOME KINDA PATE in a 6 minute beginner's conflict.
POUDREUX outwaited SISYPHUS in a tiresome 8 minute amateur's fight.
MANDOLINE was overcome by ABRAHAZJAMA in a 2 minute brutal amateur's melee.
DISPATER beat CPT MURICA in a 1 minute novice's fight.
DR. CHUD was luckily beaten by CASSELLIOUS in a tiring 13 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         TOTAL PARRY       48 -  36 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         LUNGING ATTACK    58 -  45 -  2      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     29 -  23 -  2      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         WALL OF STEEL     44 -  36 -  1      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-STRIKE      31 -  28 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         AIMED BLOW        53 -  48 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         SLASHING ATTACK   65 -  72 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         STRIKING ATTACK   61 -  89 -  7      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  44 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  37 -  1      33  |

Turn 189 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         8 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  9         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  6                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  5                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BRAIN EATER 1161           21   6  0  114 SOME KINDA HATE (102)
WALL OF STEEL    BEORDIN 1980               16  12  0  113 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
SLASHING ATTACK  DRIZKILL 2012              14   8  0   97 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
STRIKING ATTACK  MYNOCK MAELSTROM 2006      14  11  2   92 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
LUNGING ATTACK   NIGHTLEAF 2008             15   7  2   91 ROGUES DEN (140)
PARRY-STRIKE     BEAR NAKED 2052            12   6  1   89 FURRY FURY (25)
AIMED BLOW       BARBAROSSA 2098             9   5  0   66 DARQUE AGES (29)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OSIRUS 2016                12  11  0   53 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAULIN' OATS 1957.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FURIO 5 1998.  The ten other most popular fighters were GARBAGE TRUCK 1994, 
RING LARDNER 2183, PSEUDO DRAGON 2014, GERON 2139, HOMINID 2195, OSIRUS 2016, DRY 
MOUTH MAX 2072, ABRAHAZJAMA 2217, EYE OF THE DEEP 1923, and DRIZKILL 2012.

The least popular fighter this week was CASSELLIOUS 2215.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DR. CHUD 2206, POUDREUX 2187, SISYPHUS 2216, THE EMPRESS WU 
2164, BRAIN EATER 1161, ROPE BURN 2189, RAMIRUS 1935, CPT MURICA 2223, AGRIPPA 2161, 
and INCREDIBLE HULK 2143.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

EDNA MILLAY (81-1834) LITERATE LOONS (40)
ROADKILL SURPRISE (81-1920) FURRY FURY (25)
ADISSA (81-1949) CULT OF BACCHUS (4)