DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/29/2015    Duedate: 05/12/2015

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-217

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NYDERAWYN
PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
(81-1046) [22-22-0,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NYDERAWYN                      DOCTOR J
PHILANTHROPISTS (85)           NBA LEGENDS (156)
(81-1046) [22-22-0,126]        (81-2385) [2-1-0,18]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NYDERAWYN                      HADRIAN
PHILANTHROPISTS (85)           WARMASTERS (15)
(81-1046) [22-22-0,126]        (81-2255) [19-4-1,113]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MONSTER MANUAL (87)         45
2. BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)      33      EINHERJAR (157)
3. DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)       32      Unchartered Team
4. INEBRIATION (27)            32
5. THE COMMODORES (150)        24      NBA LEGENDS (156)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*NBA LEGENDS (156)          9   6  0 60.0   1/ 7 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    11  4 0
 2/ 0 EINHERJAR (157)           28  19  1 59.6   2/ 3 OTTO'S DINER (96)        10  4 1
 3/ 2 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       605 461 21 56.8   3/ 1 WARMASTERS (15)          10  5 2
 4/ 3 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      379 297 11 56.1   4/ 8*NBA LEGENDS (156)         9  6 0
 5/ 4 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    584 493 17 54.2   5/ 2 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        8  7 0
 6/ 0 DARQUE AGES (29)         458 387 18 54.2   6/ 4 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       7  7 0
 7- 5 SOME KINDA HATE (102)    139 124 14 52.9   7/10 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    7  8 2
 8/ 6 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      96  88  5 52.2   8/ 9 SEARCH THE SKY (136)      7  8 1
 9/ 7 WARMASTERS (15)          553 511 39 52.0   9/ 5 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      7  8 1
10/ 8 OTTO'S DINER (96)        396 368 18 51.8  10/13 THE COMMODORES (150)      7  8 0
11/ 9 FURRY FURY (25)          340 355 20 48.9  11/ 6 PRAY THE GODS (155)       5  9 0
12/10 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)   160 169  5 48.6  12/18 INEBRIATION (27)          5 10 1
13-11 LITERATE LOONS (40)      433 496 18 46.6  13/11 WAR MACHINE (26)          5 10 0
14/12 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)     124 151  2 45.1  14/14 MONSTER MANUAL (87)       5 10 0
15/13 MONSTER MANUAL (87)      358 436 14 45.1  15/16 FURRY FURY (25)           4  6 0
16/15 THE COMMODORES (150)      66  84  1 44.0  16- 0 EINHERJAR (157)           4  6 0
17/14 PRAY THE GODS (155)       21  28  3 42.9  17/ 0 DARQUE AGES (29)          3  2 0
18/16 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)   253 338 20 42.8  18/20 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)      3  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 SEARCH THE SKY (136)      98 146  5 40.2  19-12 SOME KINDA HATE (102)     3  7 0
20/18 WAR MACHINE (26)          84 138 10 37.8  20-15 LITERATE LOONS (40)       2  0 0
21/19 INEBRIATION (27)          44 103  5 29.9  21/17 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    1  4 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Shadowspire, it is an honor to return as your Duelmaster for yet another turn!  Not 
that it was much of a feat considering I just had to whip the young upstart Gargantia 
to do it.  Vanek informs me that should I be able to defend the throne one more time, 
I will earn my graduation notice.  Most of you would likely assume that I'd take the 
easy way out and simply beat on Gargantia again to accomplish that task.  Instead, I 
have elected to challenge Nyderawyn and Mr Brain Smasher instead and let Hadrian 
continue with Gargantia's lessons in respect.  I like my chances and prefer to go out 
fighting somebody worthy of the challenge.  With any luck, I will have the privilege 
to address you one final time again next turn.  Until then, best of luck to each of 
you!

                                          -- Thelonius 

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  DRAGONBANE GUILD now holds the crown and they are betting they can 
keep it.  It was a tough week for SOME KINDA HATE, to drop 7 places in the rankings.  
Coming up with a solid 5-0-0 outing, DRAGONBANE GUILD has advanced 6 places in the 
rankings.  Advancing in the rankings was MONSTER MANUAL who went from last turn's 
354-435-14, to this week's record of 358-436-14.  Hey everybody, watch out for DJEREE 
THE DJERK, who flew up 24 points in the rankings after mashing SKILORD like a melon.  
Keep your eye on this beast.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the 
sands.  BROOSS was bested by ALLEZLES KEUS and drops 14 points.  Unlike most arenas, 
THELONIUS managed to get his challenge off against the 21-22-0 NYDERAWYN.  In front 
of all the crowds, NYDERAWYN took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum 
two weeks.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the SHADOWSPIRE arena.  Did 
you hear that SOME KINDA HATE was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of SOME KINDA HATE's warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like 
to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause WARMASTERS beats feet every time 
SOME KINDA HATE smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well dang howdy, but if challenges 
were votes, MONOCEROS would be president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't 
want to win.  AGRIPPA of WARMASTERS had better have a good reason for challenging 
down 13 points in a challenge which he won.  I thought AGRIPPA showed great skill and 
promise when he overcame BRINDLE BADGER.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  This round goes to WARMASTERS, 
their 17-10-1 warrior, CALIGULA slew the 9-5-2 GARGANTIA.  Stay tuned next week to 
see what happens.  Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and hopefully 
T.P.s) and DJEREE THE DJERK demonstrated that very violently on SKILORD's body.  It's 
not often when you see a 8-4-0 warrior like WHISPER kick the bucket.  I wonder if 
CULT OF BACCHUS will recover from the blow.  Yesterday I talked to the DRAGONBANE 
GUILD's manager and LISHCHKA, slayer of GROK DA CAVEMAN.  The manager:  'I think I 
can, I think I can'.  LISHCHKA:  'I already did'.  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' 
category, SMUSHI was mashed by RINGO DEATHSTAR, who let SMUSHI know that killing 
members of CULT OF BACCHUS is a no-no.  Congrats to WICKED ALL REDD for revenging the 
death of his teammate (but more importantly, feeding BLACK BISON a bit of dirt).  
Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on 
the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the SHADOWSPIRE giving me the 'cut' sign (or is 
that 'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), 
oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NYDERAWYN 1046               22  22  0   126       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAIMONIDES 1987              16  16  0   123       DARQUE AGES (29)
 HADRIAN 2255                 19   4  1   113       WARMASTERS (15)
 CALIGULA 2233                17  10  1   110       WARMASTERS (15)
 AGRIPPA 2161                 21  14  2   109       WARMASTERS (15)
 DJEREE THE DJERK 623         22  21  1   108       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 TROG 466                     17  18  1   106       WAR MACHINE (26)
-RING LARDNER 2183            19  13  0   105       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 GUY DE CHAULIC 2097          12   6  1    96       DARQUE AGES (29)
-MR BRAIN SMASHER 2234        12  11  1    95       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 BEAR NAKED 2052              17  10  1    94       FURRY FURY (25)
 JUIBLEX 2274                 15   5  0    94       MONSTER MANUAL (87)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THELONIUS 2174               21  11  1    90       WARMASTERS (15)
 KIMBHULEE 1019               19  13  0    90       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 LOST LETTER 2188             20  12  0    87       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 SHAMINO 2285                 10   8  0    84       THE COMMODORES (150)
-ASTRID 2423                   8   2  1    82       EINHERJAR (157)
 BRINDLE BADGER 2004          22  11  0    77       FURRY FURY (25)
 POUDREUX 2187                15  17  0    77       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 SOME KINDA PATE 2224         11  17  0    77       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 LIGDISH BANG 983             13  36  0    75       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 DIRTY WHITE MOTHER 2145      18  19  1    74       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 ASTRI 2288                    9   6  0    71       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 DRAGONSCYTHE 2340            10   2  1    67       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
-SIMO HAYHA 2261              10   9  0    67       SOME KINDA HATE (102)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAVE LEBEIS 2237             18   7  0    66       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 DICKY TOURVILLE 2276         12   8  1    62       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 ALLEZLES KEUS 2256           12  10  0    62       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 CREDITS 2280                 10   9  0    59       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
-ROLLO 2425                    7   3  0    59       EINHERJAR (157)
 GNOMETRADAMUS 2225           15  12  1    58       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 MYKUL 1018                   13  19  0    58       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 HAVANA BLACK 561             12  15  0    58       WAR MACHINE (26)
 MONOCEROS 2034               10  17  1    58       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 PEEKING DUCK 2363             7   0  0    57       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 RUMMER 2320                   6   4  1    57       PRAY THE GODS (155)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BABY CRAMBUS 2343             6   3  0    53       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 BROOSS 1287                   4   5  0    52       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 RINGO DEATHSTAR 2310          9   4  0    51       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 SAFFORD 1564                  8   6  0    49       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 NAGA 2281                     9  10  1    46       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 DRY MOUTH MAX 2072            9  16  0    45       FURRY FURY (25)
 BARBAROSSA 2098              10   8  0    42       DARQUE AGES (29)
 THE EMPRESS WU 2164           7   4  0    40       DARQUE AGES (29)
 GIBSON 2381                   5   0  0    40       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307          6   8  0    38       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 LISHCHKA 2322                 6   4  1    37       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 ROCKFORD 2317                 6   8  0    37       THE COMMODORES (150)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CERYOSHE 2347                 5   4  0    37       PRAY THE GODS (155)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PIXIE 2378                    3   2  0    31       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 MORDECAI MOUSE 2152           7   9  0    30       FURRY FURY (25)
 WICKED ALL REDD 2315          4   9  1    29       INEBRIATION (27)
 SAILOR JEFFRY 2338            4   7  1    29       INEBRIATION (27)
 FLIED LICE 2362               5   2  1    28       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 WHITE LADY 2350               3   6  0    28       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 BLUE DRAGON 2332              7   6  0    27       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 APSHAI 2380                   2   3  0    27       THE COMMODORES (150)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LAETHA 2426                   6   4  0    23       EINHERJAR (157)
 TOMOE GOZEN 2207              3   3  0    23       DARQUE AGES (29)
-SVEN 2422                     3   5  0    22       EINHERJAR (157)
-OMFUG 2341                    5   4  2    21       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 HUMDRUM 2397                  2   1  0    21       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 ILL WIND 2398                 3   0  0    20       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 LOSER DEGOTTI 2354            5   3  0    18       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 LE CHRURGIEN 2342             4   6  0    18       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 JEX 1628                      3   7  0    18       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 DOCTOR J 2385                 2   1  0    18       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 SMUSHI 2375                   2   2  1    17       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 RUSSEL HANSCH 2396            2   1  0    16       WAR MACHINE (26)
 SMOOTH HOPERATOR 2344         3   6  0    15       INEBRIATION (27)
 WYRMCLAW 2389                 2   2  0    15       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 BRUTAL GRUNGE 2390            2   2  0    14       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
-ALCESTE 2355                  3   4  0    13       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 RYK THE DRAGON 2371           3   3  0    12       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 BLACK BISON 2359              2   5  1    12       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 LARRY BIRD 2384               2   1  0    12       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 WIND RAIN 1997                2   5  0    11       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 KITTY TANTRUM 2241            2   5  0    11       FURRY FURY (25)
 GUNNAR COTTON 2419            1   0  1    11       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 BOMBAY SAPPH 2416             1   0  0    10       INEBRIATION (27)
-GEIR 2421                     2   3  0     9       EINHERJAR (157)
 BAILEY 2387                   2   2  0     8       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 MAGIC 2386                    2   1  0     7       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 KAREEM 2382                   2   1  0     7       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 WILT THE STILT 2383           1   2  0     7       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 LYON BEAR 2412                1   1  0     4       THE COMMODORES (150)
 SKAHT 2370                    0   3  0     3       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 DUCK OF DEATH 2408            0   2  0     2       WAR MACHINE (26)
-ZATHOG 2399                   0   2  0     2       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 STRATIA 2415                  0   1  0     1       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 APOCALYPTIC COW 2417          0   1  0     1       INEBRIATION (27)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DIRE PATIENCE 2232     10 16 2 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 HADRIAN 2255          216   
SOULBLOOD 2368          0  2 0 CULT OF BACCHUS 4    SMUSHI 2375           215  JUST REVENGED
WHISPER 2325            8  4 0 CULT OF BACCHUS 4    DICKY TOURVILLE 2276  217   
GROK DA CAVEMAN 2364    3  1 0 DRAGONBANE GUILD 13  LISHCHKA 2322         214   
WRECKLESS FURY 2267     8  9 0 DRAGONBANE GUILD 13  GARGANTIA 2300        213  NOT REVENGED
JUDAS YEAST 2392        0  2 0 INEBRIATION 27       BLACK BISON 2359      215  JUST REVENGED
SKILORD 2186           14 18 0 LA PENTARCHIE 11     DJEREE THE DJERK 623  217   
SASCHA 2358             1  6 0 PRAY THE GODS 155    ARENAMASTER           217  NONE
COMET COLLISION 2401    0  3 0 SEARCH THE SKY 136   SPYMASTER             217  NONE
GARGANTIA 2300          9  5 2 SEARCH THE SKY 136   CALIGULA 2233         217   
CARNIFERN 2346          2  5 0 THE COMMODORES 150   SAILOR JEFFRY 2338    215  REVENGED
SKARA BRAE 2427         0  1 0 THE COMMODORES 150   GUNNAR COTTON 2419    217   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROB LOWE 2409           0  2 0 WAR MACHINE 26       MOUNTAIN TROLL        217  NONE
NERO 2257              12  8 0 WARMASTERS 15        GARGANTIA 2300        215  JUST REVENGED
ONE UGLY RU 2418        0  1 0 WARMASTERS 15        SPYMASTER             217  NONE
LIME RICKEY 2147       17 16 1 WICKED MARTYRS 148   MR BRAIN SMASHER 2234 213  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Den -- I see, you like to push the envelope when it comes to trying to be funny/ 
insulting?  Where you went does not belong in the witty banter that should be used 
between managers, in my opinion.  But since you did go there, let's give it a try.  
You calling Shadowspire "Your Arena" is like a turd calling an outhouse his outhouse.  
I have a new title for you "The Smegma of Shadowspire."  How anyone with your win/loss 
record can pump out that much crap is amazing; it's not guts, it's stupidity.  You are 
the pimple on the ass of Shadowspire.  My not fighting here had nothing to do with 
you, even though you would like to think it did.  It had a lot to do with prepping 
warriors for the tournament and other more important life events.  You are a joke, 
son.  See ya on the sands. -- Otis

Aragorn -- Shadowspire welcomes your return!  Come by the Diner soon--your regular 
table is ready! -- Otto

Grimm -- We missed you too! -- Otto

Degotti -- Did you notice that sneaky little DC I made on you last turn?  That's a 
trick I learned from our hero, Vanek. -- Crambus

Vanek -- Well now, I didn't realize you are such a touchy little girl.  Of course I 
have a crap win/loss, I use the Dark Arena almost as much as you use the welfare 
system.  Just as I already told you in the forums, what the heck are you going to do 
to my team that hasn't already been done?  At the end of the day, this is just a game.  
My warriors are nothing more than sheets of paper stored in folders, so unless you 
have a better paper shredder than me, I really don't have too much to be concerned 
about, coward.  Take your ignorant and empty threats and stuff them, well, wherever, 
tough guy.  I will spout off to whomever I please, and stick my nose wherever I want.  
In Shadowspire, I'm the leper with the most fingers.  And don't tell Kid Acrane not to 
poke the bear and he can poke at you all he wants.  You're nothing more than a teddy 
bear, you cowardly down-challenging plushy! -- Crambus

NBA Legends -- Basketball sucks and it's a waste of TV time. -- Crambus, ping pong 
champion

DeGotti -- I'm back.  Drinks are on you. -- Master Darque

All -- I heard Grimm was back and I had to come investigate if the rumors were true. 
-- Master Darque

Crambus -- Sounds like enough of the AA complained to the FCC and Direct TV was forced 
to pull all the R.L. ads!  How nice of you elevate his status by naming a warrior 
after him tho! -- DeGotti

Den -- Welcome back to 3+ turns ago! Maybe you should read and respond quicker?  Ohhh 
that's right you are to busy preaching the AA sermons to your collective pee sized 
brain followers! -- DeGotti

Otto -- Come on out and get your whoopin!  No need to duck the BF! -- DeGotti

Naga -- Nice try, son! -- Ringo

Kareem -- Wow.  That insecure, huh?  Probably with good reasons, too. -- Comet 
Collision

Thelonius -- Hard to tell if you were trying or not.  Next time I'll open my eyes and 
watch. -- Gargantia

Dicky Tourville -- Dicky, Dick, Ricky, Rick, Richard... you better get back to 
challenging Challenger Initiates.  Don't forget to get them drunk first. -- Monoceros

Allezles Keus -- Ally, you can't go by that one freak win you had a few turns back.  I 
didn't have an "If Challenged" strategy that round, and you caught me by surprise.  
Now you can see what I can do when I'm wound up!  Step back and stay safe, Ally.  No 
more easy wins here for you. -- Astri

Vanek -- You're like some sort of a bad, poorly told joke!  "Quit poking the 
bear..."???  Ah well, as I said, sooner or later your top four guys (the bulk of your 
unscrupulous neophytes) will either be dead or be graduated.  What will happen then?  
I can't wait to find out! -- Kid Arcane

Den and Degotti -- I don't have cable or dish television.  I have an antenna perched 
very high in my attic, and about a dozen channels of HD network T.V. that I don't 
watch (I loathe commercials).  I have cable internet, and when I have the time, I 
stream videos.  I don't know what commercial you're all going on about--and I don't 
need to know.  R.L. is a pervert; I think that was nationally recognized some years 
ago.  Why do you guys keep talking about him? -- Kid Arcane

All -- How many of you guys are thinking about running a team in Seam (DM-20) as well 
as in Shadowspire?  I'm reorganizing my budget (and my priorities) so that I can 
guarantee a year-long run.  It seems like a promising opportunity. -- Kid Arcane

Lady Mordraith -- Wanted to take a few minutes to point out your incredible 1-4 last 
turn.  Is this the pinnacle of your sorry career?  Being around you is like being 
stuck in a crap blizzard. -- Den, manager of the Big Lake Outcasts and High Priest of 
the mighty Allied Axis

Wicked Martyrs -- Did you take managing lessons from Lady Mordraith?  Your 1-4 is 
almost as groovy as hers.  Try something different, perhaps shadowboxing. -- Den
P.S.  I have more kills than you and that is what really matters.

Monster Manual -- Haha, you went 0-5 and happened to run into a pile of anger I call 
Dave Lebeis.  Did you enjoy that very well placed challenge of mine?  Kind of a wizard 
when it comes to running a team, ain't I? -- Den

Vanek -- Well, well, well, you finally have something to brag about other than the 
night you tipped 3 cows in a row.  Your tin can you call a WOS somehow not only 
survives the inordinate amount of criticals that Dire Patience threw, but somehow 
manages to kill him in the process.  This is vexing, greatly vexing, even the crowd 
sat stunned at the finish not sure how this came to pass.  Reminded me of the match of 
lore where the Red Viper met the Mountain that Rides.  In each case, the wrong warrior 
won.  I shall press the Arenamaster for a correction. -- Den

Astri -- I don't know much, but I do know how to break shortswords.  Had I known your 
bare hand would be more effective against my armor I guess I would have reconsidered 
that crucial parry. -- Dave Lebeis

Gnometradamus -- Yeah, but I hit you first, and that is what the crowd remembers.  
Soon, I will be down-challenging you. -- Dicky Tourville

NBA Legends -- No, you're not up to the challenge. -- Den

DeGotti -- I am not sure what you actually do when you are not championing pedophiles, 
but your 2-3 proves it is not training your warriors.  So, do they sell men's clothes 
where you got that hat? -- Den

Kid Arcane -- Keep telling yourself that.  Maybe eventually you will start to believe 
it.  -- Vanek, Manager of Warmasters

Dire Patience -- Sorry for the dirt nap bro.  Your manager didn't do you any favors 
when he elected to have you challenge me.  That was a terrible match-up for you. -- 
Hadrian

Is that a Furry Fury and Philanthropists sighting I see?  Welcome back, boys! -- Vanek

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SASCHA was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ROB LOWE was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
COMET COLLISION was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ONE UGLY RU was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DAVE LEBEIS was savagely defeated by HADRIAN in a 5 minute veteran's Bloodfeud fight.
RINGO DEATHSTAR unbelievably bested SMUSHI in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
WICKED ALL REDD devastated BLACK BISON in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
THELONIUS was handily defeated by NYDERAWYN in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee.
AGRIPPA vanquished BRINDLE BADGER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge duel.
GARGANTIA was dispatched by CALIGULA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SHAMINO overpowered DIRTY WHITE MOTHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
JUIBLEX overpowered POUDREUX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DJEREE THE DJERK killed SKILORD in a 4 minute master's Challenge competition.
HAVANA BLACK was subdued by SOME KINDA PATE in a 1 minute master's Challenge match.
RUMMER was overcome by ASTRI in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
DRY MOUTH MAX was savagely defeated by MONOCEROS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
CERYOSHE lost to SAFFORD in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
WHISPER was executed by DICKY TOURVILLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LISHCHKA devastated RUSSEL HANSCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GIBSON demolished LE CHRURGIEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HAKUNA FRITTATA savagely defeated MORDECAI MOUSE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
KITTY TANTRUM was devastated by HUMDRUM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LOSER DEGOTTI outwaited LYON BEAR in a tiring 17 minute gruesome Challenge match.
RYK THE DRAGON was vanquished by WHITE LADY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
MAGIC was luckily beaten by BRUTAL GRUNGE in a 2 minute novice's Challenge match.
ILL WIND defeated SMOOTH HOPERATOR in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
PIXIE savagely defeated JEX in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
LOST LETTER was savagely defeated by TROG in a exciting 3 minute expert's match.
GUY DE CHAULIC overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute bout.
MAIMONIDES handily defeated KIMBHULEE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LIGDISH BANG was vanquished by BEAR NAKED in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DRAGONSCYTHE defeated MYKUL in a 1 minute gruesome duel.
GNOMETRADAMUS was overpowered by CREDITS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BROOSS was savagely defeated by ALLEZLES KEUS in a 2 minute brutal fight.
NAGA overpowered TOMOE GOZEN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PEEKING DUCK subdued BARBAROSSA in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
BLUE DRAGON was defeated by ROCKFORD in a 6 minute struggle.
BABY CRAMBUS demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
THE EMPRESS WU overcame FLIED LICE in a 2 minute fight.
SAILOR JEFFRY demolished KAREEM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WIND RAIN was subdued by LARRY BIRD in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
APSHAI vanquished APOCALYPTIC COW in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WILT THE STILT subdued DUCK OF DEATH in a 3 minute beginner's competition.
DOCTOR J beat STRATIA in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BAILEY lost to BOMBAY SAPPH in a 1 minute amateur's duel.
WYRMCLAW subdued SKAHT in a 1 minute beginner's conflict.
GUNNAR COTTON easily killed SKARA BRAE in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  17 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         LUNGING ATTACK    81 -  70 -  7      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         WALL OF STEEL     35 -  34 -  4      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  31 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         AIMED BLOW        47 -  50 -  2      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  22 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  31 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         STRIKING ATTACK   76 -  86 -  7      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  20 -  0      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  36 -  4      36  |

Turn 217 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    7 - 12         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3     AIMED BLOW         4 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        2 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    HADRIAN 2255               19   4  1  113 WARMASTERS (15)
LUNGING ATTACK   CALIGULA 2233              17  10  1  110 WARMASTERS (15)
STRIKING ATTACK  AGRIPPA 2161               21  14  2  109 WARMASTERS (15)
TOTAL PARRY      DJEREE THE DJERK 623       22  21  1  108 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
AIMED BLOW       GUY DE CHAULIC 2097        12   6  1   96 DARQUE AGES (29)
PARRY-STRIKE     BEAR NAKED 2052            17  10  1   94 FURRY FURY (25)
SLASHING ATTACK  CREDITS 2280               10   9  0   59 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GNOMETRADAMUS 2225         15  12  1   58 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NYDERAWYN 1046.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HADRIAN 2255.  The ten other most popular fighters were SKILORD 2186, TROG 466, 
HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307, PIXIE 2378, WIND RAIN 1997, MONOCEROS 2034, MORDECAI MOUSE 
2152, GUY DE CHAULIC 2097, PEEKING DUCK 2363, and AGRIPPA 2161.

The least popular fighter this week was LOSER DEGOTTI 2354.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LYON BEAR 2412, SKARA BRAE 2427, BAILEY 2387, APOCALYPTIC COW 
2417, KAREEM 2382, THE EMPRESS WU 2164, TOMOE GOZEN 2207, GNOMETRADAMUS 2225, MYKUL 
1018, and LIGDISH BANG 983.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

NYDERAWYN (81-1046) PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
JUIBLEX (81-2274) MONSTER MANUAL (87)