DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/13/2015    Duedate: 05/26/2015

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-218

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CALIGULA
WARMASTERS (15)
(81-2233) [18-10-1,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CALIGULA                       DOCTOR J
WARMASTERS (15)                NBA LEGENDS (156)
(81-2233) [18-10-1,124]        (81-2385) [3-1-0,27]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TROG                           LOST LETTER
WAR MACHINE (26)               LA PENTARCHIE (11)
(81-466) [18-18-1,111]         (81-2188) [21-12-0,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SOME KINDA HATE (102)       69
2. PRAY THE GODS (155)         43      LA PENTARCHIE (11)
3. BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)      40      Unchartered Team
4. WICKED MARTYRS (148)        36
5. WAR MACHINE (26)            30      NBA LEGENDS (156)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       608 462 21 56.8   1/ 1 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    11  4 0
 2/ 4 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      382 298 11 56.2   2/ 3 WARMASTERS (15)          10  5 2
 3/ 2 EINHERJAR (157)           29  23  1 55.8   3/ 2 OTTO'S DINER (96)         9  5 0
 4/ 1*NBA LEGENDS (156)         11   9  1 55.0   4/ 7 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    9  6 2
 5/ 5 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    586 496 17 54.2   5/ 4*NBA LEGENDS (156)         8  7 1
 6/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)         459 391 18 54.0   6/ 6 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       7  6 0
 7/ 7 SOME KINDA HATE (102)    143 125 15 53.4   7/ 5 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        7  7 0
 8/ 8 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     100  89  5 52.9   8/15 FURRY FURY (25)           7  8 0
 9/ 9 WARMASTERS (15)          556 513 39 52.0   9/12 INEBRIATION (27)          7  8 0
10/10 OTTO'S DINER (96)        398 371 18 51.8  10/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      7  8 0
11/11 FURRY FURY (25)          343 357 20 49.0  11/10 THE COMMODORES (150)      7  8 0
12/12 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)   160 174  5 47.9  12/11 PRAY THE GODS (155)       6  8 0
13-13 LITERATE LOONS (40)      433 496 18 46.6  13/18 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)      6  9 0
14/14 PHILANTHROPISTS (85)     127 153  2 45.4  14/19 SOME KINDA HATE (102)     5  5 1
15/15 MONSTER MANUAL (87)      359 440 14 44.9  15/13 WAR MACHINE (26)          5 10 0
16/17 PRAY THE GODS (155)       24  30  3 44.4  16/14 MONSTER MANUAL (87)       5 10 0
17/16 THE COMMODORES (150)      68  87  1 43.9  17/16 EINHERJAR (157)           4  6 0
18/18 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)   256 340 20 43.0  18/17 DARQUE AGES (29)          4  6 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 SEARCH THE SKY (136)      98 146  5 40.2  19- 8 SEARCH THE SKY (136)      4  6 0
20/20 WAR MACHINE (26)          86 141 10 37.9  20-20 LITERATE LOONS (40)       1  0 0
21/21 INEBRIATION (27)          47 105  5 30.9  21/21 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    1  9 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Greetings, Shadowspire!  It has been a long few years of no dueling, however we 
couldn't be happier being back and on the throne our second turn as well.  My stay on 
the throne is brief with my immediate invite, however; I will gladly retire as an 
immortal Lord.  No one thought I could do such a thing--I am living proof any 
replacement rollup can win.  Oh the joy!  The life of early retirement!  I will visit 
often and make appearanaces because, well, this town has been good to me and I have 
all the time in the world!

Turns out my favorite learn is Parry and weapon the Great Axe, of course!  My godling 
stats are:  21-12-11-17-9-5-10(1), BA.  I was not gifted in damage, or well-designed, 
and my manager couldn't be happier to see me go and is just glad I didn't ruin our 
team record like the other Basher on the team....

Farewell, Shadowspire!  Actually, I'll be here a lot, so see you around the watering 
holes!

                                          -- Nyderawn
                                             Philanthropists

P.S.  Thanks go out to Otto and Vanek for the welcome backs!

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome SHADOWSPIRE.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights 
have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Up 'n down.  Up 'n 
down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  Well, FURRY 
FURY's 8th moved them up to 3-2-0 place.  It seems so recently people were saying 
SOME KINDA HATE was washed up, finished.  But 4-1-1 moved them up 5.  I guess they're 
washed no more...  What's with SIMO HAYHA?  He actually beat FURRY FURY's BRINDLE 
BADGER, and walked away with 46 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at 
EINHERJAR.  ROLLO lost 20 points to CERYOSHE.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe 
ROLLO will provide more easy wins...  SHADOWSPIRE has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit 
back and get lazy.  He challenged DARQUE AGES' MAIMONIDES (16-17-0), which should 
prove (ahem!) interesting.  Try as he might, MAIMONIDES wasn't good enough at 
persuading NYDERAWYN to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  I suppose you want 
to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  
SHADOWSPIRE thinks THE COMMODORES and their 68-87-1 is too much!  If at first you 
don't succeed, give up...  Management must be dealin', as the boys at NBA LEGENDS 
ain't reelin'!  THE COMMODORES' mad!  What do people see in SMUSHI?  His 2-3-1?  
OTTO'S DINER ain't talkin', but he's got 10 points.  CALIGULA expects the easy win by 
going 16 points down.  JUIBLEX will find this a hard lesson!  I have to get this off 
my chest.  What a low dog, CALIGULA!  He can't set himself up in a real match.  I was 
sorry to see JUIBLEX lose.  Keep challenging up 32 points, HAVANA BLACK, and I won't 
have to write about you much longer.  THELONIUS always accepts those kind of 
challenges...  Sometimes what you expect to do (like in the fights) doesn't expect to 
turn out like you thought.  HAVANA BLACK subdued THELONIUS.  It don't make sense.  
SOME KINDA PATE of OTTO'S DINER knows how to pick 'em.  He challenged GUY DE CHAULIC 
of DARQUE AGES who is up by 19.  Now was this a wise move?  SOME KINDA PATE perhaps 
got his just desserts, seeing as he overcame GUY DE CHAULIC and ended up with 96 
recognition points.  I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights 
that ALCESTE gets in.  It fights people like DUCK OF DEATH, 11 points below.  I 
thought ALCESTE showed great skill and promise when it subdued DUCK OF DEATH.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Warriors of SHADOWSPIRE unite.  You have only your games to lose!  So OTTO'S 
DINER sent FLIED LICE to the Dark Arena.  Big deal.  Plenty more fighters where FLIED 
LICE came from.  Dime a dozen...  Now, Spyreporters...  SIMO HAYHA killed BRINDLE 
BADGER, and expects revenge from FURRY FURY.  The dead are better off dead--they have 
no worries.  DJEREE THE DJERK was plum wore out after LOST LETTER pounded 'im silly 
in a Bloodfeud.  THE MONGOLOIDS II'll have to get a little better before going after 
LOST LETTER again!  Someone told HADRIAN that BIG LAKE OUTCASTS never Bloodfeuded, 
that he'd have an easy kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is right sorry.  
DICKY TOURVILLE larned his lesson (RINGO DEATHSTAR taught it well), and we right 
likely won't be seein' 'im fight any CULT OF BACCHUS members with the same gusto.  
Someone told LISHCHKA that DRAGONBANE GUILD never Bloodfeuded, that she'd have an 
easy kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is right sorry.  GUNNAR COTTON was plum 
wore out after ROCKFORD pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud.  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS'll have 
to get a little better before going after ROCKFORD again!  Is it my imagination, or 
are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
The end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want 
to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALIGULA 2233                18  10  1   124       WARMASTERS (15)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIMO HAYHA 2261              11   9  1   113       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 AGRIPPA 2161                 22  14  2   111       WARMASTERS (15)
 TROG 466                     18  18  1   111       WAR MACHINE (26)
 BEAR NAKED 2052              18  10  1   106       FURRY FURY (25)
-RING LARDNER 2183            19  13  0   105       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 MR BRAIN SMASHER 2234        13  11  1   104       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 LOST LETTER 2188             21  12  0   103       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 MAIMONIDES 1987              16  17  0    96       DARQUE AGES (29)
 SOME KINDA PATE 2224         12  17  0    96       OTTO'S DINER (96)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DJEREE THE DJERK 623         22  22  1    90       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 DAVE LEBEIS 2237             19   7  0    90       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 HAVANA BLACK 561             13  15  0    89       WAR MACHINE (26)
 HADRIAN 2255                 19   5  1    84       WARMASTERS (15)
 KIMBHULEE 1019               19  14  0    83       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 DIRTY WHITE MOTHER 2145      19  19  1    82       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 GUY DE CHAULIC 2097          12   7  1    82       DARQUE AGES (29)
 POUDREUX 2187                15  18  0    80       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 ASTRID 2423                   8   3  1    79       EINHERJAR (157)
 SHAMINO 2285                 10   9  0    78       THE COMMODORES (150)
 THELONIUS 2174               21  12  1    76       WARMASTERS (15)
 LIGDISH BANG 983             13  37  0    76       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 DRAGONSCYTHE 2340            11   2  1    71       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
-ASTRI 2288                    9   6  0    71       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 RUMMER 2320                   7   4  1    71       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 GNOMETRADAMUS 2225           16  12  1    67       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALLEZLES KEUS 2256           13  10  0    66       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 RINGO DEATHSTAR 2310         10   4  0    65       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 NAGA 2281                    10  10  1    63       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 CERYOSHE 2347                 6   4  0    60       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 MYKUL 1018                   13  20  0    59       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 SAFFORD 1564                  9   6  0    59       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MONOCEROS 2034               10  17  1    58       SEARCH THE SKY (136)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GIBSON 2381                   6   0  0    54       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 DICKY TOURVILLE 2276         12   9  1    53       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 CREDITS 2280                 10  10  0    53       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307          7   8  0    50       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 PEEKING DUCK 2363             7   1  0    48       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 BROOSS 1287                   4   6  0    45       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 DRY MOUTH MAX 2072            9  17  0    44       FURRY FURY (25)
 BABY CRAMBUS 2343             6   4  0    44       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 THE EMPRESS WU 2164           7   5  0    42       DARQUE AGES (29)
 BARBAROSSA 2098              10   9  0    39       DARQUE AGES (29)
 ROLLO 2425                    7   4  0    39       EINHERJAR (157)
 ROCKFORD 2317                 7   8  0    39       THE COMMODORES (150)
 APSHAI 2380                   3   3  0    39       THE COMMODORES (150)
 MORDECAI MOUSE 2152           8   9  0    38       FURRY FURY (25)
 LISHCHKA 2322                 6   5  1    37       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 SAILOR JEFFRY 2338            5   7  1    35       INEBRIATION (27)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOMOE GOZEN 2207              4   3  0    33       DARQUE AGES (29)
 WHITE LADY 2350               4   6  0    32       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 OMFUG 2341                    6   4  2    31       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 RYK THE DRAGON 2371           4   3  0    29       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 BLUE DRAGON 2332              7   7  0    28       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 JEX 1628                      4   7  0    28       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 DOCTOR J 2385                 3   1  0    27       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 SMOOTH HOPERATOR 2344         4   6  0    25       INEBRIATION (27)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAETHA 2426                   6   5  0    23       EINHERJAR (157)
 LOSER DEGOTTI 2354            6   3  0    23       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 WICKED ALL REDD 2315          4  10  1    23       INEBRIATION (27)
 GEIR 2421                     3   3  0    23       EINHERJAR (157)
 LE CHRURGIEN 2342             5   6  0    22       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 SVEN 2422                     3   6  0    19       EINHERJAR (157)
 BOMBAY SAPPH 2416             2   0  0    18       INEBRIATION (27)
 PIXIE 2378                    3   3  0    17       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 WYRMCLAW 2389                 3   2  0    17       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 BAILEY 2387                   3   2  0    17       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 ALCESTE 2355                  4   4  0    16       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 MAGIC 2386                    3   1  1    16       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 KITTY TANTRUM 2241            3   5  0    15       FURRY FURY (25)
 HUMDRUM 2397                  2   2  0    15       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 GUNNAR COTTON 2419            1   1  1    14       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 BLACK BISON 2359              2   6  1    13       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 ILL WIND 2398                 3   1  0    12       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 WIND RAIN 1997                2   6  0    12       PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
 SMUSHI 2375                   2   3  1    10       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 BRUTAL GRUNGE 2390            2   3  0     9       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 RUSSEL HANSCH 2396            2   2  0     8       WAR MACHINE (26)
 KAREEM 2382                   2   2  0     8       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 LARRY BIRD 2384               2   2  0     8       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 ERASTES 2432                  1   0  0     8       WARMASTERS (15)
 WILT THE STILT 2383           1   3  0     6       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 DUNYA 2413                    1   0  0     5       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 HOLLOWSOUL 2414               1   0  0     5       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 LYON BEAR 2412                1   2  0     5       THE COMMODORES (150)
 DUCK OF DEATH 2408            0   3  0     3       WAR MACHINE (26)
 ZATHOG 2399                   0   3  0     3       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 TANGRAMAYNE 2430              0   1  0     2       THE COMMODORES (150)
-STRATIA 2415                  0   1  0     1       SEARCH THE SKY (136)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VESH 2431                     0   1  0     1       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 SNOTTY 2428                   0   1  0     1       WAR MACHINE (26)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DIRE PATIENCE 2232     10 16 2 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 HADRIAN 2255          216  JUST REVENGED
SOULBLOOD 2368          0  2 0 CULT OF BACCHUS 4    SMUSHI 2375           215  REVENGED
WHISPER 2325            8  4 0 CULT OF BACCHUS 4    DICKY TOURVILLE 2276  217  JUST REVENGED
GROK DA CAVEMAN 2364    3  1 0 DRAGONBANE GUILD 13  LISHCHKA 2322         214  JUST REVENGED
BRINDLE BADGER 2004    22 12 0 FURRY FURY 25        SIMO HAYHA 2261       218   
APOCALYPTIC COW 2417    0  2 0 INEBRIATION 27       MAGIC 2386            218   
JUDAS YEAST 2392        0  2 0 INEBRIATION 27       BLACK BISON 2359      215  JUST REVENGED
SKILORD 2186           14 18 0 LA PENTARCHIE 11     DJEREE THE DJERK 623  217  JUST REVENGED
FLIED LICE 2362         5  3 1 OTTO'S DINER 96      SPYMASTER             218  NONE
GARGANTIA 2300          9  5 2 SEARCH THE SKY 136   CALIGULA 2233         217   
CARNIFERN 2346          2  5 0 THE COMMODORES 150   SAILOR JEFFRY 2338    215  REVENGED
SKARA BRAE 2427         0  1 0 THE COMMODORES 150   GUNNAR COTTON 2419    217  JUST REVENGED
SKAHT 2370              0  4 0 THE MONGOLOIDS II 30 BANDIT PRINCE         218  NONE
NERO 2257              12  8 0 WARMASTERS 15        GARGANTIA 2300        215  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Den -- Everyone can see how happy you are for killing Whisper by your four tooth grin!  
Yes, I can count to four, in fact here's a fun fact about the number four:  If you 
look at the career team records on turn 217 and start at the TOP and count down four, 
you will see my team!  If you go to the BOTTOM and count up four, guess who's team 
that is?  See you the next four turns!  By the way! -- DeGotti
P.S. My 2-3 still kept me above you in the 3 turn rankings!

Crambus -- At least Vanek taught you something! -- DeGotti

Darque -- Welcome back!  Drinks are on me AFTER you do the next SYP! -- DeGotti

Kid Arcane -- Your dissertation about your TV situation was a bore! TL ;D RLowe was 
contracted to do commercials for Direct TV.  The ads were rather humorous! Direct TV 
was called out for false or misleading advertising and all of the commercials were 
pulled! -- DeGotti

Kid Arcane -- Bourne of Hate will be my representation in Seam DM#20! -- DeGotti

I see how it is.  All welcome and hugs on the first turn, and then insults on the 
second turn.  Well, we're ready, so let's get it on. -- NBA Legends

Brutal Grunge -- That didn't go how I expected. -- Magic

Otis -- Well, if I knew you were going to cry like a little girl I would have been 
more cautious and treated you like the delicate little flower that you are.  So, you 
claim that the reason you are not fighting here is not because of your innate fear of 
my success but instead had to do with "prepping warriors for the tournament".  You do 
realize that warriors from Shadowspire cannot compete in tourneys....right?  How lame 
is your next excuse going to be?  I'm a joke?  Really?  Listen buttercup, I cannot 
imagine what it must be like for you to walk through life with failure so thick around 
you that it's envelope is so heavy it feels like someone is behind you, but when you 
spin around to see what is there you are simply looking at the footsteps of a loser 
whose life is seldom seen by anyone else, failure your constant companion and a cruel 
mistress.  I was impressed with your personal ad last turn, so impressed that I 
thought about it and then did some research.  Turns out you copied me almost word for 
word, look at Khalani turn 57 at what I said to Bladerunner.  They say that imitation 
is the sincerest form of flattery, so thank you!  Maybe you should change your name to 
Otis the Impersonator, or Otis the Plagiarizer, or Otis the Copy Cat, or Otis the Guy 
Nobody Cares About, or Otis the Tourney Prepper.  Stay off the sands, it is home to 
real warriors and real managers. -- Den

DeGotti -- So the DTV ads are removed huh?  Thank goodness you recorded them so you 
can watch them over and over again for your viewing pleasure. -- Den

Hombre -- I see you have been introduced to my new recruit, Mr. Gunnar Cotton.  You 
cannot even imagine my uproarious laughter at seeing his kill.  That little sting you 
felt, that was what remained of your pride leaving. -- Den

Monoceros -- Really?  Amazing you walked away with both your arms with the beating I 
was giving you.  Pretty pathetic actually. -- The Dicky Tourville

Kid Arcane -- Don't worry about it, the grownups are talking, that is time for you to 
just sit there and nod your head up and down, like normal.  Lord of freaks. -- Den

DeGotti -- In true loser fashion you send an ill-advised challenge my way, and lost 
your Whisper.  Did you name him Whisper because that it what you would do in his ear 
when the moon is full?  Try to remember, Master of Ineptitude, that where I am great, 
you are not, and thus warriors will lose their life because of it.  I am guessing you 
will bring your bloodfueds with the same intellect that you bring your weekly 
challenges, which is good for me. -- Den 

Kid Arcane -- I am not going to lie, that was very satisfying.  What made you decide 
to challenge Caligula; we'll never know.  Thank you all the same. -- Vanek, Manager of 
Warmasters

Crambus -- I can't even take you serious any more.  I read your posts and just 
chuckle.  Thanks for the comic relief around here. -- Vanek

Einherjar -- Welcome to Shadowspire.  We hope you enjoy the arena as much as we do! -- 
Vanek

Darque Ages -- Welcome back!  Glad to see you return! -- Vanek

Nyderawyn -- Vanek hosed me when he didn't check the Challenge Strategy box.  What's 
done is done, but you better believe I'll be trying for a rematch!  -- Thelonius

Thelonius -- Sorry bud, I dropped the ball on that one.  My bad. -- Vanek

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLIED LICE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SKAHT was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DRAGONSCYTHE demolished LISHCHKA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
LOST LETTER viciously subdued DJEREE THE DJERK in a 4 minute master's Bloodfeud brawl.
DAVE LEBEIS luckily beat HADRIAN in a 5 minute master's Bloodfeud competition.
ROCKFORD bested GUNNAR COTTON in a 2 minute master vs. amateur Bloodfeud match.
RINGO DEATHSTAR defeated DICKY TOURVILLE in a 2 minute gruesome Bloodfeud melee.
SAILOR JEFFRY vanquished BLACK BISON in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
NYDERAWYN narrowly defeated MAIMONIDES in a popular 1 minute expert's Challenge duel.
CALIGULA overpowered JUIBLEX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title match.
SOME KINDA PATE beat GUY DE CHAULIC in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SIMO HAYHA savagely slew BRINDLE BADGER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge match.
HAVANA BLACK devastated THELONIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
RUMMER devastated PEEKING DUCK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HAKUNA FRITTATA viciously subdued DRY MOUTH MAX in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
BROOSS was devastated by GNOMETRADAMUS in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge duel.
GIBSON bested BABY CRAMBUS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
APSHAI devastated WICKED ALL REDD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WIND RAIN was demolished by SMOOTH HOPERATOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LAETHA was overpowered by TOMOE GOZEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ALCESTE bested DUCK OF DEATH in a 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
GEIR vanquished SMUSHI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SVEN was overcome by WHITE LADY in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
OMFUG devastated RUSSEL HANSCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BOMBAY SAPPH defeated KAREEM in a exciting 1 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
WILT THE STILT was savagely defeated by KITTY TANTRUM in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
BAILEY defeated LARRY BIRD in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge match.
TROG overpowered LIGDISH BANG in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
MR BRAIN SMASHER handily defeated SHAMINO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
AGRIPPA beat POUDREUX in a action packed 1 minute veteran's fight.
BEAR NAKED handily defeated KIMBHULEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASTRID was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute fight.
DIRTY WHITE MOTHER overpowered CREDITS in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MYKUL was handily defeated by NAGA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ROLLO was vanquished by CERYOSHE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ALLEZLES KEUS savagely defeated THE EMPRESS WU in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
SAFFORD handily defeated BARBAROSSA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIXIE was subdued by RYK THE DRAGON in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
MORDECAI MOUSE viciously subdued BLUE DRAGON in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
LOSER DEGOTTI outlasted ILL WIND in a monotonous 13 minute competition.
LE CHRURGIEN viciously subdued ZATHOG in a exciting 2 minute veteran vs. novice duel.
JEX vanquished BRUTAL GRUNGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided struggle.
DOCTOR J overcame HUMDRUM in a 2 minute brutal amateur's fight.
MAGIC easily killed APOCALYPTIC COW in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
WYRMCLAW narrowly defeated TANGRAMAYNE in a exciting 4 minute novice's match.
LYON BEAR was defeated by ERASTES in a 2 minute gory novice's duel.
HOLLOWSOUL overcame VESH in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
DUNYA won victory over SNOTTY in a 1 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  18 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  21 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         LUNGING ATTACK    81 -  74 -  7      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         STRIKING ATTACK   83 -  85 -  8      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         AIMED BLOW        50 -  54 -  3      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         WALL OF STEEL     33 -  37 -  4      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  30 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  34 -  1      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  39 -  4      36  |

Turn 218 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  1     AIMED BLOW         5 -  8         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  7     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  5         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 10     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  6         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CALIGULA 2233              18  10  1  124 WARMASTERS (15)
AIMED BLOW       SIMO HAYHA 2261            11   9  1  113 SOME KINDA HATE (102)
STRIKING ATTACK  AGRIPPA 2161               22  14  2  111 WARMASTERS (15)
PARRY-STRIKE     BEAR NAKED 2052            18  10  1  106 FURRY FURY (25)
BASHING ATTACK   MR BRAIN SMASHER 2234      13  11  1  104 SOME KINDA HATE (102)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    LOST LETTER 2188           21  12  0  103 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
TOTAL PARRY      DAVE LEBEIS 2237           19   7  0   90 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
SLASHING ATTACK  ASTRID 2423                 8   3  1   79 EINHERJAR (157)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GNOMETRADAMUS 2225         16  12  1   67 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TROG 466.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LOST LETTER 2188.  The ten other most popular fighters were HADRIAN 2255, ALLEZLES 
KEUS 2256, SIMO HAYHA 2261, DRY MOUTH MAX 2072, HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307, TANGRAMAYNE 
2430, BOMBAY SAPPH 2416, MORDECAI MOUSE 2152, LE CHRURGIEN 2342, and DUCK OF DEATH 
2408.

The least popular fighter this week was LOSER DEGOTTI 2354.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ILL WIND 2398, BRINDLE BADGER 2004, SNOTTY 2428, VESH 2431, 
LYON BEAR 2412, APOCALYPTIC COW 2417, BRUTAL GRUNGE 2390, ZATHOG 2399, BARBAROSSA 
2098, and ROLLO 2425.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LOST LETTER (81-2188) LA PENTARCHIE (11)
MAIMONIDES (81-1987) DARQUE AGES (29)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NYDERAWYN (81-1046) PHILANTHROPISTS (85)
JUIBLEX (81-2274) MONSTER MANUAL (87)