DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/11/2015 Duedate: 11/24/2015
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-231
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GNOMETRADAMUS
CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
(81-2225) [24-17-1,117]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GNOMETRADAMUS TWO-FINGER TONY
CULT OF BACCHUS (4) SHANGHAIED (161)
(81-2225) [24-17-1,117] (81-2499) [6-2-0,58]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MYKUL BABY CRAMBUS
THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
(81-1018) [21-25-0,102] (81-2343) [14-9-0,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FURRY FURY (25)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WARMASTERS (15) 61
2. THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) 43 NBA LEGENDS (156)
3. PRAY THE GODS (155) 38 Unchartered Team
4. THE MONSANTIS (112) 37
5. CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 21 SHANGHAIED (161)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*WARM & FUZZY (165) 4 1 1 80.0 1/ 4 FURRY FURY (25) 10 5 1
2/ 2*SHANGHAIED (161) 26 14 0 65.0 2/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 10 5 0
3/ 3 NBA LEGENDS (156) 43 32 5 57.3 3/ 8 THE MONSANTIS (112) 9 6 1
4/ 5 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 419 325 14 56.3 4/11 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 9 6 1
5/ 4 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 633 492 22 56.3 5/ 3 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 9 6 0
6/ 6 SOME KINDA HATE (102) 179 149 16 54.6 6/ 7 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) 8 4 1
7/ 7 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 619 527 17 54.0 7/12*SHANGHAIED (161) 8 7 0
8/ 8 DARQUE AGES (29) 491 422 18 53.8 8/18 DOOM BRIGADE (158) 7 8 1
9/ 9 ERRATA (44) 85 74 3 53.5 9/17 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 7 8 0
10/10 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 132 122 9 52.0 10/ 5 INEBRIATION (27) 7 8 0
11/12 WARMASTERS (15) 582 548 42 51.5 11/21 BONE MUNCHERS (159) 6 7 0
12/11 OTTO'S DINER (96) 428 406 21 51.3 12/ 1 SEARCH THE SKY (136) 6 8 0
13-13 PUPPET LORDS (162) 35 35 1 50.0 13/14 MONSTER MANUAL (87) 6 9 1
14/14 FURRY FURY (25) 380 385 21 49.7 14/13 DARQUE AGES (29) 6 9 0
15/15 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) 194 201 7 49.1 15- 9 PUPPET LORDS (162) 5 0 0
16/17 PRAY THE GODS (155) 53 59 3 47.3 16/22 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 5 4 0
17/16 THE COMMODORES (150) 101 118 4 46.1 17/25 WARMASTERS (15) 5 6 0
18/19 THE MONSANTIS (112) 70 85 5 45.2 18/24 PRAY THE GODS (155) 5 6 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18 MONSTER MANUAL (87) 385 477 16 44.7 19/ 6 SOME KINDA HATE (102) 5 7 0
20/20 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 288 373 21 43.6 20/15 THE COMMODORES (150) 5 9 0
21/21 SEARCH THE SKY (136) 123 175 6 41.3 21/10 WAR MACHINE (26) 5 10 2
22/23 BONE MUNCHERS (159) 26 41 1 38.8 22/19 OTTO'S DINER (96) 5 10 0
23/24 WAR MACHINE (26) 108 184 15 37.0 23-20*WARM & FUZZY (165) 4 1 1
24/25 DOOM BRIGADE (158) 20 35 1 36.4 24/23 NBA LEGENDS (156) 4 6 0
25/26 INEBRIATION (27) 73 144 7 33.6 25/26 ERRATA (44) 4 6 0
26/22*SCORPIO LIKES: (163) 6 12 1 33.3 26/16*SCORPIO LIKES: (163) 4 9 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Greetings one and all!
First off, I'd like to thank two people, JE for not fighting last cycle and allowing
me to ascend to the throne and Hakuna Frittata for graciously bowing his head to me in
our battle when he knew I was the better warrior!
It's been too long since one of the Cult has been able to capture the DM Title and let
me tell you this throne room is a mess! It looks like squatters took up refuge in
here! While setting up for my stay here, I came across a list of questions left from a
previous holder of the throne room, my guess it was from one of the AA members because
the questions were totally obscure. I went ahead and answered them anyway;
1. What's the most money you've ever drunkenly spent at Otto's Diner? -- That place
isn't very expensive, so not much.
2. Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? -- I've never tried!
3. Do you agree that Vanek is a huge a-hole and probably the most annoying manager in
Shadowspire? -- Yes and no.
4. Do you think Zac Efron is really nice in real life or does he just walk around with
his abs out telling people to go fetch him vegetables? -- I'm not sure who Zac Efron
is!
5. On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find Grimm, Hombre and DeGotti? --
Well, that's not very nice, now is it? 5, 4 and 5!
There are more questions that I will be sure to share with you all after next turn!
Until then, adios!
Gnometradamus
SPY REPORT
I have finally returned from the tournament. It was a wonderful event to behold.
There is something about walking corpses fighting to the undeath that appeals to me.
I won't spoil anything for those that are still in the dark as to how events unfolded.
But, congrats to the winners and condolences to everyone else.
Some of you will be happy to know that I did not fire Intern Abe. He is my sister's
kid, so for the sake of family harmony, I have kept him employed. I did move him to
the mailroom and threaten a demotion to outhouse duty if he doesn't mind his P's and
Q's for a while. I did fire the good-for-nothing assistant of mine that allowed him
to publish his reports. Well, enough small talk! Let us get down to the important
business, which is Shadowspire's 231st turn!
Astri reached for the stars this week, challenging our reigning Duelmaster
Gnometradamus. From all reports, it was a back and forth struggle that ended with
Gnometradamus coming out on top. He was well rewarded for his efforts and shortly
after the fight received an invitation to the Isle of the Eye to join the immortal
Lord Protectors. Congrats to DeGotti, who manages Cult of Bacchus, and our current
Duelmaster, Gnometradamus. The throne will be opened for a new champion next turn,
but who will step forward and take it? There are a number of worthy Challenger
Champions that could make next cycle's title match a must-see bout!
Big Lake Outcasts were the most avoided team this turn. Big shock! Doom Brigade
avoided them the most. The lesson is clear, dear readers, down challenge enough and
people will remember your team's name and number when they issue avoids to the
Commission. In news that is becoming too passe to report, Big Lake Outcasts down
challenged by 26 points and Inebriation dipped down by 18. Scorpio Likes: was the
unfortunate recipient of both down challenges. Is there some bad blood between the AA
and Scorpio? I know I would love to hear the story, and I'm sure the other readers
would as well.
It was not a particularly deadly turn numerically speaking, but there were a few
veterans that passed worthy of noting. Stump of Errata fought his last this turn,
moving on to the afterlife with a 14-18 record. Despite a losing record, 32 FE is
quite an investment to make in a fighter and see him die upon the sands. I hope JE
had life insurance policy on Stump. The next experienced fighter to move on from this
mortal coil was Apshai of The Commodores. Dry Mouth Max from Furry Fury unleashed the
fatal blow upon Apshai, ending his life and dueling career at 8-11. Also of note this
cycle, Dragonbane Guild and La Pentarchie allowed blood feuds to slip by without
exacting revenge on the killers. I must ask Nomad and Le Pentarque if this is a new
dueling approach or merely a matter of circumstances in the arena?
I have already congratulated Gnometradamus on attaining immortality, but I also want
to extend a hearty hurrah to Rummer from Pray the Gods. He will also be making the
trek to the Isle of the Eye after next turn. Also deserving recognition this turn are
The Monsantis and Wicked Martyrs. They moved into the top 5 this turn. To Doom
Brigade and Bone Munchers we give the loudest shout to for making giant leaps in the
rankings. Doom Brigade moved up 10 spots from 18th to 8th. Bone Munchers also moved
10 places, going from 21st to 11th. The biggest tumbles this turn belonged to Some
Kinda Hate and Search the Sky. Some Kinda Hate had the biggest fall, dropping 13
spots. However, Search the Sky might have had the most painful fall as they dropped
out of the number 1 spot to 12th.
I have to bring this all to a close now. It is good to be back at my desk working
diligently, but it will be better to sleep in my own bed tonight. I hope to see each
of you next turn, and I pray for a few new faces too. Good fortune to each of you on
turn 232!
-- Phineas Rannulf
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GNOMETRADAMUS 2225 24 17 1 117 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STRAY CAT 242 21 10 0 114 ERRATA (44)
DRY MOUTH MAX 2072 16 23 1 113 FURRY FURY (25)
OMFUG 2341 17 6 2 111 SOME KINDA HATE (102)
LISHCHKA 2322 15 9 1 107 PRAY THE GODS (155)
SUICIDE SEED 1402 12 12 2 107 THE MONSANTIS (112)
RUMMER 2320 16 8 1 104 PRAY THE GODS (155)
MYKUL 1018 21 25 0 102 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
POUDREUX 2187 20 26 0 100 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
BABY CRAMBUS 2343 14 9 0 100 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307 16 12 1 99 OTTO'S DINER (96)
ASTRI 2288 12 14 0 91 SEARCH THE SKY (136)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAVANA BLACK 561 21 20 0 90 WAR MACHINE (26)
MONOCEROS 2034 17 21 1 90 SEARCH THE SKY (136)
PEEKING DUCK 2363 14 7 1 89 OTTO'S DINER (96)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALLEZLES KEUS 2256 21 15 0 88 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
GUY DE CHAULIC 2097 18 14 1 88 DARQUE AGES (29)
DAVE LEBEIS 2237 24 15 0 87 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
RINGO DEATHSTAR 2310 17 10 1 87 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
SHAMINO 2285 17 15 0 87 THE COMMODORES (150)
NAGA 2281 18 15 1 84 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
CREDITS 2280 17 16 1 84 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
DICKY TOURVILLE 2276 17 17 1 83 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
BAILEY 2387 12 6 1 82 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
GARCHOMP 2470 9 2 0 82 FURRY FURY (25)
MORDECAI MOUSE 2152 14 16 0 79 FURRY FURY (25)
TOMOE GOZEN 2207 11 9 0 76 DARQUE AGES (29)
ZIPPO 239 14 18 0 73 ERRATA (44)
THE EMPRESS WU 2164 15 10 0 72 DARQUE AGES (29)
-SAJAN 2510 8 6 0 72 PUPPET LORDS (162)
BARBAROSSA 2098 18 14 0 68 DARQUE AGES (29)
SIMO HAYHA 2261 17 16 1 68 SOME KINDA HATE (102)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAILOR JEFFRY 2338 10 15 2 66 INEBRIATION (27)
LARRY BIRD 2384 9 6 1 64 NBA LEGENDS (156)
RYK THE DRAGON 2371 9 11 0 63 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
-VALEROS 2512 7 7 0 63 PUPPET LORDS (162)
LYON BEAR 2412 9 7 0 61 THE COMMODORES (150)
GIBSON 2381 12 7 1 60 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
KITTY TANTRUM 2241 10 11 0 59 FURRY FURY (25)
TWO-FINGER TONY 2499 6 2 0 58 SHANGHAIED (161)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THREE-TOE JOE 2501 6 2 0 54 SHANGHAIED (161)
LOSER DEGOTTI 2354 15 7 0 52 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
BLUE DRAGON 2332 10 17 0 51 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
BROOSS 1287 9 14 0 51 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
ZATHOG 2399 7 9 1 51 SOME KINDA HATE (102)
ALCESTE 2355 11 10 0 50 SOME KINDA HATE (102)
DOCTOR J 2385 9 6 0 48 NBA LEGENDS (156)
WILT THE STILT 2383 7 8 1 48 NBA LEGENDS (156)
HOLLOWSOUL 2414 8 6 2 43 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
CALLAMYTIE 2496 4 4 1 43 DOOM BRIGADE (158)
TU DU 1652 7 1 2 42 THE MONSANTIS (112)
HAKEEM 2521 3 1 2 40 NBA LEGENDS (156)
ILL WIND 2398 11 6 0 39 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
PIXIE 2378 9 10 0 39 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
KAREEM 2382 7 8 0 37 NBA LEGENDS (156)
BRUTAL GRUNGE 2390 9 9 0 36 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
HUMDRUM 2397 7 10 0 36 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
ABDUHL AHLEZAD 2448 7 8 0 36 BONE MUNCHERS (159)
BYRUHO 2455 6 6 1 36 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
-TRAICA 2509 6 8 0 35 PUPPET LORDS (162)
HATEFUL DESIRE 2457 8 4 1 34 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BELLINOS 2508 7 3 1 33 PUPPET LORDS (162)
BRAVE BULL 2453 7 5 1 33 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
CEREBRAL VORTEX 2447 6 8 1 33 BONE MUNCHERS (159)
DISCIPLE O CLAW 2489 5 3 0 33 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
-SORINA 2507 3 1 0 32 PUPPET LORDS (162)
GRIZZLY REMAINS 2459 7 5 0 31 FURRY FURY (25)
THE PAPERBOY 2465 6 5 0 30 THE COMMODORES (150)
JED SAWYER 2474 5 5 2 30 WAR MACHINE (26)
PHO C 2444 5 8 1 30 OTTO'S DINER (96)
SUPERWEED 1675 3 4 0 30 THE MONSANTIS (112)
BARATUS 2515 2 4 1 29 WARMASTERS (15)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEER GUT 2490 8 0 0 26 INEBRIATION (27)
PLAN COLUMBIA 1612 6 4 1 26 THE MONSANTIS (112)
NO-TEETH KEITH 2500 5 3 0 26 SHANGHAIED (161)
VILBRADR 2435 4 7 0 26 DOOM BRIGADE (158)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORGUHN 2524 3 3 1 23 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
BLOODY MARIA 2536 2 3 0 23 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
QUARK 2438 5 6 1 22 SEARCH THE SKY (136)
ARMAGEDDON 2495 3 3 0 22 SEARCH THE SKY (136)
-PUPPY 2552 1 0 0 22 WARM & FUZZY (165)
THRAX 2567 2 0 0 21 WARMASTERS (15)
FOUR-EYED FLOYD 2503 6 2 0 20 SHANGHAIED (161)
WHITE LIGHTNING 2486 5 4 1 20 INEBRIATION (27)
CANICULE 2479 4 5 0 20 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
PHEARE 2433 4 7 0 19 DOOM BRIGADE (158)
PENUMBRA 2517 2 4 0 19 DOOM BRIGADE (158)
LLOYD 2492 5 2 0 17 BONE MUNCHERS (159)
FENN 2434 3 8 0 17 DOOM BRIGADE (158)
KROW 2504 3 3 0 17 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
SCAPULA 2571 1 0 0 17 WARMASTERS (15)
LADDY BUCK 2493 3 4 0 16 BONE MUNCHERS (159)
CHAIN 2523 3 1 0 16 ERRATA (44)
OLD MILL 2488 3 6 0 15 INEBRIATION (27)
MR. PIG STUFF 2498 2 6 0 15 OTTO'S DINER (96)
-KITTENS 2554 1 0 1 14 WARM & FUZZY (165)
TRAJAN 2566 1 0 0 14 WARMASTERS (15)
WYLD TURKEY 2505 3 4 0 13 INEBRIATION (27)
FREDDY FIREBALL 2557 2 1 1 13 WAR MACHINE (26)
-SLIPPERS 2551 1 0 0 13 WARM & FUZZY (165)
-BLANKET 2553 1 0 0 13 WARM & FUZZY (165)
SANDY PLEASE! 2564 1 0 0 11 PRAY THE GODS (155)
DAYBRANCH 2478 2 4 0 10 ERRATA (44)
CAJUN SEAFOOD 2526 2 2 1 9 SCORPIO LIKES: (163)
HEATWAVE 2542 1 3 1 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
BEEF JERKY 2530 1 3 0 9 SCORPIO LIKES: (163)
ALEXANDER NEVSKY 2541 2 2 0 8 DARQUE AGES (29)
LONG BLACK HAIR 2528 2 2 0 8 SCORPIO LIKES: (163)
MIND FLAYER 2525 1 5 0 8 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
SLUG FACE 2547 1 3 1 7 WAR MACHINE (26)
ECLIPSE 2565 1 0 0 7 SEARCH THE SKY (136)
A SMOKING WOMAN 2562 1 0 0 6 SCORPIO LIKES: (163)
SWAYGEN 2548 1 3 0 6 WAR MACHINE (26)
ANNISTON 2570 1 1 0 4 THE MONSANTIS (112)
MT. DEW: CODE RED 2527 0 4 0 4 SCORPIO LIKES: (163)
STORMCLAW 2569 0 2 0 2 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
LUNARIS 2572 0 1 0 1 WARMASTERS (15)
-WOOL SOCKS 2550 0 1 0 1 WARM & FUZZY (165)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DRAGONSCYTHE 2340 16 6 1 DRAGONBANE GUILD 13 HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307 227 NOT REVENGED
STUMP 238 14 18 0 ERRATA 44 CREDITS 2280 231
LE CHRURGIEN 2342 9 11 0 LA PENTARCHIE 11 RINGO DEATHSTAR 2310 227 NOT REVENGED
BRITNEY'S PEARS 2518 1 5 0 OTTO'S DINER 96 STONE GOLEM 231 NONE
CERYOSHE 2347 10 9 0 PRAY THE GODS 155 HAKEEM 2521 227 REVENGED
A SMOKING LADY 2529 0 1 0 SCORPIO LIKES: 163 SLUG FACE 2547 228
ONE-EYED CLYDE 2502 2 3 0 SHANGHAIED 161 HOLLOWSOUL 2414 228
SWABBIN STEVE 2558 0 1 0 SHANGHAIED 161 HEATWAVE 2542 229 JUST REVENGED
WEASEL WESLEY 2568 1 1 0 SHANGHAIED 161 MORGUHN 2524 231
APSHAI 2380 8 11 1 THE COMMODORES 150 DRY MOUTH MAX 2072 231
NEONICOTINOID 2556 0 1 0 THE MONSANTIS 112 FREDDY FIREBALL 2557 229 JUST REVENGED
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LAVINIUS 2516 1 4 1 WARMASTERS 15 JED SAWYER 2474 230
VESPASIAN 2520 2 2 0 WARMASTERS 15 TU DU 1652 230
PERSONAL ADS
*** NOTE from the Gladiatorial Commission ***
Several warriors were entered into the Grand Tournament from no-tourney arenas.
Please remember that each manager signed a pledge upon entering the no-tourney arenas,
stating "I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor
will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team" and "I understand that any
warrior that participates in a tournament or receives a tournament prize shall be sent
to the Dark Arena until they are dead." The Gladiatorial Commission assumes that
these entries were in error and has refused those warriors entry into the tournament.
However, an exception was made for warriors entered into Dead Tournaments, but it
shall be understood that if a no-tournament warrior earns resurrection, that team must
move to a regular arena or, as stated in the Pledge, that warrior must be sent to the
Dark Arena until they are dead. Please direct any questions to Customer Service.
All -- Our apologies for missing the past two turns. We are back and ready to pick up
where we left off. -- NBA Legends
Pray the Gods -- Extra apologies to you for Hakeem missing his date with destiny.
Lishchka -- An entire DM column for little old me. I feel so honored. I would very
much have liked to have been a 3-0-3 Duelmaster. -- Hakeem
One-Eyed Clyde -- I see that I'm a little late to acknowledge my biggest fan. --
Hakeem
White Lightning -- ... I see. -- Pheare
Old Mill -- See there, that was an appropriate challenge. -- Fenn
Britney's Pears -- There you go making me bring out the long spear again, oops... --
Vilbradr
Beefjerky -- Oh my, that was embarrassing. -- Penumbra
Shanghaied -- That was an excellent DM column! Always fun to read your stuff. :) --
Keyoke, mgr Doom Brigade
Shamino -- Those old tricks won't work any more. You should be ashamed of yourself
for trying! -- Monoceros
Barbarossa -- Last time we met I cleaned your clock. Why would you want to do that
again? -- Astri
Zathog -- Considering the difference in our experience levels, I would've thought you
might have taught me more skills or at least put up a better fight. Retire already!
-- Armageddon
Cerebral Vortex -- That war hammer tings! But, I have a new strategy I want to try
with you, hopefully soon. -- Quark
Scorpio -- Welcome to Shadowspire, and don't let yourself get demoralized too soon.
Den isn't really the chairman for our Shadowspire Welcoming Committee, but he likes to
pretend he is and hey, 'he who brings the snacks....' -- Kid Arcane
All -- By the by, whatever does 'AA' stand for? Amoroust Aardvarks? Alcoholic
Armadillos? Advocates for the Amish? Anal and Aggressive? Alms for the Afflicted?
Angry Adolescents? Acoustic Accompaniment? Abacus Adherents? Alpaca Apparel?
Amateur Actors? Ambivalent Archeologists? Animosity Always? (I have more...) Just
wondering. -- Kid Arcane
Dicky Tourville -- REALLY? You've challenged me a lot over my career. Didn't you
learn your lesson last time? -- Monoceros
Ryk the Dragon -- Just testing the waters, Lizard Breath. Don't get excited. --
Armageddon
Naga -- Cute trick, bribing some kid in the arena to wipe my blade's handle with lard!
Next time, try relying on just your skills. -- Astri
Lady Buck -- More 'Lady' than Laddy, don't you think? Gotta be ale to take a few
hits, son. Man up! -- Quark
Gnometradamus -- That name doesn't work well with the title of "Duelmaster." Let's
see if we can remedy that. -- Monoceros & Astri
Vanek -- Why is a union loving liberal like you quoting a champion Republican pres?
While we're on the subject of President Lincoln, take note that his wardrobe is more
up to date than yours. Do you plan on running a full team now? The rest of us signed
a pledge stating that we would, I guess special people get special favors, coward. --
Crambus
P.S. How are you going to handle the BF when you don't have anyone out-ranking my
killer by 80+ pts? Coward.
Intern Abe -- Do you think Den is the only manager who has successfully placed a DC
here? You should spend less time daydreaming about your Richard Simmons posters and
take more notice of the rest of your buddies' antics here, snapperhead. -- Crambus
Lady Mordraith -- Vanek thinks you look great in that skirt. -- Crambus
Vanek -- I don't care if it was only 2 FE warriors, this time! It speaks volumes that
you have a 2 FE warrior and you look down the rankings to issue a challenge! --
DeGotti!
Welcome to Shadowspire, Warm & Fuzzy!
No-Teeth Keith -- Not the way you drew it up, now was it? -- Hollowsoul
Mind Flayer -- Hopefully those tentacles I removed from your face will grow back in
time! -- Krow
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BRITNEY'S PEARS was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
NO-TEETH KEITH was subdued by HOLLOWSOUL in a 1 minute Bloodfeud melee.
FOUR-EYED FLOYD luckily beat HEATWAVE in a action packed 3 minute Bloodfeud fight.
PLAN COLUMBIA viciously subdued FREDDY FIREBALL in a slow 11 minute Bloodfeud fight.
ASTRI was bested by GNOMETRADAMUS in a 2 minute gory expert's Challenge Title brawl.
SUICIDE SEED devastated BAILEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PEEKING DUCK viciously subdued MORDECAI MOUSE in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
RUMMER vanquished NAGA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BABY CRAMBUS viciously subdued DAVE LEBEIS in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
LARRY BIRD was viciously subdued by GARCHOMP in a popular 2 minute Challenge bout.
RYK THE DRAGON was luckily beaten by THE EMPRESS WU in a 3 minute competition.
TWO-FINGER TONY savagely defeated WILT THE STILT in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
LYON BEAR savagely defeated ALCESTE in a 4 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
SAILOR JEFFRY overpowered DOCTOR J in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
JED SAWYER was vanquished by THREE-TOE JOE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
PHO C was devastated by BROOSS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LOSER DEGOTTI luckily beat PIXIE in a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge bout.
HATEFUL DESIRE beat BEEF JERKY in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur Challenge match.
THE PAPERBOY bested CANICULE in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
KROW was overpowered by CALLAMYTIE in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
TU DU handily defeated ARMAGEDDON in a 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge duel.
BARATUS savagely defeated LLOYD in a popular 7 minute gory Challenge match.
FENN was vanquished by HUMDRUM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BEER GUT overpowered MT. DEW: CODE RED in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
THRAX vanquished SLUG FACE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
WEASEL WESLEY was easily killed by MORGUHN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
LISHCHKA won victory over ALLEZLES KEUS in a popular 1 minute veteran's bout.
HAKUNA FRITTATA won victory over DICKY TOURVILLE in a 3 minute veteran's fray.
STRAY CAT subdued TOMOE GOZEN in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
OMFUG overpowered GUY DE CHAULIC in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SHAMINO was savagely defeated by POUDREUX in a popular 3 minute expert's contest.
DRY MOUTH MAX murdered APSHAI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MONOCEROS was beaten by MYKUL in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fray.
SIMO HAYHA was demolished by HAVANA BLACK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RINGO DEATHSTAR overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STUMP was murdered by CREDITS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ZIPPO savagely defeated KITTY TANTRUM in a action packed 3 minute veteran's fight.
BARBAROSSA bested ZATHOG in a 1 minute match.
GIBSON handily defeated ILL WIND in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
KAREEM was defeated by BLUE DRAGON in a 1 minute brawl.
CEREBRAL VORTEX was savagely defeated by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute
HAKEEM handily defeated PHEARE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BRAVE BULL overpowered QUARK in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BYRUHO vanquished OLD MILL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ABDUHL AHLEZAD slimly won victory over VILBRADR in a 2 minute bloody bout.
BRUTAL GRUNGE won victory over WHITE LIGHTNING in a 3 minute match.
MR. PIG STUFF was demolished by DISCIPLE O CLAW in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LADDY BUCK savagely defeated DAYBRANCH in a popular 1 minute gory battle.
SUPERWEED handily defeated MIND FLAYER in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
WYLD TURKEY was overpowered by GRIZZLY REMAINS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PENUMBRA subdued ALEXANDER NEVSKY in a 2 minute gory brawl.
CHAIN devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CAJUN SEAFOOD was viciously subdued by ECLIPSE in a tiring 7 minute novice's brawl.
LONG BLACK HAIR was devastated by SCAPULA in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BLOODY MARIA handily defeated SWAYGEN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ANNISTON was beaten by TRAJAN in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
STORMCLAW was demolished by SANDY PLEASE! in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
A SMOKING WOMAN slimly won victory over LUNARIS in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 23 TOTAL PARRY 40 - 29 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 17 LUNGING ATTACK 119 - 100 - 10 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 PARRY-STRIKE 35 - 31 - 3 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 PARRY-LUNGE 32 - 32 - 4 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 66 - 71 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 39 - 43 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 STRIKING ATTACK 92 - 106 - 7 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 45 - 3 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 WALL OF STEEL 55 - 66 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 39 - 3 37 |
Turn 231 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 3 AIMED BLOW 4 - 8 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 8 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 9 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 11 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE GNOMETRADAMUS 2225 24 17 1 117 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
AIMED BLOW STRAY CAT 242 21 10 0 114 ERRATA (44)
LUNGING ATTACK OMFUG 2341 17 6 2 111 SOME KINDA HATE (102)
STRIKING ATTACK RUMMER 2320 16 8 1 104 PRAY THE GODS (155)
PARRY-LUNGE HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307 16 12 1 99 OTTO'S DINER (96)
TOTAL PARRY DAVE LEBEIS 2237 24 15 0 87 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
SLASHING ATTACK CREDITS 2280 17 16 1 84 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
WALL OF STEEL LARRY BIRD 2384 9 6 1 64 NBA LEGENDS (156)
PARRY-STRIKE LOSER DEGOTTI 2354 15 7 0 52 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
BASHING ATTACK HAKEEM 2521 3 1 2 40 NBA LEGENDS (156)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MYKUL 1018. The most popular warrior this turn was
BABY CRAMBUS 2343. The ten other most popular fighters were PIXIE 2378, BARATUS
2515, RYK THE DRAGON 2371, HEATWAVE 2542, PEEKING DUCK 2363, GARCHOMP 2470, BRITNEY'S
PEARS 2518, HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307, DICKY TOURVILLE 2276, and MYKUL 1018.
The least popular fighter this week was ECLIPSE 2565. The other ten least popular
fighters were FREDDY FIREBALL 2557, CAJUN SEAFOOD 2526, PLAN COLUMBIA 1612, CEREBRAL
VORTEX 2447, STORMCLAW 2569, TRAJAN 2566, SWAYGEN 2548, LONG BLACK HAIR 2528, WYLD
TURKEY 2505, and MIND FLAYER 2525.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GNOMETRADAMUS (81-2225) CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
RUMMER (81-2320) PRAY THE GODS (155)