DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/25/2015    Duedate: 12/08/2015

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-232

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STRAY CAT
ERRATA (44)
(81-242) [22-10-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STRAY CAT                      TWO-FINGER TONY
ERRATA (44)                    SHANGHAIED (161)
(81-242) [22-10-0,120]         (81-2499) [6-3-0,56]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MYKUL                          PEEKING DUCK
THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)         OTTO'S DINER (96)
(81-1018) [22-25-0,116]        (81-2363) [14-8-1,80]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MONSANTIS (112)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE AGES (29)            62
2. THE COMMODORES (150)        49      CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
3. CULT OF BACCHUS (4)         40      Unchartered Team
4. WICKED MARTYRS (148)        39
5. WARMASTERS (15)             35      SHANGHAIED (161)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*WARM & FUZZY (165)         4   1  1 80.0   1/ 3 THE MONSANTIS (112)      12  3 1
 2/ 2*SHANGHAIED (161)          28  17  0 62.2   2/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      11  4 0
 3/ 4 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      423 326 14 56.5   3/ 1 FURRY FURY (25)          10  5 1
 4/ 5 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       634 494 22 56.2   4/14 DARQUE AGES (29)          9  6 0
 5/ 3 NBA LEGENDS (156)         44  36  5 55.0   5/ 4 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      9  6 0
 6/ 6 SOME KINDA HATE (102)    181 151 16 54.5   6/17 WARMASTERS (15)           8  6 0
 7/ 8 DARQUE AGES (29)         495 423 18 53.9   7/ 5 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    8  7 0
 8/ 7 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    620 531 17 53.9   8/10 INEBRIATION (27)          8  7 0
 9/ 9 ERRATA (44)               87  77  3 53.0   9/ 7*SHANGHAIED (161)          8  7 0
10/10 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     136 123  9 52.5  10/20 THE COMMODORES (150)      7  7 0
11/11 WARMASTERS (15)          585 550 42 51.5  11/ 6 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    6  6 1
12/12 OTTO'S DINER (96)        431 408 21 51.4  12/19 SOME KINDA HATE (102)     6  6 0
13-13 PUPPET LORDS (162)        35  35  1 50.0  13/21 WAR MACHINE (26)          6  9 1
14/14 FURRY FURY (25)          383 387 21 49.7  14/13 MONSTER MANUAL (87)       6  9 1
15/15 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)   195 204  7 48.9  15/22 OTTO'S DINER (96)         6  9 0
16/17 THE COMMODORES (150)     104 120  4 46.4  16/ 8 DOOM BRIGADE (158)        6  9 0
17/18 THE MONSANTIS (112)       73  87  5 45.6  17-15 PUPPET LORDS (162)        5  0 0
18/16 PRAY THE GODS (155)       53  64  3 45.3  18/25 ERRATA (44)               5  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 MONSTER MANUAL (87)      388 479 16 44.8  19/12 SEARCH THE SKY (136)      5  9 0
20/20 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)   291 375 21 43.7  20/ 9 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     5 10 0
21/21 SEARCH THE SKY (136)     125 178  6 41.3  21/24 NBA LEGENDS (156)         5 10 0
22-22 BONE MUNCHERS (159)       26  41  1 38.8  22-23*WARM & FUZZY (165)        4  1 1
23/23 WAR MACHINE (26)         111 186 15 37.4  23-11 BONE MUNCHERS (159)       4  4 0
24/24 DOOM BRIGADE (158)        22  38  1 36.7  24/16 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        4  5 0
25/26*SCORPIO LIKES: (163)       8  15  1 34.8  25/18 PRAY THE GODS (155)       4  8 0
26/25 INEBRIATION (27)          77 145  7 34.7  26/26*SCORPIO LIKES: (163)      3 11 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Good day one and all,

Gnometradamus, Duelmaster and Lord Protector at your service! Give me your ear for a 
few mins as I reflect upon my time here in Shadowspire. 

I am the final style in DeGotti's Round Robin for this fine arena. You can say that, 
the PR style was "forced" upon me as I am not a stereotypical PR set up. I began my 
dueling career as 11-13-8-11-21-7-13 and buffed myself up to 12-14-8-12-21-7-13 Adv. 
Expert in Riposte, Experts in Initiative, Attack and Parry. The GC says that I like a 
VL offensive effort and MO activity level. I'm a natural with the EP. I learn 
Initiative skills quickly and I like to Riposte. I believe that running MO activity 
levels my entire career has contributed to my w/l%!

Speaking of Round Robins, DeGotti finished the Shadowspire Round Robin in a total of 
158 active turns and within 749 total fights! Before returning back on turn 135, I 
believe he had graduated 3 of the 10 styles by turn 62. In less than 100 turns he 
graduated the final 7 styles!

I know I promised to answer more of the questions that were left from one of the AA 
members but my time is short and I still have to pack for my ride to the Isle!

Good luck to you all!

                                          Gnometradamus,
                                          Lord Protector 

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  FURRY FURY?  Who?  THE MONSANTIS is the top team these days, buddies!  
Perhaps it is WARMASTERS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 17th 
to 6th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable disease has 
swept the stable of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  Note their drop in the rankings from 9th to 
20th.  Watch out!!!  INEBRIATION posted a nice gain, to come in 8th.  Everybody loves 
a winner...  Practice pays for BARATUS, who pummelled BROOSS, to pocket 21 points.  A 
certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 13 
points to MORDECAI MOUSE.  (Discrete enough, POUDREUX?) Duelmaster GNOMETRADAMUS from 
CULT OF BACCHUS is going for the gold, as he challenged PRAY THE GODS' RUMMER.  Ooh, 
the excitement!  RUMMER found out that SHADOWSPIRE isn't a democracy.  You've gotta 
be the best to be Duelmaster here!  Word has it one team in SHADOWSPIRE is using 
psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     So much to report, so little time!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in BIG 
LAKE OUTCASTS are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  Like a 
pup with its tail between its legs, CULT OF BACCHUS scurried away from BIG LAKE 
OUTCASTS.  Oh, the shame!  Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and STRAY CAT is 
it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't ERRATA proud!  Them's the breaks, 
HUMDRUM.  Expecting fair challenges from BIG LAKE OUTCASTS is evidently too much to 
ask.  Warriors of SHADOWSPIRE!  Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base 
challenge of LOSER DEGOTTI?  As a confidence booster, BEER GUT challenged A SMOKING 
WOMAN, down 20 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, BEER 
GUT?  BEER GUT beat A SMOKING WOMAN.  The whole thing leaves a bitter memory.  GIBSON 
challenged NAGA!  Who says WICKED MARTYRS are just a bunch of wimps!  GIBSON of 
WICKED MARTYRS kept his wits as he bested NAGA.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Justice was served as SHAMINO fought DRY MOUTH MAX in bloodfeud.  Well done, 
THE COMMODORES!  Never one to advocate diplomacy and restraint, I was pleased to see 
SHANGHAIED retaliate against THE MONGOLOIDS II in bloodfeud!  Oh hard!  that to 
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  More important duties call me.  Like a 
mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid SHADOWSPIRE farewell-- Novgorodny 
Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRAY CAT 242                22  10  0   120       ERRATA (44)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MYKUL 1018                   22  25  0   116       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 OMFUG 2341                   18   6  2   115       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 BABY CRAMBUS 2343            15   9  0   109       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 SHAMINO 2285                 18  15  0   105       THE COMMODORES (150)
 HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307         17  12  1   105       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 GUY DE CHAULIC 2097          19  14  1   101       DARQUE AGES (29)
 RINGO DEATHSTAR 2310         18  10  1    99       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 SUICIDE SEED 1402            12  13  2    99       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 MORDECAI MOUSE 2152          15  16  0    98       FURRY FURY (25)
 ASTRI 2288                   13  14  0    96       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 GARCHOMP 2470                10   2  0    96       FURRY FURY (25)
 TOMOE GOZEN 2207             12   9  0    93       DARQUE AGES (29)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE EMPRESS WU 2164          16  10  0    90       DARQUE AGES (29)
 LISHCHKA 2322                15  10  1    90       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 DAVE LEBEIS 2237             24  16  0    88       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 POUDREUX 2187                20  27  0    87       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 CREDITS 2280                 18  16  1    86       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 HAVANA BLACK 561             21  21  0    85       WAR MACHINE (26)
 DRY MOUTH MAX 2072           16  24  1    84       FURRY FURY (25)
 MONOCEROS 2034               17  22  1    80       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 PEEKING DUCK 2363            14   8  1    80       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 ALLEZLES KEUS 2256           21  16  0    79       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 GIBSON 2381                  13   7  1    79       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 DICKY TOURVILLE 2276         17  18  1    78       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 BAILEY 2387                  12   7  1    74       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 LARRY BIRD 2384              10   6  1    74       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 RYK THE DRAGON 2371          10  11  0    74       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 SAILOR JEFFRY 2338           11  15  2    72       INEBRIATION (27)
-SAJAN 2510                    8   6  0    72       PUPPET LORDS (162)
 NAGA 2281                    18  16  1    71       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 BARBAROSSA 2098              18  15  0    69       DARQUE AGES (29)
 SIMO HAYHA 2261              17  17  1    69       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 LYON BEAR 2412               10   7  0    67       THE COMMODORES (150)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZIPPO 239                    14  19  0    64       ERRATA (44)
 KITTY TANTRUM 2241           11  11  0    64       FURRY FURY (25)
-VALEROS 2512                  7   7  0    63       PUPPET LORDS (162)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE DRAGON 2332             11  17  0    56       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 TWO-FINGER TONY 2499          6   3  0    56       SHANGHAIED (161)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOSER DEGOTTI 2354           16   7  0    55       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 CALLAMYTIE 2496               5   4  1    53       DOOM BRIGADE (158)
 ALCESTE 2355                 12  10  0    52       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 HATEFUL DESIRE 2457           9   4  1    51       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 BARATUS 2515                  3   4  1    50       WARMASTERS (15)
 DOCTOR J 2385                 9   7  0    49       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 THREE-TOE JOE 2501            6   3  0    46       SHANGHAIED (161)
 TU DU 1652                    8   1  2    44       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 WILT THE STILT 2383           7   9  1    44       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 THE PAPERBOY 2465             7   5  0    44       THE COMMODORES (150)
 JED SAWYER 2474               6   5  2    44       WAR MACHINE (26)
 PHO C 2444                    6   8  1    44       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 BROOSS 1287                   9  15  0    42       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 ILL WIND 2398                11   7  0    40       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 BRAVE BULL 2453               8   5  1    40       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 BRUTAL GRUNGE 2390           10   9  0    39       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 PIXIE 2378                    9  11  0    39       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 HOLLOWSOUL 2414               8   7  2    39       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 ZATHOG 2399                   7  10  1    38       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 HUMDRUM 2397                  7  11  0    37       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
-ABDUHL AHLEZAD 2448           7   8  0    36       BONE MUNCHERS (159)
-TRAICA 2509                   6   8  0    35       PUPPET LORDS (162)
 NO-TEETH KEITH 2500           6   3  0    35       SHANGHAIED (161)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BELLINOS 2508                 7   3  1    33       PUPPET LORDS (162)
-CEREBRAL VORTEX 2447          6   8  1    33       BONE MUNCHERS (159)
-SORINA 2507                   3   1  0    32       PUPPET LORDS (162)
 PLAN COLUMBIA 1612            7   4  1    31       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 KROW 2504                     4   3  0    31       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 HAKEEM 2521                   3   2  2    31       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 KAREEM 2382                   7   9  0    30       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 BYRUHO 2455                   6   7  1    30       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 BLOODY MARIA 2536             3   3  0    30       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 SUPERWEED 1675                3   5  0    30       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 CANICULE 2479                 5   5  0    29       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 PENUMBRA 2517                 3   4  0    29       DOOM BRIGADE (158)
 BEER GUT 2490                 9   0  0    28       INEBRIATION (27)
 GRIZZLY REMAINS 2459          7   6  0    27       FURRY FURY (25)
 WHITE LIGHTNING 2486          6   4  1    26       INEBRIATION (27)
 THRAX 2567                    3   0  0    26       WARMASTERS (15)
 MIND FLAYER 2525              2   5  0    26       MONSTER MANUAL (87)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUARK 2438                    5   7  1    23       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 VILBRADR 2435                 4   8  0    23       DOOM BRIGADE (158)
 HEATWAVE 2542                 2   3  1    23       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 DAYBRANCH 2478                2   5  0    23       ERRATA (44)
 OLD MILL 2488                 4   6  0    22       INEBRIATION (27)
 FREDDY FIREBALL 2557          3   1  1    22       WAR MACHINE (26)
-PUPPY 2552                    1   0  0    22       WARM & FUZZY (165)
 FOUR-EYED FLOYD 2503          6   3  0    21       SHANGHAIED (161)
 DISCIPLE O CLAW 2489          5   4  0    21       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 ALEXANDER NEVSKY 2541         3   2  0    21       DARQUE AGES (29)
 ANNISTON 2570                 2   1  0    21       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 PHEARE 2433                   4   8  0    20       DOOM BRIGADE (158)
 SCAPULA 2571                  1   1  0    20       WARMASTERS (15)
 FENN 2434                     3   9  0    18       DOOM BRIGADE (158)
 SWAYGEN 2548                  2   3  0    18       WAR MACHINE (26)
-LLOYD 2492                    5   2  0    17       BONE MUNCHERS (159)
 CAJUN SEAFOOD 2526            3   2  1    17       SCORPIO LIKES: (163)
 LONG BLACK HAIR 2528          3   2  0    17       SCORPIO LIKES: (163)
-LADDY BUCK 2493               3   4  0    16       BONE MUNCHERS (159)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORGUHN 2524                  3   4  1    15       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 ARMAGEDDON 2495               3   4  0    15       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 WYLD TURKEY 2505              3   5  0    14       INEBRIATION (27)
-KITTENS 2554                  1   0  1    14       WARM & FUZZY (165)
 CHAIN 2523                    3   2  0    13       ERRATA (44)
 MR. PIG STUFF 2498            2   7  0    13       OTTO'S DINER (96)
-BLANKET 2553                  1   0  0    13       WARM & FUZZY (165)
 SOWN 2577                     1   0  0    13       ERRATA (44)
-SLIPPERS 2551                 1   0  0    13       WARM & FUZZY (165)
 ECLIPSE 2565                  2   0  0    11       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 A SMOKING WOMAN 2562          1   1  0    11       SCORPIO LIKES: (163)
 FETA COMPLI 2579              1   0  0    11       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 TRAJAN 2566                   1   1  0    11       WARMASTERS (15)
 LUNARIS 2572                  1   1  0    10       WARMASTERS (15)
 SLUG FACE 2547                1   4  1     8       WAR MACHINE (26)
 BEEF JERKY 2530               1   4  0     7       SCORPIO LIKES: (163)
 MT. DEW: CODE RED 2527        0   5  0     5       SCORPIO LIKES: (163)
 TWO-TON TIMMONS 2578          1   0  0     3       SHANGHAIED (161)
 STORMCLAW 2569                0   3  0     3       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
-WOOL SOCKS 2550               0   1  0     1       WARM & FUZZY (165)
 LUNAR ROVER 2576              0   1  0     1       THE COMMODORES (150)
 MORANA 2573                   0   1  0     1       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 MOKOSH 2574                   0   1  0     1       PRAY THE GODS (155)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STUMP 238              14 18 0 ERRATA 44            CREDITS 2280          231   
SANDY PLEASE! 2564      1  1 0 PRAY THE GODS 155    DARK CHAMPION         232  NONE
A SMOKING LADY 2529     0  1 0 SCORPIO LIKES: 163   SLUG FACE 2547        228  NOT REVENGED
ONE-EYED CLYDE 2502     2  3 0 SHANGHAIED 161       HOLLOWSOUL 2414       228  NOT REVENGED
SWABBIN STEVE 2558      0  1 0 SHANGHAIED 161       HEATWAVE 2542         229  REVENGED
WEASEL WESLEY 2568      1  1 0 SHANGHAIED 161       MORGUHN 2524          231  JUST REVENGED
APSHAI 2380             8 11 1 THE COMMODORES 150   DRY MOUTH MAX 2072    231  JUST REVENGED
BOB 2575                0  1 0 THE COMMODORES 150   DARK CHAMPION         232  NONE
NEONICOTINOID 2556      0  1 0 THE MONSANTIS 112    FREDDY FIREBALL 2557  229  REVENGED
LAVINIUS 2516           1  4 1 WARMASTERS 15        JED SAWYER 2474       230   
VESPASIAN 2520          2  2 0 WARMASTERS 15        TU DU 1652            230   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The following ads should have printed last turn, but for the miracles of the 
Commission's submittal process, that does not always happen.

Spyreporter -- Reading your weekly reports is exactly like listening to the mainstream 
media.  You only report what fits your narrative.  I get it, you don't like me or the 
AA, I think everyone here has received the message. What's next?  Are you going to 
stump for climate change in Alastari as well?  Is my beloved home of Niytyole Island 
in danger of being submerged by the melting ice caps?  How about this, I know your job 
is not overly complicated and still you fail, but how about you stick to reporting the 
facts each week.  And, for giggles, why not focus on one of the other dozen managers 
that also employ down-challenges just once?  You know why I am the most avoided team 
consistently?  Because I win 83% of the challenges I make!  And, not that you want to 
point it out, but many of my challenges are up-challenges.  I understand this does not 
fit with your "I hate Den and everyone else should hate him as well" narrative, but 
isn't it your job to point these things out?  Seriously, I could do a better job with 
half the information.  Why not point out that I currently hold 3 of the top 10 
stylemasters, which is pretty impressive.  And, to the rest of you snapperheads that 
have been crying about being down-challenged by the AA in the personals and your 
precious little chat area, I will write this slowly in the hopes you can understand 
it.  We don't like you, period.  You are the enemy and we want nothing other than to 
bring you misery and defeat.  So, our warriors will find yours no matter where they 
hide, ranked above or below, hiding in a spider-hole, behind Lady Mordraith's skirt, 
or cooking in Otto's diner.  They will be dragged onto the sands and a sword run into 
their guts.  You hypocrites whine that you wouldn't do the same, yet you do the exact 
same to us and then try to justify it by saying "well you did it first."  There is no 
difference, either you have or have not down-challenged.  And, most of you hold your 
warriors out of the arenas for years until they have ridiculous experience and then 
dump them into the arena and challenge warriors with a fraction of the experience.  
Don't you dare act better than us, you filthy animals.  Go ahead and continue to hide 
in your little groups and whisper about our tactics, but at least we don't pretend to 
act like something we are not, like the rest of you pathetic hypocrites.  Our mission 
is to destroy our enemy and anything within the rules of the game will be employed to 
make this happen.  You stand against us and you will feel it. -- Den

Vanek -- What, are you taking lessons from Otis the Tourney Prepping Plagiarizer?  
Your ad to Crambus last turn is suspiciously similar to my ad in Seam turn 12 
regarding the idiot known as Hombre.  Not very original are you? -- Den

Hombre -- Nice challenge last turn, Einstein.  Thanks for the win. -- Den

Scorpio -- I know that "understanding" is not your strong suit, but here in 
Shadowspire you are supposed to fight a full team.  It is one of the rules of the 
arena.  When you don't fight all 5 guys, you deny the rest of us the opportunity to 
get an easy win.  Rules create order, which prevents chaos, and we certainly can't 
have that, can we?  So, be a good little manager and follow the rules. -- Den

Hakeem -- Well, I feel slam-dunked. -- Pheare

Humdrum -- I knew I should have had a coffee before that fight!  Blast! -- Fenn

Abduhl Ahlezad -- That was a pretty good fight.  Too bad you couldn't at least kick me 
down a skill or two. -- Vilbradr

Krow -- Thanks darlin', at least you lived. -- Callamytie

Alexander Nevsky -- Was that all? *giggle* -- Penumbra

Scorpio -- Don't let the down-challenging coward dissuade you, my friend. -- Keyoke

No-Teeth Keith -- I'm your Huckleberry! -- Hollowsoul

Astri -- Mighty ambitious of you! I can't fault you for trying tho as you beat me 
pretty badly earlier in our careers! -- Gnometradamus

Dave Lebeis -- You feel that stinging? It's not your pride, it's my dagger ripping 
your flesh! -- Baby Crambus 
 

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SANDY PLEASE! was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOB was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SHAMINO demolished DRY MOUTH MAX in a 1 minute bloody uneven Bloodfeud fight.
NO-TEETH KEITH devastated MORGUHN in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
DAYBRANCH was savagely defeated by CREDITS in a 1 minute Bloodfeud competition.
FOUR-EYED FLOYD was viciously subdued by HEATWAVE in a 2 minute Bloodfeud match.
SCAPULA was overcome by TU DU in a 3 minute Bloodfeud fight.
GNOMETRADAMUS overcame RUMMER in a 1 minute expert's Challenge melee.
SUICIDE SEED lost to STRAY CAT in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
RINGO DEATHSTAR vanquished MONOCEROS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TOMOE GOZEN savagely defeated DAVE LEBEIS in a 2 minute gory expert's Challenge match.
THE EMPRESS WU luckily beat PEEKING DUCK in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge match.
MORDECAI MOUSE bested POUDREUX in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
GARCHOMP overpowered BAILEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
HAVANA BLACK was overpowered by BABY CRAMBUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TWO-FINGER TONY lost to LYON BEAR in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
GIBSON luckily beat NAGA in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
RYK THE DRAGON devastated THREE-TOE JOE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
WILT THE STILT was savagely defeated by BLUE DRAGON in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
DOCTOR J was beaten by KITTY TANTRUM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
HAKEEM was devastated by CALLAMYTIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HATEFUL DESIRE savagely defeated ZATHOG in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
LOSER DEGOTTI slimly won victory over HUMDRUM in a dull 9 minute Challenge duel.
SUPERWEED was luckily beaten by BRUTAL GRUNGE in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
PHO C vanquished DISCIPLE O CLAW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BRAVE BULL defeated BYRUHO in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
BEER GUT won victory over A SMOKING WOMAN in a action packed 5 minute Challenge bout.
PLAN COLUMBIA overcame VILBRADR in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
PENUMBRA viciously subdued ARMAGEDDON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout.
TRAJAN was savagely defeated by BLOODY MARIA in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
SWAYGEN handily defeated BEEF JERKY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THRAX subdued CHAIN in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
LUNARIS beat SLUG FACE in a 3 minute novice's Challenge bout.
ANNISTON handily defeated FENN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MYKUL vanquished LISHCHKA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
OMFUG demolished BARBAROSSA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HAKUNA FRITTATA overpowered DICKY TOURVILLE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ASTRI demolished SIMO HAYHA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ALLEZLES KEUS was demolished by GUY DE CHAULIC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ZIPPO was beaten by LARRY BIRD in a 2 minute duel.
SAILOR JEFFRY overpowered HOLLOWSOUL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ILL WIND was viciously subdued by THE PAPERBOY in a 3 minute brutal duel.
KAREEM was overpowered by JED SAWYER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
PIXIE was unbelievably bested by ALCESTE in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
BROOSS was handily defeated by BARATUS in a 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
GRIZZLY REMAINS slimly lost to KROW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
MR. PIG STUFF was handily defeated by CANICULE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
OLD MILL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WYLD TURKEY was overpowered by ALEXANDER NEVSKY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHITE LIGHTNING overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
QUARK was handily defeated by MIND FLAYER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PHEARE was subdued by FREDDY FIREBALL in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice upset conflict.
LONG BLACK HAIR overpowered STORMCLAW in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MT. DEW: CODE RED was unbelievably bested by ECLIPSE in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
CAJUN SEAFOOD devastated LUNAR ROVER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MOKOSH was outwaited by TWO-TON TIMMONS in a monotonous 19 minute amateur's fight.
MORANA was demolished by FETA COMPLI in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
SOWN overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         TOTAL PARRY       41 -  30 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         LUNGING ATTACK   121 -  98 -  9      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         PARRY-LUNGE       32 -  31 -  4      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-STRIKE      36 -  35 -  3      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    10         AIMED BLOW        68 -  68 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     39 -  41 -  1      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         STRIKING ATTACK   90 - 104 -  6      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     55 -  68 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         BASHING ATTACK    37 -  47 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  40 -  3      40  |

Turn 232 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  8         5  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         7 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  7         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  7                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 10     
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       STRAY CAT 242              22  10  0  120 ERRATA (44)
LUNGING ATTACK   OMFUG 2341                 18   6  2  115 SOME KINDA HATE (102)
STRIKING ATTACK  BABY CRAMBUS 2343          15   9  0  109 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
PARRY-LUNGE      HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307       17  12  1  105 OTTO'S DINER (96)
TOTAL PARRY      THE EMPRESS WU 2164        16  10  0   90 DARQUE AGES (29)
SLASHING ATTACK  CREDITS 2280               18  16  1   86 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GIBSON 2381                13   7  1   79 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
WALL OF STEEL    LARRY BIRD 2384            10   6  1   74 NBA LEGENDS (156)
PARRY-STRIKE     LOSER DEGOTTI 2354         16   7  0   55 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
BASHING ATTACK   NO-TEETH KEITH 2500         6   3  0   35 SHANGHAIED (161)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MYKUL 1018.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PEEKING DUCK 2363.  The ten other most popular fighters were SUPERWEED 1675, MORDECAI 
MOUSE 2152, HATEFUL DESIRE 2457, A SMOKING WOMAN 2562, BLOODY MARIA 2536, DOCTOR J 
2385, PENUMBRA 2517, STRAY CAT 242, NAGA 2281, and THE PAPERBOY 2465.

The least popular fighter this week was MOKOSH 2574.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TWO-TON TIMMONS 2578, LOSER DEGOTTI 2354, MORANA 2573, LUNAR ROVER 
2576, ECLIPSE 2565, MT. DEW: CODE RED 2527, STORMCLAW 2569, QUARK 2438, WYLD TURKEY 
2505, and MR. PIG STUFF 2498.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

STRAY CAT (81-242) ERRATA (44)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GNOMETRADAMUS (81-2225) CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
RUMMER (81-2320) PRAY THE GODS (155)