DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 12/23/2015 Duedate: 01/05/2016 SHADOWSPIRE ARENA DM-81 TURN-234 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS THE EMPRESS WU DARQUE AGES (29) (81-2164) [18-10-0,105] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader MYKUL ALPACA SWEATER THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) FROM THE LEFT (166) (81-1018) [24-25-0,128] (81-2585) [2-0-0,33] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite MYKUL HAVANA BLACK THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) WAR MACHINE (26) (81-1018) [24-25-0,128] (81-561) [22-22-1,98] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM CULT OF BACCHUS (4) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. WICKED MARTYRS (148) 58 2. SHANGHAIED (161) 52 SHANGHAIED (161) 3. THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) 33 Unchartered Team 4. INEBRIATION (27) 31 5. FROM THE LEFT (166) 26 FROM THE LEFT (166) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 SHANGHAIED (161) 35 20 1 63.6 1/ 1 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 11 3 0 2/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 430 328 14 56.7 2/ 2 WARMASTERS (15) 10 5 1 3/ 3 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 639 495 22 56.3 3/ 3 INEBRIATION (27) 10 5 0 4/ 5 NBA LEGENDS (156) 49 41 6 54.4 4/10 SHANGHAIED (161) 9 6 1 5/ 4 SOME KINDA HATE (102) 184 156 16 54.1 5/ 7 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 9 6 0 6/ 6 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 623 533 17 53.9 6/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29) 8 7 0 7/ 7 DARQUE AGES (29) 499 429 18 53.8 7/ 4 MONSTER MANUAL (87) 8 7 0 8/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 141 128 9 52.4 8/ 5 FURRY FURY (25) 7 8 0 9/ 8 ERRATA (44) 88 80 3 52.4 9/11 OTTO'S DINER (96) 7 8 0 10/10 WARMASTERS (15) 592 553 43 51.7 10/12 SEARCH THE SKY (136) 7 8 0 11/11 OTTO'S DINER (96) 435 414 21 51.2 11/19 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 6 3 0 12/21*FROM THE LEFT (166) 5 5 0 50.0 12/ 8 THE MONSANTIS (112) 6 4 0 13/12 FURRY FURY (25) 387 393 21 49.6 13/18 WAR MACHINE (26) 6 8 1 14/13 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) 200 209 7 48.9 14/ 9 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) 6 8 0 15-14 THE COMMODORES (150) 104 120 4 46.4 15/23 NBA LEGENDS (156) 6 9 1 16/15 THE MONSANTIS (112) 76 89 5 46.1 16/25*FROM THE LEFT (166) 5 5 0 17/16 MONSTER MANUAL (87) 393 484 16 44.8 17/17 SOME KINDA HATE (102) 5 7 0 18/17 PRAY THE GODS (155) 55 71 3 43.7 18/13 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 5 10 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/18 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 293 383 21 43.3 19/14 BONE MUNCHERS (159) 4 4 1 20/19 SEARCH THE SKY (136) 130 183 6 41.5 20/20 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 4 6 0 21/20 BONE MUNCHERS (159) 30 45 2 40.0 21/21 DOOM BRIGADE (158) 4 6 0 22/22 WAR MACHINE (26) 114 192 16 37.3 22/24*SCORPIO LIKES: (163) 4 11 0 23/23 DOOM BRIGADE (158) 24 41 1 36.9 23-15 THE COMMODORES (150) 3 2 0 24/24 INEBRIATION (27) 83 149 7 35.8 24/16 ERRATA (44) 3 6 0 25/25*SCORPIO LIKES: (163) 10 23 1 30.3 25/22 PRAY THE GODS (155) 2 12 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Recently we have been accused of partisanism in the Spy Reports. The Yellow Press is appalled by such an accusation. We have been in Shadowspire since the beginning with our first report being published on Turn 2. But, in the interest of taking all criticism with some modicum of grace, I want to present to you the new "Fair and Balanced" Spy Report for Shadowspire! In response to a meandering, "You're either with us or against us!" speech by Den a few turns previously, The Empress Wu let it be known that she is whole-heartedly against the AA by bloodfeuding Havana Black. While typically bloodfeuds are relegated to the 4th or 5th page of our publication, this bloodfeud also had the pleasure of being a title match! The Empress Wu defeated Havana Black in a blood feud title shot. The Empress Wu maintains that she is a strong, independant woman and will "punch their teeth in with a shield" if anyone wants to press her on the issue. Congrats to The Empress Wu and condolences to Havana Black! The question on everyone's mind is, will we see a rematch next turn? Dragonbane Guild avoided Inebriation the most for the turn. Rumors have swirled about alcohol addiction in the Inebriation guild house for years. The SYP is still waiting for our information requests to be answered from the Shadowspire officials. We have requested arrest records for public intoxication and riding horseback while impaired, and various other alcohol related charges. Nothing but the facts for you fine folks and The Yellow Press promises to get to the bottom of it! The other facts for the turn include Thrax from Warmasters challenged down in recognition by 2 points to No- Teeth Keith of Shanghaied. No-Teethe Keith killed Thrax and leaves Warmasters with the task of recruiting a new warrior for next cycle. The debate will rage on this one as to whether it was actually a down challenge. Sure, it was down by 2 points, but it was up by 6 FE. What says the masses? Now, some more of those pesky facts as we seek to be "Fair and Balanced": the AA wins the down challenge award again this turn. Old Mill of Inebriation challenged down 15 points and 9 FE to fight Two-Ton Timmons of Shanghaied. The only redeeming quality of a fight this caliber is Old Mill lost! War Machine, Warmasters, and From the Left also posted down challenges, but each of those bring us back to the above debate concerning arena recognition and FE, so I only mention them in passing. Death, death, and more death. It is a fact that no one gets out of this life alive, so be sure to live a little. Shadowspire was quite bloody this turn with 10 deaths. The majority of those came via the Dark Arena, but the warriors are no less dead than if they died by any other means. Den sent his 3 top warriors to the Dark Arena, two of which had winning records. Callamytie of Doom Brigade bids farewell to arms and life as he was put down by Wilt the Stilt of NBA Legends. This death coincides with Doom Brigade's sending of Fenn and Vilbradr to the Dark Arena. Big Lake Outcasts and Doom Brigade will be sporting many new warriors next turn, so luck to you both in the recruiting process. The top 3 teams remained unchanged as Cult of Bacchus, Warmasters, and Inebriation hold on to the top 3 coveted positions for one more turn. The tiny sliver of 1 kill separates Warmasters and Inebriation, each sitting at 10-5-0 for the last 3 turns. Kudos go to Shanghaied as they went 5-0-1 this turn, improving their already impressive overall record to 35-20-1. I am impressed you made it to 35 victories before registering your first kill. Congrats to Blackhart! With the 5-0-1 turn, Shanghaied also jumped into the top 5, moving up 6 spots from 10th to 4th. La Pentarchie rose 8 spots to 11th following a 3-0 turn. Send in the new recruits, Le Pentarque! NBA Legends also climbed 8 places to take over the 15th position. New team, From the Left, on their 2nd turn in Shadowspire improved upon their 2-3 opener to go 3-2 and march up the ranks to 16th. The biggest drops this turn came from Big Lake Outcasts and Bone Munchers. They each fell 5 places respectively, taking over the 18th and 19th positions. Remember my words, I, Phineas Rannulf, Senior Editor for The Yellow Press, Head Reporter for the Shadowspire division, vow to report the "Fair and Balanced" news to you good citizens. Or not, it really depends on which golems are working correctly each week. My nephew Abe has given me 2 new reporting golems. One has TMZ stamped on its forehead, and the other is marked with The Onion. I am not sure what either of those stamps mean, but it would be rude not to use them at some point. Until next time, I bid you farewell on behalf of The Yellow Press and the Commission. -- Phineas Rannulf DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME THE EMPRESS WU 2164 18 10 0 105 DARQUE AGES (29) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MYKUL 1018 24 25 0 128 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) DRY MOUTH MAX 2072 18 24 1 112 FURRY FURY (25) SUICIDE SEED 1402 13 13 2 112 THE MONSANTIS (112) GIBSON 2381 15 7 1 111 WICKED MARTYRS (148) SAILOR JEFFRY 2338 13 15 2 111 INEBRIATION (27) -SHAMINO 2285 18 15 0 105 THE COMMODORES (150) ALLEZLES KEUS 2256 23 16 0 101 LA PENTARCHIE (11) MONOCEROS 2034 19 22 1 100 SEARCH THE SKY (136) RINGO DEATHSTAR 2310 19 11 1 100 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) POUDREUX 2187 22 27 0 99 LA PENTARCHIE (11) HAVANA BLACK 561 22 22 1 98 WAR MACHINE (26) OMFUG 2341 19 7 2 98 SOME KINDA HATE (102) BAILEY 2387 13 8 1 92 WICKED MARTYRS (148) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CREDITS 2280 19 17 1 89 MONSTER MANUAL (87) BARBAROSSA 2098 19 16 0 87 DARQUE AGES (29) BABY CRAMBUS 2343 16 10 0 85 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) PEEKING DUCK 2363 15 9 1 85 OTTO'S DINER (96) LARRY BIRD 2384 11 7 1 84 NBA LEGENDS (156) NAGA 2281 19 17 1 82 MONSTER MANUAL (87) MORDECAI MOUSE 2152 15 18 0 82 FURRY FURY (25) SIMO HAYHA 2261 18 18 1 81 SOME KINDA HATE (102) ASTRI 2288 13 16 0 81 SEARCH THE SKY (136) PHO C 2444 8 8 1 81 OTTO'S DINER (96) LISHCHKA 2322 15 12 1 76 PRAY THE GODS (155) GARCHOMP 2470 10 4 0 74 FURRY FURY (25) HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307 17 14 1 70 OTTO'S DINER (96) HATEFUL DESIRE 2457 11 4 1 69 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) ZIPPO 239 15 19 0 68 ERRATA (44) BARATUS 2515 5 4 2 68 WARMASTERS (15) -LYON BEAR 2412 10 7 0 67 THE COMMODORES (150) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HOLLOWSOUL 2414 10 7 2 66 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) WILT THE STILT 2383 9 9 2 64 NBA LEGENDS (156) RYK THE DRAGON 2371 10 13 0 62 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) KITTY TANTRUM 2241 12 12 0 61 FURRY FURY (25) BYRUHO 2455 8 7 1 60 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TOMOE GOZEN 2207 12 11 0 59 DARQUE AGES (29) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KROW 2504 6 3 0 56 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) BLUE DRAGON 2332 12 18 0 54 MONSTER MANUAL (87) NO-TEETH KEITH 2500 8 3 1 53 SHANGHAIED (161) TWO-FINGER TONY 2499 7 4 0 52 SHANGHAIED (161) ALCESTE 2355 13 11 0 50 SOME KINDA HATE (102) HUMDRUM 2397 8 11 0 50 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) WHITE LIGHTNING 2486 7 5 1 48 INEBRIATION (27) BRUTAL GRUNGE 2390 11 9 0 46 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) DOCTOR J 2385 10 8 0 44 NBA LEGENDS (156) BRAVE BULL 2453 9 6 1 44 WICKED MARTYRS (148) BROOSS 1287 9 17 0 44 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) -THE PAPERBOY 2465 7 5 0 44 THE COMMODORES (150) ABDUHL AHLEZAD 2448 8 9 0 43 BONE MUNCHERS (159) KAREEM 2382 8 10 0 43 NBA LEGENDS (156) PIXIE 2378 10 12 0 42 MONSTER MANUAL (87) ILL WIND 2398 11 8 0 41 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) CEREBRAL VORTEX 2447 7 9 1 36 BONE MUNCHERS (159) TU DU 1652 8 2 2 35 THE MONSANTIS (112) PENUMBRA 2517 4 4 0 35 DOOM BRIGADE (158) ZATHOG 2399 7 12 1 34 SOME KINDA HATE (102) CANICULE 2479 6 6 0 34 LA PENTARCHIE (11) SUPERWEED 1675 4 5 0 34 THE MONSANTIS (112) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PHEARE 2433 5 8 0 33 DOOM BRIGADE (158) ALPACA SWEATER 2585 2 0 0 33 FROM THE LEFT (166) GRIZZLY REMAINS 2459 8 7 0 32 FURRY FURY (25) HEATWAVE 2542 3 4 1 32 WICKED MARTYRS (148) BEER GUT 2490 10 1 0 31 INEBRIATION (27) FOUR-EYED FLOYD 2503 8 3 0 31 SHANGHAIED (161) JED SAWYER 2474 6 7 2 31 WAR MACHINE (26) WYLD TURKEY 2505 5 5 0 31 INEBRIATION (27) PLAN COLUMBIA 1612 7 5 1 28 THE MONSANTIS (112) ANNISTON 2570 3 1 0 27 THE MONSANTIS (112) MIND FLAYER 2525 3 6 0 26 MONSTER MANUAL (87) DISCIPLE O CLAW 2489 6 4 0 25 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) FREDDY FIREBALL 2557 4 2 1 25 WAR MACHINE (26) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CAJUN SEAFOOD 2526 4 3 1 22 SCORPIO LIKES: (163) LLOYD 2492 6 3 0 21 BONE MUNCHERS (159) BLOODY MARIA 2536 3 5 0 21 WICKED MARTYRS (148) LUNARIS 2572 3 1 0 21 WARMASTERS (15) LADDY BUCK 2493 4 5 1 20 BONE MUNCHERS (159) OLD MILL 2488 4 8 0 20 INEBRIATION (27) PLUG-IN CAR 2588 2 0 0 20 FROM THE LEFT (166) BLACKJACK JOHNSON 2595 1 0 0 19 SHANGHAIED (161) ARMAGEDDON 2495 4 5 0 18 SEARCH THE SKY (136) SWAYGEN 2548 3 4 0 17 WAR MACHINE (26) TWO-TON TIMMONS 2578 2 1 0 17 SHANGHAIED (161) ANNA COMNENA 2593 1 0 0 17 DARQUE AGES (29) MORGUHN 2524 3 6 1 16 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) FETA COMPLI 2579 2 1 0 16 OTTO'S DINER (96) MOKOSH 2574 1 2 0 16 PRAY THE GODS (155) HAKEEM 2521 3 4 2 15 NBA LEGENDS (156) SCAPULA 2571 2 2 0 15 WARMASTERS (15) LONG BLACK HAIR 2528 3 4 0 13 SCORPIO LIKES: (163) CHAIN 2523 3 3 0 13 ERRATA (44) DAYBRANCH 2478 2 6 0 12 ERRATA (44) DEZMUND 2561 1 1 0 11 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ECLIPSE 2565 3 1 0 10 SEARCH THE SKY (136) A SMOKING WOMAN 2562 2 2 0 10 SCORPIO LIKES: (163) TRAJAN 2566 2 2 0 10 WARMASTERS (15) SLUG FACE 2547 1 5 1 9 WAR MACHINE (26) BEEF JERKY 2530 1 6 0 9 SCORPIO LIKES: (163) MT. DEW: CODE RED 2527 0 7 0 7 SCORPIO LIKES: (163) GLOBAL ALARMIST 2591 1 0 0 6 FROM THE LEFT (166) WARWULF 2580 1 0 0 5 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) JANNA 2581 1 1 0 4 PRAY THE GODS (155) SOWN 2577 1 1 0 4 ERRATA (44) STORMCLAW 2569 0 4 0 4 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) MORANA 2573 0 3 0 3 PRAY THE GODS (155) FEAR MONGER 2590 0 1 0 1 FROM THE LEFT (166) REGIOMONTANUS 2594 0 1 0 1 DARQUE AGES (29) -LUNAR ROVER 2576 0 1 0 1 THE COMMODORES (150) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? DAVE LEBEIS 2237 24 18 0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 ARENAMASTER 234 NONE DICKY TOURVILLE 2276 17 20 1 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 BLACK ORC 234 NONE LOSER DEGOTTI 2354 16 9 0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 WURM KIN 234 NONE ALEXANDER NEVSKY 2541 3 3 0 DARQUE AGES 29 LADDY BUCK 2493 233 GUY DE CHAULIC 2097 19 15 1 DARQUE AGES 29 HAVANA BLACK 561 233 JUST REVENGED CALLAMYTIE 2496 5 5 1 DOOM BRIGADE 158 WILT THE STILT 2383 234 FENN 2434 3 10 0 DOOM BRIGADE 158 MOUNTAIN TROLL 234 NONE VILBRADR 2435 4 9 0 DOOM BRIGADE 158 SPYMASTER 234 NONE STUMP 238 14 18 0 ERRATA 44 CREDITS 2280 231 DA1 2589 0 1 0 FROM THE LEFT 166 MOUNTAIN TROLL 234 NONE GRISTLE 2592 0 1 0 OTTO'S DINER 96 BANDIT PRINCE 234 NONE QUARK 2438 6 8 1 SEARCH THE SKY 136 ARENAMASTER 234 NONE THREE-TOE JOE 2501 6 4 0 SHANGHAIED 161 BARATUS 2515 233 WEASEL WESLEY 2568 1 1 0 SHANGHAIED 161 MORGUHN 2524 231 JUST REVENGED APSHAI 2380 8 11 1 THE COMMODORES 150 DRY MOUTH MAX 2072 231 REVENGED LAVINIUS 2516 1 4 1 WARMASTERS 15 JED SAWYER 2474 230 JUST REVENGED THRAX 2567 4 1 0 WARMASTERS 15 NO-TEETH KEITH 2500 234 VESPASIAN 2520 2 2 0 WARMASTERS 15 TU DU 1652 230 NOT REVENGED PERSONAL ADS All -- I am Shadowthrone, manager of From the Left. I am here to spread the vast wisdom of the progressive movement. My warriors represent the very best of our concepts and tactics. Unfortunately, there are a few ignorant hold-outs who insist on denying the cold hard facts on which the Left has built its foundation. Can you believe there are those who will deny that trees have feelings, animals conceptualize, and rich people are inherently evil? What idiots, eh? These same fools cling to such out-dated ideals as liberty and limited government. They even refuse to accept that all the world's problems are America's fault. Never fear, comrades, I shall do my best to root out these deviant morons and destroy them. Soon we shall all be proud again. We will march in unison in our drab gray jumpsuits to our assigned factory work stations and we shall laugh at the memory of these nitwits. Join me, comrades! -- Shadowthrone For your Yuletide bloodletting pleasure, sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland." Slay bells ring, are ya listenin'? Beneath the moon, blood is glistenin'! A grisly sight, we're happy tonight, Watchin' all the Dark Arena fights! In the daytime we can catch the action, as the Duelmaster defends his crown! All the criticals and bloody drama, and if you're nasty you can challenge down! Later on, by tavern fire, managers, they'll conspire, to face unafraid, the challenges made, Duelin' in that Alastari land! Wishing all good D2 managers a Happy Holidays! -- Stik and Grim Fandango of Sunset Den -- Well, it's official; not only are you a pansy, but you're a sniveling whinny snitch, and you've pretty much lost all of my respect. Oh, wait; there wasn't any to begin with. -- Scorpio *sending a smile toward Keyoke* Den -- It's ture I called you a coward and for that I apologize. My words were hasty and ill-considered. What I should have called you was a hero. It occurred to me that, while on the surface your choice of "Down-challenged" opponents has traditionally been suspect, you have in fact tirelessly given your time and experience to those you believe to be in most desperate need of these qualities from someone with a far more comprehensive body of gladitorial experience than they themselves possess. Through this process of 'paying it forward,' you have proven yourself (unintentionally, I'm sure) to be the type of persont those of us who have been playing this game longer should strive to be more like: a paragon of altruistic virtue. You have, by doing this, up-challenged us all to be better people, both in our shared game world and in life. Thank you. -- Keyoke Kareem -- I bet you thought you had that fight locked up? Surprise! -- Krow Hakuna Frittata -- Just because I'm named after an AA manager, doesn't mean I'm a pushover! -- Baby Crambus Monoceros -- Is that how you remember it? -- Ringo Deathstar Have a great Holiday Season managers of Shadowspire! -- DeGotti Dicky Tourville -- Come back for more! -- Monoceros Swaygen -- A good, close, fight! -- Armageddon Old Mill -- That fight took a lot outta me -- like about 2 quarts of valuable fluids! Still, though I left my blood on the sand, I managed to limp off with victory. My next fight is at night. Maybe that will go better. -- Quark Credits -- You ned to teach better skills! -- Astri Two-Ton Timmons -- Did you come out of your coma in time to watch my patented victory dance? -- Eclipse Den -- Enjoyed the spotlight. Few managers write them any more. Keep 'em coming. -- Kid Arcane LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DAVE LEBEIS was viciously butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight. DICKY TOURVILLE was narrowly killed by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee. LOSER DEGOTTI was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl. QUARK was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match. VILBRADR was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. FENN was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 3 minute Dark Arena brawl. DA1 was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena melee. GRISTLE was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight. THE EMPRESS WU defeated HAVANA BLACK in a 4 minute veteran's Bloodfeud Title fight. BARATUS overpowered JED SAWYER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight. TWO-FINGER TONY devastated MORGUHN in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud conflict. SUICIDE SEED demolished CREDITS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. ASTRI was beaten by POUDREUX in a 3 minute gory master's Challenge conflict. GARCHOMP was vanquished by MYKUL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout. PEEKING DUCK lost to MONOCEROS in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fray. LARRY BIRD was devastated by GIBSON in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. LISHCHKA was overpowered by OMFUG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. PHO C overpowered TOMOE GOZEN in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge bout. WILT THE STILT delivered the death blow upon CALLAMYTIE in a 2 minute contest. WHITE LIGHTNING was beaten by KITTY TANTRUM in a 4 minute Challenge fight. THRAX was killed by NO-TEETH KEITH in a 1 minute beginner vs. expert Challenge bout. TU DU was devastated by BYRUHO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. BRUTAL GRUNGE narrowly defeated BROOSS in a action packed 6 minute Challenge fight. SCAPULA was savagely defeated by FREDDY FIREBALL in a 4 minute gory Challenge duel. ABDUHL AHLEZAD overpowered ZATHOG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match. PENUMBRA beat MIND FLAYER in a 3 minute Challenge duel. PLAN COLUMBIA was viciously subdued by DOCTOR J in a 3 minute Challenge bout. BRAVE BULL overcame PIXIE in a 3 minute Challenge duel. HEATWAVE overpowered DAYBRANCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. OLD MILL lost to TWO-TON TIMMONS in a 4 minute Challenge fray. PHEARE demolished BEER GUT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. SWAYGEN beat BEEF JERKY in a 2 minute Challenge bout. ARMAGEDDON was savagely defeated by CANICULE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fray. MORANA slimly lost to TRAJAN in a 4 minute brutal amateur's Challenge fight. MOKOSH luckily beat HAKEEM in a exciting 5 minute Challenge struggle. FETA COMPLI handily defeated MT. DEW: CODE RED in a 2 minute Challenge fight. ALPACA SWEATER demolished LLOYD in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. LUNARIS won victory over SLUG FACE in a 1 minute Challenge bout. PLUG-IN CAR beat A SMOKING WOMAN in a 1 minute novice's Challenge duel. BABY CRAMBUS was handily defeated by SAILOR JEFFRY in a 1 minute mismatched match. BARBAROSSA was viciously subdued by RINGO DEATHSTAR in a 2 minute veteran's match. DRY MOUTH MAX vanquished SIMO HAYHA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. ALLEZLES KEUS viciously subdued MORDECAI MOUSE in a popular 1 minute master's duel. HAKUNA FRITTATA was overpowered by BAILEY in a 1 minute uneven competition. NAGA handily defeated RYK THE DRAGON in a 1 minute one-sided match. ZIPPO overpowered GRIZZLY REMAINS in a 2 minute one-sided battle. HATEFUL DESIRE vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout. BLUE DRAGON was savagely defeated by KROW in a exciting 4 minute uneven competition. ALCESTE was handily defeated by HOLLOWSOUL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. CEREBRAL VORTEX was savagely defeated by HUMDRUM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout. ILL WIND was overcome by KAREEM in a 1 minute match. FOUR-EYED FLOYD bested CHAIN in a 2 minute brutal battle. LADDY BUCK was viciously subdued by WYLD TURKEY in a 2 minute bloody fight. SUPERWEED subdued BLOODY MARIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle. CAJUN SEAFOOD devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout. LONG BLACK HAIR lost to DISCIPLE O CLAW in a popular 1 minute struggle. ANNISTON overpowered STORMCLAW in a 1 minute bloody mismatched brawl. ECLIPSE was savagely defeated by ANNA COMNENA in a 5 minute novice's match. SOWN was handily defeated by BLACKJACK JOHNSON in a 1 minute mismatched battle. DEZMUND beat JANNA in a popular 1 minute novice's struggle. FEAR MONGER slimly lost to WARWULF in a 6 minute gruesome beginner's match. GLOBAL ALARMIST beat REGIOMONTANUS in a 3 minute novice's fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 22 TOTAL PARRY 41 - 32 - 0 56 | |STRIKING ATTACK 17 LUNGING ATTACK 116 - 95 - 6 55 | |WALL OF STEEL 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 40 - 34 - 1 54 | |PARRY-STRIKE 11 PARRY-LUNGE 33 - 29 - 4 53 | |BASHING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 63 - 64 - 0 50 | |AIMED BLOW 10 STRIKING ATTACK 89 - 98 - 7 48 | |TOTAL PARRY 9 PARRY-STRIKE 37 - 41 - 3 47 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 WALL OF STEEL 54 - 65 - 1 45 | |SLASHING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 36 - 52 - 4 41 | |PARRY-LUNGE 6 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 47 - 2 36 | Turn 234 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 7 AIMED BLOW 4 - 6 2 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 5 - 4 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 8 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 1 PARRY-LUNGE LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 11 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY THE EMPRESS WU 2164 18 10 0 105 DARQUE AGES (29) PARRY-RIPOSTE GIBSON 2381 15 7 1 111 WICKED MARTYRS (148) LUNGING ATTACK ALLEZLES KEUS 2256 23 16 0 101 LA PENTARCHIE (11) AIMED BLOW BAILEY 2387 13 8 1 92 WICKED MARTYRS (148) SLASHING ATTACK CREDITS 2280 19 17 1 89 MONSTER MANUAL (87) STRIKING ATTACK BABY CRAMBUS 2343 16 10 0 85 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) WALL OF STEEL LARRY BIRD 2384 11 7 1 84 NBA LEGENDS (156) PARRY-LUNGE HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307 17 14 1 70 OTTO'S DINER (96) PARRY-STRIKE HOLLOWSOUL 2414 10 7 2 66 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) BASHING ATTACK NO-TEETH KEITH 2500 8 3 1 53 SHANGHAIED (161) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is MYKUL 1018. The most popular warrior this turn was HAVANA BLACK 561. The ten other most popular fighters were BROOSS 1287, HAKEEM 2521, DICKY TOURVILLE 2276, FENN 2434, WHITE LIGHTNING 2486, DOCTOR J 2385, CANICULE 2479, RINGO DEATHSTAR 2310, KROW 2504, and HUMDRUM 2397. The least popular fighter this week was ECLIPSE 2565. The other ten least popular fighters were SOWN 2577, STORMCLAW 2569, ILL WIND 2398, RYK THE DRAGON 2371, HAKUNA FRITTATA 2307, SIMO HAYHA 2261, BABY CRAMBUS 2343, A SMOKING WOMAN 2562, LLOYD 2492, and MT. DEW: CODE RED 2527. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: ALLEZLES KEUS (81-2256) LA PENTARCHIE (11)