DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/26/2017    Duedate: 05/09/2017

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-266

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ZAYLA
CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
(81-2695) [14-6-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ZAYLA                          POSITION IS EMPTY
CULT OF BACCHUS (4)            
(81-2695) [14-6-0,105]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JANNA                          BLOODY MARIA
PRAY THE GODS (155)            WICKED MARTYRS (148)
(81-2581) [16-16-1,83]         (81-2536) [22-18-1,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHANGHAIED (161)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SEARCH THE SKY (136)        59
2. FURRY FURY (25)             36      SHANGHAIED (161)
3. WICKED MARTYRS (148)        36      Unchartered Team
4. CLAN LONGBEARD (39)         31
5. BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)      28       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SHANGHAIED (161)         119  86  6 58.0   1/ 1 SHANGHAIED (161)         11  4 3
 2/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      513 391 16 56.7   2/ 4 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     11  4 0
 3- 3 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    695 586 19 54.3   3/ 3 INEBRIATION (27)          8  7 0
 4/ 4 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     230 198 10 53.7   4/13 SEARCH THE SKY (136)      8  7 0
 5/ 5 DARQUE AGES (29)         579 508 21 53.3   5/ 5 THE COMMODORES (150)      8  7 0
 6/ 6 OTTO'S DINER (96)        521 483 26 51.9   6/ 8 WARBOW (170)              8  7 0
 7/ 0 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      529 504 21 51.2   7/ 2 KILL EM ALL (173)         8  7 0
 8/ 8 THE COMMODORES (150)     195 187  6 51.0   8/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)          7  8 0
 9/ 7 KILL EM ALL (173)         38  37  3 50.7   9/ 9 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       6  7 0
10/10 FURRY FURY (25)          436 438 21 49.9  10/ 7 PRAY THE GODS (155)       6  8 1
11/ 9 FROM THE LEFT (166)       24  26  1 48.0  11/10 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    6  9 0
12/11 THE MONSANTIS (112)      140 156 13 47.3  12/12 OTTO'S DINER (96)         4  6 0
13-12 MONSTER MANUAL (87)      456 554 18 45.1  13/14 FROM THE LEFT (166)       4  6 0
14/13 PRAY THE GODS (155)      118 146 11 44.7  14/11 THE MONSANTIS (112)       3 12 0
15/14 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)   357 475 27 42.9  15-15 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     2  3 0
16/15 SEARCH THE SKY (136)     175 248  9 41.4  16/ 0 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       2  3 0
17/17 WARBOW (170)              36  54  1 40.0  17-17 MONSTER MANUAL (87)       2  3 0
18/16 INEBRIATION (27)         154 237 13 39.4  18/16 FURRY FURY (25)           0  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 DOOM BRIGADE (158)        37  64  2 36.6  19/ 0 DOOM BRIGADE (158)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     "Looks like I get to sit then split.  Seems almost worthless to brag about my 
supremacy or taunt my upcoming opponents when I'll be gone after this turn."  LP 
Blackjack Johnson
     And the same goes for me.  One-and-done DM.  I dislike this pattern.
     As you may, or may not, have noticed, I've been bloodfeuding Luxlord Black after 
his cowardly extreme downchallenge of Davy Bones.  For the record it was Luxlord Black 
13-15-1 (66) and top of Challenger Adepts challenging Davy Bones 2-1-0 (34) and bottom 
of Adepts.  It's not in my nature to downchallenge, but I will be making an exception 
in the future for any member of the Big Lake Outcasts.  I have put 2 losses on Luxlord 
so far, and will attempt a third with my newly discovered favorites.
     Speaking of favorites, I like these better than Blackjack's. They tell me I 
prefer a VH offensive effort and a HI activity level.  I am confused by the EP as my 
favorite weapon.  When I tried it in the practice pit, I stabbed myself twice with it.  
BlackHart looked dismayed when he heard the news. I did see him put a check mark next 
to "Lunger" on his "Round Robin Checklist". Two down, eight more to go!

                                          -- Lord Protector Swabbie Sam

                                      SPY REPORT

     Rain, rain, go away!  Three days of steady fall is making everything waterlogged 
and groggy.  I enjoy a refreshing spring shower as much as the next guy, but this is 
getting out of hand!  It has stopped as of the writing of this report, but the clouds 
remain.  I am hoping for a ray of sunshine to break through before nightfall.  Ah 
well, let's take a look at the action this turn. 
     Swabbie Sam was our Duelmaster last turn, but he was invited to the Isle.  His 
last act in the arena was an honorable one.  Sam sought to avenge his fallen teammate, 
Davy Bones.  Luxlord Black was on the receiving end of Swabbie Sam's bloodfeud 
challenge.  It did not end well for Luxlord Black, who lost in 2 minutes to our 
departing Duelmaster.  With that match settled, we still needed to crown a new 
Duelmaster based upon arena recognition.  Our title fight became a match between Zayla 
from Cult of Bacchus and Fast Hack 'Em 9 of The Commodores.  It was a quick match and 
Fast Hack 'Em 9 demolished by Zayla.  Congrats to our newest Duelmistress!  Zayla is 
managed by DeGotti. 
     The most avoided team was Inebriation and was avoided most by Kill Em All.  
Inebriation has been on somewhat of a successful run lately, so perhaps Weirdo had the 
right idea avoiding Philthy Phil.  The most challenged warrior for turn 266 was Pale 
Al, who also belongs to Philthy Phil.  Tomorrowland from The Monsantis got the call 
from the announcer to face Pale Al.  Tomorrowland was victorious over Pale Al.  I 
think Al needs more sun added to his training regiment.  Congrats to Bloody Maria!  
She has been given her papers and is on the way to immortal living on the Isle of the 
Eye.  Congrats to to Bloody Maria and her manager, DMobster.  
     The 1, 3, and 5 spots remain static as Shanghaied, Inebriation, and The 
Commodores keep their spots in the ranks.  Wicked Martyrs jump up from 4th to 2nd, 
while Search the Sky has a stellar gain, rocketing 9 spots up to 4th.  Dragonbane 
Guild and Monster Manual were absent again, but Doom Patrol has returned (or was that 
due to some smeared ink on some commission paperwork?)  Kill Em All has lamented they 
are always a bridesmaid and never a bride.  They fall the largest amount this turn 
from 2nd to 7th, making them the coat check girl, I assume.  I want to give a warm 
"Welcome Back!" to Clan Longbeard.  You have been missed, and it is good to see you in 
Shadowspire once again. 
     Death came a callin' this turn, but only in the Dark Arena.  Grimm tries his hand 
once again with the new recruit roulette.  He sent 4 to the Dark Arena.  Clan 
Longbeard sent 3 to the night fights also.  No regular arena deaths this turn, but 
there were plenty of feuds on the sands.  Swabbie Sam has already been mentioned.  
Darque Ages and Search the Sky have been busy with the feuds.  Each team sent 2 
warriors to avenge a fallen teammate.  Search the Sky was successful on both counts.  
Darque Ages split 50-50.  Good luck next turn, gents, if you intend to persist with 
your vengeance. 
     That is it for me, dear readers.  I have miles to go before I sleep and this 
incessant rain is not agreeable with travel.  Join us next turn for some more great 
Shadowspire action.  Zayla actually gets to defend the title, so it should lead to 
some exciting action with this group of Challenger Champions that we have waiting in 
the wings.  Until next time!

                                          -- Phineas Rannulf

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZAYLA 2695                   14   6  0   105       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRISTAN 2669                 12   8  1   108       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
-KROW 2504                    23  15  0   100       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 STRABO 2689                  14   9  0    99       DARQUE AGES (29)
 BLOODY MARIA 2536            22  18  1    95       WICKED MARTYRS (148)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSIRUS 2016                  21  21  0    90       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 CLARA D'ANDUZA 2780          11   3  0    89       DARQUE AGES (29)
 FAST HACK 'EM 9 2653         14  13  0    84       THE COMMODORES (150)
 JANNA 2581                   16  16  1    83       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 LUXLORD BLACK 2608           14  18  2    80       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 HORRID 2659                  15  11  0    78       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 KNIFEFIST 2714                9   9  0    77       WARBOW (170)
 PLAN COLUMBIA 1612           18  21  1    76       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 MUTANT CAMEL 2678            14  11  0    76       THE COMMODORES (150)
 TWO-TON TIMMONS 2578         19  14  0    71       SHANGHAIED (161)
 BRACKISH 2782                 8   6  0    71       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
-STORMCLAW 2569               16  14  1    70       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 MISFORTUNE COOKIE 2783        9   4  0    70       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 BARSTOOL BRAD 2706           12   9  1    67       INEBRIATION (27)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ECLIPSE 2565                 16  10  0    66       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 SHEM 2719                     9  10  2    66       PRAY THE GODS (155)
-DRAGON SCARRED 2644          15   7  0    64       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 POWDER MONKEY 2683           13   9  1    64       SHANGHAIED (161)
 SCHENDLE 2596                15  14  3    62       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 STORMGIRL 2712                6  12  0    58       WARBOW (170)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGENT ORANGE 2762             9   5  3    54       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 SAMMY LIGHTFOOT 2834          6   2  0    53       THE COMMODORES (150)
 BLYTHE 2829                   6   1  0    53       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-ORLANDO 2688                  8   8  0    50       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 THYME LORD 2752               8   7  0    50       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 CELESTIO 2801                 5   5  0    50       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 SON OF BLAGGER 2793           7   4  0    48       THE COMMODORES (150)
 JET-BOOT JACK 2741           13   3  0    46       THE COMMODORES (150)
 ASPIRE 2B GREAT 2750          6   9  0    44       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 MELLOW JELLO 2784            11   2  0    43       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 DESTINY 2703                 10  11  0    41       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 SILENT SPRING 2825            4   3  0    40       THE MONSANTIS (112)
 NEETA 2702                    9  11  0    38       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 MALAKAI 2768                  8   7  0    37       KILL EM ALL (173)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALPACA SWEATER 2585           6   4  0    37       FROM THE LEFT (166)
 GOTTERDAMMERUNG 2787         11   2  0    35       KILL EM ALL (173)
 PSYCHO STYX 2771              7   8  1    35       KILL EM ALL (173)
 DEATH DOG 2849                4   1  0    35       WARBOW (170)
 HALFBUCK 2710                 7  11  0    34       WARBOW (170)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HILL GIANT 2694               7  12  0    33       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 SONNY CROQUETTE 2799          6   4  0    33       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 QUICK FINGERS 2837            5   2  0    33       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 CHOKE 2767                    7   8  0    30       KILL EM ALL (173)
-VIDHI 2840                    3   2  1    30       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 PAVIL 2270                    7   5  0    29       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 PLUG-IN CAR 2588              7   3  0    28       FROM THE LEFT (166)
 BLOODLUST 2769                5  10  2    27       KILL EM ALL (173)
 FEAR MONGER 2590              4   5  0    27       FROM THE LEFT (166)
-HYDRA 2753                    5   7  0    26       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
-TIGERLILY 2614                3   3  0    26       DOOM BRIGADE (158)
-WYRM CRUSHER 2814             2   3  0    26       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 STAR STREAK 2872              2   0  0    26       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
-GAS SPORE 2807                3   4  0    25       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 TOM COLLINS 2790              4   9  1    24       INEBRIATION (27)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPHINX 2755                   5   7  1    23       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 TOMORROWLAND 2841             5   2  0    23       THE MONSANTIS (112)
-ANDROMEDA 2605                3   4  0    23       DOOM BRIGADE (158)
 RAVENSTRIKE 2604              4   4  0    22       DOOM BRIGADE (158)
 STARSMILE 2731                3  13  0    22       WARBOW (170)
 SUBPAR SUE 2812               5   5  0    21       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 SOCIAL JUSTICE 2626           3   3  0    21       FROM THE LEFT (166)
-HARE DOWNER 2843              3   0  0    21       FURRY FURY (25)
 VELOX DOCIS 2873              1   1  0    20       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 THOK FOLDTEETH 2866           2   1  0    15       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 RED DOG 2878                  1   0  0    15       INEBRIATION (27)
 THREE SHEETS 2869             2   0  1    14       SHANGHAIED (161)
 PROTEST FOR HIRE 2597         2   6  0    14       FROM THE LEFT (166)
 GRIM TICKLES 2838             2   5  0    13       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 NO-TEETH KEITH 2852           3   2  1    12       SHANGHAIED (161)
 PALE AL 2839                  1   6  0    10       INEBRIATION (27)
 SIR RACHA 2853                2   1  0     8       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 SLAYCIA 2850                  1   4  1     8       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 FERDOWSI 2867                 1   1  0     5       DARQUE AGES (29)
 MIGHTY MIXON 2870             1   0  0     5       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-PIERCER 2854                  0   2  0     2       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 FERRO CHAOS 2884              0   1  0     1       SEARCH THE SKY (136)
 HAMM 2879                     0   1  0     1       INEBRIATION (27)
 SRI PONNA 2874                0   1  0     1       DARQUE AGES (29)
-MEATCAKE 2686                 0   1  0     1       DOOM BRIGADE (158)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LITTLE HAMMER 2792      4  6 0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 VIDHI 2840            263   
RUG 3834 2877           0  1 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39    BANDIT PRINCE         266  NONE
RUG 5284 2876           0  1 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39    DARK CHAMPION         266  NONE
WHITT 2295              4  4 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39    ARENAMASTER           266  NONE
COMGALL 2868            0  1 0 DARQUE AGES 29       THREE SHEETS 2869     265   
GREANDPA SERF 2875      0  1 0 DARQUE AGES 29       ARENAMASTER           266  NONE
LUIPADA 2721           11  6 2 DARQUE AGES 29       SHEM 2719             264  JUST REVENGED
PETRUS RIGA 2786        7  3 0 DARQUE AGES 29       AGENT ORANGE 2762     263  REVENGED
MONKEY TREE MONK 2652   5  7 0 FURRY FURY 25        JANNA 2581            262  NOT REVENGED
MUD1 2880               0  1 0 FURRY FURY 25        WURM KIN              266  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MUD2 2881               0  1 0 FURRY FURY 25        WURM KIN              266  NONE
MUD3 2882               0  1 0 FURRY FURY 25        ARENAMASTER           266  NONE
MUD4 2883               0  1 0 FURRY FURY 25        ARENAMASTER           266  NONE
RABBIT REVENANT 2848    0  1 0 FURRY FURY 25        SLAYCIA 2850          262  REVENGED
MALLEOS PRIMUS 2764     6  6 0 SEARCH THE SKY 136   POWDER MONKEY 2683    264  JUST REVENGED
STELLA MORTEM 2864      1  1 0 SEARCH THE SKY 136   NO-TEETH KEITH 2852   265  JUST REVENGED
DAVY BONES 2842         2  2 0 SHANGHAIED 161       LUXLORD BLACK 2608    263  JUST REVENGED
MNI WICONI 2847         1  5 0 THE MONSANTIS 112    BANDIT PRINCE         266  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Agent Orange -- I believe our vengeance has been sated.  I only challenged a second 
time because you were still ranked higher than me on the arena lists. -- Clara 
D'Anduza

Shem -- We still have a few more meetings, so keep the dance card clear. -- Strabo

Three Sheets -- A random match up between two rookies ends in a death.  I ain't even 
mad, but that doesn't mean I won't use this situation to my advantage. -- Master 
Darque

Den -- Why so quiet? -- Master Darque

Kid Arcane -- As always, I enjoy reading your stories. -- Master Darque

Shadowthorne -- Welcome back! -- Master Darque

Celestio -- So, are we good?  Is that curiosity satisfied?  You just had to know for 
sure, right?  Was it a stunning revelation?  Like looking at a giant map of 
Shadowspire with a red arrow that says, "YOU ARE HERE."  Followed by evocative imagery 
of crudely drawn stick figures that place your position in the arena at the back of a 
really big, long line.  No, wait!  That's just a scene from my doodle-pad that I bring 
to our fights.  Ya know, you showed some real gusto out on the sands, honest.  Here, 
you can have your inhaler back;  You dropped it during our fight.  So, how 'bout we 
try this again at the champions level?  Maybe by then you'll have gotten in touch with 
your inner slashiness... -- Gotterdammerung

All -- Kill EM ALL remained at second in the three turn rankings?  Always a 
bridesmaid, never a bride. -- Weirdo

Shadowspire -- Great spotlights last turn!  I laughed at both. -- Weirdo

Luxlord Black -- That's two.  Prepare for another two... unless I kill you before. -- 
BlackHart

Janna -- Rinse.  Repeat. -- Two-Ton Timmons

Plan Columbia -- Look out for the boom.  Thanks for the skills! -- Powder Monkey

Stella Mortem -- From you whalloping me and getting a death intent to me killing you.  
What a turn of events. -- No-Teeth Keith

Comgall -- I think Three Sheets was drunk again and didn't realize you were out on 
your feet. -- BlackHart

BlackHart -- Bah! -- Three Sheets 

Blackhart -- You have been on tear lately!  Doubled you kill total in the past 2 
turns!  You might find it difficult to hold onto the career top team with BF's coming 
your way! -- DeGotti

Schendle -- You're no huckleberry! -- Zayla

Thok -- You have made me keep a closer eye on Slaycia than I intended too!  A 
promising warrior (number wise), but is under performing in a tragic way! -- DeGotti

Welcome back From the Left!  Hopefuly you can stick around longer this time! -- 
DeGotti

Otto -- You still have a 7 win lead on the race to 600 career wins, thanks to that 
0fer my team managed a couple turns ago! -- DeGotti

Weirdo -- Malleos Primus was a experiment in keeping with my philosophy of playing 
EVERY roll-up at least once.  I threw all his paperwork away (I rarely keep any 
fighter's stuff around -- unless they graduate).  However, I remember that both his ST 
and WL started at 3, his DF was 9, and his con was 17 or 18.  I pumped ST & WL to 9 
each and got DF over 11, and the rest...  He did better than I thought he would. -- 
Kid Arcane

Shanghaied -- The death was unplanned.  So you say.  You also deny any involvement in 
the mysterious disappearances of local vagrants and immigrants straggling home from 
their local pubs... I don't know why our bloodfeud didn't go through, but be assured 
we WILL do our best to avenge our loss! -- Kid Arcane

Stormgirl -- I wasn't expectin' YOU.  I was after the bad monkey-man. -- Eclipse

Gotterdammerung -- Ka-Ching!!  Thanks for the skills! -- Celestio

No-Teet Keith -- Wow!  An excitin' fight -- right until ya turned it around and killed 
Stella.  At first I was thinkin' she was gonna kill YOU!  Huh.  Well, ya gotta know 
we're comin' for ya, right? -- Havoc

Degotti -- That 0-5 turn catch ya by surprise?  Start gettin' used to it.  We ALL got 
plans here, ya know! -- Havoc

Ferdowsi -- It's like you knew I was coming!  Did you start out dodging?? -- Velox 
Docis

Embezzling Scribe -- The least you could do was teach a few more skills!! -- Star 
Streak

I can't believe after I told Vidhi I wouldn't get scummed that day... I completely got 
scummed. -- Janna

Horrid -- Just drop payment in the Alastari post for me taking you to school. -- Neeta

Zayla!  You got me on my knees... Zayla!  I wish you'd brush your teeth. -- Schendle

Strabo -- Hahaha...  Killing Luipada was totally worth it!  Bring it on! -- Shem

Slim Dickles -- See Neeta's note to Horrid.  Two times I almost killed you.  You won't 
get a third opportunity.  "Slim Dickles is rushed to the infirmary, where he nearly 
dies and constantly cries!"  Toodles! -- Vidhi  
P.S.  You're welcome for the skills.  Lord knows you need them!

Those that Pray went 1-4 last turn.  Thank the Gods that I had a fight with Den's team 
or I might have been winless! -- Vlad

Vlad -- Did you write that spotlight in crayon as well?  Great message, for an idiot.  
What is the encore?  A Dutch rub with DeGotti?  Too bad you couldn't stumble upon a 
relevant life as easily as you stumbled upon a kill. -- Den

Shadowthrone -- Have you considered teaching your bashers to bash? -- Den

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHITT was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MNI WICONI was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
MUD1 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
RUG 3834 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
RUG 5284 was savagely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
MUD3 was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
GREANDPA SERF was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MUD2 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
MUD4 was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SWABBIE SAM viciously subdued LUXLORD BLACK in a 2 minute expert's Bloodfeud duel.
STRABO won victory over SHEM in a 2 minute Bloodfeud duel.
ECLIPSE narrowly defeated POWDER MONKEY in a dull 9 minute veteran's Bloodfeud fight.
FERDOWSI was luckily beaten by THREE SHEETS in a 2 minute novice's Bloodfeud match.
VELOX DOCIS bested NO-TEETH KEITH in a 1 minute brutal amateur's Bloodfeud conflict.
FAST HACK 'EM 9 was demolished by ZAYLA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title brawl.
TWO-TON TIMMONS was handily defeated by CLARA D'ANDUZA in a 3 minute conflict.
MUTANT CAMEL was viciously subdued by BLOODY MARIA in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
BARSTOOL BRAD beat STORMGIRL in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
KNIFEFIST devastated SCHENDLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
PLUG-IN CAR was overpowered by SAMMY LIGHTFOOT in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SILENT SPRING was narrowly defeated by JET-BOOT JACK in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
THYME LORD bested ALPACA SWEATER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
MELLOW JELLO outlasted PSYCHO STYX in a monotonous 14 minute Challenge duel.
DESTINY was overpowered by BLYTHE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
HALFBUCK overcame TOM COLLINS in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
ASPIRE 2B GREAT luckily beat NEETA in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
MALAKAI overpowered PROTEST FOR HIRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TOMORROWLAND defeated PALE AL in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
STARSMILE was outlasted by GOTTERDAMMERUNG in a tiresome 20 minute Challenge bout.
JANNA won victory over MISFORTUNE COOKIE in a 1 minute bout.
OSIRUS won victory over PLAN COLUMBIA in a action packed 6 minute veteran's fray.
AGENT ORANGE was overpowered by HORRID in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
BRACKISH overpowered SON OF BLAGGER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHOKE was handily defeated by CELESTIO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEATH DOG subdued GRIM TICKLES in a 2 minute gory fight.
PAVIL beat RAVENSTRIKE in a popular 5 minute bout.
SOCIAL JUSTICE was overcome by SONNY CROQUETTE in a 2 minute match.
BLOODLUST was devastated by QUICK FINGERS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUBPAR SUE outwaited SLAYCIA in a exciting 7 minute bloody battle.
FEAR MONGER luckily beat THOK FOLDTEETH in a popular 1 minute fray.
STAR STREAK demolished SRI PONNA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SIR RACHA subdued HAMM in a 1 minute novice's duel.
RED DOG beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's duel.
MIGHTY MIXON slimly won victory over FERRO CHAOS in a 4 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  11 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         TOTAL PARRY       64 -  51 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  23 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         AIMED BLOW        44 -  37 -  2      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  28 -  2      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         BASHING ATTACK    67 -  71 -  4      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  26 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    52 -  65 -  3      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  37 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  41 -  0      39  |

Turn 266 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     6 -  9         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  4     AIMED BLOW         3 -  6         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  7         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ZAYLA 2695                 14   6  0  105 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
PARRY-LUNGE      STRABO 2689                14   9  0   99 DARQUE AGES (29)
BASHING ATTACK   BLOODY MARIA 2536          22  18  1   95 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CLARA D'ANDUZA 2780        11   3  0   89 DARQUE AGES (29)
LUNGING ATTACK   HORRID 2659                15  11  0   78 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
TOTAL PARRY      MUTANT CAMEL 2678          14  11  0   76 THE COMMODORES (150)
PARRY-STRIKE     BRACKISH 2782               8   6  0   71 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
AIMED BLOW       MISFORTUNE COOKIE 2783      9   4  0   70 OTTO'S DINER (96)
WALL OF STEEL    POWDER MONKEY 2683         13   9  1   64 SHANGHAIED (161)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JANNA 2581.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BLOODY MARIA 2536.  The ten other most popular fighters were OSIRUS 2016, SILENT 
SPRING 2825, NEETA 2702, SLAYCIA 2850, SAMMY LIGHTFOOT 2834, PLAN COLUMBIA 1612, 
RAVENSTRIKE 2604, THYME LORD 2752, STRABO 2689, and FERDOWSI 2867.

The least popular fighter this week was GOTTERDAMMERUNG 2787.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STARSMILE 2731, MELLOW JELLO 2784, PSYCHO STYX 2771, ECLIPSE 
2565, SUBPAR SUE 2812, POWDER MONKEY 2683, MIGHTY MIXON 2870, SRI PONNA 2874, 
BLOODLUST 2769, and PAVIL 2270.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BLOODY MARIA (81-2536) WICKED MARTYRS (148)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SWABBIE SAM (81-2632) SHANGHAIED (161)