DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/03/2018 Duedate: 01/16/2018
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-284
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SIR RACHA
OTTO'S DINER (96)
(81-2853) [13-8-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SIR RACHA POSITION IS EMPTY
OTTO'S DINER (96)
(81-2853) [13-8-0,105]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PLUG-IN CAR SLAYCIA
FROM THE LEFT (166) CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
(81-2588) [19-8-0,97] (81-2850) [12-11-2,98]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHANGHAIED (161)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SHANGHAIED (161) 38
2. OTTO'S DINER (96) 37 SHANGHAIED (161)
3. KILL EM ALL (173) 27 Unchartered Team
4. MONSTER MANUAL (87) 23
5. BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 21 PENTIGONAL PINK (63)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 SHANGHAIED (161) 168 125 8 57.3 1/ 5 SHANGHAIED (161) 10 5 0
2- 1*UYPHY ASYLUM (180) 17 13 0 56.7 2/ 2 OTTO'S DINER (96) 9 4 1
3/ 3 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 553 438 20 55.8 3/ 1 KILL EM ALL (173) 9 6 1
4/ 4 DARQUE AGES (29) 615 558 27 52.4 4/ 9 MONSTER MANUAL (87) 8 5 0
5/ 5 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 270 247 11 52.2 5/ 7 FROM THE LEFT (166) 7 8 1
6/ 7 KILL EM ALL (173) 86 79 5 52.1 6/ 4 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 7 8 0
7/ 6 OTTO'S DINER (96) 568 523 28 52.1 7- 3*UYPHY ASYLUM (180) 6 4 0
8/ 9 PRAY THE GODS (155) 164 173 11 48.7 8/11 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 6 9 0
9/ 8 FROM THE LEFT (166) 67 72 4 48.2 9/ 8 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 5 10 0
10/10 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 32 36 3 47.1 10/10 DARQUE AGES (29) 4 11 2
11/11 MONSTER MANUAL (87) 489 589 20 45.4 11/ 6 PRAY THE GODS (155) 3 8 0
12-12 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (179) 20 34 2 37.0 12-13 WAR MACHINE (26) 1 4 0
13-13 WAR MACHINE (26) 127 219 18 36.7 13-12 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (179) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Greetings, all. While I slightly improved on BlackHart's streak of "1 and done"
Duelmasters (I sat the throne for 1 turn a while back), I will barely have time to
carve one initial, let alone two, into the throne as I will be leaving for the Isle
after this turn.
The GC evaluated me and said I appear naturally adept with the war flail. I told them
where they can put that war flail! I also supposedly like a high offensive effort
(and now BlackHart says I've been slacking my whole career!), a very low activity
level, and do well with both the parry and slash tactics. I had to ask what a "parry-
slash" tactic looked like, and BlackHart thumped me in the back of my head. Overall,
BlackHart appears slightly disappointed in my record, but not nearly as disappointed
as he is in Two-Ton Timmons' record. It is apparently the first time BlackHart has
had two warriors (he said Timmons loosely fits "warrior" description) graduate in the
same turn.
He put a check mark next to "WS" and "TP" on his round robin checklist. That's 4
marks.
Powder Monkey
SPY REPORT
Hello, duel fans! Welcome to a New Year and a new turn in Shadowspire! I hope
this next year is kinder to some of you than it was last year. You know who you are!
We can't do much for how you look at this point, but a resolution could be to bathe
more. There is no reason to assault all 5 of the senses! Alright, enough about your
personal hygiene, or more correctly, your lack of personal hygiene. Let's talk about
some fights and see what happened in the arena.
Our former Duelmaster had a short time on the throne due to graduation. So, with
Powder Monkey leaving, we needed to crown a new champion. There are a few ways to do
this, one of which is for someone to defeat Powder Monkey and take the throne. Powder
Monkey faced Plug-In Car in a random match up. Our departing Lord Protector faces our
newly minted Lord Protector. It should have been a good fight, and according to the
fans, it was a good one. Powder Monkey came out on top and moves onto the Isle, while
Plug-In Car gets his invite and will be leaving us after fighting next turn. With
Powder Monkey victorious, our Duelmaster would be selected by recognition points. The
title fight came down to Sir Racha of Otto's Diner, who made a bold challenge against
the highest ranked Challenger Champion, Vidhi from Pray the Gods. Sir Racha proved
to be too spicy for Vidhi. Congrats to our newest Duelmaster in Shadowspire, Sir
Racha!
The most avoided team for the turn was Kill Em All. They were avoided the most
by Darque Ages. The most challenged warrior for the turn belongs to Weirdo and his
Kill Em All stable as well. Bottom Feeder was the turn's most challenged. Bottom
Feeder was bloodfeuded by Mellow Jello of Otto's Diner. He lost to the gelatinous
mass in a 4 minute fight. As mentioned, we offer congrats once again to Powder Monkey
and Two-Ton Timmons on their new status of Lord Protectors from Shadowspire. They
fought their last turn and both were victorious! We also congratulate our newest LP,
Plug-In Car of From the Left.
Shanghaied moved into the top spot from the 5th position. A 5-0 turn will do
that for ya! Otto's Diner remained steady in 2nd place, while the former top team,
Kill Em All, dropped to 3rd. We have 2 new entrants into the top 5 with Monster
Manual making a big 5 point leap into 4th, and From the Left moving from 7th to 5th.
Monster Manual's 5 spot jump was the largest of the turn, while Pray the Gods fell 5
into 11th for the biggest slide. There were 3 inactive teams this turn, and the
overall total of teams continues to dwindle.
Time for me to jet! Remember what I said about those baths! Go to the Griffin
Spur Inn and tell them Huard sent you! They'll give you the first bath free! What a
deal! Man, that is a lot of exclamation points! Oops, there is another one. I
better get out of here before I die with excitement. See you next turn.
-- Huard DePriest
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIR RACHA 2853 13 8 0 105 OTTO'S DINER (96)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPHINX 2755 13 16 2 101 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
SLAYCIA 2850 12 11 2 98 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
PLUG-IN CAR 2588 19 8 0 97 FROM THE LEFT (166)
THREE SHEETS 2869 14 6 1 95 SHANGHAIED (161)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MELLOW JELLO 2784 22 9 0 88 OTTO'S DINER (96)
VIDHI 2840 15 5 1 88 PRAY THE GODS (155)
MALAKAI 2768 20 13 1 87 KILL EM ALL (173)
-JED SAWYER 2474 10 11 4 84 WAR MACHINE (26)
BLYTHE 2829 12 13 2 83 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
MODUIN 2909 10 6 1 79 DARQUE AGES (29)
BOALZEBUL 2946 8 2 0 76 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
DESTINY 2703 17 22 0 73 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
PSYCHO STYX 2771 18 15 1 70 KILL EM ALL (173)
QUICK 2926 9 5 1 70 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
CHOKE 2767 16 17 0 69 KILL EM ALL (173)
BRACKISH 2782 13 19 1 68 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUBPAR SUE 2812 17 11 0 63 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
NO-TEETH KEITH 2852 14 9 2 59 SHANGHAIED (161)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIGHTY MIXON 2870 10 9 0 56 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
GROUCHO SERF 3002 2 1 2 53 DARQUE AGES (29)
-BEOTHUN 2960 6 2 0 52 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (179)
THE LEPER'S HAND 2940 6 6 0 47 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
CHILD SMASHER 2941 5 6 1 41 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
PIERCER 2854 8 11 1 37 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
MARTIAL SLAW 2954 5 6 0 36 OTTO'S DINER (96)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FEAR 2974 4 2 0 33 UYPHY ASYLUM (180)
SOWER MOOD 2942 3 9 1 33 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
BOTTOM FEEDER 2989 3 2 1 33 KILL EM ALL (173)
BENJAMIN 2905 7 9 0 30 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
SKINNY LENNY 2971 5 2 0 29 SHANGHAIED (161)
STARVING ARTIST 2956 4 7 0 29 FROM THE LEFT (166)
-BOOMBOOM 2995 3 0 0 26 UYPHY ASYLUM (180)
RACE BAITER 2992 3 1 0 24 FROM THE LEFT (166)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE SMILE 2973 4 2 0 22 UYPHY ASYLUM (180)
MIMIC 2997 2 0 0 21 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
NIGHT HAG 2980 2 1 0 21 MONSTER MANUAL (87)
-THE OAK 2972 3 3 0 19 UYPHY ASYLUM (180)
GREASE TRAP 2998 2 0 1 19 OTTO'S DINER (96)
-AL ROPER 2612 5 2 0 18 WAR MACHINE (26)
AZABELLE 2949 4 6 0 18 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-HERETHE 2961 4 4 0 17 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (179)
-MORWULF 2952 3 6 1 16 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (179)
M'LORD 2959 3 6 0 15 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
PETRY SLAM 3017 1 0 0 15 FROM THE LEFT (166)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KETTIH 2977 4 2 0 14 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (179)
-GRENHELM 2934 1 10 1 14 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (179)
JUDAS CRADLE 2983 3 4 0 13 DARQUE AGES (29)
YELLOW BELLEY 3012 1 0 0 13 KILL EM ALL (173)
-PHOBIA 2988 3 2 0 12 UYPHY ASYLUM (180)
KISMA 2981 1 6 0 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
THE PLEDGE 2993 1 3 0 6 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
-CURTIS TURNER 2643 1 3 0 6 WAR MACHINE (26)
NAPKIN HOLDER 3004 0 1 0 1 OTTO'S DINER (96)
-GLORYHOUND 3007 0 1 0 1 WAR MACHINE (26)
SAFE SPACE 3016 0 1 0 1 FROM THE LEFT (166)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LAST 2925 7 2 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 NO-TEETH KEITH 2852 280 REVENGED
ANTACID SERF 3018 0 1 0 DARQUE AGES 29 BANDIT PRINCE 284 NONE
SERF WAR 3019 0 1 0 DARQUE AGES 29 STONE GOLEM 284 NONE
WHITE GUILT 2979 3 1 0 FROM THE LEFT 166 CHILD SMASHER 2941 280 REVENGED
ORIN SCRIVELLO 2899 8 8 0 KILL EM ALL 173 GROUCHO SERF 3002 283 JUST REVENGED
SAM & ELLA 2966 2 4 1 OTTO'S DINER 96 BOTTOM FEEDER 2989 282 JUST REVENGED
ASH 3010 0 1 0 PRAY THE GODS 155 SPYMASTER 284 NONE
HEATHEN 3013 0 1 0 PRAY THE GODS 155 STONE GOLEM 284 NONE
MENSK 2655 0 3 0 WAR MACHINE 26 GREASE TRAP 2998 283
PERSONAL ADS
All -- Orin Scrivello BA 11(1)-7-18-17-11-12-9 Poor Endurance/Great Damage, Expert
Attack, Expert Decise, Expert Init. -- Weirdo
Mellow Jello -- Eww, Green Jello! -- Bottom Feeder
Quick -- (mutters curses) -- No-Teeth Keith
Slaycia -- Get off my throne! (grins) -- Powder Monkey
Sphinx -- (eyebrows furrow...eyes cross...drool runs down chin) -- Two-Ton Timmons
Jed Sawyer -- Welcome back. -- Three Sheets
Azabelle -- I look forward to the rematch. First to blink loses. -- Skinny Lenny
Maudlin -- You could use some time at the gym before I smack you upside the head
again. It must be tough for you to sleep with the ringing in your ears at night from
all the "dink" "whoosh" "bing" and other sounds that come from your inability to make
effective use of your "long sword" -- Vidhi
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SERF WAR was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
ANTACID SERF was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
ASH was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
HEATHEN was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
MELLOW JELLO bested BOTTOM FEEDER in a 4 minute one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
CHOKE defeated GROUCHO SERF in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
TWO-TON TIMMONS viciously subdued SLAYCIA in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
MODUIN was viciously subdued by SPHINX in a popular 5 minute Challenge competition.
PSYCHO STYX lost to BOALZEBUL in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MALAKAI overpowered BRACKISH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SIR RACHA savagely defeated VIDHI in a exciting 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
PIERCER was overpowered by QUICK in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
JUDAS CRADLE was devastated by SKINNY LENNY in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
POWDER MONKEY subdued PLUG-IN CAR in a 2 minute veteran's brawl.
THREE SHEETS handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BLYTHE vanquished DESTINY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SUBPAR SUE unbelievably bested THE LEPER'S HAND in a 2 minute brutal fray.
NO-TEETH KEITH devastated STARVING ARTIST in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MIGHTY MIXON overpowered RACE BAITER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHILD SMASHER overpowered BENJAMIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AZABELLE was overpowered by SOWER MOOD in a 1 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
MARTIAL SLAW overpowered KISMA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
M'LORD was subdued by NIGHT HAG in a 1 minute gruesome bout.
MIMIC won victory over NAPKIN HOLDER in a popular 1 minute amateur's fray.
GREASE TRAP demolished SAFE SPACE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE PLEDGE was vanquished by PETRY SLAM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
YELLOW BELLEY vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 AIMED BLOW 38 - 25 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-LUNGE 24 - 17 - 2 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 38 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 28 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 LUNGING ATTACK 71 - 83 - 3 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 45 - 4 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 24 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 24 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 33 - 3 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 13 - 1 32 |
Turn 284 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 8 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SIR RACHA 2853 13 8 0 105 OTTO'S DINER (96)
PARRY-LUNGE SLAYCIA 2850 12 11 2 98 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
WALL OF STEEL THREE SHEETS 2869 14 6 1 95 SHANGHAIED (161)
TOTAL PARRY MELLOW JELLO 2784 22 9 0 88 OTTO'S DINER (96)
AIMED BLOW VIDHI 2840 15 5 1 88 PRAY THE GODS (155)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK 2926 9 5 1 70 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
BASHING ATTACK NO-TEETH KEITH 2852 14 9 2 59 SHANGHAIED (161)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PLUG-IN CAR 2588. The most popular warrior this
turn was SLAYCIA 2850. The ten other most popular fighters were SIR RACHA 2853,
MODUIN 2909, SPHINX 2755, THE LEPER'S HAND 2940, VIDHI 2840, QUICK 2926, PLUG-IN CAR
2588, HEATHEN 3013, BOALZEBUL 2946, and PIERCER 2854.
The least popular fighter this week was SERF WAR 3019. The other ten least popular
fighters were THE PLEDGE 2993, SAFE SPACE 3016, M'LORD 2959, KISMA 2981, AZABELLE
2949, BENJAMIN 2905, STARVING ARTIST 2956, DESTINY 2703, JUDAS CRADLE 2983, and
GROUCHO SERF 3002.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PLUG-IN CAR (81-2588) FROM THE LEFT (166)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
TWO-TON TIMMONS (81-2578) SHANGHAIED (161)
POWDER MONKEY (81-2683) SHANGHAIED (161)
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