DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/11/2018    Duedate: 04/24/2018

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-291

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BARSTOOL BRAD
INEBRIATION (27)
(81-2706) [18-14-1,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SIR RACHA                      CRAM
OTTO'S DINER (96)              HEROS OF HAGUS (181)
(81-2853) [17-11-0,116]        (81-3049) [1-0-0,10]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SIR RACHA                      JED SAWYER
OTTO'S DINER (96)              WAR MACHINE (26)
(81-2853) [17-11-0,116]        (81-2474) [12-12-4,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MONSTER MANUAL (87)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MONSTER MANUAL (87)         33
2. PRAY THE GODS (155)         33      SHANGHAIED (161)
3. INEBRIATION (27)            32      Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)     22
5. CULT OF BACCHUS (4)         20      HEROS OF HAGUS (181)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SHANGHAIED (161)         183 139  8 56.8   1/ 7 MONSTER MANUAL (87)       9  6 1
 2/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      572 452 20 55.9   2/ 3 SHANGHAIED (161)          9  6 0
 3/ 3 DARQUE AGES (29)         627 579 27 52.0   3/ 8 WAR MACHINE (26)          8  7 2
 4/ 5 OTTO'S DINER (96)        584 542 28 51.9   4/ 4 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       8  7 0
 5/ 6 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     283 267 11 51.5   5/10 OTTO'S DINER (96)         8  7 0
 6/ 4 KILL EM ALL (173)        102  97  7 51.3   6/ 5 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   8  7 0
 7/ 7 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   51  51  3 50.0   7/ 2 KILL EM ALL (173)         7  8 2
 8/ 8 PRAY THE GODS (155)      179 186 13 49.0   8/ 6 FROM THE LEFT (166)       7  8 0
 9/ 9 FROM THE LEFT (166)       81  88  5 47.9   9/ 1 PRAY THE GODS (155)       6  8 1
10/10 MONSTER MANUAL (87)      508 605 22 45.6  10/11 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      6  9 0
11/ 0*HEROS OF HAGUS (181)       2   3  0 40.0  11/12 INEBRIATION (27)          5 10 0
12/11 INEBRIATION (27)         173 273 13 38.8  12/ 9 DARQUE AGES (29)          3 12 0
13/12 WAR MACHINE (26)         135 226 20 37.4  13/ 0*HEROS OF HAGUS (181)      2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     All of this traveling is for the birds!  There is nothing better than my lumpy, 
familiar mattress in my musky, familiar room.  Instead, I stay in a glorified barn 
loft,  and I am forced to sleep on a rock-stuffed mattress.  The cleaning staff was 
horrible.  I apologize for that unfair statement.  There was no cleaning staff!  This 
place was a pig sty!  I will never stay at my mother's house again!  I plan on making 
the SYP foot the bill next time I'm compelled to cover a tournament.  Let's take a 
look at all the good fights and competition we had in Shadowspire this turn! 
     Barstool Brad was our reigning champion last turn, and turn 291 gave him the 
first opportunity to defend that title.  Our noble Duelmaster decided to take the easy 
route, which is fine, it is his prerogative as top dog in the arena.  He exercised the 
right of bloodfeud against Kamikaze from Kill Em All.  Weirdo and his crew seem to 
like those lopsided down challenges, so he probably didn't have any issue with this 
challenge either.  Barstool Brad defeats Kamikaze and remains our Duelmaster!  He also 
got his invitation to the Isle of the Eye.  So, we will have a new champion next turn.  
It is a certainty! 
     The most avoided team is Kill Em All.  They were most avoided by War Machine.  
The most challenge warrior for the turn is our former Duelmaster, Three Sheets.  He 
was challenged by another former Duelmaster, Boalzebul.  It was an interesting bout of 
back and forth according to the stat sheet, but Boalzebul came out victorious after 2 
minutes.  There were various down challenges, all across the board . . . YAWN, oh 
sorry.  This isn't Seam, no one really "seems" to care! HA! I kill me.  Okay, back to 
the rest of the report. 
     There have been lots of deaths the last few turns, which I love. Killing always 
excites the crowd and makes the managers make severely lapsed judgments.  Master 
Darque wiped out more than half of his team this turn.  Dumpps killed a warrior last 
turn and was subsequently sent to the DA this turn.  I love it!  Death, death, and 
more death! Bloodfeuds always make for some good entertainment too.  I've already 
mentioned our Duelmaster's bloodfeud match, but I want to draw our attention to 
Malakai's failed attempt at vengeance against Poetry Slam.  You would think that match 
was  foregone conclusion!  Everyone was wrong!  I love it! 
     Monster Manual is the top team in the arena after jumping up 7 spots.  Our former 
top team, Pray the Gods, fell from some lofty heights to rest in 9th place.  
Shanghaied moved up one spot to take 2nd, while War Machine climbed 5 ranks to 3rd.  
Filling out the top 5, Cult of Bacchus stays steady in 4th, and Otto's Diner moved 
from 10th to 5th.  The largest gain belongs to Monster Manual, while the biggest loss 
is Pray the Gods. 
     I am out of here, duel fans.  I have to meet an Andorian masseuse and healer to 
get my neck realigned.  I can barely turn my head thanks to that horrible mattress at 
mom's.  It made watching many of the fights today painful, especially the ones where 
the gladiators moved around a lot.  I long for the days of Total Parry dominance with 
each turn of my head!  Anyway, I'm out.  See you next turn.

                                          -- Huard DePriest

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARSTOOL BRAD 2706           18  14  1   111       INEBRIATION (27)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR RACHA 2853               17  11  0   116       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 SPHINX 2755                  17  19  2   115       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 MODUIN 2909                  15   8  1   103       DARQUE AGES (29)
 BOALZEBUL 2946               13   4  1    98       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 NO-TEETH KEITH 2852          18  12  2    95       SHANGHAIED (161)
 MIGHTY MIXON 2870            14  12  0    95       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 PSYCHO STYX 2771             21  19  2    92       KILL EM ALL (173)
 DESTINY 2703                 20  26  0    92       WICKED MARTYRS (148)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POETRY SLAM 3017              5   2  1    90       FROM THE LEFT (166)
 MALAKAI 2768                 24  16  1    89       KILL EM ALL (173)
 JED SAWYER 2474              12  12  4    89       WAR MACHINE (26)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHILD SMASHER 2941           10   8  1    87       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 CHOKE 2767                   22  18  0    84       KILL EM ALL (173)
 THREE SHEETS 2869            17  10  1    84       SHANGHAIED (161)
 SOWER MOOD 2942               8  11  1    82       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 QUICK 2926                   12   9  1    73       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 SUBPAR SUE 2812              18  17  0    71       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 BRACKISH 2782                15  24  1    70       WICKED MARTYRS (148)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKINNY LENNY 2971             9   5  0    58       SHANGHAIED (161)
 SILPA 3022                    4   2  1    57       PRAY THE GODS (155)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BENJAMIN 2905                12  11  0    56       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 THE LEPER'S HAND 2940        11   8  0    55       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 MARTIAL SLAW 2954            10   8  0    54       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 PIERCER 2854                 12  14  1    51       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 RED DOG 2878                  8   4  0    50       INEBRIATION (27)
 AZABELLE 2949                 7  10  0    45       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 M'LORD 2959                   6  10  0    40       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 GROUCHO SERF 3002             4   6  2    39       DARQUE AGES (29)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CURTIS TURNER 2643            3   4  1    33       WAR MACHINE (26)
 RUTU PARNA 3014               4   2  1    32       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 STARVING ARTIST 2956          7  10  0    31       FROM THE LEFT (166)
 MIMIC 2997                    5   4  1    31       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 GLORYHOUND 3007               2   2  0    29       WAR MACHINE (26)
 ALISTAR 3037                  3   0  0    25       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 TUTTER 3015                   3   3  0    24       PRAY THE GODS (155)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KAMIKAZE 3042                 1   2  1    23       KILL EM ALL (173)
 GREASE TRAP 2998              6   3  1    22       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 AL ROPER 2612                 6   4  0    22       WAR MACHINE (26)
 NIGHT HAG 2980                5   5  0    22       MONSTER MANUAL (87)
 THOUGHT POLICE 3039           3   1  0    22       FROM THE LEFT (166)
 HELEN BADE 3021               2   2  0    12       SHANGHAIED (161)
 NPR 3061                      1   0  0    10       FROM THE LEFT (166)
 CRAM 3049                     1   0  0    10       HEROS OF HAGUS (181)
 SAVAGE 3043                   2   1  0     9       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 EYE-PATCH WILLY 3020          2   2  0     9       SHANGHAIED (161)
 TENURED PROFESSOR 3040        2   2  0     8       FROM THE LEFT (166)
 KUSHNUMAH 3034                2   2  0     8       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 SPECIAL PURPOSE 3033          1   4  0     7       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 MISO HONEY 3057               1   0  0     6       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 OBARA 3047                    1   0  0     6       HEROS OF HAGUS (181)
 ALASKAN AMBER 3060            1   0  0     5       INEBRIATION (27)
 RISHVI 3045                   0   2  0     2       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 COLLYN 3050                   0   1  0     1       HEROS OF HAGUS (181)
 TOMAHAWK 3055                 0   1  0     1       KILL EM ALL (173)
 TEMUJIN 3048                  0   1  0     1       HEROS OF HAGUS (181)
 GRUELMASTER 3056              0   1  0     1       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 TYENE 3046                    0   1  0     1       HEROS OF HAGUS (181)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLYTHE 2829            13 15 2 CULT OF BACCHUS 4    BOALZEBUL 2946        287  NOT REVENGED
SUBOPTIMAL 3038         2  1 0 CULT OF BACCHUS 4    MIMIC 2997            291   
AQUINAS 3062            0  1 0 DARQUE AGES 29       DARK CHAMPION         291  NONE
BARD BOINNE 3031        3  1 0 DARQUE AGES 29       DUMPPS 3044           290   
DA59 3063               0  1 0 DARQUE AGES 29       BLACK ORC             291  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DAME DE GOSNAI 3035     0  4 0 DARQUE AGES 29       BLACK ORC             291  NONE
NAGAVARMA 3032          2  2 0 DARQUE AGES 29       SILPA 3022            290   
RACE BAITER 2992        3  3 0 FROM THE LEFT 166    RUTU PARNA 3014       287  REVENGED
HANGOVER 3058           0  1 0 INEBRIATION 27       STONE GOLEM           291  NONE
HEADACHE 3059           0  1 0 INEBRIATION 27       DARK CHAMPION         291  NONE
SUMMIT 3052             0  1 0 INEBRIATION 27       KAMIKAZE 3042         290  JUST REVENGED
BOTTOM FEEDER 2989      4  7 1 KILL EM ALL 173      CURTIS TURNER 2643    290  JUST REVENGED
YELLOW BELLEY 3012      2  2 0 KILL EM ALL 173      POETRY SLAM 3017      288  REVENGED
MELLOW JELLO 2784      24 13 0 OTTO'S DINER 96      PSYCHO STYX 2771      290  JUST REVENGED
DUMPPS 3044             1  2 1 WAR MACHINE 26       WURM KIN              291  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Poetry Slam -- I was speeding.  Now I'm bleeding. -- Choke

Otto's Diner -- This one's in the refrigerator...  The door's closed, the light's out, 
the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard, but the Jello ain't jigglin' no more! 
-- Psycho Styx

Summit -- It was over before you began. -- Kamikaze

Barstool Brad -- We fully expect a Duelmaster's Column from you.  You need to 
represent your team and your so-called alliance by addressing the arena like a man.  
Don't make us come up there 'n pull that barstool out from under ya! -- Kill Em All

Shadowspire -- What a glorious round for death in the arena!  We certainly had an 
eventful week going 3-2-2-1 ourselves on T-290.  It will be interesting to see if 
we're involved in four separate bloodfeuds in a single turn.  If you're planning on 
being in the first few rows of the arena, brace yourselves, this could get messy! -- 
Weirdo and Kill Em All

All -- Bottom Feeder PL 14(1)-7(1)-10-15-15-10-15 Good Damage/Normal End, Very Frail, 
Expert Parry, Expert Init. -- Weirdo
P.S.  What curse? :)

Phineas Rannulf -- Do you know where you are?  This is Shadowspire.  The Arena of 
Death!  Jewel of the No-Tourney Arenas.  Next time you grace us with your presence be 
sure to write a proper spy report. -- Weirdo

Shadowbore -- My silence had absolutely nothing to do with the AA! Sometimes real life 
gets in the way of gaming! I appreciate the hot wind your blowhole has been spewing 
lately, as it made the temperature here inB  Shadowspire cozy at the end of that harsh 
winter! Now that spring has sprung, you may stop talking so much and go back to 
cleaning the AA outhouses!- DeGotti

Quick -- Loved that fight! Loved the outcome more! Let's do it again sometime! -- 
Mighty Mixon

Helen Bade -- Free lesson #1. Parry is part of your style. You may want to use it at 
some point! -- Suboptimal

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUMPPS was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAME DE GOSNAI was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 4 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA59 was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
HEADACHE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
HANGOVER was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
AQUINAS was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
BARSTOOL BRAD overpowered KAMIKAZE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud Title struggle.
MALAKAI was handily defeated by POETRY SLAM in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
CHOKE vanquished CURTIS TURNER in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
STARVING ARTIST was narrowly defeated by RUTU PARNA in a 2 minute Bloodfeud duel.
MIGHTY MIXON lost to SPHINX in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
SKINNY LENNY was overpowered by SOWER MOOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
QUICK was overpowered by NO-TEETH KEITH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JED SAWYER viciously subdued SUBPAR SUE in a 7 minute master's Challenge conflict.
BOALZEBUL bested THREE SHEETS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
THE LEPER'S HAND viciously subdued PIERCER in a 2 minute gory Challenge conflict.
AZABELLE vanquished GREASE TRAP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
AL ROPER was vanquished by M'LORD in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fray.
RED DOG bested GROUCHO SERF in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
HELEN BADE narrowly defeated SPECIAL PURPOSE in a 3 minute novice's Challenge bout.
EYE-PATCH WILLY was outlasted by THOUGHT POLICE in a 15 minute Challenge match.
KUSHNUMAH was devastated by ALISTAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
GLORYHOUND overpowered TENURED PROFESSOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SIR RACHA overpowered PSYCHO STYX in a 1 minute uneven fray.
DESTINY was overcome by MODUIN in a exciting 2 minute veteran's contest.
CHILD SMASHER defeated BRACKISH in a action packed 1 minute fight.
MARTIAL SLAW overpowered NIGHT HAG in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SILPA overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BENJAMIN vanquished TUTTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MIMIC easily killed SUBOPTIMAL in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
SAVAGE savagely defeated RISHVI in a 2 minute gruesome novice's fight.
COLLYN was overcome by ALASKAN AMBER in a 4 minute novice's fight.
TOMAHAWK was narrowly defeated by OBARA in a 3 minute brutal novice's fight.
GRUELMASTER was overpowered by CRAM in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MISO HONEY savagely defeated TYENE in a 2 minute gory beginner's contest.
TEMUJIN was devastated by NPR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         LUNGING ATTACK    75 -  68 -  7      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  21 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  17 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  42 -  4      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     29 -  34 -  0      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  20 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         AIMED BLOW        20 -  27 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  35 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  10 -  0      38  |

Turn 291 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  5     AIMED BLOW         0 -  5         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BARSTOOL BRAD 2706         18  14  1  111 INEBRIATION (27)
LUNGING ATTACK   SIR RACHA 2853             17  11  0  116 OTTO'S DINER (96)
BASHING ATTACK   NO-TEETH KEITH 2852        18  12  2   95 SHANGHAIED (161)
WALL OF STEEL    MALAKAI 2768               24  16  1   89 KILL EM ALL (173)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHILD SMASHER 2941         10   8  1   87 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK 2926                 12   9  1   73 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SUBPAR SUE 2812            18  17  0   71 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
SLASHING ATTACK  MARTIAL SLAW 2954          10   8  0   54 OTTO'S DINER (96)
PARRY-LUNGE      RED DOG 2878                8   4  0   50 INEBRIATION (27)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SIR RACHA 2853.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JED SAWYER 2474.  The ten other most popular fighters were MODUIN 2909, POETRY 
SLAM 3017, SPHINX 2755, BOALZEBUL 2946, THE LEPER'S HAND 2940, DAME DE GOSNAI 3035, 
RUTU PARNA 3014, M'LORD 2959, SPECIAL PURPOSE 3033, and SILPA 3022.

The least popular fighter this week was EYE-PATCH WILLY 3020.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THOUGHT POLICE 3039, TYENE 3046, GRUELMASTER 3056, ALASKAN 
AMBER 3060, SUBOPTIMAL 3038, TUTTER 3015, NIGHT HAG 2980, PSYCHO STYX 2771, TENURED 
PROFESSOR 3040, and KUSHNUMAH 3034.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BARSTOOL BRAD (81-2706) INEBRIATION (27)
SIR RACHA (81-2853) OTTO'S DINER (96)
SPHINX (81-2755) MONSTER MANUAL (87)

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Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
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