DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/07/2018    Duedate: 11/20/2018

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-306

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MARTIAL SLAW
OTTO'S DINER (96)
(81-2954) [21-12-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

QUICK                          LON PEPER
BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)        OHS ALUMNI (183)
(81-2926) [20-16-1,120]        (81-3103) [5-4-0,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SOWER MOOD                     HOMINID
BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)        THE COMMODORES (150)
(81-2942) [18-16-1,107]        (81-3091) [8-3-0,69]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OTTO'S DINER (96)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE AGES (29)            50
2. INEBRIATION (27)            40      CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
3. OAKLEAF (184)               35      Unchartered Team
4. OTTO'S DINER (96)           32
5. OHS ALUMNI (183)            25      OAKLEAF (184)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*OAKLEAF (184)              3   2  0 60.0   1/ 2 OTTO'S DINER (96)        11  4 2
 2/ 1 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      613 484 20 55.9   2/ 3 INEBRIATION (27)         10  5 0
 3/ 2 KILL 'EM ALL (173)       141 128 13 52.4   3/ 8 WAR MACHINE (26)          9  6 1
 4/ 5 DARQUE AGES (29)         665 614 30 52.0   4/11 DARQUE AGES (29)          8  7 1
 5/ 4 THE COMMODORES (150)     255 237  6 51.8   5/ 4 THE COMMODORES (150)      8  7 0
 6/ 6 OTTO'S DINER (96)        621 580 31 51.7   6/ 5 KILL 'EM ALL (173)        8  7 0
 7/ 7 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     316 303 11 51.1   7/ 7 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   7  7 0
 8- 8 PRAY THE GODS (155)      214 210 13 50.5   8/ 1 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       7  8 0
 9/ 9 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   87  89  7 49.4   9/ 6 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)      4 11 0
10/ 3*OHS ALUMNI (183)          22  23  1 48.9  10/12*OHS ALUMNI (183)          4 11 0
11-11 FROM THE LEFT (166)       96 103  7 48.2  11- 9 FROM THE LEFT (166)       3  2 1
12/10 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)      34  41  0 45.3  12/ 0*OAKLEAF (184)             3  2 0
13/12 INEBRIATION (27)         209 305 17 40.7  13-10 PRAY THE GODS (155)       3  6 0
14/13 WAR MACHINE (26)         164 261 23 38.6  14/13 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      3  8 0
15/14 SCORPIO LIKES: (163)      32 111  4 22.4  15/14 SCORPIO LIKES: (163)      1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome back to Shadowspire, ya bums!  What were you expecting? Oh, I forget some 
of you traitors go over to that Andorian no-tourney arena and are accustomed to 
Sidara's "sweety" and "darling" talk! Well, this is Shadowspire!  You've probably 
already figured that out by the smell, but believe it or not, you get used to it after 
an hour or so.  Anyway, good to see most of you here today for the arena festivities.  
Let's take a look at all that sweet, bloody arena action!

     The title match was a random this cycle.  I know there are many innocuous reasons 
that the fight for the championship in one of the greatest arenas in the land can be 
by a random match up.  I'm not going to focus on any of those and just throw some 
insults and innuendo around to make The Leper's Hand feel bad for not challenging one 
fo the many Challenger Champions below him.  Also, to Martial Slaw, our newest 
Duelmaster (you read that right, Slaw won the title), are you yellow or something for 
not challenging?  Congrats to Otto on Martial Slaw taking over the throne, no matter 
how haphazardly it happened.

     Kill 'Em All is the most avoided team in the arena.  They were avoided most by 
War Machine.  It didn't appear to help much as Rat Catcher was able to get a challenge 
through to Wraithchild.  I normally ignore down challenges because I don't care, but 
since it bothers Weirdo when I point out his deficiencies, I want everyone to look at 
this down challenge!  Subtle enough?  Cysted Twister of Dyslexic Music was the most 
challenged warrior.  Azabelle, a former Duelmistress, was able to get through to 
Cysted.  Despite his repeated claims that "He was not going to take it!"  Take it he 
did when Azabelle defeated him in a 1-minute fight.  It looks as if dyslexia has 
struck again!

     Congrats to our three newest Lord Protectors.  Newly minted Duelmaster, Martial 
Slaw is off to the Isle after only 1 turn on the throne.  Big Lake Solution gets the 
honor of sending 2 warriors off for advanced training and immortality as Sower Mood, 
our long-time Popularity Leader, gets the call.  Joining him will be Quick, currently 
the arena's top-rated Parry Riposte.  Congrats to each of you and try not to embarrass 
us on the Isle of the Eye!

     I'll close by welcoming the new team, Oakleaf to the arena. Thanks for joining us 
and we hope you enjoy your stay.  If you do not, I just want you to know that it is 
you and not us.  This arena is as awesome as its spy reporter, and that is 
immeasurably awesome!  Make yourself at home and introduce yourself to the arena!  I 
see that Otto's Diner has welcomed you by killing one of your warriors.  I apologize 
that no one warned you about the food and various health violations at that place.  
Ask for the special next time, it has the lowest percentage of kills, though a few 
have been rushed to the infirmary with cramps afterward.

     Alright, time to go!  I'll see you next time.  Who is going to be the newest 
Duelmaster.  Martial Slaw is going to be moving on to bigger things with title, land, 
and immortality.  There are also the groupies and leeches that come along with that 
newfound fame, but I digress.  Come back next time!  You'll see fights.  You'll 
probably see or least hear me!  What more could you want?!?!

                                          -- Huard DePriest

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARTIAL SLAW 2954            21  12  0   117       OTTO'S DINER (96)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUICK 2926                   20  16  1   120       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 SOWER MOOD 2942              18  16  1   107       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 AZABELLE 2949                16  16  0   107       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-POETRY SLAM 3017              8   5  1   105       FROM THE LEFT (166)
 JED SAWYER 2474              21  16  5   101       WAR MACHINE (26)
 DANTE 3002                   13  12  2    94       DARQUE AGES (29)
 SUBPAR SUE 2812              21  29  0    92       WICKED MARTYRS (148)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LEPER'S HAND 2940        18  16  0    92       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUTU PARNA 3014              11   7  1    83       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 CYSTED TWISTER 3093           8   4  0    82       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 ALISTAR 3037                 11   7  0    81       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-KUSHNUMAH 3034               10   6  0    77       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 HOMINID 3091                  8   3  0    69       THE COMMODORES (150)
 GREASE TRAP 2998             14  10  1    68       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 CAPTAIN FIZZ 2917            10   9  0    68       THE COMMODORES (150)
 SAVAGE 3043                  10   8  0    68       WICKED MARTYRS (148)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED DOG 2878                 14  12  0    66       INEBRIATION (27)
-STARVING ARTIST 2956         11  12  1    66       FROM THE LEFT (166)
 PESTO PETE 3077               8   6  1    66       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 TOURS 3114                    6   1  1    66       DARQUE AGES (29)
-RISHVI 3045                  10   4  0    65       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 GRAY GOOSE 3083               8   5  2    64       INEBRIATION (27)
 M'LORD 2959                  14  17  0    59       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLORYHOUND 3007               9   8  1    51       WAR MACHINE (26)
 LON PEPER 3103                5   4  0    50       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 PINK SQUIRREL 3082            6   7  0    48       INEBRIATION (27)
 ALASKAN AMBER 3060           10   5  0    46       INEBRIATION (27)
 TERMINATOR 3086               7   5  2    44       KILL 'EM ALL (173)
 TANQUERAY 3088                6   6  1    43       INEBRIATION (27)
 LORD BRITISH 3095             6   4  0    42       THE COMMODORES (150)
 MERCURY 3074                  9   5  0    37       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 POOH SCHEUER 3099             6   3  0    37       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 CHERRY DP 2637                6  17  0    35       SCORPIO LIKES: (163)
 CROTLEY MOO 3071              9   6  0    34       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
-TUTTER 3015                   8  10  0    34       PRAY THE GODS (155)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAT CATCHER 3079              9   4  0    33       KILL 'EM ALL (173)
 TOMAHAWK 3055                 7   8  1    33       KILL 'EM ALL (173)
-TENURED PROFESSOR 3040        5   5  0    31       FROM THE LEFT (166)
 EVON 3067                     8   6  0    30       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 MEATWOOD FLACK 3070           7   8  0    29       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 MISO HONEY 3057               6  10  1    29       OTTO'S DINER (96)
-THOUGHT POLICE 3039           5   5  0    29       FROM THE LEFT (166)
 HANDY ROYTT 3132              3   1  0    27       WAR MACHINE (26)
-NPR 3061                      4   3  1    26       FROM THE LEFT (166)
 COAST 2 COAST 3080            3  11  0    24       SCORPIO LIKES: (163)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUSIE STEFFEN 3139            1   2  0    23       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 BAT PENATAR 3075              3  11  0    20       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 AQUINAS 3135                  2   1  0    20       DARQUE AGES (29)
 DOGPILE 3145                  2   0  0    18       KILL 'EM ALL (173)
 PRETTY PETUNIA 3130           2   1  0    16       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 AVERAGE JOE 3150              1   0  0    15       OAKLEAF (184)
 DONNY STARK 3115              3   4  0    14       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 SCORNED BEEF 3138             2   1  1    14       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 SPLIT 3148                    1   0  0    13       OAKLEAF (184)
 OMAR KAYYAM 3158              1   0  0    10       DARQUE AGES (29)
 PRINCESS HOYT 3125            1   4  1     8       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 WRATHCHILD 3140               1   2  0     6       WAR MACHINE (26)
 A JACKED UP TRUCK 3128        1   3  0     6       SCORPIO LIKES: (163)
 KRYPTONITE 3149               1   0  0     5       OAKLEAF (184)
 NEUTRAL EYES 3154             0   1  0     1       KILL 'EM ALL (173)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EPIC 3151                     0   1  0     1       OAKLEAF (184)
 KNOXVILLE 3136                0   1  0     1       SCORPIO LIKES: (163)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DORKIO'S PRIDE 3157     0  1 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 BLACK ORC             306  NONE
SPECIAL PURPOSE 3033    6 12 1 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 MISO HONEY 3057       304   
DRACILIA 3109           1  4 0 CULT OF BACCHUS 4    HELLHOUND 3108        302  REVENGED
EMPRESS MAUD 3147       1  1 1 DARQUE AGES 29       DARK CHAMPION         306  NONE
POLDCLAY #06 3156       0  1 0 DYSLEXIC MUSIC 182   SPYMASTER             306  NONE
XENOPHOBE 3087          7  3 0 KILL 'EM ALL 173     GLORYHOUND 3007       304  REVENGED
THE FALLEN 3152         0  1 0 OAKLEAF 184          SCORNED BEEF 3138     306   
AL ANNUNZIATA 3100      2  7 0 OHS ALUMNI 183       ARENAMASTER           306  NONE
JEREMY VOSSEN 3122      1  1 1 OHS ALUMNI 183       JED SAWYER 2474       303   
SILPA 3022              9  8 1 PRAY THE GODS 155    STARVING ARTIST 2956  304   
MRS. BACON 3112         0  4 0 SCORPIO LIKES: 163   TERMINATOR 3086       302  NOT REVENGED
BOB 3155                0  1 0 THE COMMODORES 150   DARK CHAMPION         306  NONE
LUNAR ROVER 3143        0  2 0 THE COMMODORES 150   BLACK ORC             306  NONE
BRUCE FOSS 3126         0  1 0 WAR MACHINE 26       JEREMY VOSSEN 3122    302  REVENGED
HELLHOUND 3108          3  5 1 WAR MACHINE 26       MOUNTAIN TROLL        306  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Lunar Rover -- I prefer Moon Patrol. -- Dogpile

Princess Hoyt -- Anything for you, princess. -- Rat Catcher

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AL ANNUNZIATA was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HELLHOUND was dispatched by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
LUNAR ROVER was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
EMPRESS MAUD was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DORKIO'S PRIDE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
BOB was slain by DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
POLDCLAY #06 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SUSIE STEFFEN was devastated by JED SAWYER in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
AZABELLE handily defeated CYSTED TWISTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RED DOG was unbelievably bested by SUBPAR SUE in a 4 minute expert's Challenge duel.
GRAY GOOSE vanquished LORD BRITISH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PINK SQUIRREL overpowered CHERRY DP in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
LON PEPER was defeated by CAPTAIN FIZZ in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ALASKAN AMBER was savagely defeated by HOMINID in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
EVON was subdued by MERCURY in a 4 minute bloody Challenge match.
RAT CATCHER overpowered WRATHCHILD in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
POOH SCHEUER overpowered BAT PENATAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PRETTY PETUNIA was overcome by HANDY ROYTT in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
AQUINAS devastated PRINCESS HOYT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND was demolished by MARTIAL SLAW in a 1 minute one-sided Title bout.
SOWER MOOD overpowered SAVAGE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
QUICK devastated ALISTAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
DANTE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 2 minute veteran's match.
M'LORD was handily defeated by PESTO PETE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GREASE TRAP demolished CROTLEY MOO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TERMINATOR was vanquished by TOURS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MISO HONEY was vanquished by GLORYHOUND in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TOMAHAWK was demolished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TANQUERAY vanquished MEATWOOD FLACK in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
DONNY STARK was overcome by COAST 2 COAST in a 1 minute bout.
A JACKED UP TRUCK was handily defeated by SPLIT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SCORNED BEEF assassinated THE FALLEN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DOGPILE handily defeated EPIC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AVERAGE JOE demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
NEUTRAL EYES was beaten by KRYPTONITE in a 3 minute novice's bout.
KNOXVILLE was handily defeated by OMAR KAYYAM in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         STRIKING ATTACK   46 -  34 -  6      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  32 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    76 -  69 -  5      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  34 -  4      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         AIMED BLOW        35 -  37 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  29 -  3      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     32 -  39 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  23 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  20 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  14 -  0      18  |

Turn 306 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  8         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      1 -  4         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  MARTIAL SLAW 2954          21  12  0  117 OTTO'S DINER (96)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK 2926                 20  16  1  120 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
STRIKING ATTACK  SOWER MOOD 2942            18  16  1  107 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
LUNGING ATTACK   JED SAWYER 2474            21  16  5  101 WAR MACHINE (26)
BASHING ATTACK   DANTE 3002                 13  12  2   94 DARQUE AGES (29)
PARRY-LUNGE      RED DOG 2878               14  12  0   66 INEBRIATION (27)
TOTAL PARRY      ALASKAN AMBER 3060         10   5  0   46 INEBRIATION (27)
AIMED BLOW       LORD BRITISH 3095           6   4  0   42 THE COMMODORES (150)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SOWER MOOD 2942.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HOMINID 3091.  The ten other most popular fighters were RED DOG 2878, DANTE 3002, 
NEUTRAL EYES 3154, POOH SCHEUER 3099, HANDY ROYTT 3132, JED SAWYER 2474, GRAY GOOSE 
3083, EVON 3067, MERCURY 3074, and SOWER MOOD 2942.

The least popular fighter this week was MEATWOOD FLACK 3070.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KNOXVILLE 3136, KRYPTONITE 3149, AVERAGE JOE 3150, EPIC 3151, 
THE FALLEN 3152, A JACKED UP TRUCK 3128, TOMAHAWK 3055, MISO HONEY 3057, TERMINATOR 
3086, and M'LORD 2959.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MARTIAL SLAW (81-2954) OTTO'S DINER (96)
QUICK (81-2926) BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
SOWER MOOD (81-2942) BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)