DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/16/2019 Duedate: 01/29/2019
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-311
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CAPTAIN FIZZ
THE COMMODORES (150)
(81-2917) [15-9-0,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CAPTAIN FIZZ FUZZY WUZZY
THE COMMODORES (150) OAKLEAF (184)
(81-2917) [15-9-0,114] (81-3163) [2-3-0,25]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JED SAWYER RED DOG
WAR MACHINE (26) INEBRIATION (27)
(81-2474) [23-17-5,110] (81-2878) [16-15-0,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KILL 'EM ALL (173)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PRAY THE GODS (155) 50
2. OTTO'S DINER (96) 40 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
3. WICKED MARTYRS (148) 31 Unchartered Team
4. KILL 'EM ALL (173) 28
5. INEBRIATION (27) 27 OAKLEAF (184)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 627 494 20 55.9 1/ 3 KILL 'EM ALL (173) 12 3 0
2/ 3 KILL 'EM ALL (173) 155 134 14 53.6 2/ 1 THE COMMODORES (150) 10 5 0
3/ 2 OHS ALUMNI (183) 37 32 2 53.6 3/ 5 OHS ALUMNI (183) 9 6 0
4/ 4 THE COMMODORES (150) 271 246 6 52.4 4/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 8 6 0
5/ 5 DARQUE AGES (29) 675 629 31 51.8 5/10*OAKLEAF (184) 8 7 2
6/ 6 OTTO'S DINER (96) 632 593 33 51.6 6/ 7 PRAY THE GODS (155) 8 7 1
7/ 8 PRAY THE GODS (155) 229 220 16 51.0 7/ 4 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 7 8 1
8/ 7 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 101 99 8 50.5 8/ 6 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182) 7 8 1
9/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 323 319 11 50.3 9/ 8 DARQUE AGES (29) 6 9 0
10/10 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182) 45 55 1 45.0 10/ 9 OTTO'S DINER (96) 5 10 2
11/11 INEBRIATION (27) 218 321 17 40.4 11/11 INEBRIATION (27) 5 10 0
12/12*OAKLEAF (184) 12 18 2 40.0 12/12 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 5 10 0
13/13 WAR MACHINE (26) 167 271 24 38.1 13/13 WAR MACHINE (26) 2 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I don't even know how to open this spy report. I'm looking over the names of all
the warriors in the arena and it is hard to take it all seriously. Captain Fizz,
Fuzzy Wuzzy, and so on and so forth! What is this? Are we an arena filled with
warriors or cutesy named weaklings? You want to fight and possibly die for your
chance at honor or do you want to become rich off of endorsement deals and selling
cheap products in the arena? You know what, I've answered my own question. Lap of
luxury from peddling some junk or permanent limp from an old sword wound? Carry on
gentlemen and gentlewomen!
Captain Fizz, oh what a name! It screams of sugary-filled glass bottles and
comfortable royalty checks! He has been our Duelmaster for a few turns now, and it
doesn't look like he is growing tired of the title. Well, like it or not, he leaves
after fight next turn due to graduating to ADM. But for this turn, he had the chance
to defend his seat against Ginsu, which isn't much of a match up. But, it was a
bloodfeud, so all is fair in love and attempted impalement for revenge! Congrats once
again to Captain Fizz, who is still managed by Hombre.
The most avoided team for turn 311 is Kill 'Em All once again. Avoiding them the
most is Pray the Gods . . . once again. What in the 13 Hells?! Really, again?!? At
least the most challenged warrior changes from turn to turn. Ah, here we go, Pretty
Petunia was the most challenged warrior. She was challenged by Slack Babbath. It was
1-minute bout but well fought by both warriors. Pretty Petunia gets the win!
Kill 'Em All climbs into the number one position with a 12-3-0 record over the
last 3 turns. It seems the squads 5-0-0 was very helpful in moving from 3rd to 1st
place. The Commodores slip a spot into second, while OHS Alumni climb to 3rd. Cult
of Bacchus sits in the 4th spot, and Oakleaf lays claim to the turn's biggest gains
moving from 10th to 5th. Big Lake Solution fell down to 7th place. Their 3 spot drop
is the biggest loss for turn 311.
Five deaths for the turn, but 3 of them in the Dark Arena. Darque Ages sent two
warriors, and those fights ended as expected with the Dark Arena "monsters"
victorious. Otto's Diner sent Miso Honey, but she came back after slaughtering Black
Orc. Will she go back to the Dark Arena next turn or will Otto give her a reprieve?
On the regular arena sands, Sailor Jerry of Inebriation fought his first and last
fight on turn 311. He was killed by Croak M'Dam. Also, arena veteran Lord British
has fought his last fight, falling to the blade of Rutu Parna.
I've just been handed an anonymously authored note. It says, to make up for the
corrupted style data pool, everyone should just post their warriors' styles next turn.
It is nearly illegible and written in crayon. Your guess is as good as mine to the
author's identity. I assume this is in response to Blitz Wolfer's personal ad. I
would just ignore that note completely if I were you, but hey, I'm not your life
coach. If I were, things would be looking up for you! Anyway, time to go. See you
next turn!
-- Huard DePriest
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAPTAIN FIZZ 2917 15 9 0 114 THE COMMODORES (150)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JED SAWYER 2474 23 17 5 110 WAR MACHINE (26)
RUTU PARNA 3014 14 9 2 108 PRAY THE GODS (155)
SUBPAR SUE 2812 22 33 0 100 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
SAVAGE 3043 12 11 0 94 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
PESTO PETE 3077 11 8 1 93 OTTO'S DINER (96)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RED DOG 2878 16 15 0 90 INEBRIATION (27)
M'LORD 2959 17 19 0 81 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOMINID 3091 11 5 0 78 THE COMMODORES (150)
GREASE TRAP 2998 16 13 1 76 OTTO'S DINER (96)
EVON 3067 13 6 0 76 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
ALISTAR 3037 13 10 0 71 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TUTTER 3015 11 12 0 66 PRAY THE GODS (155)
GRAY GOOSE 3083 10 8 2 64 INEBRIATION (27)
MERCURY 3074 12 7 0 61 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
MISO HONEY 3057 9 12 2 58 OTTO'S DINER (96)
POOH SCHEUER 3099 9 5 0 58 OHS ALUMNI (183)
LON PEPER 3103 9 5 0 57 OHS ALUMNI (183)
ASASHI 3173 4 0 0 57 PRAY THE GODS (155)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAT CATCHER 3079 13 4 0 56 KILL 'EM ALL (173)
TOURS 3114 8 4 1 56 DARQUE AGES (29)
RISHVI 3045 13 6 1 52 PRAY THE GODS (155)
ALASKAN AMBER 3060 13 7 0 46 INEBRIATION (27)
AQUINAS 3135 5 3 0 46 DARQUE AGES (29)
CROTLEY MOO 3071 11 9 1 43 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
TOMAHAWK 3055 9 10 1 43 KILL 'EM ALL (173)
BAT PENATAR 3075 7 12 0 42 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
MEATWOOD FLACK 3070 10 10 0 41 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
GLORYHOUND 3007 9 11 1 39 WAR MACHINE (26)
TERMINATOR 3086 9 7 2 37 KILL 'EM ALL (173)
DOGPILE 3145 5 1 1 35 KILL 'EM ALL (173)
SUSIE STEFFEN 3139 4 4 0 35 OHS ALUMNI (183)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRAID NOUGHT 3172 2 2 1 29 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
SCORNED BEEF 3138 4 4 1 25 OTTO'S DINER (96)
FUZZY WUZZY 3163 2 3 0 25 OAKLEAF (184)
OMAR KAYYAM 3158 3 3 0 24 DARQUE AGES (29)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEEROY JENKINS 3177 3 0 0 23 KILL 'EM ALL (173)
SAMIR 3153 2 3 1 23 PRAY THE GODS (155)
KRYPTONITE 3149 2 4 1 23 OAKLEAF (184)
GINSU 3181 1 2 1 23 OAKLEAF (184)
PRETTY PETUNIA 3130 4 4 0 22 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
FLINT KNIFE 3186 2 0 0 19 THE COMMODORES (150)
PRINCESS HOYT 3125 3 7 1 18 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
-HANDY ROYTT 3132 3 3 0 15 WAR MACHINE (26)
WRATHCHILD 3140 2 4 1 15 WAR MACHINE (26)
GRAV GUN 3165 2 3 0 15 THE COMMODORES (150)
AVERAGE JOE 3150 4 2 0 14 OAKLEAF (184)
SNAKE EYES 3169 2 2 0 13 OAKLEAF (184)
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171 2 2 0 12 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
CROAK M'DAM 3187 1 1 1 12 OTTO'S DINER (96)
PERVIS LESLEY 3178 0 3 0 12 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
TOM FEHLEN 3188 2 0 0 10 OHS ALUMNI (183)
SLACK BABBATH 3162 2 3 0 9 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
JAMIE BARTON 3166 2 2 0 8 OHS ALUMNI (183)
THE CERTAINTY 3170 2 2 0 8 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
JAXS 3184 1 1 0 6 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
-TOROK 3168 0 2 0 4 WAR MACHINE (26)
RHAG 3185 0 2 0 2 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
CROWN ROYAL 3190 0 2 0 2 INEBRIATION (27)
WHAM! 3183 0 1 0 1 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BLACK ORC 0 0 0 DARK ARENA MISO HONEY 3057 311 NONE
DEAD 3191 0 1 0 DARQUE AGES 29 DARK CHAMPION 311 NONE
HHG OF ANTIOCH 3161 2 2 0 DARQUE AGES 29 FRAID NOUGHT 3172 310
LIONHEART 3189 0 2 0 DARQUE AGES 29 STONE GOLEM 311 NONE
CYSTED TWISTER 3093 8 5 0 DYSLEXIC MUSIC 182 RISHVI 3045 307 REVENGED
PUMPING SMASHKIN 3174 0 1 0 DYSLEXIC MUSIC 182 WRATHCHILD 3140 308 REVENGED
PINK SQUIRREL 3082 8 9 0 INEBRIATION 27 CROTLEY MOO 3071 310 JUST REVENGED
SAILOR JERRY 3192 0 1 0 INEBRIATION 27 CROAK M'DAM 3187 311
NEUTRAL EYES 3154 0 2 0 KILL 'EM ALL 173 SAMIR 3153 308 JUST REVENGED
EPIC 3151 0 2 0 OAKLEAF 184 DONNY STARK 3115 307 REVENGED
SPLIT 3148 1 2 0 OAKLEAF 184 DOGPILE 3145 308 REVENGED
DONNY STARK 3115 4 6 1 OHS ALUMNI 183 KRYPTONITE 3149 309 JUST REVENGED
LORD BRITISH 3095 10 5 0 THE COMMODORES 150 RUTU PARNA 3014 311
ZIM SALA BIM 3179 0 1 0 THE COMMODORES 150 GINSU 3181 309 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Tomahawk hit on head in battle. Tomahawk have terrible vision. Tomahawk see green
hilltop with Great Oak growing out of earthen soil. Tomahawk hear booming voice enter
mind. Tomahawk cover head and cower in fear. Great Oak speaks to Tomahawk of those
here without sound moral compass. Tomahawk see a man, no.. a manager appear before
Great Oak. Tomahawk see image of Vlad. Tomahawk think Vlad is shady.
Head's up! Someone entered incorrect fighting styles for a couple of my warriors in
Terrablood. It wasn't me! Don't know if it was inadvertent, or if the data pool is
widely spoiled, but just be careful about trusting it. -- Blitz Wolfer, mgr Dyslexic
Music
Inebriation -- Looks like maybe Pink Squirrel's medic was drunk too! -- Blitz Wolfer
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MISO HONEY viciously butchered BLACK ORC in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
LIONHEART was savagely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DEAD was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CAPTAIN FIZZ devastated GINSU in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud Title contest.
RAT CATCHER outlasted SAMIR in a dull 12 minute master vs. amateur Bloodfeud match.
GRAY GOOSE overpowered CROTLEY MOO in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
LON PEPER devastated KRYPTONITE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
PERVIS LESLEY was handily defeated by RISHVI in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
THE LEPER'S HAND viciously subdued M'LORD in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
ALISTAR was overpowered by PESTO PETE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RED DOG was luckily beaten by SUBPAR SUE in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
RUTU PARNA put to death LORD BRITISH in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
EVON narrowly defeated MERCURY in a popular 5 minute Challenge brawl.
BAT PENATAR was handily defeated by TUTTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
ALASKAN AMBER viciously subdued SUSIE STEFFEN in a dull 7 minute Challenge duel.
ASASHI bested AQUINAS in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
FRAID NOUGHT was bested by POOH SCHEUER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
WRATHCHILD was beaten by LEEROY JENKINS in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SNAKE EYES was overpowered by DOGPILE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
TOM FEHLEN bested CROWN ROYAL in a 1 minute novice's Challenge bout.
SLACK BABBATH was vanquished by PRETTY PETUNIA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
FLINT KNIFE overcame JAMIE BARTON in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
HOMINID was bested by SAVAGE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
JED SAWYER overpowered GREASE TRAP in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TOMAHAWK overpowered PRINCESS HOYT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GLORYHOUND was overpowered by TOURS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MEATWOOD FLACK unbelievably bested OMAR KAYYAM in a crowd boring 12 minute bout.
SCORNED BEEF was beaten by TERMINATOR in a 1 minute fray.
AVERAGE JOE outlasted JAXS in a action packed 10 minute competition.
THE CERTAINTY was overpowered by FUZZY WUZZY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND won victory over RHAG in a exciting 2 minute novice's fray.
GRAV GUN demolished WHAM! in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CROAK M'DAM executed SAILOR JERRY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 16 TOTAL PARRY 32 - 20 - 0 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 LUNGING ATTACK 76 - 61 - 9 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 21 - 1 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 48 - 3 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 22 - 25 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 28 - 34 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 BASHING ATTACK 31 - 38 - 5 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 14 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 36 - 4 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 23 - 0 34 |
Turn 311 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 5 5 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 6
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK CAPTAIN FIZZ 2917 15 9 0 114 THE COMMODORES (150)
STRIKING ATTACK PESTO PETE 3077 11 8 1 93 OTTO'S DINER (96)
PARRY-LUNGE RED DOG 2878 16 15 0 90 INEBRIATION (27)
WALL OF STEEL EVON 3067 13 6 0 76 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
SLASHING ATTACK ALISTAR 3037 13 10 0 71 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MERCURY 3074 12 7 0 61 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
AIMED BLOW POOH SCHEUER 3099 9 5 0 58 OHS ALUMNI (183)
TOTAL PARRY RAT CATCHER 3079 13 4 0 56 KILL 'EM ALL (173)
BASHING ATTACK TOURS 3114 8 4 1 56 DARQUE AGES (29)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JED SAWYER 2474. The most popular warrior this turn
was RED DOG 2878. The ten other most popular fighters were JAXS 3184, MISO HONEY
3057, EVON 3067, POOH SCHEUER 3099, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171, MERCURY 3074, WRATHCHILD
3140, TUTTER 3015, OMAR KAYYAM 3158, and LIONHEART 3189.
The least popular fighter this week was RAT CATCHER 3079. The other ten least
popular fighters were MEATWOOD FLACK 3070, AVERAGE JOE 3150, ALASKAN AMBER 3060,
SAMIR 3153, SUSIE STEFFEN 3139, SAILOR JERRY 3192, WHAM! 3183, THE CERTAINTY 3170,
GLORYHOUND 3007, and PRINCESS HOYT 3125.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CAPTAIN FIZZ (81-2917) THE COMMODORES (150)
JED SAWYER (81-2474) WAR MACHINE (26)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
ODOBAN (47-7715) ERRATA! (760)
WREN (82-18987) TWISTED OAK (2929)
*RJ (82-41763) THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)
DREW BURY MORE (82-55150) STREET WALKERS 8 (9312)
KISS MY... (84-26804) BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)
BIG IN JAPAN (84-29457) KAOS 11-21 (4614)
HARV (84-29648) TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)
MARSHALL (84-35564) THIRSTY THUGS 1327 (6222)
JIMMY JON (84-35711) THIRSTY THUGS 0512 (6251)
BINGO BASHER (84-36834) NAMED BY MARK V (6439)
NAKED RAYGUN (84-54748) CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes