DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/24/2019 Duedate: 05/07/2019
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-318
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TUTTER
PRAY THE GODS (155)
(81-3015) [15-13-0,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TUTTER POSITION IS EMPTY
PRAY THE GODS (155)
(81-3015) [15-13-0,118]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GRAY GOOSE MR. WEEMS
INEBRIATION (27) THE COMMODORES (150)
(81-3083) [13-12-2,70] (81-3193) [4-3-0,27]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OAKLEAF (184) 32
2. OTTO'S DINER (96) 31 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
3. BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 30 Unchartered Team
4. OHS ALUMNI (183) 24
5. LITERATE LOONS (40) 13 CM-THE MENTORS (168)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 647 509 21 56.0 1/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 11 4 0
2/ 3 THE COMMODORES (150) 292 260 8 52.9 2/ 7 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 9 6 2
3/ 4 DARQUE AGES (29) 698 641 31 52.1 3/ 1 THE COMMODORES (150) 9 6 1
4/ 5 OTTO'S DINER (96) 646 614 34 51.3 4/ 8 OAKLEAF (184) 8 6 1
5- 6 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 557 530 22 51.2 5/ 3 DARQUE AGES (29) 8 7 0
6/ 7 PRAY THE GODS (155) 243 233 17 51.1 6/ 9 LITERATE LOONS (40) 7 8 0
7/ 8 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 337 338 11 49.9 7- 5 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182) 6 4 0
8/ 9 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 114 116 10 49.6 8/ 6 PRAY THE GODS (155) 6 7 0
9/10 OHS ALUMNI (183) 50 54 6 48.1 9/ 4 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 5 9 0
10/11 LITERATE LOONS (40) 451 513 18 46.8 10/10 OHS ALUMNI (183) 5 10 1
11-12 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182) 58 67 2 46.4 11/12 OTTO'S DINER (96) 5 10 0
12/13 OAKLEAF (184) 28 35 3 44.4 12/11 INEBRIATION (27) 4 11 0
13/14 INEBRIATION (27) 228 346 17 39.7 13-13 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 3 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
OH. MY. WORD. Is it arena day again in Shadowspire? Somebody turn off that
light, it is giving me a horrible headache! Oh, that's the sun? Well, nevermind
then! Someone bring me a scroll and something to write with so I can jot down these
perfectly incoherent thoughts on arena fights that I have appeared to miss. Thank the
gods for golems! And no, I am not intoxicated. I WAS intoxicated at all the after
tourney parties. This is just the aftermath. We better get to the arena news before
Phineas comes snooping around and wonders what is taking me so long.
I have a savage headache, which is a weak segue for introducing last turn's
Duelmaster -- SAVAGE! Along with Duelmaster, he is Shadowspire's top-rated Lunger.
He was challenged by Tutter, who just happens to be Shadowspire's top-rated Basher.
So, we have a real contest of champions going on here. Savage apparently needs to
turn the savagery up a notch since he lost to Tutter. I'm sure there is a drink for
that, Savage, so maybe consult the Cult of Bacchus for tips. Congrats to Tutter on
taking the title and becoming our new Duelmaster!
Avoid mixing wine and beer! I have it on good authority (my stomach) that it is
not a good combination. Another terrible lead-in, but I'm sure there are a few more
to come. You can also avoid mixing Big Lake Solution with Pray the Gods. It appears
Big Lake Solution is our most avoided team with Pray the Gods leading the pack away
from Den's crew. Ginsu of Oakleaf is this turn's most challenged warrior. Lon Pepper
got the call to face Ginsu, but he soon regretted it. Ginsu chopped him and made short
work of his challenger.
Have I mentioned my head is killing me? How fitting as I talk about all those
that got killed on turn 318. See what I did there? Bah, you guys and gals are no fun!
Big Lake Solution was busy this turn, contributing 2 kills to our totals. Fatty
McFatFat killed Jessie Kravik from the OHS Alumni guild. The Human Wonder then
executed Raisin D'Etre, a rookie to our fair arena. Normally, I would say there is
always the Tournament of the Dead, but this is Shadowspire, so I can't say that with a
straight face. Otto's Diner also lost another gladiator when Susie Steffen put down
Scorned Beef. Wicked Martyrs are mourning the loss of Rhag to the blade of Pengo. So,
our death total for turn 318 is 6 deaths, 2 in the Dark Arena. Otto's Diner sent 1 to
the night fights, so they lost 3 this turn, but only one was planned.
Savage may have lost the throne, but the turn wasn't a total bust. He did catch
the eye of the Commission and received an invitation to the Isle of the Eye. He will
be joined by Hominid from The Commodores. Congrats to the both of you on your newly
granted immortality! We bid a fond farewell to you both and wish you luck!
Visionist and Clan Longbeard are back? How long have I been out of it? Oh, they
were here last turn. Sorry for not seeing it! Welcome back to one of the original
starting teams in Shadowspire, Clan Longbeard! And they are gone again! I better get
going too. I am scared to dabble with the "hair of the dog" remedy at this moment,
but I feel so miserable that I'll try anything. So, come back next time, I should be
in a better state.
Huard DePreist
P.S. Come on arena managers! Let's write some personal ads. The arena always feels
more alive when there is banter.
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TUTTER 3015 15 13 0 118 PRAY THE GODS (155)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOMINID 3091 17 6 0 114 THE COMMODORES (150)
ALISTAR 3037 17 13 0 114 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
TOURS 3114 14 5 1 99 DARQUE AGES (29)
M'LORD 2959 22 21 0 93 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
POOH SCHEUER 3099 13 8 1 92 OHS ALUMNI (183)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAVAGE 3043 16 14 0 91 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GREASE TRAP 2998 21 15 1 87 OTTO'S DINER (96)
-CROTLEY MOO 3071 15 10 2 86 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
AQUINAS 3135 10 5 0 84 DARQUE AGES (29)
GRAY GOOSE 3083 13 12 2 70 INEBRIATION (27)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ASASHI 3173 7 3 0 66 PRAY THE GODS (155)
ALASKAN AMBER 3060 18 9 0 64 INEBRIATION (27)
OMAR KAYYAM 3158 8 5 0 64 DARQUE AGES (29)
RISHVI 3045 15 10 1 63 PRAY THE GODS (155)
EVON 3067 15 11 0 58 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
PRINCESS HOYT 3125 8 9 1 58 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MEATWOOD FLACK 3070 13 12 0 55 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
-PAVIL 2270 15 8 0 53 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
PENGO 3202 4 2 1 51 THE COMMODORES (150)
GINSU 3181 5 5 1 50 OAKLEAF (184)
SUSIE STEFFEN 3139 8 7 1 49 OHS ALUMNI (183)
KRYPTONITE 3149 6 7 1 46 OAKLEAF (184)
PRETTY PETUNIA 3130 8 7 0 44 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
LON PEPER 3103 10 11 0 41 OHS ALUMNI (183)
-BAT PENATAR 3075 8 16 0 40 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
FLINT KNIFE 3186 6 3 0 39 THE COMMODORES (150)
AVERAGE JOE 3150 9 4 0 36 OAKLEAF (184)
INNOCENT III 3204 4 2 0 34 DARQUE AGES (29)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHAM! 3183 5 3 1 33 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-WHATEVS 3218 2 1 0 31 OAKLEAF (184)
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171 5 6 0 30 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
-WHING 2890 7 4 0 28 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
SAMIR 3153 4 6 2 28 PRAY THE GODS (155)
MR. WEEMS 3193 4 3 0 27 THE COMMODORES (150)
FRAID NOUGHT 3172 3 8 1 26 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
-PERVIS LESLEY 3178 3 5 0 25 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
TOM STOPPARD 3198 6 1 0 24 LITERATE LOONS (40)
FATTY MCFATFAT 3229 2 0 1 24 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAMIE BARTON 3166 4 7 2 23 OHS ALUMNI (183)
-SLACK BABBATH 3162 4 6 0 23 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
-TARLEE 2891 4 7 0 21 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
FUZZY WUZZY 3163 3 9 1 19 OAKLEAF (184)
FLYING TURTLE 3201 3 3 0 19 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
QUESADIETY 3234 1 0 0 19 OTTO'S DINER (96)
HASTINGS 3230 2 0 0 16 DARQUE AGES (29)
THE HUMAN WONDER 3228 2 1 1 15 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
ALICE MUNRO 3224 2 1 0 14 LITERATE LOONS (40)
TUMMY TUM TUM 3223 1 1 0 13 PRAY THE GODS (155)
ARTHUR MILLER 3232 1 1 0 10 LITERATE LOONS (40)
BEASTFU 3220 2 2 1 9 THE COMMODORES (150)
-QWINN 2958 2 2 1 9 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
VITRIOL 3219 2 2 0 8 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
STUMBLING DRUNK 3206 1 5 0 8 INEBRIATION (27)
SAMUEL BECKETT 3225 2 1 0 7 LITERATE LOONS (40)
JOHN DONNE 3214 0 5 0 5 LITERATE LOONS (40)
KORBEL 3236 0 1 0 1 INEBRIATION (27)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HOPILICIOUS 3215 0 5 0 INEBRIATION 27 MOUNTAIN TROLL 318 NONE
DAVID HWANG 3197 1 4 0 LITERATE LOONS 40 FUZZY WUZZY 3163 316
THOMAS HARDY 3199 1 3 0 LITERATE LOONS 40 BEASTFU 3220 315
JESSIE KRAVIK 3221 1 3 0 OHS ALUMNI 183 FATTY MCFATFAT 3229 318
TOM FEHLEN 3188 3 2 0 OHS ALUMNI 183 SCORNED BEEF 3138 314 JUST REVENGED
MOP WRINGER 3233 0 1 0 OTTO'S DINER 96 HIGH ELF 318 NONE
RAISIN D'ETRE 3235 0 1 0 OTTO'S DINER 96 THE HUMAN WONDER 3228 318
SCORNED BEEF 3138 6 9 2 OTTO'S DINER 96 SUSIE STEFFEN 3139 318
GRAV GUN 3165 3 5 0 THE COMMODORES 150 JAMIE BARTON 3166 314 JUST REVENGED
RHAG 3185 5 4 0 WICKED MARTYRS 148 PENGO 3202 318
PERSONAL ADS
All -- Since I neglected to write a DM column last turn, I'll give you my super-boring
stats here. 9-10-14-17-15-8-11 ST, norm/good. 16-9-1 record. Not bad for a guy who
ordinarily wouldn't get run, but Otto was in the throes of a DA replacement drought,
so I got my shot. The rest, as they say, is history. -- Pesto Pete. 20th graduate
from Otto's Diner
Clan Longbeard -- Welcome back! Too long was your absence from these halls! In honor
of Clan Longbeard's return to Shadowspire, there will be an all-you-can-eat mutton and
grog feast at Otto's Diner this Sunday! -- Otto
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HOPILICIOUS was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MOP WRINGER was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HOMINID demolished JAMIE BARTON in a 1 minute bloody uneven Bloodfeud fight.
SUSIE STEFFEN delivered the death blow upon SCORNED BEEF in a 1 minute fight.
TUTTER demolished SAVAGE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title competition.
AQUINAS was vanquished by ALISTAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RISHVI was overpowered by POOH SCHEUER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ALASKAN AMBER was savagely defeated by M'LORD in a 2 minute expert's Challenge melee.
ASASHI lost to GREASE TRAP in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LON PEPER was vanquished by GINSU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PENGO executed RHAG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SAMIR overpowered FUZZY WUZZY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
STUMBLING DRUNK was bested by ARTHUR MILLER in a 3 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
TUMMY TUM TUM was subdued by TOM STOPPARD in a 1 minute Challenge match.
TOURS bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute bout.
GRAY GOOSE handily defeated FLINT KNIFE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
PRETTY PETUNIA was overpowered by OMAR KAYYAM in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
INNOCENT III was overcome by KRYPTONITE in a 2 minute bloody bout.
PRINCESS HOYT bested WHAM! in a 1 minute brawl.
EVON defeated LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 1 minute bout.
MR. WEEMS was subdued by AVERAGE JOE in a exciting 4 minute bout.
FRAID NOUGHT overpowered SAMUEL BECKETT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
FLYING TURTLE overpowered JOHN DONNE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
VITRIOL was subdued by HASTINGS in a action packed 1 minute beginner's bout.
BEASTFU was handily defeated by QUESADIETY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JESSIE KRAVIK was murdered by FATTY MCFATFAT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALICE MUNRO defeated KORBEL in a 3 minute novice's duel.
THE HUMAN WONDER savagely slew RAISIN D'ETRE in a 2 minute brutal beginner's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 35 - 20 - 0 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 9 - 0 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 37 - 35 - 6 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 LUNGING ATTACK 57 - 56 - 3 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 WALL OF STEEL 26 - 28 - 3 48 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 45 - 50 - 4 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 32 - 39 - 3 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 24 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 21 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 20 - 33 - 1 38 |
Turn 318 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 5 3 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK TUTTER 3015 15 13 0 118 PRAY THE GODS (155)
STRIKING ATTACK HOMINID 3091 17 6 0 114 THE COMMODORES (150)
SLASHING ATTACK ALISTAR 3037 17 13 0 114 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
WALL OF STEEL M'LORD 2959 22 21 0 93 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
AIMED BLOW POOH SCHEUER 3099 13 8 1 92 OHS ALUMNI (183)
LUNGING ATTACK SAVAGE 3043 16 14 0 91 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
TOTAL PARRY ALASKAN AMBER 3060 18 9 0 64 INEBRIATION (27)
PARRY-STRIKE OMAR KAYYAM 3158 8 5 0 64 DARQUE AGES (29)
PARRY-LUNGE PRETTY PETUNIA 3130 8 7 0 44 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GRAY GOOSE 3083. The most popular warrior this turn
was MR. WEEMS 3193. The ten other most popular fighters were M'LORD 2959, INNOCENT
III 3204, STUMBLING DRUNK 3206, THE HUMAN WONDER 3228, HOMINID 3091, SCORNED BEEF
3138, GREASE TRAP 2998, GINSU 3181, ARTHUR MILLER 3232, and TOURS 3114.
The least popular fighter this week was KORBEL 3236. The other ten least popular
fighters were BEASTFU 3220, JOHN DONNE 3214, PRETTY PETUNIA 3130, FLINT KNIFE 3186,
FUZZY WUZZY 3163, RHAG 3185, LON PEPER 3103, RISHVI 3045, AQUINAS 3135, and SAVAGE
3043.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
HOMINID (81-3091) THE COMMODORES (150)
SAVAGE (81-3043) WICKED MARTYRS (148)