DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/08/2019 Duedate: 05/21/2019
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-319
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POOH SCHEUER
OHS ALUMNI (183)
(81-3099) [14-8-1,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ALISTAR POSITION IS EMPTY
CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
(81-3037) [18-13-0,124]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GRAY GOOSE OMAR KAYYAM
INEBRIATION (27) DARQUE AGES (29)
(81-3083) [14-12-2,91] (81-3158) [8-6-0,58]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OHS ALUMNI (183) 49
2. INEBRIATION (27) 47 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
3. WICKED MARTYRS (148) 35 Unchartered Team
4. CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 26
5. BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 10 REIGN (109)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 650 511 21 56.0 1/ 1 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 10 5 0
2- 2 THE COMMODORES (150) 292 260 8 52.9 2/ 2 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 9 6 2
3/ 3 DARQUE AGES (29) 701 643 31 52.2 3/ 5 DARQUE AGES (29) 8 7 0
4/ 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 561 531 22 51.4 4/13 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 7 2 0
5/ 4 OTTO'S DINER (96) 646 619 34 51.1 5/ 4 OAKLEAF (184) 7 7 0
6/ 6 PRAY THE GODS (155) 244 237 17 50.7 6/10 OHS ALUMNI (183) 7 8 1
7/ 7 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 340 339 11 50.1 7/ 6 LITERATE LOONS (40) 7 8 0
8/ 9 OHS ALUMNI (183) 54 55 6 49.5 8/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 6 7 0
9/ 8 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 116 119 10 49.4 9/ 8 PRAY THE GODS (155) 6 9 0
10/10 LITERATE LOONS (40) 453 516 18 46.7 10- 3 THE COMMODORES (150) 5 5 1
11/11 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182) 60 70 2 46.2 11/ 7 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182) 5 5 0
12/12 OAKLEAF (184) 30 38 3 44.1 12/12 INEBRIATION (27) 5 10 0
13/13 INEBRIATION (27) 231 348 17 39.9 13/11 OTTO'S DINER (96) 4 11 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, all you wee little ones are welcome for my stepping into this role. While I
wait for a new throne to be built to my, ah, particular specifications, let's look
around.
I challenged Poo Shower because who can abide that? Rishvi spend an entire day
delousing after her fight with him. And he's squishy to boot.
Savage was a one hit wonder, of course, most are. That bodes well for my Isle
aspirations. Grats to him and Hominid.
See you next week!
-- Tutter McFay
SPY REPORT
Welcome to Shadowspire! It is a beautiful day in the arena with the armor shining and
the swords singing. I feel like I didn't quote that cliche correctly, but whatever,
it's FIGHT day! Yes! The day we have all been waiting for has arrived and it was an
exciting one! I don't have to tell you! Wait! This is a spy report, I do have to
tell you! Alright, get ready for the recap!
We are going to work in reverse of our usual order today. I figure we save the big
fight for last. You know, make it like a grand finale! Phineas keeps telling me to
spice it up a bit, but there are only so many ingredients to work with here! Alright,
I can't really say much about the dead. All of the deaths were in the Dark Arena for
turn 319. While those fights can be exciting, it in no way matches the thrill of
seeing death on the regular sands. There were a few bloodfeuds, so the turn wasn't a
complete washout. Big Lake Solution had a 2-kill turn last cycle. OHS Alumni and
Otto's Diner came calling this turn to collect a bit of vengeance. Susie Steffen
avenged her teammate against Fatty McFatFat (still fun to say), but Quesadeity got
stuffed against The Human Wonder.
It looks as if Cult of Bacchus is the most avoided team. They were avoided the most
by Darque Ages. The already mentioned Susie Steffen is our most challenged warrior
for this turn. Looks like all those challenges were wasted since she executed her
teams bloodfeud challenge. OHS Alumni seems to be in our report a lot this turn
(possible foreshadowing statement). So, let's take it a bit further and recognize the
turn's highest up-challenge. Lon Pepper challenged up 22 points to face Rishvi. I
can't lie and say that most of us were a bit shocked when Lon Pepper won the fight.
To be honest, it was a bit one-sided, which only added to our surprise! Can't mention
the biggest up-challenge without also mentioning our turn 319's lone down challenge.
For shame, Darque Ages! Hastings challenged down 8 points to fight Stumbling Drunk of
Inebriation. Really?!? You down challenged a drunkard? No one is surprised that
Hastings won the fight, or maybe you are. There was a lot of stumbling, and I think
it kinda works as a fighting style! Who knew?
Goodbye to Savage and Hominid! They leave us after fighting this turn. They have
achieved immortality and a chance to continue their training on the Isle of the Eye.
We have a few other warriors that are getting close to graduation. Is this not the
goal of every fighter? To reach the heights of skill and be recognized by those
around you? Yeah, it sounds cheesy, but I've never met anyone bummed out by the
possibility of immortality! Okay, maybe a few . . .
Now for the big finish! Tutter challenged Pooh Scheuer in the title fight. It
appeared to be a great match up going into the final fight of the day. I mean look at
the possibilities here! Shadowspire's Duelmaster and top-ranked Basher in a fight
against the top-ranked Aimed Blow! It could be epic! In truth, it was actually
pretty great! Tutter LOST the fight, but it wasn't a one-sided affair like so many
matches in the arena!
Congratulations to Pooh Scheuer on taking the throne! If my records are correct, Pooh
is OHS Alumni's first Duelmaster in Shadowspire! You now have the daunting task of
defending the throne. I do not have to tell you that the Challenger Champions below
you are a hungry lot! Show no fear! Pooh Scheuer and teammates at OHS Alumni are
managed by Chad. Congrats once again on the accomplishment!
Time for me to get out of here! I know you are happy to hear those words! No
worries, I'll be back in two weeks to bother you bums some more! Until then, practice
hard and try not to die before turn 320. It is tragic when you fall on the sands, but
it is a bit pathetic when you big, fearsome warriors leave this mortal coil because of
a freak farm accident or sword-wound infection. Don't be a fool, don't stand behind a
horse and let the healers look at it! See you all next time!
-- Huard DePriest
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOH SCHEUER 3099 14 8 1 102 OHS ALUMNI (183)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALISTAR 3037 18 13 0 124 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
TOURS 3114 15 5 1 102 DARQUE AGES (29)
TUTTER 3015 15 14 0 93 PRAY THE GODS (155)
GRAY GOOSE 3083 14 12 2 91 INEBRIATION (27)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AQUINAS 3135 11 5 0 90 DARQUE AGES (29)
M'LORD 2959 22 22 0 88 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
GREASE TRAP 2998 21 16 1 81 OTTO'S DINER (96)
ALASKAN AMBER 3060 19 9 0 73 INEBRIATION (27)
CROTLEY MOO 3071 15 11 2 69 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LON PEPER 3103 11 11 0 66 OHS ALUMNI (183)
ASASHI 3173 7 4 0 66 PRAY THE GODS (155)
EVON 3067 16 11 0 64 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
MEATWOOD FLACK 3070 14 12 0 64 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
OMAR KAYYAM 3158 8 6 0 58 DARQUE AGES (29)
RISHVI 3045 15 11 1 57 PRAY THE GODS (155)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PAVIL 2270 16 8 0 56 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
PRINCESS HOYT 3125 8 10 1 55 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
SUSIE STEFFEN 3139 9 7 1 54 OHS ALUMNI (183)
BAT PENATAR 3075 9 16 0 53 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
GINSU 3181 6 5 1 53 OAKLEAF (184)
-PENGO 3202 4 2 1 51 THE COMMODORES (150)
KRYPTONITE 3149 7 7 1 48 OAKLEAF (184)
WHAM! 3183 6 3 1 43 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-FLINT KNIFE 3186 6 3 0 39 THE COMMODORES (150)
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171 6 6 0 38 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
AVERAGE JOE 3150 9 5 0 34 OAKLEAF (184)
WHING 2890 8 4 0 34 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INNOCENT III 3204 4 3 0 33 DARQUE AGES (29)
PRETTY PETUNIA 3130 8 8 0 32 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
TUMMY TUM TUM 3223 2 1 0 32 PRAY THE GODS (155)
TARLEE 2891 5 7 0 31 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
FLYING TURTLE 3201 4 3 0 27 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
-MR. WEEMS 3193 4 3 0 27 THE COMMODORES (150)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRAID NOUGHT 3172 3 9 1 26 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
SAMIR 3153 4 7 2 24 PRAY THE GODS (155)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE HUMAN WONDER 3228 3 1 1 23 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
WHATEVS 3218 2 2 0 23 OAKLEAF (184)
JAMIE BARTON 3166 4 8 2 22 OHS ALUMNI (183)
HASTINGS 3230 3 0 0 22 DARQUE AGES (29)
FATTY MCFATFAT 3229 2 1 1 21 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
TOM STOPPARD 3198 6 2 0 20 LITERATE LOONS (40)
SLACK BABBATH 3162 4 7 0 19 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
PERVIS LESLEY 3178 3 6 0 19 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
VITRIOL 3219 3 2 0 17 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
ALICE MUNRO 3224 3 1 0 16 LITERATE LOONS (40)
QWINN 2958 3 2 1 15 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
3-DAY HANGOVER 3240 1 0 0 15 INEBRIATION (27)
QUESADIETY 3234 1 1 0 13 OTTO'S DINER (96)
JOHN DONNE 3214 1 5 0 10 LITERATE LOONS (40)
ANDY SKILDOM 3239 1 0 0 10 OHS ALUMNI (183)
-BEASTFU 3220 2 2 1 9 THE COMMODORES (150)
STUMBLING DRUNK 3206 1 6 0 9 INEBRIATION (27)
SAMUEL BECKETT 3225 2 2 0 8 LITERATE LOONS (40)
ARTHUR MILLER 3232 1 2 0 5 LITERATE LOONS (40)
KORBEL 3236 0 2 0 2 INEBRIATION (27)
HOT POCKET 3242 0 1 0 1 OTTO'S DINER (96)
UHDAR 3238 0 1 0 1 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DAVID HWANG 3197 1 4 0 LITERATE LOONS 40 FUZZY WUZZY 3163 316
THOMAS HARDY 3199 1 3 0 LITERATE LOONS 40 BEASTFU 3220 315 NOT REVENGED
FUZZY WUZZY 3163 3 10 1 OAKLEAF 184 MOUNTAIN TROLL 319 NONE
JESSIE KRAVIK 3221 1 3 0 OHS ALUMNI 183 FATTY MCFATFAT 3229 318 JUST REVENGED
FREEZERBURN 3241 0 1 0 OTTO'S DINER 96 STONE GOLEM 319 NONE
RAISIN D'ETRE 3235 0 1 0 OTTO'S DINER 96 THE HUMAN WONDER 3228 318
SCORNED BEEF 3138 6 9 2 OTTO'S DINER 96 SUSIE STEFFEN 3139 318
SHADY SUPPLIER 3243 0 1 0 OTTO'S DINER 96 HIGH ELF 319 NONE
ASHLEN 3237 0 1 0 WICKED MARTYRS 148 BLACK ORC 319 NONE
RHAG 3185 5 4 0 WICKED MARTYRS 148 PENGO 3202 318
PERSONAL ADS
Otto -- The beef has been scorned, or scorched? -- Chad
Den -- You are a gentleman and a scholar BUT a bloodfued is on tap! Fight well,
fatty... -- Chad
All -- Sorry for the Longbeards absence last time, we were away and were unable to
coordinate with the commission in time. -- Visionist
Pengo -- Excellent workout, though I do feel a bit used. -- Pavil
Mordant Deserter -- Hope the would heals quickly. -- Whing
Mordant Deserter -- Must be alot deserting these days, thanks for the training. --
Tarlee
Tummy Tum Tum -- Hey! Ouch! Ouch! Ahhhh! Wait! Ouch! Ouch! Okay Okay! -- Qwinn
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FUZZY WUZZY was unbelievably slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FREEZERBURN was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
ASHLEN was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SHADY SUPPLIER was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SUSIE STEFFEN devastated FATTY MCFATFAT in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
QUESADIETY was bested by THE HUMAN WONDER in a 1 minute beginner's Bloodfeud brawl.
TUTTER was defeated by POOH SCHEUER in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge Title struggle.
ALASKAN AMBER unbelievably bested ASASHI in a popular 3 minute Challenge competition.
LON PEPER vanquished RISHVI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
INNOCENT III was viciously subdued by GINSU in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
FRAID NOUGHT was defeated by KRYPTONITE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SAMIR was beaten by WHING in a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
JAMIE BARTON was overpowered by LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 1 minute Challenge match.
TUMMY TUM TUM devastated TOM STOPPARD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
KORBEL was savagely defeated by JOHN DONNE in a 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
HASTINGS beat STUMBLING DRUNK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge conflict.
M'LORD was overpowered by SAVAGE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TOURS devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ALISTAR overpowered GREASE TRAP in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GRAY GOOSE devastated CROTLEY MOO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AQUINAS demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRINCESS HOYT was beaten by EVON in a 2 minute fight.
OMAR KAYYAM was unbelievably bested by MEATWOOD FLACK in a 13 minute competition.
BAT PENATAR overpowered PRETTY PETUNIA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AVERAGE JOE was outlasted by PAVIL in a crowd boring 18 minute fray.
PERVIS LESLEY was viciously subdued by TARLEE in a popular 3 minute brutal contest.
WHATEVS was overpowered by WHAM! in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FLYING TURTLE beat SLACK BABBATH in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ALICE MUNRO defeated HOT POCKET in a 3 minute novice's bout.
VITRIOL viciously subdued SAMUEL BECKETT in a action packed 2 minute beginner's bout.
ARTHUR MILLER was viciously subdued by QWINN in a 4 minute gruesome amateur's bout.
3-DAY HANGOVER overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANDY SKILDOM vanquished UHDAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 35 - 19 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 8 - 0 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 BASHING ATTACK 39 - 35 - 6 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 27 - 2 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 52 - 53 - 3 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 STRIKING ATTACK 44 - 50 - 4 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 SLASHING ATTACK 32 - 39 - 2 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 AIMED BLOW 21 - 32 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 25 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 23 - 0 32 |
Turn 319 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW POOH SCHEUER 3099 14 8 1 102 OHS ALUMNI (183)
SLASHING ATTACK ALISTAR 3037 18 13 0 124 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
BASHING ATTACK TOURS 3114 15 5 1 102 DARQUE AGES (29)
STRIKING ATTACK GRAY GOOSE 3083 14 12 2 91 INEBRIATION (27)
LUNGING ATTACK GREASE TRAP 2998 21 16 1 81 OTTO'S DINER (96)
TOTAL PARRY ALASKAN AMBER 3060 19 9 0 73 INEBRIATION (27)
WALL OF STEEL EVON 3067 16 11 0 64 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
PARRY-STRIKE OMAR KAYYAM 3158 8 6 0 58 DARQUE AGES (29)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GRAY GOOSE 3083. The most popular warrior this turn
was OMAR KAYYAM 3158. The ten other most popular fighters were ASASHI 3173, HASTINGS
3230, TARLEE 2891, VITRIOL 3219, GINSU 3181, JOHN DONNE 3214, PRINCESS HOYT 3125,
PERVIS LESLEY 3178, FLYING TURTLE 3201, and HOT POCKET 3242.
The least popular fighter this week was AVERAGE JOE 3150. The other ten least
popular fighters were PAVIL 2270, MEATWOOD FLACK 3070, KORBEL 3236, UHDAR 3238, QWINN
2958, SAMUEL BECKETT 3225, SLACK BABBATH 3162, WHATEVS 3218, PRETTY PETUNIA 3130, and
CROTLEY MOO 3071.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SAVAGE (81-3043) WICKED MARTYRS (148)
HOMINID (81-3091) THE COMMODORES (150)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXVII
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NICK NACK 1750 (48-64-3) 1 4 0 BOND-AGE
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JET-BOOT JACK 2741 (41-25-0) 2 3 0 THE COMMODORES
MACEO 928 (49-41-1) 2 3 0 FUCHI OWNED
FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ORC CHOPS 490 (27-18-0) 1 3 0 FUCHI OWNED
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.