DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/05/2019 Duedate: 06/18/2019
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-321
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GRAY GOOSE
INEBRIATION (27)
(81-3083) [16-12-2,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TOURS POSITION IS EMPTY
DARQUE AGES (29)
(81-3114) [17-5-1,119]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GRAY GOOSE CROTLEY MOO
INEBRIATION (27) DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
(81-3083) [16-12-2,111] (81-3071) [16-11-2,78]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WICKED MARTYRS (148) 51
2. DARQUE AGES (29) 44 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
3. CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 35 Unchartered Team
4. OTTO'S DINER (96) 35
5. DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182) 24 BAD BEAT (64)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 658 513 21 56.2 1/ 1 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 11 4 0
2/ 3 DARQUE AGES (29) 708 646 32 52.3 2/ 2 DARQUE AGES (29) 10 5 1
3/ 4 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 565 537 22 51.3 3/10 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 9 3 0
4/ 6 OTTO'S DINER (96) 649 626 35 50.9 4/ 4 INEBRIATION (27) 9 6 1
5/ 5 PRAY THE GODS (155) 249 242 17 50.7 5/ 9 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 8 7 0
6/ 7 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 346 341 11 50.4 6/ 5 OAKLEAF (184) 6 7 0
7/ 8 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 119 126 11 48.6 7/ 6 OHS ALUMNI (183) 6 9 1
8/ 9 OHS ALUMNI (183) 56 63 7 47.1 8/ 7 LITERATE LOONS (40) 6 9 0
9/10 LITERATE LOONS (40) 457 522 18 46.7 9/ 8 PRAY THE GODS (155) 6 9 0
10/11 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182) 63 72 2 46.7 10/13 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182) 5 5 0
11/12 OAKLEAF (184) 34 42 3 44.7 11/ 3 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 5 10 1
12/13 INEBRIATION (27) 237 352 18 40.2 12/11 OTTO'S DINER (96) 3 12 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
SHADOWSPIRE HALL OF FAME
76 GRAN TORINO, AMERICAN MUSCLE
CHAKHARI, KELLUMBO'S KIDS
BURM WOLFSNARL, BIG LAKE OUTCASTS
COPERNICUS, DARQUE AGES
ANVIL IRONFIST, DRAGONBANE GUILD
LUTHERIUS, WARMASTERS
RAT-LOVING CAT, LA PENTARCHIE
GURG, 4-LETTER CAVEMEN
KANODRAUG, THE DRAUGS
DUNNIK, CLAN LONGBEARD
CORRIN, CLAN LONGBEARD
CHILI SURPIRSE, OTTO'S DINER
LOW AND AWAY, CAPITAL CARTEL
HUMMINGBIRD, SUMMERBORN
OUTLAW PETE, JUNGLELAND
SHAVIOLA, OF WOLF AND MAN
69 FAIRLANE COBRA, AMERICAN MUSCLE
HOLY SHITAKE, OTTO'S DINER
GIGI DEVINE, CULT OF BACCHUS
CLERLEON, LA PENTARCHIE
GREMLIN STEW, OTTO'S DINER
VLAD TEPES, DARQUE AGES
LADY ORIEL, DRAGONBANE GUILD
BRAIN EATER, SOME KINDA HATE
YORKE, CLAN LONGBEARD
PRAWN STAR, OTTO'S DINER
GERTRUDE STEIN, LITERATE LOONS
MICKEY SLIM, WICKED MARTYRS
SLIM CHANCE, SOME KINDA HATE
JUIBLEX, MONSTER MANUAL
HADRIAN, WARMASTERS
GIBSON, WICKED MARTYRS
THE PAPERBOY, THE COMMODORES
TU DU, THE MONSANTIS
JET-BOOT JACK, THE COMMODORES
Automatic Hall of Fame Induction Criteria
80%+ W/L
4+ DM Titles
3 DM Titles + 65%+ W/L
2 DM Titles + 70%+ W/L
1 DM Title + 75%+ W/L
No new additions to the HoF over the last 44 turns, by far the longest streak. The
2nd longest was 27 turns (123-150). Since no new HoF inductees, here is the list of
warriors that have fallin just short of qualifying, each needing a few more wins or 1
more DM title.
CONSORTIUM? of LA PENTARCHIE -- 75% w/l, 0 DM
POWDER HOUND of ALE HOUSE MERCS -- 66% w/l, 2 DM
THE MAD RATTER of RODENT CLAN -- 73% w/l, 1 DM
TYRA of KELLUMBO'S KIDS -- 70% w/l, 1 DM
BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD -- 65% w/l, 2 DM
BLACK MARIA of HOUSE OF HEARTS -- 65% w/l, 2 DM
CLARA of HOUSE OF HEARTS -- 60% w/l, 3 DM
RAT IN THE HAT of RODENT CLAN -- 72% w/l, 1 DM
KID CHARLEMAGNE of THE RED BLADES -- 54% w/l, 3 DM
BERSERKER of MONSTER MANUAL -- 44% w/l, 3 DM
66 CORVETTE of AMERICAN MUSCLE -- 68% w/l, 2 DM
PATROCLUS of ARCHAIC CHAOS -- 65% w/l, 2 DM
SPORK of OTTO'S DINER -- 65% w/l, 2 DM
MAXENTIUS of WARMASTERS -- 64% w/l, 3 DM
SYE THE BEARDED of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS -- 63% w/l, 3 DM
MOLLUSQUOME of LA PENTARCHIE -- 72% w/l, 1 DM
BAD BORSCHT of OTTO'S DINER -- 57% w/l, 3 DM
SANTA CLAUS of LA PENTARCHIE -- 66% w/l, 2 DM
GORSHOK of SOME KINDA HATE -- 56% w/l, 3 DM
VILMAR of CLAN LONGBEARD -- 70% w/l, 1 DM
THELONIUS of WARMASTERS -- 62% w/l, 3 DM
STRAY CAT of ERRATA -- 68% w/l, 2 DM
OMFUG of SOME KINDA HATE -- 74% w/l, 1 DM
MORDECAI MOUSE of FURRY FURY -- 51% w/l, 3 DM
HEATWAVE of WICKED MARTYRS -- 62% w/l, 3 DM
BLACKJACK JOHNSON of SHANGHAIED -- 70% w/l, 1 DM
SLAYCIA of CULT OF BACCHUS -- 56% w/l, 3 DM
VIDHI of PRAY THE GODS -- 72% w/l, 1 DM
MODUIN of DARQUE AGES -- 68% w/l, 2 DM
CAPTAIN FIZZ of THE COMMODORES -- 62% w/l, 3 DM
See you in about 20 turns for another update,
-- Visionist
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
"And when you act up that's when you got jacked up
And left stupid like Tina Turner when she got smacked up"
Sooo, righted last turn's wrong and smacked Poop Shower so hard he fell somewhere back
down into chumps. "The best aimed blow in Shadowspire" is a bit like saying "Gary
Busey's most intelligent statement yet". Consider the source.
Speaking of Oh-See-Ola High School Alumn, Lon Peper did his team proud by challenging
down and losing to my partner in crime, Rishvi. High School was the best eight years
of Lon's life, so not too surprising, I guess.
I'll Ask An Amber picked on one of my teammates, so we'll see what happens when
someone better suited returns the favor. At least if my challenge goes through. I am
avoiding Darque and Cult of Bachass to try to ensure I get my fight.
Leper's Other Hand beat up on Samir but he's in a lot of company there. I wonder if
it feels like a blind date when a Leper uses his Other Hand?
This turn's win should put me permanently in the Winner's Circle as I'll be heading to
the Isle. Until next week!
-- Tutter
SPY REPORT
Here we go again! Another turn in Shadowspire with you bums! It isn't all bad.
There are a few of you that I can stomach prattling on about your warriors' training,
Shadowspire politics, and special ointments for leather chaffing. We had 29 fights
this cycle and not a single arena stand-in can be found on my lists! This is a good
thing... I guess. Maybe they got tired of your ointment chats too. Whatever, let's
look at the turn!
Tutter was Duelmaster. Tutter then lost to Pooh Scheuer, and Pooh was Duelmaster.
Pooh Scheuer was then challenged by Tutter, then Tutter was Duelmaster again. You're
welcome for the stunning 3-turn recap! Now, Tutter as the reigning Duelmaster was the
most challenged warrior this turn! This is a good thing! When all the paperwork was
filed, Gray Goose became the lucky challenger to face our Duelmaster. For all that
build up, you'd think there would have been a better fight. Gray Goose knocked Tutter
off the throne in a 1-minute, 1-sided fight. Congrats to Gray Goose, who is managed by
Philthy Phil.
Cult of Bacchus had an excellent turn. A 5-0-0 turn coupled with the Current Top Team
award tends to make manager's happy. The Cult was also the most avoided team for turn
321. They were mostly avoided by Darque Ages. I've already mentioned the most
challenged warrior, which was our former Duelmaster Tutter. Wicked Martyrs had a nice
4-1-0 turn that won them Top Team on the Move. We then have Darque Ages who posted a
respectable 4-1-1 record to grab the Chartered Recognition Leader award. Dyslexic
Music returns and wins This Week's Favorite award, but was only able to work out a 2-
3-0 turn.
We had 3 deaths this turn and none of them were in the Dark Arena. Big Lakes
Solution's The Human Wonder was slain by the Otto's Diner's Hot Pocket. If this Hot
Pocket is anything like those on the menu over at the diner, they are hotter than
Ahringol's fire around the edge. Well, then the center is cold as a breastplate in
Snowbound. The next death was Stumbling Drunk, who leaves us with a 2-7-0 record.
Falling down so much, it was only a matter of time before he fell on someone's sword.
The sword just happened to belong to Jamie Barton. The final death came when Hastings
challenged Average Joe. It was a 4-minute affair and everything looked to be going
along nicely, then Average Joe died. Nothing average or nice about that! Condolences
to the dead and good luck to the killers in the turns to come.
No new graduates to speak of this turn. You bums continue to disappoint me. I know
how your mothers feel now! I will see you next turn if you are lucky. Who knows?
You might get stuck with Phineas or Sidara or that new girl from over in Telorinthe...
Moonbeam or Starkiller... whatever, the tiny elf girl! Anyway, I'm outta here!
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRAY GOOSE 3083 16 12 2 111 INEBRIATION (27)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOURS 3114 17 5 1 119 DARQUE AGES (29)
AQUINAS 3135 12 6 0 106 DARQUE AGES (29)
M'LORD 2959 24 22 0 99 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
ALISTAR 3037 19 14 0 98 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TUTTER 3015 16 15 0 90 PRAY THE GODS (155)
POOH SCHEUER 3099 14 10 1 85 OHS ALUMNI (183)
GREASE TRAP 2998 22 17 1 84 OTTO'S DINER (96)
ALASKAN AMBER 3060 20 10 0 78 INEBRIATION (27)
CROTLEY MOO 3071 16 11 2 78 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
RISHVI 3045 17 11 1 76 PRAY THE GODS (155)
ASASHI 3173 8 5 0 71 PRAY THE GODS (155)
EVON 3067 18 11 0 68 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GINSU 3181 7 6 1 66 OAKLEAF (184)
WHAM! 3183 8 3 1 63 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
BAT PENATAR 3075 10 16 0 62 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
PAVIL 2270 16 10 0 58 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
INNOCENT III 3204 6 3 0 58 DARQUE AGES (29)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLYING TURTLE 3201 6 3 0 57 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MEATWOOD FLACK 3070 14 13 0 55 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
OMAR KAYYAM 3158 8 8 0 53 DARQUE AGES (29)
HASTINGS 3230 5 0 1 53 DARQUE AGES (29)
LON PEPER 3103 11 13 0 52 OHS ALUMNI (183)
KRYPTONITE 3149 8 8 1 45 OAKLEAF (184)
PRETTY PETUNIA 3130 9 9 0 42 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
PRINCESS HOYT 3125 8 12 1 42 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171 7 7 0 41 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
SUSIE STEFFEN 3139 10 8 1 39 OHS ALUMNI (183)
TUMMY TUM TUM 3223 3 2 0 37 PRAY THE GODS (155)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHING 2890 9 5 0 33 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
JAMIE BARTON 3166 5 9 3 33 OHS ALUMNI (183)
FRAID NOUGHT 3172 4 10 2 33 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
PERVIS LESLEY 3178 4 6 0 33 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
FATTY MCFATFAT 3229 3 2 1 33 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
VITRIOL 3219 5 2 0 32 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
HOT POCKET 3242 1 2 1 29 OTTO'S DINER (96)
TARLEE 2891 6 8 0 28 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
-WHATEVS 3218 3 2 0 27 OAKLEAF (184)
TOM STOPPARD 3198 7 3 0 24 LITERATE LOONS (40)
QWINN 2958 5 2 1 24 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAMIR 3153 4 9 2 23 PRAY THE GODS (155)
SLACK BABBATH 3162 4 8 0 20 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
KORBEL 3236 2 2 1 15 INEBRIATION (27)
WROTHGARR 3248 1 0 0 15 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
JOHN DONNE 3214 2 6 0 13 LITERATE LOONS (40)
SAMUEL BECKETT 3225 3 3 0 12 LITERATE LOONS (40)
ALICE MUNRO 3224 3 3 0 12 LITERATE LOONS (40)
-INCUBUS 3245 1 0 0 11 OAKLEAF (184)
MILEY 3249 1 0 0 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
JAMES DICKEY 3250 1 0 0 7 LITERATE LOONS (40)
QUESADIETY 3234 1 3 0 6 OTTO'S DINER (96)
ANDY SKILDOM 3239 1 2 0 5 OHS ALUMNI (183)
3-DAY HANGOVER 3240 1 2 0 5 INEBRIATION (27)
CHILLY MC-BASS 3251 1 0 0 5 OTTO'S DINER (96)
JOHN FRY 3244 0 2 0 2 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
HAMBURGER PATTI 3247 0 2 0 2 OTTO'S DINER (96)
ULMANN 3252 0 1 0 1 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
THE HUMAN WONDER 3228 3 3 1 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 HOT POCKET 3242 321
UHDAR 3238 0 2 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39 KORBEL 3236 320
STUMBLING DRUNK 3206 2 7 0 INEBRIATION 27 JAMIE BARTON 3166 321
ARTHUR MILLER 3232 1 3 0 LITERATE LOONS 40 FRAID NOUGHT 3172 320
AVERAGE JOE 3150 9 7 0 OAKLEAF 184 HASTINGS 3230 321
JESSIE KRAVIK 3221 1 3 0 OHS ALUMNI 183 FATTY MCFATFAT 3229 318 REVENGED
RAISIN D'ETRE 3235 0 1 0 OTTO'S DINER 96 THE HUMAN WONDER 3228 318 JUST REVENGED
SCORNED BEEF 3138 6 9 2 OTTO'S DINER 96 SUSIE STEFFEN 3139 318
RHAG 3185 5 4 0 WICKED MARTYRS 148 PENGO 3202 318
PERSONAL ADS
Average Joe -- That was fun seeing who would flinch first. -- Pavil
Samir -- You are faster than you look, luck favored me this time. -- Whing
Pervis LesleyB -- I wonder who that warrior in the stands was that kept saying "you
are pathetic"? -- Tarlee
Arthur Miller -- Well fought, till we meet again. -- Qwinn
Congrats to Savage and Hominid on your invite to the Isle. -- Clan Longbeard
Korbel -- Impressive defense. -- Ghost of Uhdar
Pretty Petunia -- I was starting to worry. -- Whing
Tummy Tum Tum -- Someone in the commission must want you dead to give you match-ups
that would make you fly up the rankings this fast. -- Pavil
Tom Stoppard -- I am impressed, now be gone! -- Tarlee
John Donne -- Not today! -- Qwinn
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SUSIE STEFFEN was bested by FATTY MCFATFAT in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
GRAY GOOSE demolished TUTTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
POOH SCHEUER was defeated by M'LORD in a 2 minute master's Challenge duel.
AQUINAS devastated ALASKAN AMBER in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FLYING TURTLE devastated TUMMY TUM TUM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VITRIOL bested SAMIR in a 2 minute Challenge match.
HASTINGS viciously butchered AVERAGE JOE in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
JAMIE BARTON slaughtered STUMBLING DRUNK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HAMBURGER PATTI was defeated by JOHN DONNE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
KORBEL narrowly defeated ALICE MUNRO in a 6 minute brutal Challenge fight.
ANDY SKILDOM was handily defeated by TARLEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ALISTAR subdued GREASE TRAP in a 1 minute master's match.
TOURS handily defeated ASASHI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
RISHVI demolished LON PEPER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CROTLEY MOO viciously subdued PAVIL in a action packed 5 minute veteran's conflict.
MEATWOOD FLACK was devastated by GINSU in a 2 minute brutal uneven duel.
EVON bested PRINCESS HOYT in a 3 minute brawl.
OMAR KAYYAM was bested by WHAM! in a 1 minute fight.
INNOCENT III luckily beat LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a exciting 1 minute brutal match.
WHING was overpowered by BAT PENATAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KRYPTONITE bested FRAID NOUGHT in a popular 3 minute contest.
TOM STOPPARD was defeated by PERVIS LESLEY in a 3 minute brutal duel.
PRETTY PETUNIA overpowered SAMUEL BECKETT in a action packed 2 minute uneven fray.
SLACK BABBATH was luckily beaten by QWINN in a popular 4 minute gory match.
THE HUMAN WONDER was slaughtered by HOT POCKET in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
QUESADIETY was defeated by MILEY in a action packed 1 minute novice's bout.
3-DAY HANGOVER was overpowered by WROTHGARR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JOHN FRY was beaten by JAMES DICKEY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's fray.
CHILLY MC-BASS won victory over ULMANN in a popular 3 minute novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 9 BASHING ATTACK 45 - 35 - 6 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 23 - 0 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 33 - 27 - 2 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 SLASHING ATTACK 36 - 38 - 3 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 43 - 47 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 48 - 4 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 25 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 AIMED BLOW 20 - 33 - 2 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 21 - 0 32 |
Turn 321 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 6 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK GRAY GOOSE 3083 16 12 2 111 INEBRIATION (27)
BASHING ATTACK TOURS 3114 17 5 1 119 DARQUE AGES (29)
WALL OF STEEL M'LORD 2959 24 22 0 99 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
SLASHING ATTACK ALISTAR 3037 19 14 0 98 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
AIMED BLOW POOH SCHEUER 3099 14 10 1 85 OHS ALUMNI (183)
LUNGING ATTACK GREASE TRAP 2998 22 17 1 84 OTTO'S DINER (96)
TOTAL PARRY ALASKAN AMBER 3060 20 10 0 78 INEBRIATION (27)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GRAY GOOSE 3083. The most popular warrior this turn
was CROTLEY MOO 3071. The ten other most popular fighters were AQUINAS 3135, FRAID
NOUGHT 3172, PRETTY PETUNIA 3130, SLACK BABBATH 3162, ULMANN 3252, PRINCESS HOYT
3125, POOH SCHEUER 3099, VITRIOL 3219, SAMIR 3153, and HASTINGS 3230.
The least popular fighter this week was KORBEL 3236. The other ten least popular
fighters were AVERAGE JOE 3150, 3-DAY HANGOVER 3240, QUESADIETY 3234, THE HUMAN
WONDER 3228, WHING 2890, OMAR KAYYAM 3158, MEATWOOD FLACK 3070, LON PEPER 3103, ANDY
SKILDOM 3239, and ALICE MUNRO 3224.