DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/01/2020    Duedate: 01/14/2020

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-336

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SKINNY LENNY
SHANGHAIED (161)
(81-2971) [14-6-0,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SKINNY LENNY                   POSITION IS EMPTY
SHANGHAIED (161)               
(81-2971) [14-6-0,119]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LEPER'S OTHER HAND             CHRIS KOHLER
BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)        OHS ALUMNI (183)
(81-3171) [14-14-1,82]         (81-3299) [4-2-0,19]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OTTO'S DINER (96)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)        50
2. SHANGHAIED (161)            40      SHANGHAIED (161)
3. DARQUE AGES (29)            32      Unchartered Team
4. PRAY THE GODS (155)         28
5. OTTO'S DINER (96)           23SUPERIOR FORCES A204 (70)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SHANGHAIED (161)         207 145  8 58.8   1/ 3 OTTO'S DINER (96)        11  4 2
 2/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      691 551 22 55.6   2/ 1 OAKLEAF (184)            11  4 1
 3/ 3 OAKLEAF (184)             77  66  6 53.8   3/ 6 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)      9  6 3
 4/ 4 DARQUE AGES (29)         760 669 33 53.2   4/ 2 DARQUE AGES (29)          9  6 0
 5/ 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      597 560 24 51.6   5/16 SHANGHAIED (161)          8  2 0
 6/ 6 THE COMMODORES (150)     305 289  9 51.3   6/ 7 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       8  7 0
 7/ 7 PRAY THE GODS (155)      283 269 19 51.3   7/12 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       7  8 2
 8/ 8 OTTO'S DINER (96)        682 668 40 50.5   8/11 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)     7  8 2
 9/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     381 379 17 50.1   9/10 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      6  9 2
10/10 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)  156 160 14 49.4  10/ 8 PRAY THE GODS (155)       6  9 0
11/11 OHS ALUMNI (183)          91 102  7 47.2  11/14 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   6  9 0
12/12 LITERATE LOONS (40)      491 563 20 46.6  12/ 4 OHS ALUMNI (183)          6  9 0
13/13 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)      94 110  5 46.1  13/ 9 LITERATE LOONS (40)       5 10 0
14/14 INEBRIATION (27)         263 396 19 39.9  14- 5*PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)      4  6 1
15/15 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)     18  32  4 36.0  15/15 THE COMMODORES (150)      4  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16-16*PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)      14  26  2 35.0  16/13 INEBRIATION (27)          2  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                                  SHADOWSPIRE YELLOW
                                 PRESS SPECIAL REPORT
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Welcome to Shadowspire, the Jewel of the No-Tourney arenas!  It has been nearly 10 
turns since our last special report, and that one focused in upon our Best (and Worst) 
graduates for each style.  Today, we are going to take a look at the vaunted position 
of Duelmaster!

With 335 turns in the books, there is much to report!  I plan on giving you the cold, 
hard data as well as a few fun facts about the premier position among the gladiators!

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MOST DUELMASTERS BY TEAM (active teams only)

Otto's Diner (33); Cult of Bacchus (25); Darque Ages (22); Clan Longbeard, Wicked 
Martyrs (12); The Commodores (11); Pray the Gods (9); Inebriation (8); Shanghaied (7); 
Literate Loons (5); Big Lake Solution, Oakleaf (3); OHS Alumni (2); Dyslexic Music (1)

*Fun Fact:  Otto's Diner (96) is the active leader for Duelmasters, but he is also 
tied with another team for most Duelmasters from a single style.  Ten (10) of Otto's 
thrones were held by a Total Parry. The inactive American Muscle ties this record with 
ten (10) Lunger champions.

*Fun Fact:  If records were kept by the manager, Hombre (previously managed Fuchi 
Owned and Bond-Age) would be in 4th place behind Darque Ages and Den (previously 
managed Big Lake Outcasts) would be tied with Pray the Gods in 6th place.

DUELMASTERS BY STYLE (turns 1 -- 335)

Lunger (66); Striker (64); Total Parry (49); Basher (30); Aimed Blow (27); Slasher, 
Wall of Steel (26); Parry Riposte (19); Parry Lunge (14); Parry Strike (11)

*Fun Fact:  Clan Longbeard (39) is the only team in Shadowspire history to have a 
Duelmaster of every style!  Cult of Bacchus is close with 9 out of 10 styles.  
DeGotti's crew is missing a Wall of Steel.

DUELMASTERS WITH MOST KILLS (turns 1 -- 335; Top 3)

                                       *5 Kills
                      Gorshok 81-1159 of Some Kinda Hate

                                       *4 Kills
                      Slaughtermouse 5 81-595 of Rodent Clan
                      Hugh Capet 81-690 of Darque Ages
                      '66 Corvette 81-1036 of American Muscle
                      Junebug 81-1543 of Summerborn
                      Tu Du 81-1652 of The Monsantis
                      Agent Orange 81-2762 of The Monsantis
                      Jed Sawyer 81-2474 of War Machine

                                       *3 Kills
                      Rogue 81-121 of Battle Grunts
                      Nuyen Nick 81-331 of Fuchi Owned
                      Lutherius 81-562 of Warmasters
                      Titus 81-1031 of Warmasters
                      Child Smasher 81-2941 of Big Lake Solution
                      Dante 81-3002 of Darque Ages
                      Jamie Barton 81-3166 of OHS Alumni

*Fun Fact:  Over 335 turns, a Duelmaster has occupied the throne with at least one 
kill 176 times!  This is a bit more than the kill-less Duelmasters that report in at 
156.

*Fun Fact:  If you bothered to add the numbers above, you probably noticed they did 
not equal 335!  This is because there have been 3 turns in Shadowspire's history when 
the throne sat empty (turns 1, 2, and 72).

                DUELMASTERS WITH HIGHEST WIN % (Top 3, minimum 20 FE)

             Rat-Loving Cat 81-529 of La Pentarchie 18-3-0 (85.71%)
             Anvil Ironfist 81-84 of Dragonbane Guild 22-4-0 (84.62%)
             Jet-Boot Jack 81-2741 of The Commodores 22-4-0 (84.62%)

               DUELMASTERS WITH THE LOWEST WIN % (Top 3, minimum 20 FE)

             The Seamstress 81-986 of Big Lake Outcasts 21-42-1 (33.33%)
             Ornery Ocelot 81-144 of Furry Fury 21-36-0 (36.84%)
             Berserker 81-1047 of Monster Manual 17-24-2 (41.46%)

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That wraps up this edition of the Shadowspire Yellow Press!  I hope you have enjoyed 
our Duelmaster report.  We will see you in 10-15 turns with another one.

Phineas Rannulf
Editor-in-Chief
Shadowspire Yellow Press

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hey all!  Master Darque here.  Ever since getting his title of Lord Protector, 
Innocent III has been drunk with power and this has lead to him being drunk in the 
traditional sense as well.  So, I'll be addressing the arena because he is unable to 
pull his face from the sands.

::::muffled groan and indecipherable words::::  Arghhrmagjopyonadounrfmphfff!

No, you can't make the Duelmaster's address, you're in no condition! Now be quiet so I 
can finish this quickly!

::::muffled words:::: Ehgadawight

Hush!  Anyway, Innocent is off to the Isle, particularly 106 and retirement.  He 
started life as 13-16-12-21-9-6-7 BA.  He is slightly bonused in ATT and DEF (+2 
each).  The Commission says he is rather fond of learning INI skills and the HL, which 
I never let him use because he wasn't strong enough.  He prefers a VH/VL fighting 
rhythm. Apart from the HL, complete unremarkable but good enough to hold the throne in 
Shadowspire for 3 turns.

::::muffled words:::::  Aticunehwaannaaticun

What in the hells is a vatican?  No you can't have one, now sleep off the sauce, you 
have a final fight later in the day!

::::coughing, retching::::  et signum magnum paruit in caelo mulier amicta sole et 
luna sub pedibus eius et in capite eius corona stellarum duodecim

Stop that!  You're going to summon something or open a gate in the arena.  Time for us 
to go.  Challenges this turn go to Princess Hoyt and Princess Hoyt because . . . well, 
why not.  I'm not just going to give the throne to someone because my gladiator is 
leaving.  You need to earn it.

So long,

                         -- Master Darque on behalf of Lord Protector Innocent III

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to SHADOWSPIRE once again!  Biff!  Pow!  SHADOWSPIRE watched with 
glee as OAKLEAF got knocked off top spot by OTTO'S DINER!  Who can explain it?  Not 
you, not me, not SHANGHAIED's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 
16th to 5th.  Hmmmph!  I always thought PLAGUE WRAITHS was an over-rated team and 
they proved it with a 0-0-0!  Some people say I ramble too much, I don't say anything 
relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well DYSLEXIC MUSIC moved up 3, to 3rd.  
What's with QWINN?  He actually beat LITERATE LOONS' TOM STOPPARD, and walked away 
with 29 more points from the fight.  SHADOWSPIRE has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit 
back and get lazy.  He challenged BIG LAKE SOLUTION's PRINCESS HOYT (16-19-3), which 
should prove (ahem!) interesting.  Try as she might, PRINCESS HOYT wasn't good enough 
at persuading INNOCENT III to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  I suppose 
you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
CULT OF BACCHUS.  Management must be dealin', as the boys at SHANGHAIED ain't 
reelin'!  CULT OF BACCHUS' mad!  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, PRINCESS HOYT!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to 
haunt you.  NO-TEETH KEITH didn't quite know what to make of a challenge he received 
from JAMIE BARTON of OHS ALUMNI, who is 19 points below him.  JAMIE BARTON perhaps 
got his just desserts, seeing as he was bested by NO-TEETH KEITH and ended up with 88 
recognition points.  I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights 
that SUMMIT SAGA gets in.  It fights people like YOSHA, 15 points below.  I thought 
SUMMIT SAGA showed great skill and promise when it was subdued by YOSHA.  All right, 
so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Sending a warrior to the Dark Arena reminds the others they'd 
better shape up.  Tough beans, ALASKAN AMBER.  That's what a 29-14-0 gets you.  So 
INEBRIATION sent ALASKAN AMBER to the Dark Arena.  Big deal.  Plenty more fighters 
where ALASKAN AMBER came from.  Dime a dozen...  Now, Spyreporters...  SLACK BABBATH 
of DYSLEXIC MUSIC got 17 points for removing another young punk.  Tough luck, PRAY 
THE GODS!  QWINN proved too determined for TOM STOPPARD.  TOM STOPPARD was lucky to 
go in the ring, with 15-10-0 to his credit.  He will be remembered.  Yeah, yeah, 
MILEY killed SUNCHA, who was "too young to die."  Well, he was a fighter, and that's 
what you have to face.  CLAN LONGBEARD's boys should be laying low.  Now that CLAN 
LONGBEARD's manager has gone and let PRINCESS HOYT kill WHING unchallenged, CLAN 
LONGBEARD's fighters are fair game.  Someone told BEAST WITHIN that OTTO'S DINER 
never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an easy kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is 
right sorry.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young 
rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKINNY LENNY 2971            14   6  0   119       SHANGHAIED (161)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVON 3067                    25  19  0   102       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 CASTILLON 3268               10   1  0    95       DARQUE AGES (29)
 PRINCESS HOYT 3125           16  19  3    93       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 WHATEVS 3218                 11   6  1    92       OAKLEAF (184)
 INCUBUS 3245                  9   4  0    91       OAKLEAF (184)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHAM! 3183                   16  10  1    90       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 TUMMY TUM TUM 3223           10   8  0    89       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 JAMIE BARTON 3166            11  18  3    88       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 QWINN 2958                   12   6  3    86       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 PAVIL 2270                   23  14  0    84       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 BAT PENATAR 3075             14  26  0    84       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171      14  14  1    82       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 MEATWOOD FLACK 3070          20  21  0    81       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 SUSIE STEFFEN 3139           17  16  1    80       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 PRETTY PETUNIA 3130          19  14  1    74       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 SLACK BABBATH 3162           13  13  1    74       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 FLYING TURTLE 3201           15   9  2    71       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 VITRIOL 3219                 11  11  0    70       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 FRAID NOUGHT 3172            13  16  2    69       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 PENGO 3202                    8   8  1    69       THE COMMODORES (150)
 JOHN DONNE 3214              12  11  0    68       LITERATE LOONS (40)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PERVIS LESLEY 3178           10  14  1    66       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 TARLEE 2891                  12  13  0    63       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 RICKY BOBBY 3262              7   5  2    60       OAKLEAF (184)
 YOSHA 3264                    6   3  1    59       PRAY THE GODS (155)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MILEY 3249                   10   6  3    51       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 ANDY SKILDOM 3239            10   8  0    51       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 HOT POCKET 3242               9   9  1    50       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 BOUVINES 3265                 9   3  0    50       DARQUE AGES (29)
 WROTHGARR 3248                7   9  0    50       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 MR. WEEMS 3193                9   8  0    46       THE COMMODORES (150)
 HAWKWOOD 3293                 5   3  0    42       DARQUE AGES (29)
 SAMUEL BECKETT 3225           8  13  2    39       LITERATE LOONS (40)
-BLACK DEATH 3276              4   4  0    38       PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)
 SUMMIT SAGA 3261              7   4  0    37       INEBRIATION (27)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAMES DICKEY 3250             6  10  0    32       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 EYE-PATCH WILLY 3020          7   3  0    31       SHANGHAIED (161)
-TYPHUS 3273                   3   5  0    31       PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)
 PRINCE HOYT 3263              8   4  0    29       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 HELEN BADE 3021               6   4  0    28       SHANGHAIED (161)
 FATTY BURGER 3315             4   0  2    28       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 MAGE DAN 3286                 5   3  1    26       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 ULMANN 3252                   5   7  0    26       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOTTER POCKET 3305            3   3  1    23       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 JAX 3319                      3   0  0    23       OAKLEAF (184)
-HARBRINGER 3306               2   3  0    23       PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MANDROID 3295                 2   5  0    23       THE COMMODORES (150)
 GEMINI CROQUETTE 3282         4   5  0    22       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 AJA 3309                      3   2  0    21       OAKLEAF (184)
 CHRIS KOHLER 3299             4   2  0    19       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 HUNTER 3208                   3   0  0    19       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
 RUSTON 3311                   2   2  0    17       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 SAVAGE 3210                   2   1  0    16       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
 MIM JORRISON 3308             1   4  1    15       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 IMTEP SNARLJAW 3328           1   0  0    15       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 BARANACLE BILL 3089           3   1  0    14       SHANGHAIED (161)
-SEVENTH SON 3323              1   0  1    14       PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)
 GERTRUDE STEIN 3325           1   1  0    12       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 SURLY 3297                    2   4  0    10       INEBRIATION (27)
 DEBBIE STOHL 3313             2   3  0     9       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 BEAST WITHIN 3322             1   1  1     8       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
 ROXSTAR 3301                  1   4  0     7       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 DISVENYA 3314                 1   2  0     7       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 WALKEN 3318                   1   2  0     5       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 BENT PADDLE 3312              0   4  0     4       INEBRIATION (27)
 PREDATOR 3209                 0   3  0     3       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
 TRUE GRITS 3327               0   1  0     1       OTTO'S DINER (96)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DUKE OF PAIN 3320       0  2 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 HOTTER POCKET 3305    335   
MR REMARKABLE 3317      0  1 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 FATTY BURGER 3315     333   
WHING 2890             15  7 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39    PRINCESS HOYT 3125    332  NOT REVENGED
COW PATTY SERF 3326     0  1 0 DARQUE AGES 29       SPYMASTER             336  NONE
ST. BONAVENTURE 3272    5  4 1 DARQUE AGES 29       QWINN 2958            335   
ALASKAN AMBER 3060     29 15 0 INEBRIATION 27       WURM KIN              336  NONE
HOPSECUTIONER 3316      1  2 0 INEBRIATION 27       MIM JORRISON 3308     336   
ALICE MUNRO 3224        8 11 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    RICKY BOBBY 3262      334   
TOM STOPPARD 3198      15 10 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    QWINN 2958            336   
FRESH 'N FRUITY 3324    0  1 0 OTTO'S DINER 96      BEAST WITHIN 3322     335  JUST REVENGED
WHIRLED PEAS 3283       4  3 1 OTTO'S DINER 96      PERVIS LESLEY 3178    334   
CREEPING DEATH 3321     0  1 0 PLAGUE WRAITHS 185   EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT 3211 334  REVENGED
HARSH 3285              5  2 0 PRAY THE GODS 155    SLACK BABBATH 3162    336   
SUNCHA 3300             3  2 0 PRAY THE GODS 155    MILEY 3249            336   
BEAST WITHIN 3212       0  1 0 PRIMAL INSTINCT 167  FATTY BURGER 3315     334   
EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT 3211   1  2 1 PRIMAL INSTINCT 167  MAGE DAN 3286         336   
BOB 3330                0  1 0 THE COMMODORES 150   BANDIT PRINCE         336  NONE
VIC 20 3329             0  1 0 THE COMMODORES 150   MOUNTAIN TROLL        336  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Helen Bade -- Welcome back!  I'm sure that is not the welcome you wanted for your 
return. -- Hawkwood

Ulmann -- Not exactly the outcome I expect with that match up, but I will take it all 
the same. -- Bouvines

Fraid Nought -- I would ask for a final round to settle our 1-1 record against one 
another, but you're out of reach. Princess Hoyt will have to be your proxy, unless 
there is avoidance. -- Lord Protector Innocent III

No Teeth Keith -- The sight of you was a bit unsettling, I must admit. The loss was 
bound to happen sometime, so at least it came at the hand of a newly minted Lord 
Protector.  Congrats and good bye! -- Castillon

Qwinn -- We may feud for honor, but the 2 kills to your record, we will proceed 
cautiously. -- Master Darque

Visionist -- Completely in the name of SELF-interest, it may be time for a Hall of 
Fame update. -- Innocent III

All -- Basher #5 from my crew.  I think it is time to lay off of them a bit, but you 
gotta run what the RUGs send ya! -- Master Darque

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALASKAN AMBER was viciously butchered by WURM KIN in a 9 minute Dark Arena fight.
VIC 20 was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
COW PATTY SERF was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BOB was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
PREDATOR was overpowered by FATTY BURGER in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
INNOCENT III devastated PRINCESS HOYT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
JAMIE BARTON was overpowered by NO-TEETH KEITH in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
SKINNY LENNY devastated WHATEVS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title competition.
FRAID NOUGHT was vanquished by TUMMY TUM TUM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SUSIE STEFFEN was viciously subdued by INCUBUS in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SUMMIT SAGA was overpowered by YOSHA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RICKY BOBBY overcame WROTHGARR in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
ANDY SKILDOM was defeated by PERVIS LESLEY in a 1 minute Challenge match.
EYE-PATCH WILLY luckily beat MANDROID in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
HAWKWOOD viciously subdued PRINCE HOYT in a 2 minute brutal Challenge contest.
AJA was subdued by JAMES DICKEY in a 1 minute novice vs. master Challenge brawl.
HELEN BADE savagely defeated RUSTON in a 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
SURLY was viciously subdued by CHRIS KOHLER in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT was butchered by MAGE DAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SAVAGE overpowered WALKEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BENT PADDLE was beaten by HUNTER in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
JAX overpowered DEBBIE STOHL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
HOPSECUTIONER was butchered by MIM JORRISON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
EVON vanquished LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a action packed 3 minute one-sided match.
VITRIOL was overcome by PAVIL in a 3 minute veteran's contest.
CASTILLON demolished PENGO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MEATWOOD FLACK was viciously subdued by WHAM! in a 2 minute veteran's match.
PRETTY PETUNIA savagely defeated TARLEE in a 3 minute brutal expert's match.
FLYING TURTLE was unbelievably bested by BAT PENATAR in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
HARSH was viciously butchered by SLACK BABBATH in a 1 minute bloody bout.
TOM STOPPARD was dispatched by QWINN in a 2 minute bout.
JOHN DONNE defeated BOUVINES in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
SAMUEL BECKETT was viciously subdued by MR. WEEMS in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
HOT POCKET overpowered ULMANN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MILEY executed SUNCHA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GEMINI CROQUETTE subdued BEAST WITHIN in a 2 minute contest.
HOTTER POCKET won victory over GERTRUDE STEIN in a 2 minute fight.
ROXSTAR was bested by BARANACLE BILL in a crowd pleasing 6 minute novice's battle.
DISVENYA beat TRUE GRITS in a 4 minute novice's fray.
IMTEP SNARLJAW demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  22 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         AIMED BLOW        42 -  33 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         SLASHING ATTACK   46 -  38 -  6      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  18 -  2      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         STRIKING ATTACK   56 -  64 -  5      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  46 -  2      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  29 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  60 -  8      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  19 -  0      39  |

Turn 336 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         6 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  8         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  7         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  5         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SKINNY LENNY 2971          14   6  0  119 SHANGHAIED (161)
WALL OF STEEL    EVON 3067                  25  19  0  102 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
AIMED BLOW       CASTILLON 3268             10   1  0   95 DARQUE AGES (29)
BASHING ATTACK   WHAM! 3183                 16  10  1   90 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
TOTAL PARRY      PAVIL 2270                 23  14  0   84 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
PARRY-LUNGE      PRETTY PETUNIA 3130        19  14  1   74 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLYING TURTLE 3201         15   9  2   71 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
LUNGING ATTACK   RICKY BOBBY 3262            7   5  2   60 OAKLEAF (184)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR. WEEMS 3193              9   8  0   46 THE COMMODORES (150)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was CHRIS KOHLER 3299.  The ten other most popular fighters were MR. WEEMS 
3193, ROXSTAR 3301, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171, WHAM! 3183, SKINNY LENNY 2971, INCUBUS 
3245, EVON 3067, TARLEE 2891, HAWKWOOD 3293, and HELEN BADE 3021.

The least popular fighter this week was BARANACLE BILL 3089.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GERTRUDE STEIN 3325, SUNCHA 3300, ULMANN 3252, HARSH 3285, 
HOPSECUTIONER 3316, DEBBIE STOHL 3313, WALKEN 3318, EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT 3211, PRINCE 
HOYT 3263, and SUMMIT SAGA 3261.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NO-TEETH KEITH (81-2852) SHANGHAIED (161)
ALASKAN AMBER (81-3060) INEBRIATION (27)
INNOCENT III (81-3204) DARQUE AGES (29)