DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/15/2020 Duedate: 01/28/2020
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-337
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SKINNY LENNY
SHANGHAIED (161)
(81-2971) [15-6-0,131]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SKINNY LENNY TYPHUS
SHANGHAIED (161) PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)
(81-2971) [15-6-0,131] (81-3273) [4-5-0,39]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LEPER'S OTHER HAND MIM JORRISON
BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
(81-3171) [14-15-1,76] (81-3308) [1-5-1,10]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHANGHAIED (161)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE COMMODORES (150) 46
2. CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 37 SHANGHAIED (161)
3. PRIMAL INSTINCT (167) 33 Unchartered Team
4. LITERATE LOONS (40) 28
5. BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 23 PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SHANGHAIED (161) 211 146 8 59.1 1/ 5 SHANGHAIED (161) 12 3 0
2/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 695 552 22 55.7 2/ 1 OTTO'S DINER (96) 11 4 2
3/ 4 DARQUE AGES (29) 762 672 33 53.1 3/ 6 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 9 6 0
4/ 3 OAKLEAF (184) 78 70 6 52.7 4/13 LITERATE LOONS (40) 8 7 2
5- 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 597 560 24 51.6 5/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 8 7 2
6/ 6 THE COMMODORES (150) 308 291 9 51.4 6/ 4 DARQUE AGES (29) 8 7 0
7- 7 PRAY THE GODS (155) 283 269 19 51.3 7/ 3 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182) 7 8 2
8/ 8 OTTO'S DINER (96) 685 670 41 50.6 8/ 2 OAKLEAF (184) 7 8 0
9/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 384 381 17 50.2 9- 7 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 6 4 2
10/10 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 158 163 14 49.2 10/15 THE COMMODORES (150) 6 7 0
11/12 LITERATE LOONS (40) 495 564 22 46.7 11/ 8 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167) 6 9 1
12/11 OHS ALUMNI (183) 92 105 8 46.7 12/11 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 6 9 0
13/13 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182) 95 114 5 45.5 13/14*PLAGUE WRAITHS (185) 4 6 1
14/14 INEBRIATION (27) 265 399 19 39.9 14/12 OHS ALUMNI (183) 4 10 1
15/15 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167) 20 35 4 36.4 15/16 INEBRIATION (27) 4 11 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
16/16*PLAGUE WRAITHS (185) 16 29 2 35.6 16-10 PRAY THE GODS (155) 3 7 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
"Do I look different now that I'm a Duelmaster?" Skinny Lenny asked while staring
shirtless into the mirror.
"Yes, you look like you only need to eat 9 cheeseburgers instead of 10."
BlackHart replied sarcastically.
"Oh wonderful!" Skinny Lenny replied happily, completely missing the intent, and
now flexing in front of the mirror.
BlackHart shook his head sadly. "You need to stop worrying about how you look,
and start worrying about how you're going to keep your skinny butt on the throne."
Skinny Lenny gasped. "Is my butt too skinny?!?" he cried, trying desperately to
contort his body and look over his shoulder at his butt.
BlackHart threw his hands up in exasperation and stormed out of the room. "I'm
surrounded by ..."
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. We now have a
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. SHANGHAIED now holds the crown and
they are betting they can keep it. For every winner there is a loser. Speaking of
losers, lets take a look at OAKLEAF, who went down to 2nd from 8th. Life is tough.
Coming up with a solid 4-1-2 outing, LITERATE LOONS has advanced 9 places in the
rankings. CULT OF BACCHUS is no joke as it posted a 4-1-0 week advancing from 6th
place to 3rd place. Hey everybody, watch out for PRINCESS HOYT, who flew up 18
points in the rankings after mashing EVON like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal.
And falling like a basher in the top ten was SLACK BABBATH, who dropped 13 points
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with FRAID NOUGHT. Unlike most arenas,
SKINNY LENNY managed to get his challenge off against the 11-6-1 WHATEVS. Our
battling duelmaster SKINNY LENNY has managed to hold the title, fending off WHATEVS'
none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, OAKLEAF. Can you believe they are
paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the SHADOWSPIRE arena. Did
you hear that BIG LAKE SOLUTION was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of BIG LAKE SOLUTION's warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may
not be funny, but catch SHANGHAIED's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be
fairly deft at running from BIG LAKE SOLUTION. And who is this FATTY BURGER you ask,
with 19 points and a 4-1-2 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! In a touching
display by a 'touched' warrior, RICKY BOBBY went after SUSIE STEFFEN, who was higher
by 20 points. Well, when the dust settled, RICKY BOBBY defeated SUSIE STEFFEN.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND of BIG LAKE SOLUTION had better have a good reason for challenging
down 8 points in a challenge which he lost. I thought LEPER'S OTHER HAND showed
great skill and promise when he lost to PRETTY PETUNIA. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). For those of you who missed it, Death
showed up, grabbed HOT POCKET by the ear and took him away to a place where he won't
need a coat. Well, just when you thought it was safe to put a new warrior in the
arena. No no! JAX, a mere boy, was slain by GEMINI CROQUETTE this turn. In the
'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, MAGE DAN was mashed by SAVAGE, who let MAGE DAN
know that killing members of PRIMAL INSTINCT is a no-no. Congrats to HUNTER for
revenging the death of his teammate (but more importantly, feeding FATTY BURGER a bit
of dirt). In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, MIM JORRISON was mashed by
SURLY, who let MIM JORRISON know that killing members of INEBRIATION is a no-no.
Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the
trail to the Isle.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKINNY LENNY 2971 15 6 0 131 SHANGHAIED (161)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRINCESS HOYT 3125 17 19 3 111 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
WHAM! 3183 17 10 1 105 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
CASTILLON 3268 11 1 0 99 DARQUE AGES (29)
BAT PENATAR 3075 15 26 0 96 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
EVON 3067 25 20 0 95 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TUMMY TUM TUM 3223 10 8 0 89 PRAY THE GODS (155)
-QWINN 2958 12 6 3 86 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
WHATEVS 3218 11 7 1 86 OAKLEAF (184)
-PAVIL 2270 23 14 0 84 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
PRETTY PETUNIA 3130 20 14 1 84 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
MEATWOOD FLACK 3070 20 22 0 82 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
FLYING TURTLE 3201 16 9 2 82 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
FRAID NOUGHT 3172 14 16 2 82 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
INCUBUS 3245 9 5 0 82 OAKLEAF (184)
PENGO 3202 9 8 1 81 THE COMMODORES (150)
VITRIOL 3219 12 11 0 79 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
RICKY BOBBY 3262 8 5 2 77 OAKLEAF (184)
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171 14 15 1 76 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
JAMIE BARTON 3166 11 19 3 76 OHS ALUMNI (183)
SUSIE STEFFEN 3139 17 17 1 69 OHS ALUMNI (183)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANDY SKILDOM 3239 11 8 1 66 OHS ALUMNI (183)
-TARLEE 2891 12 13 0 63 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
MR. WEEMS 3193 10 8 0 62 THE COMMODORES (150)
SLACK BABBATH 3162 13 14 1 61 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
-YOSHA 3264 6 3 1 59 PRAY THE GODS (155)
JOHN DONNE 3214 12 12 0 58 LITERATE LOONS (40)
BOUVINES 3265 10 3 0 58 DARQUE AGES (29)
PERVIS LESLEY 3178 10 15 1 57 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
WROTHGARR 3248 8 9 0 57 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAMUEL BECKETT 3225 9 13 2 44 LITERATE LOONS (40)
SUMMIT SAGA 3261 8 4 0 43 INEBRIATION (27)
MILEY 3249 10 7 3 40 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
JAMES DICKEY 3250 7 10 0 40 LITERATE LOONS (40)
HAWKWOOD 3293 5 4 0 39 DARQUE AGES (29)
TYPHUS 3273 4 5 0 39 PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GEMINI CROQUETTE 3282 5 5 1 33 OTTO'S DINER (96)
BLACK DEATH 3276 4 5 0 33 PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)
HELEN BADE 3021 7 4 0 32 SHANGHAIED (161)
SAVAGE 3210 3 1 0 32 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
HUNTER 3208 4 0 0 31 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
HARBRINGER 3306 3 3 0 30 PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)
PRINCE HOYT 3263 8 5 0 29 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
HOTTER POCKET 3305 4 3 1 28 OTTO'S DINER (96)
EYE-PATCH WILLY 3020 7 4 0 26 SHANGHAIED (161)
-ULMANN 3252 5 7 0 26 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROXSTAR 3301 2 4 0 24 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MANDROID 3295 2 6 0 21 THE COMMODORES (150)
MAGE DAN 3286 5 4 1 20 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
GERTRUDE STEIN 3325 2 1 1 20 LITERATE LOONS (40)
FATTY BURGER 3315 4 1 2 19 OTTO'S DINER (96)
RUSTON 3311 3 2 0 19 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
SURLY 3297 3 4 0 18 INEBRIATION (27)
OSCAR WILDE 3336 1 0 1 17 LITERATE LOONS (40)
BARANACLE BILL 3089 4 1 0 16 SHANGHAIED (161)
CHRIS KOHLER 3299 4 3 0 15 OHS ALUMNI (183)
AJA 3309 3 3 0 14 OAKLEAF (184)
IMTEP SNARLJAW 3328 1 1 0 13 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
MIM JORRISON 3308 1 5 1 10 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
ACE HARRIER 3333 1 0 0 10 THE COMMODORES (150)
-DEBBIE STOHL 3313 2 3 0 9 OHS ALUMNI (183)
TRUE GRITS 3327 1 1 0 7 OTTO'S DINER (96)
-DISVENYA 3314 1 2 0 7 PRAY THE GODS (155)
POST 3339 1 0 0 6 SHANGHAIED (161)
-WALKEN 3318 1 2 0 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
BENT PADDLE 3312 0 5 0 5 INEBRIATION (27)
PREDATOR 3209 0 4 0 4 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
I'M DRUNK 3337 0 1 0 3 INEBRIATION (27)
COTTON MOUTH 3338 0 1 0 1 INEBRIATION (27)
HOTSPUR 3335 0 1 0 1 DARQUE AGES (29)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB 0 0 0 OSCAR WILDE 3336 337 NONE
DUKE OF PAIN 3320 0 2 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 HOTTER POCKET 3305 335
MR REMARKABLE 3317 0 1 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 FATTY BURGER 3315 333 NOT REVENGED
DISAPPOINTING SE 3334 0 1 0 DARQUE AGES 29 WURM KIN 337 NONE
ST. BONAVENTURE 3272 5 4 1 DARQUE AGES 29 QWINN 2958 335
HOPSECUTIONER 3316 1 2 0 INEBRIATION 27 MIM JORRISON 3308 336 JUST REVENGED
ALICE MUNRO 3224 8 11 0 LITERATE LOONS 40 RICKY BOBBY 3262 334
TOM STOPPARD 3198 15 10 0 LITERATE LOONS 40 QWINN 2958 336
JAX 3319 3 1 0 OAKLEAF 184 GEMINI CROQUETTE 3282 337
FRESH 'N FRUITY 3324 0 1 0 OTTO'S DINER 96 BEAST WITHIN 3322 335 REVENGED
HOT POCKET 3242 9 10 1 OTTO'S DINER 96 ANDY SKILDOM 3239 337
WHIRLED PEAS 3283 4 3 1 OTTO'S DINER 96 PERVIS LESLEY 3178 334
CREEPING DEATH 3321 0 1 0 PLAGUE WRAITHS 185 EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT 3211 334 REVENGED
PLAGUED MAN 3340 0 1 0 PLAGUE WRAITHS 185 SPYMASTER 337 NONE
SEVENTH SON 3323 1 1 1 PLAGUE WRAITHS 185 MOUNTAIN TROLL 337 NONE
HARSH 3285 5 2 0 PRAY THE GODS 155 SLACK BABBATH 3162 336
SUNCHA 3300 3 2 0 PRAY THE GODS 155 MILEY 3249 336
BEAST WITHIN 3322 1 2 1 PRIMAL INSTINCT 167 BANDIT PRINCE 337 NONE
BEAST WITHIN 3212 0 1 0 PRIMAL INSTINCT 167 FATTY BURGER 3315 334 JUST REVENGED
EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT 3331 0 1 0 PRIMAL INSTINCT 167 GERTRUDE STEIN 3325 337
EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT 3211 1 2 1 PRIMAL INSTINCT 167 MAGE DAN 3286 336 JUST REVENGED
TOM 3332 0 1 0 THE COMMODORES 150 BANDIT PRINCE 337 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SEVENTH SON was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BEAST WITHIN was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DISAPPOINTING SERF was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
TOM was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 5 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PLAGUED MAN was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SURLY bested MIM JORRISON in a action packed 5 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
IMTEP SNARLJAW was defeated by HOTTER POCKET in a 1 minute Bloodfeud struggle.
HUNTER bested FATTY BURGER in a 1 minute novice's Bloodfeud competition.
SAVAGE handily defeated MAGE DAN in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
SKINNY LENNY vanquished WHATEVS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
PRINCESS HOYT vanquished EVON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
INCUBUS was overpowered by WHAM! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FRAID NOUGHT devastated SLACK BABBATH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND was subdued by PRETTY PETUNIA in a 2 minute Challenge match.
RICKY BOBBY savagely defeated SUSIE STEFFEN in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ANDY SKILDOM slaughtered HOT POCKET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
EYE-PATCH WILLY lost to TYPHUS in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge fray.
AJA was devastated by JAMES DICKEY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
GEMINI CROQUETTE executed JAX in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MANDROID was beaten by HELEN BADE in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
PREDATOR was unbelievably bested by RUSTON in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
CASTILLON overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VITRIOL overpowered PERVIS LESLEY in a 1 minute uneven fray.
JOHN DONNE was handily defeated by PENGO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FLYING TURTLE savagely defeated MEATWOOD FLACK in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's fight.
BAT PENATAR overpowered JAMIE BARTON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MR. WEEMS overpowered MILEY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SAMUEL BECKETT viciously subdued PRINCE HOYT in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
WROTHGARR overcame HAWKWOOD in a action packed 1 minute bout.
SUMMIT SAGA beat BLACK DEATH in a 1 minute competition.
BOUVINES vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
ROXSTAR handily defeated CHRIS KOHLER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HARBRINGER demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BARANACLE BILL beat I'M DRUNK in a action packed 3 minute novice's bout.
GERTRUDE STEIN murdered EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT in a 1 minute uneven contest.
TRUE GRITS defeated COTTON MOUTH in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
BENT PADDLE was luckily beaten by POST in a action packed 6 minute novice's struggle.
ACE HARRIER demolished HOTSPUR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OSCAR WILDE narrowly killed EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 43 - 33 - 2 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 23 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 44 - 38 - 5 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 20 - 1 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 58 - 63 - 5 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 WALL OF STEEL 24 - 27 - 3 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 BASHING ATTACK 40 - 46 - 2 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 LUNGING ATTACK 51 - 59 - 8 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 19 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 16 - 0 36 |
Turn 337 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 6 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 7 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SKINNY LENNY 2971 15 6 0 131 SHANGHAIED (161)
BASHING ATTACK WHAM! 3183 17 10 1 105 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
AIMED BLOW CASTILLON 3268 11 1 0 99 DARQUE AGES (29)
WALL OF STEEL EVON 3067 25 20 0 95 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
PARRY-LUNGE PRETTY PETUNIA 3130 20 14 1 84 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
SLASHING ATTACK FLYING TURTLE 3201 16 9 2 82 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
TOTAL PARRY VITRIOL 3219 12 11 0 79 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
LUNGING ATTACK RICKY BOBBY 3262 8 5 2 77 OAKLEAF (184)
PARRY-STRIKE MR. WEEMS 3193 10 8 0 62 THE COMMODORES (150)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171. The most popular warrior
this turn was MIM JORRISON 3308. The ten other most popular fighters were BENT
PADDLE 3312, WROTHGARR 3248, I'M DRUNK 3337, RICKY BOBBY 3262, JAX 3319, PREDATOR
3209, FLYING TURTLE 3201, SAMUEL BECKETT 3225, HOTTER POCKET 3305, and PRINCESS HOYT
3125.
The least popular fighter this week was POST 3339. The other ten least popular
fighters were HOTSPUR 3335, CHRIS KOHLER 3299, MILEY 3249, JAMIE BARTON 3166, JOHN
DONNE 3214, AJA 3309, EYE-PATCH WILLY 3020, SLACK BABBATH 3162, MAGE DAN 3286, and
FATTY BURGER 3315.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
FRAID NOUGHT (81-3172) BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)