DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/12/2020 Duedate: 02/25/2020
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-339
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CASTILLON
DARQUE AGES (29)
(81-3268) [12-2-0,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CASTILLON POSITION IS EMPTY
DARQUE AGES (29)
(81-3268) [12-2-0,112]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LEPER'S OTHER HAND PRINCESS HOYT
BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
(81-3171) [15-16-1,86] (81-3125) [17-21-3,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHANGHAIED (161)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DARQUE AGES (29) 48
2. OTTO'S DINER (96) 45 SHANGHAIED (161)
3. OAKLEAF (184) 26 Unchartered Team
4. THE COMMODORES (150) 25
5. INEBRIATION (27) 19 CM-THE MENTORS (168)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SHANGHAIED (161) 218 149 8 59.4 1/ 1 SHANGHAIED (161) 11 4 0
2/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 700 557 22 55.7 2/ 4 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 9 6 0
3/ 4 OAKLEAF (184) 85 73 6 53.8 3/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29) 9 6 0
4/ 3 DARQUE AGES (29) 769 675 33 53.3 4/ 9 THE COMMODORES (150) 9 6 0
5/ 6 THE COMMODORES (150) 314 295 9 51.6 5/ 2 LITERATE LOONS (40) 8 7 3
6/ 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 600 567 24 51.4 6/ 8 OAKLEAF (184) 8 7 0
7/ 7 PRAY THE GODS (155) 287 273 19 51.3 7/ 3 OTTO'S DINER (96) 7 8 2
8/ 8 OTTO'S DINER (96) 689 676 42 50.5 8/14 INEBRIATION (27) 7 8 1
9/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 388 387 17 50.1 9/ 5 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 7 8 0
10/10 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 162 168 15 49.1 10/11 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 6 8 1
11/11 LITERATE LOONS (40) 499 570 23 46.7 11/ 7 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182) 6 9 1
12/13 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182) 100 119 6 45.7 12/12 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167) 5 10 0
13/12 OHS ALUMNI (183) 94 113 8 45.4 13/10 PRAY THE GODS (155) 4 4 0
14/14 INEBRIATION (27) 270 404 20 40.1 14/13 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 3 7 0
15-15*PLAGUE WRAITHS (185) 16 29 2 35.6 15/15 OHS ALUMNI (183) 3 11 1
16/16 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167) 23 42 4 35.4 16-16*PLAGUE WRAITHS (185) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Dark Stoicism
The giant sword cut a furrow into the dirt. The night's light reflected from a few
patches on its slowly rusting blade, which rose out through an upturned mouth. The
ricasso head stretched past a crossguard of outstretched hands. The stylized fighter
handle stood on a pommel skull. Two beefy hands grasped the figure's body. The sword
was massive, like the warrior holding it, called Stoic. The sword was sleek and
battle-worn, the warrior was bloated and uncertain. Towering though he was, even under
plates of armor, fat rolls peeked out. One might wonder if the cook decided to go to
war while the soldiers stayed in the kitchen.
Stoic looked back. His manager, memory, had been there just a moment ago, but the tree
line had misted over, obscuring the entrance. He shrugged under the weight of the
armor and looked through his helmet. The moonlight was bright on a clearing in the
forest. All was deadly quiet, night mist roiling. His sollrets clunking through patchy
grass occasionally broke the silence. It would be serene, but he could feel eyes
everywhere and the promise of death. This was not a quiet forest and certainly not the
boisterous and sandy arena he normally fought in. This was the Dark Arena, final
resting spot of the failed gladiator.
* * *
"I can do better. I can! Please!" Stoic pleaded but memory was unmoved. "My decision
is final. You don't have the desire to live a life of war. You have not grown into the
gladiator name I gave you." Stoic was on his knees, begging, searching memory's
unseeing eyes for hope. Memory's mouth tightened as he let out an almost imperceptible
sigh. He pulled the hood of his tight black cloak over his head, turned, and drifted
away.
"Wyvern, please. Surely you can save me?" The trainer put a hand on his shoulder. With
Stoic on his knees, he and the diminutive trainer were eye to eye. An immortal warrior
with many years and many deaths behind her, she did not harbor his fear of the
unknown. "Today's fight is over. Tomorrow we will train for the next." She locked eyes
with him, passing on some of her inner resolve. "Come," she bade, as she led him from
the infirmary back to their training hall.
* * *
A biting pain seared through an exposed flap of skin on his stomach. His mind had
wandered away from the fight. His opponent, a Dark Arena champion, had entered
silently. An elf stood before him, two feet shorter, but standing tall and towering
above Stoic by confidence and bearing if not physical height. He might have been a
glimmering angel, moonbeams dancing on exquisite silver mail. The elf brought his
needle-thin sword up, hilt to face, blade skyward, in honorable warrior salute. He was
sure he had won, and everyone knew it. He had time to honor the walking dead.
* * *
Old Wyvern snaked a short spear under his guard, stopping just short of cutting. She
always used her deadly spear, even in training, such was her skill and control. He had
a greatsword, blunted for training, but massive. "I can barely move it. How can I
train or fight if it's too heavy?" He felt a familiar and painful whack from the blunt
end of Wyvern's spear. "Don't blame the sword. Desire victory and the sword will
move." She struck again and he moved to the side, not moving the sword so much as
standing it in the path of the attack. The parry was unorthodox but successful.
"That'll do. Now strike!"
* * *
Stoic tried to recall his training as the fight continued. It wasn't working. He was
bleeding profusely. He fell back on his reserves of strength and willpower. Slash,
cut, smash... the elf was striking every weak spot in his armor, inflicting damage at
will. Circle, stab, circle, slash, circle, cut. Stoic had been on the ground twice
before struggling to his feet, stumbling and throwing up defenses with little success.
He felt frustrated and clumsy but kept defending. Maybe the attacks were coming more
slowly...
* * *
The arena crowd was restless, only moderately attentive to the morning's rookie
warriors. The sand worked its way between his toes. He was just a boy. His parents did
not love their son so much as an arena bounty. Stoic was scared and slow and the man
in front of him wished him harm. And harm he did. Stoic cowered behind his shield,
without even a weapon. "It's better this way. Rely on your hands. I want to see what
you can do," memory had said. Stoic was bruised and bleeding. His opponent was more
tired than injured, exhausted, really. Under a slowly diminishing rain of blows, Stoic
heard calls from his teammates. "Now strike!" They were yelling frantically. He peered
over his shield to see his opponent, sweating, breathing heavily, grip loosening on
his sword. The attacking gladiator overextended above his head, ready to deliver
another hacking, unopposed blow. Stoic roared upward to his full height, at the same
time sending his shield through the surprised gladiator's face. Blood spattered, he
flipped once and landed face down with a thud, sword flying end over end to land ten
feet away. The crowd gasped for a moment then roared. His team roared. He looked to
see memory, gazing forward blindly as always, but clearly smiling at him.
* * *
Back in the night mist, he was tired and hurt. After a long fight, minutes under this
barrage. It must happen soon. Stoic knew he would die. But he wasn't dead yet. He saw
the elf circling, waiting for another attack. He saw the moonlight and the trees. He
felt the watching eyes. He felt memory and old Wyvern and his team. He knew they could
see. He felt his opponents and all the gladiators in him for this moment. He felt his
parents, who only saw in him a mouth to feed. He saw the high elf, still glistening,
now with sweat -- still looking down on Stoic -- looking down not with haughty
indignation as before, but the desperation of a man trying to chop down a stone tower
and just realizing his error. Stoic saw not confidence but desperation. For the first
time, resignation gave way to fury. "Strike Now," he heard in his mind.
The elf leapt forward, blade flashing. Stoic spun to his right, pulling the massive
blade in his wake. The elf and his blade shot through the spot Stoic had been, then
turned back in disbelief at the unexpected life in his easy quarry. "Strike Now,"
Stoic thought, as he continued his spin, continued his fury, pulling the blade full
circle, letting out a roar that called all the judging eyes to witness.
The blade felt warm in his hand. He struggled to catch his breath. The arc of the
blade had pulled him another half circle away from his opponent. He looked back at the
elf, ready for the next attack. The elf's body stood, head lying on its shoulder, neck
detached entirely where the blade had hewn through. The head's eyes were still open,
judging differently now, askew. Immortal these Dark Arena champions were, and
immortality makes death an odd thing. Stoic fell to his knees, sobbing. The fight was
over. And it might never end.
-- memory
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Skinny Lenny held his arms straight over his head, waggling his hands on the ends.
"What, in the name of DeGotti, are you doing?" BlackHart demanded.
"Practicing my 'Immortal Day' parade wave" Lenny replied back, smiling a giant teeth-
baring smile.
"There is no such thing as an Immortal Day parade, you dandy!"
"There is now. I coordinated it through our team treasurer and told him you had
already approved it." Skinny Lenny replied, grinning mischievously. "It's already
paid for."
BlackHart's face went blood red with rage. "You did what?!?! Why I ought to..."
"Kill me?" Lenny interrupted, smiling sweetly. "You can't. I'm immortal."
"Oh, I can most certainly kill you. And it will hurt the whole time I'm doing it.
And then when you revive, because you're immortal, I can kill you again." BlackHart
replied in a low, stone cold voice.
Skinny Lenny gulped.
SPY REPORT
Good afternoon, duel fans! Guess what day it is? Come on! Guess what day it is!
Yes, it is hump day, but that isn't important. It is arena day in Shadowspire! Yes,
I knew you would get it with the right amount of support, prodding, and me giving you
the answer. Great job! Okay, enough! It is time to look at the fights and figures
for turn 339.
We knew that we were getting a new Duelmaster this turn because Skinny Lenny is off to
the Isle after fighting today. What we did not know is whether our new Duelmaster was
going to win the throne like a true warrior or sneak his or her way into the big chair
like a corrupt politician, purely on recognition and a questionable work record! Last
turn's title fight saw Skinny Lenny challenging Castillon. In this turn's title
fight, we see Lord Protector Skinny Lenny randomly matching up with Castillon! Come
on, Shadowspire! You're getting a bit bland, especially with all the Challenger
Champions in the arena!
The outcome was different this turn though as Castillon defeated Skinny Lenny in a 1-
minute bout. I wonder if BlackHart killed Lenny a few times before the fight? I
guess that could account for some sluggishness. Oh well, I guess congrats are in
order for our new Duelmaster Castillon. He is managed by Master Darque. I would also
wish Skinny Lenny well as he travels to the Isle of the Eye!
Shanghaied remains the top team in the arena, but Cult of Bacchus, Darque Ages, and
The Commodores are poised to take over at any moment. Shanghaied is enjoying their 11-
4-0 record, but the previously mentioned trio are threatening with 9-6-0 records and
the 2nd through 4th spots. Looking at how the Commission has released the report, I'm
guessing the order is alphabetized. And deadly with swords or pens, Literate Loons
closes out the top 5 with an 8-7-3 record. Yikes! Three kills and not even the
typically passive and friendly arena stand bys are safe! The turn's largest gain
belongs to Inebriation (6 spot jump) and the largest drop is a tie between Otto's
Diner and Dyslexic Music (4 place drop).
The most avoided team in the arena is Cult of Bacchus. They were mostly avoided by
Shadowspire's top team, Shanghaied. The most challenged warrior this turn belongs to
Pray the Gods. Tummy Tum Tum, whose name I enjoy saying, found himself the object of
much attention! Oakleafer and plug-tobacco enthusiast Ricky Bobby challenged TTT, but
I am going to wager he is disappointed with the result! Tummy Tum Tum beat Ricky
Bobby in a 3-minute fight. Wasn't that exciting!?!?
Time to say goodbye, ya bums! It has been a blast as always to share with you all the
news worth knowing in Shadowspire. Not sure where I am going after today's games. I
guess I could go to Otto's Diner and count the health code violations like I do every
Wednesday. Bah, I'll think of something! Until next time, keep your blades sharp,
your hammers shiny, and a few other gladiator cliches that the old people like to
spout off when closing a spy report.
-- Huard DePriest
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CASTILLON 3268 12 2 0 112 DARQUE AGES (29)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHATEVS 3218 13 7 1 110 OAKLEAF (184)
PENGO 3202 11 8 1 110 THE COMMODORES (150)
TUMMY TUM TUM 3223 12 8 0 105 PRAY THE GODS (155)
WHAM! 3183 18 11 1 103 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
EVON 3067 27 20 0 102 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
RICKY BOBBY 3262 9 6 2 93 OAKLEAF (184)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PAVIL 2270 24 15 0 90 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
MEATWOOD FLACK 3070 21 23 0 89 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
PERVIS LESLEY 3178 12 15 2 87 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171 15 16 1 86 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
MR. WEEMS 3193 12 8 0 86 THE COMMODORES (150)
PRETTY PETUNIA 3130 21 15 1 85 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
FLYING TURTLE 3201 17 10 2 85 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
BAT PENATAR 3075 16 27 0 84 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
PRINCESS HOYT 3125 17 21 3 83 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
VITRIOL 3219 13 12 0 79 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
BOUVINES 3265 12 3 0 73 DARQUE AGES (29)
SUSIE STEFFEN 3139 17 19 1 71 OHS ALUMNI (183)
TARLEE 2891 13 14 0 68 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAMIE BARTON 3166 11 21 3 65 OHS ALUMNI (183)
HAWKWOOD 3293 7 4 0 65 DARQUE AGES (29)
ANDY SKILDOM 3239 12 9 1 64 OHS ALUMNI (183)
JAMES DICKEY 3250 8 11 0 64 LITERATE LOONS (40)
SLACK BABBATH 3162 14 15 1 60 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOHN DONNE 3214 13 13 0 56 LITERATE LOONS (40)
QWINN 2958 12 8 3 55 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
HELEN BADE 3021 9 4 0 49 SHANGHAIED (161)
GEMINI CROQUETTE 3282 6 6 2 49 OTTO'S DINER (96)
BARANACLE BILL 3089 6 1 0 48 SHANGHAIED (161)
SAMUEL BECKETT 3225 10 14 3 47 LITERATE LOONS (40)
HOTTER POCKET 3305 6 3 1 45 OTTO'S DINER (96)
YOSHA 3264 6 5 1 45 PRAY THE GODS (155)
WROTHGARR 3248 8 11 0 44 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
-TYPHUS 3273 4 5 0 39 PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)
SAVAGE 3210 4 2 0 37 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
PRINCE HOYT 3263 10 5 0 35 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
SUMMIT SAGA 3261 9 5 0 34 INEBRIATION (27)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAGE DAN 3286 6 5 1 33 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
FATTY BURGER 3315 5 2 2 33 OTTO'S DINER (96)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLACK DEATH 3276 4 5 0 33 PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)
-HARBRINGER 3306 3 3 0 30 PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)
EYE-PATCH WILLY 3020 7 6 0 27 SHANGHAIED (161)
JUMANJI 3344 2 0 0 25 OAKLEAF (184)
CHRIS KOHLER 3299 5 4 0 24 OHS ALUMNI (183)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SURLY 3297 5 4 0 23 INEBRIATION (27)
PREDATOR 3209 1 5 0 22 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
HUNTER 3208 4 2 0 19 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
SCRIPTORIA 3348 2 0 0 17 DARQUE AGES (29)
I'M DRUNK 3337 1 2 0 17 INEBRIATION (27)
MANDROID 3295 3 7 0 16 THE COMMODORES (150)
RUSTON 3311 4 3 0 15 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
BEAST WITHIN 3346 1 1 0 15 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
GERTRUDE STEIN 3325 3 2 1 12 LITERATE LOONS (40)
ROXSTAR 3301 2 6 0 12 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
MIM JORRISON 3308 1 7 1 12 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
POST 3339 3 0 0 10 SHANGHAIED (161)
DISVENYA 3314 2 3 0 10 PRAY THE GODS (155)
WALKEN 3318 2 3 0 9 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
RIDWAN 3341 1 0 0 9 PRAY THE GODS (155)
ACE HARRIER 3333 2 1 0 7 THE COMMODORES (150)
BENT PADDLE 3312 0 7 0 7 INEBRIATION (27)
COTTON MOUTH 3338 1 2 1 6 INEBRIATION (27)
IMTEP SNARLJAW 3328 1 3 0 6 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
TRUE GRITS 3327 1 3 0 6 OTTO'S DINER (96)
DRAGON 3350 1 0 0 6 OAKLEAF (184)
SPAZ 3351 1 0 0 5 OAKLEAF (184)
MARCIA LYONS 3349 0 1 0 1 OHS ALUMNI (183)
RAGE 3353 0 1 0 1 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
UCHI MATA 3352 0 1 0 1 THE COMMODORES (150)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DUKE OF PAIN 3320 0 2 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 HOTTER POCKET 3305 335 NOT REVENGED
RUG 9263 3355 0 1 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39 SHEWISH GIANT 339 NONE
ULMANN 3252 5 8 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39 SAMUEL BECKETT 3225 338
DA 81 3354 0 1 0 DARQUE AGES 29 MOUNTAIN TROLL 339 NONE
ST. BONAVENTURE 3272 5 4 1 DARQUE AGES 29 QWINN 2958 335 NOT REVENGED
HOPSECUTIONER 3316 1 2 0 INEBRIATION 27 MIM JORRISON 3308 336 JUST REVENGED
OSCAR WILDE 3336 1 2 1 LITERATE LOONS 40 SHEWISH GIANT 339 NONE
TOM STOPPARD 3198 15 10 0 LITERATE LOONS 40 QWINN 2958 336 REVENGED
AJA 3309 3 4 0 OAKLEAF 184 GEMINI CROQUETTE 3282 338 JUST REVENGED
JAX 3319 3 1 0 OAKLEAF 184 GEMINI CROQUETTE 3282 337 JUST REVENGED
FRESH 'N FRUITY 3324 0 1 0 OTTO'S DINER 96 BEAST WITHIN 3322 335 REVENGED
GUMBO NO-NO 3343 0 2 0 OTTO'S DINER 96 DARK CHAMPION 339 NONE
HOT POCKET 3242 9 10 1 OTTO'S DINER 96 ANDY SKILDOM 3239 337
ATHILEST 3342 0 1 0 PRAY THE GODS 155 SPYMASTER 339 NONE
HARSH 3285 5 2 0 PRAY THE GODS 155 SLACK BABBATH 3162 336
SUNCHA 3300 3 2 0 PRAY THE GODS 155 MILEY 3249 336
EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT 3347 0 1 0 PRIMAL INSTINCT 167 COTTON MOUTH 3338 338 JUST REVENGED
EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT 3331 0 1 0 PRIMAL INSTINCT 167 GERTRUDE STEIN 3325 337 JUST REVENGED
EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT 3211 1 2 1 PRIMAL INSTINCT 167 MAGE DAN 3286 336 REVENGED
MILEY 3249 11 8 3 WICKED MARTYRS 148 PERVIS LESLEY 3178 339
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OSCAR WILDE was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GUMBO NO-NO was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
ATHILEST was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
RUG 9263 was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DA 81 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
WHATEVS subdued GEMINI CROQUETTE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Bloodfeud competition.
SUMMIT SAGA won victory over MIM JORRISON in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
PREDATOR beat GERTRUDE STEIN in a 1 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
BEAST WITHIN handily defeated COTTON MOUTH in a 2 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
RICKY BOBBY lost to TUMMY TUM TUM in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
PENGO vanquished FLYING TURTLE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MR. WEEMS overpowered JAMIE BARTON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SUSIE STEFFEN was savagely defeated by LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 3 minute fight.
MEATWOOD FLACK outwaited VITRIOL in a 9 minute brutal veteran's Challenge contest.
ANDY SKILDOM devastated WROTHGARR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HAWKWOOD handily defeated YOSHA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HELEN BADE defeated SAVAGE in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge struggle.
EYE-PATCH WILLY was handily defeated by HOTTER POCKET in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
FATTY BURGER devastated RUSTON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BENT PADDLE was beaten by MANDROID in a 1 minute Challenge match.
DISVENYA was narrowly defeated by PRINCE HOYT in a 14 minute Challenge bout.
SCRIPTORIA unbelievably bested ROXSTAR in a popular 5 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
SKINNY LENNY was demolished by CASTILLON in a 1 minute uneven Title bout.
BAT PENATAR was handily defeated by WHAM! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
EVON overpowered TARLEE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
PAVIL luckily beat PRINCESS HOYT in a action packed 5 minute brutal veteran's bout.
BOUVINES won victory over JAMES DICKEY in a 3 minute fray.
PRETTY PETUNIA overpowered QWINN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
SLACK BABBATH won victory over DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute bout.
PERVIS LESLEY slew MILEY in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SAMUEL BECKETT was handily defeated by BARANACLE BILL in a 6 minute one-sided fight.
JOHN DONNE demolished CHRIS KOHLER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
HUNTER was beaten by MAGE DAN in a 2 minute fray.
SURLY narrowly defeated TRUE GRITS in a 5 minute gruesome contest.
IMTEP SNARLJAW was defeated by RIDWAN in a exciting 1 minute novice's struggle.
I'M DRUNK bested WALKEN in a 3 minute gory beginner's bout.
POST outlasted UCHI MATA in a monotonous 13 minute gruesome amateur's match.
ACE HARRIER was overpowered by JUMANJI in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DRAGON beat RAGE in a 2 minute novice's competition.
SPAZ unbelievably bested MARCIA LYONS in a popular 6 minute brutal novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 11 TOTAL PARRY 35 - 21 - 0 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 45 - 38 - 2 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 35 - 4 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 BASHING ATTACK 43 - 45 - 4 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 WALL OF STEEL 25 - 27 - 4 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 25 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 STRIKING ATTACK 56 - 65 - 4 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 LUNGING ATTACK 51 - 60 - 8 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 23 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 15 - 0 29 |
Turn 339 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 7 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW CASTILLON 3268 12 2 0 112 DARQUE AGES (29)
STRIKING ATTACK WHATEVS 3218 13 7 1 110 OAKLEAF (184)
BASHING ATTACK WHAM! 3183 18 11 1 103 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
WALL OF STEEL EVON 3067 27 20 0 102 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
LUNGING ATTACK RICKY BOBBY 3262 9 6 2 93 OAKLEAF (184)
TOTAL PARRY PAVIL 2270 24 15 0 90 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
PARRY-STRIKE MR. WEEMS 3193 12 8 0 86 THE COMMODORES (150)
PARRY-LUNGE PRETTY PETUNIA 3130 21 15 1 85 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
SLASHING ATTACK FLYING TURTLE 3201 17 10 2 85 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171. The most popular warrior
this turn was PRINCESS HOYT 3125. The ten other most popular fighters were ROXSTAR
3301, MARCIA LYONS 3349, WHATEVS 3218, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171, PRETTY PETUNIA 3130,
I'M DRUNK 3337, RUG 9263 3355, BEAST WITHIN 3346, RICKY BOBBY 3262, and TUMMY TUM TUM
3223.
The least popular fighter this week was PRINCE HOYT 3263. The other ten least
popular fighters were DISVENYA 3314, POST 3339, MEATWOOD FLACK 3070, UCHI MATA 3352,
SPAZ 3351, ACE HARRIER 3333, WALKEN 3318, SURLY 3297, SAMUEL BECKETT 3225, and BENT
PADDLE 3312.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
EVON (81-3067) CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SKINNY LENNY (81-2971) SHANGHAIED (161)