DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/08/2020    Duedate: 04/21/2020

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-343

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PAVIL
CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
(81-2270) [27-16-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BAT PENATAR                    POSITION IS EMPTY
DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)           
(81-3075) [18-29-1,125]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LEPER'S OTHER HAND             ROXSTAR
BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)        CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
(81-3171) [17-18-2,90]         (81-3301) [4-8-0,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

 (-1)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OHS ALUMNI (183)            41
2. DARQUE AGES (29)            39      CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
3. PRAY THE GODS (155)         36      Unchartered Team
4. CLAN LONGBEARD (39)         33
5. THE COMMODORES (150)        33       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SHANGHAIED (161)         223 154  8 59.2   1/ 2 INEBRIATION (27)          9  6 1
 2/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      710 566 22 55.6   2/10 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)      9  6 1
 3/ 4 DARQUE AGES (29)         777 685 33 53.1   3/ 1 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      8  6 1
 4/ 3 OAKLEAF (184)             93  85  6 52.2   4/ 5 OHS ALUMNI (183)          8  7 1
 5/ 5 THE COMMODORES (150)     325 304  9 51.7   5/ 6 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       8  7 0
 6/ 6 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      611 576 24 51.5   6/ 7 THE COMMODORES (150)      8  7 0
 7/ 7 PRAY THE GODS (155)      294 285 20 50.8   7/ 9 OTTO'S DINER (96)         7  8 0
 8/ 8 OTTO'S DINER (96)        698 687 42 50.4   8/ 4 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   7  8 0
 9/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     399 394 18 50.3   9/13 DARQUE AGES (29)          6  8 0
10/10 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)  171 179 16 48.9  10/14 PRAY THE GODS (155)       6  9 1
11/11 LITERATE LOONS (40)      504 585 23 46.3  11/ 8 OAKLEAF (184)             6  9 0
12/12 OHS ALUMNI (183)         105 122  9 46.3  12-12 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)     5  5 0
13/13 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)     110 129  7 46.0  13/ 3 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       5  9 0
14/14 INEBRIATION (27)         282 412 21 40.6  14/15 LITERATE LOONS (40)       5 10 0
15-15 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)     28  47  4 37.3  15-11 SHANGHAIED (161)          2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

It's been a quite awhile since a member of the Longbeards has sat atop the throne.  I 
got lucky with my challenge going through and was able to withstand Leper's onslaught.  
Well fought Leper.  I am not sure if I will be defending the throne, because my boss 
is halfway through a Doctor ordered quarantine for possibly having the virus, so he 
was afraid to submit any paperwork to the commission.

We will see what happens, Stay safe out there.

                                             -- Your Duelmaster, 
                                                    Pavil

                                      SPY REPORT

Yeah, yeah, it's time for the arena report!  I am glad to still be working with all 
the shutdowns that have taken place.  Luckily, the continued defense of Alastari 
against the forces of chaos is an essential service, so the games must continue! I 
won't' waste my time pointing fingers about this pandemic, but we are certain it is 
Otto's fault or at least his diner.  I'm not sure how involved he is in the day-to-day 
operations being an important manager and all.  Oh well, you came to hear about the 
games, so let's get started!

Title fights are always fun.  I particularly like them when the current Duelmaster has 
something to lose.  I mean, graduation is nice, but it kinda takes the "oomph" out of 
the title fight when we know that win or lose, we get a new Duelmaster.  Pavil took 
the throne last turn but didn't have an invite waiting for him, so that means we get a 
TITLE DEFENSE fight.  Arena veteran, Princess Hoyt, wanted a shot and filled out the 
proper paperwork.  If only the fights were as easy as the arena bureaucracy!  Pavil 
beat Princess Hoyt and keeps the title for another turn.  There was NOT an invite, so 
we get another meaningful fight next turn.  Congrats to Pavil, who is managed by 
Visionist.
 
We had a few deaths this turn outside of the Dark Arena.  I expected a more dramatic 
exit from Oscar Wilde, but he leaves the arena with an 0-4 record.  I know that sounds 
cold, but Oscar said, "Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow."  The other 
death comes from another fount of wisdom, Ricky Bobby.  Ricky Bobby challenged down to 
fight Bat Penatar and as you can guess since he died, it did not end well. May we 
always remember Ricky for reminding us that, "if you're not first, you're last."  I 
guess if you aren't living, you're dead.

The most avoided team this week is Pray the Gods.  They were mostly avoided by Big 
Lake Solution.  The most challenged warrior distinction goes to Tarlee of Clan 
Longbeard.  You would think Tarlee's teammate, you know the Duelmaster, would be the 
most challenged.  Once again, managers of Shadowspire show they prefer the low hanging 
fruit. Anyway, Tarlee fought Slack Babbath, and SB won in a 2-minute fight.

We don't have a top team and it looks pretty clogged in the top ranks, so I'm going to 
close it out here.  Come back next week . . . oh wait, we still can't do that can we?  
Alright, check back with us in a few weeks and I will once again describe to you the 
awesome fights that I got to watch because I'm essential . . . or sacrificial.  I'm 
not sure I like either of those terms!  Whatever! Come back when you can, but send 
your warriors and their orders ASAP!

                                          -- Huard DePriest

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAVIL 2270                   27  16  0   108       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAT PENATAR 3075             18  29  1   125       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PENGO 3202                   14   9  1   117       THE COMMODORES (150)
 MR. WEEMS 3193               15   9  0   110       THE COMMODORES (150)
 WHAM! 3183                   21  12  1   102       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 PRINCESS HOYT 3125           18  24  3   100       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 PERVIS LESLEY 3178           14  17  2    96       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 BOUVINES 3265                15   4  0    95       DARQUE AGES (29)
 CASTILLON 3268               14   4  0    95       DARQUE AGES (29)
 MEATWOOD FLACK 3070          23  25  0    94       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 FLYING TURTLE 3201           20  11  2    91       WICKED MARTYRS (148)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171      17  18  2    90       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 PRETTY PETUNIA 3130          23  17  1    87       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 VITRIOL 3219                 15  14  0    85       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 SUSIE STEFFEN 3139           19  21  2    81       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 QWINN 2958                   15   9  3    81       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 ANDY SKILDOM 3239            14  11  1    80       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 SLACK BABBATH 3162           17  16  1    75       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 TUMMY TUM TUM 3223           12  12  0    71       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 JOHN DONNE 3214              15  15  0    68       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 TARLEE 2891                  14  17  0    68       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOTTER POCKET 3305            9   4  1    66       OTTO'S DINER (96)
-BARANACLE BILL 3089           8   1  0    64       SHANGHAIED (161)
 CHRIS KOHLER 3299             8   5  0    60       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 I'M DRUNK 3337                5   2  0    58       INEBRIATION (27)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGE DAN 3286                 9   6  1    56       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
-HELEN BADE 3021              10   5  0    55       SHANGHAIED (161)
 SAMUEL BECKETT 3225          11  17  3    53       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 WALKEN 3318                   4   5  0    50       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 JAMES DICKEY 3250            10  13  0    48       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 PRINCE HOYT 3263             11   8  0    44       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 WROTHGARR 3248               10  13  0    43       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
-SAVAGE 3210                   5   3  0    41       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
 SUMMIT SAGA 3261             11   7  0    40       INEBRIATION (27)
 YOSHA 3264                    7   8  1    36       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 CURIOUS AGGRESSION 3357       4   0  0    36       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEMINI CROQUETTE 3282         7   9  2    33       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 MARCIA LYONS 3349             3   2  0    33       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 MANDROID 3295                 5   9  0    32       THE COMMODORES (150)
-BEAST WITHIN 3346             3   1  0    32       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
 DISVENYA 3314                 4   5  0    31       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 RIDWAN 3341                   4   1  1    30       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 BENT PADDLE 3312              2   9  1    30       INEBRIATION (27)
-EYE-PATCH WILLY 3020          7   8  0    29       SHANGHAIED (161)
 ROXSTAR 3301                  4   8  0    28       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 SURLY 3297                    7   6  0    27       INEBRIATION (27)
-HUNTER 3208                   5   3  0    25       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
 COTTON MOUTH 3338             3   4  1    25       INEBRIATION (27)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VLADIMIR POUTINE 3358         3   1  0    23       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 DRAGON 3350                   3   2  0    23       OAKLEAF (184)
 RUSTON 3311                   5   6  0    21       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 BATATOUILLE 3380              1   0  0    20       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 MIM JORRISON 3308             2  10  1    19       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 JUMANJI 3344                  3   3  0    18       OAKLEAF (184)
-POLLY CRACKERS 3359           1   1  0    16       SHANGHAIED (161)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PREDATOR 3209                 1   7  0    15       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
-POST 3339                     4   1  0    13       SHANGHAIED (161)
 ZLATA 3368                    1   1  1    13       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 SCRIPTORIA 3348               3   3  0    12       DARQUE AGES (29)
 IMTEP SNARLJAW 3328           2   6  0    12       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 DALLISTIX 3378                1   0  0    10       THE COMMODORES (150)
-RAGE 3370                     1   0  0     9       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
 XAVIER 3360                   2   2  0     8       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 RAIN DROP 3365                1   1  0     7       OAKLEAF (184)
 CRUX GENNATA 3382             1   0  0     6       DARQUE AGES (29)
 SALMA 3364                    1   1  0     6       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 TINY DANCER 3376              1   0  0     5       OAKLEAF (184)
 WALTER RALEIGH 3369           0   2  0     2       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 SCRAMBLED DREGS 3381          0   1  0     1       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 BOUNTY BOB 3379               0   1  0     1       THE COMMODORES (150)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CALAIS 3363             1  1 0 DARQUE AGES 29       RIDWAN 3341           342   
DEAD 3383               0  1 0 DARQUE AGES 29       STONE GOLEM           343  NONE
HAWKWOOD 3293           7  5 0 DARQUE AGES 29       LEPER'S OTHER HA 3171 340   
GERTRUDE STEIN 3325     3  4 1 LITERATE LOONS 40    BENT PADDLE 3312      341  REVENGED
OSCAR WILDE 3356        0  4 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    ZLATA 3368            343   
RICKY BOBBY 3262       10  9 2 OAKLEAF 184          BAT PENATAR 3075      343   
REALLY? 3377            0  1 0 OHS ALUMNI 183       ARENAMASTER           343  NONE
GODLESS 3361            1  2 0 PRAY THE GODS 155    BANDIT PRINCE         343  NONE
MILEY 3249             11  8 3 WICKED MARTYRS 148   PERVIS LESLEY 3178    339  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Meatwood Flack -- You are getting on my nerves. Be Gone! -- Pavil

Slack Babbath -- Thanks for teaching me it is time to change my strategy. -- Tarlee

Bouvines -- How the hell did I win that ffight? -- Qwinn

Ace Hammer -- Jeees watch where you swing that thing! -- Walken

Marcia Lyons -- Hope the buttocks is healing quickly. -- Xavier

Samuel Beckett -- Vengence is mine. -- Tarlee

Pervis Lesley -- Just couldn't get it turned around, Well fought. -- Qwinn

Yosha -- Well that was easier than I thought it would be. -- Walken

Vladimir Poutine -- You sir are quick and deadly. -- Xavier

Congrats to Evon and Whatevs on your invites to the Isle. -- Clan Longbeard

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GODLESS was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
REALLY? was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DEAD was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND was bested by WHAM! in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
PRINCESS HOYT was unbelievably bested by PAVIL in a 4 minute Challenge Title brawl.
PENGO overpowered FLYING TURTLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
RICKY BOBBY was assassinated by BAT PENATAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SLACK BABBATH won victory over TARLEE in a popular 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
TUMMY TUM TUM lost to QWINN in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
BOUVINES beat VITRIOL in a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
SUSIE STEFFEN was savagely defeated by PERVIS LESLEY in a 4 minute Challenge match.
SUMMIT SAGA was devastated by JOHN DONNE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
I'M DRUNK devastated MANDROID in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
CHRIS KOHLER handily defeated WROTHGARR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
YOSHA defeated VLADIMIR POUTINE in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner Challenge struggle.
CURIOUS AGGRESSION luckily beat ROXSTAR in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
JUMANJI was beaten by BENT PADDLE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
COTTON MOUTH overpowered SCRIPTORIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RAIN DROP was defeated by MIM JORRISON in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
RIDWAN overpowered RUSTON in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MR. WEEMS handily defeated MEATWOOD FLACK in a 2 minute bloody uneven duel.
ANDY SKILDOM savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 2 minute gory match.
PRETTY PETUNIA was vanquished by CASTILLON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOTTER POCKET savagely defeated PRINCE HOYT in a exciting 4 minute gruesome bout.
JAMES DICKEY beat GEMINI CROQUETTE in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
SAMUEL BECKETT was overpowered by WALKEN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MAGE DAN handily defeated DRAGON in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SURLY was defeated by DISVENYA in a 4 minute gruesome duel.
IMTEP SNARLJAW was overpowered by MARCIA LYONS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
XAVIER was defeated by DALLISTIX in a 1 minute novice's bout.
SALMA beat WALTER RALEIGH in a 2 minute novice's fray.
ZLATA butchered OSCAR WILDE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BOUNTY BOB was bested by CRUX GENNATA in a 2 minute bloody novice's battle.
BATATOUILLE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SCRAMBLED DREGS was subdued by TINY DANCER in a exciting 3 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       42 -  27 -  0      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  27 -  5      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -  27 -  2      51  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  30 -  3      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         BASHING ATTACK    47 -  48 -  5      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        46 -  47 -  1      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  57 -  7      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  24 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  63 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  16 -  0      24  |

Turn 343 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  5         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PAVIL 2270                 27  16  0  108 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
STRIKING ATTACK  PENGO 3202                 14   9  1  117 THE COMMODORES (150)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR. WEEMS 3193             15   9  0  110 THE COMMODORES (150)
BASHING ATTACK   WHAM! 3183                 21  12  1  102 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
AIMED BLOW       BOUVINES 3265              15   4  0   95 DARQUE AGES (29)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLYING TURTLE 3201         20  11  2   91 WICKED MARTYRS (148)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      PRETTY PETUNIA 3130        23  17  1   87 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
WALL OF STEEL    QWINN 2958                 15   9  3   81 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
LUNGING ATTACK   MAGE DAN 3286               9   6  1   56 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ROXSTAR 3301.  The ten other most popular fighters were PRINCESS HOYT 
3125, PERVIS LESLEY 3178, HOTTER POCKET 3305, ANDY SKILDOM 3239, WHAM! 3183, TARLEE 
2891, SCRAMBLED DREGS 3381, BENT PADDLE 3312, MR. WEEMS 3193, and JAMES DICKEY 3250.

The least popular fighter this week was SURLY 3297.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DEAD 3383, OSCAR WILDE 3356, SAMUEL BECKETT 3225, GEMINI CROQUETTE 
3282, SCRIPTORIA 3348, WROTHGARR 3248, MANDROID 3295, FLYING TURTLE 3201, GODLESS 
3361, and BATATOUILLE 3380.