DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/16/2020    Duedate: 12/29/2020

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-361

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MIM JORRISON
DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
(81-3308) [12-16-2,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MIM JORRISON                   POSITION IS EMPTY
DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)           
(81-3308) [12-16-2,137]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MIM JORRISON                   FINLEGH
DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)           CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
(81-3308) [12-16-2,137]        (81-3415) [8-5-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEMORY (189)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)        61
2. MEMORY (189)                56      MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
3. PRAY THE GODS (155)         54      Unchartered Team
4. DARQUE AGES (29)            32
5. OTTO'S DINER (96)           29      MEMORY (189)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)       46  29  2 61.3   1/11*MEMORY (189)             11  4 1
 2/ 2 SHANGHAIED (161)         244 173  9 58.5   2/ 1 MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)      11  4 0
 3/ 3 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      755 606 24 55.5   3/ 2 OTTO'S DINER (96)        10  5 0
 4- 4 SOME KINDA HATE (102)    248 211 18 54.0   4/10 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   9  4 0
 5/ 5 DARQUE AGES (29)         821 730 34 52.9   5/13 PRAY THE GODS (155)       9  6 1
 6- 6 KILL 'EM ALL (173)       190 174 16 52.2   6/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)          8  7 0
 7- 7 OAKLEAF (184)            131 120  6 52.2   7/ 4 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       8  7 0
 8/ 8 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      663 614 27 51.9   8/12 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)      7  8 2
 9/ 9 THE COMMODORES (150)     341 328 11 51.0   9/14 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      6  6 0
10/11 PRAY THE GODS (155)      334 326 25 50.6  10/ 9 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       6  8 1
11/10 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     442 433 19 50.5  11/ 3 LITERATE LOONS (40)       6  9 1
12/12 OTTO'S DINER (96)        741 734 45 50.2  12/ 5 SHANGHAIED (161)          6  9 0
13/13 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)  220 218 17 50.2  13- 7 OAKLEAF (184)             5  1 0
14/19*MEMORY (189)              12  13  1 48.0  14/15 THE COMMODORES (150)      4  9 0
15/14 LITERATE LOONS (40)      541 633 25 46.1  15- 8 SOME KINDA HATE (102)     3  2 0
16/16 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)     142 176 10 44.7  16-16 KILL 'EM ALL (173)        2  8 0
17/15 OHS ALUMNI (183)         140 177 11 44.2  17/17 OHS ALUMNI (183)          2 13 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
18/17 INEBRIATION (27)         317 462 23 40.7  18/18 INEBRIATION (27)          1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

team spotlight for  dm  081 
kaltosk2.txt

Shadowspire Hall of Fame
as of Turn 360

76 GRAN TORINO of AMERICAN MUSCLE
CHAKHARI of KELLUMBO'S KIDS
BURM WOLFSNARL of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS
COPERNICUS of DARQUE AGES
ANVIL IRONFIST of DRAGONBANE GUILD
LUTHERIUS of WARMASTERS
RAT-LOVING CAT of LA PENTARCHIE
GURG of 4-LETTER CAVEMEN
KANODRAUG of THE DRAUGS
DUNNIK of CLAN LONGBEARD
CORRIN of CLAN LONGBEARD
CHILI SURPIRSE of OTTO'S DINER
LOW AND AWAY of CAPITAL CARTEL
HUMMINGBIRD of SUMMERBORN
OUTLAW PETE of JUNGLELAND
SHAVIOLA of OF WOLF AND MAN
69 FAIRLANE COBRA of AMERICAN MUSCLE
HOLY SHITAKE of OTTO'S DINER
GIGI DEVINE of CULT OF BACCHUS
CLERLEON of LA PENTARCHIE
GREMLIN STEW of OTTO'S DINER
VLAD TEPES of DARQUE AGES
LADY ORIEL of DRAGONBANE GUILD
BRAIN EATER of SOME KINDA HATE
YORKE of CLAN LONGBEARD
PRAWN STAR of OTTO'S DINER
GERTRUDE STEIN of LITERATE LOONS
MICKEY SLIM of WICKED MARTYRS
SLIM CHANCE of SOME KINDA HATE
JUIBLEX of MONSTER MANUAL
HADRIAN of WARMASTERS
GIBSON of WICKED MARTYRS
THE PAPERBOY of THE COMMODORES
TU DU of THE MONSANTIS
JET-BOOT JACK of THE COMMODORES
RISHVI of PRAY THE GODS
INNOCENT III of DARQUE AGES
SKINNY LENNY of SHANGHAIED
CASTILLON of DARQUE AGES
PAVIL of CLAN LONGBEARD

Automatic Hall of Fame Induction Criteria
80%+ W/L
4+ DM Titles
3 DM Titles + 65%+ W/L
2 DM Titles + 70%+ W/L
1 DM Title + 75%+ W/L

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

People are strange, but duelists are stranger
Faces look ugly when they are smashed
Warriors seem wicked when they down challenge
Trying to slay you with their wiffles
When you're strange
People drum tunes on your brain
When you're strange
Trying to rend flesh and maim
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange.

Holiday greetings from Shadowspire's duelmaster and resident Lizard King.
Challenge goes to your recognition leader and slashin' stylemaster.

                                          -- Zlata

                                      SPY REPORT

Here we are yet again in The Spire!  It is now the winter of my discontent... yes, I 
know it is not technically winter yet!  For you sticklers, walk outside and freeze 
your Fall off and see if Nature cares about your technicalities!  It is cold; it is 
probably snowing, which I would know if I would leave this place on occasion; and 
nobody likes you except maybe your mother.  Okay, what an introduction to today's 
fights.  You are most certainly welcome for the razzle-dazzle that I bring to this 
place!

Duelmaster!  Yes, I guess that is the best place to start this report. After all, he 
or she is the top dog in this arena's world! Arenamaster says he runs the place and I 
do not tend to argue with him.  BUT, I will roll my eyes really hard when he isn't 
looking! Okay, so Mim Jorrison sat on the throne the last turn.  He doesn't have 14 
arena wins, so no invite to the Isle, even if he meets the other requirements.  This 
means TITLE DEFENSE!

Who was the lucky opponent, you might ask?  It was Zlata!  Our fearless Duelmaster 
posted a challenge to Zlata.  I am sad... Nah, strangely unmoved to report that Mim 
Jorrison remains our Duelmaster after executing Zlata.  Can't wait to see how DMobster 
handles the feud in this one.  I mean, if he is paying attention that is!  Mim is 
still managed by Blitz Wolfer, I think!

Next, let's breakdown the turn and see how it all played out for us today.

     Fights:  40
     Dark Arena Fights:  4
     Bloodfeuds:  1
     Challenges:  14
     Deaths (non-DA):  3

Looks like the most avoided team today is the inactive Kill Em All. They were mostly 
avoided by the very active Pray the Gods who went 4-1-1 this turn.  And the winner 
(loser?) for most challenged warrior goes to John Donne of Literate Loons.  I have to 
say that Mr. Donne was a loser this turn when Yosha challenged and killed him. 
Condolences to Sherman and the crew.  Two-thirds of the regular deaths this turn 
happened to VETERAN warriors!  Sheesh, you're supposed to be looking forward to 
retirement after a certain number of arena fights, not a burial plot.  Then again, if 
you're dead, you aren't looking for anything!

We are getting close to the big finish, so let me recognize Memory for their 
impressive 5-0-0 turn and taking over the top team spot.  I've already recognized Pray 
the Gods' nice 4-1-1.  A shout out goes to our Duelmaster, Chartered Recognition 
Leader, and Popularity Leader Mim Jorrison.  Oh, his team just happened to take the 
Top Team on the Move award too!

I need to get out of here!  It is still cold and I am growing a bit famished.  I have 
three cloaks on and it is doing little to keep the chill off of me.  I need a warm ale 
or three and a cozy fireplace to finish writing up my reports.  To the inn!  To the 
inn!  Alright, you bums come back and see me next cycle!  We will have some fights.  
We will have some trash talk.  We will probably see some deaths.  And then we'll do 
the duels!

                                          -- Huard DePriest

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIM JORRISON 3308            12  16  2   137       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOSHA 3264                   17  15  3   122       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 WROTHGARR 3248               21  20  0   113       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 GEMINI CROQUETTE 3282        19  15  2   113       OTTO'S DINER (96)
-ALCESTE 2355                 24  25  0   111       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 RIDWAN 3341                  11  11  2   111       PRAY THE GODS (155)
-TERMINATOR 3086              19  12  3    98       KILL 'EM ALL (173)
 BARANACLE BILL 3089          15   2  0    98       SHANGHAIED (161)
-JUMANJI 3344                 12   7  0    98       OAKLEAF (184)
-KOSTAGART 2667               13   6  1    95       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
-ZATHOG 2399                  20  24  1    94       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 ROXSTAR 3301                 15  15  1    92       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAMES DICKEY 3250            18  22  2    89       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 SAMUEL BECKETT 3225          18  27  3    84       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 HOTTER POCKET 3305           18  13  2    84       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 SHAWN MCINTYRE 3389           9   8  0    84       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 BOUVINES 3265                22  15  0    81       DARQUE AGES (29)
 PRINCE HOYT 3263             20  17  0    81       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 MAGE DAN 3286                16  17  1    73       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 WALKEN 3318                  14  13  0    73       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 SCRIPTORIA 3348              13  11  0    73       DARQUE AGES (29)
-TINY DANCER 3376             11   7  0    72       OAKLEAF (184)
-RAT CATCHER 3079             19  13  0    70       KILL 'EM ALL (173)
 SCRAMBLED DREGS 3381          8  11  0    69       OTTO'S DINER (96)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CYCLOTRODE X 2673            11   7  1    63       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 STONES 3431                   5   5  0    63       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 MANDROID 3295                12  12  1    62       THE COMMODORES (150)
 NARSIL 3401                  13   2  0    61       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
 CRUX GEMMATA 3382            10   9  0    61       DARQUE AGES (29)
-TOMAHAWK 3055                12  22  2    60       KILL 'EM ALL (173)
-DRAGON 3350                  13   8  0    59       OAKLEAF (184)
 I'M DRUNK 3337               12  12  0    59       INEBRIATION (27)
 DISVENYA 3314                14  12  0    57       PRAY THE GODS (155)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GURTHANG 3403                11   4  0    56       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
 FINLEGH 3415                  8   5  0    56       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 CURIOUS AGGRESSION 3357      16   6  0    55       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 MANGONEL 3410                10   5  0    52       DARQUE AGES (29)
 SNOLLYGOSTER 3416             6   7  1    50       DARQUE AGES (29)
 ZHURIC 3472                   4   1  0    48       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 HELEN BADE 3021              12  11  0    47       SHANGHAIED (161)
 COTTON MOUTH 3338            11  13  1    47       INEBRIATION (27)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANDURIL 3435                  8   3  0    46       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
-LEEROY JENKINS 3177          12   6  0    42       KILL 'EM ALL (173)
 ME COLI 3439                  6   4  0    39       OTTO'S DINER (96)
-KYBURN 2668                   9  10  0    37       SOME KINDA HATE (102)
 WIM WIGGLESWORTH 3432         6   5  1    37       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 THOMAS MERTON 3406            8   7  0    36       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 AEGLOS 3402                   6   9  1    35       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TELP 3430                     6   5  1    32       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 GAZDON 3489                   3   0  0    31       MEMORY (189)
 DELMAR 3496                   2   0  1    31       MEMORY (189)
 POST 3339                     8   5  0    29       SHANGHAIED (161)
-LAO TZU 412                   2   3  1    29       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
-PLATO 365                     4   2  0    28       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
 GRERDAS 3461                  3   2  0    28       MEMORY (189)
 KING BROSBY 3445              2   7  1    28       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 ARMALYTE 3490                 2   1  0    27       THE COMMODORES (150)
 SAUL PIEMAN 3470              3   2  1    26       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 TERRORMISU 3474               3   2  0    26       OTTO'S DINER (96)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CROWN VANILLA 3447            3   5  0    22       INEBRIATION (27)
 FANDAINCH 3483                2   2  0    22       MEMORY (189)
 GELATIN AWN 3427              2   9  0    21       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 CROWN APPLE 3452              4   3  0    20       INEBRIATION (27)
-FRAYED KNOT 3438              5   4  0    19       KILL 'EM ALL (173)
 VELINA 3478                   2   1  0    19       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 GIRLY DECKHAND 3468           5   1  1    17       SHANGHAIED (161)
 XOBIAS 3458                   4   3  0    17       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 ROBBY WAGNER 3446             3   6  1    17       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 BROKEN BLADE 3494             2   1  0    17       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
 FIPPLE 3495                   2   0  0    17       MEMORY (189)
-EPICURAS 394                  2   2  0    17       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
 RITESH 3437                   3   6  1    16       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 JIM TULLY 3475                4   1  0    14       LITERATE LOONS (40)
-EPICTETUS 363                 3   4  0    14       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
 CUTTHROAT KATE 3467           3   3  0    12       SHANGHAIED (161)
 UHKANT 3497                   2   0  0    12       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 ULRICH 3457                   2   5  0    11       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
-CONFUCIOUS 364                2   5  0    11       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
 BRIAN THOMPSON 3471           2   3  0     9       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 BRIAN LOCK 3466               1   5  1     9       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 MUTTLES 3476                  1   3  0     9       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 KARNOV 3492                   2   1  0     7       THE COMMODORES (150)
 MERA 3487                     1   1  1     7       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-HAWAIIAN PUNCH 3450           0   3  0     3       OAKLEAF (184)
 WEAVY STUNDER 3486            0   3  0     3       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 LES MORTIMER 3503             0   1  0     1       OHS ALUMNI (183)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ANGER REMISS 3405       4  8 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 ROBBY WAGNER 3446     358  REVENGED
OTTO SMALLS 3502        0  1 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 HIGH ELF              361  NONE
PACKAGE HUNTER 3488     0  1 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 MERA 3487             361   
SUMMIT SAGA 3261       20 14 0 INEBRIATION 27       JAMES DICKEY 3250     359   
YAY 3504                0  1 0 INEBRIATION 27       DARK CHAMPION         361  NONE
JOHN DONNE 3214        22 25 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    YOSHA 3264            361   
MARDEL 3463             0  3 0 MEMORY 189           KING BROSBY 3445      359  REVENGED
SRORMAK 3462            0  1 0 MEMORY 189           SAUL PIEMAN 3470      357  REVENGED
ZEDIS 3460              0  1 0 MEMORY 189           GIRLY DECKHAND 3468   357  JUST REVENGED
RAIN DROP 3365          8  8 0 OAKLEAF 184          TERMINATOR 3086       357  NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MR. TESKE 3498          0  1 0 OHS ALUMNI 183       DELMAR 3496           360   
AVERAGE JOE 3500        0  1 0 THE COMMODORES 150   MOUNTAIN TROLL        361  NONE
BOB 3499                0  1 0 THE COMMODORES 150   BLACK ORC             361  NONE
ZLATA 3368             12  8 1 WICKED MARTYRS 148   MIM JORRISON 3308     361   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ten wins!  An easy feat for one with my redoubtable talents.  Surely we're already...  
*scans the arena career win-loss records and finds Memory missing*  Well played, 
Gladiatorial Commission.  *slow clap* Well played. -- Drake

Girly Deckhand -- Unfortunately, I have little confidence my currently employed 
fighters will be able to avenge Zedis.  I am happy your nails are unchipped, but would 
humbly suggest your nostrils are an unsuitable orifice for 'cleaning' them (at least 
in public).  I understand that such large holes require drastic measures and we at 
Memory shudder to imagine that you are quite used to dealing with such problems.  
Bloodfeud or not, I'm sure we will cross paths with you and yours in the future.  I 
pray, however, that next time we will be upwind.  Good day. -- Drake

Don't mind Drake.  He's been like that ever since he found out that local Shadowspire 
singles do not, in fact, want to meet him. -- Drake's scribe

Blacktart -- Nobody likes your comments, so keep them to yourself.  If you cannot say 
anything good about someone, you should not say anything at all. -- Den

Weirdo -- How many times must Prince Hoyt watch your Rat Catcher stumble with 
exhaustion.  Great 3-turn record by the way.  Are you just stupid? -- Den

Brian Lock -- I remember the time when you were walking back from lunch and Deeders 
ran up and knocked you over and then stepped on your hand and slapped you in the head.  
That was funny. -- Den

Chad -- Not sure how you eluded my bloodfeud, but it won't happen again. Skinny little 
Robby Wagner will be victimized once again. -- Den

Lady Mordraith -- Why did you quit fighting, getting fitted for a new dress? -- Den

Roxstar -- Why in the world would you challenge me on my last fight here? You do know 
that the Commission gave me some fighting tips, right? -- Imtep Snarljaw

Visionist -- Thanks for the recognition.  My manager has not decided if I will 
languish in retirement or try my hand at Storm Rock. -- Imtep Snarljax

Rat Catcher -- Next time, bring an oxygen mask, maybe it will help.  I can go all 
night, just ask your wife. -- Prince Hoyt

Narsil -- You barely escaped with your life, rest assured small one, I will wiggle out 
from the next fight. -- Wim Wigglesworth

Xobias -- That was rough for you, but sometimes my curiosity overwhelms me and I just 
have to know.  Come back again sometime, I like wins. -- Curious Aggression

Hotter Pocket -- Not hot enough!  I sent you back to the kitchen. -- Terminator

Den -- Nowhere to go but up, right? (please say right) -- Hombre

Den -- Sorry, you are gonna have to wait for Robby to try and sit in the back of the 
bus in order to give him knuckle busters and a slap to tht head for a couple turns, he 
has some bloodfued turns.  Then you can.  I named Mr. Teske's replacement for an 
alumni who is cool.  Mr Les Mortimer.  The next "quality" rollup I get taht is worthy 
of yoru name... it shall be done. -- Chad 

Ridwan -- Just like you to go straight for the groin. -- Walken

Curious Aggression -- What a workout, I would fall on my face every fight for that 
kind of tutoring. Thanks. -- Xobias

Brian Thompson -- One shot to the butt and your done. -- Zhuric

Brian Lock -- Sorry for the head hunting, but I was worried the boss was going to send 
me to fight at night. -- Ulrich

Qwinn -- What's the big idea challenging me and not using your favorites? -- Roxstar

In at least 3 fights last cycle, my warrior or my opponent dropped their weapon. I'm 
not sure what you AA guys are doing, but keep it out of the armory! -- DeGotti

Why does the team Philosophers show up in the career listing and team Memory shows up 
in the 3 turn listing? But they don't appear together in the same listing? -- DeGotti

KALTOS KAOS INVITATION ALERT

Who:   Any and all veteran or newbie Duel2 managers
What:  Kaltos Kaos contest [25 rounds]
When:  Begins February 1, 2021 [Turn 926] thru January 3, 2022 [Turn 950]
Where: DM 5 in Kaltos Arena
Why:   You know why! Hammer is hosting the Kaltos Kaos like he hosted the Morya 
       Madness over 17 years ago! Only Better!
How:   Declare your Manager Name and Team Name in the DM 5 Personal Ads; plus contact 
       RSI to forward two (2) Gift Certs to Hammer to complete your registration!
More info:  Contact Hammer by personal message in the Chatzy Duel2 chat, by email to 
kaltoskaos@aol.com, or by old school diplo note. 

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

YAY was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
OTTO SMALLS was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BOB was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
AVERAGE JOE was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DELMAR savagely defeated GIRLY DECKHAND in a 2 minute bloody Bloodfeud match.
MIM JORRISON butchered ZLATA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
YOSHA executed JOHN DONNE in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
HOTTER POCKET viciously subdued WALKEN in a 1 minute expert's Challenge melee.
SCRAMBLED DREGS was defeated by JAMES DICKEY in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
ME COLI was defeated by CURIOUS AGGRESSION in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
AEGLOS was beaten by MANGONEL in a popular 3 minute Challenge melee.
NARSIL narrowly defeated FINLEGH in a exciting 12 minute bloody Challenge match.
ANDURIL was overcome by CRUX GEMMATA in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
GAZDON subdued GELATIN AWN in a 1 minute amateur vs. veteran upset Challenge match.
FANDAINCH slimly won victory over CUTTHROAT KATE in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
BROKEN BLADE vanquished BRIAN LOCK in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TERRORMISU vanquished RITESH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
FIPPLE devastated BRIAN THOMPSON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
GRERDAS overpowered ULRICH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RIDWAN overpowered BOUVINES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROXSTAR was defeated by BARANACLE BILL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
GEMINI CROQUETTE devastated SAMUEL BECKETT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
WROTHGARR savagely defeated SCRIPTORIA in a action packed 3 minute expert's fray.
PRINCE HOYT defeated STONES in a popular 4 minute one-sided match.
MANDROID was vanquished by SHAWN MCINTYRE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MAGE DAN won victory over I'M DRUNK in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
DISVENYA won victory over HELEN BADE in a 2 minute expert's bout.
GURTHANG viciously subdued THOMAS MERTON in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
SNOLLYGOSTER handily defeated POST in a popular 6 minute gory one-sided duel.
COTTON MOUTH was vanquished by ZHURIC in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WIM WIGGLESWORTH beat CROWN VANILLA in a popular 1 minute match.
ROBBY WAGNER was defeated by KING BROSBY in a 5 minute bout.
XOBIAS was savagely defeated by TELP in a action packed 7 minute brutal bout.
CROWN APPLE bested OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute duel.
WEAVY STUNDER was defeated by MUTTLES in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
MERA savagely slew PACKAGE HUNTER in a 3 minute gruesome novice's struggle.
VELINA overpowered LES MORTIMER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ARMALYTE overcame JIM TULLY in a 2 minute beginner's match.
KARNOV was overpowered by SAUL PIEMAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
UHKANT beat CONVICTED THIEF in a 4 minute novice's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         TOTAL PARRY       58 -  42 -  1      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  16 -  1      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  20 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         STRIKING ATTACK   53 -  56 -  4      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         LUNGING ATTACK    47 -  50 -  4      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         WALL OF STEEL     41 -  44 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         AIMED BLOW        49 -  54 -  2      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  25 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  28 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         BASHING ATTACK    37 -  60 -  1      38  |

Turn 361 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  6         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  9         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       YOSHA 3264                 17  15  3  122 PRAY THE GODS (155)
SLASHING ATTACK  WROTHGARR 3248             21  20  0  113 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
WALL OF STEEL    GEMINI CROQUETTE 3282      19  15  2  113 OTTO'S DINER (96)
TOTAL PARRY      BARANACLE BILL 3089        15   2  0   98 SHANGHAIED (161)
LUNGING ATTACK   SHAWN MCINTYRE 3389         9   8  0   84 OHS ALUMNI (183)
PARRY-LUNGE      WALKEN 3318                14  13  0   73 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
BASHING ATTACK   GURTHANG 3403              11   4  0   56 MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
PARRY-STRIKE     FINLEGH 3415                8   5  0   56 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
STRIKING ATTACK  ZHURIC 3472                 4   1  0   48 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MIM JORRISON 3308.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FINLEGH 3415.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROXSTAR 3301, 
WROTHGARR 3248, SNOLLYGOSTER 3416, STONES 3431, MAGE DAN 3286, GURTHANG 3403, TELP 
3430, HOTTER POCKET 3305, AEGLOS 3402, and MANGONEL 3410.

The least popular fighter this week was POST 3339.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NARSIL 3401, UHKANT 3497, LES MORTIMER 3503, XOBIAS 3458, COTTON MOUTH 
3338, ULRICH 3457, BRIAN THOMPSON 3471, RITESH 3437, BRIAN LOCK 3466, and GELATIN AWN 
3427.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXI

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MCBAIN 318 (44-32-0)                   2  3  0         FUCHI OWNED          

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GIBSON 2381 (97-47-2)                  0  3  0         WICKED MARTYRS       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MACEO 928 (49-41-1)                    8  3  0         FUCHI OWNED          
BARBAROSSA 2098 (41-74-1)              6  3  0         DARQUE AGES          
ORC CHOPS 490 (28-19-0)                5  3  0         FUCHI OWNED          

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ANGRIST 3400 (3-1-1)                   2  3  0         MIRKWOOD ORCS        

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      SERGEANT 1 (10-6252) MEDAL OF HONOR  (576) 
                    BLACK GOLD (21-3886) THE COLOUR OF NEON  (354) 
                         TITANIUM (71-7081) WAR-C-KERS  (812) 
                 ULTIMATE WRATH (82-30136) LUCROCIANS FTF04M1  (4937) 
                        ME LUNGER (82-30789) YOU JANE  (5054) 
                      HELLBOUND (82-43402) INK & STEEL X  (7273) 
                      MOOSE (84-19656) SUPE FORCES 6A11  (3491) 
                     HOTEL ARIZONA (84-29194) BEING THERE  (5172) 
                     THE BURPER (84-36813) NAMED BY MARK  (6435) 
                       RYAN (84-48181) THE MOTHERSHIP 4  (8333) 
                             HAZARD (85-122) CFC 15  (20) 
                    INNUK SHUK (85-12276) WORLD BLADES 15  (2240) 
                          TIGGER (85-19649) A WINNA  (3594) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes