DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/05/2021    Duedate: 05/18/2021

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-371

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FINLEGH
CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
(81-3415) [15-8-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FINLEGH                        RON BASS
CULT OF BACCHUS (4)            THE OUTLAWS 7 (171)
(81-3415) [15-8-0,124]         (81-3551) [1-1-0,17]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MAGE DAN                       SNOLLYGOSTER
WICKED MARTYRS (148)           DARQUE AGES (29)
(81-3286) [20-23-1,84]         (81-3416) [12-11-1,83]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KILL 'EM ALL (173)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LITERATE LOONS (40)         93
2. VINCERE AUT MORI III (91)   32      MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
3. SHANGHAIED (161)            29      Unchartered Team
4. MEMORY (189)                24
5. KILL 'EM ALL (173)          21      THE OUTLAWS 7 (171)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)       68  52  3 56.7   1/ 6 KILL 'EM ALL (173)       10  4 1
 2/ 2 SHANGHAIED (161)         263 202  9 56.6   2/ 2 INEBRIATION (27)          9  6 1
 3/ 3 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      779 630 24 55.3   3/ 9 LITERATE LOONS (40)       9  6 1
 4/ 4 KILL 'EM ALL (173)       219 194 19 53.0   4/ 4 VINCERE AUT MORI II (91)  9  6 0
 5/ 5 DARQUE AGES (29)         846 755 36 52.8   5/ 8 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       8  7 1
 6/ 6 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      692 635 28 52.1   6/ 7 MEMORY (189)              8  7 0
 7/ 7 PRAY THE GODS (155)      355 339 26 51.2   7/ 3 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       8  7 0
 8/11 MEMORY (189)              35  34  1 50.7   8/ 1 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   8  7 0
 9/ 8 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     464 452 19 50.7   9/ 5 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      7  8 0
10/ 9 THE COMMODORES (150)     362 355 12 50.5  10/10 DARQUE AGES (29)          6  9 1
11/10 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)  242 244 18 49.8  11/11 THE COMMODORES (150)      5 10 0
12/13 VINCERE AUT MORI II (91)  28  32  1 46.7  12/12 MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)       5 10 0
13/12 LITERATE LOONS (40)      564 655 27 46.3  13/13 PRAY THE GODS (155)       4  2 1
14/14 OHS ALUMNI (183)         153 214 12 41.7  14/15*THE OUTLAWS 7 (171)       4  6 0
15/15 INEBRIATION (27)         339 485 25 41.1  15/14 SHANGHAIED (161)          4 11 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16/16*THE OUTLAWS 7 (171)       16  26  0 38.1  16/16 OHS ALUMNI (183)          3 12 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Greetings my fellow warriors!

In order to prevent Weirdo serenading us all for 3 hours on a kazoo, here is my first 
official DM Column!

I am rather surprised to see myself up here on the throne so early in my career. I 
mean, I know I'm good an all, but I do have deficiencies, being a PS and all!

Mandriod, sorry, you really didn't have a chance in that battle, hopefully that stat 
train will help you in the future. I need to thank Helen Bade for her relentless 
challenges that made me a better warrior! After I destroyed her a few turns back I 
knew I had turned the corner in my gladiatorial career.

                                   Until next time...

                                          -- Finlegh

                                      SPY REPORT

Finlegh hangs onto the title, though he did have more than a few callers this turn.  
The Challenger Champions were packed in tight last turn and looking for an opportunity 
to sit in the big, comfy chair atop the arena!  Who was it that got the final call to 
face our Duelmaster?  It was Crux Gemmata!  What did Crux do with this opportunity?  I 
can't really say he blew it, but he blew it!  Yeah, it lasted 2 minutes, but when the 
bout was over, Finlegh is still our Duelmaster.  No invitation to the Isle, so Finlegh 
will be back for a title defense next turn.  The line of competitors looks smaller, 
but no doubt one of them will be striving for glory.

Surprise! Surprise! Okay, no one is surprised!  Pray the Gods is the most avoided team 
once again.  They were mostly avoided by . . . yeah, you probably know this one too!  
They were mostly avoided by Kill 'Em All.  It looks if Kill 'Em All's own Rat Catcher 
was this turn's most challenged warrior.  How did that work out for him?  NOT TOO GOOD 
is the shout from the stands!  It actually wasn't a challenge to Rat Catcher, but his 
own challenge that brought death and dishonor to the Kill 'Em All guild house.

RAT CATCHER was easily killed by JAMES DICKEY in a 1-minute uneven Challenge fight.

The only thing that can make this more tragic is . . . well, I can't think of anything 
to make this more tragic.  The career and eventual demise speak for themselves.  There 
will also be no Bloodfeud as James Dickey, now a Lord Protector makes his way for the 
Isle of the Eye after today's fights.

Time for this turn's stats.  The golems compile these for me, so I have no clue if 
they are correct.  What?!?  You expect me to proofread and fact-check?

     Fights:  43
     Dark Arena Challenges:  6 (6-0 for DA Crew)
     Total Challenges:  19 (11-8-0-2 for the Challengers)
     Down Challenges:  6

     Largest Up Challenge:  +28 - OCCISOR luckily beat ARMALYTE in an
     action-packed 5-minute brutal Challenge fight.

     Largest Down Challenge:  -14 - NARSIL unbelievably bested KARNOV in an
     action-packed 4-minute gory Challenge fight.

     Spy Reporter Most Likely to Go Cow Tipping - Huard DePriest

Wow, as you can see there are 8 deaths this turn.  One won't show up in the listing 
because there will be no blood feud.  I made mention of it above though, so you can 
feel free to point and laugh at your leisure.  Remember, you're not laughing with them 
but AT them!

Yada, yada, time to go!  I am hungry and cranky because I am hungry. If you haven't 
picked up on it yet, I'm always hungry!  Otto has been missing and the diner has been 
understaffed.  I think I need to open another establishment in town.  Something, 
Something, BACON!  Yeah, that'll be a great name!  Or, I could just go with my usual 
plan of ordering tons of food, gambling, and then writing it off as a travel expense 
for the Commission to cover.  You know what, forget I mentioned that last part!  
Certainly do NOT write it down!  I have to go!

                                          -- Huard DePriest

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FINLEGH 3415                 15   8  0   124       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 I'M DRUNK 3337               18  15  0   110       INEBRIATION (27)
 DISVENYA 3314                19  15  0   103       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 PRINCE HOYT 3263             26  21  0    99       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 SCRIPTORIA 3348              17  17  0    98       DARQUE AGES (29)
 CURIOUS AGGRESSION 3357      21  11  0    91       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CROWN VANILLA 3447            9   8  2    90       INEBRIATION (27)
 TOMAHAWK 3055                19  25  3    88       KILL 'EM ALL (173)
 YOSHA 3264                   22  18  3    87       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 LEEROY JENKINS 3177          20   8  0    87       KILL 'EM ALL (173)
 CRUX GEMMATA 3382            15  14  0    86       DARQUE AGES (29)
 MAGE DAN 3286                20  23  1    84       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 SNOLLYGOSTER 3416            12  11  1    83       DARQUE AGES (29)
 THOMAS MERTON 3406           13  11  1    80       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 HELEN BADE 3021              17  16  0    79       SHANGHAIED (161)
 GURTHANG 3403                17   7  0    74       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
 COTTON MOUTH 3338            15  18  1    71       INEBRIATION (27)
 TELP 3430                    12   9  1    67       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 STONES 3431                  10  10  0    67       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NARSIL 3401                  19   5  0    66       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
 GAZDON 3489                   7   5  0    64       MEMORY (189)
 FRAYED KNOT 3438             12   7  0    61       KILL 'EM ALL (173)
 MANGONEL 3410                15  10  0    60       DARQUE AGES (29)
 RITESH 3437                   8   9  2    60       PRAY THE GODS (155)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KARNOV 3492                   6   6  0    56       THE COMMODORES (150)
 FIPPLE 3495                   8   3  0    53       MEMORY (189)
 XOBIAS 3458                  12   5  0    52       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 JIM TULLY 3475                8   6  0    52       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 GRERDAS 3461                  8   6  0    50       MEMORY (189)
 ASTINIUS 1021                 6   6  0    50       VINCERE AUT MORI III (91)
 AMBROSE BIERCE 3512           6   3  0    50       LITERATE LOONS (40)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VELINA 3478                   9   4  0    49       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 ILYENA 1023                   5   7  1    48       VINCERE AUT MORI III (91)
 OCCISOR 3521                  6   1  0    46       VINCERE AUT MORI III (91)
 ANDURIL 3435                 12   8  0    44       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
 ZAGRID 3528                   5   2  1    42       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 AEGLOS 3402                   7  17  1    39       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
 BROKEN BLADE 3494             7   5  1    38       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
 ARMALYTE 3490                 7   5  0    38       THE COMMODORES (150)
 ROBBY WAGNER 3446             8  11  2    37       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 CROWN APPLE 3452              8   8  0    36       INEBRIATION (27)
 UHKANT 3497                   8   4  0    35       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FANDAINCH 3483                6   7  0    31       MEMORY (189)
 ULRICH 3457                   6  11  0    29       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 SPEKT 3541                    3   1  0    29       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 PREATORIA 1024                5   7  0    27       VINCERE AUT MORI III (91)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SYLMAR 3529                   3   3  0    23       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 THE REPLACEMENT 3526          5   2  1    22       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 CAPTAIN DARK 3549             2   1  0    22       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 MERA 3487                     4   8  1    21       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 THE LIMPER 3516               3   5  0    21       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 RALME 3534                    3   1  0    21       MEMORY (189)
 RICKY SCHMIDT 3522            3   4  0    19       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 ONE-EYED CLYDE 3569           1   0  0    18       SHANGHAIED (161)
 RON BASS 3551                 1   1  0    17       THE OUTLAWS 7 (171)
 CATERINA SFORZA 3540          3   2  2    13       DARQUE AGES (29)
 ACE HARRIER 3553              1   1  0    12       THE COMMODORES (150)
 ENGLISH BOB 3567              1   0  0    10       THE OUTLAWS 7 (171)
 STAHD 3530                    2   3  0     9       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 DEEDERS RAD 3561              1   0  0     6       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 POLLY CRACKERS 3558           1   1  0     4       SHANGHAIED (161)
 JOHNNY REB 3542               1   1  0     4       THE OUTLAWS 7 (171)
 PBR 3555                      1   1  0     4       INEBRIATION (27)
 FRANK STILLWELL 3550          1   1  0     4       THE OUTLAWS 7 (171)
 RAYMOND CARVER 3543           0   4  0     4       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 KAIBOSH 3546                  0   2  0     2       KILL 'EM ALL (173)
 PEARL HEART 3566              0   1  0     1       THE OUTLAWS 7 (171)
 THREE-TOE JOE 3568            0   1  0     1       SHANGHAIED (161)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
VLAD'S PASSPORT 3563    0  1 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 STONE GOLEM           371  NONE
WIM WIGGLESWORTH 3432   8 11 1 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 RITESH 3437           369   
ZUMBE 3556              0  2 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39    CATERINA SFORZA 3540  371   
EDITH WHARTON 3515      2  2 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    CROWN VANILLA 3447    367  NOT REVENGED
JAY HIGGINS 3523        0  7 0 OHS ALUMNI 183       HIGH ELF              371  NONE
SUPER FAST 3562         0  1 0 OHS ALUMNI 183       WURM KIN              371  NONE
GIRLY DECKHAND 3468    10  5 1 SHANGHAIED 161       CROWN VANILLA 3447    370   
SEASICK SAILOR 3570     0  1 0 SHANGHAIED 161       SHEWISH GIANT         371  NONE
ALMOST 3564             0  1 0 THE COMMODORES 150   SHEWISH GIANT         371  NONE
BOB 3565                0  1 0 THE COMMODORES 150   BANDIT PRINCE         371  NONE
NINTRA 1081             5  5 0 VINCERE AUT MORI  91 ZAGRID 3528           371   
TURTLE 3531             1  2 0 WICKED MARTYRS 148   CATERINA SFORZA 3540  368  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Scriptoria -- Sorry for the beat down. Good luck in the future. -- Lord Protetor 
Walken

Thomas Merton -- You really know how to use that stick. -- Xobias

Crown Apple -- Well I certainly don't favor that weapon, but atleast I still won. -- 
Ulrich

Ricky Schmidt -- Work on your cardio. -- Uhkant

Jim Tully -- Nice turnaround. -- Zagrid

Den -- Once again, you're a day late and a dollar short, kiddo. -- Weirdo

PBR -- Only the finest. -- Kaibosh

Gazdon -- How the !?! What the ?1? That's Bull !!! -- Ulrich

Broken Blade -- Impressive dodging. -- Zagrid

Johnny Reb -- Oh well I survived. -- Zumbe

Congrats to Mandroid and James Dickey on your invites to the Isle. -- Clan Longbeard

Hmm...  Feel like I should send some of these guys to the Dark Arena, but I also feel 
like a better manager could win with these roll ups.  I need a Duel2 Gordon Ramsay to 
look at my team and tell me to sod off with my rubbish or something. -- Drake

All -- Ralme is a striker, not a ripper. -- Chad
P.S. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Den -- Just like the realy Bobby Wagner, ya can't get rid of him.  Even the Dark Arena 
didn't want him. -- Chad

Apologies for missing last turn.  No intention dodging going on, just tourney and 
life.  BF away, Dense! -- Vlad

Pray the Gods -- Oh where could you be?  I checked under the bed which is where you 
usually hide, but nothing there but an outline in the dust and a few wadded up 
tissues.  It's not like you to get a lucky kill and then run away, usually you just 
run away when someone catches you peeping, you pervert. -- Den

Chad -- Only one win in the last three turns, huh?  That is rougher than what happened 
to you at that church when you were younger. -- Den

Philthy Phil -- Congrats on yet another successful turn, the legend of the Allied Axis 
grows larger every time we fight.  There is no mystery why we are recognized as the 
land's premier alliance. -- Den

Memory -- I don't remember who you are. -- Den

Boss Orc -- I am sure there is a very long list of stuff you do, like avoid dentist 
offices, stare at a washer with a look of puzzlement, and buy lots of duct tape.  Keep 
sucking, it is also what you do. -- Den

Weirdo -- When you don't fight an entire team, it is like stealing a win from me.  
Don't steal from me. -- Den

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JAY HIGGINS was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BOB was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SUPER FAST was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ALMOST was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
VLAD'S PASSPORT was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SEASICK SAILOR was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
CRUX GEMMATA was overpowered by FINLEGH in a 2 minute Challenge Title struggle.
RAT CATCHER was easily killed by JAMES DICKEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LEEROY JENKINS unbelievably bested MAGE DAN in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
HELEN BADE won victory over TELP in a 2 minute brutal veteran's Challenge fight.
SCRIPTORIA viciously subdued PRINCE HOYT in a 23 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
CURIOUS AGGRESSION outwaited SNOLLYGOSTER in a 9 minute master's Challenge conflict.
CROWN VANILLA demolished STONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
NARSIL unbelievably bested KARNOV in a action packed 4 minute gory Challenge fight.
RITESH was devastated by TOMAHAWK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
AEGLOS was overpowered by VELINA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ANDURIL was devastated by GAZDON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BROKEN BLADE was subdued by JIM TULLY in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
ILYENA savagely defeated CROWN APPLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
OCCISOR luckily beat ARMALYTE in a action packed 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
NINTRA was executed by ZAGRID in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
THE REPLACEMENT overcame STAHD in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
RICKY SCHMIDT overpowered RAYMOND CARVER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KAIBOSH was overpowered by ACE HARRIER in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PBR was overpowered by RALME in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge match.
DISVENYA vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
YOSHA was overpowered by I'M DRUNK in a 1 minute uneven competition.
COTTON MOUTH was savagely defeated by THOMAS MERTON in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
GURTHANG handily defeated ASTINIUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GRERDAS was luckily beaten by FRAYED KNOT in a 2 minute fight.
ROBBY WAGNER was overpowered by AMBROSE BIERCE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ULRICH was overpowered by FIPPLE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
XOBIAS viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal veteran vs. amateur duel.
MANGONEL demolished SPEKT in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided struggle.
UHKANT defeated THE LIMPER in a 6 minute brutal match.
FANDAINCH handily defeated JOHNNY REB in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
MERA was beaten by SYLMAR in a popular 1 minute duel.
PREATORIA unbelievably bested RON BASS in a 2 minute brutal master vs. beginner match.
CATERINA SFORZA slew ZUMBE in a 1 minute beginner's battle.
CAPTAIN DARK vanquished POLLY CRACKERS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FRANK STILLWELL was vanquished by ONE-EYED CLYDE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PEARL HEART was bested by DEEDERS RAD in a 2 minute amateur's match.
ENGLISH BOB handily defeated THREE-TOE JOE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         PARRY-STRIKE      30 -  19 -  2      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  23 -  3      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         TOTAL PARRY       64 -  50 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  16 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         BASHING ATTACK    37 -  40 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         WALL OF STEEL     39 -  44 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        37 -  46 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  28 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  56 -  3      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  62 -  4      39  |

Turn 371 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  7         4  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  6         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     AIMED BLOW         2 -  7         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     FINLEGH 3415               15   8  0  124 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
WALL OF STEEL    I'M DRUNK 3337             18  15  0  110 INEBRIATION (27)
AIMED BLOW       DISVENYA 3314              19  15  0  103 PRAY THE GODS (155)
TOTAL PARRY      PRINCE HOYT 3263           26  21  0   99 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
STRIKING ATTACK  CROWN VANILLA 3447          9   8  2   90 INEBRIATION (27)
PARRY-LUNGE      HELEN BADE 3021            17  16  0   79 SHANGHAIED (161)
BASHING ATTACK   GURTHANG 3403              17   7  0   74 MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JIM TULLY 3475              8   6  0   52 LITERATE LOONS (40)
LUNGING ATTACK   GRERDAS 3461                8   6  0   50 MEMORY (189)
SLASHING ATTACK  VELINA 3478                 9   4  0   49 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAGE DAN 3286.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SNOLLYGOSTER 3416.  The ten other most popular fighters were KARNOV 3492, 
ARMALYTE 3490, JIM TULLY 3475, FINLEGH 3415, HELEN BADE 3021, THE REPLACEMENT 3526, 
COTTON MOUTH 3338, GRERDAS 3461, THE LIMPER 3516, and RON BASS 3551.

The least popular fighter this week was PRINCE HOYT 3263.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SCRIPTORIA 3348, THREE-TOE JOE 3568, FRANK STILLWELL 3550, 
ZUMBE 3556, UHKANT 3497, ULRICH 3457, ROBBY WAGNER 3446, ASTINIUS 1021, YOSHA 3264, 
and PBR 3555.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JAMES DICKEY (81-3250) LITERATE LOONS (40)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.