DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/08/2023    Duedate: 02/21/2023

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-417

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RAYMOND CARVER
LITERATE LOONS (40)
(81-3543) [21-28-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CLYDE THE GLIDE                GORSWAMPUS
NBA LEGENDS (156)              ARDUIN (200)
(81-3732) [12-6-1,126]         (81-3798) [3-2-0,38]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ELLEN RIPLEY                   OTTO'S SOUS-CHEF
HEROES & VILLAINS (197)        CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
(81-3703) [11-13-0,68]         (81-3744) [10-7-1,79]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NBA LEGENDS (156)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LITERATE LOONS (40)         39
2. BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)     34      HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
3. NBA LEGENDS (156)           24      Unchartered Team
4. MADNESS (190)               19
5. CLAN LONGBEARD (39)         17      ARDUIN (200)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 HEROES & VILLAINS (197)   72  47  1 60.5   1/ 1 NBA LEGENDS (156)        11  4 1
 2- 2 MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)      188 137  9 57.8   2/ 2 PLUM ISLAND SKEETE (195) 10  5 2
 3/ 3 NBA LEGENDS (156)        172 128 12 57.3   3/ 4 INEBRIATION (27)         10  5 1
 4/ 4 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      890 737 28 54.7   4/ 6 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)  10  5 0
 5/ 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      825 731 31 53.0   5/ 5 LITERATE LOONS (40)       8  6 0
 6/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)         947 876 39 51.9   6/ 8 HEROES & VILLAINS (197)   8  7 0
 7- 7 PRAY THE GODS (155)      439 410 29 51.7   7- 3 MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)       6  4 0
 8/ 8 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     562 563 22 50.0   8/ 9 MADNESS (190)             5  7 1
 9/ 9 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)  344 366 23 48.5   9/12 DARQUE AGES (29)          5  7 0
10/11 MADNESS (190)             99 113  7 46.7  10/10 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      5  8 0
11/10 LITERATE LOONS (40)      672 771 31 46.6  11/ 7*ARDUIN (200)              5 10 0
12/12 PLUM ISLAND SKEETE (195)  49  60  3 45.0  12/11 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       5 10 0
13/13 INEBRIATION (27)         354 495 26 41.7  13/13 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       5 10 0
14/14*ARDUIN (200)               8  22  0 26.7  14-14 PRAY THE GODS (155)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Snidely Whiplash was once known as the greatest thief in all the land. But when he was 
caught and sentenced to death, he was given a chance to fight in the arena as a 
gladiator. It was a chance to prove his worth and live another day.

Snidely entered the arena, his heart pounding with excitement. He was dressed in 
leather gladiator armor, ready to face his opponent. The crowd roared as the first 
round began. Snidely was up against a massive brute of a man, wielding a giant maul. 
Snidely was quick and nimble, dodging the man's slow swings and counterattacking with 
swift strikes. The crowd cheered him on as he fought with grace and skill, taunting 
his opponent with each dodge and strike.

But Snidely's luck would soon run out. The brute was able to land a powerful blow, 
sending Snidely flying across the arena. The crowd fell silent as Snidely lay on the 
ground, motionless. But then, with a fierce roar, Snidely rose to his feet, clutching 
his fists tightly. He lunged forward, striking the brute with all his might. The crowd 
erupted in a frenzy as Snidely emerged victorious.

Snidely's fame grew, as he fought and won round after round in the arena. He was known 
as the greatest gladiator the land had ever seen. And as he fought, Snidely found 
something he had never known before:  a sense of pride and honor. He was no longer 
just a thief, but a warrior, respected and revered by all. Snidely had found something 
he had never known before:  a sense of purpose. He had become something more than just 
a criminal, he had become a hero.

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Shadowspire.... You all suck! That is all.

                                   -- Your Duelmaster, 
                                        I'm Drunk
                                      (and so is my manager)

                                      SPY REPORT

Ladies and Gentlemen, gather 'round for the most electrifying Spyreport in all of 
SHADOWSPIRE! I am designated Golem 81S-08, your in-arena announcer, and I'm here to 
bring you the rundown on the latest and greatest in the world of warriors.

Hold onto your seats, folks, because this is where the real action starts. MIRKWOOD 
ORCS, you better take notice because last week you got a big fat 0-0-0 and dropped 
down 4! And let's give it up for DARQUE AGES who are celebrating their move up by 3! 
The LITERATE LOONS posted a nice gain, coming in 5th place. Everybody loves a winner, 
right? Except for AMBER LYNN who got beaten by SUMMER SHANDY and gave INEBRIATION 19 
points to celebrate about.

And speaking of celebrations, how about ZORRO who was winsome after beating OTTO'S FRY 
GUY and taking him down 12 points. And now, folks, we have a new champion in our 
arena. RAYMOND CARVER, the glorious new Duelmaster, has made his way to the top and 
we're all in awe.

But wait, it gets better! Word has it that one team in SHADOWSPIRE is taking speech 
lessons just to try and bore their opponent to death. Can you even imagine the 
strategy in that? But let's talk about the social scene in our arena. The warriors of 
CULT OF BACCHUS better find a hobby because they are the most avoided team. HEROES & 
VILLAINS apparently had better things to do than fight and frustrated the efforts of 
the CULT OF BACCHUS warriors.

And shame on you, CLYDE THE GLIDE, for your unprincipled actions by challenging 
SNIDELY WHIPLASH, 19 points below you. You besmirch the noble art of dueling, and I 
ask the warriors of SHADOWSPIRE, do you want your reputations tarnished by this kind 
of behavior?

The fight between AGAVE and OTTO'S JANITOR was mismatched, and I have to ask, are 
INEBRIATION unwilling to engage in a fair fight? AGAVE showed great skill and promise 
by overcoming OTTO'S JANITOR, but I slept through it, so big deal! 

And now, the moment we've all been waiting for, the duel! The roar of the opponent, 
the smell of the crowd, it's all here in SHADOWSPIRE! Citizens, be sure to settle your 
debts with RUINN of CLAN LONGBEARD before he relocates to the Dark Arena.

Listen up, folks, because this Spyreport may be the highlight of your life, but for 
me, it's just another day in the office. More important duties call, but don't 
despair, I shall return!

Golem 81S-08

**********

"It sounds a lot like that Vir guy," Huard said to the Commission lackey.

"Umm, well, we have to base its logic pattern on an actual working brain," was the 
reply.

Huard's brow furrowed, "Do I look like someone who has any idea what you are talking 
about?  Simplify!"

"It is hard to explain, let's just say, we have to use a real person and how they 
speak to make the golem work," the lackey hoped Huard understood because he was at a 
loss how to make it more simple.

"Wait, did you kill a guy to make this work?" Huard took a step back from the 
Commission lackey and the golem.  "You're out there murdering people and then 
magically shoving their brains into talking golems? Am I going to lose my job to 
walking, murder golem?"

"No! We didn't kill anyone!  We just used magic to make a copy." was the  retort.

Huard shoulders slouched and his eyes lost the look of a crazed conspiracy theorist.  
"Oh, well, he kinda sucks.  You got anything better?"

"No, it is still a work in progress."

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAYMOND CARVER 3543          21  28  1   109       LITERATE LOONS (40)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLYDE THE GLIDE 3732         12   6  1   126       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 ZORRO 3706                   17   7  0   108       HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
 I'M DRUNK 3337               22  16  0    96       INEBRIATION (27)
 SPEKT 3541                   19  31  0    92       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 DOROTHY PARKER 3591          18  25  1    92       LITERATE LOONS (40)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OTTO'S FRY GUY 3648          18  16  1    89       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 SNIDELY WHIPLASH 3767        12   2  0    87       HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
 MUTOMBO 3728                 17   3  0    86       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 SAUL BELLOW 3709             13  11  1    80       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 OTTO'S SOUS-CHEF 3744        10   7  1    79       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 CROWN VANILLA 3447           12  10  2    76       INEBRIATION (27)
 AVLUV 3670                   12  10  0    75       PLUM ISLAND SKEETERS (195)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STING 3661                   17  12  1    74       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
-SAILASA 3692                 12   6  0    74       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 DR. ROBOTNIK 3737            14   5  0    73       HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
 JIHL BLAZEFURY 3735          13   6  0    73       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 BAMNOR 3608                  16  24  0    72       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-SAI 3678                     14   6  0    69       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 ELLEN RIPLEY 3703            11  13  0    68       HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
 MARGERY KEMPE 3686           16  12  1    67       DARQUE AGES (29)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGNA CARTA 3747             10   7  0    65       DARQUE AGES (29)
 YRVO 3666                    11  11  0    63       PLUM ISLAND SKEETERS (195)
 PRIVID 3665                  15  16  0    61       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 ANTON CHEKHOV 3651           10  24  0    61       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 OTTO'S BUSBOY 3775            7   6  0    61       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 TRACI 3740                    9   9  0    58       MADNESS (190)
 OTTO'S MGR 3778               8   3  0    57       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR CHARLES 3733             11   7  0    53       NBA LEGENDS (156)
-RECLAN 3650                  11  13  2    51       PRAY THE GODS (155)
-FOE-HAMMER 3736               7  10  0    46       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
 ANTONITUS 3782                6   4  2    44       MADNESS (190)
 GAYNE 3783                    5   4  1    39       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 GORSWAMPUS 3798               3   2  0    38       ARDUIN (200)
-MOUTH OF SAURON 3773          7   4  0    37       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
 AHNA MISSTEP 3729             6  14  1    37       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUMMER SHANDY 3598            2   2  1    33       INEBRIATION (27)
 DOMINIQUE 3781                5   6  0    31       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 YEET 3708                     5  12  1    28       PLUM ISLAND SKEETERS (195)
 BAVIL 3793                    5   1  0    28       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 KOMMA 3766                    6   8  0    26       MADNESS (190)
 RON 3750                      4   5  1    26       PLUM ISLAND SKEETERS (195)
 AMBER LYNN 3738               7   4  0    25       PLUM ISLAND SKEETERS (195)
-WORMTONGUE 3774               6   5  0    25       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
 KAILE THE LITTLE 3809         2   1  0    24       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGAVE 3599                    3   1  0    23       INEBRIATION (27)
 PBR 3555                      4   3  0    22       INEBRIATION (27)
 JIMPUUS 3794                  2   3  0    22       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 SIR GAWAIN 3813               2   0  0    19       DARQUE AGES (29)
 PHANDELYON 3805               3   1  0    18       ARDUIN (200)
 JESSEB 3803                   2   2  0    16       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
-GORGOL 3786                   3   4  0    13       MIRKWOOD ORCS (188)
 OTTO'S JANITOR 3779           1   9  0    12       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-DRUV 3785                     3   1  0    11       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 HRUAN 3819                    1   0  0    11       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 PATRICK EWING 3817            1   1  0     8       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 THROON 3807                   1   3  0     6       ARDUIN (200)
 BLUE GUNKY 3808               1   3  0     6       ARDUIN (200)
 MAID MARION 3811              1   2  0     5       HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
 WALTER RALEIGH 3816           1   1  0     5       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 THE GREEN KNIGHT 3812         1   1  0     5       DARQUE AGES (29)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HELL MAIDEN 3810        0  3 0 ARDUIN 200           HIGH ELF              417  NONE
COME ON 3818            0  1 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 BANDIT PRINCE         417  NONE
FENRIR 3780             5  6 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39    SPYMASTER             417  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RUINN 3695             12 14 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39    MOUNTAIN TROLL        417  NONE
BUBONIC 3770            4  8 0 DARQUE AGES 29       ANTONITUS 3782        415  REVENGED
CHRISTINE DE PIZ 3727  10  8 0 DARQUE AGES 29       RECLAN 3650           414   
SPACE CADET 3802        0  3 0 MADNESS 190          SUMMER SHANDY 3598    416   
BERTHA 3769             6  4 0 WICKED MARTYRS 148   CLYDE THE GLIDE 3732  413  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Komma -- See! Bad things happen to rippers who fight 10-10! LOL -- Foe-Hammer

Yrvo -- A naked LU who loses the jump to start the fight deserves to not only lose, 
but to die! Sadly, you did neither. :( -- Mouth of Sauron

Wormtongue -- Let me count the ways I hate you.
     1) You lost to a BA
     2) You lost to a 3 fight BA
     3) You lost to a BA who lacked the DF to wield his WH
     4) You failed to learn any skills, . . . again
Report to the Dark Arena, Immediately, if not sooner! -- Boss Orc
P.S. The rest of you orc clowns had better be paying attention. You may be next!

This team is bringing back nightmares of the losers I tried to coach in the 80's. Good 
grief! -- Boss Orc

Jihl Blazefury -- Atleast you give good training. -- Ruinn

Otto's Mgr -- You are still a freakin parrrying machine! -- Fenrir

Ahna Misstep -- Enjoy your time in the infirmary. -- Gayne

Kaile the Little -- Good challenge! -- Bavil

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUINN was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FENRIR was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HELL MAIDEN was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
COME ON was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
ZORRO overpowered OTTO'S FRY GUY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CLYDE THE GLIDE devastated SNIDELY WHIPLASH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
CROWN VANILLA was defeated by SPEKT in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
MUTOMBO unbelievably bested OTTO'S SOUS-CHEF in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
SIR CHARLES was viciously subdued by MARGERY KEMPE in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
DR. ROBOTNIK unbelievably bested MAGNA CARTA in a popular 5 minute Challenge duel.
GORSWAMPUS was overpowered by ANTON CHEKHOV in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
AHNA MISSTEP narrowly defeated RON in a 3 minute brutal Challenge match.
DOMINIQUE bested KOMMA in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
SUMMER SHANDY devastated AMBER LYNN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
PATRICK EWING was bested by PHANDELYON in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
AGAVE overcame OTTO'S JANITOR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
I'M DRUNK was unbelievably bested by RAYMOND CARVER in a 3 minute master's Title bout.
ELLEN RIPLEY was luckily beaten by JIHL BLAZEFURY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
AVLUV luckily beat OTTO'S BUSBOY in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
SAUL BELLOW beat VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's match.
DOROTHY PARKER devastated BAMNOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRIVID was viciously subdued by OTTO'S MGR in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided match.
YRVO vanquished GAYNE in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
TRACI overpowered JIMPUUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
YEET was luckily beaten by BAVIL in a 2 minute brutal duel.
ANTONITUS overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
PBR savagely defeated WALTER RALEIGH in a 3 minute brutal melee.
JESSEB won victory over THE GREEN KNIGHT in a 1 minute novice's fray.
THROON was overcome by SIR GAWAIN in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
BLUE GUNKY slimly lost to KAILE THE LITTLE in a popular 3 minute novice's bout.
MAID MARION was overcome by HRUAN in a exciting 3 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         TOTAL PARRY       65 -  34 -  1      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  15 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  15 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        35 -  34 -  1      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       26 -  26 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  27 -  4      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  32 -  3      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  57 -  4      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  26 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  19 -  1      39  |

Turn 417 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         6 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  6         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CLYDE THE GLIDE 3732       12   6  1  126 NBA LEGENDS (156)
AIMED BLOW       ZORRO 3706                 17   7  0  108 HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
WALL OF STEEL    I'M DRUNK 3337             22  16  0   96 INEBRIATION (27)
TOTAL PARRY      MUTOMBO 3728               17   3  0   86 NBA LEGENDS (156)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SAUL BELLOW 3709           13  11  1   80 LITERATE LOONS (40)
SLASHING ATTACK  MAGNA CARTA 3747           10   7  0   65 DARQUE AGES (29)
BASHING ATTACK   OTTO'S BUSBOY 3775          7   6  0   61 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
PARRY-LUNGE      OTTO'S MGR 3778             8   3  0   57 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ELLEN RIPLEY 3703.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OTTO'S SOUS-CHEF 3744.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAGNA CARTA 
3747, ELLEN RIPLEY 3703, OTTO'S BUSBOY 3775, KAILE THE LITTLE 3809, RUINN 3695, I'M 
DRUNK 3337, HRUAN 3819, AHNA MISSTEP 3729, DOMINIQUE 3781, and OTTO'S MGR 3778.

The least popular fighter this week was SIR CHARLES 3733.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAID MARION 3811, BLUE GUNKY 3808, THE GREEN KNIGHT 3812, 
JIMPUUS 3794, GAYNE 3783, PRIVID 3665, BAMNOR 3608, AMBER LYNN 3738, SUMMER SHANDY 
3598, and GORSWAMPUS 3798.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RAYMOND CARVER (81-3543) LITERATE LOONS (40)
ZORRO (81-3706) HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
I'M DRUNK (81-3337) INEBRIATION (27)