DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/17/2023    Duedate: 05/30/2023

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-424

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SUMMER SHANDY
INEBRIATION (27)
(81-3598) [8-3-1,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SUMMER SHANDY                  LAAL MAAS
INEBRIATION (27)               DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)
(81-3598) [8-3-1,122]          (81-3852) [1-1-0,22]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ELLEN RIPLEY                   SIR GAWAIN
HEROES & VILLAINS (197)        DARQUE AGES (29)
(81-3703) [16-15-0,80]         (81-3813) [6-3-0,30]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NBA LEGENDS (156)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NBA LEGENDS (156)           31
2. INEBRIATION (27)            26      HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
3. MADNESS (190)               22      Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)     21
5. DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)       18      DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)      7   3  0 70.0   1/ 5 NBA LEGENDS (156)         8  2 0
 2/ 2 HEROES & VILLAINS (197)   92  62  2 59.7   2/ 6 INEBRIATION (27)          8  6 0
 3/ 3 NBA LEGENDS (156)        188 142 12 57.0   3/ 4 HEROES & VILLAINS (197)   8  7 0
 4/ 4 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      906 754 28 54.6   4/10*DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)     7  3 0
 5/ 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      844 747 31 53.0   5/ 8 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       7  7 0
 6/ 7 PRAY THE GODS (155)      454 419 29 52.0   6/12 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   7  8 1
 7/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)         963 891 39 51.9   7/ 1 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       7  8 0
 8/ 8 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     572 581 22 49.6   8/13 PRAY THE GODS (155)       6  4 0
 9/ 9 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)  355 390 25 47.7   9/ 3 DARQUE AGES (29)          6  8 0
10/10 MADNESS (190)            115 132  7 46.6  10/ 2 LITERATE LOONS (40)       6  9 0
11/11 LITERATE LOONS (40)      686 790 31 46.5  11/ 9 MADNESS (190)             6  9 0
12/12 INEBRIATION (27)         373 510 27 42.2  12/11 ARDUIN (200)              5  5 0
13/13 ARDUIN (200)              22  38  1 36.7  13/ 7 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      5  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

Good afternoon! Welcome to all the dueling fans that have come out to our fine arena 
today to enjoy the competition of skilled combat.  I will be your host for this little 
escape from reality.  My name is Huard DePriest, and you will not find a finer spy 
reporter in all the lands than myself.  So, let me humbly take you on a tour of all 
the news worth knowing for today's games.

Dr. Robotnik has always been a little shady.  I mean he is a doctor and fighting in 
the gladiatorial games.  Does he have an actual degree?  Is it honorary or earned?  I 
feel like a white-collar crime is involved with his presence in the arena.  Anyway, 
our good (or bad) doctor has been Duelmaster for the previous two turns, but he met 
his match today in Summer Shandy.  SS challenged for the throne and was not denied.  
Summer Shandy is our newest Duelmaster (and at such a young age, as well).  Congrats 
to Summer Shandy, who is managed by Philthy.

Let's move on to the avoidance category, shall we?  According to my highly accurate, 
though often moody, golems, Big Lake Solution is the most avoided team for turn 424.  
Pray the Gods avoided them the most. It looks as if our newest Duelmater, Summer 
Shandy, was the most challenged warrior.  Having so few fights and being ranked high 
does have its negatives in the arena life!  We have already covered Shandy's victory, 
so we will not revisit it here.

There is not a BY THE NUMBERS section this time out.  Nah, I'm joking, I just couldn't 
find my sponsorship notes, so I guess this one is on the house.

     Fights:        32
     DA Deaths:      1
     Non-DA Deaths:  0 (ya bums!)
     Bloodfeuds:     1 (1-0 for the avenger)
     Challenges:    15

     Largest Up-Challenge:  +21 points - LAAL MAAS (81-3852) (0-1-0,1) of DEMONIC 
     CHILI'S challenged JACOB GRIMM (81-3834) (2-2-0,22) of LITERATE LOONS. LAAL MAAS 
     devastated JACOB GRIMM in a 1-minute mismatched Challenge bout.

     Largest Down Challenge:  -14 points - AHNA MISSTEP (81-3729) (9-17-1,52) of BIG 
     LAKE SOLUTION challenged ANTONITUS (81-3782) (8-8-2,38) of MADNESS. AHNA MISSTEP 
     lost to ANTONITUS in a 1-minute Challenge duel.

The death count is a bit disappointing.  It is even stranger when you realize that guy 
sent to the Dark Arena has a 75% win percentage. Strange times we live in, folks.  
Strange times, indeed!  Time for me to cut out.  There is nothing else left to report 
of note.  Lord Protector Spekt has left us for the Isle.  He lost on a challenge from 
Jihl Blazefury, who was below him 20 points in the rankings.  Ah, NBA Legends did want 
me to note how their 4-1 turn pushed them to the top of the 3-turn ranks.  Congrats to 
them on a strong showing today!

Alright, I am off until next time!  See you on turn 425 for all the great gladiator 
action.  I will predict that Summer Shandy will be our most challenged warrior again, 
and that you guys will not disappoint me further and notch a few kills on your hilts - 
OUTSIDE of the Dark Arena.  I am accustomed to your failures at this point, but as 
they say, "Hope springs eternal!"  Until next time, ya bums!

                                          -- Huard DePriest

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUMMER SHANDY 3598            8   3  1   122       INEBRIATION (27)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNIDELY WHIPLASH 3767        16   5  0   106       HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
 CLYDE THE GLIDE 3732         15   9  1   101       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 MARGERY KEMPE 3686           20  15  1    99       DARQUE AGES (29)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JIHL BLAZEFURY 3735          16  10  0    99       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 MUTOMBO 3728                 21   5  0    98       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 DR. ROBOTNIK 3737            20   6  0    93       HEROES & VILLAINS (197)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAUL BELLOW 3709             15  16  1    90       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 BAMNOR 3608                  21  26  0    89       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 SAI 3678                     17   8  0    87       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 OTTO'S SOUS-CHEF 3744        14  10  1    86       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 MAGNA CARTA 3747             15   9  0    84       DARQUE AGES (29)
 OTTO'S FRY GUY 3648          20  21  1    82       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 RECLAN 3650                  14  15  2    81       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 ELLEN RIPLEY 3703            16  15  0    80       HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
 SAILASA 3692                 15   8  0    79       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 GAYNE 3783                   10   6  1    78       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 PRIVID 3665                  17  21  0    72       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 ANTON CHEKHOV 3651           14  27  0    70       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 OTTO'S BUSBOY 3775            8  12  0    68       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR CHARLES 3733             14  10  0    59       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 TRACI 3740                   13  12  0    58       MADNESS (190)
 AGAVE 3599                    7   4  0    57       INEBRIATION (27)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAVIL 3793                    9   4  0    53       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 KOMMA 3766                   10  11  0    51       MADNESS (190)
 ANTONITUS 3782                9   8  2    51       MADNESS (190)
 BLUE GUNKY 3808               5   5  0    50       ARDUIN (200)
 KAILE THE LITTLE 3809         4   6  2    48       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 AHNA MISSTEP 3729             9  18  1    46       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 DRUV 3785                     7   2  0    44       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 PHANDELYON 3805               7   3  0    42       ARDUIN (200)
 SHAQ 3840                     3   1  0    38       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 PBR 3555                      9   5  0    36       INEBRIATION (27)
 DOMINIQUE 3781                8   9  0    36       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 JIMPUUS 3794                  5   7  0    34       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 GORSWAMPUS 3798               5   6  0    34       ARDUIN (200)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR GAWAIN 3813               6   3  0    30       DARQUE AGES (29)
 HRUAN 3819                    6   2  0    30       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 THE GAME 3821                 3   4  0    24       MADNESS (190)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OTTOBOT 3829                  4   1  0    22       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 LAAL MAAS 3852                1   1  0    22       DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)
 THROON 3807                   4   6  1    21       ARDUIN (200)
 NOT SO HOT 3848               2   0  0    21       DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)
 JESSEB 3803                   4   7  0    20       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 LUKHA 3826                    3   4  0    20       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 GALPOH CHIPAXE 3823           2   5  0    19       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 WILHUM 3846                   2   2  0    18       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 DEEP 3831                     2   1  0    17       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 WALTER RALEIGH 3816           3   6  0    15       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 THX 1138 3843                 2   2  0    13       HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
 WILHELM GRIMM 3835            3   2  0    11       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 SPARTAN 3820                  2   5  0    11       MADNESS (190)
 J-LAPENO 3849                 2   0  0    11       DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)
 JACOB GRIMM 3834              2   3  0     9       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 OTTO'S BIG-TIPPER 3833        1   5  0     8       INEBRIATION (27)
 SPARTACUS 3844                1   3  0     8       HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
 HOPPIN' JOHN 3851             1   1  0     5       DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AIR SHARK 3845                1   2  0     5       ARDUIN (200)
 GHOST PEPPER 3850             1   1  0     4       DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)
 LONGSHANKS 3857               0   1  0     1       DARQUE AGES (29)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OTTO'S MGR 3778         9  8 0 CULT OF BACCHUS 4    KAILE THE LITTLE 3809 423  JUST REVENGED
COURTRAI 3841           3  2 0 DARQUE AGES 29       WURM KIN              424  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Greetings Philthy and Den -- I am back in Shadowspire. The Gods of RSI game me a 4-win 
handicap. Let's see how long I can stay above 50%. I am taking bets on the over-under. 
3 turns? 4? Team Ardoin I vow to stay ahead of you. -- Chad

Ahna Misstep -- Three for me and you are an awesome tutor! -- Gayne the Smug

Agave -- I love beating golems. -- Bavil the Blithe

Jacob Grimm -- Damn your good! Thanks for the training. -- Hruan the Gratified

PBR -- Thanks for the crappy training ya bum! -- Lukha the Irked

Sir Gawain -- Back and forth. Well fought. -- Wilhum the Unwavering

Otto's Sous-Chef -- That a was a quickee. -- Gayne the Cheeky

Otto's ry Guy -- You have 4 times my experience and don't share any training. How 
Rude! -- Bavil the Surly

Spartan -- Two for me and none for you. -- Hruan the Vain

Shaq -- OUCH!!! -- Lukha the Dire

Courtrai -- Sometimes I even surprise myself. -- Wilhum in Awe

Congrats Spekt on your invites to the Isle. -- Clan Longbeard

DeSnotty -- Yeah, I am painfully aware of that.  I find this arena very frustrating.  
I replaced the original team as I assumed it was cursed and a new team would cure the 
curse.  It's obvious that had no effect.  Not saying my warriors are awesome, but they 
should be winning & learning at higher rates.  I think maybe the guild house is cursed 
and I may have to move the entire team.  Anyway, for pointing that out, I hope the 
fleas of a thousand camels infest your nether regions. -- Den, the guy with great 
frustration

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COURTRAI was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BAMNOR vanquished KAILE THE LITTLE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud battle.
SUMMER SHANDY savagely defeated DR. ROBOTNIK in a 8 minute Challenge Title duel.
RECLAN defeated ANTON CHEKHOV in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
OTTO'S FRY GUY was devastated by CLYDE THE GLIDE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SAI was outlasted by MUTOMBO in a unpopular 23 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
JIHL BLAZEFURY overcame SPEKT in a action packed 3 minute expert's Challenge fight.
AHNA MISSTEP lost to ANTONITUS in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
DOMINIQUE was viciously subdued by BLUE GUNKY in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
DRUV defeated JIMPUUS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SHAQ overpowered WILHUM in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
DEEP was demolished by PHANDELYON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
OTTO'S BIG-TIPPER was devastated by LUKHA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
LAAL MAAS devastated JACOB GRIMM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HOPPIN' JOHN was overcome by GALPOH CHIPAXE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GHOST PEPPER was vanquished by THE GAME in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
J-LAPENO outwaited AIR SHARK in a unpopular 9 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
MAGNA CARTA was devastated by SNIDELY WHIPLASH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GAYNE was demolished by MARGERY KEMPE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ELLEN RIPLEY was narrowly defeated by SAUL BELLOW in a 5 minute master's fight.
OTTO'S SOUS-CHEF overpowered TRACI in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
PRIVID was narrowly defeated by SAILASA in a dull 26 minute bloody expert's fray.
OTTO'S BUSBOY savagely defeated BAVIL in a 3 minute gory match.
SIR CHARLES luckily beat KOMMA in a popular 10 minute gruesome veteran's duel.
AGAVE overpowered GORSWAMPUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PBR slimly won victory over JESSEB in a 2 minute bout.
WALTER RALEIGH was vanquished by HRUAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SPARTAN was unbelievably bested by OTTOBOT in a 2 minute bloody bout.
SIR GAWAIN viciously subdued THX 1138 in a popular 8 minute gory bout.
THROON won victory over WILHELM GRIMM in a 2 minute fray.
SPARTACUS savagely defeated LONGSHANKS in a 2 minute gory novice's match.
NOT SO HOT overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         AIMED BLOW        44 -  30 -  4      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         TOTAL PARRY       56 -  40 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  38 -  2      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  25 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  26 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  24 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  28 -  1      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  16 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  36 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  29 -  2      41  |

Turn 424 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  7         5  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SUMMER SHANDY 3598          8   3  1  122 INEBRIATION (27)
STRIKING ATTACK  CLYDE THE GLIDE 3732       15   9  1  101 NBA LEGENDS (156)
TOTAL PARRY      MARGERY KEMPE 3686         20  15  1   99 DARQUE AGES (29)
SLASHING ATTACK  MAGNA CARTA 3747           15   9  0   84 DARQUE AGES (29)
LUNGING ATTACK   ELLEN RIPLEY 3703          16  15  0   80 HEROES & VILLAINS (197)
PARRY-STRIKE     TRACI 3740                 13  12  0   58 MADNESS (190)
WALL OF STEEL    AGAVE 3599                  7   4  0   57 INEBRIATION (27)
BASHING ATTACK   ANTONITUS 3782              9   8  2   51 MADNESS (190)
PARRY-LUNGE      DRUV 3785                   7   2  0   44 PRAY THE GODS (155)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ELLEN RIPLEY 3703.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SIR GAWAIN 3813.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELLEN RIPLEY 
3703, KOMMA 3766, DOMINIQUE 3781, BLUE GUNKY 3808, JIMPUUS 3794, GALPOH CHIPAXE 3823, 
OTTO'S BUSBOY 3775, PBR 3555, GAYNE 3783, and SAUL BELLOW 3709.

The least popular fighter this week was PRIVID 3665.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SAILASA 3692, SAI 3678, MUTOMBO 3728, DR. ROBOTNIK 3737, AIR SHARK 
3845, THX 1138 3843, SIR CHARLES 3733, J-LAPENO 3849, LONGSHANKS 3857, and WALTER 
RALEIGH 3816.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SPEKT (81-3541) WICKED MARTYRS (148)

                         SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEW ORLEANS!

We're going back to the Big Easy! We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in New 
Orleans, LA on July 21-13, 2023! It will be held at the same hotel as last time we 
were there, the Hilton New Orleans St. Charles (504-378-2808).  Room rates are $159.00 
per night, 1-2 occupancy, with free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center and 
on-site restaurant.  The rooms are blocked and the code is "DUEL"  

         The official block cutoff is June 20 so make your reservations ASAP!
         The hotel reservation site is:  https://tinyurl.com/FF69inNewOrleans

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

We look forward to seeing you in July! -- RSI