DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 01/10/2024 Duedate: 01/23/2024 SHADOWSPIRE ARENA DM-81 TURN-441 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SAUL BELLOW LITERATE LOONS (40) (81-3709) [24-24-1,129] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SAUL BELLOW FINGERLESS FRIAR LITERATE LOONS (40) THE CHURCH (203) (81-3709) [24-24-1,129] (81-3921) [2-1-0,20] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite ANTON CHEKHOV POUNCING PONTIF LITERATE LOONS (40) THE CHURCH (203) (81-3651) [23-35-0,109] (81-3923) [1-2-0,5] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM LITERATE LOONS (40) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. LITERATE LOONS (40) 44 2. DARQUE AGES (29) 41 NBA LEGENDS (156) 3. FAR TRAVELERS (113) 33 Unchartered Team 4. THE CHURCH (203) 22 5. BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 19 TOILET PAPER (202) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 2 NBA LEGENDS (156) 227 186 14 55.0 1/ 2 LITERATE LOONS (40) 11 4 0 2/ 3 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 955 787 33 54.8 2/ 1 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 10 5 2 3- 4 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 730 626 20 53.8 3/ 5 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8) 10 5 0 4/ 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 896 780 31 53.5 4/ 4 FAR TRAVELERS (113) 9 6 0 5/ 1*TOILET PAPER (202) 8 7 1 53.3 5/10*TOILET PAPER (202) 8 7 1 6/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29) 997 936 43 51.6 6- 3 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 7 3 0 7- 7 PRAY THE GODS (155) 478 454 29 51.3 7/11 DARQUE AGES (29) 7 7 0 8/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 609 624 25 49.4 8/ 7 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 7 8 1 9/ 8 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8) 68 70 4 49.3 9/12 INEBRIATION (27) 7 8 0 10/10 FAR TRAVELERS (113) 71 77 4 48.0 10/ 8 NBA LEGENDS (156) 6 8 1 11/11 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) 390 438 29 47.1 11/14*THE CHURCH (203) 6 9 0 12/12 LITERATE LOONS (40) 734 826 34 47.1 12/ 9 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 6 9 0 13/13 INEBRIATION (27) 400 547 27 42.2 13/ 6 WICKED MARTYRS (148) 6 9 0 14/15*THE CHURCH (203) 6 9 0 40.0 14-13 PRAY THE GODS (155) 4 6 0 15/14 DEMONIC CHILI'S (201) 31 59 1 34.4 15/15 DEMONIC CHILI'S (201) 2 13 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Duelmasters are leaving us quickly, so we have to keep replenishing the throne with fresh meat. The seat doesn't get warm before a warrior is shipped off to the Isle of the Eye, and we have to get a new champion for The Spire. As it so happens, Reclan got the chair and an invite on the same turn. He also failed to show up for his final fight in our arena, so we are left with only one solution to find a new Duelmaster - recognition points . . . again. The big title fight came down to Sgt. York challenging Saul Bellow for all the accolades. Saul was able to overcome Sgt. York in a 1-minute fight. Congrats to Saul Bellow on his ascension to the throne. He did not get an invite to the Isle, so there will be a proper title defense next turn. We had 4 deaths this turn, and some coincidental happenings are associated with it! There was not a win among any of the warriors that died today. That wouldn't be groundbreaking news if they were all Dark Arena deaths. But, I bet you can guess from my excitement that they were not! Thomas Malory and Ptooey died in the daylight with a final combined record of 0-9. The other deaths were two deaths by torchlight, and that brings the total losses for all deaths this turn to 0-13. Congrats to Otto's Busboy and Anton Chekhov for getting invited to immortality and island accommodations, compliments of the Gladiatorial Commission. They won't be inducted into the Shadowspire Hall of Fame, but DO NOT downplay the accomplishment of getting a warrior to the advanced arenas, especially from a no-tourney arena. Death is a bit more permanent in our circles since the Greywand forbids our participation in Ahringol's October blessing. It is a long trek for even the best warriors, so tonight, we celebrate Mr. Chekhov and the Busboy! Congrats warriors and to your managers for seeing you through to the end of your Basic career. Gladiators were running for the toilet paper today. No, that isn't right! It looks like Toilet Paper was running from the other gladiators. They avoided Dragonbane Guild the most for turn 441. Our most challenged warrior was Privid. Wicked Martyrs' warrior fought Urmar in a 2-minute uneven fight. With a 20-35 record, I predict we will see Privid on our most challenged list more in the future. I'll see you bums in a few weeks. There is a tournament popping up this weekend. I will probably try to mosey on down to see what is happening. Just because I'm the spy reporter for a no-tourney arena doesn't mean I don't enjoy the tournament fights. What is not to love? Loads of fights over a few days with death and mayhem. There is usually lots of booze too. You get to hobnob with lots of different people. And I didn't mention it, I'd like to point out the booze! Okay, I'm out. Come back and see me in a few weeks. -- Huard DePriest DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SAUL BELLOW 3709 24 24 1 129 LITERATE LOONS (40) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OTTO'S BUSBOY 3775 16 21 0 116 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) ANTON CHEKHOV 3651 23 35 0 109 LITERATE LOONS (40) URMAR 1373 16 14 0 103 FAR TRAVELERS (113) LUCREZIA 3865 11 3 1 102 FAR TRAVELERS (113) -STORMCLAW 2569 24 21 1 100 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) JACOB GRIMM 3834 11 11 2 100 LITERATE LOONS (40) SNAKE EYES 58 14 14 1 99 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8) -SAI 3678 22 15 0 97 PRAY THE GODS (155) WILHELM GRIMM 3835 14 8 1 97 LITERATE LOONS (40) -SAILASA 3692 22 13 0 96 PRAY THE GODS (155) PRIVID 3665 20 35 0 95 WICKED MARTYRS (148) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HANA 1370 15 15 1 90 FAR TRAVELERS (113) GALPOH CHIPAXE 3823 9 15 2 88 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) SIR CHARLES 3733 23 18 0 87 NBA LEGENDS (156) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DOMINIQUE 3781 17 17 0 87 NBA LEGENDS (156) BAVIL 3793 20 10 0 86 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) SGT. YORK 61 13 15 1 81 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8) MEADE 3895 7 4 0 81 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) BIG BROTHER 59 14 14 0 80 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8) AHNA MISSTEP 3729 13 31 1 78 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) GAYNE 3783 21 12 1 77 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) AGAVE 3599 13 11 0 76 INEBRIATION (27) ALEKSANDR 1372 16 14 1 74 FAR TRAVELERS (113) KARMA POLICE 3855 10 7 0 72 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) -ORLANDO 2688 15 16 1 71 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OTTOBOT 3829 14 8 1 66 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) WONDER WOMAN 62 14 14 1 65 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8) TENN PENN 3871 7 7 0 62 WICKED MARTYRS (148) TANKERA 3873 8 6 0 59 WICKED MARTYRS (148) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OTTO'S BIG-TIPPER 3833 6 13 0 51 INEBRIATION (27) RODGER NEFFER 3872 7 7 0 47 WICKED MARTYRS (148) -DRUV 3785 10 11 0 46 PRAY THE GODS (155) SHAQ 3840 10 11 0 45 NBA LEGENDS (156) YANARA BARD 3886 7 5 2 43 WICKED MARTYRS (148) CANTERBURY 3901 5 4 0 41 DARQUE AGES (29) HAMM 3866 8 3 0 38 INEBRIATION (27) REFRIGERATOR PERRY 552 7 4 0 38 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8) J-LAPENO 3849 8 10 0 34 DEMONIC CHILI'S (201) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NOT SO HOT 3848 7 11 1 33 DEMONIC CHILI'S (201) TITO'S 3868 5 7 0 33 INEBRIATION (27) DAINTY LEAF 3890 4 6 1 31 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) DENNIS RODMAN 3894 5 5 0 28 NBA LEGENDS (156) FIERCE RYDER 3892 6 4 2 27 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) BOCCACCIO 3907 4 4 2 27 DARQUE AGES (29) -WYRMSHADOW 2986 4 2 0 25 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) GENERRO 3931 3 0 0 24 FAR TRAVELERS (113) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WASTEL 3917 4 2 0 22 DARQUE AGES (29) DORNE 3891 5 5 1 21 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) FINGERLESS FRIAR 3921 2 1 0 20 THE CHURCH (203) PAUL THE BEARER 3925 2 1 0 17 THE CHURCH (203) SAUCY SHERIFF 3904 4 4 0 16 DEMONIC CHILI'S (201) AHROG 3927 2 2 0 16 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) NIKOLAI GOGOL 3911 4 2 0 14 LITERATE LOONS (40) -SHEHTAL 3863 2 8 0 14 PRAY THE GODS (155) PTOMAINE 3914 3 0 0 13 TOILET PAPER (202) CURIAS 3910 3 4 0 13 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) -STORMWING CADET 3932 1 0 0 13 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) PTYALISM 3916 2 1 0 12 TOILET PAPER (202) ISIAH THOMAS 3939 1 0 1 12 NBA LEGENDS (156) PTERODACTYL 3913 2 1 0 7 TOILET PAPER (202) PTEROSAUR 3912 1 2 1 6 TOILET PAPER (202) NUN YA BUSINESS 3935 1 0 0 6 THE CHURCH (203) POUNCING PONTIF 3923 1 2 0 5 THE CHURCH (203) HOT LIPS 3941 1 0 0 5 DEMONIC CHILI'S (201) KAYD THE BOQ 3937 0 1 0 2 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) LOCO TACO 3933 0 2 0 2 DEMONIC CHILI'S (201) TESSA SHORTEYE 3938 0 1 0 1 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FOZZY GEEZER 3936 0 1 0 1 INEBRIATION (27) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? HAYT AMAZING 3930 1 1 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 FIERCE RYDER 3892 440 SERF 3940 0 1 0 DARQUE AGES 29 BANDIT PRINCE 441 NONE THOMAS MALORY 3918 0 6 0 DARQUE AGES 29 DORNE 3891 441 ANGRY ACOLYTE 3922 0 3 0 THE CHURCH 203 MOUNTAIN TROLL 441 NONE NUN THE WISER 3924 0 2 0 THE CHURCH 203 PTEROSAUR 3912 440 JUST REVENGED PTOOEY 3915 0 3 0 TOILET PAPER 202 ISIAH THOMAS 3939 441 PERSONAL ADS Dragon Scarred -- Great minds think alike!! I was looking forward to meeting you!! And gracious, we liked to learn, didn't we?! -- Big Brother Tankera -- Really?! Nothin'!? You couldn't teach me one, single thing?! Geesh!!! -- Refrigerator Perry PRIVID -- That fair sir was a privilege to participate in. Keep up the good work! -- SGT York Bavil -- "The fighters slowly circle each other looking for a weakness." Yeah, I spotted what you were lookin' at! -- Wonder Woman GALPOH CHIPAXE -- *The masked warrior approaches, points at his sword, and then attempts to draw you into a hug* -- Snake Eyes To all Shadowspire -- So close!! We remain on the cusp of the sacred 50.0 mark. This turn! I feel it!! And to celebrate the upcoming accomplishment, I will take my shot at the throne! Big Brother shall be the first Childhood Hero to fart on the sacred seat of power!! Yes, this is my destiny!!! *A mega-maniacal note fills Big Brother's voice* MY DESTINY!!! -- Big Brother Uh, I gave him a sedative, but not before noticing his stamped challenge paperwork. Apparently Big Brother has indeed requested a chance to fight for the Duelmaster's throne. Gracious! Well, in slightly more fun news, the boss has asked us to see what the chances are of all four of us getting invited on the same turn. I'm not sure I've even heard of that happening, but who knows. -- Wonder Woman Agave -- Your counter attacking has drastically improved. -- Gayne The Underachiever Wonder Woman -- You truly are a wonder and stingy as well. Lasting 5 more minutes after being winded and teaching me squat. -- Bavil the Perturbed Stormclaw -- Just when I think I have you your desperation turned me to ice. -- Meade the Glacial PTOMaine -- Ahh you have found my kryptonite. -- Curias the Haggard Damn crooked merchants! -- Ahrog the Bamboozled Congrats Reclan and Dragon Scarred on being the last invites to the Isle, of the year. -- Clan Longbeard Pterosaur -- Well that was a shocking loss for The Church. The ladies over at the nunnery are all of a flutter and I am left with all this Bloodfeud paperwork. The good news is we are already selling day one "Blood Feud" T-shirts. Get yours before they sell out! -- Big P, manager of The Church LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ANGRY ACOLYTE was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. SERF was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. FINGERLESS FRIAR viciously subdued PTEROSAUR in a 2 minute novice's Bloodfeud match. HANA was devastated by OTTO'S BUSBOY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. SGT. YORK was demolished by SAUL BELLOW in a 1 minute Challenge Title competition. LUCREZIA overpowered SIR CHARLES in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge struggle. URMAR overpowered PRIVID in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge melee. SHAQ was vanquished by KARMA POLICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. OTTO'S BIG-TIPPER vanquished DAINTY LEAF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. CANTERBURY overpowered J-LAPENO in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge match. NOT SO HOT was narrowly defeated by REFRIGERATOR PERRY in a 3 minute Challenge match. PTERODACTYL was devastated by WASTEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict. PTYALISM unbelievably bested POUNCING PONTIF in a 6 minute amateur's Challenge bout. GENERRO defeated SAUCY SHERIFF in a 1 minute Challenge duel. LOCO TACO was defeated by NIKOLAI GOGOL in a 2 minute Challenge struggle. ANTON CHEKHOV vanquished ALEKSANDR in a 1 minute one-sided fray. AGAVE was devastated by SNAKE EYES in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. AHNA MISSTEP was overpowered by JACOB GRIMM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. BIG BROTHER was luckily beaten by BAVIL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute master's fight. WILHELM GRIMM narrowly defeated MEADE in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight. GALPOH CHIPAXE overpowered WONDER WOMAN in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fray. GAYNE bested TANKERA in a exciting 1 minute bout. DOMINIQUE defeated TENN PENN in a exciting 2 minute uneven fight. OTTOBOT overpowered HAMM in a popular 4 minute brutal one-sided duel. RODGER NEFFER viciously subdued FIERCE RYDER in a 2 minute gruesome bout. YANARA BARD viciously subdued DENNIS RODMAN in a 2 minute gruesome bout. AHROG was overpowered by TITO'S in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition. BOCCACCIO overpowered CURIAS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight. DORNE savagely slew THOMAS MALORY in a 2 minute brutal match. PTOOEY was assassinated by ISIAH THOMAS in a 1 minute one-sided fight. PTOMAINE luckily beat KAYD THE BOQ in a exciting 4 minute bloody beginner's bout. PAUL THE BEARER vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 3 minute mismatched fight. FOZZY GEEZER was subdued by NUN YA BUSINESS in a 2 minute novice's struggle. TESSA SHORTEYE was overcome by HOT LIPS in a 3 minute novice's fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 13 AIMED BLOW 43 - 27 - 6 61 | |LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 26 - 17 - 2 60 | |SLASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 36 - 34 - 0 51 | |AIMED BLOW 7 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 27 - 1 51 | |WALL OF STEEL 7 TOTAL PARRY 56 - 60 - 1 48 | |BASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 24 - 0 48 | |PARRY-LUNGE 5 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 31 - 3 47 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 19 - 0 46 | |PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 28 - 36 - 1 44 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 31 - 0 35 | Turn 441 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 7 3 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 7 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL URMAR 1373 16 14 0 103 FAR TRAVELERS (113) AIMED BLOW LUCREZIA 3865 11 3 1 102 FAR TRAVELERS (113) TOTAL PARRY SIR CHARLES 3733 23 18 0 87 NBA LEGENDS (156) BASHING ATTACK MEADE 3895 7 4 0 81 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) STRIKING ATTACK GAYNE 3783 21 12 1 77 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) LUNGING ATTACK ALEKSANDR 1372 16 14 1 74 FAR TRAVELERS (113) SLASHING ATTACK KARMA POLICE 3855 10 7 0 72 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) PARRY-STRIKE YANARA BARD 3886 7 5 2 43 WICKED MARTYRS (148) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is ANTON CHEKHOV 3651. The most popular warrior this turn was POUNCING PONTIF 3923. The ten other most popular fighters were KAYD THE BOQ 3937, MEADE 3895, DOMINIQUE 3781, FINGERLESS FRIAR 3921, LUCREZIA 3865, BIG BROTHER 59, WILHELM GRIMM 3835, OTTOBOT 3829, URMAR 1373, and NOT SO HOT 3848. The least popular fighter this week was HAMM 3866. The other ten least popular fighters were HOT LIPS 3941, PAUL THE BEARER 3925, PTOOEY 3915, CURIAS 3910, FIERCE RYDER 3892, WONDER WOMAN 62, AHNA MISSTEP 3729, AGAVE 3599, ALEKSANDR 1372, and LOCO TACO 3933. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: OTTO'S BUSBOY (81-3775) BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178) ANTON CHEKHOV (81-3651) LITERATE LOONS (40) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: DRAGON SCARRED (81-2644) DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) RECLAN (81-3650) PRAY THE GODS (155)