DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/10/2024    Duedate: 01/23/2024

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-441

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SAUL BELLOW
LITERATE LOONS (40)
(81-3709) [24-24-1,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SAUL BELLOW                    FINGERLESS FRIAR
LITERATE LOONS (40)            THE CHURCH (203)
(81-3709) [24-24-1,129]        (81-3921) [2-1-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ANTON CHEKHOV                  POUNCING PONTIF
LITERATE LOONS (40)            THE CHURCH (203)
(81-3651) [23-35-0,109]        (81-3923) [1-2-0,5]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LITERATE LOONS (40)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LITERATE LOONS (40)         44
2. DARQUE AGES (29)            41      NBA LEGENDS (156)
3. FAR TRAVELERS (113)         33      Unchartered Team
4. THE CHURCH (203)            22
5. BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)     19      TOILET PAPER (202)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 NBA LEGENDS (156)        227 186 14 55.0   1/ 2 LITERATE LOONS (40)      11  4 0
 2/ 3 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      955 787 33 54.8   2/ 1 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      10  5 2
 3- 4 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    730 626 20 53.8   3/ 5 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)     10  5 0
 4/ 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      896 780 31 53.5   4/ 4 FAR TRAVELERS (113)       9  6 0
 5/ 1*TOILET PAPER (202)         8   7  1 53.3   5/10*TOILET PAPER (202)        8  7 1
 6/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)         997 936 43 51.6   6- 3 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     7  3 0
 7- 7 PRAY THE GODS (155)      478 454 29 51.3   7/11 DARQUE AGES (29)          7  7 0
 8/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     609 624 25 49.4   8/ 7 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   7  8 1
 9/ 8 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      68  70  4 49.3   9/12 INEBRIATION (27)          7  8 0
10/10 FAR TRAVELERS (113)       71  77  4 48.0  10/ 8 NBA LEGENDS (156)         6  8 1
11/11 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)  390 438 29 47.1  11/14*THE CHURCH (203)          6  9 0
12/12 LITERATE LOONS (40)      734 826 34 47.1  12/ 9 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       6  9 0
13/13 INEBRIATION (27)         400 547 27 42.2  13/ 6 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      6  9 0
14/15*THE CHURCH (203)           6   9  0 40.0  14-13 PRAY THE GODS (155)       4  6 0
15/14 DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)     31  59  1 34.4  15/15 DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)     2 13 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

Duelmasters are leaving us quickly, so we have to keep replenishing the throne with 
fresh meat.  The seat doesn't get warm before a warrior is shipped off to the Isle of 
the Eye, and we have to get a new champion for The Spire.  As it so happens, Reclan 
got the chair and an invite on the same turn.  He also failed to show up for his final 
fight in our arena, so we are left with only one solution to find a new Duelmaster - 
recognition points . . . again.  The big title fight came down to Sgt. York 
challenging Saul Bellow for all the accolades.  Saul was able to overcome Sgt. York in 
a 1-minute fight. Congrats to Saul Bellow on his ascension to the throne.  He did not 
get an invite to the Isle, so there will be a proper title defense next turn.

We had 4 deaths this turn, and some coincidental happenings are associated with it!  
There was not a win among any of the warriors that died today.  That wouldn't be 
groundbreaking news if they were all Dark Arena deaths.  But, I bet you can guess from 
my excitement that they were not!  Thomas Malory and Ptooey died in the daylight with 
a final combined record of 0-9.  The other deaths were two deaths by torchlight, and 
that brings the total losses for all deaths this turn to 0-13.

Congrats to Otto's Busboy and Anton Chekhov for getting invited to immortality and 
island accommodations, compliments of the Gladiatorial Commission.  They won't be 
inducted into the Shadowspire Hall of Fame, but DO NOT downplay the accomplishment of 
getting a warrior to the advanced arenas, especially from a no-tourney arena.  Death 
is a bit more permanent in our circles since the Greywand forbids our participation in 
Ahringol's October blessing.  It is a long trek for even the best warriors, so 
tonight, we celebrate Mr. Chekhov and the Busboy!  Congrats warriors and to your 
managers for seeing you through to the end of your Basic career.

Gladiators were running for the toilet paper today.  No, that isn't right!  It looks 
like Toilet Paper was running from the other gladiators.  They avoided Dragonbane 
Guild the most for turn 441.  Our most challenged warrior was Privid.  Wicked Martyrs' 
warrior fought Urmar in a 2-minute uneven fight.  With a 20-35 record, I predict we 
will see Privid on our most challenged list more in the future.

I'll see you bums in a few weeks.  There is a tournament popping up this weekend.  I 
will probably try to mosey on down to see what is happening.  Just because I'm the spy 
reporter for a no-tourney arena doesn't mean I don't enjoy the tournament fights.  
What is not to love?  Loads of fights over a few days with death and mayhem.  There is 
usually lots of booze too.  You get to hobnob with lots of different people.  And I 
didn't mention it, I'd like to point out the booze!  Okay, I'm out.  Come back and see 
me in a few weeks.

                                          -- Huard DePriest

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAUL BELLOW 3709             24  24  1   129       LITERATE LOONS (40)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OTTO'S BUSBOY 3775           16  21  0   116       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 ANTON CHEKHOV 3651           23  35  0   109       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 URMAR 1373                   16  14  0   103       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
 LUCREZIA 3865                11   3  1   102       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
-STORMCLAW 2569               24  21  1   100       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 JACOB GRIMM 3834             11  11  2   100       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 SNAKE EYES 58                14  14  1    99       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
-SAI 3678                     22  15  0    97       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 WILHELM GRIMM 3835           14   8  1    97       LITERATE LOONS (40)
-SAILASA 3692                 22  13  0    96       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 PRIVID 3665                  20  35  0    95       WICKED MARTYRS (148)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HANA 1370                    15  15  1    90       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
 GALPOH CHIPAXE 3823           9  15  2    88       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 SIR CHARLES 3733             23  18  0    87       NBA LEGENDS (156)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOMINIQUE 3781               17  17  0    87       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 BAVIL 3793                   20  10  0    86       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 SGT. YORK 61                 13  15  1    81       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 MEADE 3895                    7   4  0    81       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 BIG BROTHER 59               14  14  0    80       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 AHNA MISSTEP 3729            13  31  1    78       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 GAYNE 3783                   21  12  1    77       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 AGAVE 3599                   13  11  0    76       INEBRIATION (27)
 ALEKSANDR 1372               16  14  1    74       FAR TRAVELERS (113)
 KARMA POLICE 3855            10   7  0    72       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-ORLANDO 2688                 15  16  1    71       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OTTOBOT 3829                 14   8  1    66       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 WONDER WOMAN 62              14  14  1    65       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 TENN PENN 3871                7   7  0    62       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 TANKERA 3873                  8   6  0    59       WICKED MARTYRS (148)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OTTO'S BIG-TIPPER 3833        6  13  0    51       INEBRIATION (27)
 RODGER NEFFER 3872            7   7  0    47       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
-DRUV 3785                    10  11  0    46       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 SHAQ 3840                    10  11  0    45       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 YANARA BARD 3886              7   5  2    43       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 CANTERBURY 3901               5   4  0    41       DARQUE AGES (29)
 HAMM 3866                     8   3  0    38       INEBRIATION (27)
 REFRIGERATOR PERRY 552        7   4  0    38       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 J-LAPENO 3849                 8  10  0    34       DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT SO HOT 3848               7  11  1    33       DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)
 TITO'S 3868                   5   7  0    33       INEBRIATION (27)
 DAINTY LEAF 3890              4   6  1    31       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 DENNIS RODMAN 3894            5   5  0    28       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 FIERCE RYDER 3892             6   4  2    27       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 BOCCACCIO 3907                4   4  2    27       DARQUE AGES (29)
-WYRMSHADOW 2986               4   2  0    25       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 GENERRO 3931                  3   0  0    24       FAR TRAVELERS (113)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WASTEL 3917                   4   2  0    22       DARQUE AGES (29)
 DORNE 3891                    5   5  1    21       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 FINGERLESS FRIAR 3921         2   1  0    20       THE CHURCH (203)
 PAUL THE BEARER 3925          2   1  0    17       THE CHURCH (203)
 SAUCY SHERIFF 3904            4   4  0    16       DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)
 AHROG 3927                    2   2  0    16       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 NIKOLAI GOGOL 3911            4   2  0    14       LITERATE LOONS (40)
-SHEHTAL 3863                  2   8  0    14       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 PTOMAINE 3914                 3   0  0    13       TOILET PAPER (202)
 CURIAS 3910                   3   4  0    13       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
-STORMWING CADET 3932          1   0  0    13       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 PTYALISM 3916                 2   1  0    12       TOILET PAPER (202)
 ISIAH THOMAS 3939             1   0  1    12       NBA LEGENDS (156)
 PTERODACTYL 3913              2   1  0     7       TOILET PAPER (202)
 PTEROSAUR 3912                1   2  1     6       TOILET PAPER (202)
 NUN YA BUSINESS 3935          1   0  0     6       THE CHURCH (203)
 POUNCING PONTIF 3923          1   2  0     5       THE CHURCH (203)
 HOT LIPS 3941                 1   0  0     5       DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)
 KAYD THE BOQ 3937             0   1  0     2       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 LOCO TACO 3933                0   2  0     2       DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)
 TESSA SHORTEYE 3938           0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOZZY GEEZER 3936             0   1  0     1       INEBRIATION (27)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HAYT AMAZING 3930       1  1 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 FIERCE RYDER 3892     440   
SERF 3940               0  1 0 DARQUE AGES 29       BANDIT PRINCE         441  NONE
THOMAS MALORY 3918      0  6 0 DARQUE AGES 29       DORNE 3891            441   
ANGRY ACOLYTE 3922      0  3 0 THE CHURCH 203       MOUNTAIN TROLL        441  NONE
NUN THE WISER 3924      0  2 0 THE CHURCH 203       PTEROSAUR 3912        440  JUST REVENGED
PTOOEY 3915             0  3 0 TOILET PAPER 202     ISIAH THOMAS 3939     441   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Dragon Scarred -- Great minds think alike!! I was looking forward to meeting you!!  
And gracious, we liked to learn, didn't we?! -- Big Brother

Tankera -- Really?! Nothin'!? You couldn't teach me one, single thing?! Geesh!!! -- 
Refrigerator Perry

PRIVID -- That fair sir was a privilege to participate in. Keep up the good work! -- 
SGT York

Bavil -- "The fighters slowly circle each other looking for a weakness." Yeah, I 
spotted what you were lookin' at! -- Wonder Woman

GALPOH CHIPAXE -- *The masked warrior approaches, points at his sword, and then 
attempts to draw you into a hug* -- Snake Eyes

To all Shadowspire -- So close!!  We remain on the cusp of the sacred 50.0 mark. This 
turn! I feel it!! And to celebrate the upcoming accomplishment, I will take my shot at 
the throne! Big Brother shall be the first Childhood Hero to fart on the sacred seat 
of power!!  Yes, this is my destiny!!! *A mega-maniacal note fills Big Brother's 
voice* MY DESTINY!!! -- Big Brother

Uh, I gave him a sedative, but not before noticing his stamped challenge paperwork. 
Apparently Big Brother has indeed requested a chance to fight for the Duelmaster's 
throne. Gracious! Well, in slightly more fun news, the boss has asked us to see what 
the chances are of all four of us getting invited on the same turn. I'm not sure I've 
even heard of that happening, but who knows. -- Wonder Woman

Agave -- Your counter attacking has drastically improved. -- Gayne The Underachiever

Wonder Woman -- You truly are a wonder and stingy as well. Lasting 5 more minutes 
after being winded and teaching me squat. -- Bavil the Perturbed

Stormclaw -- Just when I think I have you your desperation turned me to ice. -- Meade 
the Glacial

PTOMaine -- Ahh you have found my kryptonite. -- Curias the Haggard

Damn crooked merchants! -- Ahrog the Bamboozled

Congrats Reclan and Dragon Scarred on being the last invites to the Isle, of the year. 
-- Clan Longbeard

Pterosaur -- Well that was a shocking loss for The Church. The ladies over at the 
nunnery are all of a flutter and I am left with all this Bloodfeud paperwork. The good 
news is we are already selling day one "Blood Feud" T-shirts. Get yours before they 
sell out! -- Big P, manager of The Church 

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANGRY ACOLYTE was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SERF was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
FINGERLESS FRIAR viciously subdued PTEROSAUR in a 2 minute novice's Bloodfeud match.
HANA was devastated by OTTO'S BUSBOY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SGT. YORK was demolished by SAUL BELLOW in a 1 minute Challenge Title competition.
LUCREZIA overpowered SIR CHARLES in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
URMAR overpowered PRIVID in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge melee.
SHAQ was vanquished by KARMA POLICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
OTTO'S BIG-TIPPER vanquished DAINTY LEAF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CANTERBURY overpowered J-LAPENO in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
NOT SO HOT was narrowly defeated by REFRIGERATOR PERRY in a 3 minute Challenge match.
PTERODACTYL was devastated by WASTEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
PTYALISM unbelievably bested POUNCING PONTIF in a 6 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
GENERRO defeated SAUCY SHERIFF in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
LOCO TACO was defeated by NIKOLAI GOGOL in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
ANTON CHEKHOV vanquished ALEKSANDR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
AGAVE was devastated by SNAKE EYES in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
AHNA MISSTEP was overpowered by JACOB GRIMM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BIG BROTHER was luckily beaten by BAVIL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute master's fight.
WILHELM GRIMM narrowly defeated MEADE in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
GALPOH CHIPAXE overpowered WONDER WOMAN in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fray.
GAYNE bested TANKERA in a exciting 1 minute bout.
DOMINIQUE defeated TENN PENN in a exciting 2 minute uneven fight.
OTTOBOT overpowered HAMM in a popular 4 minute brutal one-sided duel.
RODGER NEFFER viciously subdued FIERCE RYDER in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
YANARA BARD viciously subdued DENNIS RODMAN in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
AHROG was overpowered by TITO'S in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
BOCCACCIO overpowered CURIAS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
DORNE savagely slew THOMAS MALORY in a 2 minute brutal match.
PTOOEY was assassinated by ISIAH THOMAS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PTOMAINE luckily beat KAYD THE BOQ in a exciting 4 minute bloody beginner's bout.
PAUL THE BEARER vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 3 minute mismatched fight.
FOZZY GEEZER was subdued by NUN YA BUSINESS in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
TESSA SHORTEYE was overcome by HOT LIPS in a 3 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         AIMED BLOW        43 -  27 -  6      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  17 -  2      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  34 -  0      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  27 -  1      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         TOTAL PARRY       56 -  60 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -  24 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  31 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  36 -  1      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  31 -  0      35  |

Turn 441 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        6 -  7         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         5 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  7         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    URMAR 1373                 16  14  0  103 FAR TRAVELERS (113)
AIMED BLOW       LUCREZIA 3865              11   3  1  102 FAR TRAVELERS (113)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR CHARLES 3733           23  18  0   87 NBA LEGENDS (156)
BASHING ATTACK   MEADE 3895                  7   4  0   81 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
STRIKING ATTACK  GAYNE 3783                 21  12  1   77 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
LUNGING ATTACK   ALEKSANDR 1372             16  14  1   74 FAR TRAVELERS (113)
SLASHING ATTACK  KARMA POLICE 3855          10   7  0   72 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
PARRY-STRIKE     YANARA BARD 3886            7   5  2   43 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ANTON CHEKHOV 3651.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was POUNCING PONTIF 3923.  The ten other most popular fighters were KAYD THE BOQ 
3937, MEADE 3895, DOMINIQUE 3781, FINGERLESS FRIAR 3921, LUCREZIA 3865, BIG BROTHER 
59, WILHELM GRIMM 3835, OTTOBOT 3829, URMAR 1373, and NOT SO HOT 3848.

The least popular fighter this week was HAMM 3866.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOT LIPS 3941, PAUL THE BEARER 3925, PTOOEY 3915, CURIAS 3910, FIERCE 
RYDER 3892, WONDER WOMAN 62, AHNA MISSTEP 3729, AGAVE 3599, ALEKSANDR 1372, and LOCO 
TACO 3933.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

OTTO'S BUSBOY (81-3775) BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
ANTON CHEKHOV (81-3651) LITERATE LOONS (40)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DRAGON SCARRED (81-2644) DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
RECLAN (81-3650) PRAY THE GODS (155)