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DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/03/2003    Duedate: 05/16/2003

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 94

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WHITE CHRISTMAS
SUPERIOR FORCES B103 (2066)
(82-13930) [13-8-2,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WHITE CHRISTMAS                POSITION IS EMPTY
SUPERIOR FORCES B103 (2066)    
(82-13930) [13-8-2,95]         

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

WHITE CHRISTMAS                KRUEL SOTA
SUPERIOR FORCES B103 (2066)    ENIGMA 16 (2340)
(82-13930) [13-8-2,95]         (82-17804) [0-1-0,5]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SUNNYDALE (1485)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DINO DUDES II (1263)          37 
2. SUNNYDALE (1485)              35 SUPERIOR FORCES B103 (2066)
3. NUMBERS 7 (2722)              26    Unchartered Team
4. WHETSTONE 2MN (2470)          20 
5. COPY CAT (3008)               19    NUMBERS 7 (2722)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*LUROCIANS FTF021 (2541)    3   0  0 100.   1/58 SUNNYDALE (1485)          4  0 0
 2/ 0*NUMBERS 7 (2722)           3   0  0 100.   2/ 1*SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2680) 4  1 0
 3- 3*ANGELS REBORN (1746)       3   0  0 100.   3/33*OUTSIDERS (898)           4  2 0
 4/ 8*BRIAN LOCK (2905)          2   0  1 100.   4/ 0*NUMBERS 7 (2722)          3  0 0
 5/ 0*NUMBERS 6 (2721)           2   0  0 100.   5/28*LUROCIANS XV (2296)       3  0 0
 6- 5*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826)  2   0  0 100.   6/36*BRIAN LOCK (2905)         2  0 1
 7- 6*BLUNDER + FITENING (2840)  2   0  0 100.   7/41*MY TC'S (2588)            2  0 0
 8- 7*SHORTER THAN MILES (2908)  1   0  1 100.   8/ 0*NUMBERS 6 (2721)          2  0 0
 9- 9*STATES (1076)              1   0  1 100.   9/18 SUPERIOR FORCES B1 (2066) 2  0 0
10/ 0*HOWIES DARK PAST (3007)    1   0  0 100.  10/76 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2269) 2  0 0
11/ 0*RUND UM KOLN (2765)        1   0  0 100.  11-31 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)   2  0 0
12-14*MEDICINE CHEST (2903)      1   0  0 100.  12/ 3 VVELTA A TOLEDO (2053)    2  1 0
13/ 0*TOUR DE SNOWY (2927)       1   0  0 100.  13-30 SCHWETTY FOODS (2120)     2  1 0
14/ 0*TOUR DE BERNE (2928)       1   0  0 100.  14/23*LUROCIANS XVII (2294)     2  1 0
15/ 0*WHAT NOT TO DO (2780)      1   0  0 100.  15/ 2 JOKA MASHER (302)         2  1 0
16/ 0*BRAIN LOCK (2781)          1   0  0 100.  16/95 VERMIN!! (334)            2  2 0
17/ 0*SKEEZANKS (2997)           1   0  0 100.  17- 4*THAT SUCKS!! (1740)       2  3 0
18/ 0*ROLLEN 5 DEEP (2998)       1   0  0 100.  18-35*SHORTER THAN MILES (2908) 1  0 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-10*WEIRD STUFF (2906)         1   0  0 100.  19- 5 SUPERIOR FORCES IX (1857) 1  0 1
20-15*YOUCALLTHATFUN? (1670)     1   0  0 100.  20-37*STATES (1076)             1  0 1
21-16*NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672)  1   0  0 100.  21-10*DISTURBED III (2614)      1  0 0
22-17*SURVIVOR-A (1677)          1   0  0 100.  22-14*BLUNDER + FITENING (2840) 1  0 0
23/ 0*STATEHOOD 4 (2023)         1   0  0 100.  23/ 0*HOWIES DARK PAST (3007)   1  0 0
24/ 0*LUROCIANS XX (2291)        1   0  0 100.  24/ 0*WHAT NOT TO DO (2780)     1  0 0
25/ 0*DINO DUDES II (1263)       1   0  0 100.  25-47*MEDICINE CHEST (2903)     1  0 0
26-18*TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)      1   0  0 100.  26/ 0*DARK TOWER (2589)         1  0 0
27-19*ATTACK OF THE CLON (2348)  7   1  0 87.5  27-42*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2827) 1  0 0
28-20 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2416) 15   4  1 78.9  28/ 0*WHETSTONE 2MN (2470)      1  0 0
29-21*LUROCIANS XVIII (2293)     6   2  1 75.0  29- 9*LUROCIANS FTF021 (2541)   1  0 0
30-22*CROSS BREED (960)          6   2  1 75.0  30/ 0*TOUR DE SNOWY (2927)      1  0 0
31-23*HEART OF AN ORC (2153)     6   2  0 75.0  31/ 0*ROLLEN 5 DEEP (2998)      1  0 0
32/ 2*NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)  3   1  0 75.0  32/ 0*SKEEZANKS (2997)          1  0 0
33/ 4*LUROCIANS XVII (2294)      3   1  0 75.0  33/ 0*RUND UM KOLN (2765)       1  0 0
34-26*BLOOD AND GUT ORCS (2229)  3   1  0 75.0  34-38*4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      1  0 0
35-27*FTF GRIEF (2121)          16   6  0 72.7  35/ 0*BRAIN LOCK (2781)         1  0 0
36/ 0*SACRED SCEPTRE (1643)      7   3  0 70.0  36-11*LAST ONE II (2782)        1  0 0
37-28*RESCUE ME (2667)           4   2  2 66.7  37-68*EASY BAKE MUFFIN (2816)   1  0 0
38-29*4 LETTER DOGS (2659)       4   2  0 66.7  38-12*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826) 1  0 0
39/ 0*DARK TOWER (2589)          4   2  0 66.7  39-44*RESCUE ME (2667)          1  0 0
40-32*DISTURBED III (2614)       2   1  0 66.7  40-67*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2828) 1  0 0
41-30*LAST ONE II (2782)         2   1  0 66.7  41-62*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)   1  0 0
42-33*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2827)  2   1  0 66.7  42-15*TIN O'MUFFINS (2862)      1  0 0
43-34*TIN O'MUFFINS (2862)       2   1  0 66.7  43/ 0*RESSURRECTION (2508)      1  0 0
44-35*4-LETTER COMPUTERS (2160)  5   3  1 62.5  44-49*WEIRD STUFF (2906)        1  0 0
45/39 SUPERIOR FORCES B1 (2066) 13   8  2 61.9  45- 7 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2416) 1  0 0
46-37 TOADS OF AMBER III (1942) 14   9  0 60.9  46/ 0*TOUR DE BERNE (2928)      1  0 0
47/36 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK (1164) 36  24  1 60.0  47-81*FTF GRIEF (2121)          1  0 0
48-38 SUPERIOR FORCES IX (1857) 15  10  1 60.0  48-54*ATTACK OF THE CLON (2348) 1  0 0
49/46 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2269)  9   6  0 60.0  49-73*HEAD AND NECK ORCS (2228) 1  0 0
50/ 0*RESSURRECTION (2508)       6   4  1 60.0  50/ 0*SACRED SCEPTRE (1643)     1  0 0
51/24*SANDY TOO (2874)           3   2  1 60.0  51-51*NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672) 1  0 0
52-41*EASY BAKE MUFFIN (2816)    3   2  0 60.0  52-52*SURVIVOR-A (1677)         1  0 0
53/ 0*LOST SOULS 14 (1632)       3   2  0 60.0  53-79*THAT SUCKS!!! (1741)      1  0 0
54/ 0*LOST SOULS 15 (1633)       3   2  0 60.0  54-16*ANGELS REBORN (1746)      1  0 0
55-42*THE BROTHERHOOD 6 (2061)   3   2  0 60.0  55/ 0*THE INQUISITION IV (1752) 1  0 0
56-43 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 19  13  0 59.4  56-50*YOUCALLTHATFUN? (1670)    1  0 0
57-44 TWELFTH CIRCLE (1619)     11   8  0 57.9  57-53 TOADS OF AMBER III (1942) 1  0 0
58-45 SCHWETTY FOODS (2120)     26  19  2 57.8  58/ 0*STATEHOOD 4 (2023)        1  0 0
59/ 0 GRAND COUNCIL (832)       15  11  1 57.7  59/ 0*TOUR DE LANGKAWI (2051)   1  0 0
60/65*MY TC'S (2588)             4   3  0 57.1  60-17*THE BROTHERHOOD 6 (2061)  1  0 0
61-47*SPRINGFIELD IV (496)       4   3  0 57.1  61/ 0*LOST SOULS 12 (1630)      1  0 0
62/40 LUROCIANS XII (1689)       9   7  0 56.2  62-69 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (2086) 1  0 0
63-48 DEATH HORDE VI (753)      19  15  1 55.9  63-70*HEART OF AN ORC (2153)    1  0 0
64-50*LUROCIANS XIX (2292)       5   4  0 55.6  64-55*4-LETTER COMPUTERS (2160) 1  0 0
65/ 0*MANAGER'S EVOLUTIO (2282)  6   5  1 54.5  65-19*BLOOD AND GUT ORCS (2229) 1  0 0
66-52 SLIGHTLY HEATED (2532)     6   5  0 54.5  66-20 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 1  0 0
67-53 FAST BREAK (56)            6   5  0 54.5  67-21*DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287)   1  0 0
68/51*SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2680)  7   6  1 53.8  68/ 0*LUROCIANS XX (2291)       1  0 0
69/ 0 WILDERNESS LORE (1345)     7   6  0 53.8  69-22*LUROCIANS XVIII (2293)    1  0 0
70-54 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1501)   7   6  0 53.8  70/ 0 LUNCHABLES (840)          1  0 0
71/ 0 CRIMSON SCEPTRE (833)      8   7  1 53.3  71-57*TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)     1  0 0
72/61*LUROCIANS XV (2296)        8   7  0 53.3  72/ 0*DINO DUDES II (1263)      1  0 0
73-55 EVIL DATABASE (1795)       9   8  1 52.9  73/ 0 WILDERNESS LORE (1345)    1  0 0
74/49 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2503) 10   9  0 52.6  74/ 0 HOLY SCEPTRE (1348)       1  0 0
75/56 JOKA MASHER (302)        204 195  5 51.1  75/ 0 MY THIRD PARENT (1486)    1  0 0
76/57 SUNNYDALE (1485)          98  94  1 51.0  76-24 A UNIT XI (117)           1  0 0
77-58 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2261)  8   8  0 50.0  77-59 A UNIT XII (118)          1  0 0
78-60 DISTURBED II (2256)        7   7  2 50.0  78-60*SPRINGFIELD IV (496)      1  0 0
79-62 DEATH HORDE III (760)      7   7  0 50.0  79-89 THE QUAM SQUAD (627)      1  0 0
80/85 DELTA PRIME (1615)         5   5  0 50.0  80/ 0 THE SABBATS (745)         1  0 0
81/83 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)     5   5  0 50.0  81-25 DEATH HORDE VI (753)      1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-63*HYBRIDS V (2661)           4   4  0 50.0  82-26 DEATH HORDE (758)         1  0 0
03/103*OUTSIDERS (898)            4   4  0 50.0  83-32*SHADOW MAGIC (2623)       1  1 0
84-64*BLUE BLOODS (355)          4   4  0 50.0  84/ 8 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2503) 1  1 0
85/93*STUPID NAMES (2833)        3   3  0 50.0  02/102*STUPID NAMES (2833)       1  1 0
86-66*SMARTER THAN (2167)        2   2  1 50.0  86/13*NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 1  1 0
04/104*SPECTRE (2835)             2   2  0 50.0  87/ 6*SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415) 1  1 0
88-67*SHADOW MAGIC (2623)        2   2  0 50.0  04/104*SPECTRE (2835)            1  1 0
89-68*HEAD AND NECK ORCS (2228)  2   2  0 50.0  89-93*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     1  1 0
90-69*HOLIDAY HEART ORC (2154)   2   2  0 50.0  20/120*WOLF PACK (2512)          1  1 0
91-74*WORLD 'B' FREE (2673)      1   1  0 50.0  91-92 EVIL DATABASE (1795)      1  1 0
92-71*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2828)  1   1  0 50.0  92-78*LUROCIANS XIX (2292)      1  1 0
93-75*F-TROOP (2677)             1   1  0 50.0  93-77*DUDE,AMIBONUSED? (1668)   1  1 0
25/125*WOLF PACK (2512)           1   1  0 50.0  24/124*HITLIST N3D (2278)        1  1 0
95-72*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)    1   1  0 50.0  95-88 DOG DAYS (379)            1  1 0
96/ 0*LOST SOULS 12 (1630)       1   1  0 50.0  96-34*TOUR DE SERBIE (2808)     1  2 0
97-77*HEAD CASE ORC (2230)       1   1  0 50.0  97/27*SANDY TOO (2874)          1  2 0
98/ 0*THE INQUISITION IV (1752)  1   1  0 50.0  98/90*VILLAINS (2836)           1  2 0
31/131*HITLIST N3D (2278)         1   1  0 50.0  99/ 0*ZEROOOOOO (2375)          1  2 0
00-76*DUDE,AMIBONUSED? (1668)    1   1  0 50.0  00/99 DELTA PRIME (1615)        1  2 0
01/ 0*5 PUTZ (763)               1   1  0 50.0  01/ 0 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       1  2 0
02-78 A UNIT XII (118)         118 124 10 48.8  02/98 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    1  2 0
03-79 DEATH HORDE (758)         11  12  0 47.8  03/29 VERMIN! (1901)            1  2 0
04/ 0*ENIGMA 14 (2338)           8   9  1 47.1  04/ 0*ENIGMA 10 (2335)          1  2 0
05-81 THE POINT GUARDS (1183)    6   7  0 46.2  05/ 0*ENIGMA 11 (2336)          1  3 0
06/80 VERMIN! (1901)           122 143  4 46.0  06/ 0 DARK TOADS II (2876)      1  4 1
07/82 VERMIN!! (334)           125 154  5 44.8  07/97 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  0  5 0
08-84*DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287)    4   5  0 44.4  08/94 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK (1164) 0  4 0
09-86 A UNIT XI (117)           74  96  4 43.5  09/ 0*WHETSTONE 2MP (2510)      0  3 0
10/ 0 LUNCHABLES (840)          32  42  1 43.2  10/110 LUROCIANS XII (1689)      0  3 0
11-88*HEART ACHE ORC (2156)      3   4  0 42.9  11/ 0*BIG TROUBLE (2504)        0  2 0
12-87*BIG NECK ORCS (2226)       3   4  0 42.9  01-101*ENEMY (2513)              0  2 0
13-89 A  UNIT (1742)            50  67  2 42.7  13/ 0*ENIGMA 16 (2340)          0  2 0
14-91*THAT SUCKS!!! (1741)       7  10  0 41.2  14-96 A  UNIT (1742)            0  2 0
15/ 0 HOLY SCEPTRE (1348)        7  10  0 41.2  31/131 A UNIT (628)              0  2 0
16/ 0*ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)    2   3  0 40.0  19-119*4 LETTER SINGERS (2658)   0  1 0
17/ 0*ICE STONE SCEPTRE (2376)   2   3  0 40.0  17/ 0*WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405) 0  1 0
18/ 0 DARK TOADS II (2876)      31  47  2 39.7  18/ 0*COPY CAT (3008)           0  1 0
19/ 0 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       69 108 15 39.0  19/ 0*SWORDPLAY (2550)          0  1 0
20/ 0 MY THIRD PARENT (1486)    27  44  3 38.0  20-64*4-LETTER PIRATES (2855)   0  1 0
21-94 FOOT UP MY ORC (2221)      6  10  0 37.5  21-65*THANKS PUG (2856)         0  1 0
22/92 VVELTA A TOLEDO (2053)     6  10  0 37.5  17-117*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657) 0  1 0
23/ 0*ZEROOOOOO (2375)           3   5  1 37.5  23/ 0*STRATEGIC CIRCLE (2553)   0  1 0
24/ 0*ENIGMA 11 (2336)           3   5  0 37.5  24/ 0*WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)    0  1 0
25/96 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  14  26  0 35.0  00-100*TOURNEY ORC 9 (2882)      0  1 0
26-99 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)    8  15  0 34.8  14-114*HYBRIDS V (2661)          0  1 0
00-100 DOG DAYS (379)            16  31  1 34.0  18-118*CULT OF BOB (2904)        0  1 0
28/95*SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415)  3   6  0 33.3  28-91*SEAGAL (2838)             0  1 0
02-102*TOUR DE SERBIE (2808)      2   4  0 33.3  29-61 SLIGHTLY HEATED (2532)    0  1 0
01-101*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)      2   4  0 33.3  21-121*THE GUYS (2907)           0  1 0
05-105*4-LETTER PIRATES (2855)    1   2  0 33.3  31-63*WORLD 'B' FREE (2673)     0  1 0
06-106*THANKS PUG (2856)          1   2  0 33.3  32-66*F-TROOP (2677)            0  1 0
33/ 0*WHETSTONE 2MN (2470)       1   2  0 33.3  33/ 0*THE INQUISITION V (2401)  0  1 0
07-107*SHADOW FATE (1592)         1   2  0 33.3  34/ 0*INQUISITION XXXIV (2686)  0  1 0
35/ 0*GEM SKULL SCEPTRE (2377)   1   2  0 33.3  03-103*TOADS OF ZALCON (2716)    0  1 0
09-109 LUROCIANS XVI (2295)       5  11  0 31.2  36/ 0*ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   0  1 0
37/ 0*TOUR DE LANGKAWI (2051)    9  20  0 31.0  37/ 0*MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)   0  1 0
10-110*THAT SUCKS!! (1740)        3   7  0 30.0  38-75 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2261) 0  1 0
39/ 0*ENIGMA 10 (2335)           3   7  0 30.0  39-80 LUROCIANS XVI (2295)      0  1 0
40/ 0*IDEAL HOPE (1057)          2   5  0 28.6  40-71*HOLIDAY HEART ORC (2154)  0  1 0
11-111*THE MUSIC MAN (1256)       2   5  0 28.6  41/ 0*ENIGMA 14 (2338)          0  1 0
14-114 THE QUAM SQUAD (627)       4  11  0 26.7  42/ 0*LOST SOULS 14 (1632)      0  1 0
13/113 A UNIT (628)              12  34  0 26.1  23-123*CYBERTEASE (1851)         0  1 0
44/ 0 STYLES (839)               7  21  0 25.0  44/ 0*MANAGER'S EVOLUTIO (2282) 0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/ 0 THE SABBATS (745)          7  21  0 25.0  25-125*SMARTER THAN (2167)       0  1 0
15-115*TOADS OF ZALCON (2716)     2   6  0 25.0  46/ 0 BREADBASKET (1900)        0  1 0
47/ 0*ENIGMA 16 (2340)           3  11  0 21.4  47/ 0*LOST SOULS 13 (1631)      0  1 0
17-117 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (2086)  6  24  0 20.0  48-82*WORLD CUP ORCS (2381)     0  1 0
16/116*VILLAINS (2836)            1   4  0 20.0  49/ 0*LOST SOULS 15 (1633)      0  1 0
18-118*SEAGAL (2838)              1   4  0 20.0  07-107*BIG NECK ORCS (2226)      0  1 0
51/ 0*WHETSTONE 2MP (2510)       1   4  0 20.0  51-72 FOOT UP MY ORC (2221)     0  1 0
52/ 0 BREADBASKET (1900)         3  13  0 18.7  06-106*SHADOW FATE (1592)        0  1 0
19-119*WORLD CUP ORCS (2381)      1   5  0 16.7  53-74*HEAD CASE ORC (2230)      0  1 0
54/ 0*SUPERIOR HORDE 707 (1110)  1   7  0 12.5  54/ 0*CANDY IS DANDY (2245)     0  1 0
55/ 0*INQUISITION XXXIV (2686)   0   4  0  0.0  08-108 TWELFTH CIRCLE (1619)     0  1 0
21-121*ENEMY (2513)               0   4  0  0.0  09-109 DISTURBED II (2256)       0  1 0
57/ 0*SWORDPLAY (2550)           0   4  0  0.0  11-111*HEART ACHE ORC (2156)     0  1 0
58/ 0*MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)    0   3  0  0.0  26-126*TESTING II (1667)         0  1 0
59/ 0*WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405)  0   3  0  0.0  59/ 0*ICE STONE SCEPTRE (2376)  0  1 0
22-122*TOURNEY ORC 9 (2882)       0   2  0  0.0  60/ 0*GEM SKULL SCEPTRE (2377)  0  1 0
61/ 0*BIG TROUBLE (2504)         0   2  0  0.0  61/ 0*ZEROOOOOOO (2379)         0  1 0
62/ 0*ZEROOOOOOO (2379)          0   2  0  0.0  62/ 0 GRAND COUNCIL (832)       0  1 0
24-124*4 LETTER SINGERS (2658)    0   1  0  0.0  63/ 0 CRIMSON SCEPTRE (833)     0  1 0
64/ 0*STRATEGIC CIRCLE (2553)    0   1  0  0.0  64/ 0 STYLES (839)              0  1 0
65/ 0*THE INQUISITION V (2401)   0   1  0  0.0  65-84*CROSS BREED (960)         0  1 0
23-123*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657)  0   1  0  0.0  66/ 0*IDEAL HOPE (1057)         0  1 0
27-127*CULT OF BOB (2904)         0   1  0  0.0  67/ 0*SUPERIOR HORDE 707 (1110) 0  1 0
68/ 0*COPY CAT (3008)            0   1  0  0.0  12-112 THE POINT GUARDS (1183)   0  1 0
69/ 0*WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)     0   1  0  0.0  13-113*THE MUSIC MAN (1256)      0  1 0
28-128*THE GUYS (2907)            0   1  0  0.0  28-128 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1501)  0  1 0
29-129*CYBERTEASE (1851)          0   1  0  0.0  71/ 0*5 PUTZ (763)              0  1 0
72/ 0*CANDY IS DANDY (2245)      0   1  0  0.0  72-86 FAST BREAK (56)           0  1 0
73/ 0*LOST SOULS 13 (1631)       0   1  0  0.0  73-87*BLUE BLOODS (355)         0  1 0
30-130*TESTING II (1667)          0   1  0  0.0  74-85 DEATH HORDE III (760)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in DWES EG a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as SUPERIOR FORCES A201 is pushed out of top team by SUNNYDALE, who came 
from 58th with a 3-0-0 this turn.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  SUNNYDALE has turned a 3-0-0 into 1st place from 58th.  Give me the recipe! 
I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as 
OUTSIDERS' 4-4-0 has earned them 3rd place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty 
Toad is buying the drinks for LUROCIANS XV tonight, to honor their rise to 5th after 
this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at 
The Warty Toad, seeing as BRIAN LOCK's 2-0-1 has earned them 6th place in the ranks.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  MY TC'S has turned a 1-0-0 
into 7th place from 41st.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the 
drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as SUPERIOR FORCES 3208's 9-6-0 has 
earned them 10th place in the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) 
go out to JOKA MASHER for their drop to 15th from 2nd.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I 
understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for VERMIN!! tonight, to honor 
their rise to 16th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  SUPERIOR FORCES 7203 must be 
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 8th to 84th this turn, with a 0-1-0 
acting as the weight.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  
STUPID NAMES has turned a 1-0-0 into 85th place from 102nd.  Give me the recipe!  It 
doesn't rain, but it pours for NEGATIVE CASH FLOW this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 73 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  SUPERIOR FORCES 6200 
must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 6th to 87th this turn, with a 
0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight 
at The Warty Toad, seeing as SPECTRE's 2-2-0 has earned them 88th place in the ranks. 
I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for WOLF PACK tonight, to honor 
their rise to 90th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  HITLIST N3D has turned a 1-0-0 into 94th place from 124th.  
Give me the recipe!  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to SANDY 
TOO for their drop to 97th from 27th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it 
pours for VERMIN! this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 74 flight drop in the team rankings.  
Hand that team a dry towel.  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 must be either in pain, or numb, 
having dropped from 94th to 108th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as A 
UNIT's 12-34-0 has earned them 115th place in the ranks.  On their very first turn, 
NUMBERS 7 had a 3-0-0, and with this kind of luck or skill, should do well.  Welcome 
to DWES EG.  And let's see, HEDKURK BUTBLSTR fought PHLANDAR and gained 37 points and 
contributed to DINO DUDES II's 1-0-0.  ODDJOB has lost to NELTRAK, falling 12 points, 
while helping make VILLAINS a 0-1-0 turn.  Due to hers absence and inability to 
defend the throne, FEAR has lost the title of Duelmaster.  And not without some 
honor, WHITE CHRISTMAS now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of DWES EG.  By 
the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at 
The Warty Toad?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  DUDE,AMIBONUSED? has cause to stand 
tall, as they were DWES EG's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team 
to beat.  And avoiding DUDE,AMIBONUSED? more than any other team we find HITLIST N3D. 
DWES EG, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged 
warrior this turn was A UNIT's warrior A-4.  More fighters challenged him than 
challenged the Duelmaster!   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  DARLA must have surprised DARK TOADS II this turn, after they sent 
her to the Dark Arena, but the Dark Arena couldn't hold her!  We'd like to remind 
certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's 
considered rude.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Always good to rest in DWES EG, but never good to wear out my welcome.  
Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHITE CHRISTMAS 13930        13   8  2  95         SUPERIOR FORCES B10 (2066)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLATLINER 642                16  15  2  91         A UNIT XII (118)          
 MIGHTY MITE 13968            12  19     91         VERMIN!! (334)            

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LAST MINUTE 11517            14   8  3  90         VERMIN!! (334)            
-FEAR 10416                    8  15     89         4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)   
-GATEWAY 15631                 7   1     85         ATTACK OF THE CLONE (2348)
-SCHWETTY OLIVES 14247         8   1     82         SCHWETTY FOODS (2120)     
-STEPHANIE 15284               6   2  1  81         LUROCIANS XVIII (2293)    
 SPEED MERCHANT 15079         15  14  5  78         JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       
 SPUTTER 15095                11   8     78         JOKA MASHER (302)         
-BING S7 WANG 16000           10   3  1  77         SUPERIOR FORCES 620 (2416)
 DARLA 18698                   9   5  1  76         DARK TOADS II (2876)      
-RIGHT VENTRICLE 14475         6   2     74         HEART OF AN ORC (2153)    
-BRAND 13289                   7   6     69         TOADS OF AMBER III (1942) 

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMON CARD 11295              7   1     66         SACRED SCEPTRE (1643)     
 RAZOR 6448                    2   2     66         OUTSIDERS (898)           
 ORPHEUS 15144                 9   6     65         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2269)
-YOU SNORE LOUD! 14252         5   1     65         FTF GRIEF (2121)          
 THE CURSE 15070              11  11  1  64         JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       
-DARK GERBIL 6762              6   2  1  62         CROSS BREED (960)         
-AX 15112                     10   6     61         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2263)
-TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT 16651     6   5     60         SLIGHTLY HEATED (2532)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRIM REAVER 2468              4   4     57         BLUE BLOODS (355)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DITCH RAT 15360               9   7  2  56         VERMIN! (1901)            
-DUNK 303                      6   5     56         FAST BREAK (56)           
-NABASSU 5548                  6   7     56         DEATH HORDE (758)         
-DURTY DAWG 2749               6   8     54         DOG DAYS (379)            
-TINY ARCHIBALD 8174           5   6     53         THE POINT GUARDS (1183)   
 SUN ROD 9136                  4   7     53         HOLY SCEPTRE (1348)       
-SALTY DOG 6125                4   5     53         DOG DAYS (379)            
 A-4 4634                     10  22     52         A UNIT (628)              
-FROSTFIRE 15101               7   7     52         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2261)
-NORTHWIND 12290               9   8  1  51         EVIL DATABASE (1795)      
 ORAL B 10020                  4   0     49         SUNNYDALE (1485)          
-LU BU 15257                   4   1     48         DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287)   
-FALCON 11173                  9   6     47         TWELFTH CIRCLE (1619)     
-WHIRLIGIG 18872               6   5     47         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
-TV EATS MY LIFE 17438         4   2  2  47         RESCUE ME (2667)          
-ADROIT 11962                  8  15  1  46         A  UNIT (1742)            
-MICTLANTECUHTLI 5558          7   5     46         DEATH HORDE III (760)     
 GUARDIAN 16527                4   1     46         RESSURRECTION (2508)      
 PATRIOT 11164                 5   5     45         BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    
 NIGHTLORD 11156               5   5     44         DELTA PRIME (1615)        
-DELL 14508                    5   3  1  43         4-LETTER COMPUTERS (2160) 
-NELSON MUNTZ 3603             4   3     43         SPRINGFIELD IV (496)      
-GREASY NAPKINS 10156          7   6     41         REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1501)  
-CLIF 17401                    4   2     40         4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      
 FUNKY BUTT MOVIE 11539        3   3     40         LUNCHABLES (840)          
 EBON 17012                    4   2     39         DARK TOWER (2589)         
 PSYCHO BITCH 18670            3   2  1  39         SANDY TOO (2874)          
 OOPSIDIDITAGAIN 15292         2   1     39         LUROCIANS XVII (2294)     
 UGARTE PATXI 13862            5   3     38         VVELTA A TOLEDO (2053)    
 KAM-PO WONG 13852             4   5     37         TOUR DE LANGKAWI (2051)   
 DOWNPOUR 9123                 4   4     37         WILDERNESS LORE (1345)    
 MUSE BARD 15560               3   1     37         ENIGMA 10 (2335)          
 HEDKURK BUTBLSTR 8649         1   0     37         DINO DUDES II (1263)      
 CRACK IS CHEAP 18422          3   1     36         NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 
 CARROTS 16505                 6   3     35         SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2503)
 POND SCUM 15315               4   3  1  35         MANAGER'S EVOLUTION (2282)
-BACON BITS 7503               1   0     35         TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)     
 REQUIEM 6045                  5   5     34         STYLES (839)              
 SPIKE 18694                   3   4  1  34         DARK TOADS II (2876)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TUNNELING GERBIL 16719        3   0     33         LUROCIANS FTF021 (2541)   
-NAKED GUY 11514               1   0     33         SURVIVOR-A (1677)         
-LBA DOMINATION 11488          1   0     33         NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672) 
 LLLASER 15301                 3   0     32         LUROCIANS XV (2296)       
 AGGRESSION 6447               2   2     32         OUTSIDERS (898)           
-VOCAL CORD 14888              2   2     31         HEAD AND NECK ORCS (2228) 
-SIR QUAMALOT 4630             4   3     30         THE QUAM SQUAD (627)      
-ILIACUS 14892                 3   1     30         BLOOD AND GUT ORCS (2229) 
-'SUP 18375                    2   0     30         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2826)
 NELTRAK 16339                 1   2     30         WHETSTONE 2MN (2470)      
-SCHWETTY TURKEY 14249         4   6     29         SCHWETTY FOODS (2120)     
 SY PIVINO 15561               3   2     29         ENIGMA 11 (2336)          
 STRATEGERY 18418              3   3     29         STUPID NAMES (2833)       
 CARMELO 17510                 3   2     27         SUPERIOR FORCES A20 (2680)
-LARG JOHN 8616                2   5     27         THE MUSIC MAN (1256)      
-DEALIE BOPPER 18881           2   6     26         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
 BURIZA 15993                  3   6     25         SUPERIOR FORCES 620 (2415)
-HOPE 11990                    3   0     25         ANGELS REBORN (1746)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARON 16548                   1   1     25         WOLF PACK (2512)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PULMONARY VALVE 14491         3   4     23         HEART ACHE ORC (2156)     
-STYLOHYOID 14877              3   4     23         BIG NECK ORCS (2226)      
-AB INITIO 11952               3   6     23         A  UNIT (1742)            
-PRAYER 17140                  2   1     23         DISTURBED III (2614)      
-ME 18103                      1   2     23         OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     
-SCHWETTY NUTS 16831           3   6  1  22         SCHWETTY FOODS (2120)     
-INCOME TAXES 11943            3   6     22         THAT SUCKS!!! (1741)      
-BOB 15297                     2   6     22         LUROCIANS XVI (2295)      
 DARKSUNSET 11240              3   2     21         LOST SOULS 14 (1632)      
 LUNRE 11245                   3   2     21         LOST SOULS 15 (1633)      
 TRINITY 17006                 2   0     21         MY TC'S (2588)            
-SANTIAGO 17750                1   4     21         TOADS OF ZALCON (2716)    
-COLLEEN 18383                 1   1     21         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2828)
-SMELLY TOES 17409             4   4     20         HYBRIDS V (2661)          
 NIGHTBIRD 5971                2   2     20         GRAND COUNCIL (832)       
 EQUINOX 11130                 2   0     20         THE SABBATS (745)         
 PALTROS 16540                 1   2     19         WHETSTONE 2MP (2510)      
 DARK REAVER 19428             0   1     19         COPY CAT (3008)           
 SUBZERO 15779                 2   3  1  18         ZEROOOOOO (2375)          
-AZ 7511                       1   0  1  18         STATES (1076)             
 WRATH OF TWO 11626            1   5     18         LUROCIANS XII (1689)      
 WONDER BREAD 12958            1   3     18         BREADBASKET (1900)        
-FORMIDABLE 17495              1   1     18         F-TROOP (2677)            
 LITTLEHEART 11227             1   1     18         LOST SOULS 12 (1630)      
 KEEBLER ELF 17507             2   3     17         SUPERIOR FORCES A20 (2680)
 ICEPICK 15785                 2   3     17         ICE STONE SCEPTRE (2376)  
-CARDBOARD SHIELD 18468        2   0     17         BLUNDER + FITENING (2840) 
 DELTA H 15189                 1   1     17         HITLIST N3D (2278)        
 ODDJOB 18436                  1   4     17         VILLAINS (2836)           
 THE BLOODY BUTCHER 19423      1   0     17         HOWIES DARK PAST (3007)   
 HUNDERTMARCK 18060            1   0     17         RUND UM KOLN (2765)       
 DROOLING GOOBER 18853         2   0  1  16         BRIAN LOCK (2905)         
 BLOFELD 18431                 2   2     16         SPECTRE (2835)            
 D 7709                        1   3     16         SUPERIOR HORDE 707G (1110)
-ENEMY 16555                   0   4     16         ENEMY (2513)              
 000000000 15777               0   2     16         ZEROOOOOO (2375)          
-LACY 15282                    1   1     15         LUROCIANS XIX (2292)      
-DRIPPY 11940                  1   1     15         THAT SUCKS!! (1740)       
 HEEZIE 19373                  1   0     15         SKEEZANKS (2997)          
-ICE CLIMBING 11476            1   0     15         YOUCALLTHATFUN? (1670)    
-ARTURO RUBIO 13865            1   1     15         VVELTA A TOLEDO (2053)    
 MIGRAINE 15930                0   3     15         MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)   
 CELESTE 12069                 1   1     14         THE INQUISITION IV (1752) 
-SUAVE 14546                   2   2  1  13         SMARTER THAN (2167)       
-BLANK 17509                   2   0  1  13         SUPERIOR FORCES A20 (2680)
-OUT OF NAMES 18146            2   1     13         LAST ONE II (2782)        
-CROTCH ROT 11941              1   1     13         THAT SUCKS!! (1740)       
-SHEMALE 18856                 1   0     13         WEIRD STUFF (2906)        
 JUDIT ARDNT 18979             1   0     13         TOUR DE SNOWY (2927)      
-MIDOL 18842                   1   0     13         MEDICINE CHEST (2903)     
 SEBASTIAN 15919               0   1     13         THE INQUISITION V (2401)  
 LOAD MASTER 15924             0   1     13         ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   
 T'LOI 15935                   0   1     13         WOMEN OF DUELMASTER (2405)
-BANG BANG 17475               1   1     12         WORLD 'B' FREE (2673)     
-ANTERIOR LOBE 14897           1   1     12         HEAD CASE ORC (2230)      
-FLUFFY BUNNY 18105            1   2     11         OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     
 BLING BLING 19379             1   0     11         ROLLEN 5 DEEP (2998)      
 FEARLESS FLY 17109            1   1     11         MY THIRD PARENT (1486)    
 FITZ 15061                    2   3  1  10         JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       
 00000000 15778                1   0     10         ZEROOOOOO (2375)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 1102 17780                    1   0     10         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 VERA HOHLFELD 18985           1   0     10         TOUR DE BERNE (2928)      
 2805 17777                    1   0     10         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 1104 17782                    1   0     10         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 LUCAS 15276                   1   0     10         LUROCIANS XX (2291)       
-MERT MUTLV 18280              1   1     10         TOUR DE SERBIE (2808)     
-TROOOOOOOOLL 15810            1   3     10         WORLD CUP ORCS (2381)     
 CROCK FIGHT 17538             0   4     10         INQUISITION XXXIV (2686)  
 SEND 2 DA 18140               1   0      9         BRAIN LOCK (2781)         
-PEE WEE HERMAN 18864          0   1      9         THE GUYS (2907)           
-LOST MY LEGS 18867            1   0  1   8         SHORTER THAN MILES  (2908)
 COLORADO 13703                1   0      8         STATEHOOD 4 (2023)        
 LUGER 7383                    1   1      8         IDEAL HOPE (1057)         
-SQUATCH 18579                 2   1      7         TIN O'MUFFINS (2862)      
 ADD 6 TO SPD 18137            1   0      7         WHAT NOT TO DO (2780)     
-BONO 17393                    0   1      7         4 LETTER SINGERS (2658)   
 0X9 15797                     0   1      7         ZEROOOOOOO (2379)         
 OSCAR 15865                   0   1      7         WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)    
 JAIPEL 11235                  0   1      7         LOST SOULS 13 (1631)      
 TORE 16783                    0   1      7         SWORDPLAY (2550)          
 BABY 18454                    0   1      7         ENIGMA 14 (2338)          
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426         1   0      6         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
-WHIPPLESQUE 11468             1   0      6         DUDE,AMIBONUSED? (1668)   
 1101 17779                    1   0      6         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
-ZORA 18451                    1   1      6         SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (2086) 
 ICE SKULL 15789               0   2      6         GEM SKULL SCEPTRE (2377)  
-AARG 18545                    1   2      5         4-LETTER PIRATES (2855)   
-NIKACEVIC 18277               1   1      5         TOUR DE SERBIE (2808)     
-EXIT WOUNDS 18447             1   2      5         SEAGAL (2838)             
-BANG SENSELESS 18551          1   2      5         THANKS PUG (2856)         
 KRUEL SOTA 17804              0   1      5         ENIGMA 16 (2340)          
 PHLONDER 16539                0   1      5         WHETSTONE 2MP (2510)      
 LO PAN 16511                  0   1      5         BIG TROUBLE (2504)        
 FORKY 16819                   0   1      5         STRATEGIC CIRCLE (2553)   
 HOLY WATER 15775              0   1      5         CRIMSON SCEPTRE (833)     
 NITROUS.COM 17810             0   1      5         ENIGMA 10 (2335)          
-HIGH PRIEST OF BOB 18846      0   1      5         CULT OF BOB (2904)        
 MILK DUD 14991                0   1      5         CANDY IS DANDY (2245)     
 PHLANDAR 16541                0   1      5         WHETSTONE 2MP (2510)      
-FEYD-RAUTHA 17388             0   1      5         STREET PIZZAD XI II (2657)
-CRABS 11937                   1   1      4         THAT SUCKS!! (1740)       
-PORK PORRIDGE 18463           1   1      4         SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)   
-E.D. 11939                    0   2      2         THAT SUCKS!! (1740)       
-45 18731                      0   2      2         TOURNEY ORC 9 (2882)      
-BATTLEMAGE 17205              0   2      2         SHADOW MAGIC (2623)       
-ONE 11463                     0   1      1         TESTING II (1667)         
-I'D BETTER BE! 11465          0   1      1         DUDE,AMIBONUSED? (1668)   
 LEE 5572                      0   1      1         5 PUTZ (763)              

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JIM PLUNKETT 13247      0  3   1986 RAIDERS 1933    SAAVEDRA 13326         82  NOT REVENGED
AROINT 11953            3  7   A  UNIT 1742         BOW-WOW! 5276          89  NONE
SIC EM! 18678           0  1   A  UNIT 1742         TORO 13371             90  NOT REVENGED
NO BUENO II 17930       1  1 1 A UNIT IX 1014       STICK 8996             87  NOT REVENGED
RAND AL'THOR 16067      0  1   AL-GHAZIS 2429       SLAMFIST 15689         75  NOT REVENGED
A-WISTFUL WIMPY 11983   7 14   ANDORIAN FORCES 1745 REGGIE 12808           78  NOT REVENGED
MASSIVE DUMP 15923      2  2   ARIZONA TRIP 2K 2402 OK10 13420             85  NOT REVENGED
THUNDER 16510           0  1   BIG TROUBLE 2504     WURM KIN               94  NONE
DR. E., I PRESU 12599   2  8   BRAINIAC 303         JETS TO BRAZIL 9697    88  NOT REVENGED
MAIMED TOE 5831         3 19   BRAINIAC 303         JETS TO BRAZIL 9697    87  NOT REVENGED
DA 4 18975              0  1   BUENO FER NADA  2909 BANDIT PRINCE          94  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA 5 18976              0  1   BUENO FER NADA  2909 BLACK ORC              94  NONE
LAPTOP DANCE 12626      0  1   CYBERTEASE 1851      AZ 7511                93   
SPYMASTER               0  0   DARK ARENA           DARLA 18698            94  NONE
FAITH 18696             4  5   DARK TOADS II 2876   BLACK ORC              94  NONE
VAMPIRE 18691           0  1   DARK TOADS II 2876   SHEWISH GIANT          94  NONE
VICTIM 18690            0  1   DARK TOADS II 2876   SPYMASTER              94  NONE
2N10S4U 17808           0  1   ENIGMA 10 2335       WURM KIN               94  NONE
DA1 15562               0  1   ENIGMA 11 2336       WURM KIN               94  NONE
DA2 15563               0  1   ENIGMA 11 2336       STONE GOLEM            94  NONE
DA3 15564               0  1   ENIGMA 11 2336       BLACK ORC              94  NONE
PHIL L. POHER 17805     0  1   ENIGMA 16 2340       BLACK ORC              94  NONE
RYLAN 17191             0  1   GO9 1968             DARK GERBIL 6762       84  NOT REVENGED
OH FUCJ 16647           0  1   I CAN'T SPILL 2531   NINE IRON 16658        77  NOT REVENGED
ROBINTON 17100          2  2   I'M FANTASY IV 2606  DITCH RAT 15360        90  NOT REVENGED
NIOBE 17840             0  2   INCARNATIONS 2730    SAM STICKS 6147        86  NOT REVENGED
CATCLAW 7667            4  5   INFERNO 1102         SCHWETTY NUTS 16831    83  NOT REVENGED
CRAZYRED 7668           4  2   INFERNO 1102         DITCH RAT 15360        81  NOT REVENGED
WEBBED NOSE 14505       5  3   IT WORKED ONCE 2159  RANDOM 13281           77  NOT REVENGED
EXIT MUSIC 14592        0  1   KID A 2177           MAT CAUTHON 16066      81  NOT REVENGED
POLYP 3420              3  1   LESION 6 462         ELTHARION 6553         73  NOT REVENGED
SIR-O-TILC 16714        1  1 1 LUROCIANS FTF02 2540 ROO PAC SHAKUR 11931   85  NOT REVENGED
BUNGEE JUMPER 16704     0  1   LUROCIANS FTF02 2539 BUM 16991              82  NOT REVENGED
DOG 15057               0  1   LUROCIANS XXI 2258   SUBZERO 15779          71  NOT REVENGED
OLD ENGLISH 9186        3  2   MALT LIQUOR 1358     CIRRUS 5841            73  NOT REVENGED
DUMPY DRECK 18329       6  4 1 ODD ALLITERATIO 2817 STEPHANIE 15284        90  NOT REVENGED
RAPID EJACULATI 16988   0  1   OOPS!!! 2584         TV EATS MY LIFE 17438  84  NOT REVENGED
STAT PROVER 1... 2392   4 34   OUTA THIS WORLD 347  MANIMAL 10035          73  NOT REVENGED
U.F.O. 2716             2 18   OUTA THIS WORLD 347  NOTORIOUS P.I.G 11927  86  NOT REVENGED
URETHRA FRANKLI 16581   2  3 1 R-E-S-P-E-E 2518     SIR BOYD 16531         84  NOT REVENGED
CHAIRMAN MEOW 9061      5  5   ROYAL FELINES 1334   LAST MINUTE 11517      73  NOT REVENGED
SPIRITHAMMER 17201      0  1   SHADOW FORGE 2622    BLANK 17509            91   
NETHER 16682            0  1   SHADOW VOID 2535     SCHWETTY MUFFIN 14251  79  NOT REVENGED
HEADKICK SPUTNIK 3832  12  8   SPLATTERPUNX ON  529 SPEED MERCHANT 15079   71  NOT REVENGED
VIOLENT NEWBREE 13839   0  2   SPLATTERPUNX ON  529 SPEED MERCHANT 15079   73  NOT REVENGED
PEE 13635               3  6   STAYS IN CARPET 2010 WHITE CHRISTMAS 13930  73  NOT REVENGED
TITAN 15981             0  2   SUPERIOR FORCES 2412 POND SCUM 15315        74  NOT REVENGED
LAW 16495               2  3   SUPERIOR FORCES 2501 DELL 14508             84  NOT REVENGED
STAYING ALIVE 16334     2  3   SUPERIOR FORCES 2469 NORTHWIND 12290        85  NOT REVENGED
RABID RUTABAGA 7779     1  2   SUPERIOR HORDE  1120 SIR-O-TILC 16714       82  NONE
FATHER WILLIAM 17752    1  2   TOADS OF ZALCON 2716 PSYCHO BITCH 18670     90  NOT REVENGED
STEVIC 18276            0  2   TOUR DE SERBIE 2808  LOST MY LEGS 18867     92   
CARIZ 14656             0  1   TUFT TUGGERS 'C 2188 AMITRON 16709          84  NOT REVENGED
BOOM 12796              2  2   TWELFTH CIRCLE 1619  TV EATS MY LIFE 17438  88  NOT REVENGED
INFLATABLE DOLL 15226   0  2   UNDER MY BED 2281    URETHRA FRANKLI 16581  80  NOT REVENGED
YARA 8678               1  1   UPN 1268             ROBERT HORRY 17834     85  NOT REVENGED
GAZRAK 15738            0  3   WHETSTONE 2P 2370    SHASTA 12064           85  NOT REVENGED
CLOBBER 15493           0  2   WINDY CITY WARR 2323 DARN SMART 16256       87  NOT REVENGED
THE BIG ZERO 15809      0  2   WORLD CUP ORCS 2381  STUPIFY 15047          79  NOT REVENGED
0X8 15800               0  1   ZEROOOOOOO 2379      MELON BALLS 16149      86  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

30 April 2003
All -- Remember to put your arena number on your strategy sheets.  Strategies turned
in without an arena number run the risk of missing the turn. -- NAIEI

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DARLA delivered the death blow upon SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FAITH was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DA 4 was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THUNDER was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
VICTIM was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
VAMPIRE was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DA 5 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PHIL L. POHER was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
2N10S4U was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
DA1 was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DA2 was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a action packed 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA3 was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by NIGHTLORD in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
ORAL B viciously subdued A-4 in a 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
PATRIOT savagely defeated OOPSIDIDITAGAIN in a 2 minute Challenge match.
DELTA H bested WRATH OF TWO in a 1 minute novice vs. master upset Challenge battle.
WHITE CHRISTMAS handily defeated SPEED MERCHANT in a 1 minute Title conflict.
WILLOW defeated SPUTTER in a 2 minute gruesome expert's struggle.
MIGHTY MITE overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ORPHEUS overpowered SPIKE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DEMON CARD overpowered POND SCUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
RAZOR devastated PSYCHO BITCH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DITCH RAT lost to THE CURSE in a 2 minute veteran's match.
SUN ROD handily defeated CARROTS in a 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
GUARDIAN defeated UGARTE PATXI in a 1 minute match.
EBON overpowered NIGHTBIRD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BURIZA was beaten by DOWNPOUR in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ODDJOB was overpowered by NELTRAK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ICEPICK was vanquished by STRATEGERY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
REQUIEM was unbelievably bested by MUSE BARD in a action packed 2 minute bout.
AGGRESSION overpowered PALTROS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SY PIVINO beat KEEBLER ELF in a popular 1 minute fight.
LLLASER vanquished CROCK FIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SIR REPTICIOUS savagely defeated DARKSUNSET in a popular 1 minute gory match.
ZIP GUN was overpowered by BARON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
D was overcome by EQUINOX in a 2 minute match.
LUNRE was bested by CARMELO in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
000000000 was demolished by FUNKY BUTT MOVIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SUBZERO was beaten by TRINITY in a 2 minute gory fray.
BLOFELD demolished MIGRAINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WONDER BREAD was demolished by KAM-PO WONG in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ICE SKULL was vanquished by JUDIT ARDNT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FITZ was demolished by LITTLEHEART in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CELESTE overpowered 0X9 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DROOLING GOOBER won victory over HOLY WATER in a 2 minute amateur's duel.
LUGER was outlasted by HUNDERTMARCK in a crowd boring 15 minute bloody conflict.
FEARLESS FLY overpowered TORE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DARK REAVER was handily defeated by VERA HOHLFELD in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
PHLANDAR was demolished by HEDKURK BUTBLSTR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FORKY was subdued by THE BLOODY BUTCHER in a 2 minute fight.
BLING BLING vanquished BABY in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
HEEZIE savagely defeated OSCAR in a action packed 1 minute brutal competition.
KRUEL SOTA was luckily beaten by ADD 6 TO SPD in a 9 minute novice's conflict.
PHLONDER was savagely defeated by COLORADO in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
LO PAN was beaten by 1101 in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
NITROUS.COM was demolished by 1102 in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SEND 2 DA bested LEE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute novice's match.
T'LOI was devastated by 1104 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LOAD MASTER was vanquished by LUCAS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SEBASTIAN was overpowered by 00000000 in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MILK DUD was bested by NUMBER CRUNCHER in a popular 1 minute novice's bout.
JAIPEL was vanquished by 2805 in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  35         STRIKING ATTACK  170 - 130 - 12      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 30         TOTAL PARRY       80 -  68 -  2      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         LUNGING ATTACK   141 - 133 -  4      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         WALL OF STEEL     46 -  57 -  1      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   52 -  74 -  1      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   9 -  2      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        24 -  45 -  2      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  39 -  4      34  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  18 -  0      22  |

Turn  94 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 21         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         5 -  8         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   18 - 12     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   WHITE CHRISTMAS 13930      13   8  2   95 SUPERIOR FORCES B103 (2066)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPEED MERCHANT 15079       15  14  5   78 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)
WALL OF STEEL    SPUTTER 15095              11   8  0   78 JOKA MASHER (302)
AIMED BLOW       DARLA 18698                 9   5  1   76 DARK TOADS II (2876)
TOTAL PARRY      ORPHEUS 15144               9   6  0   65 SUPERIOR FORCES 3208 (2269)
BASHING ATTACK   DITCH RAT 15360             9   7  2   56 VERMIN! (1901)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WHITE CHRISTMAS 13930.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was KRUEL SOTA 17804.  The ten other most popular fighters were NIGHTLORD 
11156, SEND 2 DA 18140, PATRIOT 11164, REQUIEM 6045, CARMELO 17510, DA2 15563, SIR 
REPTICIOUS 10016, COLORADO 13703, ORAL B 10020, and SPUTTER 15095.

The least popular fighter this week was HUNDERTMARCK 18060.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LUGER 7383, LEE 5572, JAIPEL 11235, MILK DUD 14991, SEBASTIAN 
15919, LOAD MASTER 15924, T'LOI 15935, ADD 6 TO SPD 18137, BABY 18454, and PHLANDAR 
16541.

The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:

YAMA (82-11638) DEATH HORDE VI

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXV

GATEWAY TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HARD 'N CRUNCHY 1323 (27-26-1)         1  4  0         STREET PIZZAD II     
ZIPPY 1886 (49-35-1)                   1  4  0         EASTERN HORDE        

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EXPLICIT 2474 (19-8-0)                 2  3  0         CENSORED             

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ATONEMENT 761 (36-25-0)                7  3  0         A UNIT XV            
LOSS OF TESTOSTERONE 1285 (30-33-2)    7  3  0         I'M MARRIED NOW      
SAM STICKS 1758 (7-2-0)                7  3  0         PLAGIARISM           
IN THE AFTERNOON 10018 (10-6-0)        6  3  0         SUNNYDALE            
JACK BOY 2030 (54-47-0)                5  3  0         ON A WHIM            
SHADOW 1706 (17-4-0)                   4  3  0         MY HEROES!           
STORM XCIX 14095 (13-5-0)              1  3  0         DEATH STUDS VIII     

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JESUS 5459 (21-11-2)                   7  3  0         RISEN FROM THE DEAD  
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 1258 (24-10-0)       6  3  0         MY WIFE'S COSMETICS  
DAVID CARUSO 2269 (16-6-1)             6  3  1         BELLYFLOP            
KIP KILLIGAN 2823 (13-23-0)            6  3  0         SMALL SOLDIERS       
FLAMESTRIKE 3130 (18-6-0)              5  3  0         SIBKO                
A NEW PONY! 1306 (10-8-0)              4  3  0         WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS  
CANIS BOGO 3726 (11-2-0)               4  3  0         R AND D              
DIRT WORM 2315 (45-21-0)               3  3  0         VERMIN!!             
TOO MUCH CON 2 2075 (43-80-0)          3  3  0         JOKA MASHER          
ZALGOR PRIGG 15204 (20-8-0)            3  3  0         MUTANT LEAGUE II     
BONG 1745 (6-8-0)                      1  3  0         SHH! HITZ            
D 44 (19-9-0)                          1  3  0         EASTERN HORDE 4      
MR BLACK 5468 (9-4-1)                  1  3  0         FROM THE RESERVOIR   
PUNCH IT 1193 (24-9-1)                 1  3  0         GORGONITES II        

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 2252 (6-8-1)        9  3  1         PARENTHOOD           
BLEYS 13278 (20-2-2)                   7  3  0         TOADS OF AMBER       
FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY 1953 (12-8-0)      6  3  0         2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II
PIPE BOMB 8012 (13-9-1)                5  3  0         ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 
KEVIN PETTA 2480 (7-1-0)               4  3  0         WAY TOO MUCH BEER 2  
PHOENIX GUARD 8102 (20-19-0)           2  3  0         SHADOW WAR           
WHITE HAT 14351 (10-4-0)               2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 1208 

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RAW SEX APPEAL 1331 (9-4-0)           13  3  0         WHY WE LOVE TUM      
BRAND 13289 (7-6-0)                   11  3  0         TOADS OF AMBER III   
ZOMBIE STOMP 2617 (13-3-0)            11  3  0         NO MORE TEARS        
CHEOPS 4451 (8-5-0)                   10  3  0         LEGENDS OF EGYPT     
CRAB 11880 (10-7-1)                    8  3  0         4-LETTER STDS        
PERCY QUIN 4728 (4-0-0)                7  3  0         PARKO RAMA           
SPAZ 6629 (9-1-0)                      7  3  0         LUROCIANS X          
THE DUCK 12670 (15-10-1)               7  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES IX   
THE SCREAMING FANS 6495 (7-3-1)        7  3  0         WHY I PLAY DM        
ARCHER 1198 (9-5-0)                    6  3  0         GORGONITES           
CICINISTI 3706 (7-4-0)                 6  3  0         BEGUILERZ            
ELLYN 8983 (7-6-0)                     6  3  0         LAS VEGAS II         
KAMIKAZI GNAT 6073 (7-4-0)             6  3  0         DEADLY ATTACKS II    
M. GILLIAM 13182 (5-4-0)               6  3  0         TROJAN HORSE         
NORAF 3856 (6-6-0)                     6  3  0         ENVENOMED            
SHERRI 15114 (9-7-0)                   6  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 
THE 13TH WARRIOR 6346 (1-0-0)          6  3  0         STOOPID MOVIES       
CONTENDER 11167 (4-4-0)                5  3  0         WHISPERNIGHT         
DOT GONE 13138 (3-3-0)                 5  3  0         BAD DAY FOR YOU      
GOLDWRAP 11886 (9-2-0)                 5  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 34   
GREENHOUSE EFFECT 12996 (5-3-0)        5  3  0         GLOBAL WARMING       
KHORGA KHAN 6730 (1-0-0)               5  3  0         THE BEGINNING        
MACHETE MOUSE 4566 (4-3-0)             5  3  0         MAMMAL MILITIA       
MANTISSA 9324 (8-1-0)                  5  3  0         MATMATICA            
MIKE, POWERFUL 7051 (8-5-0)            5  3  0         MIKE THE HUNTER      
WIPEY 12634 (7-5-0)                    5  3  0         UNJUSTLY RENAMED     
FINALITY 4063 (10-6-0)                 4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 3P   
FLEM 12614 (4-4-0)                     4  3  0         4-LETTER FLUIDS      
HOWL-LITE 1899 (14-26-0)               4  3  0         ROCK-ETTS 10         
JUNK 15498 (5-9-0)                     4  3  0         WINDYCITYWARRIORS II 
LADY OF THE MOON 5481 (4-3-0)          4  3  0         HARM NONE            
PX 14364 (9-3-0)                       4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 1203 
SIR LANCELOT 5350 (8-4-0)              4  3  0         ROUND TABLE          
SIRTON 9190 (6-1-0)                    4  3  0         I AM SUCK            
WOW, NOT A SCUM 12929 (9-4-0)          4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 9N   
C WEBB 9495 (5-8-0)                    3  3  0         KINGS                
CHINESE SIMIAN 11964 (9-6-2)           3  3  0  DEAD   K.B.W.F              
DUNE 10414 (5-5-0)                     3  3  0         4-LETTER EPICS       
LAST MINUTE 11517 (14-8-3)             3  3  0         VERMIN!!             
MIGHTY MITE 13968 (11-18-0)            3  3  0         VERMIN!!             
NEWTON 7388 (7-3-0)                    3  3  0         JEWELED SCEPTRE      
QSTAFF INFECTION 14523 (11-3-0)        3  3  0         DIRTY INFIRMARY      
SINISTER 3298 (5-5-0)                  3  3  0         EVIL                 
SLAKE 12993 (5-2-0)                    3  3  0         WORD OF THE DAY      
THE CUTICLE DANCE 13639 (10-2-1)       3  3  0         DON'T ASK            
THE WAD O' GAS 13378 (8-3-0)           3  3  0         ENIGMA 1             
UNOC 12676 (11-11-0)                   3  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 3X   
VIOLENT VOLE 4565 (9-3-0)              3  3  0         MAMMAL MILITIA       
CHIMPANZEE 12985 (5-0-0)               2  3  0         ANIMAL CRACKERS      
GNORE 3717 (7-4-2)                     2  3  0         MILITARY SCIENCE     
INFAMOUS 12943 (6-4-0)                 2  3  0         THE BROTHERHOOD 29   
JOCK 10452 (5-6-0)                     2  3  0         4-LETTER ITCHES      
ON THE WASHER 10019 (4-2-0)            2  3  0         SUNNYDALE            
SMOOGIE 2247 (8-6-1)                   2  3  0         STREET PIZZAD III    
UGLY 14501 (6-9-0)                     2  3  0         4-LETTER DESCRIPTION 
YAMA 11638 (11-7-0)                    2  3  0         DEATH HORDE VI       
AZMUS 4139 (5-6-0)                     1  3  0         MOB TACTICS          
BIGFACE 237 (5-4-0)                    1  3  0         RUPTURE FARMS        
DIPPY 1893 (9-9-0)                     1  3  0         EASTERN HORDE        
DUMPWEED 13924 (13-2-0)                1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES B105 
ELAINA 3414 (7-3-0)                    1  3  0         (N.) GODLIKE         
RABID DOG 1078 (6-5-0)                 1  3  0         NASTY PETS           
SATISFACTION 6282 (0-0-0)              1  3  0         OTTO'S MOTIVES       
SCRUB 4 1200 (4-5-0)                   1  3  0         GORGONITES           
WHITE CHRISTMAS 13930 (12-8-2)         1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES B103 
MICROBURST 4443 (6-2-0)                0  1  0  DEAD   NATURE'S FORCE       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STUPIFY 15047 (5-4-2)                  5  1  0  DEAD   DISTURBED II         
ORPHEUS 15144 (8-6-0)                 13  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 3208 
FALCON 11173 (9-6-0)                  10  3  0         TWELFTH CIRCLE       
0001 12389 (0-0-0)                     9  3  0         OCT 2001 1           
SHOTGUN 5401 (4-1-0)                   9  3  1         SCATTERBRAIN         
PANDA LOVE 9473 (1-2-0)                8  3  0         REEKS OF...          
BING S7 WANG 16000 (10-3-1)            7  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 6201 
FUNKY BUTT MOVIE 11539 (2-3-0)         7  3  0         LUNCHABLES           
RIGHT VENTRICLE 14475 (6-2-0)          7  3  0         HEART OF AN ORC      
LARG JOHN 8616 (2-5-0)                 6  3  0         THE MUSIC MAN        
TINY ARCHIBALD 8174 (5-6-0)            6  3  0         THE POINT GUARDS     
VELOCITY GIRL 7566 (0-0-0)             6  3  0         THE WILD ONES        
AX 15112 (10-6-0)                      5  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 
WILLIE BROWN 13201 (5-1-0)             5  3  0         1976 RAIDERS         
GRALOK 6434 (1-1-0)                    3  2  0  DEAD   WHETSTONE G          
0002 12390 (0-0-0)                     4  3  0         OCT 2001 1           
FROSTFIRE 15101 (7-7-0)                4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 3202 
MICTLANTECUHTLI 5558 (7-5-0)           4  3  0         DEATH HORDE III      
REPRISAL 14465 (5-4-1)                 4  3  0         THE BROTHERHOOD 10   
SACRIFICE 12669 (0-0-0)                4  3  0         GAMES PEOPLE PLAY    
TERRY MCDANIEL 13254 (4-3-0)           4  3  0         1997 RAIDERS         
WHIRLIGIG 18872 (6-4-0)                4  3  1         BUENO FER NADA II    
BLACK THUNDER 16688 (3-2-0)            3  3  0         THE HELL PATROL      
GARLIC BELCH 17561 (2-1-0)             3  3  0         CHICKS DIG IT        
TOSSED 13128 (2-3-0)                   3  3  0         SALADS               
TRIM REAVER 2468 (4-4-0)               3  3  0         BLUE BLOODS          
ANGEL 17007 (2-3-0)                    2  3  0         MY TC'S              
BUM 16991 (2-2-1)                      2  3  0         EXIT ONLY            
LASSO 11307 (3-4-0)                    2  3  0         ABILITY TO SWING     
LIONHEAD 11317 (3-3-0)                 2  3  0         LOCAL TOWNSHIP       
NABASSU 5548 (6-7-0)                   2  3  0         DEATH HORDE          
PUGHAIRNIGHTMARE 10135 (4-3-1)         2  3  0         ARIZONA TRIP         
RIDIS 15371 (1-0-0)                    2  3  0         SANIKUS              
WILLY T MAC 5925 (2-2-0)               2  3  0         RAPTURE              
WOLVERINE 6651 (0-0-0)                 2  3  0         HOLLYWOOD            
0002 13973 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         JAN 2002             
BAZRIK 14191 (0-0-0)                   1  3  0         WHETSTONE 2B         
DITCH RAT 15360 (8-6-2)                1  3  0         VERMIN!              
DUNK 303 (6-5-0)                       1  3  0         FAST BREAK           
HEDKURK BUTBLSTR 8649 (0-0-0)          1  3  0         DINO DUDES II        
NELSON MUNTZ 3603 (4-3-0)              1  3  0         SPRINGFIELD IV       

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FURY 13907 (3-2-0)                     9  1  1  DEAD   THE BROTHERHOOD 6    
SIR QUAMALOT 4630 (4-3-0)             15  2  0         THE QUAM SQUAD       
TALUS 14851 (3-4-0)                   14  3  1         FOOT UP MY ORC       
ILIACUS 14892 (3-1-0)                  9  3  0         BLOOD AND GUT ORCS   
LU BU 15257 (4-1-0)                    8  3  0         DYNASTY WARRIORS     
2401 17753 (0-0-0)                     7  3  0         NUMBERS 2            
UGARTE PATXI 13862 (5-2-0)             6  3  0         VVELTA A TOLEDO      
BOB 15297 (2-6-0)                      5  3  0         LUROCIANS XVI        
NIGHTLORD 11156 (4-4-0)                5  3  0         DELTA PRIME          
INCOME TAXES 11943 (3-6-0)             4  3  0         THAT SUCKS!!!        
NO SMOKING 625 (8-5-3)                 4  3  0         A UNIT XI            
SANTIAGO 17750 (1-4-0)                 4  3  0         TOADS OF ZALCON      
HEDWIG 11622 (4-4-0)                   3  3  0         LUROCIAN XIII        
0001 14748 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         APR 2002 4           
0003 14741 (0-0-0)                     2  3  1         APR 2002 3           
0007 12403 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         OCT 2001 3           
0017 14826 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         APR 2002 7           
CARROTS 16505 (6-2-0)                  2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 7203 
JAZZ 17424 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         4 LETTER MUSIC       
OK4 13443 (1-2-0)                      2  3  0         GO4                  
PULMONARY VALVE 14491 (3-4-0)          2  3  0         HEART ACHE ORC       
SPLAT 8506 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         ROADKILL             
TUNNELING GERBIL 16719 (3-0-0)         2  3  0         LUROCIANS FTF021     
VOCAL CORD 14888 (2-2-0)               2  3  0         HEAD AND NECK ORCS   
BURIZA 15993 (3-5-0)                   1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 6200 
FRED 15293 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         LUROCIANS XVI        
OOO1A 14730 (0-0-0)                    1  3  0         JAN 2001 2           
STYLOHYOID 14877 (3-4-0)               1  3  0         BIG NECK ORCS        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CRACK IS CHEAP 18422 (3-0-0)          15  2  0         NEGATIVE CASH FLOW   
SA NODE 14477 (2-2-0)                  5  1  0  DEAD   HOLIDAY HEART ORC    
FLUFFY BUNNY 18105 (1-2-0)            10  3  0         OFFENDED SANDY       
SHEMALE 18856 (1-0-0)                  9  3  0         WEIRD STUFF          
ARTURO RUBIO 13865 (1-1-0)             7  3  0         VVELTA A TOLEDO      
HOPE 11990 (3-0-0)                     7  3  0         ANGELS REBORN        
STRATEGERY 18418 (2-3-0)               7  3  0         STUPID NAMES         
ME 18103 (1-2-0)                       6  3  0         OFFENDED SANDY       
0007 16740 (0-0-0)                     5  3  0         OCT 2002 III         
OUT OF NAMES 18146 (2-1-0)             5  3  0         LAST ONE II          
COLLEEN 18383 (1-1-0)                  4  3  1         SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 
'SUP 18375 (2-0-0)                     3  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 1304 
0004 16727 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         OCT 2002             
DRIPPY 11940 (1-1-0)                   2  3  0         THAT SUCKS!!         
FEMALE CONDOMS 18857 (0-0-0)           2  3  0         WEIRD STUFF          
MALACODA 17857 (0-0-0)                 2  3  0         INFERNO              
VICARIOUS 10892 (1-2-0)                1  2  0  DEAD   SHADOW FATE          
0001 16728 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         OCT 2002             
CARMELO 17510 (2-2-0)                  1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES A201 
KEEBLER ELF 17507 (2-2-0)              1  3  1         SUPERIOR FORCES A201 
PISTOL PETE 580 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         ARMED &amp; DANGEROUS    
TROOOOOOOOLL 15810 (1-3-0)             1  3  0         WORLD CUP ORCS       
ANELIDA LEE 18379 (2-1-0)              0  2  0  DEAD   SUPERIOR FORCES 1303 
OVEN 4 18325 (3-2-0)                   0  1  0  DEAD   EASY BAKE MUFFIN     

NOVICES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CARDBOARD SHIELD 18468 (2-0-0)        10  3  0         BLUNDER + FITENING   
ODDJOB 18436 (0-3-0)                   7  3  0         VILLAINS             
BANG SENSELESS 18551 (1-2-0)           6  3  0         THANKS PUG           
SQUATCH 18579 (2-1-0)                  5  3  0         TIN O'MUFFINS        
EXIT WOUNDS 18447 (1-2-0)              4  3  1         SEAGAL               
MERT MUTLV 18280 (1-1-0)               4  3  0         TOUR DE SERBIE       
ZORA 18451 (1-1-0)                     4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 6D   
BATTLEMAGE 17205 (0-2-0)               3  3  0         SHADOW MAGIC         
BLOFELD 18431 (1-2-0)                  2  3  0         SPECTRE              
PORK PORRIDGE 18463 (1-1-0)            2  3  0         SUPERIOR COURSES     
NIKACEVIC 18277 (1-1-0)                1  3  0         TOUR DE SERBIE       
MAGUS 17202 (2-0-0)                    0  1  0  DEAD   SHADOW MAGIC         

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FIREBRAND 18871 (0-0-0)               11  3  0         SHADOW FORGE         
HUNDERTMARCK 18060 (0-0-0)            10  3  0         RUND UM KOLN         
SWAYBACK SALLY 18476 (0-0-0)           9  3  0         SUPERIOR HORSES      
TOTAL PARRY 7 18355 (0-0-0)            8  3  0         APR 2003 4           
31 18718 (0-0-0)                       7  3  0         TOURNEY ORC 7        
DIGEORGE 18743 (0-0-0)                 7  3  0         SYNDROMES            
TRITOR 18949 (0-0-0)                   7  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 4301 
VAN LAER 18056 (0-0-0)                 7  3  0         BRUSSELS-OPWIJK      
0003 18350 (0-0-0)                     6  3  1         APR 2003 3           
35 18721 (0-0-0)                       6  3  0         TOURNEY ORC 7        
DROGO 17089 (0-0-0)                    6  3  0         DOTHRAKI TOADS       
MR. CILANTRO 18581 (0-0-0)             6  3  0         TIN O'MUFFINS        
OTTO 18033 (0-0-0)                     6  3  0         GRUDGE TOADS         
29 18714 (0-0-0)                       5  3  0         TOURNEY ORC 6        
ACES &amp; EIGHTS 18441 (0-0-0)            5  3  0         BOOT LEATHER         
ANUBIS 17918 (0-0-0)                   5  3  1         DEATH HORDE VII      
BAD BULLA 18788 (0-0-0)                5  3  0         PIMPLE ON MY ORC     
DUELIST ONE 18962 (0-0-0)              5  3  0         3 TEAM               
EATER OF SOULS 17113 (0-0-0)           5  3  0         DEATH HORDE XI       
EH-2 17929 (0-0-0)                     5  3  0         EASTERN HORDE III    
FIREY DOUGHNUT 18271 (0-0-0)           5  3  0         HOTENDOTEY 5         
GLOB 18931 (0-0-0)                     5  3  1         SUPERIOR FORCES 3302 
LIESWYN 18063 (0-0-0)                  5  3  0         SEA OTTER CLASSIC    
MILD 18591 (0-0-0)                     5  3  0         4-LETTER TEMPS       
PESKIE 9368 (0-0-0)                    5  3  1         GOBLINOIDS           
TOGAR 18946 (0-0-0)                    5  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 4301 
3FT OF DWARF LOVE 6873 (0-0-0)         4  3  0         MIDNIGHT DWARVES     
ALL MY MONEY 18492 (0-0-0)             4  3  0         BIBLE COUNCIL        
CATE CYSTE 18790 (0-0-0)               4  3  0         PIMPLE ON MY ORC     
HARTNUP 18751 (0-0-0)                  4  3  0         HORSES               
JAIME 17046 (0-0-0)                    4  3  0         LANNISTER TOADS      
NO MAS 18482 (0-0-0)                   4  3  0         INFERIOR FORCES TOO  
PARANOID 18795 (0-0-0)                 4  3  0         MORE WEIRD PEOPLE    
RED CARD 17107 (0-0-0)                 4  3  0         WORLD CUP ORCS       
ROBERT 17074 (0-0-0)                   4  3  0         ARRYN TOADS          
SAT ON A PIN 18497 (0-0-0)             4  3  0         ROYAL MUSH           
WON TON 18256 (0-0-0)                  4  3  0         CHINESE TAKEOUT      
0006 18362 (0-0-0)                     3  3  0         APR 2003 6           
1,000 VOLT SUPRISE 18484 (0-0-0)       3  3  0         BLUNDR + LITENING    
BINSWANGER 18745 (0-0-0)               3  3  1         SYNDROMES            
BRUCCI 18074 (0-0-0)                   3  3  0         PARIS-TROYES         
DOG ATE MY ROLLUP 18775 (0-0-0)        3  3  0         WHY I DIDN'T TC      
ENEMY 16553 (0-0-0)                    3  3  0         ENEMY                
MUCOR 18767 (0-0-0)                    3  3  0         FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN   
TEXAS RIPFIRE 18442 (0-0-0)            3  3  0         BOOT LEATHER         
TOTAL PARRY 18338 (0-0-0)              3  3  0         APR 2003 1           
ICE STORM 9359 (0-0-0)                 2  2  0  DEAD   TEMPEST IN TEMPE     
0002 18318 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         JAN 2003             
ERB 18742 (0-0-0)                      2  3  0         SYNDROMES            
FELTY 18750 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         HORSES               
GOLDEN HOE 14924 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         BLACKENED PRIDE II   
GUY ONE 18955 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         2 TEAM               
GUY ONE 18950 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         1 TEAM               
JEW L. RY 18407 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         FUN KEY BOYZ         
STANNIS 17079 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         DRAGONSTONE TOADS    
WIGHT 14116 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         EVIL 2               
GUY THREE 18952 (0-0-0)                1  2  0  DEAD   1 TEAM               
0007 18365 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         APR 2003 6           
6 18758 (0-0-0)                        1  3  0         TOURNEY ORC 2        
ASPERGILLUS 18770 (0-0-0)              1  3  0         FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN   
CAMDEN YARDS 18679 (0-0-0)             1  3  0         ORIOLE MADNESS       
CARMEN 18936 (0-0-0)                   1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 3301 
FUZZY WASA 18501 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         THE BARES            
GUY FOUR 18951 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         1 TEAM               
LEGG MASON 18680 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         ORIOLE MADNESS       
MAILMAN HATES ME 18773 (0-0-0)         1  3  1         WHY I DIDN'T TC      
MAN ONE 18967 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0         4 TEAM               
MAN TWO 18969 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0         4 TEAM               
RENLEY 17026 (0-0-0)                   1  3  0         BARATHEON TOADS      
SWEET TOOTH 18425 (0-0-0)              1  3  1         BRAINIAC             
ALONZO HARRIS 18019 (0-0-0)            0  1  0  DEAD   TRAINING DAY         
ALPORT 18734 (0-0-0)                   0  1  0  DEAD   ZEBRAS               
VESICLE 18787 (0-0-0)                  0  2  0  DEAD   PIMPLE ON MY ORC     

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LITTLE CROW 5418 (26-10-0)             1  3  0         THE PEOPLE           
ASSAULT 2043 (70-41-1)                 0  3  0         JOKA MASHER          
WILLOWDEER 6266 (14-16-0)              0  3  0         HEART AND SOUL       

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OSCAR THE SLOUCH 1316 (31-23-3)        4  3  0         SESAME SPINE         
3-7-2-D-S 5727 (28-18-0)               2  3  0         FASCINATIN' RYTHYM   
DRUNK AND AT DENNYS 2255 (32-22-2)     2  3  0         ROCK BOTTOM          
MOE 52 (19-7-1)                        2  3  0         SUPERIOR 5K          
COOLER 7277 (20-6-0)                   1  3  0         STYROFOAM            
CRAZED GOBLIN 9051 (20-24-0)           0  3  0         CLAN BLACKHAND       
HEL 14331 (24-21-0)                    0  3  0         ARCTIC GUARDS        
WWW.QUAM.COM 4467 (28-30-4)            0  3  0         EASTERN HORDE 2      

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WRATH OF ONE 11628 (7-2-0)             1  3  0         LUROCIANS XII        
HAYSEED X-IV 6120 (10-6-1)             0  3  0         PROJECT HAYSEED      

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FENRIS 14320 (11-8-0)                  4  3  0         ARCTIC GUARDS        
MARBLES 9504 (5-6-0)                   3  3  0         ROAD TRIP            
STANDSTILL 15490 (3-4-0)               3  3  0         HERBS R US           
BOMBSHELL 7390 (6-7-0)                 2  3  0         JEWELED SCEPTRE      
MASSAGE PARLOR 3972 (9-7-1)            1  3  0         ELIMINATED SATURDAY  
NECHIMA 3691 (8-11-1)                  1  3  0         FLATLANDERS IV       
RED RAVEN 7339 (12-4-1)                1  3  0         FEROCIRAPTORS        
SPUTTER 15095 (10-7-0)                 1  3  0         JOKA MASHER          
STRAFE 11158 (4-4-0)                   1  3  0         BLACK PRIMERS        
THUMP 6625 (5-3-1)                     1  3  0         LUROCIANS IX         
0001 7927 (0-0-0)                      0  3  0         JAN 2001             
0004 7932 (0-0-0)                      0  3  0         JAN 2001 2           
DRINK HARD 9194 (5-5-0)                0  3  0         LIFE'S TOO SHORT     
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 12478 (10-9-0)     0  3  0         HANNAH'S PALS        

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
0001 13970 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         JAN 2002             
0005 13980 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         JAN 2002 3           
0006 10660 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         JULY 2001 3          
0004 12395 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         OCT 2001 2           
DOLAN 15864 (2-2-0)                    1  3  0         WHETSTONE 2D II      
LT. FREEZ 966 (1-1-0)                  1  3  0         IMPERIAL FORCE       
0002 7926 (0-0-0)                      0  3  0         JAN 2001             
0011 7960 (0-0-0)                      0  3  0         JAN 2001 6           
0014 9460 (0-0-0)                      0  3  0         APR 2001 5           

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
0010 14731 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         APR 2002             
0004 13978 (0-0-0)                     0  3  0  DEAD   JAN 2002 2           
BLOW-BY 16695 (2-3-0)                  0  3  0         PHILLY FOES          

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
YOU SNORE LOUD! 14252 (5-1-0)          6  3  0         FTF GRIEF            
0002 16726 (0-0-0)                     4  3  0         OCT 2002             
BLANK 17509 (2-0-1)                    1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES A201 
THE IMP 18837 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0         CASTERLY ROCK        
PRAYER 17140 (2-1-0)                   0  3  0         DISTURBED III        
SAMMY SOSA 16319 (2-0-0)               0  3  0         WINDYCITYWARRIORS II 

NOVICES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
45 18731 (0-2-0)                       4  3  0         TOURNEY ORC 9        
E.D. 11939 (0-2-0)                     0  3  0         THAT SUCKS!!         

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TYRION 17050 (0-0-0)                   6  3  1         LANNISTER TOADS      
FONZ 18561 (0-0-0)                     5  3  1  DEAD   4-LETTER ALLIANCES   
SHADOW WEAVER 18659 (0-0-0)            4  3  0         MISCELLANEOUS        
BABY 18454 (0-0-0)                     3  3  0         ENIGMA 14            
THAT HURTS 18481 (0-0-0)               3  3  0  DEAD   INFERIOR FORCES TOO  
BOY I'M COLD 18500 (0-0-0)             2  3  0         THE BARES            
JNSI 18972 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         5 TEAM               
PB-DEAD 18782 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         STOLE MY TC          
REPUGNANT 15952 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         THE BROTHERHOOD 21   
BAT 11991 (0-0-0)                      1  3  0         ANGELS REBORN        
OKRA SOUFFLE 18467 (0-0-0)             1  3  0         SUPERIOR COURSES     
SHADOWLORD 9386 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         BAND OF ROGUES       
40 18726 (0-0-0)                       0  3  0         TOURNEY ORC 8        
ANTISOCIAL 18792 (0-0-0)               0  3  0         MORE WEIRD PEOPLE    
BELLRINGER 18802 (0-0-0)               0  3  0         PHILLY FOES          
CUNNING BOX 18488 (0-0-0)              0  3  0         BIBLE COUNCIL        
GUY TWO 18953 (0-0-0)                  0  3  0         1 TEAM               
IN THE DARK 17193 (0-0-0)              0  3  0         SHADOW SHOT          
MICO BRKOVIC 13860 (0-0-0)             0  3  0         TOUR DE CROATIA      
PERFECT BLUBBER 18783 (0-0-0)          0  3  0         STOLE MY TC          
ZHU RONG 17916 (0-0-0)                 0  3  0         DYNASTY WARRIORS     
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