DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER Date : 08/09/2003 Duedate: 08/22/2003 DWES EG ARENA DM 82 TURN 101 This Week's Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SPUTTER JOKA MASHER (302) (82-15095) [17-9-1,133] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SPUTTER HEEZIE JOKA MASHER (302) SKEEZANKS (2997) (82-15095) [17-9-1,133] (82-19373) [6-1-1,73] Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite LAST MINUTE PULMONARY VALVE VERMIN!! (334) HEART ACHE ORC (2156) (82-11517) [16-9-3,108] (82-14491) [4-4-0,36] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM VERMIN!! (334) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. JOKA MASHER (302) 22 2. DARK TOADS 03A (3046) 21 ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314) 3. HITLIST VICE (1056) 21 Unchartered Team 4. GO9 (1968) 20 5. WOMEN OF TIRA VIRTE (1949) 20 WAY OF THE BLADE X II (3453) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0*WAY OF THE BLADE X (3453) 5 0 1 100. 1/ 2 VERMIN!! (334) 7 1 0 2/ 8*CLINTONITES (3151) 4 0 0 100. 2/ 1 THIGH MASTERS (652) 6 0 0 3/ 0*NJORL'S SAGA (1996) 4 0 0 100. 3/ 5 RETRIBUTION (1315) 5 0 0 4/15*OZ RETURNS (3036) 3 0 0 100. 4/ 9 JOKA MASHER (302) 3 0 1 5- 4*COMPANY MAN (3038) 3 0 0 100. 5/38*DARK TOADS 03A (3046) 3 1 0 6/19*RIVALS (3039) 3 0 0 100. 6/ 8*WAY OF THE BLADE 1 (2196) 3 1 0 7-10*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2948) 2 0 1 100. 64/164 VERMIN! (1901) 3 2 0 8/25*OFF COLOUR (3312) 2 0 0 100. 8/ 3 BLACK HOLD (1320) 3 2 0 9/33*BOOT LEATHER (2837) 2 0 0 100. 9/ 0*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3452) 3 3 1 10/29*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2938) 2 0 0 100. 66/166 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325) 3 4 0 11/31*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2945) 2 0 0 100. 05/105*WOMEN OF TIRA VIRT (1949) 2 0 1 12-24*INQUISITION PHL030 (3308) 1 0 0 100. 12/54*OFF COLOUR (3312) 2 0 0 13/ 0*OLD BUDS (3311) 1 0 0 100. 13- 6 EXIT ONLY (2585) 2 0 0 14/ 0*LILY STUFF (3315) 1 0 0 100. 14- 7*HOMIES (2783) 2 0 0 15/ 0*PHRASES (3423) 1 0 0 100. 35/135 STUPID NAMES (2833) 2 0 0 16-26*WAY OF THE BLADE J (3155) 1 0 0 100. 31/131*WAY OF THE BLADE K (3162) 2 0 0 17/ 0*THE BARES (2846) 1 0 0 100. 17/75*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2938) 2 0 0 18/ 0*FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890) 1 0 0 100. 18/99*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2945) 2 0 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/ 0*STOLE MY TC (2893) 1 0 0 100. 19/24*INQUISITION 0305 (3013) 2 0 0 20-27*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2935) 1 0 0 100. 43/143*INQUISITION 0326 (3023) 2 0 0 21-28*WAY OF BLADE A7 (2936) 1 0 0 100. 46/146*THE BROTHERHOOD II (3034) 2 0 0 22-34*WAY OF THE BLADE J (3117) 1 0 0 100. 22/26*MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083) 2 0 0 23-36*WAY OF THE BLADE 5 (2191) 1 0 0 100. 23/27*CLINTONITES (3151) 2 0 0 55-155*REDUX (765) 1 0 0 100. 22/122 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534) 2 0 0 25/ 1*SKEEZANKS (2997) 6 1 1 85.7 25/ 4 LUNCHABLES (840) 2 0 0 26-38*ANGELS REBORN (1746) 5 1 0 83.3 30/130*HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) 2 0 0 27-45*SWEET SITES (2581) 4 1 0 80.0 29/129*LIFESPAN (165) 2 0 0 28/55*INQUISITION 0305 (3013) 4 1 0 80.0 28/30 JOBS SUCK (1442) 2 1 1 29/59*INQUISITION 0326 (3023) 4 1 0 80.0 62/162 DOA (36) 2 1 1 30-48*HOMIES (2783) 4 1 0 80.0 30/10 MY TC'S (2588) 2 1 0 31-50*HATE ME (29) 4 1 0 80.0 31/31 FLAT BROKE (2832) 2 1 0 32/62*HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) 4 1 0 80.0 32-32*HERBS R US (2322) 2 1 0 33-52*MILK IS GOOD (3141) 6 2 0 75.0 33-40*CLUB HAMMER 2 (28) 2 1 0 34/79*WAY OF THE BLADE K (3162) 3 1 0 75.0 34/15*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3158) 2 2 1 35-63 CROSS BREED (960) 8 3 1 72.7 35/14 OUTA THIS WORLD (347) 2 9 0 36/74*MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083) 5 2 0 71.4 36/ 0*PHRASES (3423) 1 0 0 37-70 LOCAL BEER (2467) 7 3 1 70.0 37-53*INQUISITION PHL030 (3308) 1 0 0 38/64 ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314) 8 4 0 66.7 38/ 0*OLD BUDS (3311) 1 0 0 39/88*WOMEN OF TIRA VIRT (1949) 6 3 2 66.7 39/ 0*LILY STUFF (3315) 1 0 0 40/41*PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261) 4 2 1 66.7 40-51*SADISTS-ASSOCIATIO (3296) 1 0 0 41/42*GOTTA RUN HIM (2466) 4 2 1 66.7 41-65*WAY OF BLADE A7 (2936) 1 0 0 42/44*INQUISITION XXXI (2689) 4 2 0 66.7 42-19*SWEET SITES (2581) 1 0 0 43/60*WAY OF THE BLADE 1 (2196) 4 2 0 66.7 41/141*LIQUIDS (3146) 1 0 0 44/ 0*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839) 2 1 0 66.7 03-103*WAY OF THE BLADE J (3155) 1 0 0 45/69 4 LETTER DOGS (2659) 7 4 1 63.6 45/62*VILLAINS (2836) 1 0 0 46-86 HYBRIDS V (2661) 7 4 0 63.6 46/95*BOOT LEATHER (2837) 1 0 0 47/67*GO8 (1969) 5 3 0 62.5 47/ 0*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839) 1 0 0 48/84 MY TC'S (2588) 11 7 1 61.1 48/ 0*THE BARES (2846) 1 0 0 06/106 RESCUE ME (2667) 6 4 2 60.0 49/ 0*FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890) 1 0 0 50-92 EXIT ONLY (2585) 6 4 1 60.0 50/ 0*STOLE MY TC (2893) 1 0 0 08/108 FLAT BROKE (2832) 6 4 0 60.0 51-69*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2935) 1 0 0 52/58*TIN O'MUFFINS (2862) 3 2 0 60.0 52-73*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2948) 1 0 0 11/111 JOBS SUCK (1442) 7 5 2 58.3 53-21 HYBRIDS V (2661) 1 0 0 22/122*DARK TOADS 03A (3046) 7 5 1 58.3 54/84*OZ RETURNS (3036) 1 0 0 55/90 RESSURRECTION (2508) 11 8 1 57.9 55-25*COMPANY MAN (3038) 1 0 0 56/95 BLACK HOLD (1320) 23 18 0 56.1 56/87*RIVALS (3039) 1 0 0 03/103*GO9 (1968) 10 8 1 55.6 57-96*WAY OF THE BLADE J (3117) 1 0 0 10/110 KINGDOM COME (1292) 18 16 0 52.9 10-110*ANGELS REBORN (1746) 1 0 0 16/116 JOKA MASHER (302) 210 196 6 51.7 07-107*CYBERTEASE (1851) 1 0 0 17-117 SUNNYDALE (1485) 105 100 1 51.2 60/ 0*NJORL'S SAGA (1996) 1 0 0 20-120*CLUB HAMMER 2 (28) 6 6 1 50.0 61/ 0*HEART ACHE ORC (2156) 1 0 0 61/161 STUPID NAMES (2833) 6 6 0 50.0 14-114*WAY OF THE BLADE 5 (2191) 1 0 0 63/ 0*ON A ROLL (169) 6 6 0 50.0 48-148*THE INQUISITION II (1751) 1 0 0 09/109 BLACK PRIMERS (1616) 5 5 0 50.0 54-154 32 DEGREES (1118) 1 0 0 74/174*SMARTER THAN (2167) 4 4 1 50.0 65-11 SUNNYDALE (1485) 1 0 0 25-125*THE INQUISITION II (1751) 4 4 1 50.0 66-29*HATE ME (29) 1 0 0 67/ 0*HEART ACHE ORC (2156) 4 4 0 50.0 67/16*SKEEZANKS (2997) 1 1 1 76/176*LIFESPAN (165) 4 4 0 50.0 68/49*PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261) 1 1 0 87/187*LIQUIDS (3146) 3 3 0 50.0 00/200*PLACES RATED (3316) 1 1 0 70/ 9*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3158) 2 2 1 50.0 70/50*DARK TOADS 03T (3276) 1 1 0 12/212*THE BROTHERHOOD II (3034) 2 2 0 50.0 71/61*4-LETTER NAMES (3125) 1 1 0 72/82*BREAD (3148) 2 2 0 50.0 72/94*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2939) 1 1 0 34-134*INQUISITION 0316 (3033) 2 2 0 50.0 73/17 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402) 1 1 0 30-130*DISTURBED III (2614) 2 2 0 50.0 44/144*MILFORDITES (3152) 1 1 0 15/215*ODDITIES (184) 2 2 0 50.0 75/56*WAY OF THE BLADE C (2951) 1 1 0 76/22*DARK TOADS 03T (3276) 1 1 0 50.0 78/178 RESCUE ME (2667) 1 1 0 65/265*PLACES RATED (3316) 1 1 0 50.0 77/ 0*WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891) 1 1 0 78/ 0*WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891) 1 1 0 50.0 37/237*INQUISITION 0311 (3014) 1 1 0 79/30*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2939) 1 1 0 50.0 79/18*GOTTA RUN HIM (2466) 1 1 0 49-149*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2949) 1 1 0 50.0 80/88*TIN O'MUFFINS (2862) 1 1 0 81/32*WAY OF THE BLADE C (2951) 1 1 0 50.0 38-138*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042) 1 1 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 68/268*INQUISITION 0311 (3014) 1 1 0 50.0 82/97*INQUISITION XXXI (2689) 1 1 0 47-147*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042) 1 1 0 50.0 83/20 4 LETTER DOGS (2659) 1 1 0 84/35*4-LETTER NAMES (3125) 1 1 0 50.0 18/118 BLACK PRIMERS (1616) 1 1 0 54-154*CYBERTEASE (1851) 1 1 0 50.0 55/255*SMARTER THAN (2167) 1 1 0 78/278*HITLIST VICE (1056) 1 1 0 50.0 84/184*WAY OF THE BLADE 3 (2190) 1 1 0 87/37*LOOSE FINGERS (46) 1 1 0 50.0 80/180 STREET PIZZAD IX (2347) 1 1 0 56-156 A UNIT XII (118) 118 125 10 48.6 49-149*DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287) 1 1 0 58-158 FEAR FACTORY II (1017) 32 35 5 47.8 67/267*HITLIST VICE (1056) 1 1 0 69/169 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617) 8 9 0 47.1 71/271*ODDITIES (184) 1 1 0 91/ 0 BLAMMO INC. 4H (1181) 7 8 0 46.7 27/127*LOOSE FINGERS (46) 1 1 0 59/159 VERMIN! (1901) 126 148 4 46.0 92-12 BRAINIAC (303) 1 1 0 60/160 VERMIN!! (334) 136 160 5 45.9 28/128*EVIL 2 (161) 1 1 0 63/163 LUNCHABLES (840) 39 46 1 45.9 77/177*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045) 1 2 0 95/ 0*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3452) 5 6 1 45.5 73/173 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617) 1 2 0 23/123 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402) 5 6 0 45.5 96/36 ARIZONA TRIP (821) 1 2 0 62-162*DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287) 5 6 0 45.5 97/34 KINGDOM COME (1292) 1 2 0 06/206*WAY OF THE BLADE 3 (2190) 3 4 1 42.9 60/160 HACKING COUGH (1293) 1 2 0 99/ 0*TOURNEY TEAM II (3620) 3 4 0 42.9 99/35 ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314) 1 2 0 07/207*VILLAINS (2836) 3 4 0 42.9 61/161 LEGENDS OF EGYPT (596) 1 2 0 71/171 HACKING COUGH (1293) 16 22 2 42.1 63/163 DARK TOADS II (2876) 1 3 0 90/190 STREET PIZZAD IX (2347) 8 11 0 42.1 02/37*INQUISITION 0308 (3020) 1 3 0 79-179 BRAINIAC (303) 63 89 2 41.4 82/182*GO9 (1968) 1 3 0 83/183 RETRIBUTION (1315) 19 27 1 41.3 65-165 WINDYCITYWARRIORS (2324) 1 3 0 89/189 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325) 33 47 6 41.2 05/33 ENIGMA 14 (2338) 1 3 0 77/177 LEGENDS OF EGYPT (596) 16 23 1 41.0 59/159*FAST FAST FOOD (3044) 1 5 0 70/170 ENIGMA 14 (2338) 11 16 1 40.7 07/ 0*FUND FAMILIES (3501) 1 8 0 81-181*SLEEPERS (3260) 17 25 2 40.5 67-167*A-POSSE (3412) 0 5 0 84-184 32 DEGREES (1118) 14 21 2 40.0 70/170*BIG TROUBLE (2504) 0 3 0 31/131*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657) 2 3 0 40.0 72-172 ENIGMA 6 (1965) 0 3 0 82/182 DARK TOADS II (2876) 36 56 2 39.1 15/215*INQUISITION 0302 (3010) 0 2 0 95/195 THIGH MASTERS (652) 17 27 0 38.6 36/136 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519) 0 2 0 99/199 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534) 10 17 0 37.0 37/137*MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404) 0 2 0 85/185 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519) 4 7 0 36.4 14-13*MILK IS GOOD (3141) 0 2 0 97/197 OUTA THIS WORLD (347) 90 160 3 36.0 34/134*INQUISITION XXXIII (2687) 0 2 0 98-198*SADISTS-ASSOCIATIO (3296) 7 13 1 35.0 68-168*WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405) 0 2 0 00/200 DOA (36) 17 32 2 34.7 11/211*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2931) 0 2 0 03-203*A-POSSE (3412) 4 8 0 33.3 69/169 RESSURRECTION (2508) 0 2 0 93/193*MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404) 3 6 0 33.3 81-181 ENIGMA 3 (1962) 0 2 0 54/254*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045) 1 2 0 33.3 48/248*GO8 (1969) 0 2 0 17-217 WINDYCITYWARRIORS (2324) 12 27 0 30.8 21-39 ENIGMA 16 (2340) 0 2 0 16/216 MOON GODDESS (593) 10 23 0 30.3 22/ 0*ON A ROLL (169) 0 2 0 26/226*INQUISITION 0308 (3020) 3 7 0 30.0 77/277*TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152) 0 2 0 19/219 ARIZONA TRIP (821) 13 32 1 28.9 75/275 MOON GODDESS (593) 0 2 0 25/ 0*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3451) 3 8 0 27.3 74-174 A UNIT (628) 0 2 0 18/218 IMPERIAL FORCE (162) 3 8 0 27.3 70/270 IMPERIAL FORCE (162) 0 2 0 23-223 A UNIT (628) 14 40 0 25.9 97-197*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305) 0 1 0 24-224 THE SABBATS (745) 8 24 0 25.0 98-198*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306) 0 1 0 25-225*WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405) 3 9 0 25.0 99-199*INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 0 1 0 14/214*MILFORDITES (3152) 1 3 0 25.0 30/ 0*SMITHVILLE (3314) 0 1 0 31/ 0*GO3 (1974) 1 3 0 25.0 31/ 0*TOURNEY TEAM II (3620) 0 1 0 32-232 ENIGMA 6 (1965) 6 19 0 24.0 32/ 0*THE A TEAM (3429) 0 1 0 33-233 ENIGMA 16 (2340) 5 16 0 23.8 33/ 0*I'M TOUGH! (3432) 0 1 0 34-234*HERBS R US (2322) 5 18 0 21.7 34/ 0*SLOW DOWN (3435) 0 1 0 29/229*INQUISITION XXXIII (2687) 1 4 0 20.0 35/ 0*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3451) 0 1 0 39-239 ENIGMA 3 (1962) 4 17 0 19.0 21-221*INQUISITION 0301 (3009) 0 1 0 13/213*FAST FAST FOOD (3044) 1 5 0 16.7 37/89*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657) 0 1 0 38/238*EVIL 2 (161) 1 5 0 16.7 12-212*WAY OF THE BLADE D (2966) 0 1 0 39/ 0*FUND FAMILIES (3501) 4 23 0 14.8 39/ 0*SYNDROMES (2885) 0 1 0 42/242*BIG TROUBLE (2504) 1 8 0 11.1 07-207*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131) 0 1 0 73/273*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2931) 0 2 0 0.0 31-231*PARENTHOOD REDUX (3135) 0 1 0 71/271*INQUISITION 0302 (3010) 0 2 0 0.0 02-202*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2949) 0 1 0 58-258*MEAN STREETS (2283) 0 2 0 0.0 22-222*COLOUR CRAYON (3040) 0 1 0 79/279*TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152) 0 2 0 0.0 44/72*BREAD (3148) 0 1 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 45/ 0*SMITHVILLE (3314) 0 1 0 0.0 13-213 LOCAL BEER (2467) 0 1 0 46/ 0*I'M TOUGH! (3432) 0 1 0 0.0 45-145*INQUISITION 0316 (3033) 0 1 0 47/ 0*SLOW DOWN (3435) 0 1 0 0.0 35-235*INQUISITION 0303 (3011) 0 1 0 60-260*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305) 0 1 0 0.0 30-230*DISTURBED III (2614) 0 1 0 61-261*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306) 0 1 0 0.0 49/ 0*GO3 (1974) 0 1 0 59-259*INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 0 1 0 0.0 47-247*WAY OF THE BLADE 1 (2195) 0 1 0 51/ 0*THE A TEAM (3429) 0 1 0 0.0 86-186*MEAN STREETS (2283) 0 1 0 72-272*WAY OF THE BLADE D (2966) 0 1 0 0.0 53-153 CROSS BREED (960) 0 1 0 69-269*PARENTHOOD REDUX (3135) 0 1 0 0.0 66-266 FEAR FACTORY II (1017) 0 1 0 74-274*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131) 0 1 0 0.0 54/ 0 BLAMMO INC. 4H (1181) 0 1 0 76-276*INQUISITION 0301 (3009) 0 1 0 0.0 73-273 A UNIT XII (118) 0 1 0 70-270*INQUISITION 0303 (3011) 0 1 0 0.0 56-156 THE SABBATS (745) 0 1 0 75-275*COLOUR CRAYON (3040) 0 1 0 0.0 31-331*SLEEPERS (3260) 0 0 0 58/ 0*SYNDROMES (2885) 0 1 0 0.0 51/ 0*WAY OF THE BLADE X (3453) 0 0 0 77-277*WAY OF THE BLADE 1 (2195) 0 1 0 0.0 72-272*REDUX (765) 0 0 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in DWES EG. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Say good-bye to THIGH MASTERS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the VERMIN!! stable. Take a look at DARK TOADS 03A's act, as they have a 2-0-0 week and gain 33 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is VERMIN!, who swept up 157 places in the ranks. Take a look at GOLDEN KNIGHTS' act, as they have a 2-0-0 week and gain 156 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is WOMEN OF TIRA VIRTE, who swept up 94 places in the ranks. Take a look at OFF COLOUR's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 42 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is STUPID NAMES, who swept up 120 places in the ranks. Take a look at WAY OF THE BLADE K2's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 115 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is WAY OF THE BLADE A9, who swept up 58 places in the ranks. Take a look at WAY OF THE BLADE B6's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 81 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is INQUISITION 0326, who swept up 123 places in the ranks. Take a look at THE BROTHERHOOD II's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 125 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 4-LETTER ANXIETY, who swept up 98 places in the ranks. What goes up, must come down. Watch out DWES EG! LUNCHABLES may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 25th spot. Take a look at HARD LIQUOR 3's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 104 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is LIFESPAN, who swept up 102 places in the ranks. Take a look at DOA's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 133 places in the team ranking. Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 10th to 30th place were the MY TC'S. Keep trying! A seasoned team is steady in the lists. But to WAY OF THE SWORD A6, which fell to 34th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. Suffering under a 1-3-0 record and dropping from 14th to 35th place were the OUTA THIS WORLD. Keep trying! Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is LIQUIDS, who swept up 98 places in the ranks. Take a look at VILLAINS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 17 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BOOT LEATHER, who swept up 49 places in the ranks. Take a look at OZ RETURNS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 30 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is RIVALS, who swept up 31 places in the ranks. What goes up, must come down. Watch out DWES EG! SKEEZANKS may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 67th spot. Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 49th to 68th place were the PLAYOFFS 2002. Keep trying! Take a look at PLACES RATED's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 131 places in the team ranking. A seasoned team is steady in the lists. But to DARK TOADS 03T, which fell to 70th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is WAY OF THE BLADE A0, who swept up 22 places in the ranks. What goes up, must come down. Watch out DWES EG! ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 73rd spot. Take a look at MILFORDITES' act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 70 places in the team ranking. Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 56th to 75th place were the WAY OF THE BLADE C2. Keep trying! Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is RESCUE ME, who swept up 102 places in the ranks. Take a look at INQUISITION 0311's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 159 places in the team ranking. A seasoned team is steady in the lists. But to GOTTA RUN HIM, which fell to 79th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is INQUISITION XXXI, who swept up 15 places in the ranks. What goes up, must come down. Watch out DWES EG! 4 LETTER DOGS may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 83rd spot. Take a look at BLACK PRIMERS' act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 34 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SMARTER THAN, who swept up 170 places in the ranks. Take a look at WAY OF THE BLADE 3's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 98 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is STREET PIZZAD IX, who swept up 93 places in the ranks. Take a look at HITLIST VICE's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 178 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is ODDITIES, who swept up 181 places in the ranks. Take a look at LOOSE FINGERS' act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 36 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is EVIL 2, who swept up 35 places in the ranks. Take a look at WHAT'S MY FRUIT?'s act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 83 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BRAVE NEW WORLD, who swept up 78 places in the ranks. Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 36th to 96th place were the ARIZONA TRIP. Keep trying! A seasoned team is steady in the lists. But to KINGDOM COME, which fell to 97th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. Take a look at HACKING COUGH's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 62 places in the team ranking. Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 35th to 99th place were the ARIZONA ESCORTS. Keep trying! Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is LEGENDS OF EGYPT, who swept up 61 places in the ranks. Take a look at DARK TOADS II's act, as they have a 0-2-0 week and gain 62 places in the team ranking. What goes up, must come down. Watch out DWES EG! INQUISITION 0308 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 102nd spot. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is GO9, who swept up 79 places in the ranks. A seasoned team is steady in the lists. But to ENIGMA 14, which fell to 105th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. Take a look at FAST FAST FOOD's act, as they have a 0-3-0 week and gain 53 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BIG TROUBLE, who swept up 61 places in the ranks. Take a look at INQUISITION 0302's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 104 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is LBA:ELVIS FANS, who swept up 24 places in the ranks. Take a look at MASSIVE HEADACHE's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 24 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is INQUISITION XXXIII, who swept up 19 places in the ranks. Take a look at WAY OF THE BLADE A2's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 94 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is RESSURRECTION, who swept up 51 places in the ranks. Take a look at GO8's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 128 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is TRIBAL COUNCIL 9, who swept up 154 places in the ranks. Take a look at MOON GODDESS' act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 151 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is IMPERIAL FORCE, who swept up 144 places in the ranks. Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 89th to 137th place were the STREET PIZZAD XI II. Keep trying! A seasoned team is steady in the lists. But to BREAD, which fell to 144th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. And falling like a basher in the top ten was CLIF, who dropped 15 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with OK10. Our battling duelmaster SPUTTER has managed to hold the title, fending off DARLA's none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, DARK TOADS II. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd! Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DWES EG arena. Did you hear that ENIGMA 17 was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of ENIGMA 17's warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch THE BROTHERHOOD II's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from ENIGMA 17. Well just about everybody wants a piece of ALIEN, who was this week's most challenged warrior. Getting lots of flowers from sympathetic fans was HEEZIE, who was successfully challenged by LAST MINUTE who had a mere 21 points more than HEEZIE. Definition of petty: LAST MINUTE overcame HEEZIE, a mismatch of 21 points. In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, HITMAN IV went after ALIEN, who was higher by 22 points. Well, when the dust settled, HITMAN IV beat ALIEN. Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and SAAVEDRA demonstrated that very violently on PUGHAIRNIGHTMARE's body. For those of you who missed it, Death showed up, grabbed DARLA by the ear and took her away to a place where she won't need a coat. And who needs the Dark Arena if you've got SPUTTER around? This week he decorated his armor with DARLA. Who's next? Too bad LUROCIANS XVIII won't be eating any crow this week because of STEPHANIE's bloodfeud passing. Why? No bloodfeud, no fowl (Drumroll, Groans). Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens. I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SPUTTER 15095 17 9 1 133 JOKA MASHER (302) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LAST MINUTE 11517 16 9 3 108 VERMIN!! (334) -JUNK 15498 7 10 107 WINDYCITYWARRIORS I (2324) SLIMY SLUG 2319 14 12 100 VERMIN!! (334) -TWIGGY RAMEIZ 7105 14 6 92 FEAR FACTORY II (1017) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DARK GERBIL 6762 8 3 1 87 CROSS BREED (960) DITCH RAT 15360 11 12 2 82 VERMIN! (1901) -FLATLINER 642 16 16 2 79 A UNIT XII (118) FEAR 10416 10 17 79 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534) -YUENGLING 16265 7 3 1 73 LOCAL BEER (2467) -BUM 16991 6 4 1 73 EXIT ONLY (2585) HEEZIE 19373 6 1 1 73 SKEEZANKS (2997) -STANDSTILL 15490 4 5 69 HERBS R US (2322) STRAFE 11158 5 5 68 BLACK PRIMERS (1616) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PINGPONG 9704 7 5 2 66 JOBS SUCK (1442) GREY WOLF 21172 10 2 1 63 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325) -LU BU 15257 5 1 63 DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287) SAAVEDRA 13326 5 2 2 62 WOMEN OF TIRA VIRTE (1949) OK10 13420 4 4 1 61 GO9 (1968) STRATEGERY 18418 6 6 60 STUPID NAMES (2833) PATRIOT 11164 8 9 57 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617) SUPER BUM 18411 6 4 57 FLAT BROKE (2832) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NEUTRINO 2393 9 13 56 OUTA THIS WORLD (347) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HOPE 11990 5 1 56 ANGELS REBORN (1746) -ANTITRUST 8967 5 7 55 RETRIBUTION (1315) MELANIE M 10926 5 5 54 THIGH MASTERS (652) SOFT 'N CHEWY 15624 8 11 53 STREET PIZZAD IX (2347) TRANGLOTH 11139 7 3 53 BLACK HOLD (1320) DESPAIR 8965 6 6 53 RETRIBUTION (1315) SPIKE 18694 6 7 1 48 DARK TOADS II (2876) -HIGH VOLTAGE 7767 5 6 2 48 32 DEGREES (1118) ERIKK NJORL 13564 4 0 47 NJORL'S SAGA (1996) FANTABULOUS FATHER 11363 5 5 1 46 DOA (36) STURM PYRE 19644 4 1 1 46 DARK TOADS 03A (3046) MUCOUS 10782 9 5 1 45 HACKING COUGH (1293) HAMPSTER BISHOP 10310 9 4 45 KINGDOM COME (1292) TV EATS MY LIFE 17438 6 4 2 44 RESCUE ME (2667) TEST2 19518 4 1 43 INQUISITION 0326 (3023) NAOMI 8960 8 4 42 ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314) -SMELLY TOES 17409 7 4 42 HYBRIDS V (2661) DARN SMART 16256 4 2 1 42 GOTTA RUN HIM (2466) -ARMORED TOAD 164 3 1 42 HATE ME (29) OK11 13421 6 3 41 GO9 (1968) ST LOUIS RAMS 20789 4 2 1 39 PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261) CLIF 17401 7 4 1 38 4 LETTER DOGS (2659) -HUGH PETRAMINT 13406 5 7 38 ENIGMA 6 (1965) TRINITY 17006 5 3 38 MY TC'S (2588) GOOD MINTON 8162 4 5 37 BLAMMO INC. 4H (1181) PULMONARY VALVE 14491 4 4 36 HEART ACHE ORC (2156) -DUELMASTERS.COM 16969 4 1 36 SWEET SITES (2581) RAMSES 10899 5 5 1 35 LEGENDS OF EGYPT (596) -PUDGY PUSS 2320 5 10 35 VERMIN!! (334) -SHASTA 12064 4 4 1 35 THE INQUISITION III (1751) KHAN 17551 4 2 35 INQUISITION XXXI (2689) LOAD MASTER 15924 3 4 35 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402) DANLE 997 3 3 34 ON A ROLL (169) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -THE BIZZLE 18151 4 1 33 HOMIES (2783) ODDJOB 18436 3 4 33 VILLAINS (2836) ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 855 4 1 32 HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) NOBODY EVER EXPECTS 19464 4 1 32 INQUISITION 0305 (3013) ARRY 14667 3 4 1 32 WAY OF THE BLADE 3 (2190) -ARGOTH 10138 6 5 31 BLACK HOLD (1320) MIGRAINE 15930 3 6 31 MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404) SHORT-TEMER 980 4 4 30 LIFESPAN (165) WOR 1001 3 3 30 ON A ROLL (169) -T'LOI 15935 3 3 30 WOMEN OF DUELMASTER (2405) -SUNGODAPHILIA 20995 4 1 1 29 SADISTS-ASSOCIATION (3296) HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584 4 7 29 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519) STORMTROOPER 962 2 7 29 IMPERIAL FORCE (162) RAVEN 14694 2 0 29 WAY OF THE BLADE 11 (2196) SUAVE 14546 4 4 1 27 SMARTER THAN (2167) OFRIA 20174 4 0 27 CLINTONITES (3151) -SLICEMASTER 15487 1 4 27 HERBS R US (2322) -AGANOK 158 3 3 26 CLUB HAMMER 2 (28) THE BOBSTER 1072 2 2 26 ODDITIES (184) HITMAN IV 7380 1 1 26 HITLIST VICE (1056) COSTA RICA 21101 1 1 26 PLACES RATED (3316) ATTILA 21173 4 4 25 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325) ALIEN 2397 4 9 25 OUTA THIS WORLD (347) -WARRIOR 1 22691 3 4 25 TOURNEY TEAM II (3620) JACQUIEM 19506 2 3 25 INQUISITION 0308 (3020) EAGON 19071 2 0 25 WAY OF THE BLADE B6 (2945) NECTARINE 19639 1 1 24 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MINT PLANT 19468 1 1 24 INQUISITION 0311 (3014) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME L. FRANK BAUM 19586 3 0 23 OZ RETURNS (3036) -RAWLINGS 19597 3 0 23 COMPANY MAN (3038) FEYD-RAUTHA 17388 2 3 23 STREET PIZZAD XI II (2657) WEIRD PETE 19645 3 2 22 DARK TOADS 03A (3046) -EQUINOX 11130 3 3 22 THE SABBATS (745) -ARTISAN 22066 2 4 22 FUND FAMILIES (3501) OK9 13426 3 2 21 GO8 (1969) LOWELL 19579 2 2 21 THE BROTHERHOOD II (3034) ACES & EIGHTS 18441 2 0 20 BOOT LEATHER (2837) PAYKITH 21812 2 1 19 WAY OF THE SWORD A7 (3452) -STAYG 21811 1 0 1 19 WAY OF THE SWORD A7 (3452) KOOL AID 20148 1 2 19 LIQUIDS (3146) -HILAWYN 21809 1 1 19 WAY OF THE SWORD A7 (3452) -PRAYER 17140 2 2 18 DISTURBED III (2614) SKYE 19040 2 0 18 WAY OF THE BLADE A9 (2938) -KRUEL SOTA 17804 1 4 17 ENIGMA 16 (2340) -GUACAMOLE 19626 1 0 17 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042) MEAT 4 20232 3 0 16 WAY OF THE BLADE K2 (3162) CROCKPOT 19603 3 0 16 RIVALS (3039) LO PAN 16511 1 5 16 BIG TROUBLE (2504) RUTH 20887 1 1 16 DARK TOADS 03T (3276) WIGHT 14116 1 1 16 EVIL 2 (161) HARV 20046 1 1 16 4-LETTER NAMES (3125) TEST4 19503 1 4 15 INQUISITION 0308 (3020) -WASATCH 22068 1 4 15 FUND FAMILIES (3501) -PEPE LUCHO 19442 0 1 15 INQUISITION 0301 (3009) PUD #5A 20722 2 0 14 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083) CROW 14696 2 2 14 WAY OF THE BLADE 11 (2196) OK3 13452 1 3 14 GO3 (1974) MR. CILANTRO 18581 1 1 14 TIN O'MUFFINS (2862) MARTIN 20178 1 3 14 MILFORDITES (3152) RUBIO 19447 0 2 14 INQUISITION 0302 (3010) -HARDCORE HANNA 15237 0 2 14 MEAN STREETS (2283) -SAMMY SOSA 16319 2 3 13 WINDYCITYWARRIORS I (2324) -2% 20126 2 1 13 MILK IS GOOD (3141) -WHOLE 20127 2 1 13 MILK IS GOOD (3141) ADREINYDD 20211 1 1 13 WAY OF THE SWORD A6 (3158) FURMAN 21098 1 0 13 LILY STUFF (3315) DOG ATE MY ROLLUP 18775 1 0 13 WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891) PERFECT BLUBBER 18783 1 0 13 STOLE MY TC (2893) -FRESHMEN BREAKER 19570 2 2 12 INQUISITION 0316 (3033) DONGLE 17542 1 4 11 INQUISITION XXXIII (2687) -WOLF 19022 1 0 11 WAY OF THE BLADE A6 (2935) BOY I'M COLD 18500 1 0 11 THE BARES (2846) SOURDOUGH 20160 0 1 11 BREAD (3148) -LEZNIK 14672 1 0 10 WAY OF THE BLADE 5 (2191) -JYDRIC 20196 1 0 10 WAY OF THE BLADE J8 (3155) -LAPTOP DANCE 20411 1 0 10 CYBERTEASE (1851) COOL 21663 1 0 10 PHRASES (3423) MUCOR 18767 1 0 10 FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890) BABY 18454 0 4 10 ENIGMA 14 (2338) GREY HAIR 21083 2 0 9 OFF COLOUR (3312) KEDAENN 20210 1 1 1 9 WAY OF THE SWORD A6 (3158) -JAIME 19029 1 0 9 WAY OF BLADE A7 (2936) -KAUFMANN 22065 1 2 9 FUND FAMILIES (3501) -ERDA 20006 1 0 9 WAY OF THE BLADE J2 (3117) -BIG STRONG SMART 21055 1 0 9 INQUISITION PHL0308 (3308) DARK MATTER 19615 1 1 8 OUTA THIS WORLD (347) PINK PANTIES 251 1 1 8 LOOSE FINGERS (46) TAMAR 19042 1 1 8 WAY OF THE BLADE A0 (2939) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -VIC 19093 1 1 8 WAY OF THE BLADE B0 (2949) EDWARD 19103 1 1 8 WAY OF THE BLADE C2 (2951) TURBO TUNA 19636 1 1 8 FAST FAST FOOD (3044) OKRA SOUFFLE 18467 1 0 7 SUPERIOR COURSES (2839) -SUBLAI 19088 1 0 7 WAY OF THE BLADE B9 (2948) MERK 21078 1 0 7 OLD BUDS (3311) -NSIL 19180 0 1 7 WAY OF THE BLADE D7 (2966) -TITO TAILER 21038 0 1 7 INQUISITION PHL0303 (3305) -OUTNUMBERED 20096 0 1 7 PARENTHOOD REDUX (3135) BINSWANGER 18745 0 1 7 SYNDROMES (2885) -BANEDON 14693 0 1 7 WAY OF THE BLADE 10 (2195) -INDIANA JONES IV 20076 0 1 7 THE GERIATRIC YEARS (3131) -SIBERIAN 19453 0 1 7 INQUISITION 0303 (3011) -CHILI CHEESE 19622 0 1 7 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042) -OPOSSUMS 21049 0 1 7 INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307) -DR PEPPER 21042 0 1 7 INQUISITION PHL0307 (3306) -HOT RAIL 18460 0 1 7 ENIGMA 6 (1965) BELGARION 19002 0 2 6 WAY OF THE BLADE A2 (2931) -ARIEL 22060 0 2 6 FUND FAMILIES (3501) TITIKAKA 19439 0 2 6 MOON GODDESS (593) MAILMAN HATES ME 18773 0 1 5 WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891) -AIR MORTY 18457 0 1 5 ENIGMA 3 (1962) SC EASLEY 21094 0 1 5 SMITHVILLE (3314) -ZHU RONG 17916 0 1 5 DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287) -TURQUOISE 19608 0 1 5 COLOUR CRAYON (3040) OSPREY 914 0 2 2 TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152) -PE ELL 21810 0 1 1 WAY OF THE SWORD A7 (3452) AGNOSTIC 21692 0 1 1 THE A TEAM (3429) MOLASSES 21722 0 1 1 SLOW DOWN (3435) TITANIUM 21708 0 1 1 I'M TOUGH! (3432) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? JIM PLUNKETT 13247 0 3 1986 RAIDERS 1933 SAAVEDRA 13326 82 NOT REVENGED TERRY MCDANIEL 13254 5 4 1997 RAIDERS 1935 SCHWETTY OLIVES 14247 96 NOT REVENGED AARG 18545 1 4 4-LETTER PIRATE 2855 STURM PYRE 19644 96 NOT REVENGED AROINT 11953 3 7 A UNIT 1742 BOW-WOW! 5276 89 NONE SIC EM! 18678 0 1 A UNIT 1742 TORO 13371 90 NOT REVENGED A-4 4634 12 25 A UNIT 628 PINGPONG 9704 99 NO BUENO II 17930 1 1 1 A UNIT IX 1014 STICK 8996 87 NOT REVENGED ANAXUS 4383 2 11 A UNIT XVII 587 HARRY SELDON 18333 97 NOT REVENGED RAND AL'THOR 16067 0 1 AL-GHAZIS 2429 SLAMFIST 15689 75 NOT REVENGED A-WISTFUL WIMPY 11983 7 14 ANDORIAN FORCES 1745 REGGIE 12808 78 NOT REVENGED PUGHAIRNIGHTMAR 10135 6 7 1 ARIZONA TRIP 821 SAAVEDRA 13326 101 MASSIVE DUMP 15923 2 2 ARIZONA TRIP 2K 2402 OK10 13420 85 NOT REVENGED HEATHER 16448 1 2 BAR GIRL 2492 ANGEL 17007 95 NOT REVENGED DR. E., I PRESU 12599 2 8 BRAINIAC 303 JETS TO BRAZIL 9697 88 NOT REVENGED IN YOUR FACE 17858 2 1 BRAINIAC 303 BARON 16548 95 REVENGED MAIMED TOE 5831 3 19 BRAINIAC 303 JETS TO BRAZIL 9697 87 NOT REVENGED SWEET TOOTH 18425 4 2 BRAINIAC 303 HEEZIE 19373 100 WHITE 20157 0 1 BREAD 3148 1,000 VOLT SUPR 18484 97 NOT REVENGED MILK DUD 14991 0 2 CANDY IS DANDY 2245 ARRY 14667 95 NOT REVENGED BULARG 161 1 2 1 CLUB HAMMER 2 28 FANTABULOUS FAT 11363 99 LAPTOP DANCE 12626 0 1 CYBERTEASE 1851 AZ 7511 93 NOT REVENGED DARLA 18698 11 9 1 DARK TOADS II 2876 SPUTTER 15095 101 NITROUS.COM 17810 0 3 ENIGMA 10 2335 LACY 15282 97 NOT REVENGED LORI LIN 17932 0 1 ENIGMA 14 2338 SHEWISH GIANT 101 NONE ADEEDOOOAH 22096 0 1 FAST FAST FOOD 3044 BLACK ORC 101 NONE ZIP 22095 0 1 FAST FAST FOOD 3044 ARENAMASTER 101 NONE MOLOKAI 3882 0 1 FLATLANDERS VII 537 LADDER 18934 96 NOT REVENGED RYLAN 17191 0 1 GO9 1968 DARK GERBIL 6762 84 NOT REVENGED OH FUCJ 16647 0 1 I CAN'T SPILL 2531 NINE IRON 16658 77 NOT REVENGED THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? ROBINTON 17100 2 2 I'M FANTASY IV 2606 DITCH RAT 15360 90 NOT REVENGED NIOBE 17840 0 2 INCARNATIONS 2730 SAM STICKS 6147 86 NOT REVENGED CATCLAW 7667 4 5 INFERNO 1102 SCHWETTY NUTS 16831 83 NOT REVENGED CRAZYRED 7668 4 2 INFERNO 1102 DITCH RAT 15360 81 NOT REVENGED MAGNUM OPUS 19493 0 1 INQUISITION 030 3018 VIEW 14711 96 NOT REVENGED WEBBED NOSE 14505 5 3 IT WORKED ONCE 2159 RANDOM 13281 77 NOT REVENGED EXIT MUSIC 14592 0 1 KID A 2177 MAT CAUTHON 16066 81 NOT REVENGED POLYP 3420 3 1 LESION 6 462 ELTHARION 6553 73 NOT REVENGED XANTHOMA 16219 0 2 LESION 6 462 PINGPONG 9704 95 NOT REVENGED SODA POP 20151 0 1 LIQUIDS 3146 DA2 16954 97 NOT REVENGED SIR-O-TILC 16714 1 1 1 LUROCIANS FTF02 2540 ROO PAC SHAKUR 11931 85 NOT REVENGED BUNGEE JUMPER 16704 0 1 LUROCIANS FTF02 2539 BUM 16991 82 NOT REVENGED LADY CLAIRE 16706 3 3 LUROCIANS FTF02 2539 0X7 15796 98 STEPHANIE 15284 6 3 1 LUROCIANS XVIII 2293 YUENGLING 16265 97 NOT REVENGED LOREN 15275 0 1 LUROCIANS XX 2291 ELENTHA 19016 97 NOT REVENGED DOG 15057 0 1 LUROCIANS XXI 2258 SUBZERO 15779 71 NOT REVENGED OLD ENGLISH 9186 3 2 MALT LIQUOR 1358 CIRRUS 5841 73 NOT REVENGED PUD #5 19840 1 1 MORE NEW TEAMS 3083 GEWGAW 19814 97 NOT REVENGED PUD #46 19887 1 1 MORE NEW TEAMS 3093 QUD 19089 97 NONE WITCHBLADE 20356 1 1 MYTH + MIGHT 3186 BIG BANG 18009 98 SPELL CRAFTER 17381 4 3 MYTH AND MIGHT 2655 LIONHEAD 11317 98 DUMPY DRECK 18329 6 4 1 ODD ALLITERATIO 2817 STEPHANIE 15284 90 NOT REVENGED RAPID EJACULATI 16988 0 1 OOPS!!! 2584 TV EATS MY LIFE 17438 84 NOT REVENGED STAT PROVER 1... 2392 4 34 OUTA THIS WORLD 347 MANIMAL 10035 73 NOT REVENGED U.F.O. 2716 2 18 OUTA THIS WORLD 347 NOTORIOUS P.I.G 11927 86 NOT REVENGED URETHRA FRANKLI 16581 2 3 1 R-E-S-P-E-E 2518 SIR BOYD 16531 84 NOT REVENGED BLING BLING 19379 3 1 ROLLEN 5 DEEP 2998 TROOOOOOOOLL 15810 97 NOT REVENGED CHAIRMAN MEOW 9061 5 5 ROYAL FELINES 1334 LAST MINUTE 11517 73 NOT REVENGED SPIRITHAMMER 17201 0 1 SHADOW FORGE 2622 BLANK 17509 91 NOT REVENGED NETHER 16682 0 1 SHADOW VOID 2535 SCHWETTY MUFFIN 14251 79 NOT REVENGED HEADKICK SPUTNIK 3832 12 8 SPLATTERPUNX ON 529 SPEED MERCHANT 15079 71 NOT REVENGED VIOLENT NEWBREE 13839 0 2 SPLATTERPUNX ON 529 SPEED MERCHANT 15079 73 NOT REVENGED REQUIEM 6045 5 6 STYLES 839 CLIF 17401 95 NOT REVENGED TITAN 15981 0 2 SUPERIOR FORCES 2412 POND SCUM 15315 74 NOT REVENGED LAW 16495 2 3 SUPERIOR FORCES 2501 DELL 14508 84 NOT REVENGED STAYING ALIVE 16334 2 3 SUPERIOR FORCES 2469 NORTHWIND 12290 85 NOT REVENGED RABID RUTABAGA 7779 1 2 SUPERIOR HORDE 1120 SIR-O-TILC 16714 82 NONE WALDER 17340 1 1 TOADS OF FREY 2647 SUBZERO 15779 97 NOT REVENGED FATHER WILLIAM 17752 1 2 TOADS OF ZALCON 2716 PSYCHO BITCH 18670 90 NOT REVENGED STEVIC 18276 0 2 TOUR DE SERBIE 2808 LOST MY LEGS 18867 92 NOT REVENGED CARIZ 14656 0 1 TUFT TUGGERS 'C 2188 AMITRON 16709 84 NOT REVENGED BOOM 12796 2 2 TWELFTH CIRCLE 1619 TV EATS MY LIFE 17438 88 NOT REVENGED INFLATABLE DOLL 15226 0 2 UNDER MY BED 2281 URETHRA FRANKLI 16581 80 NOT REVENGED YARA 8678 1 1 UPN 1268 ROBERT HORRY 17834 85 NOT REVENGED GAZRAK 15738 0 3 WHETSTONE 2P 2370 SHASTA 12064 85 NOT REVENGED CLOBBER 15493 0 2 WINDY CITY WARR 2323 DARN SMART 16256 87 NOT REVENGED THE BIG ZERO 15809 0 2 WORLD CUP ORCS 2381 STUPIFY 15047 79 NOT REVENGED 0X8 15800 0 1 ZEROOOOOOO 2379 MELON BALLS 16149 86 NOT REVENGED PERSONAL ADS 18 July 2003 To All Managers -- I would like to take this time to announce that my alliance, The Association, is no more. Due to the dead weight managers of the alliance and their lack of participation, DarkSpirit and I have formed a new alliance: The Firm. We have taken on two members so far and are looking for a few more. If you would like to find out more about The Firm, you can diplo Dark Spirit, Unknowns XX in arena 15 or myself, Sungod, Sadists F2FII in arena 62. --* The Firm *-- Sungod -- Sadists F2FII -- 62 Dark Spirit -- Unknowns XX -- 15 Youngblood -- Wensinwasin -- 43 Tripwire -- Of Wolf and Man -- 1 26 July 2003 Citizens of Alastari, a bright dawn has risen. While you slept, a pernicious force has entered the once-fair City of Aruak. It fought alongside their treasured warriors, it drank with their fans, and it slept with their women. Now the masks are coming off. Warriors, be afraid...be very afraid. After years of Andorian managers ranting that Aruak is the safest city in Alastari, the Frothingslosh Syndicate has selected Aruak City as the home for its next epic 'contest'--Murder by Numbers II. Our spies have selected the warriors for extermination, and the executioners have had several months to prepare. Now a new age of darkness will descend upon Aruak, as the Syndicate and its allies bring an entirely new level of competition to the arena! Downchallenges! Assassinations! Small poodles as hors d'oeuvres! The Murder by Numbers II 'rules' will be announced next cycle. However, we invite all managers, from all corners of Alastari, to come to Aruak City and take part...in one way or another. Help defend the honor of a long heralded haven for the pure, or join the forces of change in their siege of the ice-cream and cake stronghold of the Dukes of Nerf-Dueling! This exercise is not for either the faint of heart or the weak willed. Blood will flow, brains will leak, and beer will be chugged. Either way, we welcome you with open arms and gleaming blades. This public service announcement has been brought to you by Frothingslosh Epic Contests (tm), the number 86, and the letter 'K'. The Frothingslosh Syndicate 29 July 2003 * * * *The Third Annual Turf War* * * * Yes, it's time again for alliances to go to war! TW3 will be held in DM 47 (North Fork) at a date to be specified later--right after Crip's Incomprehensible Contest is over...but I'm sure everyone wants to get their teams there soon! Here are the rules: 1. Each alliance must have a leader declare the arrival of his alliance. The leader will be responsible for verifying any and all teams/managers who declare to the alliance he/she is leading. 2. Each manager, team declaring for the contest must have approval of the leader, donate one Roll-up Certificate ($5) to the prize pot (send it to me by diplo, by snail, or a note to customer service), and declare his/her team by diplo, p-ad or snail. 3. Each team may declare one warrior as champion. All points scored by a champ are double! 4. Prizes are as follows (mostly...there WILL be some things added as the prize pot grows with entry donations--this list is not final!) * Highest scoring alliance -- Rename Arena 47 for a period of 6 months, one half of the total prize pot donated; roll-up certs. * The Alliance with the most returns from the DA will get to re-name the DA monsters for a period of 6 months. * The alliance with the most warriors listed as style masters will get to pick the Alastari city/arena to host the next Grand Tournament. * The warrior with the most front page honors/awards will have the Arenamaster named after him for a period of 6 months. * The Alliance with the most front page Honors/Awards will have the honor of picking the *slow* arena to host the Fifth Annual Turf War. * The team with the most listings as Style Master will find out the favorites of one of their warriors. * The warrior with the most listings as Style Master will fight at my expense for five turns (I will transfer to the manager's account). * The Alliance with the most kills will be able to re-name the stand-in warriors for a period of 6 months. * The warrior that scores the most total points will fight at my expense for 5 turns (I will transfer $7.50 to the manager's account). * The team that scores the most total points will receive an extra share of roll-up certs from the prize pot. There may be more categories to come, and the prize pot still has to be divided...I'm open to category/prize ideas--and further donations to the prize pot. The contest will run for *TEN* turns; prizes will be awarded at the end of the 11th turn. Scoring will be as follows: * 5 points per fight, doubled for each of the following conditions met: -- Two Alliance -- Champion -- Challenge -- Two Champions -- Bloodfeud -- Challenger losing -- Kill (Note: DA losses are exempt, but DA wins will be *tripled*!!! Ex: Happy Slasher goes to the DA and dies, no points are lost. If he wins, his team scores 60 points! If he was a champ, he scores 120 points!) Use the following chart to calculate scores: Conditions Met: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Points Per Fight: 5 10 20 40 80 160 320 640 * Awards/Honors and Style Masters will each be awarded points also. Find the total number of each (do note add Awards and Style Masters together) and consult the graph below. Champs that score an award or style master count as two. 1 -- 5 7 -- 320 2 -- 10 8 -- 640 3 -- 20 9 -- 1280 4 -- 40 10 -- 2560 5 -- 80 11 -- 5280 6 -- 100 (x2 for each extra) Note -- These categories *count as "triple"*--they will be figured for each team, *AND* again for each alliance *as well as* for each warrior! * Each and every mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points...period. * TVs will be scored on the same scale as Awards/Style Masters, but the total points will be x10. TC's will be scored as TV's, but x10 more. Number of TV/TC's Points Scored (TV/TC) 1 50/ 500 2 100/1000 3 200/2000 4 400/4000 + x2/ x2 (for each extra) Each alliance will start with 5000 points, scores for *fights* will be added to the winner's total *AND* deducted from the losers. Come one and all, defend your turf and the honor of your alliance...or your own! Asmo Dius, TCB Arenas, DM 47, DM 73 1 August 2003 Assurnasirbanipal invites you to Talcama to participate in the third BATTLE ROYAL contest. It is a Delarquan contest so brutal that even some of Talcama's most notable managers will refuse to participate. The rules are simpler than any other contest: You may not avoid any other contest team. There are no silly rules for who can and can't compete. Any team in Talcama is eligible to compete. The scoring is also quite simple (+1 for a win, +1 for a kill (+1 for the win), -1 for a loss) and the first team to reach 25 points is the winner. Scoring will be live--the results for the turn posted in the newsletter. The winner will be able to fight their contest team in Talcama for free for 6 months but more importantly will win a contest against some of the best managers who play the game in one of the hardest contests in the game. First turn for BATTLE ROYAL 3 is Talcama Turn 465, which is due August 30. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS LORI LIN was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. ZIP was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. ADEEDOOOAH was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee. RAVEN defeated HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM in a 2 minute Challenge duel. LAST MINUTE devastated HEEZIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. STRAFE was subdued by FEAR in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition. TRANGLOTH was vanquished by DITCH RAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. OK11 was devastated by PINGPONG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition. TRINITY lost to SOFT 'N CHEWY in a 2 minute Challenge duel. FANTABULOUS FATHER won victory over ST LOUIS RAMS in a 1 minute Challenge duel. SPIKE lost to NEUTRINO in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel. STRATEGERY overpowered HAMPSTER BISHOP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match. RAMSES was overpowered by PATRIOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. MUCOUS was luckily beaten by SUPER BUM in a 13 minute bloody Challenge competition. PUGHAIRNIGHTMARE was butchered by SAAVEDRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle. ACES & EIGHTS overcame LO PAN in a 2 minute Challenge conflict. TEST4 was defeated by OFRIA in a 2 minute Challenge duel. RUBIO was defeated by ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER in a 1 minute Challenge struggle. NOBODY EVER EXPECTS won victory over STORMTROOPER in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fray. CROCKPOT unbelievably bested EDWARD in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. MARTIN was viciously subdued by ATTILA in a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge fight. PINK PANTIES was beaten by PUD #5A in a 3 minute novice's Challenge bout. MINT PLANT overpowered CROW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict. HITMAN IV devastated ALIEN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout. TITIKAKA was vanquished by SHORT-TEMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. SPUTTER easily killed DARLA in a 1 minute uneven Title duel. SLIMY SLUG devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout. BUSY BEE overpowered NAOMI in a 1 minute one-sided duel. GREY WOLF defeated DARN SMART in a 1 minute duel. KIM defeated DEB STORM in a 1 minute bout. DESPAIR demolished FEYD-RAUTHA in a 1 minute one-sided melee. MELANIE M viciously subdued GOOD MINTON in a popular 1 minute gruesome fray. OK10 overpowered CLIF in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition. KHAN was defeated by ERIKK NJORL in a action packed 1 minute fight. TV EATS MY LIFE handily defeated SIR BOYD in a 1 minute one-sided fight. WOR was demolished by TEST2 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. NITE LENS savagely defeated DANLE in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout. LOAD MASTER was devastated by STURM PYRE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. MIGRAINE was unbelievably bested by COSTA RICA in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle. OK3 was beaten by JACQUIEM in a 1 minute fray. ODDJOB overpowered TURBO TUNA in a 1 minute one-sided match. BABY was handily defeated by SUAVE in a 1 minute uneven match. RUTH was beaten by THE BOBSTER in a 2 minute bout. BIG BANG was vanquished by NECTARINE in a 1 minute mismatched bout. MR. CILANTRO was demolished by KOOL AID in a 1 minute uneven competition. DONGLE was luckily beaten by LOWELL in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight. ARRY vanquished HARV in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle. WEIRD PETE won victory over WIGHT in a 1 minute conflict. PULMONARY VALVE savagely defeated OK9 in a exciting 4 minute bloody brawl. L. FRANK BAUM overcame ADREINYDD in a exciting 4 minute brutal conflict. PAYKITH overpowered AGNOSTIC in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle. EAGON overpowered TITANIUM in a 1 minute uneven bout. TAMAR was defeated by BOY I'M COLD in a 2 minute brutal beginner's competition. SKYE demolished OSPREY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. DARK MATTER was luckily beaten by COOL in a 3 minute gory novice's battle. BELGARION was handily defeated by PERFECT BLUBBER in a 1 minute mismatched contest. KEDAENN was bested by DOG ATE MY ROLLUP in a 2 minute bloody novice's battle. MEAT 4 luckily beat SC EASLEY in a exciting 1 minute novice's brawl. GREY HAIR viciously subdued BINSWANGER in a 5 minute gory novice's brawl. OKRA SOUFFLE won victory over SOURDOUGH in a popular 3 minute gory struggle. MERK outwaited MAILMAN HATES ME in a exciting 8 minute amateur's conflict. FURMAN overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight. MUCOR demolished MOLASSES in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 36 TOTAL PARRY 93 - 52 - 0 64 | |LUNGING ATTACK 26 WALL OF STEEL 63 - 51 - 2 55 | |WALL OF STEEL 15 STRIKING ATTACK 210 - 173 - 16 55 | |AIMED BLOW 14 SLASHING ATTACK 66 - 71 - 4 48 | |TOTAL PARRY 11 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 13 - 0 46 | |SLASHING ATTACK 9 LUNGING ATTACK 166 - 200 - 12 45 | |BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 12 - 0 43 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 AIMED BLOW 54 - 75 - 2 42 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 23 - 0 30 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 31 - 0 30 | Turn 101 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 6 - 8 4 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 18 2 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 7 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE WALL OF STEEL 8 - 7 1 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 17 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL SPUTTER 15095 17 9 1 133 JOKA MASHER (302) STRIKING ATTACK LAST MINUTE 11517 16 9 3 108 VERMIN!! (334) PARRY-LUNGE SLIMY SLUG 2319 14 12 0 100 VERMIN!! (334) SLASHING ATTACK GREY WOLF 21172 10 2 1 63 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325) TOTAL PARRY SUPER BUM 18411 6 4 0 57 FLAT BROKE (2832) AIMED BLOW MUCOUS 10782 9 5 1 45 HACKING COUGH (1293) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is LAST MINUTE 11517. The most popular warrior this turn was PULMONARY VALVE 14491. The ten other most popular fighters were MAILMAN HATES ME 18773, ATTILA 21173, ADREINYDD 20211, MIGRAINE 15930, SPIKE 18694, SOURDOUGH 20160, MELANIE M 10926, DANLE 997, DONGLE 17542, and MUCOUS 10782. The least popular fighter this week was SUPER BUM 18411. The other ten least popular fighters were MERK 21078, MOLASSES 21722, OSPREY 914, TITANIUM 21708, HARV 20046, MR. CILANTRO 18581, BIG BANG 18009, BABY 18454, TURBO TUNA 19636, and OK3 13452.