DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/09/2003    Duedate: 08/22/2003

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 101

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPUTTER
JOKA MASHER (302)
(82-15095) [17-9-1,133]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPUTTER                        HEEZIE
JOKA MASHER (302)              SKEEZANKS (2997)
(82-15095) [17-9-1,133]        (82-19373) [6-1-1,73]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LAST MINUTE                    PULMONARY VALVE
VERMIN!! (334)                 HEART ACHE ORC (2156)
(82-11517) [16-9-3,108]        (82-14491) [4-4-0,36]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VERMIN!! (334)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JOKA MASHER (302)             22 
2. DARK TOADS 03A (3046)         21    ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314)
3. HITLIST VICE (1056)           21    Unchartered Team
4. GO9 (1968)                    20 
5. WOMEN OF TIRA VIRTE (1949)    20 WAY OF THE BLADE X II (3453)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*WAY OF THE BLADE X (3453)  5   0  1 100.   1/ 2 VERMIN!! (334)            7  1 0
 2/ 8*CLINTONITES (3151)         4   0  0 100.   2/ 1 THIGH MASTERS (652)       6  0 0
 3/ 0*NJORL'S SAGA (1996)        4   0  0 100.   3/ 5 RETRIBUTION (1315)        5  0 0
 4/15*OZ RETURNS (3036)          3   0  0 100.   4/ 9 JOKA MASHER (302)         3  0 1
 5- 4*COMPANY MAN (3038)         3   0  0 100.   5/38*DARK TOADS 03A (3046)     3  1 0
 6/19*RIVALS (3039)              3   0  0 100.   6/ 8*WAY OF THE BLADE 1 (2196) 3  1 0
 7-10*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2948)  2   0  1 100.  64/164 VERMIN! (1901)            3  2 0
 8/25*OFF COLOUR (3312)          2   0  0 100.   8/ 3 BLACK HOLD (1320)         3  2 0
 9/33*BOOT LEATHER (2837)        2   0  0 100.   9/ 0*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3452) 3  3 1
10/29*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2938)  2   0  0 100.  66/166 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     3  4 0
11/31*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2945)  2   0  0 100.  05/105*WOMEN OF TIRA VIRT (1949) 2  0 1
12-24*INQUISITION PHL030 (3308)  1   0  0 100.  12/54*OFF COLOUR (3312)         2  0 0
13/ 0*OLD BUDS (3311)            1   0  0 100.  13- 6 EXIT ONLY (2585)          2  0 0
14/ 0*LILY STUFF (3315)          1   0  0 100.  14- 7*HOMIES (2783)             2  0 0
15/ 0*PHRASES (3423)             1   0  0 100.  35/135 STUPID NAMES (2833)       2  0 0
16-26*WAY OF THE BLADE J (3155)  1   0  0 100.  31/131*WAY OF THE BLADE K (3162) 2  0 0
17/ 0*THE BARES (2846)           1   0  0 100.  17/75*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2938) 2  0 0
18/ 0*FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890)  1   0  0 100.  18/99*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2945) 2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*STOLE MY TC (2893)         1   0  0 100.  19/24*INQUISITION 0305 (3013)   2  0 0
20-27*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2935)  1   0  0 100.  43/143*INQUISITION 0326 (3023)   2  0 0
21-28*WAY OF BLADE A7 (2936)     1   0  0 100.  46/146*THE BROTHERHOOD II (3034) 2  0 0
22-34*WAY OF THE BLADE J (3117)  1   0  0 100.  22/26*MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   2  0 0
23-36*WAY OF THE BLADE 5 (2191)  1   0  0 100.  23/27*CLINTONITES (3151)        2  0 0
55-155*REDUX (765)                1   0  0 100.  22/122 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)   2  0 0
25/ 1*SKEEZANKS (2997)           6   1  1 85.7  25/ 4 LUNCHABLES (840)          2  0 0
26-38*ANGELS REBORN (1746)       5   1  0 83.3  30/130*HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       2  0 0
27-45*SWEET SITES (2581)         4   1  0 80.0  29/129*LIFESPAN (165)            2  0 0
28/55*INQUISITION 0305 (3013)    4   1  0 80.0  28/30 JOBS SUCK (1442)          2  1 1
29/59*INQUISITION 0326 (3023)    4   1  0 80.0  62/162 DOA (36)                  2  1 1
30-48*HOMIES (2783)              4   1  0 80.0  30/10 MY TC'S (2588)            2  1 0
31-50*HATE ME (29)               4   1  0 80.0  31/31 FLAT BROKE (2832)         2  1 0
32/62*HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)        4   1  0 80.0  32-32*HERBS R US (2322)         2  1 0
33-52*MILK IS GOOD (3141)        6   2  0 75.0  33-40*CLUB HAMMER 2 (28)        2  1 0
34/79*WAY OF THE BLADE K (3162)  3   1  0 75.0  34/15*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3158) 2  2 1
35-63 CROSS BREED (960)          8   3  1 72.7  35/14 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     2  9 0
36/74*MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)    5   2  0 71.4  36/ 0*PHRASES (3423)            1  0 0
37-70 LOCAL BEER (2467)          7   3  1 70.0  37-53*INQUISITION PHL030 (3308) 1  0 0
38/64 ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314)     8   4  0 66.7  38/ 0*OLD BUDS (3311)           1  0 0
39/88*WOMEN OF TIRA VIRT (1949)  6   3  2 66.7  39/ 0*LILY STUFF (3315)         1  0 0
40/41*PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)       4   2  1 66.7  40-51*SADISTS-ASSOCIATIO (3296) 1  0 0
41/42*GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)       4   2  1 66.7  41-65*WAY OF BLADE A7 (2936)    1  0 0
42/44*INQUISITION XXXI (2689)    4   2  0 66.7  42-19*SWEET SITES (2581)        1  0 0
43/60*WAY OF THE BLADE 1 (2196)  4   2  0 66.7  41/141*LIQUIDS (3146)            1  0 0
44/ 0*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)    2   1  0 66.7  03-103*WAY OF THE BLADE J (3155) 1  0 0
45/69 4 LETTER DOGS (2659)       7   4  1 63.6  45/62*VILLAINS (2836)           1  0 0
46-86 HYBRIDS V (2661)           7   4  0 63.6  46/95*BOOT LEATHER (2837)       1  0 0
47/67*GO8 (1969)                 5   3  0 62.5  47/ 0*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)   1  0 0
48/84 MY TC'S (2588)            11   7  1 61.1  48/ 0*THE BARES (2846)          1  0 0
06/106 RESCUE ME (2667)           6   4  2 60.0  49/ 0*FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890) 1  0 0
50-92 EXIT ONLY (2585)           6   4  1 60.0  50/ 0*STOLE MY TC (2893)        1  0 0
08/108 FLAT BROKE (2832)          6   4  0 60.0  51-69*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2935) 1  0 0
52/58*TIN O'MUFFINS (2862)       3   2  0 60.0  52-73*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2948) 1  0 0
11/111 JOBS SUCK (1442)           7   5  2 58.3  53-21 HYBRIDS V (2661)          1  0 0
22/122*DARK TOADS 03A (3046)      7   5  1 58.3  54/84*OZ RETURNS (3036)         1  0 0
55/90 RESSURRECTION (2508)      11   8  1 57.9  55-25*COMPANY MAN (3038)        1  0 0
56/95 BLACK HOLD (1320)         23  18  0 56.1  56/87*RIVALS (3039)             1  0 0
03/103*GO9 (1968)                10   8  1 55.6  57-96*WAY OF THE BLADE J (3117) 1  0 0
10/110 KINGDOM COME (1292)       18  16  0 52.9  10-110*ANGELS REBORN (1746)      1  0 0
16/116 JOKA MASHER (302)        210 196  6 51.7  07-107*CYBERTEASE (1851)         1  0 0
17-117 SUNNYDALE (1485)         105 100  1 51.2  60/ 0*NJORL'S SAGA (1996)       1  0 0
20-120*CLUB HAMMER 2 (28)         6   6  1 50.0  61/ 0*HEART ACHE ORC (2156)     1  0 0
61/161 STUPID NAMES (2833)        6   6  0 50.0  14-114*WAY OF THE BLADE 5 (2191) 1  0 0
63/ 0*ON A ROLL (169)            6   6  0 50.0  48-148*THE INQUISITION II (1751) 1  0 0
09/109 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)       5   5  0 50.0  54-154 32 DEGREES (1118)         1  0 0
74/174*SMARTER THAN (2167)        4   4  1 50.0  65-11 SUNNYDALE (1485)          1  0 0
25-125*THE INQUISITION II (1751)  4   4  1 50.0  66-29*HATE ME (29)              1  0 0
67/ 0*HEART ACHE ORC (2156)      4   4  0 50.0  67/16*SKEEZANKS (2997)          1  1 1
76/176*LIFESPAN (165)             4   4  0 50.0  68/49*PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)      1  1 0
87/187*LIQUIDS (3146)             3   3  0 50.0  00/200*PLACES RATED (3316)       1  1 0
70/ 9*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3158)  2   2  1 50.0  70/50*DARK TOADS 03T (3276)     1  1 0
12/212*THE BROTHERHOOD II (3034)  2   2  0 50.0  71/61*4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     1  1 0
72/82*BREAD (3148)               2   2  0 50.0  72/94*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2939) 1  1 0
34-134*INQUISITION 0316 (3033)    2   2  0 50.0  73/17 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   1  1 0
30-130*DISTURBED III (2614)       2   2  0 50.0  44/144*MILFORDITES (3152)        1  1 0
15/215*ODDITIES (184)             2   2  0 50.0  75/56*WAY OF THE BLADE C (2951) 1  1 0
76/22*DARK TOADS 03T (3276)      1   1  0 50.0  78/178 RESCUE ME (2667)          1  1 0
65/265*PLACES RATED (3316)        1   1  0 50.0  77/ 0*WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)    1  1 0
78/ 0*WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)     1   1  0 50.0  37/237*INQUISITION 0311 (3014)   1  1 0
79/30*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2939)  1   1  0 50.0  79/18*GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)      1  1 0
49-149*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2949)  1   1  0 50.0  80/88*TIN O'MUFFINS (2862)      1  1 0
81/32*WAY OF THE BLADE C (2951)  1   1  0 50.0  38-138*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
68/268*INQUISITION 0311 (3014)    1   1  0 50.0  82/97*INQUISITION XXXI (2689)   1  1 0
47-147*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)     1   1  0 50.0  83/20 4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      1  1 0
84/35*4-LETTER NAMES (3125)      1   1  0 50.0  18/118 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      1  1 0
54-154*CYBERTEASE (1851)          1   1  0 50.0  55/255*SMARTER THAN (2167)       1  1 0
78/278*HITLIST VICE (1056)        1   1  0 50.0  84/184*WAY OF THE BLADE 3 (2190) 1  1 0
87/37*LOOSE FINGERS (46)         1   1  0 50.0  80/180 STREET PIZZAD IX (2347)   1  1 0
56-156 A UNIT XII (118)         118 125 10 48.6  49-149*DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287)   1  1 0
58-158 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    32  35  5 47.8  67/267*HITLIST VICE (1056)       1  1 0
69/169 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)     8   9  0 47.1  71/271*ODDITIES (184)            1  1 0
91/ 0 BLAMMO INC. 4H (1181)      7   8  0 46.7  27/127*LOOSE FINGERS (46)        1  1 0
59/159 VERMIN! (1901)           126 148  4 46.0  92-12 BRAINIAC (303)            1  1 0
60/160 VERMIN!! (334)           136 160  5 45.9  28/128*EVIL 2 (161)              1  1 0
63/163 LUNCHABLES (840)          39  46  1 45.9  77/177*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   1  2 0
95/ 0*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3452)  5   6  1 45.5  73/173 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    1  2 0
23/123 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)    5   6  0 45.5  96/36 ARIZONA TRIP (821)        1  2 0
62-162*DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287)    5   6  0 45.5  97/34 KINGDOM COME (1292)       1  2 0
06/206*WAY OF THE BLADE 3 (2190)  3   4  1 42.9  60/160 HACKING COUGH (1293)      1  2 0
99/ 0*TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)     3   4  0 42.9  99/35 ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314)    1  2 0
07/207*VILLAINS (2836)            3   4  0 42.9  61/161 LEGENDS OF EGYPT (596)    1  2 0
71/171 HACKING COUGH (1293)      16  22  2 42.1  63/163 DARK TOADS II (2876)      1  3 0
90/190 STREET PIZZAD IX (2347)    8  11  0 42.1  02/37*INQUISITION 0308 (3020)   1  3 0
79-179 BRAINIAC (303)            63  89  2 41.4  82/182*GO9 (1968)                1  3 0
83/183 RETRIBUTION (1315)        19  27  1 41.3  65-165 WINDYCITYWARRIORS  (2324) 1  3 0
89/189 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     33  47  6 41.2  05/33 ENIGMA 14 (2338)          1  3 0
77/177 LEGENDS OF EGYPT (596)    16  23  1 41.0  59/159*FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     1  5 0
70/170 ENIGMA 14 (2338)          11  16  1 40.7  07/ 0*FUND FAMILIES (3501)      1  8 0
81-181*SLEEPERS (3260)           17  25  2 40.5  67-167*A-POSSE (3412)            0  5 0
84-184 32 DEGREES (1118)         14  21  2 40.0  70/170*BIG TROUBLE (2504)        0  3 0
31/131*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657)  2   3  0 40.0  72-172 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           0  3 0
82/182 DARK TOADS II (2876)      36  56  2 39.1  15/215*INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   0  2 0
95/195 THIGH MASTERS (652)       17  27  0 38.6  36/136 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     0  2 0
99/199 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)   10  17  0 37.0  37/137*MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)   0  2 0
85/185 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)      4   7  0 36.4  14-13*MILK IS GOOD (3141)       0  2 0
97/197 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     90 160  3 36.0  34/134*INQUISITION XXXIII (2687) 0  2 0
98-198*SADISTS-ASSOCIATIO (3296)  7  13  1 35.0  68-168*WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405) 0  2 0
00/200 DOA (36)                  17  32  2 34.7  11/211*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2931) 0  2 0
03-203*A-POSSE (3412)             4   8  0 33.3  69/169 RESSURRECTION (2508)      0  2 0
93/193*MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)    3   6  0 33.3  81-181 ENIGMA 3 (1962)           0  2 0
54/254*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)    1   2  0 33.3  48/248*GO8 (1969)                0  2 0
17-217 WINDYCITYWARRIORS  (2324) 12  27  0 30.8  21-39 ENIGMA 16 (2340)          0  2 0
16/216 MOON GODDESS (593)        10  23  0 30.3  22/ 0*ON A ROLL (169)           0  2 0
26/226*INQUISITION 0308 (3020)    3   7  0 30.0  77/277*TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152)    0  2 0
19/219 ARIZONA TRIP (821)        13  32  1 28.9  75/275 MOON GODDESS (593)        0  2 0
25/ 0*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3451)  3   8  0 27.3  74-174 A UNIT (628)              0  2 0
18/218 IMPERIAL FORCE (162)       3   8  0 27.3  70/270 IMPERIAL FORCE (162)      0  2 0
23-223 A UNIT (628)              14  40  0 25.9  97-197*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305) 0  1 0
24-224 THE SABBATS (745)          8  24  0 25.0  98-198*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306) 0  1 0
25-225*WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405)  3   9  0 25.0  99-199*INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 0  1 0
14/214*MILFORDITES (3152)         1   3  0 25.0  30/ 0*SMITHVILLE (3314)         0  1 0
31/ 0*GO3 (1974)                 1   3  0 25.0  31/ 0*TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    0  1 0
32-232 ENIGMA 6 (1965)            6  19  0 24.0  32/ 0*THE A TEAM (3429)         0  1 0
33-233 ENIGMA 16 (2340)           5  16  0 23.8  33/ 0*I'M TOUGH! (3432)         0  1 0
34-234*HERBS R US (2322)          5  18  0 21.7  34/ 0*SLOW DOWN (3435)          0  1 0
29/229*INQUISITION XXXIII (2687)  1   4  0 20.0  35/ 0*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3451) 0  1 0
39-239 ENIGMA 3 (1962)            4  17  0 19.0  21-221*INQUISITION 0301 (3009)   0  1 0
13/213*FAST FAST FOOD (3044)      1   5  0 16.7  37/89*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657) 0  1 0
38/238*EVIL 2 (161)               1   5  0 16.7  12-212*WAY OF THE BLADE D (2966) 0  1 0
39/ 0*FUND FAMILIES (3501)       4  23  0 14.8  39/ 0*SYNDROMES (2885)          0  1 0
42/242*BIG TROUBLE (2504)         1   8  0 11.1  07-207*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131) 0  1 0
73/273*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2931)  0   2  0  0.0  31-231*PARENTHOOD REDUX (3135)   0  1 0
71/271*INQUISITION 0302 (3010)    0   2  0  0.0  02-202*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2949) 0  1 0
58-258*MEAN STREETS (2283)        0   2  0  0.0  22-222*COLOUR CRAYON (3040)      0  1 0
79/279*TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152)     0   2  0  0.0  44/72*BREAD (3148)              0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/ 0*SMITHVILLE (3314)          0   1  0  0.0  13-213 LOCAL BEER (2467)         0  1 0
46/ 0*I'M TOUGH! (3432)          0   1  0  0.0  45-145*INQUISITION 0316 (3033)   0  1 0
47/ 0*SLOW DOWN (3435)           0   1  0  0.0  35-235*INQUISITION 0303 (3011)   0  1 0
60-260*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305)  0   1  0  0.0  30-230*DISTURBED III (2614)      0  1 0
61-261*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306)  0   1  0  0.0  49/ 0*GO3 (1974)                0  1 0
59-259*INQUISITION PHL030 (3307)  0   1  0  0.0  47-247*WAY OF THE BLADE 1 (2195) 0  1 0
51/ 0*THE A TEAM (3429)          0   1  0  0.0  86-186*MEAN STREETS (2283)       0  1 0
72-272*WAY OF THE BLADE D (2966)  0   1  0  0.0  53-153 CROSS BREED (960)         0  1 0
69-269*PARENTHOOD REDUX (3135)    0   1  0  0.0  66-266 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    0  1 0
74-274*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131)  0   1  0  0.0  54/ 0 BLAMMO INC. 4H (1181)     0  1 0
76-276*INQUISITION 0301 (3009)    0   1  0  0.0  73-273 A UNIT XII (118)          0  1 0
70-270*INQUISITION 0303 (3011)    0   1  0  0.0  56-156 THE SABBATS (745)         0  1 0
75-275*COLOUR CRAYON (3040)       0   1  0  0.0  31-331*SLEEPERS (3260)           0  0 0
58/ 0*SYNDROMES (2885)           0   1  0  0.0  51/ 0*WAY OF THE BLADE X (3453) 0  0 0
77-277*WAY OF THE BLADE 1 (2195)  0   1  0  0.0  72-272*REDUX (765)               0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in DWES 
EG.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Say 
good-bye to THIGH MASTERS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 
VERMIN!! stable.  Take a look at DARK TOADS 03A's act, as they have a 2-0-0 week and 
gain 33 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is VERMIN!, who swept up 157 places in the ranks.  Take a 
look at GOLDEN KNIGHTS' act, as they have a 2-0-0 week and gain 156 places in the 
team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is WOMEN OF TIRA VIRTE, who swept up 94 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
OFF COLOUR's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 42 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is STUPID 
NAMES, who swept up 120 places in the ranks.  Take a look at WAY OF THE BLADE K2's 
act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 115 places in the team ranking.  Rising in 
the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is WAY OF THE BLADE 
A9, who swept up 58 places in the ranks.  Take a look at WAY OF THE BLADE B6's act, 
as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 81 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is INQUISITION 0326, 
who swept up 123 places in the ranks.  Take a look at THE BROTHERHOOD II's act, as 
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 125 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 4-LETTER ANXIETY, who 
swept up 98 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  
LUNCHABLES may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 25th 
spot.  Take a look at HARD LIQUOR 3's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 104 
places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is LIFESPAN, who swept up 102 places in the ranks.  Take a look 
at DOA's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 133 places in the team ranking.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 10th to 30th place were the MY TC'S. 
Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to WAY OF THE SWORD A6, 
which fell to 34th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering 
under a 1-3-0 record and dropping from 14th to 35th place were the OUTA THIS WORLD.  
Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is LIQUIDS, who swept up 98 places in the ranks.  Take a look at VILLAINS' 
act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 17 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BOOT LEATHER, who 
swept up 49 places in the ranks.  Take a look at OZ RETURNS' act, as they have a 
1-0-0 week and gain 30 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is RIVALS, who swept up 31 places in the 
ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  SKEEZANKS may fall on you 
as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 67th spot.  Suffering under a 
0-1-0 record and dropping from 49th to 68th place were the PLAYOFFS 2002.  Keep 
trying!  Take a look at PLACES RATED's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 131 
places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to DARK 
TOADS 03T, which fell to 70th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is WAY OF 
THE BLADE A0, who swept up 22 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  
Watch out DWES EG!  ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams 
below it to fall on the 73rd spot.  Take a look at MILFORDITES' act, as they have a 
0-1-0 week and gain 70 places in the team ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record 
and dropping from 56th to 75th place were the WAY OF THE BLADE C2.  Keep trying!  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is RESCUE 
ME, who swept up 102 places in the ranks.  Take a look at INQUISITION 0311's act, as 
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 159 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is 
steady in the lists.  But to GOTTA RUN HIM, which fell to 79th, it's what you soak in 
before going to the Dark Arena.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is INQUISITION XXXI, who swept up 15 places in the ranks.  
What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  4 LETTER DOGS may fall on you as 
it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 83rd spot.  Take a look at BLACK 
PRIMERS' act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 34 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
SMARTER THAN, who swept up 170 places in the ranks.  Take a look at WAY OF THE BLADE 
3's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 98 places in the team ranking.  Rising in 
the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is STREET PIZZAD 
IX, who swept up 93 places in the ranks.  Take a look at HITLIST VICE's act, as they 
have a 1-0-0 week and gain 178 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like 
a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is ODDITIES, who swept up 181 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at LOOSE FINGERS' act, as they have a 0-1-0 week 
and gain 36 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is EVIL 2, who swept up 35 places in the ranks.  
Take a look at WHAT'S MY FRUIT?'s act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 83 places 
in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is BRAVE NEW WORLD, who swept up 78 places in the ranks.  Suffering under 
a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 36th to 96th place were the ARIZONA TRIP.  Keep 
trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to KINGDOM COME, which fell to 
97th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a look at HACKING 
COUGH's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 62 places in the team ranking.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 35th to 99th place were the ARIZONA 
ESCORTS.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I 
admit it's corny) is LEGENDS OF EGYPT, who swept up 61 places in the ranks.  Take a 
look at DARK TOADS II's act, as they have a 0-2-0 week and gain 62 places in the team 
ranking.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  INQUISITION 0308 may 
fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 102nd spot.  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is GO9, who 
swept up 79 places in the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 
ENIGMA 14, which fell to 105th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. 
Take a look at FAST FAST FOOD's act, as they have a 0-3-0 week and gain 53 places in 
the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is BIG TROUBLE, who swept up 61 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
INQUISITION 0302's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 104 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is LBA:ELVIS FANS, who swept up 24 places in the ranks.  Take a look at MASSIVE 
HEADACHE's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 24 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
INQUISITION XXXIII, who swept up 19 places in the ranks.  Take a look at WAY OF THE 
BLADE A2's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 94 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
RESSURRECTION, who swept up 51 places in the ranks.  Take a look at GO8's act, as 
they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 128 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is TRIBAL COUNCIL 9, who 
swept up 154 places in the ranks.  Take a look at MOON GODDESS' act, as they have a 
0-1-0 week and gain 151 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is IMPERIAL FORCE, who swept up 144 
places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 89th to 137th 
place were the STREET PIZZAD XI II.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the 
lists.  But to BREAD, which fell to 144th, it's what you soak in before going to the 
Dark Arena.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was CLIF, who dropped 15 points 
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with OK10.  Our battling duelmaster 
SPUTTER has managed to hold the title, fending off DARLA's none too subtle advances.  
Better luck next time, DARK TOADS II.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just 
get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DWES EG arena.  Did you 
hear that ENIGMA 17 was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of ENIGMA 17's warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but 
catch THE BROTHERHOOD II's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft 
at running from ENIGMA 17.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of ALIEN, who was 
this week's most challenged warrior.  Getting lots of flowers from sympathetic fans 
was HEEZIE, who was successfully challenged by LAST MINUTE who had a mere 21 points 
more than HEEZIE.  Definition of petty:  LAST MINUTE overcame HEEZIE, a mismatch of 
21 points.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, HITMAN IV went after ALIEN, 
who was higher by 22 points.  Well, when the dust settled, HITMAN IV beat ALIEN.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Well, the arena is no place for 
slow learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and SAAVEDRA demonstrated that very violently on 
PUGHAIRNIGHTMARE's body.  For those of you who missed it, Death showed up, grabbed 
DARLA by the ear and took her away to a place where she won't need a coat.  And who 
needs the Dark Arena if you've got SPUTTER around?  This week he decorated his armor 
with DARLA.  Who's next?  Too bad LUROCIANS XVIII won't be eating any crow this week 
because of STEPHANIE's bloodfeud passing.  Why?  No bloodfeud, no fowl (Drumroll, 
Groans).  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena 
with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've 
got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPUTTER 15095                17   9  1 133         JOKA MASHER (302)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAST MINUTE 11517            16   9  3 108         VERMIN!! (334)            
-JUNK 15498                    7  10    107         WINDYCITYWARRIORS I (2324)
 SLIMY SLUG 2319              14  12    100         VERMIN!! (334)            
-TWIGGY RAMEIZ 7105           14   6     92         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DARK GERBIL 6762              8   3  1  87         CROSS BREED (960)         
 DITCH RAT 15360              11  12  2  82         VERMIN! (1901)            
-FLATLINER 642                16  16  2  79         A UNIT XII (118)          
 FEAR 10416                   10  17     79         4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)   
-YUENGLING 16265               7   3  1  73         LOCAL BEER (2467)         
-BUM 16991                     6   4  1  73         EXIT ONLY (2585)          
 HEEZIE 19373                  6   1  1  73         SKEEZANKS (2997)          
-STANDSTILL 15490              4   5     69         HERBS R US (2322)         
 STRAFE 11158                  5   5     68         BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PINGPONG 9704                 7   5  2  66         JOBS SUCK (1442)          
 GREY WOLF 21172              10   2  1  63         GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     
-LU BU 15257                   5   1     63         DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287)   
 SAAVEDRA 13326                5   2  2  62         WOMEN OF TIRA VIRTE (1949)
 OK10 13420                    4   4  1  61         GO9 (1968)                
 STRATEGERY 18418              6   6     60         STUPID NAMES (2833)       
 PATRIOT 11164                 8   9     57         BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    
 SUPER BUM 18411               6   4     57         FLAT BROKE (2832)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEUTRINO 2393                 9  13     56         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOPE 11990                    5   1     56         ANGELS REBORN (1746)      
-ANTITRUST 8967                5   7     55         RETRIBUTION (1315)        
 MELANIE M 10926               5   5     54         THIGH MASTERS (652)       
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 15624           8  11     53         STREET PIZZAD IX (2347)   
 TRANGLOTH 11139               7   3     53         BLACK HOLD (1320)         
 DESPAIR 8965                  6   6     53         RETRIBUTION (1315)        
 SPIKE 18694                   6   7  1  48         DARK TOADS II (2876)      
-HIGH VOLTAGE 7767             5   6  2  48         32 DEGREES (1118)         
 ERIKK NJORL 13564             4   0     47         NJORL'S SAGA (1996)       
 FANTABULOUS FATHER 11363      5   5  1  46         DOA (36)                  
 STURM PYRE 19644              4   1  1  46         DARK TOADS 03A (3046)     
 MUCOUS 10782                  9   5  1  45         HACKING COUGH (1293)      
 HAMPSTER BISHOP 10310         9   4     45         KINGDOM COME (1292)       
 TV EATS MY LIFE 17438         6   4  2  44         RESCUE ME (2667)          
 TEST2 19518                   4   1     43         INQUISITION 0326 (3023)   
 NAOMI 8960                    8   4     42         ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314)    
-SMELLY TOES 17409             7   4     42         HYBRIDS V (2661)          
 DARN SMART 16256              4   2  1  42         GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)      
-ARMORED TOAD 164              3   1     42         HATE ME (29)              
 OK11 13421                    6   3     41         GO9 (1968)                
 ST LOUIS RAMS 20789           4   2  1  39         PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)      
 CLIF 17401                    7   4  1  38         4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      
-HUGH PETRAMINT 13406          5   7     38         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 TRINITY 17006                 5   3     38         MY TC'S (2588)            
 GOOD MINTON 8162              4   5     37         BLAMMO INC. 4H (1181)     
 PULMONARY VALVE 14491         4   4     36         HEART ACHE ORC (2156)     
-DUELMASTERS.COM 16969         4   1     36         SWEET SITES (2581)        
 RAMSES 10899                  5   5  1  35         LEGENDS OF EGYPT (596)    
-PUDGY PUSS 2320               5  10     35         VERMIN!! (334)            
-SHASTA 12064                  4   4  1  35         THE INQUISITION III (1751)
 KHAN 17551                    4   2     35         INQUISITION XXXI (2689)   
 LOAD MASTER 15924             3   4     35         ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   
 DANLE 997                     3   3     34         ON A ROLL (169)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE BIZZLE 18151              4   1     33         HOMIES (2783)             
 ODDJOB 18436                  3   4     33         VILLAINS (2836)           
 ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 855      4   1     32         HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       
 NOBODY EVER EXPECTS 19464     4   1     32         INQUISITION 0305 (3013)   
 ARRY 14667                    3   4  1  32         WAY OF THE BLADE 3 (2190) 
-ARGOTH 10138                  6   5     31         BLACK HOLD (1320)         
 MIGRAINE 15930                3   6     31         MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)   
 SHORT-TEMER 980               4   4     30         LIFESPAN (165)            
 WOR 1001                      3   3     30         ON A ROLL (169)           
-T'LOI 15935                   3   3     30         WOMEN OF DUELMASTER (2405)
-SUNGODAPHILIA 20995           4   1  1  29         SADISTS-ASSOCIATION (3296)
 HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584     4   7     29         LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     
 STORMTROOPER 962              2   7     29         IMPERIAL FORCE (162)      
 RAVEN 14694                   2   0     29         WAY OF THE BLADE 11 (2196)
 SUAVE 14546                   4   4  1  27         SMARTER THAN (2167)       
 OFRIA 20174                   4   0     27         CLINTONITES (3151)        
-SLICEMASTER 15487             1   4     27         HERBS R US (2322)         
-AGANOK 158                    3   3     26         CLUB HAMMER 2 (28)        
 THE BOBSTER 1072              2   2     26         ODDITIES (184)            
 HITMAN IV 7380                1   1     26         HITLIST VICE (1056)       
 COSTA RICA 21101              1   1     26         PLACES RATED (3316)       
 ATTILA 21173                  4   4     25         GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     
 ALIEN 2397                    4   9     25         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
-WARRIOR 1 22691               3   4     25         TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    
 JACQUIEM 19506                2   3     25         INQUISITION 0308 (3020)   
 EAGON 19071                   2   0     25         WAY OF THE BLADE B6 (2945)
 NECTARINE 19639               1   1     24         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MINT PLANT 19468              1   1     24         INQUISITION 0311 (3014)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 L. FRANK BAUM 19586           3   0     23         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
-RAWLINGS 19597                3   0     23         COMPANY MAN (3038)        
 FEYD-RAUTHA 17388             2   3     23         STREET PIZZAD XI II (2657)
 WEIRD PETE 19645              3   2     22         DARK TOADS 03A (3046)     
-EQUINOX 11130                 3   3     22         THE SABBATS (745)         
-ARTISAN 22066                 2   4     22         FUND FAMILIES (3501)      
 OK9 13426                     3   2     21         GO8 (1969)                
 LOWELL 19579                  2   2     21         THE BROTHERHOOD II (3034) 
 ACES & EIGHTS 18441           2   0     20         BOOT LEATHER (2837)       
 PAYKITH 21812                 2   1     19         WAY OF THE SWORD A7 (3452)
-STAYG 21811                   1   0  1  19         WAY OF THE SWORD A7 (3452)
 KOOL AID 20148                1   2     19         LIQUIDS (3146)            
-HILAWYN 21809                 1   1     19         WAY OF THE SWORD A7 (3452)
-PRAYER 17140                  2   2     18         DISTURBED III (2614)      
 SKYE 19040                    2   0     18         WAY OF THE BLADE A9 (2938)
-KRUEL SOTA 17804              1   4     17         ENIGMA 16 (2340)          
-GUACAMOLE 19626               1   0     17         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 MEAT 4 20232                  3   0     16         WAY OF THE BLADE K2 (3162)
 CROCKPOT 19603                3   0     16         RIVALS (3039)             
 LO PAN 16511                  1   5     16         BIG TROUBLE (2504)        
 RUTH 20887                    1   1     16         DARK TOADS 03T (3276)     
 WIGHT 14116                   1   1     16         EVIL 2 (161)              
 HARV 20046                    1   1     16         4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     
 TEST4 19503                   1   4     15         INQUISITION 0308 (3020)   
-WASATCH 22068                 1   4     15         FUND FAMILIES (3501)      
-PEPE LUCHO 19442              0   1     15         INQUISITION 0301 (3009)   
 PUD #5A 20722                 2   0     14         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
 CROW 14696                    2   2     14         WAY OF THE BLADE 11 (2196)
 OK3 13452                     1   3     14         GO3 (1974)                
 MR. CILANTRO 18581            1   1     14         TIN O'MUFFINS (2862)      
 MARTIN 20178                  1   3     14         MILFORDITES (3152)        
 RUBIO 19447                   0   2     14         INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   
-HARDCORE HANNA 15237          0   2     14         MEAN STREETS (2283)       
-SAMMY SOSA 16319              2   3     13         WINDYCITYWARRIORS I (2324)
-2% 20126                      2   1     13         MILK IS GOOD (3141)       
-WHOLE 20127                   2   1     13         MILK IS GOOD (3141)       
 ADREINYDD 20211               1   1     13         WAY OF THE SWORD A6 (3158)
 FURMAN 21098                  1   0     13         LILY STUFF (3315)         
 DOG ATE MY ROLLUP 18775       1   0     13         WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)    
 PERFECT BLUBBER 18783         1   0     13         STOLE MY TC (2893)        
-FRESHMEN BREAKER 19570        2   2     12         INQUISITION 0316 (3033)   
 DONGLE 17542                  1   4     11         INQUISITION XXXIII (2687) 
-WOLF 19022                    1   0     11         WAY OF THE BLADE A6 (2935)
 BOY I'M COLD 18500            1   0     11         THE BARES (2846)          
 SOURDOUGH 20160               0   1     11         BREAD (3148)              
-LEZNIK 14672                  1   0     10         WAY OF THE BLADE 5 (2191) 
-JYDRIC 20196                  1   0     10         WAY OF THE BLADE J8 (3155)
-LAPTOP DANCE 20411            1   0     10         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
 COOL 21663                    1   0     10         PHRASES (3423)            
 MUCOR 18767                   1   0     10         FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890) 
 BABY 18454                    0   4     10         ENIGMA 14 (2338)          
 GREY HAIR 21083               2   0      9         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 KEDAENN 20210                 1   1  1   9         WAY OF THE SWORD A6 (3158)
-JAIME 19029                   1   0      9         WAY OF BLADE A7 (2936)    
-KAUFMANN 22065                1   2      9         FUND FAMILIES (3501)      
-ERDA 20006                    1   0      9         WAY OF THE BLADE J2 (3117)
-BIG STRONG SMART 21055        1   0      9         INQUISITION PHL0308 (3308)
 DARK MATTER 19615             1   1      8         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 PINK PANTIES 251              1   1      8         LOOSE FINGERS (46)        
 TAMAR 19042                   1   1      8         WAY OF THE BLADE A0 (2939)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VIC 19093                     1   1      8         WAY OF THE BLADE B0 (2949)
 EDWARD 19103                  1   1      8         WAY OF THE BLADE C2 (2951)
 TURBO TUNA 19636              1   1      8         FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     
 OKRA SOUFFLE 18467            1   0      7         SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)   
-SUBLAI 19088                  1   0      7         WAY OF THE BLADE B9 (2948)
 MERK 21078                    1   0      7         OLD BUDS (3311)           
-NSIL 19180                    0   1      7         WAY OF THE BLADE D7 (2966)
-TITO TAILER 21038             0   1      7         INQUISITION PHL0303 (3305)
-OUTNUMBERED 20096             0   1      7         PARENTHOOD REDUX (3135)   
 BINSWANGER 18745              0   1      7         SYNDROMES (2885)          
-BANEDON 14693                 0   1      7         WAY OF THE BLADE 10 (2195)
-INDIANA JONES IV 20076        0   1      7         THE GERIATRIC YEARS (3131)
-SIBERIAN 19453                0   1      7         INQUISITION 0303 (3011)   
-CHILI CHEESE 19622            0   1      7         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
-OPOSSUMS 21049                0   1      7         INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)
-DR PEPPER 21042               0   1      7         INQUISITION PHL0307 (3306)
-HOT RAIL 18460                0   1      7         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 BELGARION 19002               0   2      6         WAY OF THE BLADE A2 (2931)
-ARIEL 22060                   0   2      6         FUND FAMILIES (3501)      
 TITIKAKA 19439                0   2      6         MOON GODDESS (593)        
 MAILMAN HATES ME 18773        0   1      5         WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)    
-AIR MORTY 18457               0   1      5         ENIGMA 3 (1962)           
 SC EASLEY 21094               0   1      5         SMITHVILLE (3314)         
-ZHU RONG 17916                0   1      5         DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287)   
-TURQUOISE 19608               0   1      5         COLOUR CRAYON (3040)      
 OSPREY 914                    0   2      2         TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152)    
-PE ELL 21810                  0   1      1         WAY OF THE SWORD A7 (3452)
 AGNOSTIC 21692                0   1      1         THE A TEAM (3429)         
 MOLASSES 21722                0   1      1         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
 TITANIUM 21708                0   1      1         I'M TOUGH! (3432)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JIM PLUNKETT 13247      0  3   1986 RAIDERS 1933    SAAVEDRA 13326         82  NOT REVENGED
TERRY MCDANIEL 13254    5  4   1997 RAIDERS 1935    SCHWETTY OLIVES 14247  96  NOT REVENGED
AARG 18545              1  4   4-LETTER PIRATE 2855 STURM PYRE 19644       96  NOT REVENGED
AROINT 11953            3  7   A  UNIT 1742         BOW-WOW! 5276          89  NONE
SIC EM! 18678           0  1   A  UNIT 1742         TORO 13371             90  NOT REVENGED
A-4 4634               12 25   A UNIT 628           PINGPONG 9704          99   
NO BUENO II 17930       1  1 1 A UNIT IX 1014       STICK 8996             87  NOT REVENGED
ANAXUS 4383             2 11   A UNIT XVII 587      HARRY SELDON 18333     97  NOT REVENGED
RAND AL'THOR 16067      0  1   AL-GHAZIS 2429       SLAMFIST 15689         75  NOT REVENGED
A-WISTFUL WIMPY 11983   7 14   ANDORIAN FORCES 1745 REGGIE 12808           78  NOT REVENGED
PUGHAIRNIGHTMAR 10135   6  7 1 ARIZONA TRIP 821     SAAVEDRA 13326        101   
MASSIVE DUMP 15923      2  2   ARIZONA TRIP 2K 2402 OK10 13420             85  NOT REVENGED
HEATHER 16448           1  2   BAR GIRL 2492        ANGEL 17007            95  NOT REVENGED
DR. E., I PRESU 12599   2  8   BRAINIAC 303         JETS TO BRAZIL 9697    88  NOT REVENGED
IN YOUR FACE 17858      2  1   BRAINIAC 303         BARON 16548            95  REVENGED
MAIMED TOE 5831         3 19   BRAINIAC 303         JETS TO BRAZIL 9697    87  NOT REVENGED
SWEET TOOTH 18425       4  2   BRAINIAC 303         HEEZIE 19373          100   
WHITE 20157             0  1   BREAD 3148           1,000 VOLT SUPR 18484  97  NOT REVENGED
MILK DUD 14991          0  2   CANDY IS DANDY 2245  ARRY 14667             95  NOT REVENGED
BULARG 161              1  2 1 CLUB HAMMER 2 28     FANTABULOUS FAT 11363  99   
LAPTOP DANCE 12626      0  1   CYBERTEASE 1851      AZ 7511                93  NOT REVENGED
DARLA 18698            11  9 1 DARK TOADS II 2876   SPUTTER 15095         101   
NITROUS.COM 17810       0  3   ENIGMA 10 2335       LACY 15282             97  NOT REVENGED
LORI LIN 17932          0  1   ENIGMA 14 2338       SHEWISH GIANT         101  NONE
ADEEDOOOAH 22096        0  1   FAST FAST FOOD 3044  BLACK ORC             101  NONE
ZIP 22095               0  1   FAST FAST FOOD 3044  ARENAMASTER           101  NONE
MOLOKAI 3882            0  1   FLATLANDERS VII 537  LADDER 18934           96  NOT REVENGED
RYLAN 17191             0  1   GO9 1968             DARK GERBIL 6762       84  NOT REVENGED
OH FUCJ 16647           0  1   I CAN'T SPILL 2531   NINE IRON 16658        77  NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROBINTON 17100          2  2   I'M FANTASY IV 2606  DITCH RAT 15360        90  NOT REVENGED
NIOBE 17840             0  2   INCARNATIONS 2730    SAM STICKS 6147        86  NOT REVENGED
CATCLAW 7667            4  5   INFERNO 1102         SCHWETTY NUTS 16831    83  NOT REVENGED
CRAZYRED 7668           4  2   INFERNO 1102         DITCH RAT 15360        81  NOT REVENGED
MAGNUM OPUS 19493       0  1   INQUISITION 030 3018 VIEW 14711             96  NOT REVENGED
WEBBED NOSE 14505       5  3   IT WORKED ONCE 2159  RANDOM 13281           77  NOT REVENGED
EXIT MUSIC 14592        0  1   KID A 2177           MAT CAUTHON 16066      81  NOT REVENGED
POLYP 3420              3  1   LESION 6 462         ELTHARION 6553         73  NOT REVENGED
XANTHOMA 16219          0  2   LESION 6 462         PINGPONG 9704          95  NOT REVENGED
SODA POP 20151          0  1   LIQUIDS 3146         DA2 16954              97  NOT REVENGED
SIR-O-TILC 16714        1  1 1 LUROCIANS FTF02 2540 ROO PAC SHAKUR 11931   85  NOT REVENGED
BUNGEE JUMPER 16704     0  1   LUROCIANS FTF02 2539 BUM 16991              82  NOT REVENGED
LADY CLAIRE 16706       3  3   LUROCIANS FTF02 2539 0X7 15796              98   
STEPHANIE 15284         6  3 1 LUROCIANS XVIII 2293 YUENGLING 16265        97  NOT REVENGED
LOREN 15275             0  1   LUROCIANS XX 2291    ELENTHA 19016          97  NOT REVENGED
DOG 15057               0  1   LUROCIANS XXI 2258   SUBZERO 15779          71  NOT REVENGED
OLD ENGLISH 9186        3  2   MALT LIQUOR 1358     CIRRUS 5841            73  NOT REVENGED
PUD #5 19840            1  1   MORE NEW TEAMS  3083 GEWGAW 19814           97  NOT REVENGED
PUD #46 19887           1  1   MORE NEW TEAMS  3093 QUD 19089              97  NONE
WITCHBLADE 20356        1  1   MYTH + MIGHT 3186    BIG BANG 18009         98   
SPELL CRAFTER 17381     4  3   MYTH AND MIGHT 2655  LIONHEAD 11317         98   
DUMPY DRECK 18329       6  4 1 ODD ALLITERATIO 2817 STEPHANIE 15284        90  NOT REVENGED
RAPID EJACULATI 16988   0  1   OOPS!!! 2584         TV EATS MY LIFE 17438  84  NOT REVENGED
STAT PROVER 1... 2392   4 34   OUTA THIS WORLD 347  MANIMAL 10035          73  NOT REVENGED
U.F.O. 2716             2 18   OUTA THIS WORLD 347  NOTORIOUS P.I.G 11927  86  NOT REVENGED
URETHRA FRANKLI 16581   2  3 1 R-E-S-P-E-E 2518     SIR BOYD 16531         84  NOT REVENGED
BLING BLING 19379       3  1   ROLLEN 5 DEEP 2998   TROOOOOOOOLL 15810     97  NOT REVENGED
CHAIRMAN MEOW 9061      5  5   ROYAL FELINES 1334   LAST MINUTE 11517      73  NOT REVENGED
SPIRITHAMMER 17201      0  1   SHADOW FORGE 2622    BLANK 17509            91  NOT REVENGED
NETHER 16682            0  1   SHADOW VOID 2535     SCHWETTY MUFFIN 14251  79  NOT REVENGED
HEADKICK SPUTNIK 3832  12  8   SPLATTERPUNX ON  529 SPEED MERCHANT 15079   71  NOT REVENGED
VIOLENT NEWBREE 13839   0  2   SPLATTERPUNX ON  529 SPEED MERCHANT 15079   73  NOT REVENGED
REQUIEM 6045            5  6   STYLES 839           CLIF 17401             95  NOT REVENGED
TITAN 15981             0  2   SUPERIOR FORCES 2412 POND SCUM 15315        74  NOT REVENGED
LAW 16495               2  3   SUPERIOR FORCES 2501 DELL 14508             84  NOT REVENGED
STAYING ALIVE 16334     2  3   SUPERIOR FORCES 2469 NORTHWIND 12290        85  NOT REVENGED
RABID RUTABAGA 7779     1  2   SUPERIOR HORDE  1120 SIR-O-TILC 16714       82  NONE
WALDER 17340            1  1   TOADS OF FREY 2647   SUBZERO 15779          97  NOT REVENGED
FATHER WILLIAM 17752    1  2   TOADS OF ZALCON 2716 PSYCHO BITCH 18670     90  NOT REVENGED
STEVIC 18276            0  2   TOUR DE SERBIE 2808  LOST MY LEGS 18867     92  NOT REVENGED
CARIZ 14656             0  1   TUFT TUGGERS 'C 2188 AMITRON 16709          84  NOT REVENGED
BOOM 12796              2  2   TWELFTH CIRCLE 1619  TV EATS MY LIFE 17438  88  NOT REVENGED
INFLATABLE DOLL 15226   0  2   UNDER MY BED 2281    URETHRA FRANKLI 16581  80  NOT REVENGED
YARA 8678               1  1   UPN 1268             ROBERT HORRY 17834     85  NOT REVENGED
GAZRAK 15738            0  3   WHETSTONE 2P 2370    SHASTA 12064           85  NOT REVENGED
CLOBBER 15493           0  2   WINDY CITY WARR 2323 DARN SMART 16256       87  NOT REVENGED
THE BIG ZERO 15809      0  2   WORLD CUP ORCS 2381  STUPIFY 15047          79  NOT REVENGED
0X8 15800               0  1   ZEROOOOOOO 2379      MELON BALLS 16149      86  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

18 July 2003
To All Managers -- I would like to take this time to announce that my alliance, The
Association, is no more.  Due to the dead weight managers of the alliance and their
lack of participation, DarkSpirit and I have formed a new alliance:  The Firm.  We
have taken on two members so far and are looking for a few more.  If you would like
to find out more about The Firm, you can diplo Dark Spirit, Unknowns XX in arena 15
or myself, Sungod, Sadists F2FII in arena 62.
                               --*  The Firm *--
                    Sungod -- Sadists F2FII -- 62
                    Dark Spirit -- Unknowns XX -- 15
                    Youngblood -- Wensinwasin -- 43
                    Tripwire -- Of Wolf and Man -- 1

26 July 2003
     Citizens of Alastari, a bright dawn has risen.  While you slept, a pernicious
force has entered the once-fair City of Aruak.  It fought alongside their treasured
warriors, it drank with their fans, and it slept with their women.  Now the masks are
coming off.
     Warriors, be afraid...be very afraid.  After years of Andorian managers ranting
that Aruak is the safest city in Alastari, the Frothingslosh Syndicate has selected
Aruak City as the home for its next epic 'contest'--Murder by Numbers II.  Our spies
have selected the warriors for extermination, and the executioners have had several
months to prepare.  Now a new age of darkness will descend upon Aruak, as the
Syndicate and its allies bring an entirely new level of competition to the arena!
Downchallenges!  Assassinations!  Small poodles as hors d'oeuvres!
     The Murder by Numbers II 'rules' will be announced next cycle.  However, we
invite all managers, from all corners of Alastari, to come to Aruak City and take
part...in one way or another.  Help defend the honor of a long heralded haven for the
pure, or join the forces of change in their siege of the ice-cream and cake
stronghold of the Dukes of Nerf-Dueling!
     This exercise is not for either the faint of heart or the weak willed.  Blood
will flow, brains will leak, and beer will be chugged.  Either way, we welcome you
with open arms and gleaming blades.
     This public service announcement has been brought to you by Frothingslosh Epic
Contests (tm), the number 86, and the letter 'K'.

The Frothingslosh Syndicate

29 July 2003
           *     *     *     *The Third Annual Turf War*     *     *     *
     Yes, it's time again for alliances to go to war!  TW3 will be held in DM 47
(North Fork) at a date to be  specified later--right after Crip's Incomprehensible
Contest is over...but I'm sure everyone wants to get their teams there soon!  Here
are the rules:

1.  Each alliance must have a leader declare the arrival of his alliance.  The leader
    will be responsible for verifying any and all teams/managers who declare to the
    alliance he/she is leading.
2.  Each manager, team declaring for the contest must have approval of the leader,
    donate one Roll-up Certificate ($5) to the prize pot (send it to me by diplo, by
    snail, or a note to customer service), and declare his/her team by diplo, p-ad or
    snail.
3.  Each team may declare one warrior as champion.  All points scored by a champ are
    double!
4.  Prizes are as follows (mostly...there WILL be some things added as the prize pot
    grows with entry donations--this list is not final!)
    *  Highest scoring alliance -- Rename Arena 47 for a period of 6 months, one half
       of the total prize pot donated; roll-up certs.
    *  The Alliance with the most returns from the DA will get to re-name the DA
       monsters for a period of 6 months.
    *  The alliance with the most warriors listed as style masters will get to pick
       the Alastari city/arena to host the next Grand Tournament.
    *  The warrior with the most front page honors/awards will have the Arenamaster
       named after him for a period of 6 months.
    *  The Alliance with the most front page Honors/Awards will have the honor of
        picking the *slow* arena to host the Fifth Annual Turf War.
    *  The team with the most listings as Style Master will find out the favorites of
       one of their warriors.
    *  The warrior with the most listings as Style Master will fight at my expense
       for five turns (I will transfer to the manager's account).
    *  The Alliance with the most kills will be able to re-name the stand-in warriors
       for a period of 6 months.
    *  The warrior that scores the most total points will fight at my expense for 5
       turns (I will transfer $7.50 to the manager's account).
    *  The team that scores the most total points will receive an extra share of
       roll-up certs from the prize pot.
     There may be more categories to come, and the prize pot still has to be
divided...I'm open to category/prize ideas--and further donations to the prize pot.
     The contest will run for *TEN* turns; prizes will be awarded at the end of the
11th turn.
     Scoring will be as follows:
* 5 points per fight, doubled for each of the following conditions met:
     -- Two Alliance     -- Champion
     -- Challenge        -- Two Champions
     -- Bloodfeud        -- Challenger losing
     -- Kill
     (Note:  DA losses are exempt, but DA wins will be *tripled*!!!  Ex:  Happy
Slasher goes to the DA and dies, no points are lost.  If he wins, his team scores 60
points!  If he was a champ, he scores 120 points!)
     Use the following chart to calculate scores:
Conditions Met:       0     1     2     3     4     5     6     7
Points Per Fight:     5    10    20    40    80   160   320   640
* Awards/Honors and Style Masters will each be awarded points also.  Find the total
number of each (do note add Awards and Style Masters together) and consult the graph
below.  Champs that score an award or style master count as two.
     1 --   5      7 --  320
     2 --  10      8 --  640
     3 --  20      9 -- 1280
     4 --  40     10 -- 2560
     5 --  80     11 -- 5280
     6 -- 100     (x2 for each extra)
Note -- These categories *count as "triple"*--they will be figured for each team,
*AND* again for each alliance *as well as* for each warrior!
*  Each and every mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points...period.
*  TVs will be scored on the same scale as Awards/Style Masters, but the total points
will be x10.  TC's will be scored as TV's, but x10 more.
Number of TV/TC's          Points Scored (TV/TC)
     1      50/ 500
     2     100/1000
     3     200/2000
     4     400/4000
     +     x2/ x2 (for each extra)
     Each alliance will start with 5000 points, scores for *fights* will be added to
the winner's total *AND* deducted from the losers.
     Come  one and all, defend your turf and the honor of your alliance...or your
own!
                    Asmo Dius, TCB
                    Arenas, DM 47, DM 73

1 August 2003
     Assurnasirbanipal invites you to Talcama to participate in the third BATTLE
ROYAL contest.  It is a Delarquan contest so brutal that even some of Talcama's most
notable managers will refuse to participate.  The rules are simpler than any other
contest:  You may not avoid any other contest team.  There are no silly rules for who
can and can't compete.  Any team in Talcama is eligible to compete.  The scoring is
also quite simple (+1 for a win, +1 for a kill (+1 for the win), -1 for a loss) and
the first team to reach 25 points is the winner.
     Scoring will be live--the results for the turn posted in the newsletter.  The
winner will be able to fight their contest team in Talcama for free for 6 months but
more importantly will win a contest against some of the best managers who play the
game in one of the hardest contests in the game.
     First turn for BATTLE ROYAL 3 is Talcama Turn 465, which is due August 30.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LORI LIN was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ZIP was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ADEEDOOOAH was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
RAVEN defeated HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
LAST MINUTE devastated HEEZIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
STRAFE was subdued by FEAR in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
TRANGLOTH was vanquished by DITCH RAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
OK11 was devastated by PINGPONG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
TRINITY lost to SOFT 'N CHEWY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
FANTABULOUS FATHER won victory over ST LOUIS RAMS in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
SPIKE lost to NEUTRINO in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
STRATEGERY overpowered HAMPSTER BISHOP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
RAMSES was overpowered by PATRIOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MUCOUS was luckily beaten by SUPER BUM in a 13 minute bloody Challenge competition.
PUGHAIRNIGHTMARE was butchered by SAAVEDRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
ACES & EIGHTS overcame LO PAN in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
TEST4 was defeated by OFRIA in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
RUBIO was defeated by ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
NOBODY EVER EXPECTS won victory over STORMTROOPER in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fray.
CROCKPOT unbelievably bested EDWARD in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MARTIN was viciously subdued by ATTILA in a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
PINK PANTIES was beaten by PUD #5A in a 3 minute novice's Challenge bout.
MINT PLANT overpowered CROW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
HITMAN IV devastated ALIEN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TITIKAKA was vanquished by SHORT-TEMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SPUTTER easily killed DARLA in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
SLIMY SLUG devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BUSY BEE overpowered NAOMI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GREY WOLF defeated DARN SMART in a 1 minute duel.
KIM defeated DEB STORM in a 1 minute bout.
DESPAIR demolished FEYD-RAUTHA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MELANIE M viciously subdued GOOD MINTON in a popular 1 minute gruesome fray.
OK10 overpowered CLIF in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
KHAN was defeated by ERIKK NJORL in a action packed 1 minute fight.
TV EATS MY LIFE handily defeated SIR BOYD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WOR was demolished by TEST2 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
NITE LENS savagely defeated DANLE in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout.
LOAD MASTER was devastated by STURM PYRE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MIGRAINE was unbelievably bested by COSTA RICA in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
OK3 was beaten by JACQUIEM in a 1 minute fray.
ODDJOB overpowered TURBO TUNA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BABY was handily defeated by SUAVE in a 1 minute uneven match.
RUTH was beaten by THE BOBSTER in a 2 minute bout.
BIG BANG was vanquished by NECTARINE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR. CILANTRO was demolished by KOOL AID in a 1 minute uneven competition.
DONGLE was luckily beaten by LOWELL in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
ARRY vanquished HARV in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
WEIRD PETE won victory over WIGHT in a 1 minute conflict.
PULMONARY VALVE savagely defeated OK9 in a exciting 4 minute bloody brawl.
L. FRANK BAUM overcame ADREINYDD in a exciting 4 minute brutal conflict.
PAYKITH overpowered AGNOSTIC in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
EAGON overpowered TITANIUM in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TAMAR was defeated by BOY I'M COLD in a 2 minute brutal beginner's competition.
SKYE demolished OSPREY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DARK MATTER was luckily beaten by COOL in a 3 minute gory novice's battle.
BELGARION was handily defeated by PERFECT BLUBBER in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
KEDAENN was bested by DOG ATE MY ROLLUP in a 2 minute bloody novice's battle.
MEAT 4 luckily beat SC EASLEY in a exciting 1 minute novice's brawl.
GREY HAIR viciously subdued BINSWANGER in a 5 minute gory novice's brawl.
OKRA SOUFFLE won victory over SOURDOUGH in a popular 3 minute gory struggle.
MERK outwaited MAILMAN HATES ME in a exciting 8 minute amateur's conflict.
FURMAN overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MUCOR demolished MOLASSES in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 36         TOTAL PARRY       93 -  52 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         WALL OF STEEL     63 -  51 -  2      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         STRIKING ATTACK  210 - 173 - 16      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         SLASHING ATTACK   66 -  71 -  4      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         LUNGING ATTACK   166 - 200 - 12      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW        54 -  75 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  23 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  31 -  0      30  |

Turn 101 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         6 -  8         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     8 - 18         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  4                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  7                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   19 - 17     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    SPUTTER 15095              17   9  1  133 JOKA MASHER (302)
STRIKING ATTACK  LAST MINUTE 11517          16   9  3  108 VERMIN!! (334)
PARRY-LUNGE      SLIMY SLUG 2319            14  12  0  100 VERMIN!! (334)
SLASHING ATTACK  GREY WOLF 21172            10   2  1   63 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)
TOTAL PARRY      SUPER BUM 18411             6   4  0   57 FLAT BROKE (2832)
AIMED BLOW       MUCOUS 10782                9   5  1   45 HACKING COUGH (1293)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LAST MINUTE 11517.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PULMONARY VALVE 14491.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAILMAN 
HATES ME 18773, ATTILA 21173, ADREINYDD 20211, MIGRAINE 15930, SPIKE 18694, SOURDOUGH 
20160, MELANIE M 10926, DANLE 997, DONGLE 17542, and MUCOUS 10782.

The least popular fighter this week was SUPER BUM 18411.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MERK 21078, MOLASSES 21722, OSPREY 914, TITANIUM 21708, HARV 20046, MR. 
CILANTRO 18581, BIG BANG 18009, BABY 18454, TURBO TUNA 19636, and OK3 13452.