DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/06/2003    Duedate: 09/19/2003

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 103

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LAST MINUTE
VERMIN!! (334)
(82-11517) [17-10-3,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LAST MINUTE                    HEEZIE
VERMIN!! (334)                 SKEEZANKS (2997)
(82-11517) [17-10-3,120]       (82-19373) [7-2-1,99]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LAST MINUTE                    DITCH RAT
VERMIN!! (334)                 VERMIN! (1901)
(82-11517) [17-10-3,120]       (82-15360) [12-13-3,82]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VERMIN! (1901)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PHISHMEN (3421)               33 
2. SANDY TOO (2874)              23    CROSS BREED (960)
3. 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)         21    Unchartered Team
4. JOBS SUCK (1442)              21 
5. SMARTER THAN (2167)           19    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*WAY OF THE BLADE X (3453)  5   0  1 100.   1/ 2 VERMIN! (1901)            4  2 1
 2- 2*SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715)  5   0  0 100.   2/ 4 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     4  7 0
 3- 5*BOOT LEATHER (2837)        3   0  0 100.   3/ 8*WOMEN OF TIRA VIRT (1949) 3  0 1
 4- 7*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2945)  2   0  0 100.   4/29*WAY OF THE BLADE 3 (2190) 3  0 1
 5- 6*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2938)  2   0  0 100.   5/ 9 JOKA MASHER (302)         3  0 1
 6- 8*NOTHINGINPARTICULA (3655)  1   0  0 100.   6/34 RESCUE ME (2667)          3  0 0
 7-11*LILY STUFF (3315)          1   0  0 100.   7/15 FLAT BROKE (2832)         3  0 0
 8/ 0*DARK TOADS 03E (3051)      1   0  0 100.   8/11*MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   3  0 0
 9-14*THE BARES (2846)           1   0  0 100.   9/ 5 RETRIBUTION (1315)        3  0 0
10-13*FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890)  1   0  0 100.  10/42 JOBS SUCK (1442)          3  0 0
11/ 0*WINTERFELL (2901)          1   0  0 100.  11/45 BRAINIAC (303)            3  0 0
12/ 0*DARK TOADS 03M (3058)      1   0  0 100.  12- 6*DARK TOADS 03A (3046)     3  1 0
13-21*SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)    1   0  0 100.  13-17*REDUX 6 (3656)            3  2 0
14-22 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)     9   1  0 90.0  14/ 7 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     3  2 0
15-24*INQUISITION 0305 (3013)    5   1  0 83.3  15/ 3 VERMIN!! (334)            3  5 0
16-29*CLINTONITES (3151)         4   1  0 80.0  16/68*SHADOW FORGE (2622)       2  0 0
17/37*OZ RETURNS (3036)          4   1  0 80.0  17-20*BOOT LEATHER (2837)       2  0 0
18/38*RIVALS (3039)              4   1  0 80.0  18/57*SANDY TOO (2874)          2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-28*WAY OF THE BLADE K (3162)  4   1  0 80.0  19-14*WAY OF THE BLADE K (3162) 2  0 0
20-30*NJORL'S SAGA (1996)        4   1  0 80.0  20-16*INQUISITION 0305 (3013)   2  0 0
21-31*LAST GRIMOIRE (1566)       4   1  0 80.0  21-41 STREET PIZZAD IX (2347)   2  0 0
22-32*HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)        4   1  0 80.0  22-24*THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    2  0 0
23-33*SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)  4   1  0 80.0  13/113*INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   2  1 1
24/35*SANDY TOO (2874)           7   2  1 77.8  24/28 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    2  1 1
25/23*SKEEZANKS (2997)           7   2  1 77.8  25/43 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)   2  1 1
26/36*MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)    7   2  0 77.8  26/10*OFF COLOUR (3312)         2  1 0
27/ 3*OFF COLOUR (3312)          3   1  0 75.0  27/85*PHILLY (3184)             2  1 0
28/55*DARK TOADS 03T (3276)      3   1  0 75.0  28/30*DARK TOADS 03T (3276)     2  1 0
29/56*4-LETTER NAMES (3125)      3   1  0 75.0  08/108*PLACES RATED (3316)       2  1 0
30-39*ONE CHANCE (178)           3   1  0 75.0  30/87*SLOW DOWN (3435)          2  1 0
31/43*WOMEN OF TIRA VIRT (1949)  8   3  2 72.7  31/19*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3452) 2  1 0
32/50*FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)     5   2  1 71.4  32/33*MILFORDITES (3152)        2  1 0
33-40*GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)       5   2  1 71.4  33/38 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   2  1 0
34-41*THE WILLBURYS J (1495)     5   2  1 71.4  09/109 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     2  1 0
35-42*INQUISITION XXXI (2689)    5   2  0 71.4  35/31 4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      2  1 0
36/34 CROSS BREED (960)          9   4  2 69.2  36/12 STUPID NAMES (2833)       2  1 0
37/46 4 LETTER DOGS (2659)       9   4  1 69.2  37/13*THE BROTHERHOOD II (3034) 2  1 0
38-44 ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314)     9   4  0 69.2  38/92*OZ RETURNS (3036)         2  1 0
39/57 RESCUE ME (2667)           8   4  2 66.7  39/94*RIVALS (3039)             2  1 0
40/59 FLAT BROKE (2832)          8   4  0 66.7  40/39*4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     2  1 0
41-47*THE WILLBURYS F (1491)     8   4  0 66.7  16/116 SMARTER THAN (2167)       2  1 0
42-51*INQUISITION 0326 (3023)    4   2  0 66.7  42/ 1 THIGH MASTERS (652)       2  1 0
43-53*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2948)  2   1  1 66.7  43-48*INQUISITION 0308 (3020)   2  2 0
44-54*CROSS BREED II (3196)      2   1  0 66.7  44-49 A UNIT IX (1014)          1  0 1
45/95*SLOW DOWN (3435)           2   1  0 66.7  45-55*CROSS BREED II (3196)     1  0 0
00/100*SHADOW FORGE (2622)        2   1  0 66.7  46-53*LILY STUFF (3315)         1  0 0
47/45 LADIES (3640)             13   7  0 65.0  47-51*NOTHINGINPARTICULA (3655) 1  0 0
48/62 JOBS SUCK (1442)           9   5  2 64.3  48/ 0*WINTERFELL (2901)         1  0 0
49-58 LOCAL BEER (2467)          7   4  1 63.6  49-21*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2938) 1  0 0
50/71*PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)       5   3  1 62.5  50-58*THE BARES (2846)          1  0 0
51/ 0 GORGONITES II (207)       18  12  2 60.0  51/ 0*DARK TOADS 03M (3058)     1  0 0
52/69 MY TC'S (2588)            12   8  1 60.0  52-59*FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890) 1  0 0
53/48 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)    6   4  0 60.0  53-60*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919) 1  0 0
54/49 GO1 (1976)                 6   4  0 60.0  54-22*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2945) 1  0 0
55-65*REDUX 6 (3656)             3   2  0 60.0  55-88*INQUISITION 0311 (3014)   1  0 0
56-66*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919)  3   2  0 60.0  11-111*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   1  0 0
57/60 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2274)  7   5  0 58.3  57/ 0*DARK TOADS 03E (3051)     1  0 0
58/63 RESSURRECTION (2508)      12   9  1 57.1  58-71 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    1  0 0
59-70*DARK TOADS 03A (3046)      8   6  1 57.1  04-104*HITLIST VICE (1056)       1  0 0
60/52*TIN O'MUFFINS (2862)       4   3  0 57.1  60-23 LUNCHABLES (840)          1  0 0
61-72*WAY OF THE BLADE 1 (2196)  4   3  0 57.1  61-76*THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    1  0 0
62/73 BLACK HOLD (1320)         24  19  1 55.8  62-77*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498) 1  0 0
63/84*WAY OF THE BLADE 3 (2190)  5   4  2 55.6  63-78*LAST GRIMOIRE (1566)      1  0 0
64/61*GO8 (1969)                 5   4  0 55.6  64-26*LIFESPAN (165)            1  0 0
65/68 HYBRIDS V (2661)           7   6  0 53.8  65-80*ONE CHANCE (178)          1  0 0
66/83 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)    7   6  0 53.8  06-106*ODDITIES (184)            1  0 0
67-75 KINGDOM COME (1292)       18  16  0 52.9  67-81*SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)   1  0 0
68-76*SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2680) 10   9  1 52.6  68/ 0 GORGONITES II (207)       1  0 0
69/77 JOKA MASHER (302)        212 196  6 52.0  69-25*HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       1  0 0
70-78 SUNNYDALE (1485)         105 101  1 51.0  70-79*SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 1  0 0
71-80 GO9 (1968)                10  10  1 50.0  71-82*SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 1  0 0
72/74 STUPID NAMES (2833)        7   7  0 50.0  72/83 CROSS BREED (960)         1  1 1
12/112 SMARTER THAN (2167)        5   5  1 50.0  73/54*ZLM TOUR (3323)           1  1 0
74-85*GOING BANANAS (1663)       4   4  1 50.0  74/50*SCHOOL DAYS (3302)        1  1 0
75-86*LIFESPAN (165)             4   4  0 50.0  75-84*OLD BUDS (3311)           1  1 0
31/131*MILFORDITES (3152)         3   3  0 50.0  76-36*INQUISITION 0326 (3023)   1  1 0
77/67*THE BROTHERHOOD II (3034)  3   3  0 50.0  77-98*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)   1  1 0
29/129*BREAD (3148)               3   3  0 50.0  78/66 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   1  1 0
79-87*ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)     3   3  0 50.0  79/56 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2503) 1  1 0
80-88*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3158)  2   2  1 50.0  80-93*STOLE MY TC (2893)        1  1 0
45/145*INQUISITION 0302 (3010)    2   2  1 50.0  81-37*GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)      1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-89*KOSHER HAYSEEDS (1591)     2   2  1 50.0  82-35*INQUISITION XXXI (2689)   1  1 0
44/144*PLACES RATED (3316)        2   2  0 50.0  66/166*FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    1  1 0
84-90*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)    2   2  0 50.0  84-91*VILLAINS (2836)           1  1 0
48/148*LOOSE FINGERS (46)         2   2  0 50.0  85-40*CLINTONITES (3151)        1  1 0
86-92*ODDITIES (184)             2   2  0 50.0  00-100*NJORL'S SAGA (1996)       1  1 0
87/ 9*SCHOOL DAYS (3302)         1   1  0 50.0  01-101*HEART ACHE ORC (2156)     1  1 0
88-93*OLD BUDS (3311)            1   1  0 50.0  17-117 ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314)    1  1 0
89/12*ZLM TOUR (3323)            1   1  0 50.0  05-105*KOSHER HAYSEEDS (1591)    1  1 0
90-96*STOLE MY TC (2893)         1   1  0 50.0  03-103 NASCAR NINJAS (1590)      1  1 0
91-97*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2939)  1   1  0 50.0  91-44*EVIL 2 (161)              1  1 0
92-99*WAY OF THE BLADE C (2951)  1   1  0 50.0  18-118 DOA (36)                  1  1 0
01-101*INQUISITION 0311 (3014)    1   1  0 50.0  24/124 BLACK HOLD (1320)         1  2 1
05-105*HITLIST VICE (1056)        1   1  0 50.0  07/107*PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)      1  2 0
04-104*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498)  1   1  0 50.0  95/86*PHRASES (3423)            1  2 0
96/79 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2503) 12  13  0 48.0  35/135*THE A TEAM (3429)         1  2 0
97/81 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)     9  10  1 47.4  97/99*LIQUIDS (3146)            1  2 0
98/82*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3452)  6   7  1 46.2  98/27*SKEEZANKS (2997)          1  2 0
22/122 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)      6   7  0 46.2  14/114 RESSURRECTION (2508)      1  2 0
07/107 VERMIN! (1901)           128 150  5 46.0  10/110 MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)   1  2 0
08-108 LUNCHABLES (840)          39  46  1 45.9  31/131*INQUISITION XXXIII (2687) 1  2 0
09/109 VERMIN!! (334)           137 165  5 45.4  02/47 MY TC'S (2588)            1  2 0
11-111 STREET PIZZAD IX (2347)    9  11  0 45.0  03/32*TIN O'MUFFINS (2862)      1  2 0
13-113*HEART ACHE ORC (2156)      4   5  0 44.4  39/139*BREAD (3148)              1  2 0
18/118 RETRIBUTION (1315)        21  27  1 43.7  12-112*WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)    1  2 0
14-114 BLAMMO INC. 4H (1181)      7   9  0 43.7  42/142*GO3 (1974)                1  2 0
15-115*ON A ROLL (169)            6   8  0 42.9  07-18*WAY OF THE BLADE 1 (2196) 1  2 0
16-116*TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)     3   4  0 42.9  19/119*LOOSE FINGERS (46)        1  2 0
19/119 BRAINIAC (303)            66  89  2 42.6  26/126 DARK TOADS II (2876)      1  3 0
20-120 HACKING COUGH (1293)      16  22  2 42.1  21-121 ENIGMA 14 (2338)          1  3 0
21-121 A UNIT IX (1014)          43  60  8 41.7  22-122 GO9 (1968)                1  3 0
10/110 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)       5   7  0 41.7  12/ 0*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699) 1  4 0
23/123 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     34  49  6 41.0  13/ 0*TEAM ARPHINOUS (3698)     1  4 0
24-124 ENIGMA 14 (2338)          11  16  1 40.7  29-129*ON A ROLL (169)           0  4 0
26-126 LEGENDS OF EGYPT (596)    16  24  1 40.0  15/ 0*PHISHMEN (3421)           0  3 0
58/158*PHILLY (3184)              2   3  0 40.0  36/136*I'M TOUGH! (3432)         0  3 0
30-130*DISTURBED III (2614)       2   3  0 40.0  25/125*FUND FAMILIES (3501)      0  3 0
32-132*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657)  2   3  0 40.0  27-127*FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     0  3 0
33/133 DARK TOADS II (2876)      37  57  2 39.4  15/115 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      0  3 0
25/125 THIGH MASTERS (652)       18  28  0 39.1  54/154 LADIES (3640)             0  2 0
34-134*DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287)    5   8  0 38.5  34-134*SMITHVILLE (3314)         0  2 0
38/138 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)   11  18  1 37.9  22-46*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3158) 0  2 0
35-135*VILLAINS (2836)            3   5  0 37.5  64/164*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2918) 0  2 0
17/117*LIQUIDS (3146)             3   5  0 37.5  24/89 HYBRIDS V (2661)          0  2 0
36-136 NASCAR NINJAS (1590)      10  17  1 37.0  77/177*GO8 (1969)                0  2 0
28/128 MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)    4   7  0 36.4  79/179 GO1 (1976)                0  2 0
37/137 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     93 164  3 36.2  74/174 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2274) 0  2 0
40-140 DOA (36)                  17  33  2 34.0  23-123*DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287)   0  2 0
42-142*INQUISITION 0308 (3020)    4   8  0 33.3  46-146 BLAMMO INC. 4H (1181)     0  2 0
63/163*GO3 (1974)                 2   4  0 33.3  33-133 IMPERIAL FORCE (162)      0  2 0
31/94*PHRASES (3423)             1   2  0 33.3  20-120 LEGENDS OF EGYPT (596)    0  2 0
70/170*THE A TEAM (3429)          1   2  0 33.3  53-153*MR JONSON (3623)          0  1 0
47-147*WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)     1   2  0 33.3  33/ 0*DARK TOADS 03P (3272)     0  1 0
46-146*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)    1   2  0 33.3  34-97*WAY OF THE BLADE C (2951) 0  1 0
50-150 MOON GODDESS (593)        10  23  0 30.3  56-156*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657) 0  1 0
51-151 THE WILLBURYS 72 (1545)    7  17  0 29.2  41-141 LOCAL BEER (2467)         0  1 0
52-152 ARIZONA TRIP (821)        13  32  1 28.9  57-157*SYNDROMES (2885)          0  1 0
65/165*INQUISITION XXXIII (2687)  2   5  0 28.6  38-138*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2931) 0  1 0
53-153*EVIL 2 (161)               2   5  0 28.6  37-137*DISTURBED III (2614)      0  1 0
54-154*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3451)  3   8  0 27.3  40-90*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2939) 0  1 0
57-157 IMPERIAL FORCE (162)       3   9  0 25.0  30-130*BIG TROUBLE (2504)        0  1 0
43/143*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2918)  1   3  1 25.0  42-96*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2948) 0  1 0
61-161*SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2272)  2   7  0 22.2  69-169*SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2680) 0  1 0
44/ 0*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699)  1   4  0 20.0  59-159*FRIDAY (2900)             0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/ 0*TEAM ARPHINOUS (3698)      1   4  0 20.0  70-170*THE WILLBURYS S (1782)    0  1 0
66-166*FAST FAST FOOD (3044)      1   5  0 16.7  73-173*SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2272) 0  1 0
67/167*FUND FAMILIES (3501)       4  26  0 13.3  75-175*MORE ARDUIN (1840)        0  1 0
68-168*BIG TROUBLE (2504)         1   8  0 11.1  78-178*GOING BANANAS (1663)      0  1 0
71/171*I'M TOUGH! (3432)          0   3  0  0.0  72-172*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      0  1 0
50/ 0*PHISHMEN (3421)            0   3  0  0.0  47-147 KINGDOM COME (1292)       0  1 0
69-169*BLOODRIDERS (136)          0   3  0  0.0  48-148 HACKING COUGH (1293)      0  1 0
72-172*SMITHVILLE (3314)          0   2  0  0.0  82-182 SUNNYDALE (1485)          0  1 0
73-173*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2931)  0   2  0  0.0  45-145 ARIZONA TRIP (821)        0  1 0
74-174*TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152)     0   2  0  0.0  83-183 THE WILLBURYS 72 (1545)   0  1 0
77-177*MR JONSON (3623)           0   1  0  0.0  80-180*ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)    0  1 0
56/ 0*DARK TOADS 03P (3272)      0   1  0  0.0  49-149*TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152)    0  1 0
80-180*SYNDROMES (2885)           0   1  0  0.0  84-184*BLOODRIDERS (136)         0  1 0
79-179*FRIDAY (2900)              0   1  0  0.0  50-150 MOON GODDESS (593)        0  1 0
87-187*MORE ARDUIN (1840)         0   1  0  0.0  58-258*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3451) 0  0 0
88-188*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)       0   1  0  0.0  00-200*TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    0  0 0
90-190*THE WILLBURYS S (1782)     0   1  0  0.0  95-295*WAY OF THE BLADE X (3453) 0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail DWES EG!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as THIGH MASTERS is pushed out 
of top team by VERMIN!, who came from 2nd with a 0-2-0 this turn.  I understand that 
The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for WAY OF THE BLADE 3 tonight, to honor 
their rise to 4th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  RESCUE ME has turned a 1-0-0 into 6th place from 34th.  Give 
me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Dripping Blade, seeing as JOBS SUCK's 9-5-2 has earned them 10th place in the ranks.  
I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for BRAINIAC tonight, to 
honor their rise to 11th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  VERMIN!! must be either in 
pain, or numb, having dropped from 3rd to 15th this turn, with a 1-2-0 acting as the 
weight.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  SHADOW FORGE has 
turned a 1-0-0 into 16th place from 68th.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The 
Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for SANDY TOO tonight, to honor their rise to 
18th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as INQUISITION 0302's 2-2-1 has earned them 
23rd place in the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks 
for 4-LETTER ANXIETY tonight, to honor their rise to 25th after this turns 1-0-1.  
Hmmm.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to OFF COLOUR for their 
drop to 26th from 10th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  PHILLY has turned a 1-0-0 into 27th place from 85th.  Give 
me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Dripping Blade, seeing as PLACES RATED's 2-2-0 has earned them 29th place in the 
ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for SLOW DOWN 
tonight, to honor their rise to 30th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, 
but it pours for WAY OF THE SWORD A7 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 12 flight drop in 
the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  LBA:ELVIS FANS has turned a 1-0-0 into 34th place from 
109th.  Give me the recipe!  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out 
to STUPID NAMES for their drop to 36th from 12th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  THE 
BROTHERHOOD II must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 13th to 37th this 
turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for 
who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as OZ RETURNS' 4-1-0 has earned them 38th 
place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  
RIVALS has turned a 1-0-0 into 39th place from 94th.  Give me the recipe!  I 
understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for SMARTER THAN tonight, to 
honor their rise to 41st after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it 
pours for THIGH MASTERS this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 41 flight drop in the team 
rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for 
who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as CROSS BREED's 9-4-2 has earned them 72nd 
place in the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to ZLM 
TOUR for their drop to 73rd from 54th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it 
pours for SCHOOL DAYS this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 24 flight drop in the team 
rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  SOULTAKER'S HEAD must be either in pain, or 
numb, having dropped from 66th to 78th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  
Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to SUPERIOR FORCES 7203 for 
their drop to 79th from 56th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  Now, what did these guys have 
for breakfast this morning?  FOUNDATION ARMY has turned a 1-0-0 into 83rd place from 
166th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight 
at The Dripping Blade, seeing as BLACK HOLD's 24-19-1 has earned them 93rd place in 
the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for PLAYOFFS 
2002 tonight, to honor their rise to 94th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what 
did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  THE A TEAM has turned a 1-0-0 into 
96th place from 135th.  Give me the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for 
SKEEZANKS this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 71 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand 
that team a dry towel.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Dripping Blade, seeing as RESSURRECTION's 12-9-1 has earned them 99th place in the 
ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for INQUISITION 
XXXIII tonight, to honor their rise to 101st after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Our 
condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to MY TC'S for their drop to 102nd 
from 47th.  A 1-0-0 can do that.  TIN O'MUFFINS must be either in pain, or numb, 
having dropped from 32nd to 103rd this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Now, 
what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  BREAD has turned a 1-0-0 into 
104th place from 139th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as GO3's 2-4-0 has earned them 106th 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for 
LOOSE FINGERS tonight, to honor their rise to 108th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as 
DARK TOADS II's 37-57-2 has earned them 109th place in the ranks.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  I'M TOUGH! has turned a 0-1-0 into 116th 
place from 136th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for 
who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as LADIES' 13-7-0 has earned them 120th 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for 
SUPERIOR FORCES 3302 tonight, to honor their rise to 123rd after this turns 0-1-0.  
Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for HYBRIDS V this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 35 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I want to know who's 
buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as GO8's 5-4-0 has 
earned them 125th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  GO1 has turned a 0-1-0 into 126th place from 179th.  Give me the 
recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping 
Blade, seeing as SUPERIOR FORCES 3210's 7-5-0 has earned them 127th place in the 
ranks.  Our condolences go out to one of DWES EG's new teams, PHISHMEN, who 
unfortunately went 0-3-0.  Don't worry, things have got to get better.  And let's 
see, PSYCHO BITCH fought BUSY BEE and gained 23 points and contributed to SANDY TOO's 
1-0-0.  BUSY BEE has lost to PSYCHO BITCH, falling 22 points, while helping make 
VERMIN! a 0-2-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and 
SPUTTER remains DWES EG's top warrior for another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor 
for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Dripping 
Blade until they win.  Maybe?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  BRAINIAC has cause to stand tall, 
as they were DWES EG's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And avoiding BRAINIAC more than any other team we find SCHOOL DAYS.  DWES EG, 
are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior 
this turn was CROSS BREED's warrior DARK GERBIL.  More fighters challenged him than 
challenged the Duelmaster!  Building dreams on hope, PINGPONG challenged up 29 points 
this turn to take on TORRI from LADIES stable.  And whaddya know, PINGPONG beat 
TORRI, and the fighters of JOBS SUCK were last seen lifting frothy pints of ale in 
honor of PINGPONG's 21 point gain.  In a brave attempt, OK3 from GO3 challenged up 18 
points to fight ALIEN from the OUTA THIS WORLD stable.  OK3 perhaps got his just 
desserts, seeing as he bested ALIEN and ended up with 32 recognition points.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  THIGH MASTERS has lost MELANIE M to the arena in the sky, but they 
don't seem to be worried.  What do you expect from 6-6-0?  Kudos go out to LAST 
MINUTE this turn, for revenging VERMIN!!'s bloodfeud against CROSS BREED's warrior 
DARK GERBIL.  Well done.  The Dripping Blade declares a free round for TOTALLY PAR 
and all of BRAINIAC, for having revenged SKEEZANKS' HEEZIE for killing one of their 
comrades.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or 
hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords 
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAST MINUTE 11517            17  10  3 120         VERMIN!! (334)            

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TORRI 22851                  10   7    113         LADIES (3640)             
 PINGPONG 9704                 9   5  2 104         JOBS SUCK (1442)          
 HEEZIE 19373                  7   2  1  99         SKEEZANKS (2997)          
 DARK GERBIL 6762              9   4  2  98         CROSS BREED (960)         
-CURIOUS GEORGE 11330          9   1     95         DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPER BUM 18411               8   4     89         FLAT BROKE (2832)         
 FEAR 10416                   11  18  1  86         4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)   
 GREY WOLF 21172              11   3  1  84         GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     
 DITCH RAT 15360              12  13  3  82         VERMIN! (1901)            
 SAAVEDRA 13326                7   2  2  81         WOMEN OF TIRA VIRTE (1949)
 PSYCHO BITCH 18670            7   2  1  81         SANDY TOO (2874)          
 TV EATS MY LIFE 17438         8   4  2  78         RESCUE ME (2667)          
 DESPAIR 8965                  8   6     75         RETRIBUTION (1315)        
 STRAFE 11158                  5   7     70         BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NOSE HAIR 5344                4   1     63         SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 
-YUENGLING 16265               7   4  1  62         LOCAL BEER (2467)         
 ARRY 14667                    5   4  2  61         WAY OF THE BLADE 3 (2190) 
-LU BU 15257                   5   2     61         DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287)   
 NEUTRINO 2393                10  14     58         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 PATRIOT 11164                 9  10  1  58         BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    
 CLIF 17401                    9   4  1  58         4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      
-SOFT 'N CHEWY 15624           9  11     58         STREET PIZZAD IX (2347)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NAOMI 8960                    9   4     55         ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314)    
 TRANGLOTH 11139               8   4  1  55         BLACK HOLD (1320)         
-THE WILLBURY 11440            4   4  1  55         GOING BANANAS (1663)      
-DARN SMART 16256              5   2  1  54         GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)      
 ST LOUIS RAMS 20789           5   3  1  54         PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)      
 STRATEGERY 18418              7   7     53         STUPID NAMES (2833)       
-OK10 13420                    4   5  1  52         GO9 (1968)                
 LOAD MASTER 15924             5   4     51         ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   
-KHAN 17551                    5   2     51         INQUISITION XXXI (2689)   
 HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584     6   7     50         LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     
 HARRY SELDON 18333            5   2  1  50         FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    
-RESOLUTION 10081              3   2     50         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
 TRINITY 17006                 6   4     49         MY TC'S (2588)            
-AKIRA EARNHARDT 10884         5   5     49         NASCAR NINJAS (1590)      
 SPIKE 18694                   7   8  1  48         DARK TOADS II (2876)      
-WON MEAN KAT 10097            5   2  1  47         THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    
 HARV 20046                    3   1     46         4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     
-MUCOUS 10782                  9   5  1  45         HACKING COUGH (1293)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAMPSTER BISHOP 10310         9   4     45         KINGDOM COME (1292)       
-DIRTY DOG 5294                5   0     45         SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 
 SUAVE 14546                   5   5  1  44         SMARTER THAN (2167)       
-STURM PYRE 19644              4   2  1  43         DARK TOADS 03A (3046)     
 ILL OMEN 15166                7   5     42         SUPERIOR FORCES 321 (2274)
-OK11 13421                    6   4     42         GO9 (1968)                
-NOBODY EVER EXPECTS 19464     5   1     42         INQUISITION 0305 (3013)   
 RUTH 20887                    3   1     42         DARK TOADS 03T (3276)     
 CARROTS 16505                 7   5     40         SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2503)
 FULL OF HOT AIR 16328         6   4     40         SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   
-FANTABULOUS FATHER 11363      5   6  1  40         DOA (36)                  
 SMELLY TOES 17409             7   6     39         HYBRIDS V (2661)          
-CIMERIES 10476                5   4     39         THE WILLBURYS 72 (1545)   
-ERIKK NJORL 13564             4   1     39         NJORL'S SAGA (1996)       
-PING PETTY 10882              5   6  1  38         NASCAR NINJAS (1590)      
-RESERVATION 10080             5   2     38         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
-GOOD MINTON 8162              4   6     38         BLAMMO INC. 4H (1181)     
-PULMONARY VALVE 14491         4   5     37         HEART ACHE ORC (2156)     
-TEST2 19518                   4   2     37         INQUISITION 0326 (3023)   
 PUDGY PUSS 2320               5  11     36         VERMIN!! (334)            
-CARMELO 17510                 5   4     35         SUPERIOR FORCES A20 (2680)
 MIGRAINE 15930                4   7     35         MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)   
-DANLE 997                     3   4     35         ON A ROLL (169)           
 RUBIO 19447                   2   2  1  35         INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   
-WINNER 1042                   3   1     34         ONE CHANCE (178)          
-SNOW SPIDER 10638             3   3     34         ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 L. FRANK BAUM 19586           4   1     33         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
-ZIGGY STARDUST 1100           1   0     33         SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)   
-ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 855      4   1     32         HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       
 OK3 13452                     2   4     32         GO3 (1974)                
 PUD #5A 20722                 4   0     31         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
-WOR 1001                      3   4     31         ON A ROLL (169)           
-SHORT-TEMER 980               4   4     30         LIFESPAN (165)            
-STORMTROOPER 962              2   8     30         IMPERIAL FORCE (162)      
-TEST4 19503                   2   4     30         INQUISITION 0308 (3020)   
 ALIEN 2397                    5  10     29         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
-CARMEN 18936                  3   2     29         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2919)
 MARTIN 20178                  3   3     29         MILFORDITES (3152)        
-JETHRO STEIN 10889            2   0  1  29         KOSHER HAYSEEDS (1591)    
-BABOON 15160                  2   7     29         SUPERIOR FORCES 321 (2272)
-RAVEN 14694                   2   0     29         WAY OF THE BLADE 11 (2196)
-WEIRD PETE 19645              4   2     28         DARK TOADS 03A (3046)     
-WIGHT 14116                   2   1     28         EVIL 2 (161)              
-OFRIA 20174                   4   1     27         CLINTONITES (3151)        
-THE BOBSTER 1072              2   2     26         ODDITIES (184)            
-HITMAN IV 7380                1   1     26         HITLIST VICE (1056)       
-AULIC II 7061                 5   6  2  25         A UNIT IX (1014)          
 LOWELL 19579                  3   3     25         THE BROTHERHOOD II (3034) 
-EAGON 19071                   2   0     25         WAY OF THE BLADE B6 (2945)
-GRIM LEGACY 20413             2   1     25         CROSS BREED II (3196)     
 DONGLE 17542                  2   5     24         INQUISITION XXXIII (2687) 
-NECTARINE 19639               1   1     24         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
-MINT PLANT 19468              1   1     24         INQUISITION 0311 (3014)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ATTILA 21173                  4   5     23         GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     
-BIGGLIE 10645                 4   1     23         LAST GRIMOIRE (1566)      
-ACES & EIGHTS 18441           3   0     23         BOOT LEATHER (2837)       
-FEYD-RAUTHA 17388             2   3     23         STREET PIZZAD XI II (2657)
-OK9 13426                     3   2     21         GO8 (1969)                
 CHEESE STEAK 20346            2   2     21         PHILLY (3184)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CO2 13459                     3   3     20         GO1 (1976)                
 FIREBRAND 18871               2   0     20         SHADOW FORGE (2622)       
 COSTA RICA 21101              2   2     20         PLACES RATED (3316)       
 SOURDOUGH 20160               1   2     20         BREAD (3148)              
-MEAT 4 20232                  4   0     19         WAY OF THE BLADE K2 (3162)
 CROCKPOT 19603                4   1     19         RIVALS (3039)             
-PRAYER 17140                  2   3     19         DISTURBED III (2614)      
-PAYKITH 21812                 2   1     19         WAY OF THE SWORD A7 (3452)
 MOLASSES 21722                2   1     19         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
-JACQUIEM 19506                2   4     18         INQUISITION 0308 (3020)   
-SKYE 19040                    2   0     18         WAY OF THE BLADE A9 (2938)
-FULL METAL JACKET 12141       1   0     18         Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)
 KOOL AID 20148                1   4     17         LIQUIDS (3146)            
-DIVINE INTERVENTION 22938     1   0     17         NOTHINGINPARTICULAR (3655)
-LO PAN 16511                  1   5     16         BIG TROUBLE (2504)        
-2 INAROW 22945                1   0     16         REDUX 6 (3656)            
 WASATCH 22068                 1   5     16         FUND FAMILIES (3501)      
-GOMER BERNSTEIN 10890         0   2     16         KOSHER HAYSEEDS (1591)    
 LADDER 18934                  1   3  1  15         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2918)
-BROTHER EZKIEL 23214          1   0     15         TEAM ARPHINOUS (3698)     
 SLAMFIST 15689                2   2  1  14         GORGONITES II (207)       
 GORDO 19668                   1   0     14         DARK TOADS 03E (3051)     
 STAYG 21811                   2   1  1  13         WAY OF THE SWORD A7 (3452)
 PINK PANTIES 251              2   2     13         LOOSE FINGERS (46)        
-ADREINYDD 20211               1   1     13         WAY OF THE SWORD A6 (3158)
 AGNOSTIC 21692                1   2     13         THE A TEAM (3429)         
-DOG ATE MY ROLLUP 18775       1   0     13         WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)    
-FURMAN 21098                  1   0     13         LILY STUFF (3315)         
-RAD 12225                     0   1     13         THE WILLBURYS S (1782)    
-BOY I'M COLD 18500            1   0     11         THE BARES (2846)          
-LUNGPUNCTURE 22944            1   0     11         REDUX 6 (3656)            
 ROBB 18829                    1   0     11         WINTERFELL (2901)         
-TGS3 23221                    0   1     11         INQUISITION PHL0S0  (3699)
-LAME DWAYNE 12534             0   1     11         ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      
 GREY HAIR 21083               3   1     10         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 KAUFMANN 22065                1   3     10         FUND FAMILIES (3501)      
-MUCOR 18767                   1   0     10         FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890) 
-BABY 18454                    0   4     10         ENIGMA 14 (2338)          
-KEDAENN 20210                 1   1  1   9         WAY OF THE SWORD A6 (3158)
 DARK MATTER 19615             1   2      9         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 OGRE 19703                    1   0      9         DARK TOADS 03M (3058)     
-METAMORPHOSIS 22941           1   0      9         REDUX 6 (3656)            
-TAMAR 19042                   1   1      8         WAY OF THE BLADE A0 (2939)
-EDWARD 19103                  1   1      8         WAY OF THE BLADE C2 (2951)
-SUBLAI 19088                  1   1      8         WAY OF THE BLADE B9 (2948)
-TURBO TUNA 19636              1   1      8         FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     
-OKRA SOUFFLE 18467            1   1      8         SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)   
 BULLDOG 21022                 1   1      8         SCHOOL DAYS (3302)        
-PERFECT BLUBBER 18783         1   1      8         STOLE MY TC (2893)        
 ZUIJDERWIJK 21136             1   1      8         ZLM TOUR (3323)           
-MERK 21078                    1   1      8         OLD BUDS (3311)           
-LARG 22713                    0   1      7         MR JONSON (3623)          
-SMOKEY 18827                  0   1      7         FRIDAY (2900)             
-BINSWANGER 18745              0   1      7         SYNDROMES (2885)          
-POSSUMS 23222                 0   1      7         INQUISITION PHL0S0  (3699)
-GRYFYLISK 12540               0   1      7         MORE ARDUIN (1840)        
 BROND 20866                   0   1      7         DARK TOADS 03P (3272)     
-MAILMAN HATES ME 18773        0   2      6         WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)    
-SC EASLEY 21094               0   2      6         SMITHVILLE (3314)         
-BELGARION 19002               0   2      6         WAY OF THE BLADE A2 (2931)
-ZHU RONG 17916                0   2      6         DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287)   
-TITIKAKA 19439                0   2      6         MOON GODDESS (593)        
 COOL 21663                    1   2      5         PHRASES (3423)            

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EINE STEIN 22716              1   0      5         BRAINIAC (303)            
-DA1 23224                     1   0      5         INQUISITION PHL0S0  (3699)
-RAKHARO 834                   0   3      3         BLOODRIDERS (136)         
 TITANIUM 21708                0   3      3         I'M TOUGH! (3432)         
-OSPREY 914                    0   2      2         TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152)    
 R-FOOTED NEWT 23225           0   1      1         VERMIN!! (334)            
-MAUGRIM 23215                 0   1      1         TEAM ARPHINOUS (3698)     
-3-LEGGED SKINK 22717          0   1      1         VERMIN!! (334)            
-TUSKER 23217                  0   1      1         TEAM ARPHINOUS (3698)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A-4 4634               12 25   A UNIT 628           PINGPONG 9704          99  NOT REVENGED
PUGHAIRNIGHTMAR 10135   6  7 1 ARIZONA TRIP 821     SAAVEDRA 13326        101   
SWEET TOOTH 18425       4  2   BRAINIAC 303         HEEZIE 19373          100  JUST REVENGED
BULARG 161              1  2 1 CLUB HAMMER 2 28     FANTABULOUS FAT 11363  99  NOT REVENGED
ARTISAN 22066           2  5   FUND FAMILIES 3501   RUBIO 19447           103   
RAMSES 10899            5  6 1 LEGENDS OF EGYPT 596 PATRIOT 11164         102   
IGONNADIE 21656         0  1   PHISHMEN 3421        SPYMASTER             103  NONE
NOTLONNOW 21652         0  1   PHISHMEN 3421        BANDIT PRINCE         103  NONE
THISISGONNAHURT 21654   0  1   PHISHMEN 3421        ARENAMASTER           103  NONE
MELANIE M 10926         6  6   THIGH MASTERS 652    FEAR 10416            103   
MR. CILANTRO 18581      2  2   TIN O'MUFFINS 2862   TRANGLOTH 11139       103   
SLIMY SLUG 2319        14 13   VERMIN!! 334         DARK GERBIL 6762      102  JUST REVENGED
ODDJOB 18436            3  5   VILLAINS 2836        ARRY 14667            102   
CROW 14696              2  3   WAY OF THE BLAD 2196 AULIC II 7061         102   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Surely and verily be it most important and suitable that there is a personal and
communication of significance and length in this fine and auspicious arena, and this
is it. -- Manager of "Phrase" Team

19 August 2003
     Citizens of Ghea (only the ignorant fail to note Lirith Kai is not in Alastari),
no new day is rising, but the sun is setting on just another beautiful evening.
While you were sleeping, an irksome rabble has entered the always fair Aruak City.
Of course they fought alongside our warriors, most not so treasured, as all
gladiators do.  They drank with themselves, and slept with themselves.  Whether they
had masks, who cares.
     Warriors, don't be afraid.  For years Aruak has been one of the safest cities in
Ghea, and that custom has been continually cultivated, and will continue to be by
those who have called it home for years and those who live, fight, and die by the
same ethics.  There is no contest, nor has there ever needed to be one for many
years.  A conflict of personalities has arisen, and the city has been 'invaded' by
pests.
     Any rules that are annouced will be purely for the joy of the lemmings' own
little world.  Those who are being targeted have no interest in participating except
to defend the integrity of an arena that is different from others.  Whether you
choose to come to Aruak, do it for your own reasons, not theirs.
    Competing in Aruak City has never been for the faint of heart or the weak willed.
Combat is combat, wherever you go.  Blood will flow as always, and now many innocents
will be caught in the middle, but those who defend Aruak's traditions never target
those who bring respect of Aruaki customs with them to our home.
    So ignore the private ranting announcement brought by the stuporous
Frothingsloshers.  If you choose Aruak City, do not choose it for an unsanctioned and
bogus 'contest', choose it for the tradition.  Choose it because Aruak is different.

Defenders of Aruak

25 August 2003
To any that care -- The CDC is back; our current roster is:
     Malaquar -- Minion of Guardian
     Pip the Troll -- Burly Enforcer Type
     mouse -- Official Sneaky Bastard
     Papa Bear -- Elder Statesmen
                     The Sealer says, "Hi, I'm the dealer."
                     Papa Bear says, "It's not my f****n fault."
Guardian -- Paper Figurehead

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IGONNADIE was dealt death by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THISISGONNAHURT was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
NOTLONNOW was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
LAST MINUTE viciously subdued DARK GERBIL in a 2 minute Bloodfeud Title brawl.
TOTALLY PAR subdued HEEZIE in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
ARRY viciously subdued NEUTRINO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
PINGPONG devastated TORRI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
DESPAIR handily defeated STRATEGERY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MELANIE M was dispatched by FEAR in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
COSTA RICA unbelievably bested LADDER in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
OK3 overpowered ALIEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
L. FRANK BAUM overpowered STAYG in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
COOL was viciously subdued by PINK PANTIES in a 1 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
ZUIJDERWIJK was savagely defeated by SOURDOUGH in a 4 minute Challenge match.
SPUTTER overcame GREY WOLF in a action packed 2 minute one-sided conflict.
DITCH RAT was luckily beaten by SUPER BUM in a 4 minute expert's struggle.
BUSY BEE was devastated by PSYCHO BITCH in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SAAVEDRA overpowered STRAFE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PATRIOT was overpowered by TV EATS MY LIFE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ST LOUIS RAMS overpowered SIR BOYD in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ILL OMEN was bested by SPIKE in a popular 1 minute bout.
LOAD MASTER viciously subdued LOWELL in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
MIGRAINE was vanquished by RUTH in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
FULL OF HOT AIR was savagely defeated by TRINITY in a popular 2 minute gory match.
CARROTS was vanquished by HARV in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided match.
HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM overpowered PUDGY PUSS in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
CLIF vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
SMELLY TOES was overpowered by HARRY SELDON in a 1 minute uneven competition.
TRANGLOTH executed MR. CILANTRO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BIG BANG was vanquished by SUAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RUBIO executed ARTISAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DONGLE overpowered WASATCH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KAUFMANN was beaten by CROCKPOT in a 2 minute fray.
FIREBRAND subdued TITANIUM in a action packed 1 minute contest.
KOOL AID was defeated by CHEESE STEAK in a 1 minute struggle.
MARTIN demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 5 minute mismatched match.
PUD #5A handily defeated OK1 in a exciting 6 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BULLDOG was subdued by SLAMFIST in a 2 minute novice's duel.
GREY HAIR was savagely defeated by ROBB in a unpopular 8 minute brutal novice's duel.
DARK MATTER was handily defeated by GORDO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AGNOSTIC defeated OK12 in a 1 minute gruesome beginner's battle.
MOLASSES devastated BROND in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OGRE won victory over R-FOOTED NEWT in a 1 minute novice's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         TOTAL PARRY      101 -  60 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         STRIKING ATTACK  214 - 180 - 18      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         WALL OF STEEL     63 -  58 -  2      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         SLASHING ATTACK   62 -  72 -  3      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK   174 - 205 - 11      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        64 -  79 -  4      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  37 -  1      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  24 -  0      29  |

Turn 103 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 11         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  4     AIMED BLOW         3 -  5         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  7     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LAST MINUTE 11517          17  10  3  120 VERMIN!! (334)
LUNGING ATTACK   TORRI 22851                10   7  0  113 LADIES (3640)
TOTAL PARRY      DARK GERBIL 6762            9   4  2   98 CROSS BREED (960)
SLASHING ATTACK  GREY WOLF 21172            11   3  1   84 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)
AIMED BLOW       HARV 20046                  3   1  0   46 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)
PARRY-LUNGE      FULL OF HOT AIR 16328       6   4  0   40 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LAST MINUTE 11517.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DITCH RAT 15360.  The ten other most popular fighters were SOURDOUGH 20160, 
PUD #5A 20722, ARRY 14667, LADDER 18934, GREY WOLF 21172, LOAD MASTER 15924, TRINITY 
17006, LAST MINUTE 11517, HEEZIE 19373, and MELANIE M 10926.

The least popular fighter this week was ROBB 18829.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GREY HAIR 21083, R-FOOTED NEWT 23225, BROND 20866, OK12 14729, OK1 
13460, MARTIN 20178, WASATCH 22068, ARTISAN 22066, BIG BANG 18009, and MIGRAINE 
15930.

The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:

SPUTTER (82-15095) JOKA MASHER