DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/27/2003    Duedate: 01/09/2004

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 111

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COLLEEN
SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 (2828)
(82-18383) [7-1-0,90]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

AX                             COLLEEN
SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 (2263)    SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 (2828)
(82-15112) [12-6-0,88]         (82-18383) [7-1-0,90]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DIABOLICAL                     WILLIE BROWN
HELLBORN (3074)                1976 RAIDERS (1924)
(82-19786) [9-6-0,85]          (82-13201) [6-3-0,63]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OFF COLOUR (3312)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE A TEAM (3429)             44 
2. LOSERS (3717)                 32 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)
3. OFF COLOUR (3312)             30    Unchartered Team
4. SPECIAL ED VIII (3191)        28 
5. CHICKS DIG IT (2691)          28    BOOT LEATHER (2837)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BOOT LEATHER (2837)        6   0  0 100.   1/ 2*OFF COLOUR (3312)         6  2 0
 2/ 0*THE BARES (2846)           4   0  0 100.   2/ 4*RED LIGHT (3427)          6  4 0
 3/ 0*DARK TOADS 03M (3058)      3   0  0 100.   3/ 6*DUMMIES (3431)            6  7 0
 4/ 5*ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)     2   0  1 100.   4/ 8*RUGS (3860)               5  4 0
 5/ 0*SPECIAL ED VIII (3191)     2   0  0 100.   5/12*SLOW DOWN (3435)          5  4 0
 6/14*THINGS THAT SUCK3 (3301)   2   0  0 100.   6/ 1 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     5  4 0
 7- 2*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)    2   0  0 100.   7/38*THE A TEAM (3429)         5  8 0
 8- 3*FLATLANDERS VIII (3784)    2   0  0 100.   8/ 3 OZ RETURNS (3036)         4  2 0
 9- 4*FINADHA (3785)             2   0  0 100.   9/14*LONG GONE (3721)          4  4 0
10/15*COLUMBIA FTF (3835)        2   0  0 100.  10/ 9*GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     4  4 0
11/ 0*KINDRED OF KAOS IV (3187)  2   0  0 100.  11/10 ENIGMA 14 (2338)          4  4 0
12/17*DON'T ANSWER THAT! (3852)  2   0  0 100.  12/11*TWO WILL DO (3433)        4  5 0
13/ 0*GUYS #72 (3188)            1   0  1 100.  13/35*NEEDLESS (3723)           4  5 0
14/ 0*R IS FOR... (3758)         1   0  1 100.  14/ 5*GOOD DOGGY (3428)         4  7 0
15- 7*SUMMER MOVIES (3854)       1   0  0 100.  15/39*LOSERS (3717)             4  8 0
16- 6*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (3297)  1   0  0 100.  16/ 7 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 3  0 0
17- 9*LUROCIANS XXXII (3446)     1   0  0 100.  17/28 HELLBORN (3074)           3  0 0
18-10*LUROCIANS XXXVI (3448)     1   0  0 100.  18/27*BARNYARD FOLLY (3458)     3  1 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-11*LUROCIAN XXXVII (3450)     1   0  0 100.  19/16*ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      3  1 0
20-12*Q IS FOR... (3757)         1   0  0 100.  20/34*SORTA WHITE (3712)        3  6 1
21-13*S IS FOR... (3759)         1   0  0 100.  21/13*GIMME A BREAK (3720)      3  6 0
22/ 0*WHITE TOADS (3782)         1   0  0 100.  22/15*OLD BUDS (3311)           3  7 2
23-18*DINO DUDES 2 (3853)        1   0  0 100.  23/41*ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)    2  0 1
24/ 0*SAVAGE LUST (3173)         1   0  0 100.  24-18*FLATLANDERS VIII (3784)   2  0 0
25/ 0*5 TEAM (2926)              1   0  0 100.  25/55*DON'T ANSWER THAT! (3852) 2  0 0
26/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO 2 (3174)     1   0  0 100.  26/ 0*SPECIAL ED VIII (3191)    2  0 0
27/ 0*DARK TOADS 03D (3050)      1   0  0 100.  27-17*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   2  0 0
28/19*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2828)  7   1  0 87.5  28/49*THINGS THAT SUCK3 (3301)  2  0 0
29/22 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 11   3  0 78.6  29/ 0*KINDRED OF KAOS IV (3187) 2  0 0
30/23 ATTACK OF THE CLON (2348) 10   3  0 76.9  30-19*FINADHA (3785)            2  0 0
31/27*OFF COLOUR (3312)         12   4  0 75.0  31/54*COLUMBIA FTF (3835)       2  0 0
32/21 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 12   4  0 75.0  32/58 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2503) 2  0 0
33-25*DINO DUDES II (1263)       6   2  0 75.0  33/ 0*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     2  0 0
34/35*BARNYARD FOLLY (3458)      3   1  1 75.0  34/60*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2828) 2  0 0
35/ 1*ANIMAL PLANET (3858)       3   1  0 75.0  35-22*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829) 2  0 0
36/20*F-TROOP (2677)             5   2  0 71.4  36/20*4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     2  0 0
37/34*SKALE DRAGONS (918)        5   2  0 71.4  37-25 LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      2  0 0
38/30 HELLBORN (3074)           20   9  1 69.0  38-29 VERMIN! (1901)            2  0 0
39/28 OZ RETURNS (3036)         11   5  0 68.8  39/68 SALADS (1917)             2  0 0
40-31 FLAT BROKE (2832)         12   6  0 66.7  40/70*HEAD AND NECK ORCS (2228) 2  0 0
41-32*SHADOW FORGE (2622)        6   3  2 66.7  41/72 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 2  0 0
42/39*4-LETTER NAMES (3125)      6   3  0 66.7  42/67 TOADS OF AMBER 2 (2276)   2  0 0
43/24*1976 RAIDERS (1924)        6   3  0 66.7  43/77 INFERNO (1102)            2  0 0
44/46*C. U. LATER (2674)         4   2  0 66.7  44/97 ENIGMA 16 (2340)          2  1 1
45/45*COLOUR CRAYON (3040)       4   2  0 66.7  45/89 KANSANS (3632)            2  1 0
46/47*HEAD AND NECK ORCS (2228)  4   2  0 66.7  46/23 LIQUIDS (3146)            2  1 0
47/87*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)     2   1  0 66.7  47/90*C. U. LATER (2674)        2  1 0
48-37*K IS FOR... (3749)         2   1  0 66.7  48/21*F-TROOP (2677)            2  1 0
49/ 0*TOADS OF FREY (2647)       2   1  0 66.7  00/100*SKALE DRAGONS (918)       2  1 0
50/ 0*DARK TOADS 03E (3051)      2   1  0 66.7  06/106 RIVALS (3039)             2  2 0
51/38 KANSANS (3632)           682 386 15 63.9  51-31*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    2  2 0
52/52*DARK TOADS 03T (3276)      5   3  0 62.5  52/26 ON A WHIM (301)           2  2 0
53-42*FIANADHA II (516)          5   3  0 62.5  10/110 COMPANY MAN (3038)        2  3 0
54/48 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 21  14  0 60.0  54/33*SCHOOL DAYS (3302)        2  5 0
55/49*RED LIGHT (3427)          12   8  0 60.0  55/36*KNOT ME (3793)            2  6 0
56/55 SALADS (1917)              6   4  0 60.0  56/ 0*GUYS #72 (3188)           1  0 1
57/33 BLAMMO INC 12D (1180)      6   4  0 60.0  57/ 0*R IS FOR... (3758)        1  0 1
58/26*FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890)  3   2  0 60.0  58-42*SHADOW FORGE (2622)       1  0 1
59/ 0 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   65  47  0 58.0  59-46*K IS FOR... (3749)        1  0 0
60/43 LIQUIDS (3146)             8   6  0 57.1  60-45*LUROCIAN XXXVII (3450)    1  0 0
61-50 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2274)  8   6  0 57.1  61-50*Q IS FOR... (3757)        1  0 0
62-51*REALLY BIG WORDS (3694)    4   3  1 57.1  62-44*LUROCIANS XXXII (3446)    1  0 0
63-53*ENIGMA 17 (3043)           4   3  0 57.1  63-51*S IS FOR... (3759)        1  0 0
64/ 0*DARK TOADS 03A (3046)      9   7  1 56.2  64/ 0*WHITE TOADS (3782)        1  0 0
65/61*LONG GONE (3721)           9   7  0 56.2  65-82*SAY WHAT?!?? (3265)       1  0 0
66/62 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)    9   7  0 56.2  66-48*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (3297) 1  0 0
67/65 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1501)  10   8  0 55.6  67/ 0*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  1  0 0
68/44*RUGS (3860)                5   4  0 55.6  68-47*LUROCIANS XXXVI (3448)    1  0 0
69-54*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829)  5   4  0 55.6  69-56*DINO DUDES 2 (3853)       1  0 0
70/41*RAPTURE (823)              5   4  0 55.6  70-57*SUMMER MOVIES (3854)      1  0 0
71-56 LUROCIANS IX (932)        16  13  2 55.2  71/ 0*DARK TOADS 03D (3050)     1  0 0
72-57 LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      11   9  0 55.0  72/ 0*5 TEAM (2926)             1  0 0
73/66 INFERNO (1102)            11   9  0 55.0  73-66*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657) 1  0 0
74/77 TOADS OF AMBER 2 (2276)    6   5  0 54.5  74/ 0*3-LETTER WORDS (2707)     1  0 0
75-59*LUROCIANS XVII (2294)      6   5  0 54.5  75/ 0*TOADS OF FREY (2647)      1  0 0
76/60 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801)   55  47  8 53.9  76/ 0*BOOT LEATHER (2837)       1  0 0
77/ 0 URESEI YATSURA (274)      14  12  1 53.8  77-65*ENIGMA 17 (3043)          1  0 0
78/63 LA STARS II (3783)       115 100  8 53.5  78/ 0*DARK TOADS 03A (3046)     1  0 0
79/98*SLOW DOWN (3435)           8   7  0 53.3  79/ 0*SAVAGE LUST (3173)        1  0 0
80/72 COMPANY MAN (3038)         8   7  0 53.3  80/ 0*DARK TOADS 03M (3058)     1  0 0
81/73 RIVALS (3039)              8   7  0 53.3  81-63*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)   1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/67 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2503) 17  15  0 53.1  82/ 0*THE BARES (2846)          1  0 0
83/64 ON A WHIM (301)           99  90  3 52.4  83/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO 2 (3174)    1  0 0
84/69*THE A TEAM (3429)         11  10  0 52.4  84-24 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      1  0 0
85/93 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     13  13  0 50.0  85-74*LUROCIANS XVII (2294)     1  0 0
86-68 STUPID NAMES (2833)       10  10  0 50.0  86-32 LUROCIANS XVI (2295)      1  0 0
87-71 CLINTONITES (3151)         7   7  0 50.0  87/ 0*AMERICA WEST (550)        1  0 0
88-74 FLATLANDERS 2 (514)        6   6  1 50.0  88-80*FIANADHA II (516)         1  0 0
89/58 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)    6   6  0 50.0  89-79*FLATLANDERS VII (537)     1  0 0
90/ 0*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)      5   5  0 50.0  42/142*THINGS THAT SUCK 1 (3253) 1  1 0
91/ 0*CHICKS DIG IT (2691)       4   4  0 50.0  41/141*B IS FOR... (3734)        1  1 0
92-78*SOUPS (1916)               4   4  0 50.0  45/145 LA STARS II (3783)        1  1 0
93-79*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657)  3   3  0 50.0  40/140*DARK TOADS 03T (3276)     1  1 0
94-80*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)    3   3  0 50.0  94-86*FLATLANDERS IX (3786)     1  1 0
95-82*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)     3   3  0 50.0  95/ 0*THE C TEAM (3190)         1  1 0
96/ 0*THE C TEAM (3190)          1   1  0 50.0  96/53 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801)   1  1 0
60/160*B IS FOR... (3734)         1   1  0 50.0  97/81*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    1  1 0
98-84*FLATLANDERS IX (3786)      1   1  0 50.0  46/146*SUPERIOR FORCES A3 (3863) 1  1 0
99-90*SAY WHAT?!?? (3265)        1   1  0 50.0  99/52*EAR A LA CARTE (3859)     1  1 0
58/158*THINGS THAT SUCK 1 (3253)  1   1  0 50.0  00/64*FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890) 1  1 0
61/161*SUPERIOR FORCES A3 (3863)  1   1  0 50.0  01/ 0*CHICKS DIG IT (2691)      1  1 0
02/16*EAR A LA CARTE (3859)      1   1  0 50.0  02/ 0 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  1  1 0
03/ 0*4 TEAM (2925)              1   1  0 50.0  03-91*FLATLANDERS 3 II (2912)   1  1 0
04-91 FIANADHA (457)            48  52  3 48.0  04/ 0*4 TEAM (2925)             1  1 0
05/70*DUMMIES (3431)             9  10  0 47.4  53/153*COLOUR CRAYON (3040)      1  1 0
06-95 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)      7   8  0 46.7  06/61 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 1  1 0
07-94 REDUX! (2421)              7   8  0 46.7  07/ 0 DARK TOADS II (2876)      1  1 0
08-96 VERMIN! (1901)           133 155  5 46.2  08/73 WORLD CUP ORCS (2381)     1  1 0
09-99 STREET PIZZAD IX (2347)   10  12  0 45.5  09-93*LOST SOULS 20 (1638)      1  1 0
10/76*SCHOOL DAYS (3302)         5   6  0 45.5  58/158*RAIDER COACHES (1923)     1  1 0
01-101 LIFE'S TOO SHORT (1360)    5   6  0 45.5  11/69*1976 RAIDERS (1924)       1  1 0
03/103 VERMIN!! (334)           140 175  6 44.4  12-95 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2274) 1  1 0
13/97 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    12  15  1 44.4  13/99 ATTACK OF THE CLON (2348) 1  1 0
02-102 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)       8  10  0 44.4  14/75*RAPTURE (823)             1  1 0
30/130*NEEDLESS (3723)            4   5  0 44.4  15/78 BLAMMO INC 12D (1180)     1  1 0
05/105*TWO WILL DO (3433)         4   5  0 44.4  16-30*DINO DUDES II (1263)      1  1 0
17/92 SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2680) 11  14  1 44.0  31/131 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1501)  1  1 0
06/106 ENIGMA 14 (2338)          15  20  1 42.9  18/84*WAPPIOPS OF GOP (3777)    1  2 0
19/81*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919)  3   4  0 42.9  19/85*THE TEXTURES (3780)       1  2 0
20/75*GOOD DOGGY (3428)          6   9  0 40.0  20/88*ANNOYING THINGS II (3834) 1  2 0
04/104 THE POINT GUARDS (1183)    6   9  0 40.0  21/83*ALABASTER REIGN (3773)    1  2 0
09-109*PHRASES (3423)             4   6  0 40.0  23/123 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   1  2 0
14/114*GARDEN VARIETY (3722)      4   6  0 40.0  05-105 CLINTONITES (3151)        1  2 0
24/ 0*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)   2   3  0 40.0  24/96*ENIGMA 15 (2339)          1  2 0
25/ 0 DARK TOADS II (2876)      38  58  2 39.6  02/102 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    1  2 0
12-112*LOST BOYS (3800)          11  17  2 39.3  26/94 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2272) 1  2 0
00/100*GIMME A BREAK (3720)       5   8  0 38.5  04-104 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     1  2 0
08/108 PHILLY (3184)              5   8  0 38.5  17/117*SEXIE (3776)              1  3 0
29/ 0 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  21  35  1 37.5  33/133 VERMIN!! (334)            1  3 0
15-115 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)   13  22  1 37.1  30-40*LOST BOYS (3800)          1  4 0
20/120*SORTA WHITE (3712)         4   7  1 36.4  16/116*THE TRUTH (3774)          1  5 0
07/107*OLD BUDS (3311)            5   9  2 35.7  32-37 REDUX! (2421)             1  5 0
13/113 WORLD CUP ORCS (2381)      5   9  1 35.7  07/107 SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2680) 1  5 0
18-118 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     98 177  4 35.6  12/112*FAULTS (3430)             1 10 0
19-119 LUROCIANS XVI (2295)       7  14  0 33.3  13-113*PETS FOREVER (3310)       0  5 0
36/136*LOSERS (3717)              4   8  0 33.3  08/108 PHILLY (3184)             0  5 0
16/116 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415)  4   8  0 33.3  14/114 PLACES RATED (3316)       0  4 0
17/117 THE MUSIC MAN (1256)       4   8  0 33.3  15-115*SMITHVILLE (3314)         0  4 0
39/ 0*MILFORDITES (3152)         3   6  0 33.3  11-111*FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     0  4 0
22-122*LOST SOULS 20 (1638)       3   6  0 33.3  20-120*FIGHTING FELINES I (3789) 0  3 0
41/ 0*3-LETTER WORDS (2707)      2   4  0 33.3  18/118*PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       0  3 0
24-124*COPY CAT (3008)            2   4  0 33.3  19-119*DOCTORED UP (3436)        0  3 0
11/111*STOLE MY TC (2893)         2   4  0 33.3  26/126*SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)     0  3 0
44/83*ALABASTER REIGN (3773)     1   2  0 33.3  24/124*THEM PEOPLE... (3779)     0  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/88*WAPPIOPS OF GOP (3777)     1   2  0 33.3  45/ 0*1 TEAM (2922)             0  3 0
46/86*THE TEXTURES (3780)        1   2  0 33.3  21-121*COPY CAT (3008)           0  3 0
47/85*ANNOYING THINGS II (3834)  1   2  0 33.3  03/103 THE MUSIC MAN (1256)      0  3 0
27-127*NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)    1   2  0 33.3  28-128*DEEP FOREST (3788)        0  2 0
25-125*FLATLANDERS 3 II (2912)    1   2  0 33.3  36/136*LAZY DM (3300)            0  2 0
26-126*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921)  1   2  0 33.3  38/138*CROSS BREED! (3837)       0  2 0
51/ 0*ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)      1   2  0 33.3  37/137*SUPERIOR FORCES A3 (3862) 0  2 0
28-128*CYBERTEASE (1851)          1   2  0 33.3  25-125*PHRASES (3423)            0  2 0
29-129*FLATLANDERS VII (537)      1   2  0 33.3  49/149*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919) 0  2 0
21/121*ENIGMA 15 (2339)           3   7  0 30.0  47/147*STOLE MY TC (2893)        0  2 0
34/134 ENIGMA 16 (2340)           7  17  1 29.2  51/151 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415) 0  2 0
23/123*PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)        2   5  0 28.6  55/155 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   0  2 0
35-135*FIGHTING FELINES I (3789)  9  27  1 25.0  01-101 FLAT BROKE (2832)         0  2 0
33/133 PLACES RATED (3316)        4  12  0 25.0  22-122 STUPID NAMES (2833)       0  2 0
32/132 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2272)  3   9  0 25.0  59/159*MEAN STREETS (2283)       0  2 0
31/131*KNOT ME (3793)             2   6  0 25.0  30-130*HINDSIGHT (1068)          0  2 0
61/ 0*BLUNDR + LITENING (2843)   1   3  1 25.0  62/162 THE POINT GUARDS (1183)   0  2 0
49/149*SEXIE (3776)               1   3  0 25.0  27-127*HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)   0  1 0
50/150*RAIDER COACHES (1923)      1   3  0 25.0  44-144*GREEN STUFF (3650)        0  1 0
38-138*HINDSIGHT (1068)           2   8  0 20.0  35-135*HER ALTEREGO (3659)       0  1 0
39-139 LOOSE FINGERS (46)         2   8  0 20.0  65/ 0*THAT'S CLASSIFIED (3192)  0  1 0
40-140*SWEET DESIRES (3810)       1   4  0 20.0  34-134*REALLY BIG WORDS (3694)   0  1 0
41-141*FALLEN MASTERS (3500)      1   5  0 16.7  43-143*WORLD WIDE LIVE (3857)    0  1 0
46/146*THE TRUTH (3774)           1   5  0 16.7  68/ 0*2MAN TEAM (3193)          0  1 0
43-143*SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2502)  1   5  0 16.7  39-139*THE DARK TEMPLE II (3787) 0  1 0
37/137*FAULTS (3430)              2  11  1 15.4  70/ 0*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   0  1 0
71/ 0*AMERICA WEST (550)         1   6  0 14.3  71/ 0*2 TEAM (2923)             0  1 0
44-144*SMITHVILLE (3314)          1   7  0 12.5  54-154 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     0  1 0
45-145*PETS FOREVER (3310)        0   5  0  0.0  73/ 0*BLUNDR + LITENING (2843)  0  1 0
47-147*HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)    0   4  0  0.0  74/ 0*ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)     0  1 0
51/151*MEAN STREETS (2283)        0   4  0  0.0  50-150*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921) 0  1 0
53/153*SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)      0   3  0  0.0  76-92*NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)   0  1 0
48-148*DOCTORED UP (3436)         0   3  0  0.0  48-148*SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2502) 0  1 0
52/152*THEM PEOPLE... (3779)      0   3  0  0.0  52-152*THE BROTHERHOOD 21 (2407) 0  1 0
79/ 0*1 TEAM (2922)              0   3  0  0.0  79/ 0*MILFORDITES (3152)        0  1 0
54-154*DEEP FOREST (3788)         0   2  0  0.0  80/ 0*DARK TOADS 03E (3051)     0  1 0
63/163*CROSS BREED! (3837)        0   2  0  0.0  81-98 STREET PIZZAD IX (2347)   0  1 0
55/155*SUPERIOR FORCES A3 (3862)  0   2  0  0.0  60-160*CYBERTEASE (1851)         0  1 0
59/159*LAZY DM (3300)             0   2  0  0.0  83/ 0 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   0  1 0
84/ 0*2MAN TEAM (3193)           0   1  0  0.0  57-157*SOUPS (1916)              0  1 0
85/ 0*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)    0   1  0  0.0  29-129 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)   0  1 0
57-157*HER ALTEREGO (3659)        0   1  0  0.0  61-161 LUROCIANS IX (932)        0  1 0
62-162*THE DARK TEMPLE II (3787)  0   1  0  0.0  63-163 LIFE'S TOO SHORT (1360)   0  1 0
56-156*GREEN STUFF (3650)         0   1  0  0.0  32-132 LOOSE FINGERS (46)        0  1 0
64-164*WORLD WIDE LIVE (3857)     0   1  0  0.0  89/ 0 URESEI YATSURA (274)      0  1 0
90/ 0*THAT'S CLASSIFIED (3192)   0   1  0  0.0  64-164 FIANADHA (457)            0  1 0
91/ 0*2 TEAM (2923)              0   1  0  0.0  65-165 FLATLANDERS 2 (514)       0  1 0
65-165*THE BROTHERHOOD 21 (2407)  0   1  0  0.0  09-109*SWEET DESIRES (3810)      0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in DWES 
EG.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Say 
good-bye to I'M FANTASY IV, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 
OFF COLOUR stable.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is THE A TEAM, who swept up 31 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
NEEDLESS' act, as they have a 2-0-0 week and gain 22 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
LOSERS, who swept up 24 places in the ranks.  Take a look at HELLBORN's act, as they 
have a 1-0-0 week and gain 11 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SORTA WHITE, who swept up 14 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at ROOKIE ARMADA 3's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week 
and gain 18 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is DON'T ANSWER THAT!, who swept up 30 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at THINGS THAT SUCK3's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 21 
places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is COLUMBIA FTF, who swept up 23 places in the ranks.  Take a 
look at SUPERIOR FORCES 7203's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 26 places in 
the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is SUPERIOR FORCES 1305, who swept up 26 places in the ranks.  What goes 
up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  4-LETTER NAMES may fall on you as it crushes 
past the teams below it to fall on the 36th spot.  Take a look at SALADS' act, as 
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 29 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is HEAD AND NECK ORCS, who 
swept up 30 places in the ranks.  Take a look at SUPERIOR FORCES 3201's act, as they 
have a 1-0-0 week and gain 31 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is TOADS OF AMBER 2, who swept up 25 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at INFERNO's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and 
gain 34 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is ENIGMA 16, who swept up 53 places in the ranks.  Take a 
look at KANSANS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 44 places in the team 
ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 23rd to 46th place were 
the LIQUIDS.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I 
admit it's corny) is C. U. LATER, who swept up 43 places in the ranks.  A seasoned 
team is steady in the lists.  But to F-TROOP, which fell to 48th, it's what you soak 
in before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a look at SKALE DRAGONS' act, as they have a 
1-0-0 week and gain 51 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is RIVALS, who swept up 56 places in the 
ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  ON A WHIM may fall on you 
as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 52nd spot.  Take a look at 
COMPANY MAN's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 57 places in the team ranking.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 33rd to 54th place were the SCHOOL 
DAYS.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  KNOT ME may 
fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 55th spot.  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is THINGS THAT 
SUCK 1, who swept up 52 places in the ranks.  Take a look at B IS FOR...'s act, as 
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 50 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is LA STARS II, who swept up 
53 places in the ranks.  Take a look at DARK TOADS 03T's act, as they have a 1-0-0 
week and gain 47 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists. 
But to KNIGHTS OF GLORY, which fell to 96th, it's what you soak in before going to 
the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 1-0-0 record and dropping from 81st to 97th place 
were the ALL YOU ZOMBIES.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SUPERIOR FORCES A301, who swept up 48 places in 
the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  EAR A LA CARTE may 
fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 99th spot.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 64th to 100th place were the FUNGUS 
ON MY BRAIN.  Keep trying!  Take a look at COLOUR CRAYON's act, as they have a 1-0-0 
week and gain 48 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists. 
But to SUPERIOR FORCES 720, which fell to 106th, it's what you soak in before going 
to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  WORLD CUP ORCS 
may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 108th spot.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is RAIDER 
COACHES, who swept up 48 places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and 
dropping from 69th to 111th place were the 1976 RAIDERS.  Keep trying!  What goes up, 
must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  ATTACK OF THE CLONES may fall on you as it 
crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 113th spot.  A seasoned team is steady 
in the lists.  But to RAPTURE, which fell to 114th, it's what you soak in before 
going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  BLAMMO 
INC 12D may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 115th 
spot.  Take a look at REAL PIZZA FLAVOR's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 14 
places in the team ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 84th to 
118th place were the WAPPIOPS OF GOP.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the 
lists.  But to THE TEXTURES, which fell to 119th, it's what you soak in before going 
to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  ANNOYING 
THINGS II may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 120th 
spot.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to ALABASTER REIGN, which fell to 
121st, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 
record and dropping from 96th to 124th place were the ENIGMA 15.  Keep trying!  A 
seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to BRAVE NEW WORLD, which fell to 125th, 
it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  
Watch out DWES EG!  SUPERIOR FORCES 3212 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams 
below it to fall on the 126th spot.  Suffering under a 1-0-0 record and dropping from 
117th to 128th place were the SEXIE.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the 
lists.  But to THE TRUTH, which fell to 131st, it's what you soak in before going to 
the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  SUPERIOR FORCES 
A201 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 133rd spot. 
Suffering under a 0-4-0 record and dropping from 112th to 134th place were the 
FAULTS.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to PHILLY, which 
fell to 136th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, 
must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  PLACES RATED may fall on you as it crushes past 
the teams below it to fall on the 137th spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and 
dropping from 118th to 141st place were the PUDS AGAIN 1.  Keep trying!  A seasoned 
team is steady in the lists.  But to SUICIDAL WINDS, which fell to 143rd, it's what 
you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out 
DWES EG!  THEM PEOPLE... may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to 
fall on the 144th spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 103rd to 
147th place were the THE MUSIC MAN.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the 
lists.  But to LAZY DM, which fell to 149th, it's what you soak in before going to 
the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  CROSS BREED! may 
fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 150th spot.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 137th to 151st place were the 
SUPERIOR FORCES A303.  Keep trying!  Leg lag?  Cart sickness?  Poor fare at inns on 
the way to DWES EG?  Whatever the cause, 1 TEAM will no doubt improve on their 
record.  Hey everybody, watch out for DEIRDRE, who flew up 22 points in the rankings 
after mashing WHIRLIGIG like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days 
it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  WHIRLIGIG was overcame by DEIRDRE and drops 
19 points.  Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes. 
STRAFE did not fight this week so his title was forfeit.  It's a proud day for the 
SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 stable, as their warrior, COLLEEN, ascended the Duelmaster's 
throne.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at 
that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DWES EG arena.  Did you 
hear that NOTHING BUT DIP was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of NOTHING BUT DIP's warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may 
not be funny, but catch DUMMIES' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly 
deft at running from NOTHING BUT DIP.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of 
WALT LO, who was this week's most challenged warrior.  Challenging down 23 points was 
TURQUOISE.  Pretty soon she'll be using two shields and selling 'T.P.:  The only way 
to clean up' pins.  Definition of petty:  TURQUOISE bested THOP, a mismatch of 23 
points.  HOE of GARDEN VARIETY had better have a good reason for challenging down 9 
points in a challenge which he lost.  I thought HOE showed great skill and promise 
when he was subdued by DOPPLER.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Carrion Bird Cinematic Humor:  KEEBLER ELF II:  THE 
REMATCH.  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter 
problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DWES EG have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLLEEN 18383                 7   1     90         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2828)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STRAFE 11158                  8  10    111         BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      
-FEAR 10416                   13  22  1  92         4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AX 15112                     12   6     88         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2263)
 DIABOLICAL 19786              9   6     85         HELLBORN (3074)           
-SUPER BUM 18411              12   6     83         FLAT BROKE (2832)         
 CRACK IS CHEAP 18422         11   3     83         NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 
 DEIRDRE 15176                 6   5     82         TOADS OF AMBER 2 (2276)   
 L. FRANK BAUM 19586          10   2     81         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
 CARROTS 16505                12   5     78         SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2503)
 ROBINTON 17100                6   2     77         I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     
 GATEWAY 15631                10   3     76         ATTACK OF THE CLONE (2348)
 TOSSED 13128                  6   4     71         SALADS (1917)             
 PATRIOT 11164                12  15  1  70         BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    
-HEDKURK BUTBLSTR 8649         6   2     70         DINO DUDES II (1263)      
 CRITICAL UPDATES 24025        1   2     69         ANNOYING THINGS II (3834) 
 LADY ARIBETH 16533           10   3     68         SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2509)
 FORMIDABLE 17495              5   2     68         F-TROOP (2677)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FIREBRAND 18871               6   1  2  66         SHADOW FORGE (2622)       
-SCRAG 1704                    6   1     66         MY HEROES! (270)          
 STURM PYRE 19644              5   3  1  66         DARK TOADS 03A (3046)     
-NEUTRINO 2393                11  18     65         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 GREASY NAPKINS 10156         10   8     65         REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1501)  
 LENEXA 22809                  9   1     63         KANSANS (3632)            
 WILLIE BROWN 13201            6   3     63         1976 RAIDERS (1924)       
-GRIM REAVER 16024             7   4     61         REDUX! (2421)             
 DEB STORM 15574               5   5     61         ENIGMA 14 (2338)          
 VOCAL CORD 14888              4   2     60         HEAD AND NECK ORCS (2228) 
-DRINK HARD 9194               5   6     59         LIFE'S TOO SHORT (1360)   
-SOFT 'N CHEWY 15624          10  12     58         STREET PIZZAD IX (2347)   
 WHIRLIGIG 18872               9   7     58         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
 SKEWER 2032                   8   8     58         ON A WHIM (301)           
 HARV 20046                    6   3     58         4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     
 CROCKPOT 19603                8   4     57         RIVALS (3039)             
 WILLY T MAC 5925              5   4     57         RAPTURE (823)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREY HAIR 21083               8   1     55         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 KENTUCKY MCFRIED 8158         6   4     55         BLAMMO INC 12D (1180)     
 TINY ARCHIBALD 8174           5   8     55         THE POINT GUARDS (1183)   
 COURTNEY BOURTNEY 14038       5   4     55         MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   
 SPIKE 18694                   8   8  1  54         DARK TOADS II (2876)      
 LARG JOHN 8616                4   8     52         THE MUSIC MAN (1256)      
 RAWLINGS 19597                8   2     51         COMPANY MAN (3038)        
 CHEESE STEAK 20346            5   5     50         PHILLY (3184)             
-NITE LENS 15572               8   2     49         ENIGMA 14 (2338)          
-TROOOOOOOOLL 15810            5   4  1  49         WORLD CUP ORCS (2381)     
 ANCHOR 21694                  5   0     49         THE A TEAM (3429)         
-OFRIA 20174                   7   3     48         CLINTONITES (3151)        
-ATLANTIS 23349                4   1     48         LONG GONE (3721)          
 LEANTO TAIL 6550              5   2     47         SKALE DRAGONS (918)       
 RUTH 20887                    5   3     47         DARK TOADS 03T (3276)     
-ILL OMEN 15166                8   6     46         SUPERIOR FORCES 321 (2274)
-HICHAM 18389                  3   4     46         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2829)
 PUDGY PUSS 2320               6  15  1  44         VERMIN!! (334)            
 KOOL AID 20148                6   5     44         LIQUIDS (3146)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DENT 3737                     6   6  1  43         FLATLANDERS 2 (514)       
 PUD #5A 20722                 6   5     43         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
 ACES & EIGHTS 18441           6   0     43         BOOT LEATHER (2837)       
 NITRO SCUMO 15585             6   7  1  42         ENIGMA 16 (2340)          
 FULL OF HOT AIR 16328         6   6     42         SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   
-HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584     7   8     41         LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     
-REPEAT IT 11623               5   4     41         LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      
 CARMELO 17510                 6   6     40         SUPERIOR FORCES A20 (2680)
-ROXY 6622                     5   4     40         LUROCIANS IX (932)        
 CULINARY 17479                4   2     40         C. U. LATER (2674)        
 GARLIC BELCH 17561            2   2     40         CHICKS DIG IT (2691)      
-HEDWIG 11622                  5   4     39         LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      
 LESSA 17099                   5   6     39         I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     
 WALT LO 15577                 3   5     38         ENIGMA 15 (2339)          
 2ND PLACE 23331               3   0     38         LOSERS (3717)             
-DARK REAVER 19428             2   2     38         COPY CAT (3008)           
 FLUFFY BUNNY 18105            3   2     37         OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     
-FIST OF FURY 7472             2   5     37         HINDSIGHT (1068)          
 MOLASSES 21722                5   4     36         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
 WEEDS 23354                   3   2     36         GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     
 HOWDY DOODY 21703             5   0     35         DUMMIES (3431)            
 BIG RED 21684                 5   1     34         RED LIGHT (3427)          
 BABOON 15160                  3   9     34         SUPERIOR FORCES 321 (2272)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGNOSTIC 21692                5   4     33         THE A TEAM (3429)         
-LESS IS MORE 16498            1   5     32         SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2502)
 TURQUOISE 19608               4   2     31         COLOUR CRAYON (3040)      
-TOY POODLE 21688              4   0     31         GOOD DOGGY (3428)         
 CARMEN 18936                  3   4     31         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2919)
-FEYD-RAUTHA 17388             3   3     31         STREET PIZZAD XI II (2657)
 MALACODA 17857                2   0     31         INFERNO (1102)            
 LITTLE DAMAGE 20712           1   1     31         THINGS THAT SUCK 1 (3253) 
 BURIZA 15993                  4   8     30         SUPERIOR FORCES 620 (2415)
 BOY I'M COLD 18500            4   0     30         THE BARES (2846)          
 COSTA RICA 21101              4   6     30         PLACES RATED (3316)       
 ROOSTER CROW 21842            3   0  1  30         BARNYARD FOLLY (3458)     
-CHEDDAR 11268                 2   3     30         LOST SOULS 20 (1638)      
 YELLOW TEETH 21080            4   1     29         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 DEALIE BOPPER 18881           4   9     28         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
-SINEAD 3343                   2   4     28         FIANADHA (457)            
 I.R.S. 17641                  2   4     28         3-LETTER WORDS (2707)     
 MARTIN 20178                  3   6     27         MILFORDITES (3152)        
 PUD 100 22001                 2   5     27         PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       
 ME 18103                      2   3     27         OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     
-FRED 15293                    1   2     27         LUROCIANS XVI (2295)      
 CYNTHIA COOPER 23687          3   2     26         LA STARS II (3783)        
 RIBBED 23668                  1   2     26         THE TEXTURES (3780)       
 INCOMPETANT 3965              1   4     26         AMERICA WEST (550)        
-MERK 21078                    4   2  1  25         OLD BUDS (3311)           
 CITRUCEL 21680                2   1     25         DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  
 CROCODILE HUNTER 24218        2   0     25         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
 STOMP THIS! 22961             2   1     25         ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    
-ICHIRO TRICKLE 19442          1   2     25         NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)   
 COCONUT MEAT 23302            3   2     24         SORTA WHITE (3712)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BULLDOG 21022                 5   2     23         SCHOOL DAYS (3302)        
-STOOD HACKING 19631           3   0     23         ENIGMA 17 (3043)          
 ONE MAN GANG 24178            2   0  1  22         ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)    
-HUMUNGOUS 23173               2   1  1  22         REALLY BIG WORDS (3694)   
 IS MY BUTT FAT? 24182         2   0     22         DON'T ANSWER THAT! (3852) 
 MADDEN 13193                  1   1     22         RAIDER COACHES (1923)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SINNIAN OG 3886               3   1     21         FIANADHA II (516)         
 WOODEN INDIAN 21704           3   2     21         DUMMIES (3431)            
 GORDO 19668                   2   1     21         DARK TOADS 03E (3051)     
-GUACAMOLE 19626               2   1     21         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 MY RUNNABLE GUY 20370         1   0  1  21         GUYS #72 (3188)           
-MATRIX 24191                  1   0     21         SUMMER MOVIES (3854)      
-FINN MAC COOL 23729           1   0     21         FINADHA (3785)            
 AZTEC 23350                   5   1     20         LONG GONE (3721)          
 GO 21713                      3   0     20         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
 SPORTSCENTER 17562            2   2     20         CHICKS DIG IT (2691)      
 RAMEN 23541                   1   0  1  20         R IS FOR... (3758)        
 RED EYE 23816                 3   0     19         RED LIGHT (3427)          
 1,000 VOLT SUPRISE 18484      1   3  1  19         BLUNDR + LITENING (2843)  
-BOINK 24186                   1   0     19         DINO DUDES 2 (3853)       
-PUKE! 22906                   0   1     19         GREEN STUFF (3650)        
-DARK MATTER 19615             3   5     18         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
-PINK PANTIES 251              2   8     18         LOOSE FINGERS (46)        
-SC EASLEY 21094               1   4     18         SMITHVILLE (3314)         
 CLEAVER 23343                 2   3     17         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      
 GAP 23344                     2   1     17         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      
 AWE 21696                     1   2     17         THE A TEAM (3429)         
-KILLER KANDY 21783            1   0     17         LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   
 THE SPONGE 20381              1   0     17         THE C TEAM (3190)         
-KEEP SWINGIN 15291            1   0     17         LUROCIANS XVII (2294)     
 BRAKE 21724                   3   0     16         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
 NOSE PICKER 21698             2   3  1  16         FAULTS (3430)             
 LOSING TO SOULTAKER 21016     2   0     16         THINGS THAT SUCK3 (3301)  
 PERFECT BLUBBER 18783         2   4     16         STOLE MY TC (2893)        
 POINTER 21691                 1   4     16         GOOD DOGGY (3428)         
 HARDCORE HANNA 15237          0   4     16         MEAN STREETS (2283)       
 BABY 18454                    1   6     15         ENIGMA 14 (2338)          
 I START FIRES 20385           1   0     15         SPECIAL ED VIII (3191)    
 LAMEBRAIN 21705               1   4     15         DUMMIES (3431)            
 MORETA 18798                  2   3     14         I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     
 MISS SCARLET 21683            2   4     14         RED LIGHT (3427)          
 HAYSEED 24030                 2   0     14         COLUMBIA FTF (3835)       
-CURSE 20831                   1   1     13         SAY WHAT?!?? (3265)       
 TEST 24240                    1   1     13         SUPERIOR FORCES A30 (3863)
-THE INDI KID 3879             1   1     13         FLATLANDERS VII (537)     
 CANNON FODDER 24150           1   1     13         LOSERS (3717)             
 I BURNN TOO 20365             1   0     13         KINDRED OF KAOS IV (3187) 
 JNSI 18972                    1   0     13         5 TEAM (2926)             
 MAKE ROLLS 20382              1   0     13         SPECIAL ED VIII (3191)    
 MAN TWO 18969                 1   0     13         4 TEAM (2925)             
 TED JOHNSON 20363             1   0     13         KINDRED OF KAOS IV (3187) 
-JILES MCCOY 20996             1   0     13         WAY TOO MUCH BEER 6 (3297)
 PERSIAN RUG 24227             2   0     12         RUGS (3860)               
 EGGSHELL 24136                1   1  1  12         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
 FROSTFLESH 23633              1   2     12         ALABASTER REIGN (3773)    
 DOPPLER 23649                 1   2     12         SEXIE (3776)              
-KINGPIN 18948                 1   2     11         SUPERIOR FORCES 430 (2921)
 SOULTAKER'S HEAD 24226        1   1     11         RUGS (3860)               
 SEX:  VIOLENT 23641           1   2     11         THE TRUTH (3774)          
-BALOR 23727                   1   0     11         FINADHA (3785)            
-SHINY HEAD 21797              1   0     11         LUROCIAN XXXVII (3450)    
 A 19705                       1   0     11         DARK TOADS 03M (3058)     
-QUEEN 23536                   1   0     11         Q IS FOR... (3757)        
 DAWN 22738                    0   1     11         DARK TOADS II (2876)      
 PROTON AGONIZER 23843         2   2  1  10         KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801)   
 TONSILS 23360                 2   1     10         NEEDLESS (3723)           
-RAVEN 23841                   1   2  1  10         LOST BOYS (3800)          
 RASPY F. NEWT 23857           1   1     10         VERMIN!! (334)            
-KILLER KENNY 21784            1   0     10         LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BONE CRUSHER 21789            1   0     10         LUROCIANS XXXVI (3448)    
-KEEN 23497                    2   1      9         K IS FOR... (3749)        
-KATONKA 18901                 1   2      9         FLATLANDERS 3 II (2912)   
 THROW RUG 24225               1   1      9         RUGS (3860)               
 EL RAVAGER 19666              1   0      9         DARK TOADS 03D (3050)     
 ROBERTO CARLOS 23682          1   0      9         WHITE TOADS (3782)        
-FLESH GRINDER 21778           1   0      9         LUROCIANS XXXII (3446)    
 PIPPY TROLLSTOCKINGS 20290    1   0      9         SAVAGE LUST (3173)        
 ORANGE PARK 20299             1   0      9         COLLEGE RADIO 2 (3174)    
-TOE JAM TOFU 23632            1   0      9         SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)   
-SCATHE 23548                  1   0      9         S IS FOR... (3759)        
-LYNX 23749                    2   2      8         FIGHTING FELINES II (3789)
-LAUNCELOT 23835               1   1      8         LOST BOYS (3800)          
-DENT 23730                    1   0      8         FLATLANDERS IX (3786)     
 PET PSYCHIC 24215             1   1      8         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-JACK FLASH 23721              1   0      8         FLATLANDERS VIII (3784)   
-CHESTER 23720                 1   0      8         FLATLANDERS VIII (3784)   
-LAPTOP DANCE 20411            1   1      8         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
-FRENCH ONION 19623            1   1      8         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
-BOTOX 20666                   0   4      8         HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)   
 ADENOID 23357                 2   1      7         NEEDLESS (3723)           
-TIGER 23750                   1   4      7         FIGHTING FELINES II (3789)
 BASIL 23421                   1   1      7         B IS FOR... (3734)        
-NEAT 21664                    1   2      7         PHRASES (3423)            
 POKEY 20377                   0   1      7         THE C TEAM (3190)         
-DYNAMO 24403                  0   1      7         PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   
-REPUGNANT 15952               0   1      7         THE BROTHERHOOD 21 (2407) 
-DR. NO 21731                  0   1      7         DOCTORED UP (3436)        
 GUY ONE 18950                 0   1      7         1 TEAM (2922)             
 MAN ONE 20396                 0   1      7         2MAN TEAM (3193)          
-FLASH 21073                   0   1      7         PETS FOREVER (3310)       
-SANDY BEACHJUMPER 22959       0   1      7         HER ALTEREGO (3659)       
 GUY ONE 18955                 0   1      7         2 TEAM (2923)             
 CANDIDA 24034                 1   1      6         FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890) 
 WALDER 20572                  1   0      6         TOADS OF FREY (2647)      
 AREA RUG 24224                1   1      6         RUGS (3860)               
 CHINA PRINCESS 19585          1   3      6         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
 LUNICIDE 23248                0   3      6         SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)     
 FAXED IN TURNS 21013          0   2      6         LAZY DM (3300)            
-BROCCOLI POTATO 17299         0   2      6         SOUPS (1916)              
-ULIC QEL-DROMA 22053          1   2      5         FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     
 TECHNOIDIOT 19803             1   2      5         ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)     
 HOE 23352                     1   2      5         GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     
 NO 21716                      1   2      5         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
 THOP 23657                    1   2      5         WAPPIOPS OF GOP (3777)    
 BOW 23779                     1   2      5         KNOT ME (3793)            
 MAN ONE 18967                 0   1      5         4 TEAM (2925)             
 GUY TWO 18953                 0   1      5         1 TEAM (2922)             
 STILL NOT TALKING 20389       0   1      5         THAT'S CLASSIFIED (3192)  
 GUY FOUR 18951                0   1      5         1 TEAM (2922)             
 SUPER 8 23858                 1   1      4         ON A WHIM (301)           
 MIKE TYSON 24219              1   1      4         EAR A LA CARTE (3859)     
-NOMI SUNRIDER 22054           0   3      3         FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     
 PAUL:  WALRUS 23642           0   3      3         THE TRUTH (3774)          
-LION 23748                    0   3      3         FIGHTING FELINES II (3789)
 TASTE LIKE CHICKEN 23664      0   3      3         THEM PEOPLE... (3779)     
 RUNNER UP 24151               0   2      2         LOSERS (3717)             
 UNHOLY GERBIL 24046           0   2      2         CROSS BREED! (3837)       
 WILEY 24163                   0   2      2         OLD BUDS (3311)           
-GREY SQUIRREL 23742           0   1      1         DEEP FOREST (3788)        
-BASILISK 23736                0   1      1         THE DARK TEMPLE II (3787) 
-TREEMAN 23743                 0   1      1         DEEP FOREST (3788)        
-SUZIE 23734                   0   1      1         FLATLANDERS IX (3786)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BELFAST 23650                 0   1      1         SEXIE (3776)              

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0                        MY RUNNABLE GUY 20370 111  NONE
PINOCHLE BLIND 24120    0  1   DUMMIES 3431         SHEWISH GIANT         111  NONE
SOUTHERN BLONDE 24131   0  1   DUMMIES 3431         MOUNTAIN TROLL        111  NONE
GETTING OLD 24145       0  1   FAULTS 3430          STONE GOLEM           111  NONE
REPLACED HIP 24144      0  1   FAULTS 3430          SPYMASTER             111  NONE
CLIFFORD 24123          0  1   GOOD DOGGY 3428      HIGH ELF              111  NONE
HANGMAN'S 23780         1  1   KNOT ME 3793         ONE MAN GANG 24178    110   
ALSO-RANS 24158         0  1   LOSERS 3717          DARK CHAMPION         111  NONE
ZIMA 23838              1  5   LOST BOYS 3800       ROOSTER CROW 21842    110   
BOB 15297               2  7   LUROCIANS XVI 2295   RAVEN 23841           108   
ROETHLE 24159           1  1 1 OLD BUDS 3311        RAMEN 23541           111   
STRATEGERY 18418       10 10   STUPID NAMES 2833    FIREBRAND 18871       110   
KEEBLER ELF 17507       3  7   SUPERIOR FORCES 2680 NITRO SCUMO 15585     111   
TEST3 24234             0  2   SUPERIOR FORCES 3862 EGGSHELL 24136        111   
AFTERSHOCK 24130        0  1   THE A TEAM 3429      MOUNTAIN TROLL        111  NONE
ARK 24129               0  1   THE A TEAM 3429      SHEWISH GIANT         111  NONE
HOKUSA 2446             0  1   URESEI YATSURA 274   DARK CHAMPION         111  NONE
ARIZONA 24210           0  1   WORLD WIDE LIVE 3857 ROETHLE 24159         110   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

2 December 2003
ZalCon2, ZalCon Reloaded
Where:  Jhelum, DM 4
When:  February 9th or 23rd, 2003 (TBA when Mail In date set)
How Long:  20 Turns

Restrictions:  Zero FE at start of contest.  Must announce warrior styles by second
arena fight to receive points.  No prize modified warriors.  No entry to July Face,
No TV Challenges.  All prizes to be used exclusively on warriors from the contest
team only.

Awards:
     First Initiate Duelmaster (FID):  First warrior announced in the contest to
          reach the throne.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, increasing damage for 1 warrior by one rating to
          max for ST/SZ.
     Warrior MVP:  Top warrior based on MVP points accrued in the contest.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge for any warrior on team, +1
          to bonus in any skill area up to max for style for 1 warrior on team, 2
          nights stay at Winter FTF Hotel.
     Team MVP:  Top Team based on MVP points accrued in contest by all the teams
          warriors.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge, +1 to Bonus, 6 Months Free
          Play, 20 Rollups.
     Warrior MVP Top 11:  Next 10 warriors on MVP list at the end of the contest.
     Prize:  +1 to Bonus
     Style Master:  Top warrior in each style based on Style Master points accrued in
          the contest.
     Prize:  Favorites Knowledge of any warrior on team.
     Iron Manager Award:  Minimum 95 fights in contest by any team.
     Prize:  Choice of free entry for team to 2005 Winter Face or +1 to Bonus for one
          warrior.

MVP Point System:  +1 for Win, Fight, Kill, Recognition Leader (after Round 3), -1
Death, +2 Duelmaster, +2 each 3 Consecutive turns as DM, +1 Quality Win (any win over
opponent with 5 or more Rec), +1 for each 10 Rec points over 5 in win (+1 for 5-14

above, +2 for 15-24 above, +3 for 25-34 above).
Style Master Point System:  +2 Style Master, +1 Win vs. Same Style Opponent, +1 Win
vs. Same Style Master, +1 for 3 Consecutive Turns as Style Master (rolling).

     Please direct any question about rules or clarifications to me, Robert
Occhipinti, via Diplo to DM74, 1988 Dodgers or email to zalgor@hotmail.com.  All
rules decisions made by me are final and binding within the confines of this contest.

8 December 2003
Greetings!  I would like to invite everyone to Jhans (DM 36) for the first annual kLk
St. Valentine's Day Massacre (kill contest).  We will start the contest off with the
ceremonial burning of the Andorian flag on turn 450.  (Six turns away.  Roughly mid-
February.)  The contest will run for 10 turns.  On turn 461, 3 separate victors will
be announced.  Team with the most kills, warrior with the most kills, and alliance
with the most kills.  Prizes will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most
kills and to the manager of the warrior with the most kills.  The prizes will
probably be team roll-ups.  The number of roll-ups has yet to be determined.  The
contest is sponsored by Jhans' newest, (but by the time the contest starts) largest
alliance, the kLk (pronounced "klick"). -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PINOCHLE BLIND was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ARK was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
CLIFFORD was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
HOKUSA was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ALSO-RANS was slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GETTING OLD was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
REPLACED HIP was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AFTERSHOCK was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SOUTHERN BLONDE was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
BOW was viciously subdued by ONE MAN GANG in a action packed 2 minute Bloodfeud melee.
2ND PLACE won victory over WALT LO in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
CULINARY won victory over BABOON in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
YELLOW TEETH luckily beat PUD 100 in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge match.
DIABOLICAL overpowered PATRIOT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KENTUCKY MCFRIED was handily defeated by GATEWAY in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
L. FRANK BAUM slimly won victory over LADY ARIBETH in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
LENEXA overcame WILLY T MAC in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
CROCKPOT defeated CHEESE STEAK in a action packed 3 minute Challenge struggle.
LEANTO TAIL beat CARMELO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
TURQUOISE devastated THOP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
COSTA RICA was demolished by PUD #5A in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BIG RED viciously subdued RIBBED in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge competition.
HOWDY DOODY defeated CARMEN in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
AGNOSTIC demolished FROSTFLESH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
GAP was vanquished by MALACODA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
CLEAVER was defeated by STOMP THIS! in a popular 5 minute Challenge match.
PROTON AGONIZER was overpowered by MOLASSES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RUNNER UP was defeated by AREA RUG in a popular 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
BRAKE luckily beat PET PSYCHIC in a action packed 3 minute novice's Challenge melee.
NO was handily defeated by CYNTHIA COOPER in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge bout.
HOE was overcome by DOPPLER in a 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
ADENOID defeated UNHOLY GERBIL in a 5 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
CANNON FODDER handily defeated TASTE LIKE CHICKEN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
EGGSHELL murdered TEST3 in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
TONSILS luckily beat FAXED IN TURNS in a 3 minute brutal beginner's Challenge bout.
PAUL:  WALRUS was bested by MADDEN in a 1 minute novice vs. master Challenge duel.
CHINA PRINCESS was savagely defeated by SEX:  VIOLENT in a 1 minute struggle.
CROCODILE HUNTER demolished PERFECT BLUBBER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HAYSEED subdued CANDIDA in a popular 4 minute gruesome novice's Challenge duel.
RED EYE luckily beat THROW RUG in a 3 minute novice's Challenge competition.
CRACK IS CHEAP handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 7 minute one-sided duel.
COURTNEY BOURTNEY was demolished by ROBINTON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AX devastated FORMIDABLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRITICAL UPDATES lost to CARROTS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's conflict.
COLLEEN overpowered SKEWER in a 1 minute uneven Title competition.
WHIRLIGIG was handily defeated by DEIRDRE in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
GREASY NAPKINS demolished PUDGY PUSS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TOSSED overpowered TINY ARCHIBALD in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
KOOL AID was handily defeated by STURM PYRE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
WILLIE BROWN was overcome by GREY HAIR in a exciting 5 minute brutal bout.
ANCHOR overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
SPIKE handily defeated COCONUT MEAT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RUTH demolished BURIZA in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
LARG JOHN was overpowered by DEB STORM in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RAWLINGS luckily beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory contest.
LESSA was overpowered by HARV in a 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
FULL OF HOT AIR was savagely defeated by ACES & EIGHTS in a 3 minute bloody brawl.
VOCAL CORD devastated GARLIC BELCH in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
NITRO SCUMO dispatched KEEBLER ELF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
MISS SCARLET was handily defeated by LITTLE DAMAGE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FLUFFY BUNNY beat POINTER in a 2 minute brawl.
DEALIE BOPPER subdued NOSE PICKER in a 1 minute duel.
WEEDS vanquished 1,000 VOLT SUPRISE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AZTEC outlasted HARDCORE HANNA in a dull 8 minute fight.
INCOMPETANT viciously subdued MARTIN in a exciting 5 minute brutal match.
I.R.S. vanquished LAMEBRAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SPORTSCENTER vanquished SUPER 8 in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BULLDOG was beaten by BOY I'M COLD in a 2 minute match.
ME savagely defeated BIG HEAD in a 3 minute bloody veteran vs. novice fight.
CITRUCEL vanquished GORDO in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
RED CARD was luckily beaten by WOODEN INDIAN in a action packed 6 minute bloody match.
IS MY BUTT FAT? subdued LUNICIDE in a popular 6 minute fight.
GO unbelievably bested SOULTAKER'S HEAD in a exciting 5 minute melee.
BABY was handily defeated by ROOSTER CROW in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
AWE vanquished MIKE TYSON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIT BULL was overcome by RASPY F. NEWT in a 1 minute beginner's match.
LOSING TO SOULTAKER handily defeated STILL NOT TALKING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PERSIAN RUG bested POKEY in a exciting 4 minute amateur's match.
BASIL subdued MAN ONE in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
TEST overpowered TECHNOIDIOT in a 1 minute uneven match.
WILEY was demolished by A in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ROETHLE was murdered by RAMEN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MORETA vanquished GUY ONE in a 1 minute uneven match.
DAWN was overcome by PIPPY TROLLSTOCKINGS in a 2 minute match.
EL RAVAGER won victory over GUY TWO in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
JNSI demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MAN TWO overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAN ONE was overcome by ROBERTO CARLOS in a popular 3 minute novice's melee.
GUY FOUR was beaten by WALDER in a 2 minute novice's bout.
GUY ONE lost to ORANGE PARK in a 1 minute amateur's fight.
TED JOHNSON overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
I BURNN TOO vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MY RUNNABLE GUY butchered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE SPONGE handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MAKE ROLLS vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
I START FIRES vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  43         WALL OF STEEL     73 -  46 -  2      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     28         TOTAL PARRY      122 -  88 -  3      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 26         STRIKING ATTACK  148 - 129 - 12      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   19         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  15 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         LUNGING ATTACK   150 - 178 -  9      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         AIMED BLOW        45 -  64 -  3      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  17 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  68 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    39 -  83 -  4      32  |

Turn 111 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL     14 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK    20 - 23         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    8 - 10         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     3 - 12         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         7 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       14 - 14     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  COLLEEN 18383               7   1  0   90 SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 (2828)
LUNGING ATTACK   DIABOLICAL 19786            9   6  0   85 HELLBORN (3074)
TOTAL PARRY      CRACK IS CHEAP 18422       11   3  0   83 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)
WALL OF STEEL    L. FRANK BAUM 19586        10   2  0   81 OZ RETURNS (3036)
PARRY-LUNGE      ROBINTON 17100              6   2  0   77 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)
SLASHING ATTACK  TOSSED 13128                6   4  0   71 SALADS (1917)
AIMED BLOW       HARV 20046                  6   3  0   58 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)
BASHING ATTACK   KOOL AID 20148              6   5  0   44 LIQUIDS (3146)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DIABOLICAL 19786.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WILLIE BROWN 13201.  The ten other most popular fighters were LUNICIDE 
23248, POKEY 20377, PUD 100 22001, INCOMPETANT 3965, SOULTAKER'S HEAD 24226, CLEAVER 
23343, RED CARD 17107, ONE MAN GANG 24178, LADY ARIBETH 16533, and CHEESE STEAK 
20346.

The least popular fighter this week was AZTEC 23350.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WOODEN INDIAN 21704, HARDCORE HANNA 15237, CRACK IS CHEAP 18422, 
ADENOID 23357, GUY FOUR 18951, DAWN 22738, GUY ONE 18955, ROETHLE 24159, WILEY 24163, 
and TECHNOIDIOT 19803.