DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/07/2004    Duedate: 02/20/2004

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 114

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RABID DOG
NASTY PETS (185)
(82-1078) [8-5-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              HARRY SELDON
                               FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)
                               (82-18333) [7-2-1,70]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SPEED MERCHANT                 CHEESE STEAK
JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)            PHILLY (3184)
(82-15079) [16-16-5,89]        (82-20346) [5-6-0,57]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SORTA WHITE (3712)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OFF COLOUR (3312)             66 
2. POKER NIGHT (4020)            41 MOTHERGOOSEONHALDOL (1448)
3. FACE 2 FACE (4181)            39    Unchartered Team
4. BIG 10 (4021)                 37 
5. WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)       36    MORE SUCK! (3197)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*COLUMBIA FTF (3835)        4   0  0 100.   1/10*SORTA WHITE (3712)        5  1 0
 2- 1*FLATLANDERS VIII (3784)    4   0  0 100.   2/ 9 OFF COLOUR (3312)         5  2 0
 3- 4*SPECIAL ED VIII (3191)     3   0  0 100.   3- 1 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       4  0 0
 4/ 0*MORE SUCK! (3197)          3   0  0 100.   4/ 2*TWO WILL DO (3433)        4  1 0
 5/13*SAUNA TIME (3991)          2   0  0 100.   5/ 3 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  4  2 0
 6/14*OHIO EXPRESS (3993)        2   0  0 100.   6/44*MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   4  2 0
 7/ 0*WORK WITH THIS (4213)      2   0  0 100.   7/ 4*RED LIGHT (3427)          4  3 0
 8- 9*LUROCIANS XXXVI (3448)     2   0  0 100.   8/48*FAULTS (3430)             3  0 0
 9/ 0*LOST IN SPACE (3794)       2   0  0 100.   9/ 8 HELLBORN (3074)           3  0 0
10-10*DUMB PUDS (4011)           1   0  1 100.  10/46 OLD BUDS (3311)           3  2 0
11/ 0*NUTS (4226)                1   0  0 100.  47/147*GIMME A BREAK (3720)      3  4 0
12/ 0*NOSEY (4239)               1   0  0 100.  12/57*OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       2  0 0
13/ 0*FACE 2 FACE (4181)         1   0  0 100.  13/56*SAUNA TIME (3991)         2  0 0
14/ 0*ONE OF MANY (4203)         1   0  0 100.  14/ 0*WORK WITH THIS (4213)     2  0 0
15/ 0*CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)      1   0  0 100.  15-16*SAY WHAT?!?? (3265)       2  0 0
16/ 0*DREAM ON (4221)            1   0  0 100.  16-19*FLATLANDERS VIII (3784)   2  0 0
17-20*PHILLY FTF (3634)          1   0  0 100.  17/ 0*LOST IN SPACE (3794)      2  0 0
18-22*DISORDER (3953)            1   0  0 100.  18- 6*COLUMBIA FTF (3835)       2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*UGLIES (3304)              1   0  0 100.  19/77 LOCAL BEER (2467)         2  0 0
20-18*SHORT ON NAMES (3189)      1   0  0 100.  20-20*THE HELL PATROL (2536)    2  0 0
21/ 0*SCUM DADDY (3459)          1   0  0 100.  21/91 HYBRIDS V (2661)          2  0 0
22-19*J.C. SUPERSTAR (3499)      1   0  0 100.  07/107 NASTY PETS (185)          2  0 0
23/ 0*ELVEN LORDS (3973)         1   0  0 100.  23/13 VILLAINS (2836)           2  1 1
24/ 0*FARM ANIMALS (3791)        1   0  0 100.  24-47*GOOD DOGGY (3428)         2  1 0
25/ 0*SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)       1   0  0 100.  25/11 THE A TEAM (3429)         2  1 0
26-15*DARK FOUNDATION (3869)     1   0  0 100.  15/115*PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       2  1 0
27-16*COME AGAIN? (3897)         1   0  0 100.  19/119*PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       2  1 0
28/ 0*SCREAMING BROOD (3940)     1   0  0 100.  31/131 FLAT BROKE (2832)         2  1 0
29/ 0*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)      1   0  0 100.  29/35 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 2  1 0
30-25*HUNDRED-ACRE WOOD (2898)   1   0  0 100.  34/134*MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   2  1 0
31/ 0*LOST SOULS 23 (1641)       1   0  0 100.  31/26*ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    2  1 0
32-28*DOA PETS (1055)            1   0  0 100.  37/137 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      2  1 0
33-29*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2828)  8   1  0 88.9  33/29 LUNCHABLES (840)          2  1 0
34-30*BOOT LEATHER (2837)        7   1  0 87.5  41/141 MOTHERGOOSEONHALDO (1448) 2  1 0
35/35*MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)    5   1  0 83.3  50/150 THE WRETCHED (3963)       2  2 0
36/32 MOTHERGOOSEONHALDO (1448) 43   9  0 82.7  36/12*DUMMIES (3431)            2  2 0
37-36*MORE NEW TEAMS 15 (3098)   4   1  0 80.0  37/39 SLOW DOWN (3435)          2  2 0
38-33*WHAT NOT TO DO (2780)      4   1  0 80.0  38- 5*RUGS (3860)               2  2 0
39-34*MORE NEW TEAMS 3 (3085)    4   1  0 80.0  39/ 0*POKER NIGHT (4020)        2  3 0
40/ 0*FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)     7   2  1 77.8  40/ 0*BIG 10 (4021)             2  3 0
41-37*DINO DUDES II (1263)       7   2  0 77.8  41/ 0*DRINKS (4022)             2  3 0
42/31 FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      10   3  1 76.9  42/ 0 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     2  3 0
43/39 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 13   4  0 76.5  43/45 VERMIN!! (334)            2  3 0
44-40*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)    3   1  0 75.0  44/38 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     2  3 0
45-42*FINADHA (3785)             3   1  0 75.0  45/40*NEEDLESS (3723)           2  4 0
46-43*SAY WHAT?!?? (3265)        3   1  0 75.0  46/146*MORE NEW TEAMS 14 (3097)  2  4 0
47-44*SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599)  3   1  0 75.0  47-50*DUMB PUDS (4011)          1  0 1
48/46 OFF COLOUR (3312)         17   6  0 73.9  48/ 0*NUTS (4226)               1  0 0
49/52 HELLBORN (3074)           23   9  1 71.9  49/ 0*NOSEY (4239)              1  0 0
50/ 0 RESCUE ME (2667)          10   4  2 71.4  50/ 0*FACE 2 FACE (4181)        1  0 0
51-48*C. U. LATER (2674)         5   2  0 71.4  51/ 0*ONE OF MANY (4203)        1  0 0
52-50*HEAD AND NECK ORCS (2228)  5   2  0 71.4  52/ 0*CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)     1  0 0
53-53 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 12   5  0 70.6  53/ 0*DREAM ON (4221)           1  0 0
54-54 SUPERIOR FORCES 12 (2131) 21   9  0 70.0  54/ 0*SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    1  0 0
55-55*SHADOW FORGE (2622)        7   3  2 70.0  55- 7*SPECIAL ED VIII (3191)    1  0 0
56/58 LOCAL BEER (2467)          9   4  1 69.2  56-72*DARK FOUNDATION (3869)    1  0 0
57-56 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       21  10  0 67.7  57-34*THE C TEAM (3190)         1  0 0
58/69 FLAT BROKE (2832)         14   7  0 66.7  58-73*COME AGAIN? (3897)        1  0 0
59/ 0 SANDY TOO (2874)           8   4  1 66.7  59/ 0*SCUM DADDY (3459)         1  0 0
60/45*ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)     8   4  1 66.7  14-114*ALABASTER REIGN (3773)    1  0 0
61/74*GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)       6   3  1 66.7  61-61*DISORDER (3953)           1  0 0
62-59*DARK TOADS 03T (3276)      6   3  0 66.7  62/ 0*SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)      1  0 0
63-61*BARNYARD FOLLY (3458)      4   2  1 66.7  63-70*SHORT ON NAMES (3189)     1  0 0
64/ 0*NO POTENTIAL (3637)        4   2  1 66.7  64/ 0*HER ALTEREGO (3659)       1  0 0
65-62*ANIMAL PLANET (3858)       4   2  0 66.7  65/ 0*REALLY BIG WORDS (3694)   1  0 0
66/ 0*EXCITEMENT (1063)          4   2  0 66.7  66/ 0*UGLIES (3304)             1  0 0
67-63*ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)     2   1  1 66.7  67-60*LUROCIANS XXXVI (3448)    1  0 0
68-65*THE C TEAM (3190)          2   1  0 66.7  68-33*THE TRUTH (3774)          1  0 0
69-64*EAR A LA CARTE (3859)      2   1  0 66.7  16-116*WAPPIOPS OF GOP (3777)    1  0 0
22/122*PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)        2   1  0 66.7  17-117*THEM PEOPLE... (3779)     1  0 0
24/124*PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)        2   1  0 66.7  18-118*THE TEXTURES (3780)       1  0 0
72-66*THINGS THAT SUCK 1 (3253)  2   1  0 66.7  72-67*PHILLY FTF (3634)         1  0 0
73/ 0*WORDSMITH (3037)           2   1  0 66.7  73/ 0*FARM ANIMALS (3791)       1  0 0
74/ 0*LOST SOULS 21 (1639)       2   1  0 66.7  23-123*KNOT ME (3793)            1  0 0
27/127*SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)    2   1  0 66.7  75-14*THINGS THAT SUCK 1 (3253) 1  0 0
76-70 WOMEN OF TIRA VIRT (1949)  9   5  2 64.3  24-124*ANNOYING THINGS II (3834) 1  0 0
77-71 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (1726)  9   5  0 64.3  77-63*J.C. SUPERSTAR (3499)     1  0 0
78/78 HYBRIDS V (2661)          10   6  0 62.5  12-112*EAR A LA CARTE (3859)     1  0 0
79/ 0*REALLY BIG WORDS (3694)    5   3  1 62.5  79-17*DARK TOADS 03T (3276)     1  0 0
80/49*COLOUR CRAYON (3040)       5   3  0 62.5  80/ 0*MORE SUCK! (3197)         1  0 0
81-75*INQUISITION XXXI (2689)    5   3  0 62.5  81-59 SHAVE MY POODLE (3255)    1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/85 NASTY PETS (185)           8   5  0 61.5  82/ 0*ELVEN LORDS (3973)        1  0 0
83-76*THE HELL PATROL (2536)    14   9  1 60.9  83/ 0*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     1  0 0
84/57 OZ RETURNS (3036)         12   8  0 60.0  84/ 0*FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    1  0 0
85/41*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)     3   2  0 60.0  85-23*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2828) 1  0 0
86/ 0*I TRAINED THEM ALS (2284)  3   2  0 60.0  86/ 0 REDUX! (2421)             1  0 0
87/ 0*LOST SOULS 12 (1630)       3   2  0 60.0  87-89*SHADOW FORGE (2622)       1  0 0
88/81*RED LIGHT (3427)          16  11  0 59.3  88-74 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     1  0 0
89/96 PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)       7   5  1 58.3  28-128*STOLE MY TC (2893)        1  0 0
90/73 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)      7   5  1 58.3  90-81*HUNDRED-ACRE WOOD (2898)  1  0 0
91-84 LUROCIANS XVII (2294)      7   5  0 58.3  91/ 0 RESCUE ME (2667)          1  0 0
92-83 TOADS OF AMBER 2 (2276)    7   5  0 58.3  92-83*COPY CAT (3008)           1  0 0
93/ 0 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK (1164) 36  26  1 58.1  93/ 0*WORDSMITH (3037)          1  0 0
94/87 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   66  49  0 57.4  94-85 MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)   1  0 0
95/82*TWO WILL DO (3433)         8   6  0 57.1  95-21*C. U. LATER (2674)        1  0 0
96/ 0 DEATH STALKERS (2995)    249 187 18 57.1  96-78*WHAT NOT TO DO (2780)     1  0 0
97-88 LUROCIANS IX (932)        17  13  2 56.7  27-127 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415) 1  0 0
98-94 RESSURRECTION (2508)      12  10  1 54.5  00-100 LUROCIANS XVII (2294)     1  0 0
99-97 SALADS (1917)              6   5  0 54.5  99-94*SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599) 1  0 0
07/107 THE A TEAM (3429)         13  11  0 54.2  00/ 0*LOST SOULS 12 (1630)      1  0 0
00-100*RUGS (3860)                7   6  0 53.8  01/ 0*LOST SOULS 23 (1641)      1  0 0
02-102 LA STARS II (3783)       115 101  8 53.2  02-96 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (1726) 1  0 0
44/144*SORTA WHITE (3712)         9   8  1 52.9  03/ 0*LOST SOULS SIX (1986)     1  0 0
04/90 RIVALS (3039)              9   8  0 52.9  04-98 SUPERIOR FORCES 12 (2131) 1  0 0
05/ 0 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     29  26  0 52.7  05-28*HEAD AND NECK ORCS (2228) 1  0 0
32/132 SLOW DOWN (3435)          10   9  0 52.6  06-27 TOADS OF AMBER 2 (2276)   1  0 0
07/91*LONG GONE (3721)          10   9  0 52.6  07/ 0 SUNNYDALE (1485)          1  0 0
08/92 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   10   9  0 52.6  02-102 LUROCIANS IX (932)        1  0 0
04-104 LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      11  10  0 52.4  03-103*DOA PETS (1055)           1  0 0
05-105 INFERNO (1102)            11  10  0 52.4  10/ 0*EXCITEMENT (1063)         1  0 0
06-106 ON A WHIM (301)          100  92  3 52.1  40-140 THE POINT GUARDS (1183)   1  0 0
12/ 0 SUNNYDALE (1485)         106 101  1 51.2  04-104*DINO DUDES II (1263)      1  0 0
08-108 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)      8   8  0 50.0  08-108 FIANADHA (457)            1  0 0
01/101 CLINTONITES (3151)         8   8  0 50.0  14/51*SMITHVILLE (3314)         1  1 1
15/ 0 REDUX! (2421)              8   8  0 50.0  01/201*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     1  1 1
16/95 SMARTER THAN (2167)        6   6  2 50.0  16/53 SMARTER THAN (2167)       1  1 1
11/111*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)      6   6  0 50.0  17/54*BOXES (93)                1  1 1
54/154*MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)    6   6  0 50.0  18/55*SPICE RACK (3989)         1  1 0
12-112 RAPTURE (823)              5   5  0 50.0  19/ 0*MORE IN 82 (4196)         1  1 0
46/146*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657)  4   4  0 50.0  20/58*ARGUS V (3291)            1  1 0
14-114*FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890)  3   3  0 50.0  21-31*BARNYARD FOLLY (3458)     1  1 0
22/80*ONE CHANCE (178)           3   3  0 50.0  79/179 PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)      1  1 0
15-115*THE TEXTURES (3780)        2   2  0 50.0  21-121*FINADHA (3785)            1  1 0
18-118*ALABASTER REIGN (3773)     2   2  0 50.0  22-122*DEEP FOREST (3788)        1  1 0
16-116*WAPPIOPS OF GOP (3777)     2   2  0 50.0  25-125*FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     1  1 0
17-117*ANNOYING THINGS II (3834)  2   2  0 50.0  26/ 0*NO POTENTIAL (3637)       1  1 0
27/ 0*WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)     2   2  0 50.0  58/158*CROSS BREED! (3837)       1  1 0
20-120*R IS FOR... (3758)         1   1  1 50.0  13-113*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   1  1 0
20/220*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)      1   1  1 50.0  29-41*ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      1  1 0
30/12*SPICE RACK (3989)          1   1  0 50.0  30/18*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    1  1 0
31/ 0*MORE IN 82 (4196)          1   1  0 50.0  84/184*DARK PASSAGE (3870)       1  1 0
32/17*ARGUS V (3291)             1   1  0 50.0  32/ 0*FACED OUT (3974)          1  1 0
33/ 0*FACED OUT (3974)           1   1  0 50.0  33/ 0 DEATH STALKERS (2995)     1  1 0
26-126*LUROCIAN XXXVII (3450)     1   1  0 50.0  90/190*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657) 1  1 0
35/ 0*HER ALTEREGO (3659)        1   1  0 50.0  35-36*BOOT LEATHER (2837)       1  1 0
23-123*DINO DUDES 2 (3853)        1   1  0 50.0  36/24 RIVALS (3039)             1  1 0
15/215*DARK PASSAGE (3870)        1   1  0 50.0  37/25*COLOUR CRAYON (3040)      1  1 0
28-128 FROM THE FACE (3917)      25  26  3 49.0  29-129*WOLF PACK (2512)          1  1 0
29-129 FIANADHA (457)            49  52  3 48.5  33-133*MORE NEW TEAMS 3 (3085)   1  1 0
30-130 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     13  14  0 48.1  40/22*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     1  1 0
34/134*DUMMIES (3431)            11  12  0 47.8  94/194*GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)      1  1 0
37/137 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      10  11  0 47.6  48-148*1 TEAM (2922)             1  1 0
31/131 LUNCHABLES (840)          41  47  1 46.6  43/92 CLINTONITES (3151)        1  1 0
10/110 VILLAINS (2836)            5   6  1 45.5  35-135*MORE NEW TEAMS 15 (3098)  1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
36-136 SHAVE MY POODLE (3255)    83 100  0 45.4  45/93*CYBERTEASE (1851)         1  1 0
39-139*GOOD DOGGY (3428)          8  10  0 44.4  42-142 LOOSE FINGERS (46)        1  1 0
33/133 COMPANY MAN (3038)         8  10  0 44.4  17/217*ON A ROLL (169)           1  1 0
38/138 VERMIN!! (334)           142 178  6 44.4  19/219*SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)   1  1 0
42-142 THE POINT GUARDS (1183)    7   9  0 43.7  49/30 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     1  2 1
53/153*ON A ROLL (169)            7   9  0 43.7  50/ 0*BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 1  2 0
47-147*STOLE MY TC (2893)         3   4  0 42.9  51/32*LONG GONE (3721)          1  2 0
45-145*COPY CAT (3008)            3   4  0 42.9  52/37 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   1  2 0
53/ 0*LOST SOULS SIX (1986)      3   4  0 42.9  56/156 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   1  2 0
50/150 OLD BUDS (3311)            8  11  2 42.1  49-149 ON A WHIM (301)           1  2 0
48-148 MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)    5   7  0 41.7  45/145*GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     1  3 0
51/151 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  25  37  1 40.3  56/43 OZ RETURNS (3036)         1  3 0
49/149 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    12  18  1 40.0  57/ 0*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   1  3 0
61/161*GIMME A BREAK (3720)       8  12  0 40.0  53/153 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       1  4 0
65/165*NEEDLESS (3723)            6   9  0 40.0  59/49*LOSERS (3717)             0  7 0
59/159*MORE NEW TEAMS 14 (3097)   6   9  0 40.0  51-151*IMMORTALS VII (3887)      0  5 0
52-152 ROOKIE ARMADA (64)         6   9  0 40.0  52-152*MAYHEM (2896)             0  4 0
40/140 LIFESPAN (165)             4   6  0 40.0  62/ 0*PETS FOREVER (3310)       0  3 0
63/ 0*POKER NIGHT (4020)         2   3  0 40.0  54/154 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       0  3 0
64/ 0*BIG 10 (4021)              2   3  0 40.0  44/144 COMPANY MAN (3038)        0  3 0
65/ 0*DRINKS (4022)              2   3  0 40.0  55/155 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    0  3 0
66/ 0*LOST SOULS 19 (1637)       2   3  0 40.0  71/171*SOFT DRINKS (3988)        0  2 0
19/119*CYBERTEASE (1851)          2   3  0 40.0  59-159*FLATLANDERS IX (3786)     0  2 0
68/ 0 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      12  19  0 38.7  57-157*LOST BOYS (3800)          0  2 0
60/160 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       70 112 15 38.5  80/180 FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      0  2 0
58-158 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415)  5   8  0 38.5  87/187*TIME HUNTERS (3961)       0  2 0
62-162*WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)     3   5  1 37.5  60/160 PLACES RATED (3316)       0  2 0
63-163*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919)  3   5  0 37.5  68/168 MILFORDITES (3152)        0  2 0
64-164*LOST BOYS (3800)          11  19  2 36.7  14/214*BLOODRIDERS (136)         0  2 0
74/ 0*PHRASES (3423)             4   7  0 36.4  16/216 LIFESPAN (165)            0  2 0
66-166 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)   13  23  1 36.1  18/218*ONE CHANCE (178)          0  2 0
67/167 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    100 180  4 35.7  76/ 0*SHIPWRECKED (4016)        0  1 0
57/157 PHILLY (3184)              5   9  0 35.7  77/ 0*VERY POOR (4198)          0  1 0
69/169*GARDEN VARIETY (3722)      5   9  0 35.7  78/ 0*WINDOWS CAN SUCK I (4206) 0  1 0
70-170*WOLF PACK (2512)           3   6  1 33.3  79/ 0*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      0  1 0
71-171*KNOT ME (3793)             3   6  0 33.3  80/ 0*FLOPS (4220)              0  1 0
55/155*BOXES (93)                 2   4  1 33.3  81/ 0*SO BAD (4202)             0  1 0
72-172*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)   2   4  0 33.3  82/ 0*ADVERBS II (4224)         0  1 0
83/ 0*LOST SOULS 22 (1640)       2   4  0 33.3  83/ 0*PLAYA HATTAS (4017)       0  1 0
84/ 0*BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018)  1   2  0 33.3  84/ 0*EMCEE (3713)              0  1 0
74-174*4 TEAM (2925)              1   2  0 33.3  26-126*ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)    0  1 0
81/181*FAULTS (3430)              5  11  1 31.2  77-177*DINO DUDES 2 (3853)       0  1 0
75-175 THE MUSIC MAN (1256)       4   9  0 30.8  62-162*THAT'S CLASSIFIED (3192)  0  1 0
78/178 THE WRETCHED (3963)       21  48  3 30.4  88/ 0*THE EDGE OF DAWN (3415)   0  1 0
79-179*THE TRUTH (3774)           2   5  0 28.6  11-111*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  0  1 0
90/ 0*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)    2   5  0 28.6  83-183*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699) 0  1 0
80-180 ENIGMA 16 (2340)           7  18  1 28.0  82/182 PHILLY (3184)             0  1 0
76/176 MILFORDITES (3152)         3   8  0 27.3  20-120 LA STARS II (3783)        0  1 0
83-183 LOOSE FINGERS (46)         3   9  0 25.0  86-186*OOH HAA HAA (3893)        0  1 0
84-184*FALLEN MASTERS (3500)      2   6  0 25.0  61-161*SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)     0  1 0
85-185*INQUISITION XXXIII (2687)  2   6  0 25.0  85-185*CARL SQUARED (3725)       0  1 0
86-186*EVIL 2 (161)               2   6  0 25.0  96/ 0*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     0  1 0
89-189*THEM PEOPLE... (3779)      1   3  0 25.0  74-174*LUROCIAN XXXVII (3450)    0  1 0
90-190*FLATLANDERS IX (3786)      1   3  0 25.0  98/ 0*PHRASES (3423)            0  1 0
91-191*DEEP FOREST (3788)         1   3  0 25.0  99/ 0*INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)  0  1 0
07/207*CROSS BREED! (3837)        1   3  0 25.0  09-109*R IS FOR... (3758)        0  1 0
92-192*ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)      1   3  0 25.0  75-175*THE DARK TEMPLE II (3787) 0  1 0
94/194 PLACES RATED (3316)        4  14  0 22.2  02/ 0*Q IS GOOD (3964)          0  1 0
95/195*LOSERS (3717)              4  15  0 21.1  03/ 0*SHIRTS (3966)             0  1 0
96/196*SMITHVILLE (3314)          2   8  1 20.0  04/ 0*SIZE ISSUES (3844)        0  1 0
97/197 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)        2   8  0 20.0  05/ 0*OCT 2002 (2543)           0  1 0
98-198*1 TEAM (2922)              1   4  0 20.0  02-202*FORGOTTEN HEROES (2897)   0  1 0
99-199*HORRIBLE PEOPLE (2143)     1   4  0 20.0  07-42 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
08/ 0*I TRAINED THEM 3 (1733)    1   4  0 20.0  89-189*INQUISITION XXXIII (2687) 0  1 0
00-200*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699)  1   5  0 16.7  66-166*ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)     0  1 0
10/ 0*PETS FOREVER (3310)        0   8  0  0.0  63-163*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919) 0  1 0
02-202*IMMORTALS VII (3887)       0   5  0  0.0  93-193*INQUISITION XXXI (2689)   0  1 0
06/206*BLOODRIDERS (136)          0   5  0  0.0  43-143*4 TEAM (2925)             0  1 0
03-203*SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)      0   4  0  0.0  13/ 0*WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)    0  1 0
04-204*MAYHEM (2896)              0   4  0  0.0  92-192 RESSURRECTION (2508)      0  1 0
13/213*SOFT DRINKS (3988)         0   2  0  0.0  15/ 0 SANDY TOO (2874)          0  1 0
08-208*THAT'S CLASSIFIED (3192)   0   2  0  0.0  67-167*FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890) 0  1 0
10-210*THE DARK TEMPLE II (3787)  0   2  0  0.0  00-200*WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)    0  1 0
19/219*TIME HUNTERS (3961)        0   2  0  0.0  98-198*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131) 0  1 0
12-212*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131)  0   2  0  0.0  65-165 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 0  1 0
20/ 0*SHIPWRECKED (4016)         0   1  0  0.0  36-136 SALADS (1917)             0  1 0
21/ 0*VERY POOR (4198)           0   1  0  0.0  10-110 ENIGMA 16 (2340)          0  1 0
22/ 0*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)       0   1  0  0.0  22/ 0*LOST SOULS 16 (1634)      0  1 0
23/ 0*SO BAD (4202)              0   1  0  0.0  23/ 0*LOST SOULS 19 (1637)      0  1 0
24/ 0*PLAYA HATTAS (4017)        0   1  0  0.0  24/ 0*LOST SOULS 21 (1639)      0  1 0
25/ 0*WINDOWS CAN SUCK I (4206)  0   1  0  0.0  25/ 0*LOST SOULS 22 (1640)      0  1 0
26/ 0*FLOPS (4220)               0   1  0  0.0  04-204 LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      0  1 0
27/ 0*ADVERBS II (4224)          0   1  0  0.0  27/ 0*I TRAINED THEM 2 (1732)   0  1 0
28/ 0*SIZE ISSUES (3844)         0   1  0  0.0  28/ 0*I TRAINED THEM 3 (1733)   0  1 0
18-218*OOH HAA HAA (3893)         0   1  0  0.0  08-208 WOMEN OF TIRA VIRT (1949) 0  1 0
30/ 0*THE EDGE OF DAWN (3415)    0   1  0  0.0  03-203*HORRIBLE PEOPLE (2143)    0  1 0
31/ 0*EMCEE (3713)               0   1  0  0.0  31/ 0*I TRAINED THEM ALS (2284) 0  1 0
32/ 0*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)      0   1  0  0.0  69-169 RAPTURE (823)             0  1 0
33/ 0*SHIRTS (3966)              0   1  0  0.0  11-211 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1534)   0  1 0
34/ 0*INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)   0   1  0  0.0  34/ 0 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      0  1 0
14-214*CARL SQUARED (3725)        0   1  0  0.0  35/ 0*WASTE OF TIME 2 (1065)    0  1 0
36/ 0*Q IS GOOD (3964)           0   1  0  0.0  39-139 INFERNO (1102)            0  1 0
21-221*FORGOTTEN HEROES (2897)    0   1  0  0.0  37/ 0 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK (1164) 0  1 0
38/ 0*OCT 2002 (2543)            0   1  0  0.0  70-170 THE MUSIC MAN (1256)      0  1 0
39/ 0*I TRAINED THEM 2 (1732)    0   1  0  0.0  13-213 ROOKIE ARMADA (64)        0  1 0
40/ 0*LOST SOULS 16 (1634)       0   1  0  0.0  15-215*EVIL 2 (161)              0  1 0
41/ 0*WASTE OF TIME 2 (1065)     0   1  0  0.0  33-333 FROM THE FACE (3917)      0  0 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out DWES EG to see 
what's new.  Like, ULTRAPALOOZA had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 
spot by SORTA WHITE!  Way to go SORTA WHITE!  I couldn't believe it.  Did MORE NEW 
TEAMS 6 really go up by 38?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  FAULTS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 8th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did OLD BUDS really go up by 36?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  GIMME A BREAK had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-2-0 and wound up as 11th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did OHIO EXPRESS really go up by 45?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SAUNA TIME had like a really albendranius week! 
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 13th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did LOCAL 
BEER really go up by 58?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  HYBRIDS V had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 21st team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did NASTY PETS really go up by 85?  
If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just how far 
can one team drop in one round?  THE A TEAM dropped 14, which I think's more than all 
the other teams combined!  PUDS AGAIN 6 had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 26th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did PUDS AGAIN 
8 really go up by 92?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross! 
FLAT BROKE had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up 
as 28th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did MORE NEW TEAMS 4 really go up by 104?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  BLACK PRIMERS had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 32nd team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did MOTHERGOOSEONHALDOL really go up by 107?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  THE WRETCHED had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 35th team!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in DUMMIES again!  Didja see where they got 1-0-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did MORE NEW TEAMS 14 
really go up by 100?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--SMITHVILLE got 0-1-0 and dropped 63.  
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  TRIBAL COUNCIL had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-1 and wound up as 115th team!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  SMARTER THAN dropped 63, which I think's 
more than all the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in 
BOXES again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  
Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--SPICE RACK got 0-1-0 and dropped 63.  
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in 
one round?  ARGUS V dropped 62, which I think's more than all the other teams 
combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did PLAYOFFS 2002 really go up by 57?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  CROSS BREED! had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 127th team!  See 
if I even talk to any of those losers in ALL YOU ZOMBIES again!  Didja see where they 
got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did DARK 
PASSAGE really go up by 53?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  STREET PIZZAD XI II had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
1-0-0 and wound up as 134th team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--RIVALS got 0-1-0 and dropped 112.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  
Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  COLOUR CRAYON dropped 112, 
which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of 
those losers in OFFENDED SANDY again!  Didja see where they got 1-1-0?  Somebody 
musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did GOTTA RUN HIM really go up by 
53?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about 
a real loser?  Listen to this--CLINTONITES got 0-1-0 and dropped 51.  Didn't see much 
of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  
CYBERTEASE dropped 52, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  ON A 
ROLL had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
147th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SPIDERS FROM MARS really go up by 71?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to 
any of those losers in 4-LETTER NAMES again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--LONG GONE got 0-1-0 and dropped 119.  Didn't see much of them after the fights! 
See if I even talk to any of those losers in MORE NEW TEAMS 1 again!  Didja see where 
they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Really, just how far can one 
team drop in one round?  OZ RETURNS dropped 113, which I think's more than all the 
other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in LOSERS again!  
Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about 
a real loser?  Listen to this--COMPANY MAN got 0-1-0 and dropped 20.  Didn't see much 
of them after the fights!  FOOT SOLDIERS had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 169th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did TIME 
HUNTERS really go up by 17?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  PLACES RATED dropped 
11, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  BLOODRIDERS had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 173rd team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did LIFESPAN really go up by 42?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ONE CHANCE had like a really albendranius week! 
Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 175th team!  One team deserves special 
mention 'cause they moved up 7 after going 4-1-0.  Keep it up, OFF COLOUR!  MVP award 
for BIG TIPPER?  FACE 2 FACE's proud of him after beating HUGE BOX and getting 39 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  SUAVE's match with FLUFFY BUNNY cost him a 
loss of 18 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One!  
WHIRLIGIG knows this.  He was TV challenged by the Duelmaster.  Don't you think the 
Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think RABID DOG should let WHIRLIGIG be Duelmaster for 
a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to 
his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of MORE NEW TEAMS 1 must be getting lonely.  They were 
the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there some deep 
dark secret why COLOUR CRAYON's been avoiding MORE NEW TEAMS 1 so much?  Or is it 
just that they're too scared?  Like, is ZIGGY STARDUST popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of DWES EG!  He's got a 2-1-0, is that good?  See if I 
ever talk to DIABOLICAL again!  PATRIOT was so low when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  Is 
this how HELLBORN advances, by having their members (DIABOLICAL) fight people that 
are really below them (PATRIOT)?  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you think L. 
FRANK BAUM feels about being challenged by STRAFE, 25 points above him?  STRAFE beat 
L. FRANK BAUM.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not surprised STRAFE would do 
such a scummy thing, either.  People were asking me did OFRIA REALLY challenge CRACK 
IS CHEAP?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but CRACK IS CHEAP wants me to write about it since 
it beat OFRIA.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (SPEED MERCHANT vs. HARV, that 
is.) What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's 
what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RABID DOG 1078                8   5    125         NASTY PETS (185)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANIS LUPUS 19333            10   2  1 125         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     
 SOPHIE VENOM 25316           11   2    117         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
 STRAFE 11158                 10  11    116         BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      
-COLLEEN 18383                 8   1    102         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2828)
-INFERNAL 19787               12   3  1 101         HELLBORN (3074)           
 DIABOLICAL 19786             11   6     96         HELLBORN (3074)           
 THE THING 25309              11   4     95         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
-DEIRDRE 15176                 7   5     94         TOADS OF AMBER 2 (2276)   
-CRITICAL UPDATES 24025        2   2     91         ANNOYING THINGS II (3834) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TV EATS MY LIFE 17438        10   4  2  90         RESCUE ME (2667)          
 SPEED MERCHANT 15079         16  16  5  89         JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       
 SUPER BUM 18411              14   7     89         FLAT BROKE (2832)         
-BATISTA 19767                 8   2     88         ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       
 WHIRLIGIG 18872              11   8     86         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
 CRACK IS CHEAP 18422         13   4     84         NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 
 L. FRANK BAUM 19586          11   4     82         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
 YUENGLING 16265               9   4  1  81         LOCAL BEER (2467)         
-FIREBRAND 18871               7   1  2  80         SHADOW FORGE (2622)       
-FROSTBURN 11868               9   5     79         SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (1726) 
-HEDKURK BUTBLSTR 8649         7   2     79         DINO DUDES II (1263)      
 GENERAL BIG TOE 22926        10   3  1  78         FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      
-VOCAL CORD 14888              5   2     78         HEAD AND NECK ORCS (2228) 
 GREY HAIR 21083              10   1     77         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 RABIES 19328                 12   9     74         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     
 PATRIOT 11164                12  18  1  73         BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    
 ORAL B 10020                  8   1     72         SUNNYDALE (1485)          
-DODGE BALL 14348              9   5     71         SUPERIOR FORCES 120 (2131)
-NEUTRINO 2393                12  18     70         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 GRIM REAVER 16024             8   4     70         REDUX! (2421)             
 HARRY SELDON 18333            7   2  1  70         FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    
-SAAVEDRA 13326                8   4  2  68         WOMEN OF TIRA VIRTE (1949)
 PSYCHO BITCH 18670            8   4  1  68         SANDY TOO (2874)          
 SIN-EATER 24827               7   9  2  68         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
 DARN SMART 16256              6   3  1  68         GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMELLY TOES 17409            10   6     67         HYBRIDS V (2661)          
 FUNKY BUTT MOVIE 11539        6   6     67         LUNCHABLES (840)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SKEWER 2032                   9   8     66         ON A WHIM (301)           
 CROCKPOT 19603                9   5     66         RIVALS (3039)             
 OFRIA 20174                   8   4     66         CLINTONITES (3151)        
-ROBINTON 17100                6   3     66         I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     
 ST LOUIS RAMS 20789           7   5  1  65         PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)      
-LADY ARIBETH 16533           10   4     64         SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2509)
-TINY ARCHIBALD 8174           6   8     64         THE POINT GUARDS (1183)   
-RUTH 20887                    6   3     64         DARK TOADS 03T (3276)     
 HARV 20046                    7   5  1  60         4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     
-TOSSED 13128                  6   5     60         SALADS (1917)             
-BLACK THUNDER 16688           5   2     60         THE HELL PATROL (2536)    
 FLUFFY BUNNY 18105            4   2     59         OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     
-WILLY T MAC 5925              5   5     58         RAPTURE (823)             
-ROXY 6622                     6   4     57         LUROCIANS IX (932)        
 COURTNEY BOURTNEY 14038       6   6     57         MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   
 CHEESE STEAK 20346            5   6     57         PHILLY (3184)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANCHOR 21694                  6   0     56         THE A TEAM (3429)         
 GERBIL RAMPAGE 6071           7   8     55         DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      
-HOWDY DOODY 21703             6   0     55         DUMMIES (3431)            
 RAWLINGS 19597                8   5     53         COMPANY MAN (3038)        
-LARG JOHN 8616                4   9     53         THE MUSIC MAN (1256)      
 BIG RED 21684                 7   2     52         RED LIGHT (3427)          
-DARK REAVER 19428             3   2     52         COPY CAT (3008)           
-CULINARY 17479                5   2     51         C. U. LATER (2674)        
-HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584     8   8     50         LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     
 ODDJOB 18436                  5   6  1  50         VILLAINS (2836)           
-ACES & EIGHTS 18441           7   1     49         BOOT LEATHER (2837)       
 BIG BANG 18009                7  11  2  48         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 PUDGY PUSS 2320               7  16  1  48         VERMIN!! (334)            
 MOLASSES 21722                6   5     48         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
-MIGRAINE 15930                5   7     47         MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)   
 TOURNAMENT CHAMPION 7447      4   2     47         EXCITEMENT (1063)         
-BARON 16548                   3   6  1  47         WOLF PACK (2512)          
 PUD #5A 20722                 7   7     44         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
 TURQUOISE 19608               5   3     44         COLOUR CRAYON (3040)      
 ZIGGY STARDUST 1100           2   1     44         SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)   
 GAP 23344                     4   1     43         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      
-SINEAD 3343                   3   4     43         FIANADHA (457)            
 ATLANTIS 23349                4   2     42         LONG GONE (3721)          
 SUAVE 14546                   6   6  2  40         SMARTER THAN (2167)       
 DEALIE BOPPER 18881           6  10     40         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
-HEDWIG 11622                  5   5     40         LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      
 COSTA RICA 21101              4   8     40         PLACES RATED (3316)       
-CROCODILE HUNTER 24218        3   0     40         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-BURIZA 15993                  5   8     39         SUPERIOR FORCES 620 (2415)
 YELLOW TEETH 21080            5   2     39         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 IRAQ 20420                    3   0     39         MORE SUCK! (3197)         
 BIG TIPPER 25968              1   0     39         FACE 2 FACE (4181)        
-SIR BOYD 16531                5   8  1  38         RESSURRECTION (2508)      
 ALIEN 2397                    5  15     38         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
-HAND OF DOOM 19764            6   5     37         ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       
 COCONUT MEAT 23302            5   3     37         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
 FEYD-RAUTHA 17388             4   4     36         STREET PIZZAD XI II (2657)
 LITTLE DAMAGE 22835           3   0  1  36         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       
 PUD #28 19866                 3   3     36         MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   
 OSCAR 15865                   2   2     36         WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)    
 WOR 1001                      4   5     35         ON A ROLL (169)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARY'S BLOODY LAMB 9798       4   4     35         MOTHERGOOSEONHALDOL (1448)
 SANDMAN 15238                 3   2     35         I TRAINED THEM ALSO (2284)
 LITTLEHEART 11227             3   2     35         LOST SOULS 12 (1630)      
 MARTIN 20178                  3   8     35         MILFORDITES (3152)        
 SIX TEEN 13513                3   2     34         LOST SOULS SIX (1986)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROOSTER CROW 21842            4   0  1  33         BARNYARD FOLLY (3458)     
 BLASPHEMY 24825               4   7     33         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
 WOODEN INDIAN 21704           4   3     33         DUMMIES (3431)            
 PUD #69 19908                 3   3     33         MORE NEW TEAMS 14 (3097)  
-POINTER 21691                 3   4     33         GOOD DOGGY (3428)         
 STOMP THIS! 22961             3   2     33         ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    
-LITTLE DAMAGE 20712           2   1     33         THINGS THAT SUCK 1 (3253) 
-CARMEN 18936                  3   5     32         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2919)
 WINNER 1042                   3   3     32         ONE CHANCE (178)          
 PUD 126 22024                 2   1     32         PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       
 NECTARINE 19639               2   1     32         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 MERK 21078                    5   3  1  31         OLD BUDS (3311)           
 NOSE PICKER 21698             4   3  1  31         FAULTS (3430)             
 HUMUNGOUS 23173               3   1  1  31         REALLY BIG WORDS (3694)   
 GO 21713                      5   1     30         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
 PUD #26 19867                 3   3     30         MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   
 2ND PLACE 23331               3   3     30         LOSERS (3717)             
 PUD 100 22001                 2   8     30         PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       
 TITUS 11280                   2   4     30         LOST SOULS 22 (1640)      
-ELI 20724                     2   2     30         SHAVE MY POODLE (3255)    
 SHORT-TEMER 980               4   6     29         LIFESPAN (165)            
-SEX:  VIOLENT 23641           2   2     29         THE TRUTH (3774)          
-RIBBED 23668                  2   2     29         THE TEXTURES (3780)       
-KEEP SWINGIN 15291            2   0     29         LUROCIANS XVII (2294)     
 ME 18103                      2   4     28         OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     
-FROSTFLESH 23633              2   2     28         ALABASTER REIGN (3773)    
-THE SPONGE 20381              2   0     28         THE C TEAM (3190)         
-GUY TWO 18953                 1   1     28         1 TEAM (2922)             
-ADD 6 TO SPD 18137            4   1     27         WHAT NOT TO DO (2780)     
-MAXIMUM EFFORT 11013          3   1     27         SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599) 
 SC EASLEY 21094               2   5  1  26         SMITHVILLE (3314)         
 MISS SCARLET 21683            2   6     26         RED LIGHT (3427)          
-MAKE ROLLS 20382              2   0     26         SPECIAL ED VIII (3191)    
-FINN MAC COOL 23729           2   0     26         FINADHA (3785)            
 EGGSHELL 24136                3   1  1  25         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
-CURSE 20831                   3   1     25         SAY WHAT?!?? (3265)       
 NO 21716                      3   2     25         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
-WIGHT 14116                   2   2     25         EVIL 2 (161)              
 JARNE 11272                   2   1     25         LOST SOULS 21 (1639)      
 PUD 135 22036                 2   1     25         PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       
 PUD #20 19855                 2   1     25         MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   
 BOTTACELLI 22958              1   0     25         HER ALTEREGO (3659)       
-AZTEC 23350                   6   2     24         LONG GONE (3721)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AREA RUG 24224                2   1     23         RUGS (3860)               
 CHANGING BUFFALO 18031        1   1  1  23         TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     
-RED EYE 23816                 4   0     22         RED LIGHT (3427)          
 FREAKIN GENIUS 19858          4   2     22         ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    
-PINK PANTIES 251              3   9     22         LOOSE FINGERS (46)        
-ONE MAN GANG 24178            2   1  1  22         ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)    
-JACK FLASH 23721              2   0     22         FLATLANDERS VIII (3784)   
-KILLER KENNY 21784            2   0     22         LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   
-THOP 23657                    2   2     22         WAPPIOPS OF GOP (3777)    
-MALACODA 17857                2   1     21         INFERNO (1102)            
-CYNTHIA COOPER 23687          3   3     20         LA STARS II (3783)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOINK 24186                   1   1     20         DINO DUDES 2 (3853)       
-HAYSEED 24030                 4   0     19         COLUMBIA FTF (3835)       
 ZIP GUN 10276                 3  10     19         ANARCHIST COOKBOOK  (1164)
-PERFECT BLUBBER 18783         3   4     19         STOLE MY TC (2893)        
 ADENOID 23357                 3   2     19         NEEDLESS (3723)           
 BLACK DIRT 23356              1   0     19         GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     
-CONSTITUTION ROOM 22818       1   0     19         PHILLY FTF (3634)         
-JUDAS 22049                   1   0     19         J.C. SUPERSTAR (3499)     
 0001 16728                    0   1     19         OCT 2002 (2543)           
-PERSIAN RUG 24227             3   0     18         RUGS (3860)               
 LAPTOP DANCE 20411            2   2     18         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
-MAILMAN HATES ME 18773        1   4  1  18         WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)    
 UNHOLY GERBIL 24046           1   3     18         CROSS BREED! (3837)       
-KILLER KANDY 21783            1   1     18         LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   
-CLEAVER 23343                 2   5     17         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      
-BONE CRUSHER 21789            2   0     17         LUROCIANS XXXVI (3448)    
-RAMEN 23541                   1   1  1  17         R IS FOR... (3758)        
 SCUM 2 21850                  1   0     17         SCUM DADDY (3459)         
 GREEN THUMB 24140             1   0     17         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
-ZERO DEFENSE 342              3   7     16         ROOKIE ARMADA (64)        
-DONGLE 17542                  2   6     16         INQUISITION XXXIII (2687) 
-CITRUCEL 21680                2   2     16         DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  
 AWE 21696                     2   3     16         THE A TEAM (3429)         
 TUNNEL 24276                  1   1     16         DARK PASSAGE (3870)       
-LAMEBRAIN 21705               1   5     16         DUMMIES (3431)            
 TONSILS 23360                 2   3     15         NEEDLESS (3723)           
 BYX 24760                     1   0     15         FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     
 OSU 25144                     1   0     15         BIG 10 (4021)             
-WILEY 24163                   1   3     15         OLD BUDS (3311)           
 THAT'S ME 22831               1   2     15         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       
 FLIM FLAM 19594               1   0     15         WORDSMITH (3037)          
 CHINA PRINCESS 19585          1   4     15         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
 ROBERTA 21086                 0   1     15         INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)  
-1001 25095                    1   0  1  14         DUMB PUDS (4011)          
 CANTHUS 20961                 1   1     14         ARGUS V (3291)            
 COMET 23784                   1   0     14         LOST IN SPACE (3794)      
-INDIANA JONES IV 20076        0   2     14         THE GERIATRIC YEARS (3131)
-MIKE TYSON 24219              2   1     13         EAR A LA CARTE (3859)     
 HOMBRE 11906                  1   4     13         I TRAINED THEM 3 (1733)   
 MILK 24412                    1   0     13         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
 RED-EYE 21084                 1   0     13         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 3-LEGGED SKINK 22717          1   4     13         VERMIN!! (334)            
 HOE 23352                     1   4     13         GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     
-FRED AGAIN 20372              1   0     13         SHORT ON NAMES (3189)     
 CAUTION 24167                 1   0     13         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
 PLUM 19640                    0   1     13         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 SMILE FROM SANDY 7456         0   1     13         WASTE OF TIME 2 (1065)    
-CHESTER 23720                 2   0     12         FLATLANDERS VIII (3784)   
 STEAMING EARL 24992           2   0     12         SAUNA TIME (3991)         
 PUD #66 19907                 1   5     12         MORE NEW TEAMS 14 (3097)  
 SNOTMONSTER 26261             1   0     12         NOSEY (4239)              
-MANAGER'S PIG 7374            1   0     12         DOA PETS (1055)           
 NEAT 21664                    1   3     12         PHRASES (3423)            
-TGS3 23221                    0   2     12         INQUISITION PHL0S0  (3699)
-TREEMAN 23743                 1   1     11         DEEP FOREST (3788)        
 BOUNCY BALL 26130             1   0     11         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
 ED 25138                      1   0     11         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 SINNABAR 11286                1   0     11         LOST SOULS 23 (1641)      
 RYAN 25139                    1   0     11         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 RAKHARO 834                   0   5     11         BLOODRIDERS (136)         
 SIZZLAH 25125                 0   1     11         PLAYA HATTAS (4017)       
 BLOODPOOL 25127               0   1     11         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
 SANDMAN 11897                 0   1     11         I TRAINED THEM 2 (1732)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHARK BAIT! 24424             0   1     11         OOH HAA HAA (3893)        
-BRAKE 21724                   3   1     10         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
 CLEVELAND STEAMER 25002       2   0     10         OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       
 WINDEX 25147                  1   0     10         DRINKS (4022)             
-CHAINTREE 24766               1   0     10         DISORDER (3953)           
 WOOLSHINE 24903               1   0     10         ELVEN LORDS (3973)        
 HER SKIMITAR 26089            1   0     10         CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)     
 ABSINTHE 25148                1   0     10         DRINKS (4022)             
 FOUR AND OUT 26049            1   0     10         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
-MAN ONE 18967                 0   2     10         4 TEAM (2925)             
-STILL NOT TALKING 20389       0   2     10         THAT'S CLASSIFIED (3192)  
-BOW 23779                     2   2      9         KNOT ME (3793)            
-THROW RUG 24225               1   2      9         RUGS (3860)               
-DRAT WON PRIMUS! 24441        1   0      9         COME AGAIN? (3897)        
-TIGGER 18816                  1   0      9         HUNDRED-ACRE WOOD (2898)  
-HARI SELDON 24271             1   0      9         DARK FOUNDATION (3869)    
 TOAD 21032                    1   0      9         UGLIES (3304)             
 OFFSET 24138                  1   0      9         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      
 RED LETTER DAY 24160          1   0      9         RED LIGHT (3427)          
 BULL 23769                    1   0      9         FARM ANIMALS (3791)       
-TASTE LIKE CHICKEN 23664      1   3      9         THEM PEOPLE... (3779)     
-JESSE JACKSON 14412           0   3      9         HORRIBLE PEOPLE (2143)    
 IOWA 25141                    0   1      9         BIG 10 (4021)             
 ARNIE DOOMSLAYER 25119        0   1      9         SHIPWRECKED (4016)        
-SHINY HEAD 21797              1   1      8         LUROCIAN XXXVII (3450)    
 SALTY SUSAN 24981             1   1      8         SPICE RACK (3989)         
-PET PSYCHIC 24215             1   2      7         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
 SLIDERULE 24128               1   0      7         NEEDLESS (3723)           
 VENUS 23787                   1   0      7         LOST IN SPACE (3794)      
 TONKLIN 11266                 1   2      7         LOST SOULS 19 (1637)      
 MARK 25137                    0   1      7         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 LOU 25140                     0   1      7         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 THE FAN 25143                 0   1      7         BIG 10 (4021)             
-CARL 23370                    0   1      7         CARL SQUARED (3725)       
 PLANTAIN 22101                0   1      7         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 MAD COW 23311                 0   1      7         EMCEE (3713)              
-PUD #11 19847                 0   1      7         MORE NEW TEAMS 3 (3085)   
 EVERCLEAR 25149               0   1      7         DRINKS (4022)             
-ULIC QEL-DROMA 22053          1   3      6         FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     
-TECHNOIDIOT 19803             1   3      6         ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)     
-SUPER 8 23858                 1   3      6         ON A WHIM (301)           
 PINK PRINCESS 24906           1   0      6         FACED OUT (3974)          
 MYSTIC EYE 25126              1   0      6         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
 RASPY F. NEWT 23857           1   3      6         VERMIN!! (334)            
-CANNON FODDER 24150           1   3      6         LOSERS (3717)             
 BIG ONE 24076                 1   0      6         SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)      
-REND 18808                    0   2      6         MAYHEM (2896)             
 SONGMASTER 24808              0   2      6         TIME HUNTERS (3961)       
 PIBB XTRA 24978               0   2      6         SOFT DRINKS (3988)        
 HUGE BOX 488                  1   1  1   5         BOXES (93)                
-SOULTAKER'S HEAD 24226        1   2      5         RUGS (3860)               
-CANDIDA 24034                 1   2      5         FUNGUS ON MY BRAIN (2890) 
 BETTER THAN YOU 26172         1   0      5         DREAM ON (4221)           
 MICHIGAN 25145                1   0      5         BIG 10 (4021)             
 RIDEN HAWKWARPER 24702        1   0      5         SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    
 DNORG 26038                   1   0      5         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
-ONE BAD STUD 18811            0   1      5         FORGOTTEN HEROES (2897)   
 PAJAMAS 24127                 0   1      5         NEEDLESS (3723)           
 TRITON 25128                  0   1      5         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
 BRIAN 25136                   0   1      5         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 YELLOW POST-IT 26131          1   0      4         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
-LUNICIDE 23248                0   4      4         SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)     
-RUNNER UP 24151               0   4      4         LOSERS (3717)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAVAGE 18805                  0   2      4         MAYHEM (2896)             
 PRIVETTE 24882                1   0      3         OLD BUDS (3311)           
 PROJECT 26080                 1   0      3         ONE OF MANY (4203)        
 UBER GOOBER 26198             1   0      3         NUTS (4226)               
-BASILISK 23736                0   2      2         THE DARK TEMPLE II (3787) 
-GREY SQUIRREL 23742           0   2      2         DEEP FOREST (3788)        
-SUZIE 23734                   0   2      2         FLATLANDERS IX (3786)     
 SLOWLY 26184                  0   1      1         ADVERBS II (4224)         
 WILD TURKEY 25146             0   1      1         DRINKS (4022)             
 DAMION CORONA 24700           0   1      1         DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     
 A 26076                       0   1      1         SO BAD (4202)             
 BIG ONE 24082                 0   1      1         SIZE ISSUES (3844)        
 HIS DAGGER 26096              0   1      1         WINDOWS CAN SUCK IT (4206)
 BIG LOSER 26048               0   1      1         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
 BLUE ANGEL 24908              0   1      1         FACED OUT (3974)          
 VEST 24843                    0   1      1         SHIRTS (3966)             
 HOPE 26062                    0   1      1         WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      
 QUAGMIRE 24829                0   1      1         Q IS GOOD (3964)          
 NANO 26164                    0   1      1         FLOPS (4220)              
 AVALOR 11248                  0   1      1         LOST SOULS 16 (1634)      
 EHH 26057                     0   1      1         VERY POOR (4198)          
 AXIS 21622                    0   1      1         THE EDGE OF DAWN (3415)   
 PENN STATE 25142              0   1      1         BIG 10 (4021)             

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GUY FOUR 18951          0  2   1 TEAM 2922          SC EASLEY 21094       113   
RIPPLE 25150            0  1   DRINKS 4022          STONE GOLEM           114  NONE
BALOR 23727             1  1   FINADHA 3785         HUGE BOX 488          113   
DENT 23730              1  1   FLATLANDERS IX 3786  1001 25095            113   
WEEDS 23354             3  3   GARDEN VARIETY 3722  ODDJOB 18436          112   
SPIRAL FRACTURE 24410   0  1   GIMME A BREAK 3720   BLACK ORC             114  NONE
UNEVEN 24139            0  1   GIMME A BREAK 3720   WURM KIN              114  NONE
THE CURSE 15070        11 13 1 JEKYLL'S LAB 2259    HARV 20046            113  JUST REVENGED
HANGMAN'S 23780         1  1   KNOT ME 3793         ONE MAN GANG 24178    110  NOT REVENGED
MARTER 25310            1  1   LEGION OF DOOM 4052  MOUNTAIN TROLL        114  NONE
THE PAINE 25311         2  3   LEGION OF DOOM 4052  BANDIT PRINCE         114  NONE
ZIMA 23838              1  5   LOST BOYS 3800       ROOSTER CROW 21842    110  NOT REVENGED
PUD #71 19912           4  1   MORE NEW TEAMS  3098 SUAVE 14546           113   
WHITE CHEEKS 24135      0  1   OFF COLOUR 3312      DARK CHAMPION         114  NONE
ROETHLE 24159           1  1 1 OLD BUDS 3311        RAMEN 23541           111   
FLASH 21073             0  2   PETS FOREVER 3310    CHANGING BUFFAL 18031 114   
THOMASINA 24409         0  1   PETS FOREVER 3310    BLACK ORC             114  NONE
TROUBLES 24416          0  1   PETS FOREVER 3310    STONE GOLEM           114  NONE
STRATEGERY 18418       10 10   STUPID NAMES 2833    FIREBRAND 18871       110  NOT REVENGED
TEST3 24234             0  2   SUPERIOR FORCES 3862 EGGSHELL 24136        111   
BANANA 19637            0  1   WHAT'S MY FRUIT 3045 STONE GOLEM           114  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

10 January 2004
ZalCon2 Updates (1/9/04)

     The contest will be starting on the turn due February 23rd, 2004 and run for 20
turns.
     Only one team will be allowed for each manager in the contest, regardless of
whether additional teams are announced as contest entries.  No exceptions for any
reason.
     The Style Master points should read that there is +1 point for beating a member
of your own style even if the warrior is not registered for the contest.
     Rolling points for consecutive turns as Style Master means that your warrior
gets the extra point every turn after the first 3 that he continues to hold the
title.
     The points for Quality Wins should be clarified to read the winning warrior is
ranked below by the number of recognition points needed for each bonus point at the
start of the fight.  For example, Warrior A (3-2-0, 17) beats Warrior B (4-1-0, 35)
and receives 2 bonus points under Quality Win for the 18 point difference in the
ranking.
     I believe that is all the clarifications for the moment, please feel free to
email, diplo, call or write me with any other questions or concerns about the
contest.
          Robert Occhipinti aka Zalgor Prigg

10 January 2004
                *     *     *  Third Annual Turf War  *     *      *

     Come one and all to DM 47 (North Fork) for the Third Annual Turf War!  Rules of
the contest will be posted in Turn #208's newsletter (due date Feb. 23).  The contest
will begin on Turn #209 (due date March 22).
     So, get a team there and register!  To register, you must send me a donation of
one (1) rollup CERTIFICATE.  Then, declare your alliance and team in the North Fork
personals.  You may also declare a warrior as champion, and that warrior will earn
(or lose!) double points in the contest!
     Roll-up certs will be *ALL* awarded as prizes, in addition to:

*** Highest Scoring Alliance -- Gets to Rename DM 47 for 6 months!
*** Most returns from DA (Alliance) -- Rename DA monsters for 6 months!
*** Most listings as "Style Masters" (Alliance) -- Pick arena to host the April "05
    Grand Tournament!
*** Warrior with the most awards -- Arenamaster named after him for 6 months!
*** Alliance with the most awards -- Pick the slow arena for TW 4!
*** Team with most "Style Master" listings -- Discover favorites of one warrior on
    team!
*** Warrior with most "Style Master" listings -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns!
    (I'll transfer $7.50 to the manager's account)
*** Alliance with the most kills -- Rename the stand-ins for 6 months!
*** Highest scoring Warrior -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns.  (I'll transfer
    $7.50 to their manager's account.)

     The contest will run for 10 turns, with the winners announced on turn #220.  See
the Turn #208 North Fork newsletter for complete rules and scoring system!  Direct
"declarations" to:  A.D. in the personals, and prize pot entry donations to:
                      Jason Mazuch HSP H-2
                      P.O. Box 339 #924385
                      Sparta, GA  31087-0339
     By snail mail or diplo through RSI.
               Bloody Sands!
                    Asmo Dius, TCB

16 January 2004
                                    CHAOTIC WINDS
     Once, long ago, the four Winds of Time descended upon Alastari like a TEMPEST of
epic proportions, they slew everything within their all-encompassing reach.  They
left nothing.  In their wake lay smoldering ruins.
     In their haste they sped towards the center of this great land like a colossal
giant would step across an ocean.  The four storms picked up momentum on their way
towards each other.  A collision was eminent.
     The first storm wind, the oldest and wisest of the four was named APEXALUS.  The
second, FLAGGSTAFF, was the quickest and loudest entity ever created.  The third Wind
of Time was MATRIATIN, neither old or young, quick or slow, but fierce and feisty all
the same.  The forth wind, ASSAMITHIUS, the youngest yet most creative in its means
of destruction.
     When finally they merged at the center of ALASTARI, an incredible destructive
explosion occurred.  And when the smoke and debris cleared they were one.  CHAOS was
born.
     And Chaos spread across the diminished lands reeking havoc and doom with its
passing, and destroying allover again that which already lay in ruin.

F E A R    C H A O S    I N C.
M A T R I X

28 January 2004
All -- I send out this invitation to all teams and managers.  A new Alliance has been
formed.  The Living Essences Alliance is being formed to join forces in an effort to
eliminate common foes and to help the joined warriors grow and learn to the best of
their abilities by offering suggestions and advice.  It doesn't matter what arena
you're in, or if you're in another alliance already, as of today.  This Alliance is
open to one and all!  If you are interested in joining, please DIPLO me, or send a
personal ad to DM 93's newsletter.  If you wish to join beyond March 2004, send a PA
to DM 82.  Come join the fun! -- Dagan LifeGiver, mgr. Shadow Warriors (DM 93)

28 January 2004
This notice is to formally introduce our young alliance, CHAOS INC.  We consist of
APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and now RUDE BUDDHA.  If we aren't already there, we
WILL be coming to an arena near you soon!  Hope to see you all at the ZALCON II.

4 February 2004
Greeting from Jhans, DM 36 -- In 2 turns the kLk will host our first annual "St.
Valentines Day Massacre" in Jhans, arena 36.  (Kill Contest)  The contest will begin
on turn 450.  It will run for 10 turns.  On turn 461 the winners will be announced.
There will be 3 separate categories, the team with the most kills, the alliance with
the most kills, and the warrior with the most kills.  For the manager of the team
with the most kills a PRIZE of 10 ROLL-UPS will be rewarded (or $50 deposited into
his account).  No need to declare yourself in the personals.  If you are in DM 36,
you will be part of the contest whether you like it or not.  We encourage as much
trash talk as you'd like.  All teams, managers, and alliances invited.  Please
contact Polarius (mgr. of Blitzkrieg) in DM 36 with questions.  Or you can email me
at jamieptmo@hotmail.com.  Good luck and see you in the sands. -- Polarius

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MARTER was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
THE PAINE was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BANANA was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a popular 2 minute Dark Arena match.
TROUBLES was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
WHITE CHEEKS was savagely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
UNEVEN was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
THOMASINA was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
RIPPLE was savagely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
SPIRAL FRACTURE was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SPEED MERCHANT vanquished HARV in a action packed 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
RABID DOG overpowered WHIRLIGIG in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge Title duel.
DIABOLICAL overpowered PATRIOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GO was savagely defeated by FEYD-RAUTHA in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge match.
STRAFE viciously subdued L. FRANK BAUM in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
GENERAL BIG TOE was outlasted by SUPER BUM in a 7 minute master's Challenge conflict.
OFRIA was luckily beaten by CRACK IS CHEAP in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
COURTNEY BOURTNEY overcame RAWLINGS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
2ND PLACE was viciously subdued by ZIGGY STARDUST in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
ANCHOR luckily beat CHEESE STEAK in a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge bout.
GAP overpowered WINNER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
COCONUT MEAT viciously subdued STOMP THIS! in a 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
MARTIN was viciously subdued by PUD #28 in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
MERK was viciously subdued by PUD #69 in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fray.
WOODEN INDIAN outlasted PUD 100 in a popular 7 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
MOLASSES overpowered PUD #5A in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HOE was overpowered by TUNNEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
AWE vanquished PIBB XTRA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
TONSILS was handily defeated by UNHOLY GERBIL in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
PUD 126 handily defeated LAPTOP DANCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
EGGSHELL defeated CANTHUS in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
SOPHIE VENOM handily defeated FUNKY BUTT MOVIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CANIS LUPUS subdued THE THING in a 2 minute fight.
TV EATS MY LIFE savagely defeated RABIES in a popular 3 minute veteran's bout.
CROCKPOT was savagely defeated by YUENGLING in a popular 2 minute expert's contest.
PSYCHO BITCH was luckily beaten by GREY HAIR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
SUAVE was overpowered by FLUFFY BUNNY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ORAL B demolished PUDGY PUSS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HARRY SELDON demolished SANDMAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ST LOUIS RAMS overpowered BIG BANG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GRIM REAVER handily defeated ATLANTIS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DARN SMART vanquished GERBIL RAMPAGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
SIN-EATER vanquished ALIEN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SMELLY TOES savagely defeated TURQUOISE in a action packed 2 minute bloody conflict.
YELLOW TEETH luckily beat BLASPHEMY in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
ODDJOB was unbelievably bested by TOURNAMENT CHAMPION in a 5 minute melee.
BIG RED overpowered SHORT-TEMER in a popular 2 minute one-sided fight.
WOR won victory over TITUS in a 3 minute gory bout.
COSTA RICA was viciously subdued by PUD #20 in a unpopular 21 minute gruesome bout.
NECTARINE demolished ZIP GUN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LITTLE DAMAGE overpowered CHINA PRINCESS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SC EASLEY was overpowered by LITTLEHEART in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MARY'S BLOODY LAMB devastated THAT'S ME in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DEALIE BOPPER bested FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur battle.
SIX TEEN defeated MISS SCARLET in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
ME was savagely defeated by NOSE PICKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory contest.
FLASH was savagely slain by CHANGING BUFFALO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
IRAQ defeated PUD #66 in a 1 minute brawl.
NEAT was overcome by 3-LEGGED SKINK in a 4 minute contest.
PUD #26 overpowered JARNE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FREAKIN GENIUS lost to HUMUNGOUS in a 2 minute match.
NO viciously subdued HOMBRE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory battle.
OSCAR was bested by ADENOID in a popular 3 minute fight.
PUD 135 devastated RAKHARO in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
SONGMASTER was overpowered by OSU in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SALTY SUSAN was overpowered by GREEN THUMB in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TONKLIN was overpowered by SNOTMONSTER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
STEAMING EARL outwaited PENN STATE in a unpopular 22 minute novice's fight.
CLEVELAND STEAMER outlasted ARNIE DOOMSLAYER in a tiresome 9 minute amateur's duel.
HUGE BOX was demolished by BIG TIPPER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RASPY F. NEWT was overpowered by BOTTACELLI in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
VENUS won victory over EHH in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
COMET handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PAJAMAS lost to DNORG in a 3 minute novice's brawl.
SLIDERULE defeated THE FAN in a action packed 1 minute brutal beginner's fight.
BULL unbelievably bested WILD TURKEY in a 4 minute gruesome novice's melee.
BLACK DIRT overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
OFFSET luckily beat A in a 2 minute amateur's fray.
MAD COW was vanquished by ABSINTHE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RED LETTER DAY unbelievably bested SLOWLY in a exciting 7 minute amateur's match.
CAUTION luckily beat DAMION CORONA in a 4 minute fray.
PLANTAIN was overpowered by RED-EYE in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
SCUM 2 viciously subdued BIG LOSER in a 2 minute brutal bout.
MILK overpowered NANO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROBERTA was subdued by YELLOW POST-IT in a 5 minute duel.
TOAD overcame HIS DAGGER in a popular 1 minute beginner's match.
BYX handily defeated HOPE in a 1 minute brutal mismatched battle.
PLUM was luckily beaten by PRIVETTE in a slow 13 minute bloody fight.
FLIM FLAM unbelievably bested LOU in a 2 minute gory fight.
0001 was beaten by MICHIGAN in a 3 minute bout.
EVERCLEAR was luckily beaten by UBER GOOBER in a unpopular 26 minute novice's duel.
WINDEX vanquished AVALOR in a 1 minute uneven contest.
IOWA was overpowered by HER SKIMITAR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SANDMAN was savagely defeated by MYSTIC EYE in a 2 minute bloody fight.
SINNABAR devastated QUAGMIRE in a 1 minute gory uneven battle.
SMILE FROM SANDY was devastated by ED in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
SIZZLAH was overcome by RYAN in a 3 minute match.
BLOODPOOL was subdued by RIDEN HAWKWARPER in a 5 minute duel.
TRITON was overpowered by BOUNCY BALL in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BRIAN was overpowered by WOOLSHINE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MARK was luckily beaten by BETTER THAN YOU in a 2 minute amateur's battle.
BLUE ANGEL was savagely defeated by BIG ONE in a 2 minute bloody beginner's contest.
PINK PRINCESS savagely defeated VEST in a 3 minute gory novice's fight.
BIG ONE was overpowered by FOUR AND OUT in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
AXIS slimly lost to PROJECT in a crowd boring 15 minute beginner's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  51         WALL OF STEEL     82 -  53 -  1      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     45         TOTAL PARRY      146 - 108 -  2      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         STRIKING ATTACK  156 - 145 - 12      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  15 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         LUNGING ATTACK   167 - 206 - 11      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         SLASHING ATTACK   51 -  71 -  2      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         AIMED BLOW        46 -  70 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  19 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    46 -  90 -  3      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  18 -  0      31  |

Turn 114 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 11         3  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         9 -  6     LUNGING ATTACK    19 - 32         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   13 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY       25 - 20                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  8                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   RABID DOG 1078              8   5  0  125 NASTY PETS (185)
WALL OF STEEL    CANIS LUPUS 19333          10   2  1  125 DEATH STALKERS (2995)
STRIKING ATTACK  SOPHIE VENOM 25316         11   2  0  117 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)
TOTAL PARRY      SUPER BUM 18411            14   7  0   89 FLAT BROKE (2832)
SLASHING ATTACK  SMELLY TOES 17409          10   6  0   67 HYBRIDS V (2661)
AIMED BLOW       HARV 20046                  7   5  1   60 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)
BASHING ATTACK   TURQUOISE 19608             5   3  0   44 COLOUR CRAYON (3040)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPEED MERCHANT 15079.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CHEESE STEAK 20346.  The ten other most popular fighters were ODDJOB 18436, 
SLOWLY 26184, PUD 100 22001, TV EATS MY LIFE 17438, HOMBRE 11906, PUD #28 19866, 
YUENGLING 16265, PSYCHO BITCH 18670, OFRIA 20174, and PUD #69 19908.

The least popular fighter this week was UBER GOOBER 26198.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were EVERCLEAR 25149, COSTA RICA 21101, PENN STATE 25142, STEAMING 
EARL 24992, PUD #20 19855, PROJECT 26080, AXIS 21622, PRIVETTE 24882, CLEVELAND 
STEAMER 25002, and YELLOW POST-IT 26131.

The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:

MICROBURST (82-4443) NATURE'S FORCE