DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/21/2004    Duedate: 03/05/2004

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 115

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RABID DOG
NASTY PETS (185)
(82-1078) [9-5-0,140]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JIMMY THE AINT                 POSITION IS EMPTY
BLADE BROTHERS (3064)          
(82-19733) [20-0-1,181]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DIABOLICAL                     FULL METAL JACKET
HELLBORN (3074)                Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)
(82-19786) [11-7-0,87]         (82-12141) [1-1-0,21]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OFF COLOUR (3312)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)        44 
2. THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)       42    BLADE BROTHERS (3064)
3. ENIGMA 6 (1965)               37    Unchartered Team
4. OFF COLOUR (3312)             31 
5. BIG 10 (4021)                 29 SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 BLADE BROTHERS (3064)     20   0  1 100.   1/ 2 OFF COLOUR (3312)         7  2 1
 2/ 0*SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715)  6   0  0 100.   2/ 1*SORTA WHITE (3712)        5  1 0
 3/ 4*MORE SUCK! (3197)          4   0  0 100.   3/40*BIG 10 (4021)             5  5 0
 4- 2*FLATLANDERS VIII (3784)    4   0  0 100.   4/10 OLD BUDS (3311)           4  1 0
 5- 1*COLUMBIA FTF (3835)        4   0  0 100.   5/ 7 RED LIGHT (3427)          4  1 0
 6- 3*SPECIAL ED VIII (3191)     3   0  0 100.   6/45*NEEDLESS (3723)           4  3 0
 7/28*SCREAMING BROOD (3940)     3   0  0 100.   7/44 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     4  4 0
 8/ 0*ARGUS VII (3289)           2   0  1 100.   8/41*DRINKS (4022)             4  5 0
 9- 5*SAUNA TIME (3991)          2   0  0 100.   9/25 THE A TEAM (3429)         3  0 0
10- 6*OHIO EXPRESS (3993)        2   0  0 100.  10/37 SLOW DOWN (3435)          3  0 0
11/14*ONE OF MANY (4203)         2   0  0 100.  11/26*PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       3  0 0
12/15*CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)      2   0  0 100.  12/54*SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    3  0 0
13/16*DREAM ON (4221)            2   0  0 100.  13/19 LOCAL BEER (2467)         3  0 0
14/11*NUTS (4226)                2   0  0 100.  14/28 FLAT BROKE (2832)         3  0 0
15/12*NOSEY (4239)               2   0  0 100.  15/30*MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   3  0 0
16/29*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)      2   0  0 100.  16/32 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      3  0 0
17/21*SCUM DADDY (3459)          2   0  0 100.  17/22 NASTY PETS (185)          3  0 0
18-10*DUMB PUDS (4011)           1   0  1 100.  18/14*WORK WITH THIS (4213)     3  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*THE BUKKAKE FIVE 1 (4325)  1   0  0 100.  40/140*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     3  1 0
20/ 0*HOME RUN (4189)            1   0  0 100.  20/ 9 HELLBORN (3074)           3  1 0
21/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4334)  1   0  0 100.  50/150*BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 3  3 0
22/ 0*THE BUKKAKE FIVE 2 (4316)  1   0  0 100.  22/ 6*MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   3  3 0
23-20*SHORT ON NAMES (3189)      1   0  0 100.  23/ 5 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  3  3 0
24-19*UGLIES (3304)              1   0  0 100.  24/42 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     3  4 0
25-18*DISORDER (3953)            1   0  0 100.  25/39*POKER NIGHT (4020)        3  7 0
26-24*FARM ANIMALS (3791)        1   0  0 100.  26/ 0*ARGUS VII (3289)          2  0 1
27-26*DARK FOUNDATION (3869)     1   0  0 100.  27-13*SAUNA TIME (3991)         2  0 0
28-27*COME AGAIN? (3897)         1   0  0 100.  28-12*OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       2  0 0
29-30*HUNDRED-ACRE WOOD (2898)   1   0  0 100.  29/51*ONE OF MANY (4203)        2  0 0
30/ 0*THE WILLBURYS W (1778)     1   0  0 100.  30/52*CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)     2  0 0
31-31*LOST SOULS 23 (1641)       1   0  0 100.  31/53*DREAM ON (4221)           2  0 0
32/ 0*WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)         1   0  0 100.  32/48*NUTS (4226)               2  0 0
33/ 0 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    10   1  0 90.9  33/49*NOSEY (4239)              2  0 0
34-34*BOOT LEATHER (2837)        7   1  0 87.5  34/83*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     2  0 0
35/35*MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)    6   1  0 85.7  35/80*MORE SUCK! (3197)         2  0 0
36/36 MOTHERGOOSEONHALDO (1448) 43  10  0 81.1  36/ 8*FAULTS (3430)             2  0 0
37/40 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)     8   2  1 80.0  37/59*SCUM DADDY (3459)         2  0 0
38-37*MORE NEW TEAMS 15 (3098)   4   1  0 80.0  38/64*HER ALTEREGO (3659)       2  0 0
39/48 OFF COLOUR (3312)         20   6  1 76.9  39-16*FLATLANDERS VIII (3784)   2  0 0
40/ 7*WORK WITH THIS (4213)      3   1  0 75.0  40/86 REDUX! (2421)             2  0 0
41-46*SAY WHAT?!?? (3265)        3   1  0 75.0  41/84 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    2  0 0
42/70*PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)        3   1  0 75.0  07/107 SUNNYDALE (1485)          2  0 0
43-45*FINADHA (3785)             3   1  0 75.0  49/149 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     2  1 1
44/43 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 13   5  0 72.2  17/117*BOXES (93)                2  1 1
45/42 FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      10   4  1 71.4  22/122 PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)      2  1 0
46/56 LOCAL BEER (2467)         10   4  1 71.4  20/120*ARGUS V (3291)            2  1 0
47-51*C. U. LATER (2674)         5   2  0 71.4  30/130*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    2  1 0
48/61 GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)       7   3  1 70.0  48/17*LOST IN SPACE (3794)      2  1 0
49/49 HELLBORN (3074)           23  10  1 69.7  41/141 GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)      2  1 0
50/ 0 THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (2151)  9   4  1 69.2  50/21 HYBRIDS V (2661)          2  1 0
51/ 0 DOOMGIVERS (3065)         11   5  0 68.8  51/23 VILLAINS (2836)           2  1 0
52/58 FLAT BROKE (2832)         15   7  0 68.2  36/136 RIVALS (3039)             2  1 0
53/54 SUPERIOR FORCES 12 (2131) 21  10  0 67.7  53/34 MOTHERGOOSEONHALDO (1448) 2  1 0
54/50 RESCUE ME (2667)          10   5  2 66.7  47/147 ON A ROLL (169)           2  1 0
55-60*ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)     8   4  1 66.7  26/126*NO POTENTIAL (3637)       2  2 0
56/80*COLOUR CRAYON (3040)       6   3  0 66.7  32/132*FACED OUT (3974)          2  2 0
57-63*BARNYARD FOLLY (3458)      4   2  1 66.7  57/ 4*TWO WILL DO (3433)        2  2 0
58/85*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)     4   2  0 66.7  55/155*GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     2  2 0
59-66*EXCITEMENT (1063)          4   2  0 66.7  59-35 THE WRETCHED (3963)       2  2 0
32/132*ARGUS V (3291)             2   1  0 66.7  60/ 3 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       2  2 0
35/135*HER ALTEREGO (3659)        2   1  0 66.7  33/133 DEATH STALKERS (2995)     2  2 0
62-68*THE C TEAM (3190)          2   1  0 66.7  62/ 0*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    2  2 0
63/ 9*LOST IN SPACE (3794)       2   1  0 66.7  63-11*GIMME A BREAK (3720)      2  3 0
64-74*LOST SOULS 21 (1639)       2   1  0 66.7  64/ 0 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           2  3 0
65/ 0*OUTTA MIND (1708)          2   1  0 66.7  57/157*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   2  4 0
66/ 0*THE WILLBURYS L (1497)     2   1  0 66.7  66-47*DUMB PUDS (4011)          1  0 1
67/ 0*THE WILLBURYS F (1491)     9   5  0 64.3  67/ 0*GOING BANANAS (1663)      1  0 1
68/82 NASTY PETS (185)           9   5  0 64.3  68/ 0*THE BUKKAKE FIVE 1 (4325) 1  0 0
69/57 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       21  12  0 63.6  69/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4334) 1  0 0
70/64*NO POTENTIAL (3637)        5   3  1 62.5  70/ 0*HOME RUN (4189)           1  0 0
71-79*REALLY BIG WORDS (3694)    5   3  1 62.5  71/ 0*THE BUKKAKE FIVE 2 (4316) 1  0 0
72/ 0*THE WILLBURYS J (1495)     5   3  1 62.5  72-55*SPECIAL ED VIII (3191)    1  0 0
73/89 PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)       8   5  1 61.5  73-57*THE C TEAM (3190)         1  0 0
74/59 SANDY TOO (2874)           8   5  1 61.5  74-61*DISORDER (3953)           1  0 0
75/90 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)      8   5  1 61.5  75-66*UGLIES (3304)             1  0 0
76-83*THE HELL PATROL (2536)    14   9  1 60.9  76-65*REALLY BIG WORDS (3694)   1  0 0
77/88 RED LIGHT (3427)          17  11  0 60.7  77-81 SHAVE MY POODLE (3255)    1  0 0
27/127*WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)     3   2  0 60.0  78-24*GOOD DOGGY (3428)         1  0 0
79-86*I TRAINED THEM ALS (2284)  3   2  0 60.0  79-73*FARM ANIMALS (3791)       1  0 0
80-87*LOST SOULS 12 (1630)       3   2  0 60.0  80-18*COLUMBIA FTF (3835)       1  0 0
81/ 0*SEARCH ENGINES (1563)      3   2  0 60.0  27-127*CROSS BREED! (3837)       1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/78 HYBRIDS V (2661)          10   7  0 58.8  82-15*SAY WHAT?!?? (3265)       1  0 0
83-93 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK (1164) 36  26  1 58.1  83-56*DARK FOUNDATION (3869)    1  0 0
84/84 OZ RETURNS (3036)         12   9  0 57.1  84-58*COME AGAIN? (3897)        1  0 0
17/117*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)      8   6  0 57.1  85-63*SHORT ON NAMES (3189)     1  0 0
86/ 0*WHETSTONE 2MN (2470)       4   3  0 57.1  86-90*HUNDRED-ACRE WOOD (2898)  1  0 0
87/ 0*ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)     4   3  0 57.1  87-95*C. U. LATER (2674)        1  0 0
88/96 DEATH STALKERS (2995)    250 188 18 57.1  88/ 0 BLADE BROTHERS (3064)     1  0 0
89/94 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   66  50  0 56.9  89/ 0*WHETSTONE 2MN (2470)      1  0 0
00/100 THE A TEAM (3429)         14  11  0 56.0  90-88 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     1  0 0
04/104 RIVALS (3039)             10   8  0 55.6  91-20*THE HELL PATROL (2536)    1  0 0
92/ 0*GOING BANANAS (1663)       5   4  2 55.6  92/97 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415) 1  0 0
07/107 LONG GONE (3721)          11   9  0 55.0  00-100*LOST SOULS 12 (1630)      1  0 0
06/106 SLOW DOWN (3435)          11   9  0 55.0  01-101*LOST SOULS 23 (1641)      1  0 0
95/ 0 SCHWETTY FOODS (2120)     28  23  3 54.9  95/ 0 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    1  0 0
96/95*TWO WILL DO (3433)         8   7  0 53.3  96/ 0*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       1  0 0
01/101*RUGS (3860)                8   7  0 53.3  97/ 0*WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        1  0 0
98/ 0*THE WILLBURYS C (1434)     8   7  0 53.3  98/ 0*THE WILLBURYS W (1778)    1  0 0
15/115 REDUX! (2421)              9   8  0 52.9  99/ 0*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      1  0 0
05/105 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     30  27  0 52.6  03-103*LOST SOULS SIX (1986)     1  0 0
03/103*SORTA WHITE (3712)        10   9  1 52.6  01/ 0 SCHWETTY FOODS (2120)     1  0 0
11-111 ON A WHIM (301)          100  92  3 52.1  02/ 0 THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (2151) 1  0 0
03/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   32  30  2 51.6  03/ 0*ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)    1  0 0
12/112 SUNNYDALE (1485)         107 101  1 51.4  10-110*EXCITEMENT (1063)         1  0 0
42/142 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      11  11  0 50.0  11-111 THE POINT GUARDS (1183)   1  0 0
08/108 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   10  10  0 50.0  06/ 0*THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    1  0 0
13-113 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)      8   8  0 50.0  07/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 72 (1545)   1  0 0
14-114 CLINTONITES (3151)         8   8  0 50.0  08/ 0*SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 1  0 0
44/144 VILLAINS (2836)            6   6  1 50.0  09/ 0 BRAINIAC (303)            1  0 0
64/164*BIG 10 (4021)              5   5  0 50.0  13-113 FIANADHA (457)            1  0 0
11/65*ANIMAL PLANET (3858)       5   5  0 50.0  14-114*SMITHVILLE (3314)         1  1 1
12/ 0*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)     5   5  0 50.0  15-115*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     1  1 1
84/184*BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018)  3   3  0 50.0  13/50*FACE 2 FACE (4181)        1  1 0
14/71*PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)        2   2  0 50.0  77/177*VERY POOR (4198)          1  1 0
15/69*EAR A LA CARTE (3859)      2   2  0 50.0  79/179*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      1  1 0
33/133*FACED OUT (3974)           2   2  0 50.0  81/181*SO BAD (4202)             1  1 0
17/73*WORDSMITH (3037)           2   2  0 50.0  18-118*SPICE RACK (3989)         1  1 0
18/75*SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)    2   2  0 50.0  18/ 0 TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    1  1 0
29-129*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)      1   1  1 50.0  96/196*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     1  1 0
22/222*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)       1   1  0 50.0  20/ 0*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 1  1 0
21/221*VERY POOR (4198)           1   1  0 50.0  21/62*SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)      1  1 0
30-130*SPICE RACK (3989)          1   1  0 50.0  22/82*ELVEN LORDS (3973)        1  1 0
23/223*SO BAD (4202)              1   1  0 50.0  23/38*RUGS (3860)               1  1 0
24/13*FACE 2 FACE (4181)         1   1  0 50.0  31-131*DARK PASSAGE (3870)       1  1 0
25/ 0*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629)  1   1  0 50.0  23-123*FINADHA (3785)            1  1 0
26/25*SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)       1   1  0 50.0  24-124*DEEP FOREST (3788)        1  1 0
37-137*DARK PASSAGE (3870)        1   1  0 50.0  27/ 0*FISH MONGERS II (3414)    1  1 0
28/23*ELVEN LORDS (3973)         1   1  0 50.0  28-36*DUMMIES (3431)            1  1 0
32/232*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)      1   1  0 50.0  29-31*ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    1  1 0
38/238*OCT 2002 (2543)            1   1  0 50.0  43-143 CLINTONITES (3151)        1  1 0
31/ 0*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)        1   1  0 50.0  42-142*1 TEAM (2922)             1  1 0
32/ 0*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)       1   1  0 50.0  13/213*WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)    1  1 0
39-139 FIANADHA (457)            49  52  3 48.5  33/93*WORDSMITH (3037)          1  1 0
34/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 79 (1528)   36  39  3 48.0  34/91 RESCUE ME (2667)          1  1 0
41-141*DUMMIES (3431)            11  12  0 47.8  37/137*COLOUR CRAYON (3040)      1  1 0
50/150 ON A ROLL (169)            8   9  0 47.1  38/138 WOLF PACK (2512)          1  1 0
43-143 LUNCHABLES (840)          41  47  1 46.6  05/205*OCT 2002 (2543)           1  1 0
38/ 0 VERMIN! (1901)           134 156  5 46.2  38/ 0 VERMIN! (1901)            1  1 0
16/116 SMARTER THAN (2167)        6   7  2 46.2  39-33 LUNCHABLES (840)          1  1 0
62/162 LIFESPAN (165)             5   6  0 45.5  34/234 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      1  1 0
45-145 SHAVE MY POODLE (3255)    83 100  0 45.4  41/ 0*THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    1  1 0
54/154 OLD BUDS (3311)            9  11  2 45.0  16/116 SMARTER THAN (2167)       1  2 1
46-146*GOOD DOGGY (3428)          8  10  0 44.4  19/119*MORE IN 82 (4196)         1  2 0
59/159*NEEDLESS (3723)            8  10  0 44.4  51/151 LONG GONE (3721)          1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
47-147 COMPANY MAN (3038)         8  10  0 44.4  45/27*PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       1  2 0
65/165*DRINKS (4022)              4   5  0 44.4  46/29 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 1  2 0
20/120*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657)  4   5  0 44.4  34/134*STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657) 1  2 0
48/148 VERMIN!! (334)           142 180  6 44.1  58-158 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       1  2 0
49-149 THE POINT GUARDS (1183)    7   9  0 43.7  45/145*CYBERTEASE (1851)         1  2 0
70/170 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415)  6   8  0 42.9  53/153 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   1  2 0
18/118*MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)    6   8  0 42.9  74/174 LIFESPAN (165)            1  2 0
81/181*BOXES (93)                 3   4  1 42.9  48/148*SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)   1  2 0
53-153*LOST SOULS SIX (1986)      3   4  0 42.9  29/129*ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      1  3 0
22/122*ONE CHANCE (178)           3   4  0 42.9  54/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   1  3 0
55/ 0 BRAINIAC (303)            69  93  2 42.6  59/159*LOSERS (3717)             1  4 0
56/ 0 TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    15  21  1 41.7  56/43 VERMIN!! (334)            1  4 0
56/156 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  26  38  1 40.6  57/46*MORE NEW TEAMS 14 (3097)  1  5 0
68/168 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      13  19  0 40.6  60-160*IMMORTALS VII (3887)      0  5 0
58-158*GIMME A BREAK (3720)       8  12  0 40.0  56/156 OZ RETURNS (3036)         0  4 0
61-161 ROOKIE ARMADA (64)         6   9  0 40.0  62-162*PETS FOREVER (3310)       0  3 0
66-166*LOST SOULS 19 (1637)       2   3  0 40.0  69/169 FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      0  3 0
57/157 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    12  19  1 38.7  63/163 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       0  3 0
69-169 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       70 112 15 38.5  52/152 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   0  3 0
78/178*GARDEN VARIETY (3722)      6  10  0 37.5  65/165 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    0  3 0
76/176 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    102 181  4 36.0  65/ 0 ENIGMA 3 (1962)           0  3 0
86/186*FAULTS (3430)              6  11  1 35.3  73/173*BLOODRIDERS (136)         0  3 0
60/160*MORE NEW TEAMS 14 (3097)   6  11  0 35.3  75/175*ONE CHANCE (178)          0  3 0
77/177 PHILLY (3184)              5  10  0 33.3  83/183*PLAYA HATTAS (4017)       0  2 0
74/174*PHRASES (3423)             4   8  0 33.3  78/178*WINDOWS CAN SUCK I (4206) 0  2 0
72/172*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919)  3   6  0 33.3  80/180*FLOPS (4220)              0  2 0
90/190*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)    3   6  0 33.3  82/182*ADVERBS II (4224)         0  2 0
72/ 0*FISH MONGERS II (3414)     2   4  0 33.3  66-166*SOFT DRINKS (3988)        0  2 0
82-182*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)   2   4  0 33.3  73/ 0*CRAZY CLUE (4182)         0  2 0
67/167*CYBERTEASE (1851)          2   4  0 33.3  98/198*PHRASES (3423)            0  2 0
83-183*LOST SOULS 22 (1640)       2   4  0 33.3  91/191 PHILLY (3184)             0  2 0
31/131*MORE IN 82 (4196)          1   2  0 33.3  67-167*FLATLANDERS IX (3786)     0  2 0
77/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES A3 (3863)  1   2  0 33.3  70-170*TIME HUNTERS (3961)       0  2 0
85-185*4 TEAM (2925)              1   2  0 33.3  04/204*SIZE ISSUES (3844)        0  2 0
79/ 0*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498)  1   2  0 33.3  02/202*Q IS GOOD (3964)          0  2 0
80/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 72 (1545)    8  17  0 32.0  03/203*SHIRTS (3966)             0  2 0
88-188 THE WRETCHED (3963)       21  48  3 30.4  64-164 COMPANY MAN (3038)        0  2 0
79/179 WOLF PACK (2512)           3   7  1 30.0  15/215 SANDY TOO (2874)          0  2 0
63/163*POKER NIGHT (4020)         3   7  0 30.0  61-161*MAYHEM (2896)             0  2 0
92-192 MILFORDITES (3152)         3   8  0 27.3  76-176*SHIPWRECKED (4016)        0  1 0
85/ 0 ENIGMA 6 (1965)            8  22  0 26.7  85/ 0*INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101) 0  1 0
03/203*LOSERS (3717)              5  15  0 25.0  86/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333) 0  1 0
93-193 LOOSE FINGERS (46)         3   9  0 25.0  87/78*EAR A LA CARTE (3859)     0  1 0
96-196*EVIL 2 (161)               2   6  0 25.0  21-121*BARNYARD FOLLY (3458)     0  1 0
98-198*FLATLANDERS IX (3786)      1   3  0 25.0  89-189*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  0  1 0
99-199*DEEP FOREST (3788)         1   3  0 25.0  01-201*THE DARK TEMPLE II (3787) 0  1 0
00-200*CROSS BREED! (3837)        1   3  0 25.0  88-188*THE EDGE OF DAWN (3415)   0  1 0
92/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921)  1   3  0 25.0  84-184*EMCEE (3713)              0  1 0
02-202 PLACES RATED (3316)        4  14  0 22.2  99-199*INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)  0  1 0
04-204*SMITHVILLE (3314)          2   8  1 20.0  94/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES A3 (3863) 0  1 0
95/ 0*METAL BUNNIES (1436)       1   4  1 20.0  71-171 PLACES RATED (3316)       0  1 0
06-206*1 TEAM (2922)              1   4  0 20.0  95-195*CARL SQUARED (3725)       0  1 0
08-208*I TRAINED THEM 3 (1733)    1   4  0 20.0  87-187*THAT'S CLASSIFIED (3192)  0  1 0
07-207*HORRIBLE PEOPLE (2143)     1   4  0 20.0  93-193*OOH HAA HAA (3893)        0  1 0
05/205 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)        2   9  0 18.2  44-144*MORE NEW TEAMS 15 (3098)  0  1 0
00/ 0 ENIGMA 3 (1962)            4  20  0 16.7  00/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921) 0  1 0
01/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2918)  1   6  1 14.3  10/210*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919) 0  1 0
10-210*PETS FOREVER (3310)        0   8  0  0.0  06-206*FORGOTTEN HEROES (2897)   0  1 0
12/212*BLOODRIDERS (136)          0   6  0  0.0  72-172 MILFORDITES (3152)        0  1 0
11-211*IMMORTALS VII (3887)       0   5  0  0.0  04/ 0*DARK TOADS 03F (3048)     0  1 0
14-214*MAYHEM (2896)              0   4  0  0.0  35-135*BOOT LEATHER (2837)       0  1 0
15-215*SOFT DRINKS (3988)         0   2  0  0.0  06/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2918) 0  1 0
25/225*WINDOWS CAN SUCK I (4206)  0   2  0  0.0  07/ 0 DOOMGIVERS (3065)         0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
26/226*FLOPS (4220)               0   2  0  0.0  18-218*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131) 0  1 0
27/227*ADVERBS II (4224)          0   2  0  0.0  12-212*4 TEAM (2925)             0  1 0
10/ 0*CRAZY CLUE (4182)          0   2  0  0.0  10/ 0*OUTTA MIND (1708)         0  1 0
24/224*PLAYA HATTAS (4017)        0   2  0  0.0  25-225*LOST SOULS 22 (1640)      0  1 0
33/233*SHIRTS (3966)              0   2  0  0.0  22-222*LOST SOULS 16 (1634)      0  1 0
17-217*THE DARK TEMPLE II (3787)  0   2  0  0.0  13/ 0*OUTTA WORDS (1699)        0  1 0
16-216*THAT'S CLASSIFIED (3192)   0   2  0  0.0  31-231*I TRAINED THEM ALS (2284) 0  1 0
18-218*TIME HUNTERS (3961)        0   2  0  0.0  15/ 0*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      0  1 0
28/228*SIZE ISSUES (3844)         0   2  0  0.0  27-227*I TRAINED THEM 2 (1732)   0  1 0
36/236*Q IS GOOD (3964)           0   2  0  0.0  28-228*I TRAINED THEM 3 (1733)   0  1 0
19-219*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131)  0   2  0  0.0  04/104 SUPERIOR FORCES 12 (2131) 0  1 0
20-220*SHIPWRECKED (4016)         0   1  0  0.0  30-230*HORRIBLE PEOPLE (2143)    0  1 0
20/ 0*INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101)  0   1  0  0.0  23-223*LOST SOULS 19 (1637)      0  1 0
21/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333)  0   1  0  0.0  21/ 0*THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    0  1 0
35-235*CARL SQUARED (3725)        0   1  0  0.0  24-224*LOST SOULS 21 (1639)      0  1 0
30-230*THE EDGE OF DAWN (3415)    0   1  0  0.0  35-235*WASTE OF TIME 2 (1065)    0  1 0
29-229*OOH HAA HAA (3893)         0   1  0  0.0  37-237 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK (1164) 0  1 0
31-231*EMCEE (3713)               0   1  0  0.0  25/ 0*THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    0  1 0
34-234*INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)   0   1  0  0.0  26/ 0*METAL BUNNIES (1436)      0  1 0
37-237*FORGOTTEN HEROES (2897)    0   1  0  0.0  27/ 0*THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    0  1 0
28/ 0*DARK TOADS 03F (3048)      0   1  0  0.0  28/ 0*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498) 0  1 0
40-240*LOST SOULS 16 (1634)       0   1  0  0.0  29/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 79 (1528)   0  1 0
30/ 0*THE WILLBURYS X (1781)     0   1  0  0.0  30/ 0*SEARCH ENGINES (1563)     0  1 0
31/ 0*OUTTA WORDS (1699)         0   1  0  0.0  46-146 LOOSE FINGERS (46)        0  1 0
32/ 0*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)       0   1  0  0.0  39-239 ROOKIE ARMADA (64)        0  1 0
39-239*I TRAINED THEM 2 (1732)    0   1  0  0.0  40-240*EVIL 2 (161)              0  1 0
41-241*WASTE OF TIME 2 (1065)     0   1  0  0.0  54-154 ON A WHIM (301)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for DWES EG.  Like, SORTA WHITE had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by OFF COLOUR!  Way to go OFF COLOUR!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did BIG 10 really go up by 37?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  NEEDLESS had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 2-1-0 and wound up as 6th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did OUTA THIS 
WORLD really go up by 37?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  DRINKS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-2-0 and 
wound up as 8th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did THE A TEAM really go up by 16?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SLOW DOWN had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 10th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did PUDS AGAIN 6 really go up by 15?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SCREAMING BROOD had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 12th team!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did FLAT BROKE really go up by 14?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  MORE NEW TEAMS 4 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 15th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did BLACK PRIMERS 
really go up by 16?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
OFFENDED SANDY had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and 
wound up as 19th team!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  
HELLBORN dropped 11, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did BLOOD OF THE TITAN really go up by 129?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to any of those 
losers in MORE NEW TEAMS 6 again!  Didja see where they got 0-2-0?  Somebody musta 
won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--BUENO FER NADA 
II got 1-1-0 and dropped 18.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  LEGION OF 
DOOM had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 
24th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did POKER NIGHT really go up by 14?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ONE OF MANY had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 29th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did CRAP TEAM #536 really go up by 22?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  DREAM ON had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 31st team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did NUTS really 
go up by 16?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  NOSEY 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 33rd 
team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did FALLEN TERRORS really go up by 49?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  MORE SUCK! had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 35th team!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  FAULTS dropped 28, which I think's more than 
all the other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SCUM DADDY really go up by 
22?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  HER ALTEREGO had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 38th team!  
I couldn't believe it.  Did REDUX! really go up by 46?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  FOUNDATION ARMY had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 41st team!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did SUNNYDALE really go up by 65?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  4-LETTER NAMES had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 43rd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did BOXES really go 
up by 73?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  PLAYOFFS 
2002 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
45th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did ARGUS V really go up by 74?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ALL YOU ZOMBIES had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 47th team!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in LOST IN SPACE again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did GOTTA RUN HIM really 
go up by 92?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna 
hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--HYBRIDS V got 0-1-0 and dropped 29.  Didn't 
see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one 
round?  VILLAINS dropped 28, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  
RIVALS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
52nd team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--MOTHERGOOSEONHALDOL got 
0-1-0 and dropped 19.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe 
it.  Did ON A ROLL really go up by 93?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  NO POTENTIAL had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got 
a 1-1-0 and wound up as 55th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did FACED OUT really go 
up by 76?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I 
even talk to any of those losers in TWO WILL DO again!  Didja see where they got 
0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  GARDEN VARIETY had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 58th team!  Wanna hear 
about a real loser?  Listen to this--ULTRAPALOOZA got 0-2-0 and dropped 57.  Didn't 
see much of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did DEATH STALKERS really 
go up by 72?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  WHAT'S 
MY FRUIT? had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up 
as 65th team!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  FACE 2 FACE 
dropped 63, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did VERY POOR really go up by 63?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  WORLD WITHOUT had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 115th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SO BAD 
really go up by 65?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
DEADLY HACKERS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 119th team!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in SIZE ISSUES 2 
again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna 
hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--ELVEN LORDS got 0-1-0 and dropped 40.  
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in 
one round?  RUGS dropped 85, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  
I couldn't believe it.  Did WHETSTONE 2O II really go up by 81?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to any of those 
losers in WORDSMITH again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a 
lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--RESCUE ME got 0-1-0 
and dropped 43.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  OCT 2002 had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 137th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did DEADLY ATTACKS really go up by 94?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just how far can one team drop 
in one round?  SMARTER THAN dropped 26, which I think's more than all the other teams 
combined!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--MORE IN 82 got 0-1-0 and 
dropped 24.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  See if I even talk to any of 
those losers in PUDS AGAIN 8 again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta 
won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--NEGATIVE CASH 
FLOW got 0-1-0 and dropped 117.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, 
just how far can one team drop in one round?  STREET PIZZAD XI II dropped 13, which I 
think's more than all the other teams combined!  LIFESPAN had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 151st team!  See if I 
even talk to any of those losers in ANIMAL PLANET again!  Didja see where they got 
1-3-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--VERMIN!! got 0-2-0 and dropped 113.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  
Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  MORE NEW TEAMS 14 dropped 111, 
which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of 
those losers in MORE NEW TEAMS 1 again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody 
musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did PLAYA HATTAS really go up by 
15?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ADVERBS II had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 171st team! 
I couldn't believe it.  Did PHRASES really go up by 24?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  PHILLY had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 175th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SIZE 
ISSUES really go up by 26?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  Q IS GOOD had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and 
wound up as 179th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SHIRTS really go up by 23?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SANDY TOO had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 182nd team!  Wanna 
hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--EAR A LA CARTE got 0-1-0 and dropped 109.  
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in 
one round?  SUPERIOR FORCES 1208 dropped 114, which I think's more than all the other 
teams combined!  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, OFF COLOUR!  'Cause they 
got 3-0-1 and moved up to 1st!  MVP award for IRAQ?  MORE SUCK!'s proud of him after 
beating NIOLLIR and getting 26 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  NIOLLIR's match 
with IRAQ cost him a loss of 22 points!  Like DEATH STALKERS' CANIS LUPUS is sweating 
since he got TV challenged by Duelmaster RABID DOG!  Don't you think the Duelmaster 
is being unfair?  I think RABID DOG should let CANIS LUPUS be Duelmaster for a while, 
without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  WHAT'S MY 
FRUIT? was DWES EG's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know 
what OLD BUDS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from 
WHAT'S MY FRUIT?, that's fer sher.  Like, is ABSINTHE popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of DWES EG!  He's got a 1-1-0, is that good?  Ooh!  Did L. 
FRANK BAUM really know what he was doing when he challenged STRAFE?  A 11-5-0 speaks 
volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it means.) STRAFE subdued L. FRANK 
BAUM, and was I surprised (right!).  But its a good thing STRAFE could stop laughing 
long enough to give L. FRANK BAUM a good pounding.  For sure, I was holding my breath 
when I found out GREY HAIR challenged DIABOLICAL.  After all, haven't OFF COLOUR and 
HELLBORN had a long standing duel in DWES EG?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or 
anything, but DIABOLICAL wants me to write about it since he lost to GREY HAIR.  
Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DWES EG ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  THE WILLBURY returns from 
the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his GOING BANANAS teammates...  What if 
they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RABID DOG 1078                9   5    140         NASTY PETS (185)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JIMMY THE AINT 19733         20   0  1 181         BLADE BROTHERS (3064)     
 STRAFE 11158                 11  11    126         BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      
 YUENGLING 16265              10   4  1 106         LOCAL BEER (2467)         
-INFERNAL 19787               12   3  1 101         HELLBORN (3074)           
 WHIRLIGIG 18872              12   8    101         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
 SCHWETTY OLIVES 14247        10   1  1 101         SCHWETTY FOODS (2120)     
 CURIOUS GEORGE 11330         10   1    100         DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    
-THE THING 25309              11   4     95         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
 GREY HAIR 21083              11   1     95         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 GRIM REAVER 16024             9   4     94         REDUX! (2421)             
 DARN SMART 16256              7   3  1  92         GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)      
 CANIS LUPUS 19333            10   3  1  91         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPEED MERCHANT 15079         16  16  5  89         JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       
 TV EATS MY LIFE 17438        10   5  2  88         RESCUE ME (2667)          
 DIABOLICAL 19786             11   7     87         HELLBORN (3074)           
 CRACK IS CHEAP 18422         13   5     84         NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 
 RABIES 19328                 13   9     82         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     
 SOPHIE VENOM 25316           11   3     82         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
 GENERAL BIG TOE 22926        10   4  1  79         FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      
 ST LOUIS RAMS 20789           8   5  1  79         PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)      
 WHIRLWIND 10337               8   2     79         THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   
 ORAL B 10020                  9   1     78         SUNNYDALE (1485)          
 HARRY SELDON 18333            8   2  1  78         FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    
 L. FRANK BAUM 19586          11   5     77         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
 REPRISAL 14465                9   4  1  77         THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (2151) 
 DILLIGAF 10340                8   6     76         THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   
 PATRIOT 11164                12  19  1  74         BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    
 HARV 20046                    8   5  1  73         4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     
 TROLLHATTAN 10381            10   4  1  70         THE WILLBURYS 79 (1528)   
 CROCKPOT 19603               10   5     70         RIVALS (3039)             
 NEUTRINO 2393                12  19     69         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 DODGE BALL 14348              9   6     69         SUPERIOR FORCES 120 (2131)
 BATISTA 19767                 8   3     69         ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       
-SIN-EATER 24827               7   9  2  68         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
-FUNKY BUTT MOVIE 11539        6   6     67         LUNCHABLES (840)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMELLY TOES 17409            10   7     66         HYBRIDS V (2661)          
 PSYCHO BITCH 18670            8   5  1  66         SANDY TOO (2874)          
-OFRIA 20174                   8   4     66         CLINTONITES (3151)        
 ADJUDICATOR 19739            11   5     65         DOOMGIVERS (3065)         
 THE WILLBURY 11440            5   4  2  65         GOING BANANAS (1663)      
 IRAQ 20420                    4   0     65         MORE SUCK! (3197)         
-TINY ARCHIBALD 8174           6   8     64         THE POINT GUARDS (1183)   
 GERBIL RAMPAGE 6071           8   8     62         DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      
 FLUFFY BUNNY 18105            5   2     62         OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     
 BUSY BEE 12963               12  13     61         VERMIN! (1901)            
 DIRTY DOG 5294                6   0     60         SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 
-BLACK THUNDER 16688           5   2     60         THE HELL PATROL (2536)    
 ATLANTIS 23349                5   2     60         LONG GONE (3721)          
 ODDJOB 18436                  6   6  1  59         VILLAINS (2836)           
 BIG BANG 18009                8  11  2  58         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 MOLASSES 21722                7   5     58         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
 CHEESE STEAK 20346            5   7     58         PHILLY (3184)             
 BIG RED 21684                 8   2     57         RED LIGHT (3427)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRIPWIRE 10345                6   7     57         THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANCHOR 21694                  6   0     56         THE A TEAM (3429)         
 GLADFIRE 14418                3   9     54         ENIGMA 3 (1962)           
-RAWLINGS 19597                8   5     53         COMPANY MAN (3038)        
 RESERVATION 10080             6   2     53         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
-CULINARY 17479                5   2     51         C. U. LATER (2674)        
-HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584     8   8     50         LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     
 TURQUOISE 19608               6   3     50         COLOUR CRAYON (3040)      
 PUDGY PUSS 2320               7  17  1  49         VERMIN!! (334)            
-ACES & EIGHTS 18441           7   1     49         BOOT LEATHER (2837)       
 BURIZA 15993                  6   8     49         SUPERIOR FORCES 620 (2415)
 ALIEN 2397                    6  15     49         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 COCONUT MEAT 23302            6   3     49         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
 NELTRAK 16339                 4   3     49         WHETSTONE 2MN (2470)      
 CIMERIES 10476                6   4     47         THE WILLBURYS 72 (1545)   
 NOSE PICKER 21698             5   3  1  47         FAULTS (3430)             
-TOURNAMENT CHAMPION 7447      4   2     47         EXCITEMENT (1063)         
 PUD #5A 20722                 7   8     45         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
 YELLOW TEETH 21080            6   2     45         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 HUGH PETRAMINT 13406          5   8     45         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 SHORT-TEMER 980               5   6     44         LIFESPAN (165)            
 WOR 1001                      5   5     44         ON A ROLL (169)           
-GAP 23344                     4   1     43         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      
-SINEAD 3343                   3   4     43         FIANADHA (457)            
 NIOLLIR 9659                  5   2     42         THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    
 SNOW SPIDER 10638             4   3     42         ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)    
 PUD 126 22024                 3   1     42         PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       
 BOTTACELLI 22958              2   0     42         HER ALTEREGO (3659)       
 SUAVE 14546                   6   7  2  41         SMARTER THAN (2167)       
 FIREHAWK 10342                6   6  1  41         THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   
 COURTNEY BOURTNEY 14038       6   7     40         MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   
-COSTA RICA 21101              4   8     40         PLACES RATED (3316)       
 OSCAR 15865                   3   2     40         WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)    
 BIG TIPPER 25968              1   1     40         FACE 2 FACE (4181)        
 WON MEAN KAT 10097            5   3  1  39         THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    
 ME 18103                      3   4     39         OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     
-BARRTANA HAVAL 26729          8   6     38         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    
 2ND PLACE 23331               4   3     38         LOSERS (3717)             
 NECTARINE 19639               3   1     38         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 ZIGGY STARDUST 1100           2   2     38         SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)   
 BARON 16548                   3   7  1  37         WOLF PACK (2512)          
 STOMP THIS! 22961             4   2     36         ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    
 RESOLUTION 10081              3   3     36         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
 DEALIE BOPPER 18881           6  11     35         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
-SANDMAN 15238                 3   2     35         I TRAINED THEM ALSO (2284)
-LITTLEHEART 11227             3   2     35         LOST SOULS 12 (1630)      
-MARTIN 20178                  3   8     35         MILFORDITES (3152)        
-SIX TEEN 13513                3   2     34         LOST SOULS SIX (1986)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLASPHEMY 24825               4   7     33         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
-WOODEN INDIAN 21704           4   3     33         DUMMIES (3431)            
 PUD #26 19867                 3   4     33         MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   
 CARMEN 18936                  3   6     33         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2919)
 WINNER 1042                   3   4     33         ONE CHANCE (178)          
-POINTER 21691                 3   4     33         GOOD DOGGY (3428)         
 CROCODILE HUNTER 24218        3   1     33         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
 SCUM 2 21850                  2   0     33         SCUM DADDY (3459)         
 HAND OF DOOM 19764            6   6     31         ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       
-MERK 21078                    5   3  1  31         OLD BUDS (3311)           
 FEYD-RAUTHA 17388             4   5     31         STREET PIZZAD XI II (2657)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HUMUNGOUS 23173               3   1  1  31         REALLY BIG WORDS (3694)   
 PUD 100 22001                 2   9     31         PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       
 EVIL ELMO 10108               2   1     31         THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    
-GO 21713                      5   1     30         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
-TITUS 11280                   2   4     30         LOST SOULS 22 (1640)      
 BYX 24760                     2   0     30         FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     
-ELI 20724                     2   2     30         SHAVE MY POODLE (3255)    
 MARY'S BLOODY LAMB 9798       4   5     29         MOTHERGOOSEONHALDOL (1448)
 LITTLE DAMAGE 22835           3   1  1  29         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       
 PUD #69 19908                 3   4     29         MORE NEW TEAMS 14 (3097)  
 PUD #20 19855                 3   1     29         MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   
 ADENOID 23357                 4   2     28         NEEDLESS (3723)           
-THE SPONGE 20381              2   0     28         THE C TEAM (3190)         
 STEELE RABBIT 9666            1   4  1  28         METAL BUNNIES (1436)      
-GUY TWO 18953                 1   1     28         1 TEAM (2922)             
 THAT'S ME 22831               2   2     27         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       
 NO 21716                      3   3     26         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
-SC EASLEY 21094               2   5  1  26         SMITHVILLE (3314)         
-MISS SCARLET 21683            2   6     26         RED LIGHT (3427)          
-MAKE ROLLS 20382              2   0     26         SPECIAL ED VIII (3191)    
-FINN MAC COOL 23729           2   0     26         FINADHA (3785)            
 LADDER 18934                  1   6  1  26         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2918)
-CURSE 20831                   3   1     25         SAY WHAT?!?? (3265)       
-WIGHT 14116                   2   2     25         EVIL 2 (161)              
 CANTHUS 20961                 2   1     25         ARGUS V (3291)            
-JARNE 11272                   2   1     25         LOST SOULS 21 (1639)      
 CORREY 11756                  2   1     25         OUTTA MIND (1708)         
-AZTEC 23350                   6   2     24         LONG GONE (3721)          
 GREEN THUMB 24140             2   0  1  24         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 OSU 25144                     2   0     24         BIG 10 (4021)             
 HOE 23352                     2   4     24         GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     
 LAME DWAYNE 12534             1   1     24         ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHANGING BUFFALO 18031        1   1  1  23         TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     
 IOWA 25141                    1   1     23         BIG 10 (4021)             
-FREAKIN GENIUS 19858          4   2     22         ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    
 PUD #28 19866                 3   4     22         MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   
-PINK PANTIES 251              3   9     22         LOOSE FINGERS (46)        
-JACK FLASH 23721              2   0     22         FLATLANDERS VIII (3784)   
 0001 16728                    1   1     22         OCT 2002 (2543)           
 AWE 21696                     3   3     21         THE A TEAM (3429)         
 PUD 135 22036                 2   2     21         PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       
 FRENCH ONION 19623            2   1     21         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 FULL METAL JACKET 12141       1   1     21         Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)
 EGGSHELL 24136                3   2  1  20         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
 MYSTIC EYE 25126              2   0     20         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
 WILD TURKEY 25146             1   1     20         DRINKS (4022)             
 BLACK DIRT 23356              1   1     20         GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     
-HAYSEED 24030                 4   0     19         COLUMBIA FTF (3835)       
-ZIP GUN 10276                 3  10     19         ANARCHIST COOKBOOK  (1164)
 ALTA 10629                    3   2     19         SEARCH ENGINES (1563)     
 LAPTOP DANCE 20411            2   3     19         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
 KELSEY 11423                  1   0     19         WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        
 SOULTAKER'S HEAD 24226        2   2     18         RUGS (3860)               
 RASCALLY MOOSE 11409          1   1     18         WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       
-UNHOLY GERBIL 24046           1   3     18         CROSS BREED! (3837)       
 CHILI CHEESE 19622            1   1     18         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
-CLEAVER 23343                 2   5     17         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      
 HER SKIMITAR 26089            2   0     17         CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)     
 BLOODPOOL 25127               1   1     17         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
 MYRA MINNOW 21621             1   0     17         FISH MONGERS II (3414)    
-ZERO DEFENSE 342              3   7     16         ROOKIE ARMADA (64)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PET PSYCHIC 24215             2   2     16         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-CITRUCEL 21680                2   2     16         DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  
 SNOTMONSTER 26261             2   0     16         NOSEY (4239)              
 MIKE TYSON 24219              2   2     16         EAR A LA CARTE (3859)     
 TONSILS 23360                 2   4     16         NEEDLESS (3723)           
-TUNNEL 24276                  1   1     16         DARK PASSAGE (3870)       
 FLIM FLAM 19594               1   1     16         WORDSMITH (3037)          
 HOT RAIL 18460                1   1     16         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 YELLOW POST-IT 26131          2   0     15         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
 TEST5 26760                   1   0     15         SUPERIOR FORCES B30 (4334)
 TOWER 12207                   1   0     15         THE WILLBURYS W (1778)    
-WILEY 24163                   1   3     15         OLD BUDS (3311)           
-CHINA PRINCESS 19585          1   4     15         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
 8A 6D 26712                   1   0     15         THE BUKKAKE FIVE 11 (4325)
 EVERCLEAR 25149               1   1     15         DRINKS (4022)             
-ROBERTA 21086                 0   1     15         INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)  
 CORRUPTION 22745              0   1     15         THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 
 HUGE BOX 488                  2   1  1  14         BOXES (93)                
 RYAN 25139                    2   0     14         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-1001 25095                    1   0  1  14         DUMB PUDS (4011)          
 3-LEGGED SKINK 22717          1   5     14         VERMIN!! (334)            
-COMET 23784                   1   0     14         LOST IN SPACE (3794)      
-INDIANA JONES IV 20076        0   2     14         THE GERIATRIC YEARS (3131)
 PLUM 19640                    0   2     14         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 SLIDERULE 24128               2   0     13         NEEDLESS (3723)           
-HOMBRE 11906                  1   4     13         I TRAINED THEM 3 (1733)   
 A 26076                       1   1     13         SO BAD (4202)             
 PUD #66 19907                 1   6     13         MORE NEW TEAMS 14 (3097)  
-RED-EYE 21084                 1   0     13         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
-MILK 24412                    1   0     13         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
-FRED AGAIN 20372              1   0     13         SHORT ON NAMES (3189)     
-CAUTION 24167                 1   0     13         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
-SMILE FROM SANDY 7456         0   1     13         WASTE OF TIME 2 (1065)    
-CHESTER 23720                 2   0     12         FLATLANDERS VIII (3784)   
-STEAMING EARL 24992           2   0     12         SAUNA TIME (3991)         
 KINGPIN 18948                 1   3     12         SUPERIOR FORCES 430 (2921)
 ELOCIT BATTLETOOTH 24705      1   0     12         SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    
-NEAT 21664                    1   3     12         PHRASES (3423)            
 RAKHARO 834                   0   6     12         BLOODRIDERS (136)         
 SIZZLAH 25125                 0   2     12         PLAYA HATTAS (4017)       
 RIDEN HAWKWARPER 24702        2   0     11         SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    
 ROY OYSTER 21617              1   2     11         FISH MONGERS II (3414)    
-TREEMAN 23743                 1   1     11         DEEP FOREST (3788)        
-SINNABAR 11286                1   0     11         LOST SOULS 23 (1641)      
-SANDMAN 11897                 0   1     11         I TRAINED THEM 2 (1732)   
-SHARK BAIT! 24424             0   1     11         OOH HAA HAA (3893)        
 SQUIRRELY 19652               0   1     11         DARK TOADS 03F (3048)     
 PERSIAN RUG 24227             3   1     10         RUGS (3860)               
 DNORG 26038                   2   0     10         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
-CLEVELAND STEAMER 25002       2   0     10         OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       
 PROJECT 26080                 2   0     10         ONE OF MANY (4203)        
-CHAINTREE 24766               1   0     10         DISORDER (3953)           
 WRATH 22746                   1   0     10         THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 
 HARM 'EM 22099                1   0     10         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 LEODOCUS 20949                1   0     10         ARGUS VII (3289)          
-MAN ONE 18967                 0   2     10         4 TEAM (2925)             
-STILL NOT TALKING 20389       0   2     10         THAT'S CLASSIFIED (3192)  
-WARLOCK D'HOLM 26726          2   1      9         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    
 MICHIGAN 25145                2   0      9         BIG 10 (4021)             
-DRAT WON PRIMUS! 24441        1   0      9         COME AGAIN? (3897)        
-TIGGER 18816                  1   0      9         HUNDRED-ACRE WOOD (2898)  
-HARI SELDON 24271             1   0      9         DARK FOUNDATION (3869)    
-OFFSET 24138                  1   0      9         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOAD 21032                    1   0      9         UGLIES (3304)             
-RED LETTER DAY 24160          1   0      9         RED LIGHT (3427)          
-BULL 23769                    1   0      9         FARM ANIMALS (3791)       
-JESSE JACKSON 14412           0   3      9         HORRIBLE PEOPLE (2143)    
-ARNIE DOOMSLAYER 25119        0   1      9         SHIPWRECKED (4016)        
 VENUS 23787                   1   1      8         LOST IN SPACE (3794)      
 ED 25138                      1   1      8         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 ABSINTHE 25148                1   1      8         DRINKS (4022)             
 WINDEX 25147                  1   1      8         DRINKS (4022)             
-SALTY SUSAN 24981             1   1      8         SPICE RACK (3989)         
 MARK 25137                    0   2      8         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 LOU 25140                     0   2      8         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 THE FAN 25143                 0   2      8         BIG 10 (4021)             
 PRIVETTE 24882                2   0      7         OLD BUDS (3311)           
 BETTER THAN YOU 26172         2   0      7         DREAM ON (4221)           
 BOUNCY BALL 26130             1   1      7         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
 DAMION CORONA 24700           1   1      7         DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     
 DESCARTES 23745               1   0      7         BRAINIAC (303)            
-TONKLIN 11266                 1   2      7         LOST SOULS 19 (1637)      
-CARL 23370                    0   1      7         CARL SQUARED (3725)       
-PLANTAIN 22101                0   1      7         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
-MAD COW 23311                 0   1      7         EMCEE (3713)              
 UBER GOOBER 26198             2   0      6         NUTS (4226)               
 LERNUS 20952                  1   0  1   6         ARGUS VII (3289)          
-SUPER 8 23858                 1   3      6         ON A WHIM (301)           
-RASPY F. NEWT 23857           1   3      6         VERMIN!! (334)            
 12A 7D 26666                  1   0      6         THE BUKKAKE FIVE 2 (4316) 
-CANNON FODDER 24150           1   3      6         LOSERS (3717)             
 BLUE ANGEL 24908              1   1      6         FACED OUT (3974)          
 HOPE 26062                    1   1      6         WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      
 EHH 26057                     1   1      6         VERY POOR (4198)          
 TRITON 25128                  0   2      6         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
-REND 18808                    0   2      6         MAYHEM (2896)             
 AIR MORTY 18457               0   2      6         ENIGMA 3 (1962)           
 BRIAN 25136                   0   2      6         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-SONGMASTER 24808              0   2      6         TIME HUNTERS (3961)       
-PIBB XTRA 24978               0   2      6         SOFT DRINKS (3988)        
 TEST 24240                    1   2      5         SUPERIOR FORCES A30 (3863)
 RED SOX 26010                 1   0      5         HOME RUN (4189)           
 TEST6 26758                   0   1      5         SUPERIOR FORCES B30 (4333)
-ONE BAD STUD 18811            0   1      5         FORGOTTEN HEROES (2897)   
 PEST 24368                    0   1      5         VERMIN! (1901)            
-PAJAMAS 24127                 0   1      5         NEEDLESS (3723)           
 DAVALON 12220                 0   1      5         THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    
 PINK PRINCESS 24906           1   1      4         FACED OUT (3974)          
 WOOLSHINE 24903               1   1      4         ELVEN LORDS (3973)        
 BIG ONE 24076                 1   1      4         SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)      
 FOUR AND OUT 26049            1   1      4         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
-RUNNER UP 24151               0   4      4         LOSERS (3717)             
-RAVAGE 18805                  0   2      4         MAYHEM (2896)             
 HIS DAGGER 26096              0   2      3         WINDOWS CAN SUCK IT (4206)
 NANO 26164                    0   2      2         FLOPS (4220)              
-BASILISK 23736                0   2      2         THE DARK TEMPLE II (3787) 
 VEST 24843                    0   2      2         SHIRTS (3966)             
-GREY SQUIRREL 23742           0   2      2         DEEP FOREST (3788)        
-SUZIE 23734                   0   2      2         FLATLANDERS IX (3786)     
 BIG ONE 24082                 0   2      2         SIZE ISSUES (3844)        
 QUAGMIRE 24829                0   2      2         Q IS GOOD (3964)          
 PENN STATE 25142              0   2      2         BIG 10 (4021)             
 RIPE PLUM 25974               0   1      1         CRAZY CLUE (4182)         
 PET PRECINCT 24216            0   1      1         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
 STEVE'S IDEA 11777            0   1      1         OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      
 PRIMUS 25565                  0   1      1         INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIG LOSER 26048               0   1      1         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
 ANIMAL COPS 24217             0   1      1         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
 CUT THE MUSTARD 25976         0   1      1         CRAZY CLUE (4182)         
-AVALOR 11248                  0   1      1         LOST SOULS 16 (1634)      
-AXIS 21622                    0   1      1         THE EDGE OF DAWN (3415)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GUY FOUR 18951          0  2   1 TEAM 2922          SC EASLEY 21094       113   
SLOWLY 26184            0  2   ADVERBS II 4224      GREEN THUMB 24140     115   
BANDIT PRINCE           0  0   DARK ARENA           THE WILLBURY 11440    115  NONE
HARM ME 22097           0  1   ENIGMA 3 1962        SHEWISH GIANT         115  NONE
DA 1 18459              0  1   ENIGMA 6 1965        DARK CHAMPION         115  NONE
ROC EXISTS 19617        0  1   ENIGMA 6 1965        BANDIT PRINCE         115  NONE
BALOR 23727             1  1   FINADHA 3785         HUGE BOX 488          113   
DENT 23730              1  1   FLATLANDERS IX 3786  1001 25095            113   
WEEDS 23354             3  3   GARDEN VARIETY 3722  ODDJOB 18436          112   
THE CURSE 15070        11 13 1 JEKYLL'S LAB 2259    HARV 20046            113  REVENGED
PUD #71 19912           4  1   MORE NEW TEAMS  3098 SUAVE 14546           113   
BLACK BEAN 19625        0  1   NOTHING BUT DIP 3042 BANDIT PRINCE         115  NONE
CRAB 19624              0  1   NOTHING BUT DIP 3042 ARENAMASTER           115  NONE
ROETHLE 24159           1  1 1 OLD BUDS 3311        RAMEN 23541           111  NOT REVENGED
ODNALRO 11712           0  1   OUTTA WORDS 1699     LERNUS 20952          115   
FLASH 21073             0  2   PETS FOREVER 3310    CHANGING BUFFAL 18031 114   
TEST3 24234             0  2   SUPERIOR FORCES 3862 EGGSHELL 24136        111  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

28 January 2004
All -- I send out this invitation to all teams and managers.  A new Alliance has been
formed.  The Living Essences Alliance is being formed to join forces in an effort to
eliminate common foes and to help the joined warriors grow and learn to the best of
their abilities by offering suggestions and advice.  It doesn't matter what arena
you're in, or if you're in another alliance already, as of today.  This Alliance is
open to one and all!  If you are interested in joining, please DIPLO me, or send a
personal ad to DM 93's newsletter.  If you wish to join beyond March 2004, send a PA
to DM 82.  Come join the fun! -- Dagan LifeGiver, mgr. Shadow Warriors (DM 93)

28 January 2004
This notice is to formally introduce our young alliance, CHAOS INC.  We consist of
APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and now RUDE BUDDHA.  If we aren't already there, we
WILL be coming to an arena near you soon!  Hope to see you all at the ZALCON II.

4 February 2004
Greeting from Jhans, DM 36 -- In 2 turns the kLk will host our first annual "St.
Valentines Day Massacre" in Jhans, arena 36.  (Kill Contest)  The contest will begin
on turn 450.  It will run for 10 turns.  On turn 461 the winners will be announced.
There will be 3 separate categories, the team with the most kills, the alliance with
the most kills, and the warrior with the most kills.  For the manager of the team
with the most kills a PRIZE of 10 ROLL-UPS will be rewarded (or $50 deposited into
his account).  No need to declare yourself in the personals.  If you are in DM 36,
you will be part of the contest whether you like it or not.  We encourage as much
trash talk as you'd like.  All teams, managers, and alliances invited.  Please
contact Polarius (mgr. of Blitzkrieg) in DM 36 with questions.  Or you can email me
at jamieptmo@hotmail.com.  Good luck and see you in the sands. -- Polarius

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE WILLBURY viciously butchered BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ROC EXISTS was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
HARM ME was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA 1 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CRAB was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
BLACK BEAN was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
RABID DOG devastated CANIS LUPUS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge Title brawl.
CHEESE STEAK was luckily beaten by CROCKPOT in a 3 minute master's Challenge brawl.
YELLOW TEETH won victory over BIG TIPPER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
NO was vanquished by ME in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
2ND PLACE slimly won victory over PUD #69 in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
BLACK DIRT was luckily beaten by PUD #20 in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
GREY HAIR luckily beat DIABOLICAL in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
L. FRANK BAUM was devastated by STRAFE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
GENERAL BIG TOE slimly lost to SUPER BUM in a 10 minute master's Challenge bout.
CRACK IS CHEAP was overpowered by WHIRLIGIG in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ST LOUIS RAMS devastated PATRIOT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ATLANTIS overpowered COURTNEY BOURTNEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CROCODILE HUNTER was devastated by ODDJOB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MOLASSES demolished PUD #5A in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PUD 100 was narrowly defeated by OSCAR in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
PUD 126 overpowered WINNER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ADENOID luckily beat PUD 135 in a action packed 10 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
HOE handily defeated 3-LEGGED SKINK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SOULTAKER'S HEAD savagely defeated TONSILS in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
RAKHARO was overpowered by OSU in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
AWE defeated ABSINTHE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
FLIM FLAM was vanquished by THAT'S ME in a 4 minute gruesome uneven Challenge bout.
PET PSYCHIC beat PUD #66 in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
TRITON was outlasted by DNORG in a exciting 7 minute beginner's Challenge competition.
A defeated PINK PRINCESS in a popular 2 minute brutal beginner's Challenge duel.
QUAGMIRE was savagely defeated by DAMION CORONA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
VEST was beaten by HOPE in a exciting 3 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
SLIDERULE viciously subdued LOU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
SCHWETTY OLIVES demolished DODGE BALL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SOPHIE VENOM was handily defeated by YUENGLING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CURIOUS GEORGE handily defeated SMELLY TOES in a 1 minute uneven match.
JIMMY THE AINT overpowered TV EATS MY LIFE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GRIM REAVER overpowered TROLLHATTAN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ADJUDICATOR was overcome by WHIRLWIND in a 1 minute veteran's duel.
BATISTA was overpowered by DARN SMART in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
ORAL B viciously subdued DILLIGAF in a action packed 1 minute bloody master's match.
RABIES luckily beat KHALHUMS DWARF in a unpopular 5 minute veteran's brawl.
NEUTRINO was viciously subdued by HARRY SELDON in a 3 minute veteran's conflict.
PSYCHO BITCH was subdued by REPRISAL in a popular 4 minute expert's fight.
FLUFFY BUNNY beat PUDGY PUSS in a 1 minute gory fray.
HARV handily defeated GLADFIRE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NIOLLIR was demolished by IRAQ in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NELTRAK demolished MARY'S BLOODY LAMB in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BARON was handily defeated by RESERVATION in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
FEYD-RAUTHA was overpowered by BUSY BEE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SUAVE was demolished by GERBIL RAMPAGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HUGH PETRAMINT was subdued by CIMERIES in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
BIG BANG devastated FIREHAWK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BURIZA vanquished CORREY in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
WOR defeated DEALIE BOPPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
ALIEN devastated LITTLE DAMAGE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIRTY DOG luckily beat PUD #26 in a exciting 6 minute bloody duel.
ZIGGY STARDUST was subdued by BOTTACELLI in a 1 minute conflict.
SNOW SPIDER luckily beat HAND OF DOOM in a 2 minute struggle.
TRIPWIRE was defeated by TURQUOISE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
COCONUT MEAT subdued WON MEAN KAT in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BIG RED beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 3 minute gory fight.
RESOLUTION was defeated by NOSE PICKER in a 1 minute melee.
PUD #28 was vanquished by SHORT-TEMER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
STOMP THIS! unbelievably bested FULL METAL JACKET in a popular 7 minute bloody fight.
EGGSHELL was subdued by LAME DWAYNE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute duel.
NECTARINE savagely defeated ALTA in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
CARMEN was overpowered by SCUM 2 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CANTHUS devastated FOUR AND OUT in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
LAPTOP DANCE was demolished by WILD TURKEY in a 1 minute uneven match.
ROY OYSTER was devastated by CHILI CHEESE in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
MIKE TYSON was vanquished by IOWA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
PLUM slimly lost to RIDEN HAWKWARPER in a crowd boring 14 minute gory match.
FRENCH ONION outlasted NANO in a exciting 9 minute conflict.
KINGPIN slimly lost to BLOODPOOL in a action packed 3 minute brutal conflict.
LADDER was beaten by EVIL ELMO in a exciting 3 minute contest.
HOT RAIL unbelievably bested WOOLSHINE in a 2 minute brutal match.
0001 defeated AIR MORTY in a action packed 1 minute veteran vs. novice fray.
BYX demolished PERSIAN RUG in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
SIZZLAH was viciously subdued by RASCALLY MOOSE in a exciting 4 minute gruesome duel.
STEELE RABBIT was unbelievably bested by YELLOW POST-IT in a 5 minute match.
RYAN unbelievably bested HIS DAGGER in a popular 9 minute gory battle.
EHH outlasted RIPE PLUM in a popular 7 minute beginner's competition.
VENUS was luckily beaten by LEODOCUS in a exciting 3 minute gruesome novice's bout.
BIG ONE was overpowered by TOWER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BIG ONE was vanquished by HUGE BOX in a 1 minute uneven contest.
PROJECT luckily beat MARK in a 1 minute gory amateur's duel.
GREEN THUMB assassinated SLOWLY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HER SKIMITAR demolished DAVALON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BOUNCY BALL was outwaited by EVERCLEAR in a action packed 7 minute beginner's duel.
TEST was overcome by ELOCIT BATTLETOOTH in a action packed 4 minute novice's match.
BETTER THAN YOU outlasted PENN STATE in a dull 20 minute beginner's duel.
UBER GOOBER outlasted SQUIRRELY in a unpopular 19 minute competition.
PRIVETTE subdued PET PRECINCT in a popular 4 minute amateur's battle.
BLUE ANGEL bested YES in a 1 minute amateur vs. veteran upset duel.
SNOTMONSTER defeated BRIAN in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
MYSTIC EYE devastated ED in a 1 minute uneven match.
THE FAN was handily defeated by TEST5 in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MICHIGAN overcame TEST6 in a popular 5 minute beginner's match.
WINDEX was overpowered by MYRA MINNOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PEST was unbelievably bested by RED SOX in a 3 minute beginner's contest.
KELSEY handily defeated ANIMAL COPS in a 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
LERNUS killed ODNALRO in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
DESCARTES beat PRIMUS in a action packed 1 minute novice's bout.
WRATH devastated CUT THE MUSTARD in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
CORRUPTION was overpowered by HARM 'EM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STEVE'S IDEA was bested by 12A 7D in a exciting 1 minute amateur's match.
8A 6D won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  57         WALL OF STEEL     84 -  53 -  1      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     42         TOTAL PARRY      151 - 110 -  2      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 41         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  15 -  2      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         STRIKING ATTACK  136 - 146 -  9      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         SLASHING ATTACK   54 -  65 -  1      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         LUNGING ATTACK   159 - 204 -  7      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         AIMED BLOW        51 -  67 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  18 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  16 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    42 -  99 -  3      30  |

Turn 115 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       30 - 12     LUNGING ATTACK    25 - 32         4  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 26         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     5 - 12         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  5                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         9 -  9                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   RABID DOG 1078              9   5  0  140 NASTY PETS (185)
BASHING ATTACK   JIMMY THE AINT 19733       20   0  1  181 BLADE BROTHERS (3064)
WALL OF STEEL    WHIRLIGIG 18872            12   8  0  101 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)
SLASHING ATTACK  SCHWETTY OLIVES 14247      10   1  1  101 SCHWETTY FOODS (2120)
STRIKING ATTACK  CURIOUS GEORGE 11330       10   1  0  100 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)
TOTAL PARRY      CRACK IS CHEAP 18422       13   5  0   84 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)
AIMED BLOW       HARV 20046                  8   5  1   73 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)
PARRY-STRIKE     NECTARINE 19639             3   1  0   38 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DIABOLICAL 19786.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FULL METAL JACKET 12141.  The ten other most popular fighters were PUD 135 
22036, HIS DAGGER 26096, PUD #26 19867, EGGSHELL 24136, NANO 26164, RIPE PLUM 25974, 
LADDER 18934, BOUNCY BALL 26130, DIABOLICAL 19786, and CHEESE STEAK 20346.

The least popular fighter this week was BETTER THAN YOU 26172.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were UBER GOOBER 26198, PENN STATE 25142, SQUIRRELY 19652, RIDEN 
HAWKWARPER 24702, PLUM 19640, RABIES 19328, FLIM FLAM 19594, CORRUPTION 22745, CUT 
THE MUSTARD 25976, and ANIMAL COPS 24217.

The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:

RABID DOG (82-1078) NASTY PETS