DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/06/2004    Duedate: 03/19/2004

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 116

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STRAFE
BLACK PRIMERS (1616)
(82-11158) [12-11-0,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STRAFE                         IRAQ
BLACK PRIMERS (1616)           MORE SUCK! (3197)
(82-11158) [12-11-0,129]       (82-20420) [5-0-0,75]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SPEED MERCHANT                 STEVE'S IDEA
JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)            OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)
(82-15079) [17-16-5,108]       (82-11777) [0-2-0,3]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OFF COLOUR (3312)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)           35 
2. FISH MONGERS II (3414)        30    OFF COLOUR (3312)
3. SLOW DOWN (3435)              29    Unchartered Team
4. SORTA WHITE (3712)            28 
5. ENIGMA 3 (1962)               27    MORE SUCK! (3197)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 BLADE BROTHERS (3064)     20   0  1 100.   1/ 1 OFF COLOUR (3312)         9  3 1
 2/ 3*MORE SUCK! (3197)          5   0  0 100.   2/ 3*BIG 10 (4021)             7  8 0
 3/ 7*SCREAMING BROOD (3940)     4   0  0 100.   3/ 2 SORTA WHITE (3712)        6  2 0
 4/ 8*ARGUS VII (3289)           3   0  1 100.   4/ 8*DRINKS (4022)             6  7 0
 5/11*ONE OF MANY (4203)         3   0  0 100.   5/ 9 THE A TEAM (3429)         5  0 0
 6/12*CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)      3   0  0 100.   6/10 SLOW DOWN (3435)          5  0 0
 7/14*NUTS (4226)                3   0  0 100.   7/12*SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    4  0 0
 8/16*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)      3   0  0 100.   8/21*BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 4  4 0
 9- 9*SAUNA TIME (3991)          2   0  0 100.   9/ 6*NEEDLESS (3723)           4  6 0
10-10*OHIO EXPRESS (3993)        2   0  0 100.  10/26*ARGUS VII (3289)          3  0 1
11/20*HOME RUN (4189)            2   0  0 100.  11/49 GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)      3  0 1
12/30*THE WILLBURYS W (1778)     2   0  0 100.  12/32*NUTS (4226)               3  0 0
13/ 0*ABNORMAL ANATOMY (1311)    1   0  1 100.  13/29*ONE OF MANY (4203)        3  0 0
14-21*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4334)  1   0  0 100.  14/30*CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)     3  0 0
15/ 0*ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)    1   0  0 100.  15/34*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     3  0 0
16/ 0*BUSINESS CALLS (4193)      1   0  0 100.  16/35*MORE SUCK! (3197)         3  0 0
17-24*UGLIES (3304)              1   0  0 100.  17/36*FAULTS (3430)             3  0 0
18-26*FARM ANIMALS (3791)        1   0  0 100.  18/38*HER ALTEREGO (3659)       3  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-31*LOST SOULS 23 (1641)       1   0  0 100.  19/15*MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   3  0 0
20/ 0*BALROGS (1387)             1   0  0 100.  20/40 REDUX! (2421)             3  0 0
21/ 0*BAND OF ROGUES (1394)      1   0  0 100.  21/16 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      3  0 0
22-33 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    10   1  0 90.9  22/42 SUNNYDALE (1485)          3  0 0
23/35*MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)    7   1  0 87.5  23/17 NASTY PETS (185)          3  0 0
24/ 2*SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715)  6   1  0 85.7  24-19*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     3  1 0
25/ 0*LAST GRIMOIRE (1566)       5   1  0 83.3  25/54 ON A ROLL (169)           3  1 0
26/ 0*SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)  5   1  0 83.3  26/18*WORK WITH THIS (4213)     3  2 0
27-36 MOTHERGOOSEONHALDO (1448) 43  10  0 81.1  27/ 4 OLD BUDS (3311)           3  2 0
28-42*PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)        3   1  0 75.0  28/ 5 RED LIGHT (3427)          3  2 0
29/61*HER ALTEREGO (3659)        3   1  0 75.0  27/127*FISH MONGERS II (3414)    3  3 0
30/65*OUTTA MIND (1708)          3   1  0 75.0  30/55*NO POTENTIAL (3637)       3  3 0
31/66*THE WILLBURYS L (1497)     3   1  0 75.0  31/23 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  3  3 0
32/ 0*ALTERED STATES (187)       3   1  0 75.0  32-24 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     3  4 0
33/39 OFF COLOUR (3312)         22   8  1 73.3  33/25*POKER NIGHT (4020)        3 12 0
34/48 GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)       8   3  2 72.7  34/70*HOME RUN (4189)           2  0 0
35/37 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)     8   3  1 72.7  35-45 PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)      2  0 0
36-45 FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      10   4  1 71.4  36-11*PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       2  0 0
37/56 COLOUR CRAYON (3040)       7   3  0 70.0  37-14 FLAT BROKE (2832)         2  0 0
38-49 HELLBORN (3074)           23  10  1 69.7  38/98*THE WILLBURYS W (1778)    2  0 0
39-50 THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (2151)  9   4  1 69.2  39/96*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       2  0 0
40/54 RESCUE ME (2667)          11   5  2 68.8  48/148 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       2  0 0
41-51 DOOMGIVERS (3065)         11   5  0 68.8  41/ 0 DEADMANS HAND (1576)      2  0 0
42/44 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 13   6  0 68.4  06/106*THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    2  0 0
43-52 FLAT BROKE (2832)         15   7  0 68.2  03/103*ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)    2  0 0
44/46 LOCAL BEER (2467)         10   5  1 66.7  14/114*VERY POOR (4198)          2  1 0
45/68 NASTY PETS (185)          10   5  0 66.7  45/31*DREAM ON (4221)           2  1 0
46-55*ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)     8   4  1 66.7  46/33*NOSEY (4239)              2  1 0
47-59*EXCITEMENT (1063)          4   2  0 66.7  55/155*LOSERS (3717)             2  1 0
21/121*VERY POOR (4198)           2   1  0 66.7  48/37*SCUM DADDY (3459)         2  1 0
49/13*DREAM ON (4221)            2   1  0 66.7  49-48*LOST IN SPACE (3794)      2  1 0
50/15*NOSEY (4239)               2   1  0 66.7  37/137*OCT 2002 (2543)           2  1 0
51/17*SCUM DADDY (3459)          2   1  0 66.7  34/134 RESCUE ME (2667)          2  1 0
52-63*LOST IN SPACE (3794)       2   1  0 66.7  52/41 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    2  1 0
30/130*OCT 2002 (2543)            2   1  0 66.7  53/43 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     2  1 0
54-64*LOST SOULS 21 (1639)       2   1  0 66.7  54/13 LOCAL BEER (2467)         2  1 0
31/131*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)        2   1  0 66.7  33/133*WORDSMITH (3037)          2  1 0
56/69 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       23  12  0 65.7  56/52 RIVALS (3039)             2  1 0
57/53 SUPERIOR FORCES 12 (2131) 21  11  0 65.6  35/135 COLOUR CRAYON (3040)      2  1 0
58/75 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)      9   5  1 64.3  40/140 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      2  1 0
59/74 SANDY TOO (2874)           9   5  1 64.3  51/151 LIFESPAN (165)            2  1 0
60/67*THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    10   6  0 62.5  52/152*SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)   2  1 0
61-71*REALLY BIG WORDS (3694)    5   3  1 62.5  43/143*MORE IN 82 (4196)         2  2 0
62/87*ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)     5   3  0 62.5  62/60 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       2  2 0
63-73 PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)       8   5  1 61.5  41/141*THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    2  2 0
64/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   49  32  3 60.5  64/63*GIMME A BREAK (3720)      2  3 0
65/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2274)  9   6  1 60.0  65/58*GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     2  3 0
66/70*NO POTENTIAL (3637)        6   4  1 60.0  66/56*FACED OUT (3974)          2  3 0
67/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829)  6   4  0 60.0  67/22*MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   2  4 0
68/40*WORK WITH THIS (4213)      3   2  0 60.0  68/61 DEATH STALKERS (2995)     2  4 0
17/117*WORDSMITH (3037)           3   2  0 60.0  69/62*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    2  5 0
70-80*LOST SOULS 12 (1630)       3   2  0 60.0  54/154 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   2  5 0
71-79*I TRAINED THEM ALS (2284)  3   2  0 60.0  71/65*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   2  6 0
18/118*SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)    3   2  0 60.0  72/ 7 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     2  6 0
73/90 THE A TEAM (3429)         16  11  0 59.3  73/64 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           2  8 0
74/94 SLOW DOWN (3435)          13   9  0 59.1  12-112*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     1  0 1
75/84 OZ RETURNS (3036)         13   9  0 59.1  75/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2274) 1  0 1
76/77 RED LIGHT (3427)          17  12  0 58.6  76/ 0*ABNORMAL ANATOMY (1311)   1  0 1
77-83 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK (1164) 36  26  1 58.1  77/ 0*BUSINESS CALLS (4193)     1  0 0
78/91 RIVALS (3039)             11   8  0 57.9  78-69*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4334) 1  0 0
79/ 0 FEROCIRAPTORS (1052)      37  27  1 57.8  79-28*OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       1  0 0
80-85*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)      8   6  0 57.1  80/ 0*ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)   1  0 0
81/58*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)     4   3  0 57.1  81-27*SAUNA TIME (3991)         1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/88 DEATH STALKERS (2995)    250 190 18 56.8  82/ 0*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   1  0 0
83/89 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   66  51  0 56.4  89/189*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  1  0 0
84/98*THE WILLBURYS C (1434)     9   7  0 56.2  84-79*FARM ANIMALS (3791)       1  0 0
85/82 HYBRIDS V (2661)          10   8  0 55.6  85-75*UGLIES (3304)             1  0 0
86/99 REDUX! (2421)             10   8  0 55.6  86-81*CROSS BREED! (3837)       1  0 0
87/72*THE WILLBURYS J (1495)     5   4  1 55.6  24-124*DARK PASSAGE (3870)       1  0 0
88-95 SCHWETTY FOODS (2120)     28  23  3 54.9  28-128*DUMMIES (3431)            1  0 0
01/101 SORTA WHITE (3712)        12  10  1 54.5  98/198*OOH HAA HAA (3893)        1  0 0
90/ 0*THE WILLBURYS I (1494)     6   5  0 54.5  90-76*REALLY BIG WORDS (3694)   1  0 0
91-96*TWO WILL DO (3433)         8   7  0 53.3  91-92 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415) 1  0 0
92-97*RUGS (3860)                8   7  0 53.3  92/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829) 1  0 0
07/107 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)      9   8  0 52.9  93/90 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     1  0 0
00-100 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     30  27  0 52.6  94-88 BLADE BROTHERS (3064)     1  0 0
95/93 LONG GONE (3721)          11  10  0 52.4  00-100*LOST SOULS SIX (1986)     1  0 0
06/106 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   11  10  0 52.4  02-102 THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (2151) 1  0 0
05/105 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      12  11  0 52.2  97-94*LOST SOULS 23 (1641)      1  0 0
04/104 SUNNYDALE (1485)         108 101  1 51.7  98-95 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    1  0 0
03/103 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   33  32  2 50.8  99-93*LOST SOULS 12 (1630)      1  0 0
08-108 CLINTONITES (3151)         8   8  0 50.0  00/ 0*THE WILLBURYS S (1782)    1  0 0
40/140 LIFESPAN (165)             6   6  0 50.0  01-99*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      1  0 0
02/92 GOING BANANAS (1663)       5   5  2 50.0  01-101 SCHWETTY FOODS (2120)     1  0 0
11-111*ANIMAL PLANET (3858)       5   5  0 50.0  03/ 0*LAST GRIMOIRE (1566)      1  0 0
13/113*BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018)  4   4  0 50.0  04/ 0*BAND OF ROGUES (1394)     1  0 0
05/86*WHETSTONE 2MN (2470)       4   4  0 50.0  04-104*EXCITEMENT (1063)         1  0 0
54/154*ONE CHANCE (178)           4   4  0 50.0  07-107 THE WILLBURYS 72 (1545)   1  0 0
07/78*WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)     3   3  0 50.0  07/ 0*BALROGS (1387)            1  0 0
08/81*SEARCH ENGINES (1563)      3   3  0 50.0  08/ 0*SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 1  0 0
76/176*MORE IN 82 (4196)          2   2  0 50.0  09/ 0*ALTERED STATES (187)      1  0 0
14-114*PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)        2   2  0 50.0  09-109 BRAINIAC (303)            1  0 0
15-115*EAR A LA CARTE (3859)      2   2  0 50.0  11/67 GOING BANANAS (1663)      1  1 1
12/60*ARGUS V (3291)             2   2  0 50.0  13-113*FACE 2 FACE (4181)        1  1 0
79/179*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498)  2   2  0 50.0  86/186*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333) 1  1 0
19-119*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)      1   1  1 50.0  85/185*INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101) 1  1 0
22-122*SPICE RACK (3989)          1   1  0 50.0  15/71*B5 2 (4316)               1  1 0
20/220*INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101)  1   1  0 50.0  16/68*B5 11 (4325)              1  1 0
24-124*FACE 2 FACE (4181)         1   1  0 50.0  20-120*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 1  1 0
18/22*B5 2 (4316)                1   1  0 50.0  21-121*SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)      1  1 0
19/19*B5 11 (4325)               1   1  0 50.0  91/191*THE EDGE OF DAWN (3415)   1  1 0
21/221*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333)  1   1  0 50.0  45-145*PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       1  1 0
23/223*THE EDGE OF DAWN (3415)    1   1  0 50.0  95/195 PLACES RATED (3316)       1  1 0
26-126*SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)       1   1  0 50.0  23-123*RUGS (3860)               1  1 0
25-125*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629)  1   1  0 50.0  00/200*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921) 1  1 0
27-127*DARK PASSAGE (3870)        1   1  0 50.0  81/181 COMPANY MAN (3038)        1  1 0
25/ 0*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)    1   1  0 50.0  04/204*DARK TOADS 03F (3048)     1  1 0
24/224*OOH HAA HAA (3893)         1   1  0 50.0  26-20 HELLBORN (3074)           1  1 0
28/228*DARK TOADS 03F (3048)      1   1  0 50.0  27/89*WHETSTONE 2MN (2470)      1  1 0
28/32*WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)         1   1  0 50.0  28/97*WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        1  1 0
29/ 0*THE WILLBURYS S (1782)     1   1  0 50.0  10/210*OUTTA MIND (1708)         1  1 0
32-132*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)       1   1  0 50.0  21/221*THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    1  1 0
30/230*THE WILLBURYS X (1781)     1   1  0 50.0  38-138 VERMIN! (1901)            1  1 0
35-135*DUMMIES (3431)            11  12  0 47.8  25/225*THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    1  1 0
45/145 COMPANY MAN (3038)         9  10  0 47.4  26/226*METAL BUNNIES (1436)      1  1 0
36/136 ON A ROLL (169)            9  10  0 47.4  34-53 MOTHERGOOSEONHALDO (1448) 1  1 0
35/ 0 DEADMANS HAND (1576)      33  37  0 47.1  28/228*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498) 1  1 0
34/134 THE WILLBURYS 79 (1528)   36  41  3 46.8  36/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   1  1 0
10/110*BIG 10 (4021)              7   8  0 46.7  08/108*SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 1  1 0
37-137 LUNCHABLES (840)          41  47  1 46.6  16/116*SO BAD (4202)             1  2 0
38-138 VERMIN! (1901)           134 156  5 46.2  15/115*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      1  2 0
39-139 SMARTER THAN (2167)        6   7  2 46.2  18/118 TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    1  2 0
09/109 VILLAINS (2836)            6   7  1 46.2  69/169*WINDOWS CAN SUCK I (4206) 1  2 0
46/146*DRINKS (4022)              6   7  0 46.2  22/122*ELVEN LORDS (3973)        1  2 0
42/142 OLD BUDS (3311)           10  12  2 45.5  43-57*TWO WILL DO (3433)        1  2 0
48/148 VERMIN!! (334)           142 182  6 43.8  44/144 LONG GONE (3721)          1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
50-150 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415)  6   8  0 42.9  62/162 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       1  2 0
46/ 0*TRUE MEN (4345)            3   4  0 42.9  74/174 PHRASES (3423)            1  2 0
73/173*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)   3   4  0 42.9  47/46*ARGUS V (3291)            1  2 0
74/174*CYBERTEASE (1851)          3   4  0 42.9  19/119*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     1  2 0
53-153*LOST SOULS SIX (1986)      3   4  0 42.9  49/47*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    1  2 0
55-155 BRAINIAC (303)            69  93  2 42.6  80/180*SHIRTS (3966)             1  2 0
58/158 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      14  19  0 42.4  32/132*WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)    1  2 0
56/156 TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    16  23  1 41.0  52/50 HYBRIDS V (2661)          1  2 0
57/157 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  27  39  1 40.9  46/146 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 1  2 0
72/172*FISH MONGERS II (3414)     4   6  0 40.0  54/51 VILLAINS (2836)           1  2 0
47/147 STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657)  4   6  0 40.0  82/182 SANDY TOO (2874)          1  2 0
16/116*FACED OUT (3974)           2   3  0 40.0  63/163 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   1  2 0
92/192*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921)  2   3  0 40.0  47/147 STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657) 1  2 0
61-161*LOST SOULS 19 (1637)       2   3  0 40.0  49/149*CYBERTEASE (1851)         1  2 0
66/166*FAULTS (3430)              7  11  1 38.9  50/150 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   1  2 0
63/163 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       71 112 15 38.8  60/44*BOXES (93)                1  2 0
69/169 PHRASES (3423)             5   8  0 38.5  67/167*ONE CHANCE (178)          1  2 0
12/112*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)     5   8  0 38.5  73/173*CRAZY CLUE (4182)         1  3 0
59/159*GIMME A BREAK (3720)       8  13  0 38.1  53-153*ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      1  3 0
44/144*NEEDLESS (3723)            8  13  0 38.1  64/59 THE WRETCHED (3963)       1  3 0
62/162 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    12  20  1 37.5  59/159 OZ RETURNS (3036)         1  3 0
51/151*MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)    6  10  0 37.5  57-157*MORE NEW TEAMS 14 (3097)  1  3 0
52/152*BOXES (93)                 3   5  1 37.5  65/165 ENIGMA 3 (1962)           1  4 0
65/165 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    102 184  4 35.7  56/156 VERMIN!! (334)            1  6 0
64/164*GARDEN VARIETY (3722)      6  11  0 35.3  70/170*FLOPS (4220)              0  3 0
67-167*MORE NEW TEAMS 14 (3097)   6  11  0 35.3  60-160*PETS FOREVER (3310)       0  3 0
68-168 PHILLY (3184)              5  10  0 33.3  64/164 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    0  3 0
95/195*METAL BUNNIES (1436)       2   4  1 33.3  29/229 THE WILLBURYS 79 (1528)   0  3 0
75-175*LOST SOULS 22 (1640)       2   4  0 33.3  68-168*PLAYA HATTAS (4017)       0  2 0
20/120*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)       1   2  0 33.3  71-171*ADVERBS II (4224)         0  2 0
23/123*SO BAD (4202)              1   2  0 33.3  79-179*Q IS GOOD (3964)          0  2 0
07/207*WINDOWS CAN SUCK I (4206)  1   2  0 33.3  78-178*SIZE ISSUES (3844)        0  2 0
29/129*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)      1   2  0 33.3  75-175 PHILLY (3184)             0  2 0
12/212*SHIRTS (3966)              1   2  0 33.3  61-161 FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      0  2 0
28/128*ELVEN LORDS (3973)         1   2  0 33.3  06/206*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2918) 0  2 0
77-177*SUPERIOR FORCES A3 (3863)  1   2  0 33.3  01/201 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919) 0  2 0
80-180 THE WILLBURYS 72 (1545)    8  17  0 32.0  42-142 SMARTER THAN (2167)       0  2 0
82-182 WOLF PACK (2512)           3   7  1 30.0  15/215*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      0  2 0
70/170 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919)  3   7  0 30.0  18/218 SUPERIOR FORCES 12 (2131) 0  2 0
81/181 THE WRETCHED (3963)       21  50  3 29.6  84/ 0*TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)   0  2 0
86/186*LOSERS (3717)              6  15  0 28.6  27/227*THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    0  2 0
71/171*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)    3   8  0 27.3  30/230*SEARCH ENGINES (1563)     0  2 0
84-184 MILFORDITES (3152)         3   8  0 27.3  66/166*BLOODRIDERS (136)         0  2 0
93/193 PLACES RATED (3316)        5  14  0 26.3  84-184*SHIPWRECKED (4016)        0  1 0
99/199 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)        3   9  0 25.0  72-172*SOFT DRINKS (3988)        0  1 0
10/210*CRAZY CLUE (4182)          1   3  0 25.0  17-117*SPICE RACK (3989)         0  1 0
91-191*CROSS BREED! (3837)        1   3  0 25.0  93-193*INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)  0  1 0
85/185 ENIGMA 6 (1965)            8  27  0 22.9  92/ 0*4-LETTER JOBS (3906)      0  1 0
83/183*POKER NIGHT (4020)         3  12  0 20.0  87-187*EAR A LA CARTE (3859)     0  1 0
94-194*SMITHVILLE (3314)          2   8  1 20.0  11-111*SMITHVILLE (3314)         0  1 0
97-197*I TRAINED THEM 3 (1733)    1   4  0 20.0  95/ 0*MADNESS (3957)            0  1 0
00/200 ENIGMA 3 (1962)            5  21  0 19.2  77-177*TIME HUNTERS (3961)       0  1 0
01/201*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2918)  1   7  1 12.5  94-194*SUPERIOR FORCES A3 (3863) 0  1 0
02-202*PETS FOREVER (3310)        0   8  0  0.0  92-192*EMCEE (3713)              0  1 0
03/203*BLOODRIDERS (136)          0   6  0  0.0  08/208*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131) 0  1 0
08/208*FLOPS (4220)               0   3  0  0.0  03-203 MILFORDITES (3152)        0  1 0
18/218*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131)  0   3  0  0.0  07-207 DOOMGIVERS (3065)         0  1 0
02/ 0*TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)    0   3  0  0.0  29-129*ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    0  1 0
11-211*PLAYA HATTAS (4017)        0   2  0  0.0  36-136 WOLF PACK (2512)          0  1 0
06-206*SOFT DRINKS (3988)         0   2  0  0.0  30-130 CLINTONITES (3151)        0  1 0
09-209*ADVERBS II (4224)          0   2  0  0.0  13-213*OUTTA WORDS (1699)        0  1 0
16-216*SIZE ISSUES (3844)         0   2  0  0.0  12-212*LOST SOULS 16 (1634)      0  1 0
15-215*TIME HUNTERS (3961)        0   2  0  0.0  16-216*I TRAINED THEM 2 (1732)   0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17-217*Q IS GOOD (3964)           0   2  0  0.0  17-217*I TRAINED THEM 3 (1733)   0  1 0
32/232*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)       0   2  0  0.0  14-214*I TRAINED THEM ALS (2284) 0  1 0
19-219*SHIPWRECKED (4016)         0   1  0  0.0  11-211*LOST SOULS 22 (1640)      0  1 0
25-225*EMCEE (3713)               0   1  0  0.0  20-220*LOST SOULS 19 (1637)      0  1 0
26-226*INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)   0   1  0  0.0  22-222*LOST SOULS 21 (1639)      0  1 0
13/ 0*4-LETTER JOBS (3906)       0   1  0  0.0  13/ 0*WONDERLAND II (1395)      0  1 0
14/ 0*MADNESS (3957)             0   1  0  0.0  14/ 0 FEROCIRAPTORS (1052)      0  1 0
29-229*LOST SOULS 16 (1634)       0   1  0  0.0  15/ 0*THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    0  1 0
33-233*I TRAINED THEM 2 (1732)    0   1  0  0.0  23-223*WASTE OF TIME 2 (1065)    0  1 0
31-231*OUTTA WORDS (1699)         0   1  0  0.0  24-224 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK (1164) 0  1 0
18/ 0*WONDERLAND II (1395)       0   1  0  0.0  39-139 LUNCHABLES (840)          0  1 0
34-234*WASTE OF TIME 2 (1065)     0   1  0  0.0  19/ 0*RIP-OFFS (158)            0  1 0
20/ 0*RIP-OFFS (158)             0   1  0  0.0  98/ 0*TRUE MEN (4345)           0  0 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of DWES EG!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  You know what they say about the 
herd of lions who studied a judge...  BLOOD OF THE TITAN moved up 13 places, to 8th.  
Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not ARGUS VII's opponents, after watching them 
shoot up the ranks from 26th to 10th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions 
who studied a judge...  GOTTA RUN HIM moved up 38 places, to 11th.  Who can explain 
it?  Not you, not me, not NUTS' opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks 
from 32nd to 12th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  ONE OF MANY moved up 16 places, to 13th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not 
me, not CRAP TEAM #536's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 30th 
to 14th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  
FALLEN TERRORS moved up 19 places, to 15th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, 
not MORE SUCK!'s opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 35th to 16th. 
You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  FAULTS moved 
up 19 places, to 17th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not HER ALTEREGO's 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 38th to 18th.  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  REDUX! moved up 20 places, 
to 20th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not SUNNYDALE's opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 42nd to 22nd.  You know what they say about the 
herd of lions who studied a judge...  ON A ROLL moved up 29 places, to 25th.  OLD 
BUDS bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 4th down to 27th!  Are 
you guy giving lessons or what?  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, 
he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  RED LIGHT!  
Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not FISH MONGERS II's opponents, after watching 
them shoot up the ranks from 127th to 29th.  You know what they say about the herd of 
lions who studied a judge...  NO POTENTIAL moved up 25 places, to 30th.  Who can 
explain it?  Not you, not me, not HOME RUN's opponents, after watching them shoot up 
the ranks from 70th to 34th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who 
studied a judge...  THE WILLBURYS W moved up 60 places, to 38th.  Who can explain it? 
Not you, not me, not WORLDSPAN 16's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks 
from 96th to 39th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  JEKYLL'S LAB moved up 108 places, to 40th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, 
not me, not THE WILLBURYS L's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 
106th to 42nd.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge... 
ARDUIN GRIMOIRE moved up 60 places, to 43rd.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, 
not VERY POOR's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 114th to 44th. 
Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 
DREAM ON, cause they dropped by 14.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You 
know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  NOSEY!  
You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  LOSERS moved 
up 108 places, to 47th.  SCUM DADDY bit the big one as they could not win.  They 
dropped from 37th down to 48th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Who can explain 
it?  Not you, not me, not OCT 2002's opponents, after watching them shoot up the 
ranks from 137th to 50th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied 
a judge...  RESCUE ME moved up 83 places, to 51st.  Looking for a good fight, 
confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at FOUNDATION ARMY, cause they 
dropped by 11.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, 
you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  LOCAL BEER!  Who can explain 
it?  Not you, not me, not WORDSMITH's opponents, after watching them shoot up the 
ranks from 133rd to 55th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied 
a judge...  COLOUR CRAYON moved up 78 places, to 57th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, 
not me, not DEADLY ATTACKS' opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 
140th to 58th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge... 
LIFESPAN moved up 92 places, to 59th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not 
SPIDERS FROM MARS' opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 152nd to 
60th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  MORE IN 
82 moved up 82 places, to 61st.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not THE 
WILLBURYS F's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 141st to 63rd.  
MORE NEW TEAMS 6 bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 22nd down 
to 67th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  You know what they say about the herd 
of lions who studied a judge...  THE WILLBURYS 47 moved up 84 places, to 70th.  
Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 
OUTA THIS WORLD, cause they dropped by 65.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not 
DAILY CONSUMPTION's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 189th to 
83rd.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  OOH HAA 
HAA moved up 109 places, to 89th.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You 
know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  GOING 
BANANAS!  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not SUPERIOR FORCES B304's opponents, 
after watching them shoot up the ranks from 186th to 113th.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  INQUISITION BASE 4 moved up 71 
places, to 114th.  B5 2 bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 
71st down to 115th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Looking for a good fight, 
confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at B5 11, cause they dropped by 
48.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not THE EDGE OF DAWN's opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 191st to 119th.  You know what they say about 
the herd of lions who studied a judge...  PLACES RATED moved up 74 places, to 121st.  
Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not SUPERIOR FORCES 4301's opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 200th to 123rd.  You know what they say about 
the herd of lions who studied a judge...  COMPANY MAN moved up 57 places, to 124th.  
Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not DARK TOADS 03F's opponents, after watching 
them shoot up the ranks from 204th to 125th.  Ever take one of those association 
tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  
Flop.  WHETSTONE 2MN!  WORLDSPAN 6 bit the big one as they could not win.  They 
dropped from 97th down to 128th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  OUTTA MIND moved up 81 
places, to 129th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not THE WILLBURYS X's 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 221st to 130th.  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  THE WILLBURYS C moved up 93 
places, to 132nd.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not METAL BUNNIES' 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 226th to 133rd.  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 moved up 
93 places, to 135th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  
Well don't look at SUPERIOR HORDE 961M, cause they dropped by 29.  Ever take one of 
those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, 
Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  SO BAD!  WORLD WITHOUT bit the big one as they could not 
win.  They dropped from 115th down to 139th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 
TWILIGHT SHADOW, cause they dropped by 22.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not 
WINDOWS CAN SUCK IT's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 169th to 
141st.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say 
white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  ELVEN LORDS!  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  PUDS AGAIN 1 moved up 17 places, to 
145th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not PHRASES' opponents, after watching 
them shoot up the ranks from 174th to 146th.  ARGUS V bit the big one as they could 
not win.  They dropped from 46th down to 147th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 
DEADLY HACKERS, cause they dropped by 29.  ALL YOU ZOMBIES bit the big one as they 
could not win.  They dropped from 47th down to 149th!  Are you guy giving lessons or 
what?  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  SHIRTS 
moved up 30 places, to 150th.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, 
he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  WHETSTONE 2O 
II!  HYBRIDS V bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 50th down to 
152nd!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Looking for a good fight, confident, 
skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at VILLAINS, cause they dropped by 103.  
Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not SANDY TOO's opponents, after watching them 
shoot up the ranks from 182nd to 155th.  Ever take one of those association tests?  
You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  
BOXES!  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  CRAZY 
CLUE moved up 11 places, to 162nd.  THE WRETCHED bit the big one as they could not 
win.  They dropped from 59th down to 164th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  
Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  VERMIN!!!  Who can explain it?  Not you, not 
me, not THE WILLBURYS 79's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 
229th to 172nd.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  SUPERIOR FORCES 3302 moved up 27 places, to 179th.  Who can explain it?  
Not you, not me, not SUPERIOR FORCES 3301's opponents, after watching them shoot up 
the ranks from 201st to 180th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who 
studied a judge...  OUTTA ROLLUPS moved up 33 places, to 182nd.  Who can explain it?  
Not you, not me, not SUPERIOR FORCES 1208's opponents, after watching them shoot up 
the ranks from 218th to 183rd.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who 
studied a judge...  THE WILLBURYS J moved up 42 places, to 185th.  Who can explain 
it?  Not you, not me, not SEARCH ENGINES' opponents, after watching them shoot up the 
ranks from 230th to 186th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough 
opponents.  Well don't look at BLOODRIDERS, cause they dropped by 21.  What's with 
BATISTA?  She actually beat OFF COLOUR's GREY HAIR, and walked away with 26 more 
points from the fight.  Laughs were big at ULTRAPALOOZA while they watched BATISTA 
clobber GREY HAIR.  He lost 16 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the 
stands.  Another fighter (CANIS LUPUS 10-4-1) challenged another Duelmaster (RABID 
DOG 10-5-0).  Life goes on.  Try as he might, CANIS LUPUS wasn't good enough at 
persuading RABID DOG to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  I suppose you want 
to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of 
practive, THE WILLBURYS F!  In my day, no team with a 9-5-0 would scare me off!  
What's the problem, COLOUR CRAYON?  What do people see in OSCAR?  His 3-3-0?  
WHETSTONE 2O II ain't talkin', but he's got 40 points.  Keep challenging up 44 
points, RABIES, and I won't have to write about you much longer.  STRAFE always 
accepts those kind of challenges...  As I expected, STRAFE won RABIES.  Not to start 
anything, but, RABIES, now that you've faced him and seen his style, you might try it 
again!  Maybe SLOW DOWN's MOLASSES is one of those gals who likes pain, or something. 
That's what she'll get next week, after challenging up 26 to CRACK IS CHEAP.  
Sometimes what you expect to do (like in the fights) doesn't expect to turn out like 
you thought.  MOLASSES defeated CRACK IS CHEAP.  It don't make sense.  I hate going 
to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that 0001 gets in.  He fights 
people like MICHIGAN, 13 points below.  I thought 0001 showed great skill and promise 
when he beat MICHIGAN.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  DARN SMART killed WHIRLWIND, and expects revenge from THE 
WILLBURYS 47.  The dead are better off dead--they have no worries.  We all knew it 
had to happen sooner or later.  A warrior can't stick around with a 4-6-0, and ILL 
OMEN easily took care of FEYD-RAUTHA.  Let's see...  Uh, looks like MORE NEW TEAMS 15 
has one week left to revenge PUD #71's death.  But SUAVE tells me he's not losing any 
sleep.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  Are 
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRAFE 11158                 12  11    129         BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARN SMART 16256              8   3  2 113         GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)      
 SPEED MERCHANT 15079         17  16  5 108         JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       
 WHIRLIGIG 18872              13   8    106         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
-SCHWETTY OLIVES 14247        10   1  1 101         SCHWETTY FOODS (2120)     
-CURIOUS GEORGE 11330         10   1    100         DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    
 GRIM REAVER 16024            10   4     99         REDUX! (2421)             
 TV EATS MY LIFE 17438        11   5  2  96         RESCUE ME (2667)          
-THE THING 25309              11   4     95         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
 BATISTA 19767                 9   3     95         ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANIS LUPUS 19333            10   4  1  89         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     
-DIABOLICAL 19786             11   7     87         HELLBORN (3074)           
 DILLIGAF 10340                9   6     86         THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   
 CRACK IS CHEAP 18422         13   6     85         NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 
 L. FRANK BAUM 19586          12   5     85         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
 YUENGLING 16265              10   5  1  84         LOCAL BEER (2467)         
 HARV 20046                    9   5  1  84         4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     
 MOLASSES 21722                8   5     83         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
 RABIES 19328                 13  10     82         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     
-SOPHIE VENOM 25316           11   3     82         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
 ORAL B 10020                 10   1     81         SUNNYDALE (1485)          
 GREY HAIR 21083              11   2     79         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
-GENERAL BIG TOE 22926        10   4  1  79         FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      
-ST LOUIS RAMS 20789           8   5  1  79         PLAYOFFS 2002 (3261)      
-REPRISAL 14465                9   4  1  77         THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (2151) 
 PATRIOT 11164                12  20  1  75         BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    
 IRAQ 20420                    5   0     75         MORE SUCK! (3197)         
 HARRY SELDON 18333            8   3  1  74         FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    
 NOSE HAIR 5344                5   1     74         SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 
 CROCKPOT 19603               11   5     73         RIVALS (3039)             
 GERBIL RAMPAGE 6071           9   8     71         DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      
 RED RAVEN 7339               12   5  1  70         FEROCIRAPTORS (1052)      
 NEUTRINO 2393                12  20     70         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 SIN-EATER 24827               7  10  2  69         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
 PSYCHO BITCH 18670            9   5  1  68         SANDY TOO (2874)          
 TROLLHATTAN 10381            10   5  1  67         THE WILLBURYS 79 (1528)   
 F-LUSH 10742                 10   6     67         DEADMANS HAND (1576)      
-FUNKY BUTT MOVIE 11539        6   6     67         LUNCHABLES (840)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OFRIA 20174                   8   4     66         CLINTONITES (3151)        
 COCONUT MEAT 23302            7   3     66         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
 SHORT-TEMER 980               6   6     66         LIFESPAN (165)            
 GLADFIRE 14418                4   9     66         ENIGMA 3 (1962)           
-ADJUDICATOR 19739            11   5     65         DOOMGIVERS (3065)         
-FLUFFY BUNNY 18105            5   2     62         OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     
-BUSY BEE 12963               12  13     61         VERMIN! (1901)            
 DODGE BALL 14348              9   7     61         SUPERIOR FORCES 120 (2131)
 ANCHOR 21694                  7   0     61         THE A TEAM (3429)         
 DIRTY DOG 5294                6   1     61         SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 
 BIG BANG 18009                8  12  2  60         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 TALOS 10706                   8   4  1  59         THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   
 TURQUOISE 19608               7   3     59         COLOUR CRAYON (3040)      
 SMELLY TOES 17409            10   8     58         HYBRIDS V (2661)          
 ILL OMEN 15166                9   6  1  58         SUPERIOR FORCES 321 (2274)
 TRIPWIRE 10345                6   8     58         THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   
-CHEESE STEAK 20346            5   7     58         PHILLY (3184)             
 HICHAM 18389                  4   4     58         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2829)
 BARRTANA HAVAL 26729          9   6     57         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIOLLIR 9659                  6   2     57         THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAWLINGS 19597                9   5     56         COMPANY MAN (3038)        
 BOTTACELLI 22958              3   0     55         HER ALTEREGO (3659)       
 PUD #5A 20722                 8   8     54         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
 ODDJOB 18436                  6   7  1  54         VILLAINS (2836)           
 ZIGGY STARDUST 1100           3   2     54         SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)   
 HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584     9   8     53         LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     
 ATLANTIS 23349                5   3     52         LONG GONE (3721)          
 NELTRAK 16339                 4   4     51         WHETSTONE 2MN (2470)      
 RESOLUTION 10081              4   3     51         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
 PUDGY PUSS 2320               7  18  1  50         VERMIN!! (334)            
 NOSE PICKER 21698             6   3  1  50         FAULTS (3430)             
-BURIZA 15993                  6   8     49         SUPERIOR FORCES 620 (2415)
 2ND PLACE 23331               5   3     49         LOSERS (3717)             
 ALL FOUR WON 10700            2   5  1  48         THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   
-CIMERIES 10476                6   4     47         THE WILLBURYS 72 (1545)   
-TOURNAMENT CHAMPION 7447      4   2     47         EXCITEMENT (1063)         
 WOR 1001                      6   5     46         ON A ROLL (169)           
 HUGH PETRAMINT 13406          5   9     46         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 COSTA RICA 21101              5   8     46         PLACES RATED (3316)       
 GAP 23344                     4   2     46         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      
 RESERVATION 10080             6   3     45         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
 SNOW SPIDER 10638             5   3     45         ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)    
 LITTLE DAMAGE 22835           4   1  1  45         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       
 WINNER 1042                   4   4     45         ONE CHANCE (178)          
 BYX 24760                     3   0     45         FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     
 BIG RED 21684                 8   3     44         RED LIGHT (3427)          
 ALIEN 2397                    6  16     42         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
-PUD 126 22024                 3   1     42         PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       
-SUAVE 14546                   6   7  2  41         SMARTER THAN (2167)       
-FIREHAWK 10342                6   6  1  41         THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   
 YELLOW TEETH 21080            6   3     41         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 HAND OF DOOM 19764            7   6     40         ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       
 WON MEAN KAT 10097            5   4  1  40         THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    
 PUD 100 22001                 3   9     40         PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       
 OSCAR 15865                   3   3     40         WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)    
 CORREY 11756                  3   1     40         OUTTA MIND (1708)         
-BIG TIPPER 25968              1   1     40         FACE 2 FACE (4181)        
-ME 18103                      3   4     39         OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     
 COURTNEY BOURTNEY 14038       6   8     38         MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   
 OSU 25144                     3   0     38         BIG 10 (4021)             
 KEEPS ON TICKING 10096        4   3     37         THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    
 STOMP THIS! 22961             4   3     37         ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    
-BARON 16548                   3   7  1  37         WOLF PACK (2512)          
 DEALIE BOPPER 18881           6  12     36         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
-SANDMAN 15238                 3   2     35         I TRAINED THEM ALSO (2284)
-LITTLEHEART 11227             3   2     35         LOST SOULS 12 (1630)      
-MARTIN 20178                  3   8     35         MILFORDITES (3152)        
 BLASPHEMY 24825               4   8     34         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
 CARMEN 18936                  3   7     34         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2919)
-SIX TEEN 13513                3   2     34         LOST SOULS SIX (1986)     
 EVIL ELMO 10108               3   1     34         THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WOODEN INDIAN 21704           4   3     33         DUMMIES (3431)            
 PUD #20 19855                 4   1     33         MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   
-CROCODILE HUNTER 24218        3   1     33         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
 WILD TURKEY 25146             2   1     33         DRINKS (4022)             
 MERK 21078                    5   4  1  32         OLD BUDS (3311)           
 STEELE RABBIT 9666            2   4  1  32         METAL BUNNIES (1436)      
 SCUM 2 21850                  2   1     32         SCUM DADDY (3459)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADDER 18934                  1   7  1  32         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2918)
 F-ULL HOUSE 10732             6   0     31         DEADMANS HAND (1576)      
-HUMUNGOUS 23173               3   1  1  31         REALLY BIG WORDS (3694)   
-GO 21713                      5   1     30         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
 NECTARINE 19639               3   2     30         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
-TITUS 11280                   2   4     30         LOST SOULS 22 (1640)      
-MARY'S BLOODY LAMB 9798       4   5     29         MOTHERGOOSEONHALDOL (1448)
-PUD #69 19908                 3   4     29         MORE NEW TEAMS 14 (3097)  
 IOWA 25141                    2   1     29         BIG 10 (4021)             
 CITRUCEL 21680                3   2     27         DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  
 FULL METAL JACKET 12141       2   1     27         Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)
 THAT'S ME 22831               2   3     27         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       
 LAPTOP DANCE 20411            3   3     26         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
-NO 21716                      3   3     26         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
-SC EASLEY 21094               2   5  1  26         SMITHVILLE (3314)         
 0001 16728                    2   1     26         OCT 2002 (2543)           
-MISS SCARLET 21683            2   6     26         RED LIGHT (3427)          
 BIGGLIE 10645                 5   1     25         LAST GRIMOIRE (1566)      
-JARNE 11272                   2   1     25         LOST SOULS 21 (1639)      
 MYRA MINNOW 21621             2   0     25         FISH MONGERS II (3414)    
 BLOODPOOL 25127               2   1     25         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
-GREEN THUMB 24140             2   0  1  24         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 RASCALLY MOOSE 11409          2   1     24         WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       
 ABSINTHE 25148                2   1     24         DRINKS (4022)             
 SHARK BAIT! 24424             1   1     24         OOH HAA HAA (3893)        
-LAME DWAYNE 12534             1   1     24         ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AWE 21696                     4   3     23         THE A TEAM (3429)         
 HER SKIMITAR 26089            3   0     23         CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)     
 MILK 24412                    2   0     23         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
-CHANGING BUFFALO 18031        1   1  1  23         TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     
-FREAKIN GENIUS 19858          4   2     22         ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    
 RED-EYE 21084                 2   0     22         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 RAD 12225                     1   1     22         THE WILLBURYS S (1782)    
 EGGSHELL 24136                3   3  1  21         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
 DELERIUM 1087                 3   1     21         ALTERED STATES (187)      
-PUD 135 22036                 2   2     21         PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       
 TOWER 12207                   2   0     21         THE WILLBURYS W (1778)    
 LEODOCUS 20949                2   0     21         ARGUS VII (3289)          
-FRENCH ONION 19623            2   1     21         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 PUD #26 19867                 3   5     20         MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   
 PUD #28 19866                 3   5     20         MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   
 ALTA 10629                    3   3     20         SEARCH ENGINES (1563)     
-BLACK DIRT 23356              1   1     20         GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     
 KELSEY 11423                  1   1     20         WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        
 ADENOID 23357                 4   3     19         NEEDLESS (3723)           
-ZIP GUN 10276                 3  10     19         ANARCHIST COOKBOOK  (1164)
 KINGPIN 18948                 2   3     19         SUPERIOR FORCES 430 (2921)
 FLIM FLAM 19594               2   1     19         WORDSMITH (3037)          
-SOULTAKER'S HEAD 24226        2   2     18         RUGS (3860)               
 CANTHUS 20961                 2   2     18         ARGUS V (3291)            
 HIS DAGGER 26096              1   2     18         WINDOWS CAN SUCK IT (4206)
-UNHOLY GERBIL 24046           1   3     18         CROSS BREED! (3837)       
 HOE 23352                     2   5     17         GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     
 CAUTION 24167                 2   0     17         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
 TONSILS 23360                 2   5     17         NEEDLESS (3723)           
 TEST6 26758                   1   1     17         SUPERIOR FORCES B30 (4333)
 CHILI CHEESE 19622            1   2     17         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 HOT RAIL 18460                1   2     17         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
-PET PSYCHIC 24215             2   2     16         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-MIKE TYSON 24219              2   2     16         EAR A LA CARTE (3859)     
 DYNAMO 24403                  1   1     16         PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TUNNEL 24276                  1   1     16         DARK PASSAGE (3870)       
 SHAMIAS WILDROCK 26725        3   5  1  15         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    
 PROJECT 26080                 3   0     15         ONE OF MANY (4203)        
 RYAN 25139                    2   1     15         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 VEST 24843                    1   2     15         SHIRTS (3966)             
 3-LEGGED SKINK 22717          1   6     15         VERMIN!! (334)            
-TEST5 26760                   1   0     15         SUPERIOR FORCES B30 (4334)
-CHINA PRINCESS 19585          1   4     15         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
 INDIANA JONES IV 20076        0   3     15         THE GERIATRIC YEARS (3131)
-ROBERTA 21086                 0   1     15         INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)  
-CORRUPTION 22745              0   1     15         THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 
 PLUM 19640                    0   3     15         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 SNOTMONSTER 26261             2   1     14         NOSEY (4239)              
-COMET 23784                   1   0     14         LOST IN SPACE (3794)      
 AXIS 21622                    1   1     14         THE EDGE OF DAWN (3415)   
 SQUIRRELY 19652               1   1     14         DARK TOADS 03F (3048)     
 PRIVETTE 24882                3   0     13         OLD BUDS (3311)           
 RIDEN HAWKWARPER 24702        3   0     13         SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    
-SLIDERULE 24128               2   0     13         NEEDLESS (3723)           
-HOMBRE 11906                  1   4     13         I TRAINED THEM 3 (1733)   
 RIPE PLUM 25974               1   1     13         CRAZY CLUE (4182)         
-PUD #66 19907                 1   6     13         MORE NEW TEAMS 14 (3097)  
 BLACK HEAD 26742              1   0     13         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 PRIMUS 25565                  1   1     13         INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101) 
-SMILE FROM SANDY 7456         0   1     13         WASTE OF TIME 2 (1065)    
 MYSTIC EYE 25126              2   1     12         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
-STEAMING EARL 24992           2   0     12         SAUNA TIME (3991)         
 FOUR AND OUT 26049            2   1     12         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
 ROY OYSTER 21617              1   3     12         FISH MONGERS II (3414)    
-ELOCIT BATTLETOOTH 24705      1   0     12         SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    
-NEAT 21664                    1   3     12         PHRASES (3423)            
 RAKHARO 834                   0   6     12         BLOODRIDERS (136)         
-SIZZLAH 25125                 0   2     12         PLAYA HATTAS (4017)       
-SINNABAR 11286                1   0     11         LOST SOULS 23 (1641)      
 QUALITY WARRIOR 25247         1   0     11         ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)   
 EVERCLEAR 25149               1   2     11         DRINKS (4022)             
-SANDMAN 11897                 0   1     11         I TRAINED THEM 2 (1732)   
-PERSIAN RUG 24227             3   1     10         RUGS (3860)               
 UBER GOOBER 26198             3   0     10         NUTS (4226)               
 RED SOX 26010                 2   0     10         HOME RUN (4189)           
-DNORG 26038                   2   0     10         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
-CLEVELAND STEAMER 25002       2   0     10         OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       
 WRECKED 'EM 8946              1   0  1  10         ABNORMAL ANATOMY (1311)   
 BEAU 9348                     1   0     10         BALROGS (1387)            
-WRATH 22746                   1   0     10         THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 
 HUGE BOX 488                  2   2  1   9         BOXES (93)                
 EHH 26057                     2   1      9         VERY POOR (4198)          
 WINDEX 25147                  1   2      9         DRINKS (4022)             
 ED 25138                      1   2      9         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 DAVALON 12220                 1   1      9         THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    
-OFFSET 24138                  1   0      9         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      
-TOAD 21032                    1   0      9         UGLIES (3304)             
-BULL 23769                    1   0      9         FARM ANIMALS (3791)       
-RED LETTER DAY 24160          1   0      9         RED LIGHT (3427)          
 MARK 25137                    0   3      9         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 LOU 25140                     0   3      9         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 THE FAN 25143                 0   3      9         BIG 10 (4021)             
-ARNIE DOOMSLAYER 25119        0   1      9         SHIPWRECKED (4016)        
-VENUS 23787                   1   1      8         LOST IN SPACE (3794)      
-SALTY SUSAN 24981             1   1      8         SPICE RACK (3989)         
 HARM 'EM 22099                1   1      8         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 MICHIGAN 25145                2   1      7         BIG 10 (4021)             
 YELLOW POST-IT 26131          2   1      7         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTER THAN YOU 26172         2   1      7         DREAM ON (4221)           
-BOUNCY BALL 26130             1   1      7         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
 A 26076                       1   2      7         SO BAD (4202)             
 SHADOWLORD 9386               1   0      7         BAND OF ROGUES (1394)     
-DESCARTES 23745               1   0      7         BRAINIAC (303)            
-TONKLIN 11266                 1   2      7         LOST SOULS 19 (1637)      
 BRIAN 25136                   0   3      7         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-PLANTAIN 22101                0   1      7         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 THUNDERBOLT 9361              0   1      7         TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)   
-MAD COW 23311                 0   1      7         EMCEE (3713)              
 CATERPILLAR 9391              0   1      7         WONDERLAND II (1395)      
-LERNUS 20952                  1   0  1   6         ARGUS VII (3289)          
 DAMION CORONA 24700           1   1      6         DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     
-RASPY F. NEWT 23857           1   3      6         VERMIN!! (334)            
-BLUE ANGEL 24908              1   1      6         FACED OUT (3974)          
-TRITON 25128                  0   2      6         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
-AIR MORTY 18457               0   2      6         ENIGMA 3 (1962)           
 PAJAMAS 24127                 0   2      6         NEEDLESS (3723)           
-SONGMASTER 24808              0   2      6         TIME HUNTERS (3961)       
-PIBB XTRA 24978               0   2      6         SOFT DRINKS (3988)        
-TEST 24240                    1   2      5         SUPERIOR FORCES A30 (3863)
 PINK PRINCESS 24906           1   2      5         FACED OUT (3974)          
 WOOLSHINE 24903               1   2      5         ELVEN LORDS (3973)        
 HOPE 26062                    1   2      5         WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      
-PEST 24368                    0   1      5         VERMIN! (1901)            
 12A 7D 26666                  1   1      4         B5 2 (4316)               
 8A 6D 26712                   1   1      4         B5 11 (4325)              
-BIG ONE 24076                 1   1      4         SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)      
 BREE GRAYHAND 26727           0   4      4         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    
 PROCUREMENT 26028             1   0      3         BUSINESS CALLS (4193)     
 STEVE'S IDEA 11777            0   2      3         OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      
 NANO 26164                    0   3      3         FLOPS (4220)              
 PENN STATE 25142              0   3      3         BIG 10 (4021)             
-BIG ONE 24082                 0   2      2         SIZE ISSUES (3844)        
 CUT THE MUSTARD 25976         0   2      2         CRAZY CLUE (4182)         
-QUAGMIRE 24829                0   2      2         Q IS GOOD (3964)          
 WILDFIRE 23414                0   2      2         TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)   
-PET PRECINCT 24216            0   1      1         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
 TWO MAN ARMY 945              0   1      1         RIP-OFFS (158)            
 REDFORGE 24786                0   1      1         MADNESS (3957)            
-BIG LOSER 26048               0   1      1         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
-ANIMAL COPS 24217             0   1      1         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-AVALOR 11248                  0   1      1         LOST SOULS 16 (1634)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GUY FOUR 18951          0  2   1 TEAM 2922          SC EASLEY 21094       113   
HAND 24485              0  1   4-LETTER JOBS 3906   WRECKED 'EM 8946      116   
SLOWLY 26184            0  2   ADVERBS II 4224      GREEN THUMB 24140     115   
HOG IT 19618            0  1   ENIGMA 3 1962        ARENAMASTER           116  NONE
BAD 1 26891             0  1   ENIGMA 6 1965        BLACK ORC             116  NONE
BAD 2 26892             0  1   ENIGMA 6 1965        HIGH ELF              116  NONE
BALOR 23727             1  1   FINADHA 3785         HUGE BOX 488          113   
CRICK CHUB 21618        0  1   FISH MONGERS II 3414 SPYMASTER             116  NONE
DENT 23730              1  1   FLATLANDERS IX 3786  1001 25095            113   
WEEDS 23354             3  3   GARDEN VARIETY 3722  ODDJOB 18436          112  NOT REVENGED
THE WILLBURY 11440      5  5 2 GOING BANANAS 1663   ARENAMASTER           116  NONE
THE CURSE 15070        11 13 1 JEKYLL'S LAB 2259    HARV 20046            113  REVENGED
PUD #71 19912           4  1   MORE NEW TEAMS  3098 SUAVE 14546           113   
DA 456 26889            0  1   NOTHING BUT DIP 3042 DARK CHAMPION         116  NONE
DA 457 26890            0  1   NOTHING BUT DIP 3042 DARK CHAMPION         116  NONE
ODNALRO 11712           0  1   OUTTA WORDS 1699     LERNUS 20952          115   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FLASH 21073             0  2   PETS FOREVER 3310    CHANGING BUFFAL 18031 114   
FEYD-RAUTHA 17388       4  6   STREET PIZZAD X 2657 ILL OMEN 15166        116   
WHIRLWIND 10337         8  3   THE WILLBURYS 4 1525 DARN SMART 16256      116   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

25 February 2004
Readers, and especially those who volunteered warriors -- My apologies for the sudden
lack of episodes.  I've been sick, but expect to be back at the keyboard soon. -- the
Scribe

3 March 2004
                   MONGO'S MARDI GRAS MADNESS DUELMASTERS AUCTION

     Mongo, aka Matt McIntosh and ex-Warden of the Dark Circle, is auctioning off his
entire collection of Duelmasters warriors and stables.  Don't miss out on this chance
to own some fantastic warriors!  There are ADM warriors available in every class from
Primus to Freshmen, as well as over a dozen Basic stables.
     Does a Slasher with +4 attack, +4 decisiveness, +3 initiative and +2 riposte
sound good?  How about a Lunger who received the benefit of a TC prize, has TVed
three times after graduating--and still hasn't maxed out his skills!?  How about a
Striker in the Freshmen class who has decisiveness for a favorite learn and the MAUL
for a favorite weapon!?
     Or perhaps you prefer playing in Basic.  Then how does a stable with four Adept
class warriors who have a combined record of 41-19-9 sound?  Or maybe a stable with
three 21-Will warriors?  Or perhaps a stable with four Initiates and a Rookie who
have a combined record of 23-6-1?
     The quality of the lots is excellent.  All you need to view and bid on the lots
is go to:
          http://members.aol.com/jvmerlino/mardigras.html
     If you want to be on the mailing list to receive regular updates on the auction,
just send an e-mail to JVMerlino@aol.com. Merlin, aka John Merlino and also an ex-
Warden of the Dark Circle, will be running this auction for me.  I just moved to New
Orleans and am likely currently stumbling around the French Quarter...because it's
Mardi Gras!  So I have named my auction in honor of this occasion.
     The auction will start on Saturday, March 13th, 2004, and will continue for
several weeks.  But you should get your bids in early if you want your best chance at
owning any of these fantastic warriors and stables.
     Many thanks to all for your interest and your bids,

Mongo

5 March 2004
Style Masters Symposium
Hosted by Hammer

     The years have slipped by and many DM Managers have come and gone since the last
Hammer's Handbook was compiled and printed.
     There is now a stirring within me to begin writing and editing yet another
Handbook with a distribution date sometime in 2005.
     This Handbook will be made available via Email with a possibility of burning the
info to a CD for distribution.
     Special arrangements will be made to provide the information via printed page to
those contributors who are serving sentences behind bars.
     The working title of this new Handbook is "Style Masters Symposium Hosted by
Hammer".
     Distribution of this Handbook is projected to be MAINLY for those DM Managers
who contribute information/articles to Hammer by June 2004.
     Informative and entertaining articles should focus on insights regarding Any or
All 10 Style Masters for both the Basic and ADM arenas as well as Tourney
competition.
     Articles focusing on Weapons/Armor are also encouraged for inclusion.
     Whether you are a Newbie Manager without a clue or a Jaded Veteran; everyone has
discovered something about this gaming experience that is both Insightful and
Entertaining.
     Email Your Articles to HammerDM@fastermail.com or send them via Diplo to either
Flower Hammerz (372) in DM 28 or Casino Hammerz (576) in DM 33.
     Length and Content of the Style Masters Symposium Hosted by Hammer will be
Determined by the Quality and Quantity of Contributors Combined with the Literary
Efforts of Hammer who is currently overseas for an indefinite period of time.
     Articles Contributed for this Project should be of Sufficient Length and Content
to Warrant being Included to Receive the Finished Document when Hammer has completed
this literary work to His satisfaction.
     Managers contributing articles are also requested to include a DM Bio of
Themselves along with any Notable Successes and/or Failures during Their DM Career in
Basic, ADM and/or Tourney Play.
     A listing of Active Stables would also be Helpful for Anyone Seeking to Reply to
Contributors via Diplo, Email or Snailmail.
     May Your Blades Be Sharp And Your Wits Sharper!
     -- Hammer of Flower Hammerz (372) DM 28 and Casino Hammerz (576) DM 33

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE WILLBURY was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HOG IT was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
CRICK CHUB was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA 457 was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
DA 456 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
BAD 1 was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BAD 2 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
BYX overpowered STOMP THIS! in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CANIS LUPUS was viciously subdued by RABID DOG in a 2 minute expert's Challenge melee.
DODGE BALL was overpowered by HARV in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
RABIES was savagely defeated by STRAFE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
IRAQ savagely defeated NEUTRINO in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
MOLASSES viciously subdued CRACK IS CHEAP in a 5 minute Challenge conflict.
ODDJOB was demolished by GERBIL RAMPAGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
NOSE PICKER overcame COURTNEY BOURTNEY in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SHORT-TEMER overpowered SMELLY TOES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
COCONUT MEAT devastated DIRTY DOG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
2ND PLACE overpowered NECTARINE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
COSTA RICA bested OSCAR in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
ANCHOR narrowly defeated NELTRAK in a exciting 3 minute Challenge bout.
ZIGGY STARDUST overpowered ALIEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MERK was viciously subdued by HAND OF DOOM in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
WINNER vanquished DEALIE BOPPER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CANTHUS was handily defeated by PUD 100 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HOE was demolished by WILD TURKEY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ADENOID was overpowered by OSU in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CAUTION defeated LOU in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
FLIM FLAM luckily beat MARK in a 4 minute brutal Challenge melee.
EGGSHELL was viciously subdued by IOWA in a popular 1 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
RED-EYE beat 3-LEGGED SKINK in a action packed 2 minute Challenge competition.
0001 beat MICHIGAN in a action packed 1 minute veteran vs. beginner Challenge fight.
PUD #28 was defeated by EVIL ELMO in a 1 minute Challenge match.
MILK demolished RAKHARO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TONSILS was savagely defeated by LAPTOP DANCE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
KINGPIN bested A in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
PRIVETTE luckily beat DAMION CORONA in a 4 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
VEST overpowered THE FAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
RIPE PLUM demolished NANO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RED SOX unbelievably bested PINK PRINCESS in a 6 minute novice's Challenge bout.
PAJAMAS was handily defeated by PRIMUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GREY HAIR was viciously subdued by BATISTA in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
DARN SMART slaughtered WHIRLWIND in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
GRIM REAVER demolished PATRIOT in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
WHIRLIGIG handily defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
YUENGLING was overpowered by SPEED MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven competition.
RED RAVEN slimly lost to L. FRANK BAUM in a popular 2 minute brutal veteran's match.
ORAL B defeated BIG BANG in a popular 2 minute veteran's duel.
SIN-EATER was outwaited by CROCKPOT in a action packed 10 minute brutal master's bout.
DILLIGAF narrowly defeated HARRY SELDON in a 2 minute veteran's conflict.
TROLLHATTAN was demolished by TV EATS MY LIFE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PSYCHO BITCH beat DANLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody conflict.
F-LUSH beat GAP in a 2 minute struggle.
ATLANTIS was demolished by NOSE HAIR in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
TRIPWIRE was overpowered by GLADFIRE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BIG RED was savagely defeated by BARRTANA HAVAL in a 4 minute bloody contest.
HUGH PETRAMINT was overpowered by TURQUOISE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM bested SCUM 2 in a popular 1 minute fight.
ILL OMEN butchered FEYD-RAUTHA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HICHAM beat RESERVATION in a 2 minute gory match.
PUDGY PUSS was vanquished by NIOLLIR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
WOR overcame REFURS EDUD in a 2 minute bout.
YELLOW TEETH was viciously subdued by RESOLUTION in a popular 5 minute bloody fight.
TALOS subdued CARMEN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ALL FOUR WON was overpowered by PUD #5A in a popular 5 minute one-sided fight.
SNOW SPIDER unbelievably bested BLASPHEMY in a exciting 3 minute match.
RAWLINGS subdued LADDER in a popular 3 minute duel.
BOTTACELLI overpowered KEEPS ON TICKING in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
WON MEAN KAT was overpowered by LITTLE DAMAGE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PUD #26 was overpowered by CORREY in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
THAT'S ME slimly lost to PUD #20 in a crowd pleasing 12 minute duel.
F-ULL HOUSE savagely defeated HOT RAIL in a tiresome 15 minute brutal conflict.
STEELE RABBIT slimly won victory over PLUM in a exciting 4 minute gory brawl.
EVERCLEAR was savagely defeated by FOUR AND OUT in a dull 28 minute brutal duel.
YES handily defeated INDIANA JONES IV in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CITRUCEL won victory over KELSEY in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
BLOODPOOL demolished HOPE in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
AWE viciously subdued BREE GRAYHAND in a 2 minute brutal match.
DELERIUM bested ALTA in a 4 minute match.
ROY OYSTER was bested by DYNAMO in a 1 minute brutal match.
SQUIRRELY defeated CUT THE MUSTARD in a 2 minute fray.
CHILI CHEESE was defeated by RASCALLY MOOSE in a 2 minute match.
SHAMIAS WILDROCK was handily defeated by SHARK BAIT! in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BIGGLIE outlasted SNOTMONSTER in a dull 13 minute gruesome bout.
FULL METAL JACKET demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RYAN was savagely defeated by MYRA MINNOW in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
RAD subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 4 minute brawl.
TEST6 demolished ED in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RIDEN HAWKWARPER luckily beat STEVE'S IDEA in a 7 minute beginner's competition.
WILDFIRE was overpowered by QUALITY WARRIOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HARM 'EM was vanquished by HIS DAGGER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
AXIS beat 8A 6D in a action packed 1 minute amateur's duel.
WOOLSHINE was defeated by SHADOWLORD in a 1 minute amateur's duel.
MYSTIC EYE was luckily beaten by LEODOCUS in a 4 minute amateur's fight.
BRIAN was outwaited by UBER GOOBER in a popular 9 minute beginner's battle.
DAVALON bested TWO MAN ARMY in a 3 minute beginner's duel.
TOWER vanquished CATERPILLAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PENN STATE was outlasted by PROCUREMENT in a crowd boring 14 minute novice's duel.
HUGE BOX was unbelievably bested by DZEBRA MUSCLE in a 4 minute novice's fray.
WINDEX was subdued by BEAU in a popular 1 minute amateur's battle.
ABSINTHE devastated YELLOW POST-IT in a 3 minute gory mismatched duel.
12A 7D was defeated by PROJECT in a 3 minute novice's fight.
EHH beat REDFORGE in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
HER SKIMITAR handily defeated THUNDERBOLT in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BETTER THAN YOU was viciously subdued by BLACK HEAD in a 5 minute novice's melee.
WRECKED 'EM slew HAND in a 1 minute bloody novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  49         WALL OF STEEL     86 -  53 -  1      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     43         TOTAL PARRY      154 - 122 -  2      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 36         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  15 -  2      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  18         STRIKING ATTACK  127 - 136 -  8      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         SLASHING ATTACK   54 -  60 -  1      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         AIMED BLOW        56 -  64 -  2      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         LUNGING ATTACK   150 - 205 -  3      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  21 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    43 - 105 -  4      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  16 -  0      24  |

Turn 116 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL     10 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  7         5  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         9 -  6     LUNGING ATTACK    20 - 29         3  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK   20 - 16     BASHING ATTACK     7 - 11         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       22 - 21     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    STRAFE 11158               12  11  0  129 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)
STRIKING ATTACK  DARN SMART 16256            8   3  2  113 GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)
BASHING ATTACK   BATISTA 19767               9   3  0   95 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)
TOTAL PARRY      CRACK IS CHEAP 18422       13   6  0   85 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)
LUNGING ATTACK   YUENGLING 16265            10   5  1   84 LOCAL BEER (2467)
AIMED BLOW       HARV 20046                  9   5  1   84 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)
SLASHING ATTACK  IRAQ 20420                  5   0  0   75 MORE SUCK! (3197)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPEED MERCHANT 15079.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STEVE'S IDEA 11777.  The ten other most popular fighters were SIN-EATER 
24827, NELTRAK 16339, RESOLUTION 10081, RED-EYE 21084, STEELE RABBIT 9666, MOLASSES 
21722, OSCAR 15865, BLASPHEMY 24825, DAMION CORONA 24700, and BATISTA 19767.

The least popular fighter this week was FOUR AND OUT 26049.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were EVERCLEAR 25149, PENN STATE 25142, PROCUREMENT 26028, F-ULL 
HOUSE 10732, BIGGLIE 10645, UBER GOOBER 26198, CROCKPOT 19603, HAND 24485, BETTER 
THAN YOU 26172, and THUNDERBOLT 9361.

The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:

STRAFE (82-11158) BLACK PRIMERS