DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/03/2004    Duedate: 04/16/2004

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 118

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

L. FRANK BAUM
OZ RETURNS (3036)
(82-19586) [14-5-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

L. FRANK BAUM                  POSITION IS EMPTY
OZ RETURNS (3036)              
(82-19586) [14-5-0,107]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BIG BANG                       BIG BANG
OUTA THIS WORLD (347)          OUTA THIS WORLD (347)
(82-18009) [9-13-2,62]         (82-18009) [9-13-2,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG 10 (4021)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG 10 (4021)                 49 
2. WHETSTONE 2B (2108)           41    OFF COLOUR (3312)
3. CRAZY CLUE (4182)             28    Unchartered Team
4. PHRASES (3423)                25 
5. RED LIGHT (3427)              23    HOME RUN (4189)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*MORE SUCK! (3197)          5   0  0 100.   1/ 2*BIG 10 (4021)             6  4 0
 2- 3*SCREAMING BROOD (3940)     5   0  0 100.   2/ 5 SORTA WHITE (3712)        5  2 2
 3- 4*NUTS (4226)                4   0  0 100.   3/ 1 OFF COLOUR (3312)         5  3 0
 4/ 7*HOME RUN (4189)            4   0  0 100.   4/60 OZ RETURNS (3036)         4  0 0
 5- 5*ONE OF MANY (4203)         4   0  0 100.   5/51 PHRASES (3423)            4  2 0
 6- 6*CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)      4   0  0 100.   6/ 6*DRINKS (4022)             4  4 0
 7/12*SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)      2   0  1 100.   7/72*CRAZY CLUE (4182)         4  4 0
 8/14*NUMBERS II II (4385)       2   0  0 100.   8/ 8*HOME RUN (4189)           3  0 0
 9- 8*THE WILLBURYS W (1778)     2   0  0 100.   9- 4 THE A TEAM (3429)         3  0 0
10- 9*INQUISITION 2004 0 (4096)  1   0  1 100.  10/12 SLOW DOWN (3435)          3  0 0
11-10*ABNORMAL ANATOMY (1311)    1   0  1 100.  11/18*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 3  0 0
12-13*DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)    1   0  0 100.  12/13*HER ALTEREGO (3659)       3  0 0
13-16*EXPERIMENTS 4WK (4006)     1   0  0 100.  13/31*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   3  0 0
14/ 0*STOLEN IDENTITY II (4175)  1   0  0 100.  14/36 COMPANY MAN (3038)        3  0 0
15-11*ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)    1   0  0 100.  15/62 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   3  0 0
16/ 0*DARK TOADS O4J (4397)      1   0  0 100.  16/83*SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     2  0 1
17/ 0*WHETSTONE 2B (2108)        1   0  0 100.  17-27 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       2  0 1
18-18*BALROGS (1387)             1   0  0 100.  18- 7*NUTS (4226)               2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20*MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)    7   1  0 87.5  19/86*NUMBERS II II (4385)      2  0 0
20-21*THE BROTHERHOOD 2 (1764)   6   1  1 85.7  20-49*MORE IN 82 (4196)         2  0 0
21-22*SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715)  6   1  0 85.7  21- 9*VERY POOR (4198)          2  0 0
22/27*HER ALTEREGO (3659)        5   1  0 83.3  22-10*ONE OF MANY (4203)        2  0 0
23-23*LAST GRIMOIRE (1566)       5   1  0 83.3  23-11*CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)     2  0 0
24-24*SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)  5   1  0 83.3  13/113*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333) 2  0 0
25-26*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)    4   1  0 80.0  25- 3*SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    2  0 0
26/34*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629)  4   1  0 80.0  26/90 PLACES RATED (3316)       2  0 0
27-28*ALTERED STATES (187)       4   1  0 80.0  27/30 FAULTS (3430)             2  0 0
28-31*VERY POOR (4198)           3   1  0 75.0  28-15 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     2  0 0
29-32*DREAM ON (4221)            3   1  0 75.0  29-33 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     2  0 0
30/52*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)    3   1  0 75.0  30-59 SANDY TOO (2874)          2  0 0
31-35*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)      3   1  0 75.0  22/122*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921) 2  0 0
32-36*OUTTA MIND (1708)          3   1  0 75.0  32-63*CYBERTEASE (1851)         2  0 0
33-37*THE WILLBURYS L (1497)     3   1  0 75.0  33-42 DEADMANS HAND (1576)      2  0 0
34/29 OFF COLOUR (3312)         25   9  1 73.5  34-17 SUNNYDALE (1485)          2  0 0
35-38 GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)       8   3  2 72.7  35-46*ALTERED STATES (187)      2  0 0
36/40 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 15   6  0 71.4  39/139*INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101) 2  1 1
37-39 THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (2151) 10   4  1 71.4  37/29*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  2  1 0
38/42 LOCAL BEER (2467)         12   5  1 70.6  38/54 LONG GONE (3721)          2  1 0
39-41 COLOUR CRAYON (3040)       7   3  0 70.0  39/32*OOH HAA HAA (3893)        2  1 0
40/30 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)     9   4  1 69.2  40/14 REDUX! (2421)             2  1 0
41/46 FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      11   5  1 68.8  41/61 LOCAL BEER (2467)         2  1 0
42-45 HELLBORN (3074)           23  11  1 67.6  49/149 HYBRIDS V (2661)          2  1 0
43/59 SUPERIOR FORCES 12 (2131) 22  11  0 66.7  50/150 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 2  1 0
44-48 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     10   5  1 66.7  44/16 RIVALS (3039)             2  1 0
45-47 SANDY TOO (2874)          10   5  1 66.7  45-20*FISH MONGERS II (3414)    2  2 0
46/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (1726) 10   5  0 66.7  46/67*FACED OUT (3974)          2  2 0
47-49 NASTY PETS (185)          10   5  0 66.7  47/71 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       2  2 0
23/123*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333)  2   1  0 66.7  45/145 RED LIGHT (3427)          2  3 0
49-54*SCUM DADDY (3459)          2   1  0 66.7  49/73 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  2  4 0
50-57*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)        2   1  0 66.7  50/70 OLD BUDS (3311)           2  5 0
51-58*DOT DEAD (1317)            2   1  0 66.7  51-76*INQUISITION 2004 0 (4096) 1  0 1
52/67 OZ RETURNS (3036)         16   9  0 64.0  52/ 0*SMITHVILLE (3314)         1  0 1
53-62*THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    10   6  0 62.5  53-26 GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)      1  0 1
54-64*ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)     5   3  0 62.5  54-77 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2274) 1  0 1
55/61 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       23  14  0 62.2  55-78*ABNORMAL ANATOMY (1311)   1  0 1
56-66 LUROCIANS XVII (2294)      8   5  0 61.5  56-81*EXPERIMENTS 4WK (4006)    1  0 0
57/60 RESCUE ME (2667)          11   7  2 61.1  57-79*SHIPWRECKED (4016)        1  0 0
58/78 SLOW DOWN (3435)          14   9  0 60.9  58/ 0*DARK TOADS O4J (4397)     1  0 0
59-68 THE A TEAM (3429)         17  11  0 60.7  59-82*ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)   1  0 0
60-69 THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   49  32  3 60.5  60-85*DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)   1  0 0
61/79 HYBRIDS V (2661)          12   8  0 60.0  61/ 0*STOLEN IDENTITY II (4175) 1  0 0
62-71 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2274)  9   6  1 60.0  62/ 0*DUMMIES (3431)            1  0 0
63-72*NO POTENTIAL (3637)        6   4  1 60.0  63-28*MORE SUCK! (3197)         1  0 0
64-74*ARGUS VII (3289)           3   2  1 60.0  64-92*THE EDGE OF DAWN (3415)   1  0 0
65-75*MORE IN 82 (4196)          3   2  0 60.0  65-88*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   1  0 0
66-76*ARGUS V (3291)             3   2  0 60.0  15-115 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       1  0 0
67-77*SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)    3   2  0 60.0  67-37 COLOUR CRAYON (3040)      1  0 0
68/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 21  15  0 58.3  68/ 0 CLINTONITES (3151)        1  0 0
69/85 SORTA WHITE (3712)        15  11  3 57.7  20-120*DARK TOADS 03F (3048)     1  0 0
70/82 FEROCIRAPTORS (1052)      38  28  1 57.6  70-34*MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   1  0 0
71/83 RED LIGHT (3427)          19  14  0 57.6  71/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (1726) 1  0 0
72/70 RIVALS (3039)             12   9  0 57.1  26-126*OUTTA MIND (1708)         1  0 0
73/91 LONG GONE (3721)          13  10  0 56.5  01-101*THE BROTHERHOOD 2 (1764)  1  0 0
74/92 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   13  10  0 56.5  74-40*THE WILLBURYS W (1778)    1  0 0
75-86 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   66  51  0 56.4  25-125*THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    1  0 0
76/84 DEATH STALKERS (2995)    250 194 18 56.3  02-102*THE WILLBURYS S (1782)    1  0 0
77-87*THE WILLBURYS C (1434)     9   7  0 56.2  77-38 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      1  0 0
78-88 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     10   8  0 55.6  78/ 0*WHETSTONE 2B (2108)       1  0 0
79-89*THE WILLBURYS J (1495)     5   4  1 55.6  79-41 THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (2151) 1  0 0
80/63*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)     5   4  0 55.6  80-39*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       1  0 0
37/137*BIG 10 (4021)             11   9  0 55.0  81-98 LUROCIANS XVII (2294)     1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/80 REDUX! (2421)             11   9  0 55.0  06-106*DOT DEAD (1317)           1  0 0
83/73*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829)  6   5  0 54.5  05-105*BALROGS (1387)            1  0 0
84-93*THE WILLBURYS I (1494)     6   5  0 54.5  27-127*THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    1  0 0
85/ 0 CLINTONITES (3151)         9   8  0 52.9  28-128*METAL BUNNIES (1436)      1  0 0
02/102 COMPANY MAN (3038)        11  10  0 52.4  86-43*THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    1  0 0
87-97 BLACK PRIMERS (1616)      12  11  0 52.2  29-129*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498) 1  0 0
88-98 GNARLED BONES (395)      103  95  6 52.0  88-44*ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)    1  0 0
89-99 SUNNYDALE (1485)         109 101  1 51.9  08-108*LAST GRIMOIRE (1566)      1  0 0
00-100 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   33  32  2 50.8  09-109*SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 1  0 0
91/96 RESSURRECTION (2508)      12  12  1 50.0  91-45 NASTY PETS (185)          1  0 0
92/ 0*DUMMIES (3431)            12  12  0 50.0  34-134*SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)   1  0 0
03-103 GOING BANANAS (1663)       5   5  2 50.0  04/204*THAILAND (3828)           1  1 1
10/110*FACED OUT (3974)           4   4  0 50.0  38-138*FLOPS (4220)              1  1 0
06-106*WHETSTONE 2MN (2470)       4   4  0 50.0  37-137*WINDOWS CAN SUCK I (4206) 1  1 0
07-107*CYBERTEASE (1851)          4   4  0 50.0  96-50*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      1  1 0
08-108*KOSHER HAYSEEDS (1591)     3   3  1 50.0  97-48*DREAM ON (4221)           1  1 0
09-109*WORK WITH THIS (4213)      3   3  0 50.0  98/84*UNO 4WI (4003)            1  1 0
58/158*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921)  3   3  0 50.0  99-55*ARGUS V (3291)            1  1 0
12-112*WORDSMITH (3037)           3   3  0 50.0  00-66*NO POTENTIAL (3637)       1  1 0
11-111*WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)     3   3  0 50.0  65/165 FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      1  1 0
13-113*SEARCH ENGINES (1563)      3   3  0 50.0  02/91*HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)   1  1 0
72/172*INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101)  2   2  1 50.0  44-144*SHIRTS (3966)             1  1 0
14-114*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)       2   2  0 50.0  04/87*INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)  1  1 0
15-115*NOSEY (4239)               2   2  0 50.0  05-56*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     1  1 0
06/51*B5 11 (4325)               2   2  0 50.0  18-118*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131) 1  1 0
07/53*OOH HAA HAA (3893)         2   2  0 50.0  48-148*WORDSMITH (3037)          1  1 0
08/56*BARHOPPER (2317)           2   2  0 50.0  08/94*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829) 1  1 0
19-119*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498)  2   2  0 50.0  00/100*BARHOPPER (2317)          1  1 0
10/210*THAILAND (3828)            1   1  1 50.0  74/174 SUPERIOR FORCES 12 (2131) 1  1 0
11/15*UNO 4WI (4003)             1   1  0 50.0  30-130*KOSHER HAYSEEDS (1591)    1  1 0
22-122*SHIPWRECKED (4016)         1   1  0 50.0  32-132*BAND OF ROGUES (1394)     1  1 0
24-124*THE EDGE OF DAWN (3415)    1   1  0 50.0  13-68*THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    1  1 0
28-128*DARK TOADS 03F (3048)      1   1  0 50.0  31-131 THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   1  1 0
29-129*THE WILLBURYS S (1782)     1   1  0 50.0  15-65 LIFESPAN (165)            1  1 0
30-130*WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)         1   1  0 50.0  52-152*ONE CHANCE (178)          1  1 0
31-131*THE WILLBURYS X (1781)     1   1  0 50.0  12/112*BUSINESS CALLS (4193)     1  2 0
33-133*BAND OF ROGUES (1394)      1   1  0 50.0  18/47*B5 11 (4325)              1  2 0
34-134*DOA PETS (1055)            1   1  0 50.0  42-142 TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    1  2 0
01/101 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     31  32  0 49.2  20/52*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    1  2 0
35-135 DEADMANS HAND (1576)      33  37  0 47.1  21-19*ARGUS VII (3289)          1  2 0
41/141*DRINKS (4022)              8   9  0 47.1  22/53 LOSERS (3717)             1  2 0
36-136 THE WILLBURYS 79 (1528)   36  41  3 46.8  23/57*OCT 2002 (2543)           1  2 0
40-140 VILLAINS (2836)            6   7  1 46.2  51/151 RESCUE ME (2667)          1  2 0
42-142 LIFESPAN (165)             6   7  0 46.2  25/58 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    1  2 0
26/94*TWO WILL DO (3433)         9  11  0 45.0  26/64 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      1  2 0
43-143 ON A ROLL (169)            9  11  0 45.0  76/176 FEROCIRAPTORS (1052)      1  2 0
46/146 PHRASES (3423)             8  10  0 44.4  28-75 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   1  2 0
05/105*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)   4   5  0 44.4  29-69 ON A ROLL (169)           1  2 0
44-144*ONE CHANCE (178)           4   5  0 44.4  30-22*NEEDLESS (3723)           1  3 0
45-145 VERMIN!! (334)           142 183  6 43.7  31-74*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   1  3 0
48-148*TRUE MEN (4345)            3   4  0 42.9  57-157 ENIGMA 3 (1962)           1  3 0
49-149 BRAINIAC (303)            69  94  2 42.3  33/21*BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 1  4 0
61/161 FAULTS (3430)              8  11  1 42.1  93/193*TWO WILL DO (3433)        1  4 0
52-152 TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    16  23  1 41.0  35-23*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    1  4 0
53-153*NEEDLESS (3723)            9  13  0 40.9  55/155 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     1  5 0
50/150 OLD BUDS (3311)           11  16  2 40.7  37-25 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           1  6 0
59/159 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  28  42  1 40.0  38/24 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     1  8 0
51/151 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      14  21  0 40.0  58/158*POKER NIGHT (4020)        1  9 0
47/147 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415)  6   9  0 40.0  56/156 DEATH STALKERS (2995)     0  6 0
54-154*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)     6   9  0 40.0  60-160 THE WRETCHED (3963)       0  4 0
71/171*CRAZY CLUE (4182)          4   6  0 40.0  63/163*TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)   0  4 0
56-156*FISH MONGERS II (3414)     4   6  0 40.0  41/141*B5 2 (4316)               0  3 0
57-157 STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657)  4   6  0 40.0  59-159 VERMIN!! (334)            0  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
18/118*OCT 2002 (2543)            2   3  0 40.0  40-140*NOSEY (4239)              0  2 0
60-160 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       72 112 16 39.1  53-153*WORK WITH THIS (4213)     0  2 0
62-162*GIMME A BREAK (3720)       8  13  0 38.1  85/185*TEAM ULTRA (4358)         0  2 0
63-163 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    12  20  1 37.5  43-143*SO BAD (4202)             0  2 0
64-164*MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)    6  10  0 37.5  86/186*INQUISITION PHL030 (3308) 0  2 0
65-165*BOXES (93)                 3   5  1 37.5  03/203*PATTAYALAND SOI 2 (3824)  0  2 0
55/155*BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018)  4   7  0 36.4  64/164*ELVEN LORDS (3973)        0  2 0
67-167*GARDEN VARIETY (3722)      6  11  0 35.3  66-166*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699) 0  2 0
66/166 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    103 189  4 35.3  47-147*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     0  2 0
70-170*METAL BUNNIES (1436)       2   4  1 33.3  89/189*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306) 0  2 0
21/121*BUSINESS CALLS (4193)      1   2  0 33.3  06/206 RESSURRECTION (2508)      0  2 0
25/125*INQUISITION PHL030 (3308)  1   2  0 33.3  70/170 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919) 0  2 0
26/126*INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)   1   2  0 33.3  61-161*MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   0  2 0
77-177*INQUISITION 0311 (3014)    1   2  0 33.3  62-162 THE WILLBURYS 79 (1528)   0  2 0
79-179*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)    4   9  0 30.8  79-179*BLOODRIDERS (136)         0  2 0
84/184 PLACES RATED (3316)        6  14  0 30.0  80-180*RIP-OFFS (158)            0  2 0
82-182 THE WRETCHED (3963)       21  52  3 28.8  83-183*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        0  1 0
62/ 0*SMITHVILLE (3314)          3   8  2 27.3  62/ 0*UNO 4WG (4000)            0  1 0
81/181 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919)  3   8  0 27.3  46-146*GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     0  1 0
83/183 LOSERS (3717)              6  17  0 26.1  94-194*GIMME A BREAK (3720)      0  1 0
85-185 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)        3   9  0 25.0  99-199*ARGUS VIII (3288)         0  1 0
86-186*FLOPS (4220)               1   3  0 25.0  98-198*SAND FIENDS (3949)        0  1 0
73/173*B5 2 (4316)                1   3  0 25.0  91-191*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305) 0  1 0
87-187*SO BAD (4202)              1   3  0 25.0  00-200*MADNESS (3957)            0  1 0
74/174*TEAM ULTRA (4358)          1   3  0 25.0  14-114*SCUM DADDY (3459)         0  1 0
88-188*WINDOWS CAN SUCK I (4206)  1   3  0 25.0  70/ 0*4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)     0  1 0
76/176*ELVEN LORDS (3973)         1   3  0 25.0  95-195*4-LETTER JOBS (3906)      0  1 0
90-190*SHIRTS (3966)              1   3  0 25.0  17-117 VILLAINS (2836)           0  1 0
89-189*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)      1   3  0 25.0  73/96 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415) 0  1 0
91-191*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131)  1   3  0 25.0  69-169 HELLBORN (3074)           0  1 0
92-192 ENIGMA 6 (1965)            9  28  0 24.3  08-208*INQUISITION 0311 (3014)   0  1 0
93/193*POKER NIGHT (4020)         4  16  0 20.0  67-167 STREET PIZZAD XI I (2657) 0  1 0
95-195 ENIGMA 3 (1962)            5  23  0 17.9  68-168*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2918) 0  1 0
94/194*HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)    1   5  0 16.7  19-119*WHETSTONE 2MN (2470)      0  1 0
96-196*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2918)  1   7  1 12.5  21-121*WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)    0  1 0
97-197*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699)  1   7  0 12.5  24-124*WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        0  1 0
98-198*BLOODRIDERS (136)          0   7  0  0.0  11-111 GOING BANANAS (1663)      0  1 0
99/199*TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)    0   5  0  0.0  75-175*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      0  1 0
05/205*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306)  0   3  0  0.0  72-172 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   0  1 0
02-202*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305)  0   2  0  0.0  73-173 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    0  1 0
09/209*PATTAYALAND SOI 2 (3824)   0   2  0  0.0  85/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 0  1 0
06-206*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)       0   2  0  0.0  13-213*DOA PETS (1055)           0  1 0
07-207*RIP-OFFS (158)             0   2  0  0.0  14-214*THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    0  1 0
88/ 0*UNO 4WG (4000)             0   1  0  0.0  77-177*THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    0  1 0
08-208*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)         0   1  0  0.0  89- 0*WONDERLAND II (1395)      0  1 0
14-214*ARGUS VIII (3288)          0   1  0  0.0  78-178*SEARCH ENGINES (1563)     0  1 0
12-212*MADNESS (3957)             0   1  0  0.0  33-133*BOXES (93)                0  1 0
13-213*SAND FIENDS (3949)         0   1  0  0.0  35-135 BRAINIAC (303)            0  1 0
93/ 0*4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)      0   1  0  0.0  15-215 GNARLED BONES (395)       0  1 0
11-211*4-LETTER JOBS (3906)       0   1  0  0.0  36-136*SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 0  1 0
95- 0*WONDERLAND II (1395)       0   1  0  0.0  66-266*TRUE MEN (4345)           0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
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                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Nothing is certain in DWES EG, with changing loyalties, changing 
Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--BIG 10.  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, OZ RETURNS blew up the rankings to 56!  Managers were 
muttering after PHRASES showed DWES EG what they could do:  2-2-0 to move up by 46.  
Perhaps it is CRAZY CLUE members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 72nd 
to 7th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a 
wet pond, PERPETUAL MOTION blew up the rankings to 18!  Managers were muttering after 
COMPANY MAN showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 22.  Like a chunk 
of francium heaved into a wet pond, MORE NEW TEAMS 1 blew up the rankings to 47!  
Perhaps it is SWEET NOTHINGS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
83rd to 16th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved 
into a wet pond, NUMBERS II II blew up the rankings to 67!  Managers were muttering 
after SUPERIOR FORCES B304 showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 
89.  Perhaps it is PLACES RATED members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
90th to 26th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved 
into a wet pond, SUPERIOR FORCES 4301 blew up the rankings to 91!  Perhaps it is 
INQUISITION BASE 4 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 139th to 
36th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after LONG GONE 
showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 16.  Thinking about sending 
their team manager to the Dark Arena is REDUX!, after suffering a 26 drop in ranking. 
Perhaps it is LOCAL BEER members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 61st 
to 41st last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into 
a wet pond, HYBRIDS V blew up the rankings to 107!  Managers were muttering after 
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 107.  The 
boys at RIVALS aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering 
a 28 drop last week.  Perhaps it is FACED OUT members' intannibility that enabled 
them to move from 67th to 46th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk 
of francium heaved into a wet pond, ULTRAPALOOZA blew up the rankings to 24!  
Managers were muttering after RED LIGHT showed DWES EG what they could do:  2-1-0 to 
move up by 97.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, BUENO FER NADA II 
blew up the rankings to 24!  Perhaps it is OLD BUDS members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 70th to 50th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a 
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, THAILAND blew up the rankings to 111!  
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of UNO 4WI.  Note their drop 
in the rankings from 84th to 98th.  Watch out!!!  Managers were muttering after FOOT 
SOLDIERS showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 64.  Thinking about 
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is HELLACIOUS ACRES, after suffering a 
11 drop in ranking.  The boys at INFLUENTIAL BABES aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we 
all know and love, after suffering a 17 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of SUPERIOR FORCES 1306.  Note their drop in the 
rankings from 94th to 108th.  Watch out!!!  Perhaps it is SUPERIOR FORCES 1208 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 174th to 110th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena 
is B5 11, after suffering a 71 drop in ranking.  The boys at ALL YOU ZOMBIES aren't 
the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 68 drop last week.  
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of LOSERS.  Note their drop in 
the rankings from 53rd to 122nd.  Watch out!!!  The boys at OCT 2002 aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 66 drop last week.  Like 
a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, RESCUE ME blew up the rankings to 27!  
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is FOUNDATION ARMY, after 
suffering a 67 drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the 
stable of DEADLY ATTACKS.  Note their drop in the rankings from 64th to 126th.  Watch 
out!!!  Managers were muttering after FEROCIRAPTORS showed DWES EG what they could 
do:  1-0-0 to move up by 49.  The boys at BLOOD OF THE TITAN aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 112 drop last week.  
Perhaps it is TWO WILL DO members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 193rd 
to 134th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into 
a wet pond, LEGION OF DOOM blew up the rankings to 19!  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of OUTA THIS WORLD.  Note their drop in the rankings 
from 24th to 138th.  Watch out!!!  Managers were muttering after POKER NIGHT showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  1-4-0 to move up by 19.  Perhaps it is DEATH STALKERS 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 156th to 140th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, TEMPEST IN 
TEMPE blew up the rankings to 21!  Managers were muttering after TEAM ULTRA showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  0-1-0 to move up by 38.  Perhaps it is INQUISITION 
PHL0308 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 186th to 149th last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after PATTAYALAND SOI 2 
showed DWES EG what they could do:  0-1-0 to move up by 53.  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, ELVEN LORDS blew up the rankings to 13!  Managers were 
muttering after INQUISITION PHL0307 showed DWES EG what they could do:  0-1-0 to move 
up by 35.  Perhaps it is RESSURRECTION members' intannibility that enabled them to 
move from 206th to 155th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were 
muttering after SUPERIOR FORCES 3301 showed DWES EG what they could do:  0-1-0 to 
move up by 14.  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is 
SUPERIOR FORCES 6200, after suffering a 77 drop in ranking.  Say what you will about 
blind luck and dirty fighting, but BIG 10 will tell you 11-9-0 is nothing to laugh 
at...  Practice pays for BAZRIK, who pummelled HANA, to pocket 41 points.  Win some, 
lose some.  Speaking of which, CORRUPTION was winsome, after beating SHARK BAIT! and 
seeing it lose 14 points.  In DWES EG, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we 
find ourselves a new Duelmaster, L. FRANK BAUM.  Word has it one team in DWES EG is 
using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     So much to report, so little time!  Perhaps the warriors of OCT 2002 should take 
up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  As a woman of good breeding 
scorns the "warriors" of PLACES RATED, so did that sorry team shy from OCT 2002 Is it 
charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, 
HAND OF DOOM is the most challenged warrior.  As a confidence booster, BLACK HEAD 
challenged DNORG, down 16 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare 
time, BLACK HEAD?  Warriors of DWES EG!  Do you wish your reputations tainted by the 
base challenge of BLACK HEAD?  Willing to win at any cost is COCONUT MEAT, who 
challenged STOMP THIS!, 12 points junior.  Our sympathies, STOMP THIS!!  I thought 
COCONUT MEAT showed great skill and promise when she overcame STOMP THIS!.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Oh hard!  that to 
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  More important duties call me.  DWES EG, I 
leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Swinging Aardvark.  
'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 L. FRANK BAUM 19586          14   5    107         OZ RETURNS (3036)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DARN SMART 16256              8   3  2 113         GOTTA RUN HIM (2466)      
-SPEED MERCHANT 15079         17  16  5 108         JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       
 CRACK IS CHEAP 18422         15   6    106         NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 
-ORAL B 10020                 11   1    102         SUNNYDALE (1485)          
-HARV 20046                   10   5  1  97         4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     
 GRIM REAVER 16024            11   5     96         REDUX! (2421)             
 YUENGLING 16265              12   5  1  95         LOCAL BEER (2467)         
-PSYCHO BITCH 18670           10   5  1  95         SANDY TOO (2874)          
 FROSTBURN 11868              10   5     95         SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (1726) 
-BATISTA 19767                 9   3     95         ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       
 SMELLY TOES 17409            12   8     94         HYBRIDS V (2661)          
 GUARDIAN 16527                7   4     91         RESSURRECTION (2508)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHIRLIGIG 18872              14   9     90         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
-DIABOLICAL 19786             11   8     86         HELLBORN (3074)           
 HARRY SELDON 18333            9   4  1  86         FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    
-DILLIGAF 10340                9   6     86         THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   
 OFRIA 20174                   9   4     85         CLINTONITES (3151)        
 RED RAVEN 7339               13   6  1  83         FEROCIRAPTORS (1052)      
-REPRISAL 14465               10   4  1  83         THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (2151) 
-MOLASSES 21722                8   5     83         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
 ATLANTIS 23349                7   3     81         LONG GONE (3721)          
-GREY HAIR 21083              11   2     79         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 GENERAL BIG TOE 22926        11   5  1  77         FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      
 CANIS LUPUS 19333            10   6  1  77         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     
-PATRIOT 11164                12  20  1  75         BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IRAQ 20420                    5   0     75         MORE SUCK! (3197)         
 NEUTRINO 2393                12  22     74         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 COCONUT MEAT 23302            8   3     74         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
-NOSE HAIR 5344                5   1     74         SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 
 TV EATS MY LIFE 17438        11   7  2  71         RESCUE ME (2667)          
 DODGE BALL 14348             10   7     71         SUPERIOR FORCES 120 (2131)
-SIN-EATER 24827               7  11  2  70         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
 RAWLINGS 19597               11   5     68         COMPANY MAN (3038)        
 PUD #5A 20722                10   8     68         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
 GERBIL RAMPAGE 6071           9  10     68         DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      
 RABIES 19328                 13  12     67         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     
 CROCKPOT 19603               12   6     67         RIVALS (3039)             
-TROLLHATTAN 10381            10   5  1  67         THE WILLBURYS 79 (1528)   
-F-LUSH 10742                 10   6     67         DEADMANS HAND (1576)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOTTACELLI 22958              5   0     65         HER ALTEREGO (3659)       
 HICHAM 18389                  4   5     65         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2829)
-TANTRIC 12134                 6   1  1  63         THE BROTHERHOOD 2 (1764)  
 BIG BANG 18009                9  13  2  62         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
-HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584    10   8     61         LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     
-ANCHOR 21694                  7   0     61         THE A TEAM (3429)         
-DIRTY DOG 5294                6   1     61         SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 
-TALOS 10706                   8   4  1  59         THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   
-TURQUOISE 19608               7   3     59         COLOUR CRAYON (3040)      
-ILL OMEN 15166                9   6  1  58         SUPERIOR FORCES 321 (2274)
-SHORT-TEMER 980               6   7     58         LIFESPAN (165)            
-TRIPWIRE 10345                6   8     58         THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   
-BARRTANA HAVAL 26729          9   6     57         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    
 NOSE PICKER 21698             7   3  1  57         FAULTS (3430)             
-NIOLLIR 9659                  6   2     57         THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSU 25144                     4   0     55         BIG 10 (4021)             
-ODDJOB 18436                  6   7  1  54         VILLAINS (2836)           
-ZIGGY STARDUST 1100           3   2     54         SPIDERS FROM MARS (189)   
-NELTRAK 16339                 4   4     51         WHETSTONE 2MN (2470)      
-RESOLUTION 10081              4   3     51         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
-PUDGY PUSS 2320               7  18  1  50         VERMIN!! (334)            
-HUGH PETRAMINT 13406          6   9     50         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 BIG RED 21684                 9   4     49         RED LIGHT (3427)          
 COSTA RICA 21101              6   8     49         PLACES RATED (3316)       
 STOMP THIS! 22961             5   4     48         ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    
-ALL FOUR WON 10700            2   5  1  48         THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   
-YELLOW TEETH 21080            7   3     47         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
-WOR 1001                      6   5     46         ON A ROLL (169)           
-GLADFIRE 14418                4  10     46         ENIGMA 3 (1962)           
-GAP 23344                     4   2     46         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      
-RESERVATION 10080             6   3     45         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
-SNOW SPIDER 10638             5   3     45         ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)    
-LITTLE DAMAGE 22835           4   1  1  45         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       
-LAPTOP DANCE 20411            4   3     45         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
 ALIEN 2397                    6  18     44         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 MILK 24412                    4   0  2  43         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
 SC EASLEY 21094               3   5  2  43         SMITHVILLE (3314)         
 2ND PLACE 23331               5   5     41         LOSERS (3717)             
 CARMEN 18936                  3   8     41         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2919)
 BAZRIK 14191                  1   0     41         WHETSTONE 2B (2108)       
-WON MEAN KAT 10097            5   4  1  40         THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    
-PUD 100 22001                 3   9     40         PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       
-OSCAR 15865                   3   3     40         WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)    
-CORREY 11756                  3   1     40         OUTTA MIND (1708)         
 CORRUPTION 22745              2   1     40         THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLASPHEMY 24825               4   9     39         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
-WINNER 1042                   4   5     39         ONE CHANCE (178)          
 DYNAMO 24403                  3   1     39         PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   
 DEALIE BOPPER 18881           6  14     38         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
-COURTNEY BOURTNEY 14038       6   8     38         MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   
 WOODEN INDIAN 21704           5   3     38         DUMMIES (3431)            
-NECTARINE 19639               4   2     38         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
-BYX 24760                     3   1     38         FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     
 HAND OF DOOM 19764            7   8     37         ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       
 BURIZA 15993                  6   9     37         SUPERIOR FORCES 620 (2415)
-KEEPS ON TICKING 10096        4   3     37         THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    
 MERK 21078                    6   5  1  36         OLD BUDS (3311)           
 CITRUCEL 21680                4   3     35         DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  
-EVIL ELMO 10108               3   1     34         THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PUD #20 19855                 4   1     33         MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   
-CANTHUS 20961                 3   2     33         ARGUS V (3291)            
 BLACK HEAD 26742              3   0     33         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 MISS SCARLET 21683            3   6     32         RED LIGHT (3427)          
-STEELE RABBIT 9666            2   4  1  32         METAL BUNNIES (1436)      
-SCUM 2 21850                  2   1     32         SCUM DADDY (3459)         
-LADDER 18934                  1   7  1  32         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2918)
-F-ULL HOUSE 10732             6   0     31         DEADMANS HAND (1576)      
 GO 21713                      5   2     31         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
-KEEP SWINGIN 15291            3   0     31         LUROCIANS XVII (2294)     
-HER SKIMITAR 26089            4   0     29         CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)     
 NO 21716                      4   3     29         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
 IOWA 25141                    2   2     29         BIG 10 (4021)             
 WILD TURKEY 25146             2   2     28         DRINKS (4022)             
-AWE 21696                     5   3     27         THE A TEAM (3429)         
-FULL METAL JACKET 12141       2   1     27         Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)
-THAT'S ME 22831               2   3     27         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       
 THE FAN 25143                 1   3     27         BIG 10 (4021)             
 SEX CAMEL 25548               2   0  1  26         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
 69! 27031                     2   0     26         NUMBERS II II (4385)      
-BIGGLIE 10645                 5   1     25         LAST GRIMOIRE (1566)      
-JETHRO STEIN 10889            2   1  1  25         KOSHER HAYSEEDS (1591)    
-MYRA MINNOW 21621             2   0     25         FISH MONGERS II (3414)    
-KILLER KANDY 21783            2   1     25         LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   
-DELERIUM 1087                 4   1     24         ALTERED STATES (187)      
-RASCALLY MOOSE 11409          2   1     24         WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       
 CHINA PRINCESS 19585          2   4     24         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
 EVERCLEAR 25149               2   2     24         DRINKS (4022)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-INDIANA JONES IV 20076        1   3     23         THE GERIATRIC YEARS (3131)
-ADENOID 23357                 5   3     22         NEEDLESS (3723)           
 KINGPIN 18948                 3   3     22         SUPERIOR FORCES 430 (2921)
 KEOKI SHOOTER 15442           2   2     22         BARHOPPER (2317)          
-CHILI CHEESE 19622            2   2     22         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
-RAD 12225                     1   1     22         THE WILLBURYS S (1782)    
-EGGSHELL 24136                3   3  1  21         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
-TOWER 12207                   2   0     21         THE WILLBURYS W (1778)    
-ARNIE DOOMSLAYER 25119        1   1     21         SHIPWRECKED (4016)        
-GOMER BERNSTEIN 10890         1   2     21         KOSHER HAYSEEDS (1591)    
-OPEN UP, POLICE 25801         1   0     21         DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)   
-PUD #26 19867                 3   5     20         MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   
-PUD #28 19866                 3   5     20         MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   
 RYAN 25139                    3   1     20         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-ALTA 10629                    3   3     20         SEARCH ENGINES (1563)     
 TEST6 26758                   2   1     20         SUPERIOR FORCES B30 (4333)
 ABSINTHE 25148                2   2     20         DRINKS (4022)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLIM FLAM 19594               2   2     20         WORDSMITH (3037)          
-THE SHOCKER 25542             1   0  1  20         INQUISITION 2004 07 (4096)
-KELSEY 11423                  1   1     20         WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        
 CAUTION 24167                 3   0     19         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
 BLOODPOOL 25127               2   3     19         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
 CUT THE MUSTARD 25976         2   2     19         CRAZY CLUE (4182)         
-WRATH 22746                   2   0     19         THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 
 RED SOX 26010                 4   0     18         HOME RUN (4189)           
 SHARK BAIT! 24424             2   2     18         OOH HAA HAA (3893)        
-HOT RAIL 18460                1   3     18         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 DEADLA 20623                  0   2     18         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2263)
-POSSUMS 23222                 0   2     18         INQUISITION PHL0S0  (3699)
-PROJECT 26080                 4   0     17         ONE OF MANY (4203)        
-EHH 26057                     3   1     17         VERY POOR (4198)          
 RED-EYE 21084                 2   1     17         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
-HOE 23352                     2   5     17         GARDEN VARIETY (3722)     
 WINDEX 25147                  2   2     17         DRINKS (4022)             
-PINGPONG 8974                 2   1     17         DOT DEAD (1317)           
 NEAT 21664                    2   3     17         PHRASES (3423)            
-TONSILS 23360                 2   5     17         NEEDLESS (3723)           
 RIPE PLUM 25974               2   2     16         CRAZY CLUE (4182)         
-NANO 26164                    1   3     16         FLOPS (4220)              
-3-LEGGED SKINK 22717          1   7     16         VERMIN!! (334)            
-PLUM 19640                    0   4     16         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
-RIDEN HAWKWARPER 24702        4   0     15         SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    
-SHAMIAS WILDROCK 26725        3   5  1  15         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    
 MICHIGAN 25145                3   1     15         BIG 10 (4021)             
-BETTER THAN YOU 26172         3   1     15         DREAM ON (4221)           
 PRIMUS 25565                  2   2  1  15         INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101) 
 BIG STRONG SMART 21055        1   2     15         INQUISITION PHL0308 (3308)
-FOUR AND OUT 26049            3   1     14         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
-HOPE 26062                    2   2     14         WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      
-LEODOCUS 20949                2   1     14         ARGUS VII (3289)          
-AXIS 21622                    1   1     14         THE EDGE OF DAWN (3415)   
-SQUIRRELY 19652               1   1     14         DARK TOADS 03F (3048)     
-TITO TAILER 21038             0   2     14         INQUISITION PHL0303 (3305)
 BLUE ANGEL 24908              3   1     13         FACED OUT (3974)          
-VEST 24843                    1   3     13         SHIRTS (3966)             
 BUBBA RAY 27107               1   0     13         DARK TOADS O4J (4397)     
-RAKHARO 834                   0   7     13         BLOODRIDERS (136)         
-TGS3 23221                    0   3     13         INQUISITION PHL0S0  (3699)
 DR PEPPER 21042               0   3     13         INQUISITION PHL0307 (3306)
-UBER GOOBER 26198             4   0     12         NUTS (4226)               
-ROY OYSTER 21617              1   3     12         FISH MONGERS II (3414)    
 BOTOX 20666                   1   5     12         HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)   
 ERNEST HEMINGWAY 25935        1   0     12         STOLEN IDENTITY II (4175) 
 PATTAYA 23989                 1   1  1  11         THAILAND (3828)           
-QUALITY WARRIOR 25247         1   0     11         ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)   
-ZOCAL 24750                   0   1     11         SAND FIENDS (3949)        
-PRIVETTE 24882                3   1     10         OLD BUDS (3311)           
-WRECKED 'EM 8946              1   0  1  10         ABNORMAL ANATOMY (1311)   
 ED 25138                      1   3     10         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-BEAU 9348                     1   0     10         BALROGS (1387)            
-NOT A LUNGER 25069            1   0     10         EXPERIMENTS 4WK (4006)    
 MARK 25137                    0   4     10         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 LOU 25140                     0   4     10         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-HUGE BOX 488                  2   2  1   9         BOXES (93)                
-MANAGER'S PIG 7374            1   1      9         DOA PETS (1055)           
 A.M. 27188                    1   0      9         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
-DAVALON 12220                 1   1      9         THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    
 PENN STATE 25142              1   3      9         BIG 10 (4021)             
-MYSTIC EYE 25126              2   2      8         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
 8A 6D 26712                   2   2      8         B5 11 (4325)              

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SNOTMONSTER 26261             2   2      8         NOSEY (4239)              
-YELLOW POST-IT 26131          2   2      8         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
 DNORG 26038                   2   2      8         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
-DESCARTES 23745               1   1      8         BRAINIAC (303)            
-HARM 'EM 22099                1   1      8         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 RED FIVE 25053                1   1      8         UNO 4WI (4003)            
 BRIAN 25136                   0   4      8         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-LERNUS 20952                  1   1  1   7         ARGUS VII (3289)          
-A 26076                       1   3      7         SO BAD (4202)             
-BEAU 25059                    0   1      7         6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        
-CATERPILLAR 9391              0   1      7         WONDERLAND II (1395)      
-THUNDERBOLT 9361              0   1      7         TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)   
 PINK PRINCESS 24906           1   3      6         FACED OUT (3974)          
 12A 7D 26666                  1   3      6         B5 2 (4316)               
 WOOLSHINE 24903               1   3      6         ELVEN LORDS (3973)        
 CLASSROOM 23971               0   2      6         PATTAYALAND SOI 2 (3824)  
-PAJAMAS 24127                 0   2      6         NEEDLESS (3723)           
-DAMION CORONA 24700           1   2      5         DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     
 ULTRA-FACTOR 26895            1   2      5         TEAM ULTRA (4358)         
 HANA 24461                    0   1      5         4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)     
-BREE GRAYHAND 26727           0   4      4         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    
 WILDFIRE 23414                0   4      4         TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)   
-STEVE'S IDEA 11777            0   2      3         OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      
-CEPHEUS 20947                 0   1      2         ARGUS VIII (3288)         
 DEVINNE 27048                 0   2      2         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
-TWO MAN ARMY 945              0   2      2         RIP-OFFS (158)            
-REDFORGE 24786                0   1      1         MADNESS (3957)            

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE USEROUS MERC        0  0                        SC EASLEY 21094       118  NONE
HAND 24485              0  1   4-LETTER JOBS 3906   WRECKED 'EM 8946      116   
SLOWLY 26184            0  2   ADVERBS II 4224      GREEN THUMB 24140     115   
SHADOWLORD 9386         1  1   BAND OF ROGUES 1394  CAUTION 19441         117   
PROCUREMENT 26028       1  2   BUSINESS CALLS 4193  PATTAYA 23989         118   
CAPTIVE PEACOCK 25972   0  1   CRAZY CLUE 4182      BLACK ORC             118  NONE
SCARLET LETTER 25973    0  1   CRAZY CLUE 4182      BLACK ORC             118  NONE
ROBERTA 21086           1  2   INFLUENTIAL BAB 3313 SEX CAMEL 25548       118   
MINT PLANT 19468        1  2   INQUISITION 031 3014 MILK 24412            117   
0001 16728              2  3   OCT 2002 2543        MILK 24412            118   
DAVEY 24162             0  1   OLD BUDS 3311        BANDIT PRINCE         118  NONE
RENEE 24164             0  1   OLD BUDS 3311        WURM KIN              118  NONE
ODNALRO 11712           0  1   OUTTA WORDS 1699     LERNUS 20952          115   
FLASH 21073             0  2   PETS FOREVER 3310    CHANGING BUFFAL 18031 114  NOT REVENGED
BLOTTO 21666            0  1   PHRASES 3423         BLACK ORC             118  NONE
YO 24172                0  1   PHRASES 3423         DARK CHAMPION         118  NONE
RED RED ROBIN 23805     0  1   RED LIGHT 3427       BLACK ORC             118  NONE
MIST 24137              0  1   SORTA WHITE 3712     WURM KIN              118  NONE
FEYD-RAUTHA 17388       4  6   STREET PIZZAD X 2657 ILL OMEN 15166        116   
WHIRLWIND 10337         8  3   THE WILLBURYS 4 1525 DARN SMART 16256      116   
IS 24121                0  1   TWO WILL DO 3433     BANDIT PRINCE         118  NONE
OH 24132                0  1   TWO WILL DO 3433     MOUNTAIN TROLL        118  NONE
UP 24122                0  1   TWO WILL DO 3433     SHEWISH GIANT         118  NONE
BLUE DRAW 2 25039       0  1   UNO 4WG 4000         PRIMUS 25565          118   
HIS DAGGER 26096        1  3   WINDOWS CAN SUC 4206 THE SHOCKER 25542     117   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

5 March 2004
Style Masters Symposium
Hosted by Hammer

     The years have slipped by and many DM Managers have come and gone since the last
Hammer's Handbook was compiled and printed.
     There is now a stirring within me to begin writing and editing yet another
Handbook with a distribution date sometime in 2005.
     This Handbook will be made available via Email with a possibility of burning the
info to a CD for distribution.
     Special arrangements will be made to provide the information via printed page to
those contributors who are serving sentences behind bars.
     The working title of this new Handbook is "Style Masters Symposium Hosted by
Hammer".
     Distribution of this Handbook is projected to be MAINLY for those DM Managers
who contribute information/articles to Hammer by June 2004.
     Informative and entertaining articles should focus on insights regarding Any or
All 10 Style Masters for both the Basic and ADM arenas as well as Tourney
competition.
     Articles focusing on Weapons/Armor are also encouraged for inclusion.
     Whether you are a Newbie Manager without a clue or a Jaded Veteran; everyone has
discovered something about this gaming experience that is both Insightful and
Entertaining.
     Email Your Articles to HammerDM@fastermail.com or send them via Diplo to either
Flower Hammerz (372) in DM 28 or Casino Hammerz (576) in DM 33.
     Length and Content of the Style Masters Symposium Hosted by Hammer will be
Determined by the Quality and Quantity of Contributors Combined with the Literary
Efforts of Hammer who is currently overseas for an indefinite period of time.
     Articles Contributed for this Project should be of Sufficient Length and Content
to Warrant being Included to Receive the Finished Document when Hammer has completed
this literary work to His satisfaction.
     Managers contributing articles are also requested to include a DM Bio of
Themselves along with any Notable Successes and/or Failures during Their DM Career in
Basic, ADM and/or Tourney Play.
     A listing of Active Stables would also be Helpful for Anyone Seeking to Reply to
Contributors via Diplo, Email or Snailmail.
     May Your Blades Be Sharp And Your Wits Sharper!
     -- Hammer of Flower Hammerz (372) DM 28 and Casino Hammerz (576) DM 33

18 March 2004
St. Valentine's Day Massacre Update

     We are pleased to announce that the kLk sponsored St. Valentine's Day Massacre
kill contest in DM 36 is off to a great start.  We are also pleased to announce that
in addition to the 10 team rollups we are also able to offer the renaming of a dark
arena warrior as a prize to the manager with the most kills.  The contest is only 2
turns old and is still wide open.  There are currently 5 managers tied with one kill
each.  Anything can still happen so hurry up and get into the arena.
     On a personal note, no other alliances have entered the arena in force to
challenge the kLk dominance.  We were expecting The Firm to put up a fight for their
supposed home arena.  But, they were a no show.  Guess they proved what they are
really made of.  *evil grin*
     Perhaps another alliance would like to step in to give us a challenge.  We are
throwing down the gauntlet.  Perhaps the Chaos Inc. boys I keep hearing about would
like to step in and challenge the kLk for arena dominance.  If you don't show up,
Chaos, don't feel bad.  FAR better managers than you have been invited into Jhans but
have chosen to pass on the offer.
     So if you consider yourself worthy to compete, like fierce competition, and
enjoy arenas where the personals are as fierce as the fighting, come visit JHANS DM
36.  We're already planning our next contest, "Capture the Flag," and have a
storyline being actively worked on in the arena.  Whatever you like about DM you can
find it in JHANS.

Bookie

mgr. of Suicidal Dreams
and Director Jhans Board of Tourism
kLk Alliance

27 March 2004
     This notice is to inform the DM world that CHAOS INC. has added CHEETO to its
ranks.  He joins APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and RUDE BUDDHA as the 6th member.
May your chaotic wings spread disaster and CHAOS for all your days!  Welcome CHEETO!!

27 March 2004
     Has anyone seen it in print that the "Goat" is leaving the "Cartel"?  There were
some diplos to the effect of a special branch of the Cartel being formed, like secret
societies, governmental agencies and alliances certain agendas are developed.  To
obtain the desired effect of any agenda only key personnel can be used.  The "Goat"
is "Cartel" so until you see it with me announcing that I am not Cartel, remember,
"The Agenda of the Core is for you to fight for."  I hope this stops the confusion.
-- Goat

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RED RED ROBIN was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
RENEE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MIST was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
IS was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DAVEY was dealt death by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena contest.
UP was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OH was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BLOTTO was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
SCARLET LETTER was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
YO was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CAPTIVE PEACOCK was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
CORRUPTION vanquished SHARK BAIT! in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SEX CAMEL savagely slew ROBERTA in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
GENERAL BIG TOE beat GERBIL RAMPAGE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
COCONUT MEAT demolished STOMP THIS! in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
ATLANTIS savagely defeated RABIES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge match.
BIG RED viciously subdued ALIEN in a 5 minute gory Challenge conflict.
COSTA RICA unbelievably bested HAND OF DOOM in a 2 minute bloody Challenge bout.
MISS SCARLET won victory over ABSINTHE in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
GO was savagely defeated by DYNAMO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
MILK assassinated 0001 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CAUTION beat 12A 7D in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
NEAT luckily beat DR PEPPER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
BLACK HEAD devastated DNORG in a action packed 5 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PROCUREMENT was killed by PATTAYA in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge fray.
RIPE PLUM overcame RED FIVE in a exciting 1 minute novice's Challenge contest.
CUT THE MUSTARD overpowered DEVINNE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HARRY SELDON was overpowered by CRACK IS CHEAP in a 2 minute uneven fight.
YUENGLING savagely defeated NEUTRINO in a action packed 2 minute veteran's bout.
GRIM REAVER was unbelievably bested by L. FRANK BAUM in a 2 minute Title fray.
FROSTBURN overpowered TV EATS MY LIFE in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
CROCKPOT was savagely defeated by RED RAVEN in a 7 minute expert's fight.
GUARDIAN was beaten by OFRIA in a popular 2 minute veteran's match.
SMELLY TOES overpowered CANIS LUPUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WHIRLIGIG viciously subdued HICHAM in a action packed 6 minute gory master's match.
BIG BANG was unbelievably bested by RAWLINGS in a 5 minute veteran's battle.
DODGE BALL handily defeated 2ND PLACE in a exciting 4 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BOTTACELLI demolished CITRUCEL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PUD #5A beat CARMEN in a popular 3 minute duel.
DEALIE BOPPER was overcome by YES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome match.
BURIZA was overpowered by OSU in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
NOSE PICKER vanquished WILD TURKEY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
IOWA was unbelievably bested by WOODEN INDIAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory duel.
SC EASLEY viciously butchered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute bloody match.
NO overcame BLOODPOOL in a 5 minute conflict.
MERK luckily beat DEADLA in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
KEOKI SHOOTER was savagely defeated by THE FAN in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
CHINA PRINCESS handily defeated MARK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
KINGPIN savagely defeated LOU in a 2 minute bloody match.
BOTOX was beaten by WINDEX in a 2 minute battle.
BIG STRONG SMART was luckily beaten by RYAN in a 3 minute fight.
69! overpowered ED in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
EVERCLEAR unbelievably bested RED-EYE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
BRIAN was luckily beaten by RED SOX in a popular 4 minute bloody brawl.
PENN STATE subdued WOOLSHINE in a 3 minute amateur's battle.
ULTRA-FACTOR was viciously subdued by TEST6 in a 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.
MICHIGAN devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 5 minute one-sided fight.
BLUE ANGEL unbelievably bested CLASSROOM in a exciting 3 minute amateur's conflict.
PINK PRINCESS was defeated by A.M. in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's duel.
PRIMUS murdered BLUE DRAW 2 in a 1 minute bloody one-sided conflict.
WILDFIRE was overpowered by ERNEST HEMINGWAY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
8A 6D was subdued by BUBBA RAY in a 1 minute duel.
HANA was vanquished by BAZRIK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         WALL OF STEEL     92 -  62 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         TOTAL PARRY      178 - 133 -  2      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         STRIKING ATTACK  140 - 145 - 10      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         SLASHING ATTACK   64 -  68 -  3      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         AIMED BLOW        65 -  72 -  3      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  20 -  2      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         LUNGING ATTACK   166 - 235 -  6      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  22 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    43 - 103 -  3      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  17 -  0      26  |

Turn 118 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       13 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  8         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 16         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         6 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  8         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    L. FRANK BAUM 19586        14   5  0  107 OZ RETURNS (3036)
TOTAL PARRY      CRACK IS CHEAP 18422       15   6  0  106 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)
STRIKING ATTACK  GRIM REAVER 16024          11   5  0   96 REDUX! (2421)
LUNGING ATTACK   YUENGLING 16265            12   5  1   95 LOCAL BEER (2467)
SLASHING ATTACK  SMELLY TOES 17409          12   8  0   94 HYBRIDS V (2661)
AIMED BLOW       COCONUT MEAT 23302          8   3  0   74 SORTA WHITE (3712)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BIG BANG 18009.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BIG BANG 18009.  The ten other most popular fighters were DODGE BALL 14348, IOWA 
25141, DYNAMO 24403, HICHAM 18389, RED-EYE 21084, BLACK HEAD 26742, BRIAN 25136, 
ATLANTIS 23349, YUENGLING 16265, and CARMEN 18936.

The least popular fighter this week was ALIEN 2397.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CROCKPOT 19603, MICHIGAN 25145, NO 21716, DNORG 26038, HANA 24461, 
WILDFIRE 23414, BLUE DRAW 2 25039, ED 25138, KEOKI SHOOTER 15442, and BURIZA 15993.

The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:

PERCY QUIN (82-4728) PARKO RAMA

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 14 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:

                           ABE SIMPSON (9-4453) SPRINGFIELD 
                            PB-LEAD (23-4385) ROCK-ETTS IV 
                      RATTLESNAKE SHAKE (60-4242) METAL MELTDOWN 
                            CHIP (60-4413) RESCUE RANGERS 
                           SLAKE (82-12993) WORD OF THE DAY 
                          DIS-COMBOBULATE (63-2222) DIS-TEAM 
                        RETARD (68-7501) POLITICALLYINCORRECT 
                           DARKSIDE (22-2714) LOST SOULS 1 
                      ZHARRA TYL MEDAN (40-2586) SUPERIOR FORCES 
                         SMOOGIE (82-2247) STREET PIZZAD III 
                             ARATHEA (13-3318) THE ELITE 
                          PX (82-14364) SUPERIOR FORCES 1203 
                       MIKE, POWERFUL (82-7051) MIKE THE HUNTER 
                          DIS-FUNCTIONAL (63-2223) DIS-TEAM 

                                          -- Green Eyes