DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/17/2004    Duedate: 04/30/2004

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 119

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CRACK IS CHEAP
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)
(82-18422) [16-6-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CRACK IS CHEAP                 SC EASLEY
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)      SMITHVILLE (3314)
(82-18422) [16-6-0,116]        (82-21094) [4-5-2,60]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BIG BANG                       GERBIL RAMPAGE
OUTA THIS WORLD (347)          DEADLY ATTACKS (844)
(82-18009) [9-14-2,63]         (82-6071) [9-11-0,74]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OFF COLOUR (3312)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FAST FAST FOOD (3044)         37 
2. LAWN ORDER (1958)             28 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)
3. FAULTS (3430)                 24    Unchartered Team
4. STOLEN IDENTITY II (4175)     20 
5. DUMMIES (3431)                17    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*SCREAMING BROOD (3940)     5   0  0 100.   1- 1*BIG 10 (4021)             4  1 0
 2- 4*HOME RUN (4189)            4   0  0 100.   2/ 3 OFF COLOUR (3312)         4  2 0
 3- 5*ONE OF MANY (4203)         4   0  0 100.   3/ 5 PHRASES (3423)            4  3 0
 4- 6*CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)      4   0  0 100.   4-11*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 3  0 0
 5- 3*NUTS (4226)                4   0  0 100.   5/15 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   3  0 0
 6- 7*SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)      2   0  1 100.   6/43 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 3  0 0
 7/16*DARK TOADS O4J (4397)      2   0  0 100.   7/ 0 LAWN ORDER (1958)         3  1 1
 8/14*STOLEN IDENTITY II (4175)  2   0  0 100.   8/ 4 OZ RETURNS (3036)         3  1 0
 9-10*INQUISITION 2004 0 (4096)  1   0  1 100.   9/ 2 SORTA WHITE (3712)        3  2 2
10-12*DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)    1   0  0 100.  10/48 RED LIGHT (3427)          3  2 0
11-13*EXPERIMENTS 4WK (4006)     1   0  0 100.  11- 7*CRAZY CLUE (4182)         3  3 0
12/ 0*AT THE ZOO (4470)          1   0  0 100.  12-16*SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     2  0 1
13-17*WHETSTONE 2B (2108)        1   0  0 100.  13/52*SMITHVILLE (3314)         2  0 1
14-20*THE BROTHERHOOD 2 (1764)   6   1  1 85.7  14/58*DARK TOADS O4J (4397)     2  0 0
15-22*HER ALTEREGO (3659)        5   1  0 83.3  15/61*STOLEN IDENTITY II (4175) 2  0 0
16/ 0*LAST ONE II (2782)         5   1  0 83.3  16- 8*HOME RUN (4189)           2  0 0
17-25*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)    4   1  0 80.0  17/ 9 THE A TEAM (3429)         2  0 0
18-26*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629)  4   1  0 80.0  18/27 FAULTS (3430)             2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-27*ALTERED STATES (187)       4   1  0 80.0  19/62 DUMMIES (3431)            2  0 0
20-28*VERY POOR (4198)           3   1  0 75.0  20-12*HER ALTEREGO (3659)       2  0 0
21-29*DREAM ON (4221)            3   1  0 75.0  21-38 LONG GONE (3721)          2  0 0
22-31*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)      3   1  0 75.0  22-13*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   2  0 0
23-30*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)    3   1  0 75.0  23-41 LOCAL BEER (2467)         2  0 0
24/36 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 16   6  0 72.7  24-42 HYBRIDS V (2661)          2  0 0
25/34 OFF COLOUR (3312)         26  10  1 72.2  25-14 COMPANY MAN (3038)        2  0 0
26-37 THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (2151) 10   4  1 71.4  26/19*NUMBERS II II (4385)      2  1 0
27-38 LOCAL BEER (2467)         12   5  1 70.6  27-46*FACED OUT (3974)          2  1 0
28-41 FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      11   5  1 68.8  02/102*HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)   2  1 0
29-42 HELLBORN (3074)           23  11  1 67.6  29- 6*DRINKS (4022)             2  2 0
30-43 SUPERIOR FORCES 12 (2131) 22  11  0 66.7  37/137 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           2  2 0
31-44 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     10   5  1 66.7  31/49 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  2  4 0
32-46 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (1726) 10   5  0 66.7  36/136 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     2  6 0
33-48*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333)  2   1  0 66.7  33-51*INQUISITION 2004 0 (4096) 1  0 1
34/ 8*NUMBERS II II (4385)       2   1  0 66.7  34-17 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       1  0 1
35/ 0*ODDITIES II (4429)         2   1  0 66.7  35-57*SHIPWRECKED (4016)        1  0 0
36-51*DOT DEAD (1317)            2   1  0 66.7  36-60*DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)   1  0 0
37/40 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)     9   5  1 64.3  37-56*EXPERIMENTS 4WK (4006)    1  0 0
38/45 SANDY TOO (2874)          10   6  1 62.5  38-20*MORE IN 82 (4196)         1  0 0
39-55 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       23  14  0 62.2  39-21*VERY POOR (4198)          1  0 0
40/59 THE A TEAM (3429)         18  11  0 62.1  40-96*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      1  0 0
41/52 OZ RETURNS (3036)         16  10  0 61.5  41-22*ONE OF MANY (4203)        1  0 0
42-56 LUROCIANS XVII (2294)      8   5  0 61.5  42-23*CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)     1  0 0
43-57 RESCUE ME (2667)          11   7  2 61.1  43/ 0*AT THE ZOO (4470)         1  0 0
44-61 HYBRIDS V (2661)          12   8  0 60.0  44-94*FLOPS (4220)              1  0 0
45-64*ARGUS VII (3289)           3   2  1 60.0  45-97*DREAM ON (4221)           1  0 0
46-65*MORE IN 82 (4196)          3   2  0 60.0  46-18*NUTS (4226)               1  0 0
47-66*ARGUS V (3291)             3   2  0 60.0  47-24*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333) 1  0 0
48/71 RED LIGHT (3427)          20  14  0 58.8  48-25*SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    1  0 0
49-68 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 21  15  0 58.3  49-65*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   1  0 0
50/58 SLOW DOWN (3435)          14  10  0 58.3  64/164 GIMME A BREAK (3720)      1  0 0
51/74 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   14  10  0 58.3  51-26 PLACES RATED (3316)       1  0 0
52-70 FEROCIRAPTORS (1052)      38  28  1 57.6  30-130*NEEDLESS (3723)           1  0 0
53-72 RIVALS (3039)             12   9  0 57.1  53-99*ARGUS V (3291)            1  0 0
54-73 LONG GONE (3721)          13  10  0 56.5  54-31*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921) 1  0 0
55-76 DEATH STALKERS (2995)    250 194 18 56.3  55/ 0*BREAD (3148)              1  0 0
56/69 SORTA WHITE (3712)        15  12  3 55.6  56/ 0*LAST ONE II (2782)        1  0 0
57-78 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     10   8  0 55.6  57-68 CLINTONITES (3151)        1  0 0
58-80*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)     5   4  0 55.6  58-29 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     1  0 0
59-81*BIG 10 (4021)             11   9  0 55.0  59/ 0 HEAVEN (2551)             1  0 0
60-82 REDUX! (2421)             11   9  0 55.0  60-28 4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     1  0 0
61/ 0 JOE'S HEROES (1527)       28  23  3 54.9  06-106*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131) 1  0 0
62-83*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829)  6   5  0 54.5  62-71 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (1726) 1  0 0
63-85 CLINTONITES (3151)         9   8  0 52.9  63-73*THE BROTHERHOOD 2 (1764)  1  0 0
64-86 COMPANY MAN (3038)        11  10  0 52.4  64-32*CYBERTEASE (1851)         1  0 0
65/ 0 ON A WHIM (301)          101  93  3 52.1  65-78*WHETSTONE 2B (2108)       1  0 0
66-88 GNARLED BONES (395)      103  95  6 52.0  10-110 SUPERIOR FORCES 12 (2131) 1  0 0
67/92 DUMMIES (3431)            13  12  0 52.0  67-79 THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (2151) 1  0 0
68-89 SUNNYDALE (1485)         109 101  1 51.9  68-81 LUROCIANS XVII (2294)     1  0 0
69-91 RESSURRECTION (2508)      12  12  1 50.0  69-82*DOT DEAD (1317)           1  0 0
70-94*FACED OUT (3974)           4   4  0 50.0  70-34 SUNNYDALE (1485)          1  0 0
71-96*CYBERTEASE (1851)          4   4  0 50.0  71/ 0 JOE'S HEROES (1527)       1  0 0
72-97*KOSHER HAYSEEDS (1591)     3   3  1 50.0  72-35*ALTERED STATES (187)      1  0 0
73-98*WORK WITH THIS (4213)      3   3  0 50.0  73-93*THAILAND (3828)           1  1 1
74-99*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921)  3   3  0 50.0  74-98*UNO 4WI (4003)            1  1 0
00-100*WORDSMITH (3037)           3   3  0 50.0  75/10 SLOW DOWN (3435)          1  1 0
04-104*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)       2   2  0 50.0  76-37*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  1  1 0
05-105*NOSEY (4239)               2   2  0 50.0  01-101 FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      1  1 0
07-107*OOH HAA HAA (3893)         2   2  0 50.0  04-104*INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)  1  1 0
08-108*BARHOPPER (2317)           2   2  0 50.0  20-120*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    1  1 0
10-110*THAILAND (3828)            1   1  1 50.0  80-39*OOH HAA HAA (3893)        1  1 0
11-111*UNO 4WI (4003)             1   1  0 50.0  81/30 SANDY TOO (2874)          1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
12-112*SHIPWRECKED (4016)         1   1  0 50.0  82-40 REDUX! (2421)             1  1 0
83/ 0*FARM ANIMALS (3791)        1   1  0 50.0  83-44 RIVALS (3039)             1  1 0
19-119*DOA PETS (1055)            1   1  0 50.0  35-135*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    1  1 0
18-118*BAND OF ROGUES (1394)      1   1  0 50.0  31-131*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   1  1 0
20/120 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     32  33  0 49.2  09-109*BARHOPPER (2317)          1  1 0
87/ 0 HEAVEN (2551)             61  65  4 48.4  87/ 0 VERMIN! (1901)            1  1 0
22-122*DRINKS (4022)              8   9  0 47.1  11-111*KOSHER HAYSEEDS (1591)    1  1 0
89/ 0 VERMIN! (1901)           135 157  5 46.2  27-127 FEROCIRAPTORS (1052)      1  1 0
25-125 LIFESPAN (165)             6   7  0 46.2  90/ 0 ON A WHIM (301)           1  1 0
34/134 FAULTS (3430)              9  11  1 45.0  91/36*INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101) 1  2 1
28/128 PHRASES (3423)             9  11  0 45.0  18/118*B5 11 (4325)              1  2 0
27-127 ON A ROLL (169)            9  11  0 45.0  25/125 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    1  2 0
29-129*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)   4   5  0 44.4  32/132 ENIGMA 3 (1962)           1  2 0
95/ 0*BREAD (3148)               4   5  0 44.4  95/ 0*FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     1  3 0
30-130*ONE CHANCE (178)           4   5  0 44.4  44/144 VERMIN!! (334)            1  3 0
31/131 VERMIN!! (334)           143 185  6 43.6  39-139*POKER NIGHT (4020)        1  4 0
98/ 0 LAWN ORDER (1958)          9  12  2 42.9  98-50 OLD BUDS (3311)           1  4 0
24/124 VILLAINS (2836)            6   8  1 42.9  34/134*TWO WILL DO (3433)        1  6 0
33/133 BRAINIAC (303)            69  95  2 42.1  38/138 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     1  6 0
26/126*TWO WILL DO (3433)         9  13  0 40.9  40-140 DEATH STALKERS (2995)     0  4 0
47/147 GIMME A BREAK (3720)       9  13  0 40.9  43/143*B5 2 (4316)               0  3 0
36-136*NEEDLESS (3723)            9  13  0 40.9  33-133*BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 0  3 0
37-137 OLD BUDS (3311)           11  16  2 40.7  26/126 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      0  3 0
38/138 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  29  43  1 40.3  19/119 TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    0  2 0
40-140 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415)  6   9  0 40.0  17-117*BUSINESS CALLS (4193)     0  2 0
41-141*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)     6   9  0 40.0  47-147*TEAM ULTRA (4358)         0  2 0
42-142*CRAZY CLUE (4182)          4   6  0 40.0  52-152*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699) 0  2 0
03/103*INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101)  2   3  1 40.0  50-150*PATTAYALAND SOI 2 (3824)  0  2 0
06/106*B5 11 (4325)               2   3  0 40.0  21-121*ARGUS VII (3289)          0  2 0
45-145*OCT 2002 (2543)            2   3  0 40.0  22-122 LOSERS (3717)             0  2 0
46-146 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       72 112 16 39.1  54-154*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306) 0  2 0
35/135 TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    16  25  1 39.0  49-149*INQUISITION PHL030 (3308) 0  2 0
39/139 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      14  22  0 38.9  41-141 THE WRETCHED (3963)       0  2 0
51-151*BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018)  4   7  0 36.4  24-124 RESCUE ME (2667)          0  2 0
53/153 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    103 190  4 35.2  55-155 RESSURRECTION (2508)      0  2 0
62/162*SMITHVILLE (3314)          4   8  2 33.3  23-123*OCT 2002 (2543)           0  2 0
55-155*BUSINESS CALLS (4193)      1   2  0 33.3  18-47 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       0  2 0
57-157*INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)   1   2  0 33.3  42-142*TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)   0  2 0
56-156*INQUISITION PHL030 (3308)  1   2  0 33.3  92/192 BRAINIAC (303)            0  2 0
58-158*INQUISITION 0311 (3014)    1   2  0 33.3  46-146*WORK WITH THIS (4213)     0  1 0
59-159*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)    4   9  0 30.8  61-161*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        0  1 0
60-160 PLACES RATED (3316)        6  14  0 30.0  48-148*SO BAD (4202)             0  1 0
61-161 THE WRETCHED (3963)       21  52  3 28.8  24/ 0*MY BUTT HURTS II (4118)   0  1 0
78/178*HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)    2   5  0 28.6  62-162*UNO 4WG (4000)            0  1 0
63-163 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919)  3   8  0 27.3  45-145*NOSEY (4239)              0  1 0
64-164 LOSERS (3717)              6  17  0 26.1  27-95*WINDOWS CAN SUCK I (4206) 0  1 0
75/175 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           10  29  0 25.6  70-170*4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)     0  1 0
70-170*WINDOWS CAN SUCK I (4206)  1   3  0 25.0  67-167*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305) 0  1 0
66-166*FLOPS (4220)               1   3  0 25.0  53-153*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     0  1 0
69-169*TEAM ULTRA (4358)          1   3  0 25.0  31/ 0*FARM ANIMALS (3791)       0  1 0
68-168*SO BAD (4202)              1   3  0 25.0  66-166*SAND FIENDS (3949)        0  1 0
71-171*ELVEN LORDS (3973)         1   3  0 25.0  05-105*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     0  1 0
72-172*SHIRTS (3966)              1   3  0 25.0  65-165*ARGUS VIII (3288)         0  1 0
73-173*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)      1   3  0 25.0  03-103*SHIRTS (3966)             0  1 0
74-174*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131)  1   3  0 25.0  51-151*ELVEN LORDS (3973)        0  1 0
77/177 ENIGMA 3 (1962)            6  23  0 20.7  56-156 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919) 0  1 0
76-176*POKER NIGHT (4020)         4  16  0 20.0  08-108*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829) 0  1 0
39/ 0*FAST FAST FOOD (3044)      2   8  0 20.0  74-174 HELLBORN (3074)           0  1 0
67/167*B5 2 (4316)                1   4  0 20.0  73-173 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415) 0  1 0
80-180*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699)  1   7  0 12.5  75-175*INQUISITION 0311 (3014)   0  1 0
81-181*BLOODRIDERS (136)          0   7  0  0.0  72/172 VILLAINS (2836)           0  1 0
82-182*TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)    0   5  0  0.0  07-107*WORDSMITH (3037)          0  1 0
83-183*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306)  0   3  0  0.0  85-185 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
84-184*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305)  0   2  0  0.0  86-186*DOA PETS (1055)           0  1 0
85-185*PATTAYALAND SOI 2 (3824)   0   2  0  0.0  12-112*BAND OF ROGUES (1394)     0  1 0
87-187*RIP-OFFS (158)             0   2  0  0.0  93-193 GNARLED BONES (395)       0  1 0
88-188*UNO 4WG (4000)             0   1  0  0.0  59-159*BLOODRIDERS (136)         0  1 0
49/ 0*MY BUTT HURTS II (4118)    0   1  0  0.0  60-160*RIP-OFFS (158)            0  1 0
89-189*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)         0   1  0  0.0  15-115 LIFESPAN (165)            0  1 0
90-190*ARGUS VIII (3288)          0   1  0  0.0  29-129 ON A ROLL (169)           0  1 0
93-193*4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)      0   1  0  0.0  16-116*ONE CHANCE (178)          0  1 0
92-192*SAND FIENDS (3949)         0   1  0  0.0  32/ 0*ODDITIES II (4429)        0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out DWES EG to see 
what's new.  Like, BIG 10 had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot 
by OFF COLOUR!  Way to go OFF COLOUR!  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 6th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did RED LIGHT really go up by 38?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  SMITHVILLE had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 13th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did DARK TOADS 
O4J really go up by 44?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  STOLEN IDENTITY II had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
1-0-0 and wound up as 15th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did DUMMIES really go up by 
43?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  HELLACIOUS ACRES 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 28th 
team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did ENIGMA 6 really go up by 107?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  BUENO FER NADA II had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 31st team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did LEGION OF DOOM really go up by 104?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  GIMME A BREAK had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 50th team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  
Listen to this--SLOW DOWN got 0-1-0 and dropped 65.  Didn't see much of them after 
the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  SANDY TOO dropped 
51, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to 
any of those losers in INQUISITION BASE 4 again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did B5 11 really go up by 
26?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  FOUNDATION ARMY 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 93rd 
team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did ENIGMA 3 really go up by 38?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  VERMIN!! had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-2-0 and wound up as 96th team!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did TWO WILL DO really go up by 35?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  OUTA THIS WORLD had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 100th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did B5 2 really go 
up by 41?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  DEADLY 
ATTACKS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 
104th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did TWILIGHT SHADOW really go up by 14?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  BRAINIAC had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 120th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did VILLAINS really go up by 30?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  MVP award for NOSE PICKER?  FAULTS' proud of him after 
beating HARRY SELDON and getting 24 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  HARRY 
SELDON's match with NOSE PICKER cost him a loss of 18 points!  Like, CRACK IS CHEAP 
must be pretty gutsy!  It challenged the Duelmaster from OZ RETURNS.  Does this beast 
have a death wish or what!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit 
of...(!)  Oh well, welcome CRACK IS CHEAP.  Aren't NEGATIVE CASH FLOW proud.  (Oh, 
my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW was the most avoided team.  Is a 16-6-0 record 
really that scary?  I don't know what OZ RETURNS' been doing.  They certainly haven't 
been accepting many fights from NEGATIVE CASH FLOW, that's fer sher.  Like, is CRACK 
IS CHEAP popular, or what?  It was challenged the most in all of DWES EG!  It's got a 
16-6-0, is that good?  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out ERNEST 
HEMINGWAY challenged GO.  After all, haven't STOLEN IDENTITY II and TWO WILL DO had a 
long standing duel in DWES EG?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but GO 
wants me to write about it since it was bested by ERNEST HEMINGWAY.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRACK IS CHEAP 18422         16   6    116         NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE THING 25309              12   4    104         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
-ORAL B 10020                 11   1    102         SUNNYDALE (1485)          
 L. FRANK BAUM 19586          14   6     99         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
-HARV 20046                   10   5  1  97         4-LETTER NAMES (3125)     
-GRIM REAVER 16024            11   5     96         REDUX! (2421)             
-YUENGLING 16265              12   5  1  95         LOCAL BEER (2467)         
 PSYCHO BITCH 18670           10   6  1  95         SANDY TOO (2874)          
-FROSTBURN 11868              10   5     95         SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (1726) 
-SMELLY TOES 17409            12   8     94         HYBRIDS V (2661)          
 WHIRLIGIG 18872              15   9     92         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
-GUARDIAN 16527                7   4     91         RESSURRECTION (2508)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OFRIA 20174                   9   4     85         CLINTONITES (3151)        
 PUD #5A 20722                11   8     84         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
-RED RAVEN 7339               13   6  1  83         FEROCIRAPTORS (1052)      
-REPRISAL 14465               10   4  1  83         THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (2151) 
 NOSE PICKER 21698             8   3  1  81         FAULTS (3430)             
-ATLANTIS 23349                7   3     81         LONG GONE (3721)          
-CANIS LUPUS 19333            10   6  1  77         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     
 BOOM! BOOM!! 10360           10   2     76         JOE'S HEROES (1527)       
-NEUTRINO 2393                12  22     74         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 GERBIL RAMPAGE 6071           9  11     74         DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      
 SKEWER 2032                  10   8     72         ON A WHIM (301)           
-TV EATS MY LIFE 17438        11   7  2  71         RESCUE ME (2667)          
-DODGE BALL 14348             10   7     71         SUPERIOR FORCES 120 (2131)
-SIN-EATER 24827               7  11  2  70         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
-RAWLINGS 19597               11   5     68         COMPANY MAN (3038)        
 HARRY SELDON 18333            9   5  1  68         FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    
-RABIES 19328                 13  12     67         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     
-CROCKPOT 19603               12   6     67         RIVALS (3039)             

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOTTACELLI 22958              5   0     65         HER ALTEREGO (3659)       
-HICHAM 18389                  4   5     65         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2829)
 BIG BANG 18009                9  14  2  63         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 ANCHOR 21694                  8   0     63         THE A TEAM (3429)         
-TANTRIC 12134                 6   1  1  63         THE BROTHERHOOD 2 (1764)  
 COCONUT MEAT 23302            8   4     62         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
-HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584    10   8     61         LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     
 BUSY BEE 12963               12  14     60         VERMIN! (1901)            
 SC EASLEY 21094               4   5  2  60         SMITHVILLE (3314)         
 HUGH PETRAMINT 13406          7   9     58         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHORT-TEMER 980               6   7     58         LIFESPAN (165)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARRTANA HAVAL 26729          9   7     55         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    
 PUDGY PUSS 2320               7  19  1  55         VERMIN!! (334)            
 ODDJOB 18436                  6   8  1  55         VILLAINS (2836)           
 WOODEN INDIAN 21704           6   3     55         DUMMIES (3431)            
-OSU 25144                     4   0     55         BIG 10 (4021)             
 GAP 23344                     5   2     54         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      
 GLADFIRE 14418                5  10     51         ENIGMA 3 (1962)           
-BIG RED 21684                 9   4     49         RED LIGHT (3427)          
-COSTA RICA 21101              6   8     49         PLACES RATED (3316)       
-STOMP THIS! 22961             5   4     48         ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    
-YELLOW TEETH 21080            7   3     47         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
-LAPTOP DANCE 20411            4   3     45         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
-MILK 24412                    4   0  2  43         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
 DEALIE BOPPER 18881           6  15     42         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
-2ND PLACE 23331               5   5     41         LOSERS (3717)             
 MISS SCARLET 21683            4   6     41         RED LIGHT (3427)          
-CARMEN 18936                  3   8     41         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2919)
-BAZRIK 14191                  1   0     41         WHETSTONE 2B (2108)       
-CORRUPTION 22745              2   1     40         THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 
-BLASPHEMY 24825               4   9     39         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
-WINNER 1042                   4   5     39         ONE CHANCE (178)          
-DYNAMO 24403                  3   1     39         PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   
-NECTARINE 19639               4   2     38         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
-BYX 24760                     3   1     38         FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     
-HAND OF DOOM 19764            7   8     37         ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       
-BURIZA 15993                  6   9     37         SUPERIOR FORCES 620 (2415)
-MERK 21078                    6   5  1  36         OLD BUDS (3311)           
 WEED WHACKER 13369            5   5     36         LAWN ORDER (1958)         
-CITRUCEL 21680                4   3     35         DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CANTHUS 20961                 3   2     33         ARGUS V (3291)            
 GO 21713                      5   3     32         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
 JOHN DEERE 13372              2   2     32         LAWN ORDER (1958)         
 ERNEST HEMINGWAY 25935        2   0     32         STOLEN IDENTITY II (4175) 
-KEEP SWINGIN 15291            3   0     31         LUROCIANS XVII (2294)     
 NO 21716                      4   4     30         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
-HER SKIMITAR 26089            4   0     29         CRAP TEAM #536 (4204)     
-IOWA 25141                    2   2     29         BIG 10 (4021)             
 SOURDOUGH 20160               2   4     28         BREAD (3148)              
-WILD TURKEY 25146             2   2     28         DRINKS (4022)             
-AWE 21696                     5   3     27         THE A TEAM (3429)         
 RED-EYE 21084                 3   1     27         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 BLACK HEAD 26742              3   1     27         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
-THE FAN 25143                 1   3     27         BIG 10 (4021)             
-SEX CAMEL 25548               2   0  1  26         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
-JETHRO STEIN 10889            2   1  1  25         KOSHER HAYSEEDS (1591)    
-KILLER KANDY 21783            2   1     25         LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   
 BUBBA RAY 27107               2   0     25         DARK TOADS O4J (4397)     
-DELERIUM 1087                 4   1     24         ALTERED STATES (187)      
-CHINA PRINCESS 19585          2   4     24         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
-EVERCLEAR 25149               2   2     24         DRINKS (4022)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TORO 13371                    2   1  2  23         LAWN ORDER (1958)         
-INDIANA JONES IV 20076        1   3     23         THE GERIATRIC YEARS (3131)
-ADENOID 23357                 5   3     22         NEEDLESS (3723)           
-KINGPIN 18948                 3   3     22         SUPERIOR FORCES 430 (2921)
 BOTOX 20666                   2   5     22         HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)   
-KEOKI SHOOTER 15442           2   2     22         BARHOPPER (2317)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHILI CHEESE 19622            2   2     22         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 3-LEGGED SKINK 22717          1   8     21         VERMIN!! (334)            
-ARNIE DOOMSLAYER 25119        1   1     21         SHIPWRECKED (4016)        
-GOMER BERNSTEIN 10890         1   2     21         KOSHER HAYSEEDS (1591)    
-OPEN UP, POLICE 25801         1   0     21         DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)   
 CAUTION 24167                 3   1     20         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
-RYAN 25139                    3   1     20         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-TEST6 26758                   2   1     20         SUPERIOR FORCES B30 (4333)
-ABSINTHE 25148                2   2     20         DRINKS (4022)             
-FLIM FLAM 19594               2   2     20         WORDSMITH (3037)          
-BLOODPOOL 25127               2   3     19         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
-CUT THE MUSTARD 25976         2   2     19         CRAZY CLUE (4182)         
 TURBO TUNA 19636              2   1     19         FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     
 69! 27031                     2   1     19         NUMBERS II II (4385)      
-WRATH 22746                   2   0     19         THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 
-RED SOX 26010                 4   0     18         HOME RUN (4189)           
-SHARK BAIT! 24424             2   2     18         OOH HAA HAA (3893)        
-HOT RAIL 18460                1   3     18         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
-DEADLA 20623                  0   2     18         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2263)
-POSSUMS 23222                 0   2     18         INQUISITION PHL0S0  (3699)
-PROJECT 26080                 4   0     17         ONE OF MANY (4203)        
-EHH 26057                     3   1     17         VERY POOR (4198)          
-WINDEX 25147                  2   2     17         DRINKS (4022)             
-PINGPONG 8974                 2   1     17         DOT DEAD (1317)           
 PEST 24368                    1   1     17         VERMIN! (1901)            
-RIPE PLUM 25974               2   2     16         CRAZY CLUE (4182)         
 NEAT 21664                    2   4     16         PHRASES (3423)            
-NANO 26164                    1   3     16         FLOPS (4220)              
-PLUM 19640                    0   4     16         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
-RIDEN HAWKWARPER 24702        4   0     15         SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    
-MICHIGAN 25145                3   1     15         BIG 10 (4021)             
-BETTER THAN YOU 26172         3   1     15         DREAM ON (4221)           
-BIG STRONG SMART 21055        1   2     15         INQUISITION PHL0308 (3308)
-FOUR AND OUT 26049            3   1     14         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
-HOPE 26062                    2   2     14         WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      
-LEODOCUS 20949                2   1     14         ARGUS VII (3289)          
-TITO TAILER 21038             0   2     14         INQUISITION PHL0303 (3305)
-BLUE ANGEL 24908              3   1     13         FACED OUT (3974)          
 RASPY F. NEWT 23857           2   3     13         VERMIN!! (334)            
-VEST 24843                    1   3     13         SHIRTS (3966)             
 IH8 MANAGER 20822             1   0     13         LAST ONE II (2782)        
 DESCARTES 23745               1   2     13         BRAINIAC (303)            
-RAKHARO 834                   0   7     13         BLOODRIDERS (136)         
-TGS3 23221                    0   3     13         INQUISITION PHL0S0  (3699)
-DR PEPPER 21042               0   3     13         INQUISITION PHL0307 (3306)
 CHICKEN BLITZ 19632           0   1     13         FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     
-UBER GOOBER 26198             4   0     12         NUTS (4226)               
-PATTAYA 23989                 1   1  1  11         THAILAND (3828)           
 SUPER 8 23858                 1   4     11         ON A WHIM (301)           
-ZOCAL 24750                   0   1     11         SAND FIENDS (3949)        
-PRIVETTE 24882                3   1     10         OLD BUDS (3311)           
 PRIMUS 25565                  2   3  1  10         INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101) 
-ED 25138                      1   3     10         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-NOT A LUNGER 25069            1   0     10         EXPERIMENTS 4WK (4006)    
-MARK 25137                    0   4     10         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-LOU 25140                     0   4     10         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 8A 6D 26712                   2   3      9         B5 11 (4325)              
-MANAGER'S PIG 7374            1   1      9         DOA PETS (1055)           
 HARM 'EM 22099                1   2      9         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 HOT RHINO LOVE 27500          1   0      9         AT THE ZOO (4470)         
-PENN STATE 25142              1   3      9         BIG 10 (4021)             
-MYSTIC EYE 25126              2   2      8         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
-SNOTMONSTER 26261             2   2      8         NOSEY (4239)              

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YELLOW POST-IT 26131          2   2      8         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
-DNORG 26038                   2   2      8         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
-RED FIVE 25053                1   1      8         UNO 4WI (4003)            
-BRIAN 25136                   0   4      8         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-LERNUS 20952                  1   1  1   7         ARGUS VII (3289)          
-A 26076                       1   3      7         SO BAD (4202)             
 12A 7D 26666                  1   4      7         B5 2 (4316)               
-BEAU 25059                    0   1      7         6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        
 YES MISTRESS 25652            0   1      7         MY BUTT HURTS II (4118)   
-PINK PRINCESS 24906           1   3      6         FACED OUT (3974)          
-WOOLSHINE 24903               1   3      6         ELVEN LORDS (3973)        
 ABBAS ASH'SHAM 26730          1   3      6         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    
-CLASSROOM 23971               0   2      6         PATTAYALAND SOI 2 (3824)  
-DAMION CORONA 24700           1   2      5         DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     
-ULTRA-FACTOR 26895            1   2      5         TEAM ULTRA (4358)         
 CRYSTAL 16789                 1   0      5         HEAVEN (2551)             
-HANA 24461                    0   1      5         4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)     
-WILDFIRE 23414                0   4      4         TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)   
-CEPHEUS 20947                 0   1      2         ARGUS VIII (3288)         
-DEVINNE 27048                 0   2      2         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
-TWO MAN ARMY 945              0   2      2         RIP-OFFS (158)            

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HAND 24485              0  1   4-LETTER JOBS 3906   WRECKED 'EM 8946      116   
SLOWLY 26184            0  2   ADVERBS II 4224      GREEN THUMB 24140     115  NONE
SHADOWLORD 9386         1  1   BAND OF ROGUES 1394  CAUTION 19441         117   
PROCUREMENT 26028       1  2   BUSINESS CALLS 4193  PATTAYA 23989         118   
HOG 23771               0  1   FARM ANIMALS 3791    DARK CHAMPION         119  NONE
DA QUICK 24027          0  1   FAST FAST FOOD 3044  SPYMASTER             119  NONE
DA SOON 24028           0  1   FAST FAST FOOD 3044  BLACK ORC             119  NONE
ROBERTA 21086           1  2   INFLUENTIAL BAB 3313 SEX CAMEL 25548       118   
MINT PLANT 19468        1  2   INQUISITION 031 3014 MILK 24412            117   
DA 1 27045              0  1   LAWN ORDER 1958      WURM KIN              119  NONE
A.M. 27188              1  1   LEGION OF DOOM 4052  TORO 13371            119   
0001 16728              2  3   OCT 2002 2543        MILK 24412            118   
ODNALRO 11712           0  1   OUTTA WORDS 1699     LERNUS 20952          115  NOT REVENGED
FEYD-RAUTHA 17388       4  6   STREET PIZZAD X 2657 ILL OMEN 15166        116   
WHIRLWIND 10337         8  3   THE WILLBURYS 4 1525 DARN SMART 16256      116   
BLUE DRAW 2 25039       0  1   UNO 4WG 4000         PRIMUS 25565          118   
HIS DAGGER 26096        1  3   WINDOWS CAN SUC 4206 THE SHOCKER 25542     117  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

18 March 2004
St. Valentine's Day Massacre Update

     We are pleased to announce that the kLk sponsored St. Valentine's Day Massacre
kill contest in DM 36 is off to a great start.  We are also pleased to announce that
in addition to the 10 team rollups we are also able to offer the renaming of a dark
arena warrior as a prize to the manager with the most kills.  The contest is only 2
turns old and is still wide open.  There are currently 5 managers tied with one kill
each.  Anything can still happen so hurry up and get into the arena.
     On a personal note, no other alliances have entered the arena in force to
challenge the kLk dominance.  We were expecting The Firm to put up a fight for their
supposed home arena.  But, they were a no show.  Guess they proved what they are
really made of.  *evil grin*
     Perhaps another alliance would like to step in to give us a challenge.  We are
throwing down the gauntlet.  Perhaps the Chaos Inc. boys I keep hearing about would
like to step in and challenge the kLk for arena dominance.  If you don't show up,
Chaos, don't feel bad.  FAR better managers than you have been invited into Jhans but
have chosen to pass on the offer.
     So if you consider yourself worthy to compete, like fierce competition, and
enjoy arenas where the personals are as fierce as the fighting, come visit JHANS DM
36.  We're already planning our next contest, "Capture the Flag," and have a
storyline being actively worked on in the arena.  Whatever you like about DM you can
find it in JHANS.

Bookie
mgr. of Suicidal Dreams
and Director Jhans Board of Tourism
kLk Alliance

27 March 2004
     This notice is to inform the DM world that CHAOS INC. has added CHEETO to its
ranks.  He joins APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and RUDE BUDDHA as the 6th member.
May your chaotic wings spread disaster and CHAOS for all your days!  Welcome CHEETO!!

27 March 2004
     Has anyone seen it in print that the "Goat" is leaving the "Cartel"?  There were
some diplos to the effect of a special branch of the Cartel being formed, like secret
societies, governmental agencies and alliances certain agendas are developed.  To
obtain the desired effect of any agenda only key personnel can be used.  The "Goat"
is "Cartel" so until you see it with me announcing that I am not Cartel, remember,
"The Agenda of the Core is for you to fight for."  I hope this stops the confusion.
-- Goat

8 April 2004
CLICK (KLK) -- Remember, you asked for it.  Chaos is coming....

14 April 2004
CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke.  He becomes the
seventh brother of Chaos.  We shall indeed be better for his joining.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOG was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA SOON was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA QUICK was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA 1 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
CRACK IS CHEAP defeated L. FRANK BAUM in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
COCONUT MEAT was devastated by PUD #5A in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
69! was overpowered by MISS SCARLET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
RED-EYE devastated 3-LEGGED SKINK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY viciously subdued GO in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
PSYCHO BITCH lost to THE THING in a popular 2 minute veteran's duel.
BOOM! BOOM!! overpowered BIG BANG in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GERBIL RAMPAGE was defeated by WHIRLIGIG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's match.
HARRY SELDON was overcome by NOSE PICKER in a 2 minute contest.
SKEWER subdued BARRTANA HAVAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory match.
BUSY BEE was overcome by WOODEN INDIAN in a 2 minute conflict.
ANCHOR defeated DEALIE BOPPER in a 2 minute duel.
HUGH PETRAMINT overpowered BLACK HEAD in a 2 minute uneven struggle.
GLADFIRE viciously subdued NO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody bout.
GAP viciously subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
PUDGY PUSS was overpowered by YES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ODDJOB was overpowered by SC EASLEY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WEED WHACKER beat CAUTION in a action packed 1 minute fight.
BUBBA RAY demolished NEAT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PEST vanquished 12A 7D in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
TURBO TUNA overpowered 8A 6D in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SOURDOUGH overpowered PRIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JOHN DEERE overpowered SUPER 8 in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
DESCARTES was vanquished by BOTOX in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
RASPY F. NEWT beat ABBAS ASH'SHAM in a exciting 1 minute fray.
HARM 'EM was overcome by HOT RHINO LOVE in a 2 minute novice's duel.
A.M. was assassinated by TORO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
IH8 MANAGER overcame CHICKEN BLITZ in a 3 minute fight.
YES MISTRESS was luckily beaten by CRYSTAL in a popular 1 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         TOTAL PARRY      165 - 121 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL     84 -  62 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         SLASHING ATTACK   63 -  61 -  3      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         STRIKING ATTACK  133 - 131 - 11      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         AIMED BLOW        66 -  66 -  3      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK   160 - 220 -  6      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  20 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  77 -  3      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  19 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  15 -  0      25  |

Turn 119 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     4 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     5 - 10         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CRACK IS CHEAP 18422       16   6  0  116 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)
WALL OF STEEL    THE THING 25309            12   4  0  104 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK   PSYCHO BITCH 18670         10   6  1   95 SANDY TOO (2874)
BASHING ATTACK   BOOM! BOOM!! 10360         10   2  0   76 JOE'S HEROES (1527)
SLASHING ATTACK  SKEWER 2032                10   8  0   72 ON A WHIM (301)
AIMED BLOW       COCONUT MEAT 23302          8   4  0   62 SORTA WHITE (3712)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BIG BANG 18009.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GERBIL RAMPAGE 6071.  The ten other most popular fighters were GLADFIRE 14418, 
ERNEST HEMINGWAY 25935, PSYCHO BITCH 18670, BUSY BEE 12963, DEALIE BOPPER 18881, IH8 
MANAGER 20822, THE THING 25309, HARRY SELDON 18333, NOSE PICKER 21698, and SKEWER 
2032.

The least popular fighter this week was CHICKEN BLITZ 19632.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were A.M. 27188, PRIMUS 25565, 8A 6D 26712, 12A 7D 26666, NEAT 
21664, CAUTION 24167, PUDGY PUSS 2320, BIG BANG 18009, GO 21713, and 3-LEGGED SKINK 
22717.

The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:

L. FRANK BAUM (82-19586) OZ RETURNS