DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/01/2004    Duedate: 05/14/2004

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 120

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CRACK IS CHEAP
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)
(82-18422) [17-6-0,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CRACK IS CHEAP                 IRAQ
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)      MORE SUCK! (3197)
(82-18422) [17-6-0,119]        (82-20420) [6-0-0,84]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BIG BANG                       1001
OUTA THIS WORLD (347)          DUMB PUDS (4011)
(82-18009) [10-14-2,68]        (82-25095) [1-1-1,19]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LEGION OF DOOM (4052)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FAST FAST FOOD (3044)         27 
2. LUROCIANS XVII (2294)         27 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)
3. BLADES OF SORROW (2497)       25    Unchartered Team
4. KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)      24 
5. LUROCIANS XXXIV (3445)        24    MORE SUCK! (3197)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*MORE SUCK! (3197)          6   0  0 100.   1- 1*BIG 10 (4021)             4  1 0
 2- 2*HOME RUN (4189)            4   0  0 100.   2/32 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     4  5 0
 3/ 6*SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)      3   0  2 100.   3/13 SMITHVILLE (3314)         3  0 1
 4/ 0*SAUNA TIME (3991)          3   0  0 100.   4/18 FAULTS (3430)             3  0 0
 5/ 0*OHIO EXPRESS (3993)        3   0  0 100.   5/ 6 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 3  0 0
 6/ 0*LUROCIANS XIV (1687)       3   0  0 100.   6-10 RED LIGHT (3427)          3  1 0
 7/ 0*BLADES OF SORROW (2497)    2   0  1 100.   7/ 9 SORTA WHITE (3712)        3  2 1
 8- 8*STOLEN IDENTITY II (4175)  2   0  0 100.   8/ 7 LAWN ORDER (1958)         3  4 1
 9/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)   2   0  0 100.   9/ 3 PHRASES (3423)            3  4 0
10/ 0*DISORDER (3953)            2   0  0 100.  10/99 TWO WILL DO (3433)        3  6 0
11/ 0*BLADES OF MOURNING (2496)  2   0  0 100.  11/12*SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     2  0 2
12/ 0*HAS-BEENS (2494)           1   0  1 100.  12/ 0*BLADES OF SORROW (2497)   2  0 1
13/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6 (4366)   1   0  0 100.  13-15*STOLEN IDENTITY II (4175) 2  0 0
14-12*AT THE ZOO (4470)          1   0  0 100.  14/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  2  0 0
15/ 0*SPEED MERCHANTS (4241)     1   0  0 100.  15/17 THE A TEAM (3429)         2  0 0
16/ 0*SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264)  1   0  0 100.  16/ 0*LUROCIANS XXXIV (3445)    2  0 0
17/ 0*LBA:  MANILOW FANS (4269)  1   0  0 100.  17/20*HER ALTEREGO (3659)       2  0 0
18/ 0*LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279)  1   0  0 100.  18/50 GIMME A BREAK (3720)      2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*LUNGERS (4295)             1   0  0 100.  19/ 0*BLADES OF MOURNING (2496) 2  0 0
20/ 0*DARK RITUAL (3954)         1   0  0 100.  20/94 ENIGMA 3 (1962)           2  0 0
21/ 0*ARGOS II (3294)            1   0  0 100.  21/14*DARK TOADS O4J (4397)     2  1 0
22-13*WHETSTONE 2B (2108)        1   0  0 100.  22/19 DUMMIES (3431)            2  1 0
23/ 0*MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)    8   1  0 88.9  23- 8 OZ RETURNS (3036)         2  1 0
24/15*HER ALTEREGO (3659)        6   1  0 85.7  24/ 5 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   2  1 0
25/17*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)    5   1  0 83.3  25-29*DRINKS (4022)             2  2 0
26-16*LAST ONE II (2782)         5   1  0 83.3  26-11*CRAZY CLUE (4182)         2  2 0
27/ 0*HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)        5   1  0 83.3  27/ 2 OFF COLOUR (3312)         2  3 0
28/ 5*NUTS (4226)                4   1  0 80.0  28/31 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  2  4 0
29-18*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629)  4   1  0 80.0  29/95*FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     2  6 0
30/ 0*CROSS BREED II (3196)      3   1  0 75.0  30-73*THAILAND (3828)           1  0 1
31/ 0*LUROCIANS XXXIV (3445)     3   1  0 75.0  31/ 0*MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   1  0 1
32/ 0*LUROCIANS FTF021 (2541)    3   1  0 75.0  32/ 0*HAS-BEENS (2494)          1  0 1
33/24 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 17   6  0 73.9  33/ 0 LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      1  0 1
34-27 LOCAL BEER (2467)         12   5  1 70.6  26/126*NOSEY (4239)              1  0 0
35/25 OFF COLOUR (3312)         26  11  1 70.3  23/123*SO BAD (4202)             1  0 0
36-28 FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      11   5  1 68.8  36/38*MORE IN 82 (4196)         1  0 0
37-30 SUPERIOR FORCES 12 (2131) 22  11  0 66.7  37/ 0*SOFT DRINKS (3988)        1  0 0
38/ 0 CROSS BREED (960)         12   6  2 66.7  38/ 0*SAUNA TIME (3991)         1  0 0
39/37 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    10   5  2 66.7  39-16*HOME RUN (4189)           1  0 0
40-32 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (1726) 10   5  0 66.7  40/ 0*OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       1  0 0
41/46*MORE IN 82 (4196)          4   2  0 66.7  21/121*WORK WITH THIS (4213)     1  0 0
42/47*ARGUS V (3291)             4   2  0 66.7  42/44*FLOPS (4220)              1  0 0
43/ 0*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)      2   1  1 66.7  43/ 0*SPEED MERCHANTS (4241)    1  0 0
44/ 0*SPICE RACK (3989)          2   1  0 66.7  44/ 0*SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264) 1  0 0
45-35*ODDITIES II (4429)         2   1  0 66.7  45/ 0*LBA:  MANILOW FANS (4269) 1  0 0
46-33*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333)  2   1  0 66.7  46/ 0*LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279) 1  0 0
47/ 7*DARK TOADS O4J (4397)      2   1  0 66.7  47/ 0*LUNGERS (4295)            1  0 0
48/42 LUROCIANS XVII (2294)      9   5  0 64.3  48/ 0*SPICE RACK (3989)         1  0 0
49/40 THE A TEAM (3429)         19  11  0 63.3  49-47*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333) 1  0 0
50-41 OZ RETURNS (3036)         16  10  0 61.5  50-43*AT THE ZOO (4470)         1  0 0
51/ 0 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)     8   5  1 61.5  51/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6 (4366)  1  0 0
52-43 RESCUE ME (2667)          11   7  2 61.1  52/49*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   1  0 0
53/39 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       23  15  0 60.5  53-77 FOOT SOLDIERS (3654)      1  0 0
54-44 HYBRIDS V (2661)          12   8  0 60.0  54/53*ARGUS V (3291)            1  0 0
55/77*NOSEY (4239)               3   2  0 60.0  55/ 0*ARGOS II (3294)           1  0 0
56/21*DREAM ON (4221)            3   2  0 60.0  56/ 0*MORE SUCK! (3197)         1  0 0
57/ 0*PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)        3   2  0 60.0  57/ 0*PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       1  0 0
58/ 0*PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)        3   2  0 60.0  58- 4*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 1  0 0
59/23*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)    3   2  0 60.0  59/ 0*DARK RITUAL (3954)        1  0 0
60-48 RED LIGHT (3427)          20  14  0 58.8  60/ 0 PHILLY (3184)             1  0 0
61/38 SANDY TOO (2874)          10   7  1 58.8  61/ 0*CROSS BREED II (3196)     1  0 0
62-49 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 21  15  0 58.3  62-21 LONG GONE (3721)          1  0 0
63-52 FEROCIRAPTORS (1052)      38  28  1 57.6  63-51 PLACES RATED (3316)       1  0 0
64/56 SORTA WHITE (3712)        16  12  3 57.1  64/ 0*CROSS BREED! (3837)       1  0 0
65-53 RIVALS (3039)             12   9  0 57.1  32/132*SAND FIENDS (3949)        1  0 0
66/73*WORK WITH THIS (4213)      4   3  0 57.1  66/ 0*DISORDER (3953)           1  0 0
67-54 LONG GONE (3721)          13  10  0 56.5  67-59 HEAVEN (2551)             1  0 0
68/55 DEATH STALKERS (2995)    251 195 18 56.3  68-56*LAST ONE II (2782)        1  0 0
69/ 0 LUROCIANS IX (932)        18  14  2 56.2  69-57 CLINTONITES (3151)        1  0 0
70/50 SLOW DOWN (3435)          14  11  0 56.0  70-23 LOCAL BEER (2467)         1  0 0
71/51 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   14  11  0 56.0  71-54*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921) 1  0 0
72/ 0 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   66  52  0 55.9  72/ 0*NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)   1  0 0
73-58*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)     5   4  0 55.6  73-25 COMPANY MAN (3038)        1  0 0
74/71*CYBERTEASE (1851)          5   4  0 55.6  74-24 HYBRIDS V (2661)          1  0 0
75-59*BIG 10 (4021)             11   9  0 55.0  75/ 0*MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   1  0 0
76-60 REDUX! (2421)             11   9  0 55.0  76/ 0*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     1  0 0
77-61 JOE'S HEROES (1527)       28  23  3 54.9  77/ 0*LUROCIANS XIV (1687)      1  0 0
78/ 0 LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      12  10  1 54.5  78-62 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (1726) 1  0 0
79-62*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829)  6   5  0 54.5  79/64*CYBERTEASE (1851)         1  0 0
80/ 0 LA STARS II (3783)       115 102  8 53.0  80-65*WHETSTONE 2B (2108)       1  0 0
81-63 CLINTONITES (3151)         9   8  0 52.9  81-66 SUPERIOR FORCES 12 (2131) 1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/57 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     10   9  0 52.6  82/68 LUROCIANS XVII (2294)     1  0 0
83-64 COMPANY MAN (3038)        11  10  0 52.4  83/ 0 LUROCIANS XVI (2295)      1  0 0
84/ 0 LUROCIANS XV (2296)       11  10  0 52.4  84-71 JOE'S HEROES (1527)       1  0 0
85-65 ON A WHIM (301)          101  93  3 52.1  85-89 FEROCIRAPTORS (1052)      1  0 0
86/67 DUMMIES (3431)            13  13  0 50.0  86/ 0*HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       1  0 0
87-69 RESSURRECTION (2508)      12  12  1 50.0  87/ 0*ENIGMA 18 (4313)          1  1 1
88-70*FACED OUT (3974)           4   4  0 50.0  88/ 0*SHOTGUN & ROUGE (4411)    1  1 0
89-74*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921)  3   3  0 50.0  89/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 4 (4357)  1  1 0
90/34*NUMBERS II II (4385)       2   2  0 50.0  90-27*FACED OUT (3974)          1  1 0
91-78*OOH HAA HAA (3893)         2   2  0 50.0  91/22*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   1  1 0
92/ 0*NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)    2   2  0 50.0  28/128*4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)     1  1 0
93/ 0*DARK TOADS 03E (3051)      2   2  0 50.0  93/ 0*SLACKERS (2493)           1  1 0
94-79*BARHOPPER (2317)           2   2  0 50.0  94/ 0*BIG TROUBLE (2504)        1  1 0
95/ 0*ENIGMA 18 (4313)           1   1  1 50.0  95/55*BREAD (3148)              1  1 0
96/ 0*DUMB PUDS (4011)           1   1  1 50.0  96-87 VERMIN! (1901)            1  1 0
97-80*THAILAND (3828)            1   1  1 50.0  97-30 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           1  1 0
98/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 4 (4357)   1   1  0 50.0  98/ 0 LUROCIANS XV (2296)       1  1 0
99-81*UNO 4WI (4003)             1   1  0 50.0  99/ 0 LUROCIANS IX (932)        1  1 0
00/ 0*SHOTGUN & ROUGE (4411)     1   1  0 50.0  51/151 ON A ROLL (169)           1  1 0
01/ 0*LUROCIANS XXXII (3446)     1   1  0 50.0  01-90 ON A WHIM (301)           1  1 0
02-83*FARM ANIMALS (3791)        1   1  0 50.0  02/91*INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101) 1  2 1
52/152*4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)      1   1  0 50.0  03/93 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    1  2 1
53/153*SAND FIENDS (3949)         1   1  0 50.0  04/26*NUMBERS II II (4385)      1  2 0
05/ 0*SLACKERS (2493)            1   1  0 50.0  05/28*HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)   1  2 0
06/86 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     34  35  0 49.3  06/75 SLOW DOWN (3435)          1  2 0
07-87 HEAVEN (2551)             61  65  4 48.4  07-98 OLD BUDS (3311)           1  2 0
08/91 FAULTS (3430)             10  11  1 47.6  08/ 0*NIGHTSLASH (3945)         1  2 0
09-88*DRINKS (4022)              8   9  0 47.1  01/101 DEATH STALKERS (2995)     1  3 0
10/ 0 OUTSIDERS (898)            8   9  0 47.1  10-97*POKER NIGHT (4020)        1  4 0
11-89 VERMIN! (1901)           135 157  5 46.2  00/100 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     1  4 0
01/101 TWO WILL DO (3433)        11  13  0 45.8  12/96 VERMIN!! (334)            1  4 0
13/93 ON A ROLL (169)           10  12  0 45.5  02/102*B5 2 (4316)               0  3 0
14-94*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)   4   5  0 44.4  14/92*B5 11 (4325)              0  3 0
02/102 GIMME A BREAK (3720)      10  13  0 43.5  07/107*TEAM ULTRA (4358)         0  2 0
16/97 VERMIN!! (334)           143 187  6 43.3  05-105 TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    0  2 0
17/92 PHRASES (3423)             9  12  0 42.9  42/142 VILLAINS (2836)           0  2 0
18/90 LIFESPAN (165)             6   8  0 42.9  18/81 SANDY TOO (2874)          0  2 0
00-100 BRAINIAC (303)            69  95  2 42.1  18/118 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       0  2 0
20/ 0*MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)    7  10  1 41.2  04-104 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      0  2 0
04-104 OLD BUDS (3311)           11  16  2 40.7  06-106*BUSINESS CALLS (4193)     0  1 0
22/99 VILLAINS (2836)            6   9  1 40.0  22/ 0*DUMB PUDS (4011)          0  1 0
06-106 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415)  6   9  0 40.0  23/ 0*FUNDIES (4285)            0  1 0
08-108*CRAZY CLUE (4182)          4   6  0 40.0  24/ 0*PIG PARTS (4290)          0  1 0
25/95*BREAD (3148)               4   6  0 40.0  25/40*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      0  1 0
26/76*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)       2   3  0 40.0  03-103*BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 0  1 0
32/132*SO BAD (4202)              2   3  0 40.0  27/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)    0  1 0
30/130*FLOPS (4220)               2   3  0 40.0  24-124*MY BUTT HURTS II (4118)   0  1 0
29/ 0*CROSS BREED! (3837)        2   3  0 40.0  29/45*DREAM ON (4221)           0  1 0
11-111*OCT 2002 (2543)            2   3  0 40.0  30/46*NUTS (4226)               0  1 0
31/ 0*ODDITIES (184)             2   3  0 40.0  25-125*UNO 4WG (4000)            0  1 0
05/105 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  29  45  1 39.2  32-74*UNO 4WI (4003)            0  1 0
13-113 TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    16  25  1 39.0  33/ 0*PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 0  1 0
14-114 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      14  22  0 38.9  34/ 0*RACING SNAILS (4242)      0  1 0
17/117 SMITHVILLE (3314)          5   8  2 38.5  35/ 0*BY DEFINITION 2 (4263)    0  1 0
36/98 LAWN ORDER (1958)          9  15  2 37.5  36/ 0*MILITARY GENIUS (4031)    0  1 0
37/ 0 PHILLY (3184)              6  10  0 37.5  37/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 8 (4405)  0  1 0
38/ 0 LUROCIANS XVI (2295)       8  14  0 36.4  38/ 0*LBA: SPEILBURG FAN (4268) 0  1 0
15-115*BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018)  4   7  0 36.4  39/ 0*PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       0  1 0
16/116 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    104 190  4 35.4  40-76*DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  0  1 0
09/109*INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101)  2   4  1 33.3  41/ 0 LA STARS II (3783)        0  1 0
10/110*B5 11 (4325)               2   4  0 33.3  31-131*FARM ANIMALS (3791)       0  1 0
43/ 0*SOFT DRINKS (3988)         1   2  0 33.3  09-109*PATTAYALAND SOI 2 (3824)  0  1 0
18-118*BUSINESS CALLS (4193)      1   2  0 33.3  44/ 0*LUROCIAN XXXI (3442)      0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/ 0*NIGHTSLASH (3945)          1   2  0 33.3  12-112*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306) 0  1 0
19-119*INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)   1   2  0 33.3  46/ 0*DARK PASSAGE (3870)       0  1 0
20-120*INQUISITION PHL030 (3308)  1   2  0 33.3  47/ 0*LUROCIANS XXXII (3446)    0  1 0
48/ 0*DARK PASSAGE (3870)        1   2  0 33.3  48-80*OOH HAA HAA (3893)        0  1 0
23-123 PLACES RATED (3316)        6  14  0 30.0  13-113*INQUISITION PHL030 (3308) 0  1 0
26-126 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919)  3   8  0 27.3  30/130*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     0  1 0
51/ 0 ENIGMA 16 (2340)           7  19  1 26.9  51/ 0*DREAM RIPPERS (3943)      0  1 0
27-127 LOSERS (3717)              6  17  0 26.1  52-79*ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    0  1 0
28-128 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           10  29  0 25.6  53-78*INFLUENTIAL BABES (3313)  0  1 0
25/125*HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)    2   6  0 25.0  11-111 LOSERS (3717)             0  1 0
33-133*ELVEN LORDS (3973)         1   3  0 25.0  55/ 0 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       0  1 0
37/137 ENIGMA 3 (1962)            7  23  0 23.3  36-136*ELVEN LORDS (3973)        0  1 0
57/ 0 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)        3  10  0 23.1  38-138*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829) 0  1 0
39/139*FAST FAST FOOD (3044)      3  11  0 21.4  58/ 0*LUROCIANS FTF021 (2541)   0  1 0
38-138*POKER NIGHT (4020)         4  16  0 20.0  59/ 0*EX PRESIDENTS (2542)      0  1 0
31/131*TEAM ULTRA (4358)          1   4  0 20.0  17-117*OCT 2002 (2543)           0  1 0
35/135*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)      1   4  0 20.0  61-83 RIVALS (3039)             0  1 0
62/ 0*ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)      1   4  0 20.0  40-140 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415) 0  1 0
63/ 0*BIG TROUBLE (2504)         2   9  0 18.2  63/ 0*DARK TOADS 03E (3051)     0  1 0
40/140*B5 2 (4316)                1   5  0 16.7  64-82 REDUX! (2421)             0  1 0
42/142*BLOODRIDERS (136)          0   8  0  0.0  65/ 0*ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)     0  1 0
43-143*TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)    0   5  0  0.0  15-115 RESCUE ME (2667)          0  1 0
44-144*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306)  0   3  0  0.0  37-137 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919) 0  1 0
46-146*PATTAYALAND SOI 2 (3824)   0   2  0  0.0  68/ 0 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    0  1 0
69/ 0*EX PRESIDENTS (2542)       0   2  0  0.0  16-116 RESSURRECTION (2508)      0  1 0
49-149*MY BUTT HURTS II (4118)    0   1  0  0.0  70/58 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     0  1 0
71/ 0*FUNDIES (4285)             0   1  0  0.0  71/ 0 ENIGMA 16 (2340)          0  1 0
72/ 0*PIG PARTS (4290)           0   1  0  0.0  72/ 0*GODDESS (1696)            0  1 0
73/ 0*RACING SNAILS (4242)       0   1  0  0.0  73/ 0 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   0  1 0
74/ 0*PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365)  0   1  0  0.0  44-144 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 0  1 0
75/ 0*BY DEFINITION 2 (4263)     0   1  0  0.0  75-86*BARHOPPER (2317)          0  1 0
76/ 0*MILITARY GENIUS (4031)     0   1  0  0.0  76/ 0 OUTSIDERS (898)           0  1 0
77/ 0*LBA: SPEILBURG FAN (4268)  0   1  0  0.0  77/ 0 CROSS BREED (960)         0  1 0
78/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 8 (4405)   0   1  0  0.0  19-119*TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)   0  1 0
79/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)     0   1  0  0.0  48/148*BLOODRIDERS (136)         0  1 0
48-148*UNO 4WG (4000)             0   1  0  0.0  50/150 LIFESPAN (165)            0  1 0
81/ 0*LUROCIAN XXXI (3442)       0   1  0  0.0  81/ 0*ODDITIES (184)            0  1 0
82/ 0*DREAM RIPPERS (3943)       0   1  0  0.0  20-120 BRAINIAC (303)            0  1 0
83/ 0*GODDESS (1696)             0   1  0  0.0  32-232*ODDITIES II (4429)        0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
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                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of DWES EG!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team BIG 10 was unseated 
this week as LEGION OF DOOM moved up from 32nd ranking to take the top spot with a 
2-2-0 record for the round.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of LEGION 
OF DOOM.  How else weeks like this one's 2-2-0?  How else the sudden move to 2nd 
team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with FAULTS' team record! 
A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 4th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect 
trickery on the part of TWO WILL DO.  How else weeks like this one's 2-0-0?  How else 
the sudden move to 10th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare 
with GIMME A BREAK's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 18th place 
ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of ENIGMA 3.  How else weeks 
like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 20th team?  MORE NEW TEAMS 1 bore 
the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 24th 
position as the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the 
higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week OFF COLOUR went 0-1-0 and fell 25 
notches into 27th!  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with FAST 
FAST FOOD's team record!  A 1-3-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 29th place ranking.  
I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of NOSEY.  How else weeks like this 
one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 34th team?  The proverbial rising comet can 
only hope to compare with SO BAD's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on 
a 35th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of WORK WITH 
THIS.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 41st team?  
The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with SAND FIENDS' team record!  
A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 65th place ranking.  CYBERTEASE bore the brunt 
of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 79th position as the 
result of going 1-0-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise 
the harder you fall.  This week LUROCIANS XVII went 1-0-0 and fell 14 notches into 
82nd!  PERPETUAL MOTION bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week 
as they dropped to 91st position as the result of going 0-1-0!  I have begun to 
suspect trickery on the part of 4-LETTER GIRLS.  How else weeks like this one's 
1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 92nd team?  My tutors were fond of telling me 
that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week BREAD went 0-1-0 and fell 40 
notches into 95th!  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with ON A 
ROLL's team record!  A 1-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 100th place ranking.  
INQUISITION BASE 4 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as 
they dropped to 102nd position as the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of 
telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week NUMBERS II II 
went 0-1-0 and fell 78 notches into 104th!  HELLACIOUS ACRES bore the brunt of major 
assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 105th position as the result 
of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the 
harder you fall.  This week SLOW DOWN went 0-1-0 and fell 31 notches into 106th!  
OUTA THIS WORLD bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they 
dropped to 111th position as the result of going 1-0-0!  My tutors were fond of 
telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week VERMIN!! went 
0-2-0 and fell 16 notches into 112th!  B5 2 bore the brunt of major assault on their 
standings this week as they dropped to 113th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  
My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This 
week B5 11 went 0-1-0 and fell 22 notches into 114th!  I have begun to suspect 
trickery on the part of VILLAINS.  How else weeks like this one's 0-1-0?  How else 
the sudden move to 117th team?  SANDY TOO bore the brunt of major assault on their 
standings this week as they dropped to 118th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  
My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This 
week WORLD WITHOUT went 0-1-0 and fell 85 notches into 125th!  DREAM ON bore the 
brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 129th position 
as the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you 
rise the harder you fall.  This week NUTS went 0-1-0 and fell 84 notches into 130th!  
DEADLY HACKERS bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they 
dropped to 150th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  OOPSIDIDITAGAIN caught the 
eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested PUD 100 and was 
awarded 27 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, NOSE 
PICKER put down PUD #5A, causing it to lose 10 points of recognition in the process.  
Not for nothing has CRACK IS CHEAP in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, 
and this week it's proven its combat skill yet again.  Heed this!  A seer has warned 
that if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish!  Just 
remember...5 or 7!   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  DWES EG, city of gladiators!  
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is BUENO FER NADA II, a guild shunned and 
avoided by many in the weekly duels.  Methinks more than a few here could name the 
guild it was that spent the better part of last week avoiding BUENO FER NADA II.  
Indeed it was NEGATIVE CASH FLOW.  Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it 
but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after LAPTOP DANCE.  Watch your 
back!  ANCHOR must really be harboring a grudge against the BUENO FER NADA II guild!  
Merciless, 21 challenged down DEALIE BOPPER points this week to duel with it.  The 
weight of the challenge fell hard upon DEALIE BOPPER and predictably he was subdued 
by ANCHOR.  This is how to arouse the anger of an entire guild!  I can not but 
mention with disdain the name of WOODEN INDIAN who this week posted a challenge to a 
warrior a full 10 points below in the rankings.  I thought WOODEN INDIAN showed great 
skill and promise when it was bested by LAPTOP DANCE.  All right, so I slept through 
it!  Big deal!   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  My sources at DARK TOADS O4J stable claim they've never seen the 
guild bitterer.  This as a result of the untimely demise of BUBBA RAY.  Beware SEX 
CAMEL!  My condolences to PHRASES for their loss of a very promising warrior, YES.  
YES went to doom before the arms of HARRY SELDON, a warrior of FOUNDATION ARMY.  I 
must report the passing of COURTNEY BOURTNEY, veteran of many duels.  6-9-0 final 
record Hers was not illustrious--but death plays no favorites.  ERROR, may you 
forever slay thy enemies with impunity as you did WHIRLWIND.  Are there none left in 
THE WILLBURYS 47 who hold honor as a virtue?  Walk proud, warriors of LEGION OF DOOM! 
By striking down TORO you have avenged the honor of your dead.  Your virtue is known 
to all in DWES EG.  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  One thing 
is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off 
city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a 
rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani 
Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRACK IS CHEAP 18422         17   6    119         NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE THING 25309              13   4    110         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
-GRIM REAVER 16024            11   5     96         REDUX! (2421)             
 NOSE PICKER 21698             9   3  1  96         FAULTS (3430)             
-YUENGLING 16265              12   5  1  95         LOCAL BEER (2467)         
-FROSTBURN 11868              10   5     95         SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (1726) 
-SMELLY TOES 17409            12   8     94         HYBRIDS V (2661)          
 PSYCHO BITCH 18670           10   7  1  94         SANDY TOO (2874)          
-GUARDIAN 16527                7   4     91         RESSURRECTION (2508)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHIRLIGIG 18872              15  10     89         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
-OFRIA 20174                   9   4     85         CLINTONITES (3151)        
 SOPHIE VENOM 25316           12   3     84         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
 IRAQ 20420                    6   0     84         MORE SUCK! (3197)         
-RED RAVEN 7339               13   6  1  83         FEROCIRAPTORS (1052)      
 HARRY SELDON 18333           10   5  2  82         FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    
-ATLANTIS 23349                7   3     81         LONG GONE (3721)          
 CANIS LUPUS 19333            11   6  1  80         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     
-BOOM! BOOM!! 10360           10   2     76         JOE'S HEROES (1527)       
 COCONUT MEAT 23302            9   4     76         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
-NEUTRINO 2393                12  22     74         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 PUD #5A 20722                11   9     74         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
-GERBIL RAMPAGE 6071           9  11     74         DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      
 THUMP 6625                    6   3  1  74         LUROCIANS IX (932)        
-SKEWER 2032                  10   8     72         ON A WHIM (301)           
-TV EATS MY LIFE 17438        11   7  2  71         RESCUE ME (2667)          
-DODGE BALL 14348             10   7     71         SUPERIOR FORCES 120 (2131)
 CHEESE STEAK 20346            6   7     71         PHILLY (3184)             
 SC EASLEY 21094               5   5  2  69         SMITHVILLE (3314)         
-RAWLINGS 19597               11   5     68         COMPANY MAN (3038)        
 BIG BANG 18009               10  14  2  68         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 BOTTACELLI 22958              6   0     68         HER ALTEREGO (3659)       
-CROCKPOT 19603               12   6     67         RIVALS (3039)             

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAP 23344                     6   2     66         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      
 ANCHOR 21694                  9   0     65         THE A TEAM (3429)         
-HICHAM 18389                  4   5     65         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2829)
 RABIES 19328                 13  13     64         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     
-BUSY BEE 12963               12  14     60         VERMIN! (1901)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLUDGE 6621                   5   4  1  60         LUROCIANS IX (932)        
 LAPTOP DANCE 20411            5   3     60         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
-HUGH PETRAMINT 13406          7   9     58         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584    10   9     57         LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODDJOB 18436                  6   9  1  56         VILLAINS (2836)           
 HEDWIG 11622                  6   5  1  56         LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      
 GLADFIRE 14418                6  10     56         ENIGMA 3 (1962)           
-BARRTANA HAVAL 26729          9   7     55         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    
-PUDGY PUSS 2320               7  19  1  55         VERMIN!! (334)            
-OSU 25144                     4   0     55         BIG 10 (4021)             
 WOR 1001                      7   5     52         ON A ROLL (169)           
 TUNNELING GERBIL 16719        3   1     52         LUROCIANS FTF021 (2541)   
-BIG RED 21684                 9   4     49         RED LIGHT (3427)          
-COSTA RICA 21101              6   8     49         PLACES RATED (3316)       
 SHORT-TEMER 980               6   8     48         LIFESPAN (165)            
-STOMP THIS! 22961             5   4     48         ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    
 DEALIE BOPPER 18881           6  16     47         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
 WOODEN INDIAN 21704           6   4     46         DUMMIES (3431)            
-MILK 24412                    4   0  2  43         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
 WEED WHACKER 13369            5   6     42         LAWN ORDER (1958)         
 PUD 126 22024                 3   2     42         PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       
 GRIM LEGACY 20413             3   1     42         CROSS BREED II (3196)     
-2ND PLACE 23331               5   5     41         LOSERS (3717)             
-MISS SCARLET 21683            4   6     41         RED LIGHT (3427)          
 PUD 100 22001                 3  10     41         PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       
-CARMEN 18936                  3   8     41         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2919)
-BAZRIK 14191                  1   0     41         WHETSTONE 2B (2108)       
 ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 855      5   1     40         HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       
 SEX CAMEL 25548               3   0  2  40         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
-CORRUPTION 22745              2   1     40         THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 
 FRED 15293                    2   2     39         LUROCIANS XVI (2295)      
 CANTHUS 20961                 4   2     38         ARGUS V (3291)            
-BURIZA 15993                  6   9     37         SUPERIOR FORCES 620 (2415)
 HAND OF DOOM 19764            7   9     36         ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       
-MERK 21078                    6   5  1  36         OLD BUDS (3311)           
 GO 21713                      6   3     35         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
 PUD #20 19855                 5   1     35         MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   
-CITRUCEL 21680                4   3     35         DAILY CONSUMPTION (3426)  
 DYNAMO 24403                  3   2     35         PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   
 PAIN PART 1 11616             3   0     35         LUROCIANS XIV (1687)      
 NO 21716                      5   4     34         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
 ICHIRO TRICKLE 19442          2   2     34         NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNHOLY GERBIL 24046           2   3     33         CROSS BREED! (3837)       
 JOHN DEERE 13372              2   3     33         LAWN ORDER (1958)         
 PUD #28 19866                 4   5  1  32         MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   
 KILLER KANDY 21783            3   1     32         LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   
-ERNEST HEMINGWAY 25935        2   0     32         STOLEN IDENTITY II (4175) 
 LO PAN 16511                  2   5     31         BIG TROUBLE (2504)        
 CHANGING BUFFALO 18031        2   1  1  30         TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     
 FREAKIN GENIUS 19858          4   3     29         ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    
 FOUR AND OUT 26049            4   1     29         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
 PUD 135 22036                 3   2     29         PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       
 SOURDOUGH 20160               2   5     29         BREAD (3148)              
-IOWA 25141                    2   2     29         BIG 10 (4021)             
-WILD TURKEY 25146             2   2     28         DRINKS (4022)             
 GORDO 19668                   2   2     28         DARK TOADS 03E (3051)     
 PAIN PART II 15299            4   1     27         LUROCIANS XV (2296)       
 CYNTHIA COOPER 23687          3   4     27         LA STARS II (3783)        
-BLACK HEAD 26742              3   1     27         OFF COLOUR (3312)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE BOBSTER 1072              2   3     27         ODDITIES (184)            
-THE FAN 25143                 1   3     27         BIG 10 (4021)             
 ZOCAL 24750                   1   1     26         SAND FIENDS (3949)        
 SNOTMONSTER 26261             3   2     25         NOSEY (4239)              
 NANO 26164                    2   3     24         FLOPS (4220)              
-CHINA PRINCESS 19585          2   4     24         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
-EVERCLEAR 25149               2   2     24         DRINKS (4022)             
 RAKHARO 834                   0   8     24         BLOODRIDERS (136)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UBER GOOBER 26198             4   1     23         NUTS (4226)               
 RED-EYE 21084                 3   2     23         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 TORO 13371                    2   2  2  23         LAWN ORDER (1958)         
-KINGPIN 18948                 3   3     22         SUPERIOR FORCES 430 (2921)
-KEOKI SHOOTER 15442           2   2     22         BARHOPPER (2317)          
 CHAINTREE 24766               2   0     22         DISORDER (3953)           
 3-LEGGED SKINK 22717          1   9     22         VERMIN!! (334)            
 YELLOW POST-IT 26131          3   2     21         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
 CAUTION 24167                 3   2     21         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
 SALTY SUSAN 24981             2   1     21         SPICE RACK (3989)         
 RILL ION 21774                2   0     21         LUROCIANS XXXIV (3445)    
 DESTITUTION 24729             1   0     21         NIGHTSLASH (3945)         
 IPHICLUS 20976                1   0     21         ARGOS II (3294)           
-RYAN 25139                    3   1     20         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 CLEVELAND STEAMER 25002       3   0     20         OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       
 A 26076                       2   3     20         SO BAD (4202)             
-TEST6 26758                   2   1     20         SUPERIOR FORCES B30 (4333)
 69! 27031                     2   2     20         NUMBERS II II (4385)      
-ABSINTHE 25148                2   2     20         DRINKS (4022)             
 TURBO TUNA 19636              2   2     20         FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     
 SOULTAKER 16461               1   0  1  20         HAS-BEENS (2494)          
 WASCALLY WABBIT 21772         1   1     20         LUROCIANS XXXIV (3445)    
 STEAMING EARL 24992           3   0     19         SAUNA TIME (3991)         
 BETTER THAN YOU 26172         3   2     19         DREAM ON (4221)           
-BLOODPOOL 25127               2   3     19         BLOOD OF THE TITAN (4018) 
-CUT THE MUSTARD 25976         2   2     19         CRAZY CLUE (4182)         
 HOPE 26062                    2   3     19         WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      
 1001 25095                    1   1  1  19         DUMB PUDS (4011)          
 CHICKEN BLITZ 19632           1   1     19         FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     
 VANILLA PEPSI 24979           1   0     19         SOFT DRINKS (3988)        
 HARMONY 26932                 0   1     19         PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 
-RED SOX 26010                 4   0     18         HOME RUN (4189)           
-SHARK BAIT! 24424             2   2     18         OOH HAA HAA (3893)        
-DEADLA 20623                  0   2     18         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2263)
-WINDEX 25147                  2   2     17         DRINKS (4022)             
-PEST 24368                    1   1     17         VERMIN! (1901)            
 TUNNEL 24276                  1   2     17         DARK PASSAGE (3870)       
 GENERAL FISTIMO 25195         0   1     17         MILITARY GENIUS (4031)    
-RIPE PLUM 25974               2   2     16         CRAZY CLUE (4182)         
 BOTOX 20666                   2   6     16         HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)   
-NEAT 21664                    2   4     16         PHRASES (3423)            
-MICHIGAN 25145                3   1     15         BIG 10 (4021)             
 TECHNOIDIOT 19803             1   4     15         ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)     
-BIG STRONG SMART 21055        1   2     15         INQUISITION PHL0308 (3308)
 REMINGTON 27182               1   0     15         SHOTGUN & ROUGE (4411)    
 MRS. BUTTERWORTH '91 26394    1   0     15         SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR (4264)
 SHONTEY 26746                 1   0     15         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  
 THUNDERFOX 24773              1   0     15         DARK RITUAL (3954)        
 ASSURCABANA 26422             1   0     15         LBA:  MANILOW FANS (4269) 
 AMISTUM 26415                 0   1     15         LBA: SPEILBURG FANS (4268)
 REDED DEVILSHOOTER 24719      0   1     15         DREAM RIPPERS (3943)      
 RASPY F. NEWT 23857           2   4     14         VERMIN!! (334)            
 MEMORY 16472                  1   0  1  14         BLADES OF SORROW (2497)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLESH GRINDER 21778           1   1     14         LUROCIANS XXXII (3446)    
 HANA 24461                    1   1     14         4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)     
 JQA 16720                     0   2     14         EX PRESIDENTS (2542)      
-BLUE ANGEL 24908              3   1     13         FACED OUT (3974)          
-IH8 MANAGER 20822             1   0     13         LAST ONE II (2782)        
-DESCARTES 23745               1   2     13         BRAINIAC (303)            
-DR PEPPER 21042               0   3     13         INQUISITION PHL0307 (3306)
 LLLASH II 15302               1   3     12         LUROCIANS XV (2296)       
 PRIMUS 25565                  2   4  1  11         INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101) 
-PATTAYA 23989                 1   1  1  11         THAILAND (3828)           
 PLOTTER PHIL 26654            1   0  1  11         ENIGMA 18 (4313)          
-SUPER 8 23858                 1   4     11         ON A WHIM (301)           
 DISMAY 16474                  1   0     11         BLADES OF SORROW (2497)   
 CUNNING PRINCE 26936          1   0     11         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6 (4366)  
 NOT ADULT DIAPERS 26502       0   1     11         FUNDIES (4285)            
 8A 6D 26712                   2   4     10         B5 11 (4325)              
-ED 25138                      1   3     10         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 FALSE DAWN 16467              1   0     10         BLADES OF MOURNING (2496) 
 KANGAROO JACK 26886           1   0     10         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 4 (4357)  
 FRANK PERDUE 26273            1   0     10         SPEED MERCHANTS (4241)    
 SHADOWGATE 16453              1   0     10         SLACKERS (2493)           
-MARK 25137                    0   4     10         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-LOU 25140                     0   4     10         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 BURRITO MUSSOLINI 26552       1   0      9         LUNGERS (4295)            
-HARM 'EM 22099                1   2      9         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 MOONSET 16470                 1   0      9         BLADES OF MOURNING (2496) 
-HOT RHINO LOVE 27500          1   0      9         AT THE ZOO (4470)         
 TOVA 26748                    1   0      9         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  
-PENN STATE 25142              1   3      9         BIG 10 (4021)             
-DNORG 26038                   2   2      8         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
 12A 7D 26666                  1   5      8         B5 2 (4316)               
-RED FIVE 25053                1   1      8         UNO 4WI (4003)            
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 26471        1   0      8         LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279) 
-BRIAN 25136                   0   4      8         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 ZEN BEERE 25284               0   1      7         ENIGMA 16 (2340)          
-YES MISTRESS 25652            0   1      7         MY BUTT HURTS II (4118)   
 BACON 26524                   0   1      7         PIG PARTS (4290)          
 TEEVELLA 24954                0   1      7         KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)    
 DEAD KANGAROO 26887           0   1      7         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 4 (4357)  
 YUKON 16455                   0   1      7         SLACKERS (2493)           
 DAMION CORONA 24700           1   3      6         DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     
-PINK PRINCESS 24906           1   3      6         FACED OUT (3974)          
-WOOLSHINE 24903               1   3      6         ELVEN LORDS (3973)        
-ABBAS ASH'SHAM 26730          1   3      6         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    
-CLASSROOM 23971               0   2      6         PATTAYALAND SOI 2 (3824)  
-CRYSTAL 16789                 1   0      5         HEAVEN (2551)             
 TOMAHAWK 6450                 0   1      5         OUTSIDERS (898)           
 HOLLY 27150                   0   1      5         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 8 (4405)  
 BLACKSHADOW 21757             0   1      5         LUROCIAN XXXI (3442)      
 SANDY 11699                   0   1      5         GODDESS (1696)            
-WILDFIRE 23414                0   4      4         TEMPEST IN TEMPE (1389)   
 DEVINNE 27048                 0   3      3         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
 WILDTRACKER 24726             0   1      1         NIGHTSLASH (3945)         
 PILE REAVER 24038             0   1      1         CROSS BREED (960)         
 HEARTSEEKER 24728             0   1      1         NIGHTSLASH (3945)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OSKSI NOBLE             0  0                        PUD #28 19866         120  NONE
HAND 24485              0  1   4-LETTER JOBS 3906   WRECKED 'EM 8946      116  NOT REVENGED
SHADOWLORD 9386         1  1   BAND OF ROGUES 1394  CAUTION 19441         117   
WANG 22098              0  1   BIG TROUBLE 2504     STONE GOLEM           120  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PROCUREMENT 26028       1  2   BUSINESS CALLS 4193  PATTAYA 23989         118   
SUAVE LAYS AN E 26392   0  1   BY DEFINITION 2 4263 SOULTAKER 16461       120   
BUBBA RAY 27107         2  1   DARK TOADS O4J 4397  SEX CAMEL 25548       120   
DA 1 26652              0  1   ENIGMA 18 4313       BLACK ORC             120  NONE
PITIFUL 27730           0  1   FAST FAST FOOD 3044  ARENAMASTER           120  NONE
SORRY 27729             0  1   FAST FAST FOOD 3044  DARK CHAMPION         120  NONE
ROBERTA 21086           1  2   INFLUENTIAL BAB 3313 SEX CAMEL 25548       118   
MINT PLANT 19468        1  2   INQUISITION 031 3014 MILK 24412            117   
A.M. 27188              1  1   LEGION OF DOOM 4052  TORO 13371            119  JUST REVENGED
DA BAIT 2 27728         0  1   LEGION OF DOOM 4052  MOUNTAIN TROLL        120  NONE
COURTNEY BOURTN 14038   6  9   MONSTER CHILD I 2085 HEDWIG 11622          120   
0001 16728              2  3   OCT 2002 2543        MILK 24412            118   
YES 21665               4  2   PHRASES 3423         HARRY SELDON 18333    120   
BLAZE 26277             0  1   RACING SNAILS 4242   PLOTTER PHIL 26654    120   
DA 1 27178              0  1   SHOTGUN & ROUGE 4411 BANDIT PRINCE         120  NONE
FEYD-RAUTHA 17388       4  6   STREET PIZZAD X 2657 ILL OMEN 15166        116  NOT REVENGED
ULTRA-FACTOR 26895      1  3   TEAM ULTRA 4358      MEMORY 16472          120   
WHIRLWIND 10337         8  3   THE WILLBURYS 4 1525 DARN SMART 16256      116  NOT REVENGED
BLUE DRAW 2 25039       0  1   UNO 4WG 4000         PRIMUS 25565          118   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

8 April 2004
CLICK (KLK) -- Remember, you asked for it.  Chaos is coming....

14 April 2004
CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke.  He becomes the
seventh brother of Chaos.  We shall indeed be better for his joining.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA 1 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SORRY was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
PITIFUL was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA BAIT 2 was unbelievably slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA 1 was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
WANG was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SOPHIE VENOM vanquished TORO in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
THE THING beat PSYCHO BITCH in a 2 minute master's Challenge brawl.
NOSE PICKER overpowered PUD #5A in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge melee.
SC EASLEY vanquished ODDJOB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ANCHOR slimly won victory over DEALIE BOPPER in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
COCONUT MEAT overpowered RABIES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
WOODEN INDIAN was savagely defeated by LAPTOP DANCE in a 5 minute Challenge match.
SEX CAMEL easily killed BUBBA RAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
NO subdued SOURDOUGH in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
CRACK IS CHEAP narrowly defeated WHIRLIGIG in a 18 minute master's Title conflict.
HARRY SELDON assassinated YES in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
IRAQ handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CANIS LUPUS bested SLUDGE in a exciting 1 minute veteran's brawl.
SHORT-TEMER was demolished by CHEESE STEAK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM was overpowered by GAP in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THUMP unbelievably bested WEED WHACKER in a popular 6 minute gory contest.
BIG BANG vanquished DYNAMO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BOTTACELLI handily defeated HAND OF DOOM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GLADFIRE devastated RED-EYE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
OOPSIDIDITAGAIN narrowly defeated PUD 100 in a exciting 6 minute gory expert's fight.
COURTNEY BOURTNEY was dispatched by HEDWIG in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
PUD 126 was unbelievably bested by WOR in a action packed 2 minute bout.
DANLE was overcome by FRED in a action packed 1 minute bout.
TUNNELING GERBIL was narrowly defeated by ZOCAL in a dull 30 minute competition.
GO luckily beat 1001 in a action packed 6 minute fight.
ICHIRO TRICKLE handily defeated RASPY F. NEWT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KILLER KANDY narrowly defeated GORDO in a popular 1 minute fight.
JOHN DEERE was overpowered by UNHOLY GERBIL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CANTHUS savagely defeated UBER GOOBER in a action packed 3 minute gory contest.
PUD #20 bested TUNNEL in a 3 minute battle.
PAIN PART 1 demolished 8A 6D in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.
THE BOBSTER was overcome by GRIM LEGACY in a exciting 3 minute fight.
ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER demolished TURBO TUNA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PUD #28 slaughtered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BOTOX lost to SALTY SUSAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
FREAKIN GENIUS was subdued by CHANGING BUFFALO in a 3 minute gruesome competition.
TECHNOIDIOT was overpowered by PUD 135 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
A won victory over 3-LEGGED SKINK in a 1 minute bloody duel.
CHICKEN BLITZ narrowly defeated RAKHARO in a action packed 4 minute conflict.
JQA was handily defeated by LO PAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
YELLOW POST-IT outlasted FLESH GRINDER in a action packed 8 minute competition.
NANO handily defeated PRIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOPE was narrowly defeated by PAIN PART II in a slow 31 minute gruesome battle.
WASCALLY WABBIT savagely defeated BETTER THAN YOU in a dull 32 minute gory bout.
RILL ION overcame 69! in a 2 minute duel.
SNOTMONSTER demolished CYNTHIA COOPER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
12A 7D was luckily beaten by FOUR AND OUT in a exciting 4 minute gory battle.
LLLASH II was overpowered by CHAINTREE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CAUTION was outwaited by STEAMING EARL in a unpopular 29 minute match.
CLEVELAND STEAMER subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 5 minute battle.
DEVINNE was devastated by MRS. BUTTERWORTH '91 in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ULTRA-FACTOR was murdered by MEMORY in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
HANA overpowered SANDY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DAMION CORONA was bested by YELLOW SUBMARINE in a 1 minute novice's fight.
VANILLA PEPSI devastated TOMAHAWK in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
REDED DEVILSHOOTER was savagely defeated by BURRITO MUSSOLINI in a 7 minute match.
TEEVELLA was demolished by FRANK PERDUE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BLACKSHADOW was handily defeated by FALSE DAWN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
IPHICLUS overpowered GENERAL FISTIMO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DISMAY demolished NOT ADULT DIAPERS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MOONSET beat DEAD KANGAROO in a 1 minute novice's fight.
SOULTAKER slew SUAVE LAYS AN EGG in a 1 minute melee.
BLAZE was slaughtered by PLOTTER PHIL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
AMISTUM was demolished by REMINGTON in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ASSURCABANA viciously subdued YUKON in a crowd boring 9 minute bloody match.
BACON was beaten by THUNDERFOX in a 1 minute match.
SHADOWGATE demolished HOLLY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ZEN BEERE was defeated by TOVA in a action packed 3 minute amateur's fight.
SHONTEY devastated WILDTRACKER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KANGAROO JACK demolished PILE REAVER in a 1 minute uneven match.
HARMONY was viciously subdued by DESTITUTION in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
CUNNING PRINCE vanquished HEARTSEEKER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  37         TOTAL PARRY      168 - 118 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 31         WALL OF STEEL     78 -  56 -  1      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     29         AIMED BLOW        62 -  58 -  3      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         STRIKING ATTACK  134 - 127 - 12      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK   63 -  69 -  3      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         LUNGING ATTACK   161 - 214 -  9      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  23 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  68 -  3      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  17 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  14 -  0      22  |

Turn 120 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      5 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 20         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       18 - 11     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK   18 - 13     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    5 - 13         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CRACK IS CHEAP 18422       17   6  0  119 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834)
WALL OF STEEL    THE THING 25309            13   4  0  110 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK   NOSE PICKER 21698           9   3  1   96 FAULTS (3430)
STRIKING ATTACK  SOPHIE VENOM 25316         12   3  0   84 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK  IRAQ 20420                  6   0  0   84 MORE SUCK! (3197)
AIMED BLOW       COCONUT MEAT 23302          9   4  0   76 SORTA WHITE (3712)
BASHING ATTACK   GAP 23344                   6   2  0   66 GIMME A BREAK (3720)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BIG BANG 18009.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was 1001 25095.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLESH GRINDER 21778, LAPTOP 
DANCE 20411, WEED WHACKER 13369, PUD 100 22001, BURRITO MUSSOLINI 26552, CANTHUS 
20961, RAKHARO 834, 12A 7D 26666, ZEN BEERE 25284, and PUD 126 22024.

The least popular fighter this week was HOPE 26062.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PAIN PART II 15299, BETTER THAN YOU 26172, WASCALLY WABBIT 21772, ZOCAL 
24750, TUNNELING GERBIL 16719, CAUTION 24167, STEAMING EARL 24992, CRACK IS CHEAP 
18422, WHIRLIGIG 18872, and ASSURCABANA 26422.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) NEGATIVE CASH FLOW