DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/15/2004    Duedate: 05/28/2004

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 121

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE THING
LEGION OF DOOM (4052)
(82-25309) [14-4-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE THING                      IRAQ
LEGION OF DOOM (4052)          MORE SUCK! (3197)
(82-25309) [14-4-0,114]        (82-20420) [7-0-0,91]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SPEED MERCHANT                 CURIOUS GEORGE
JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)            DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)
(82-15079) [17-17-5,91]        (82-11330) [10-2-0,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAWN ORDER (1958)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JAN 2001 6 (1155)             61 
2. JAN 2002 3 (2075)             59    DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)
3. JULY 2001 3 (1569)            59    Unchartered Team
4. JAN 2002 (2073)               51 
5. OCT 2002 (2543)               45    MORE SUCK! (3197)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*MORE SUCK! (3197)          7   0  0 100.   1/ 8 LAWN ORDER (1958)         4  5 1
 2/ 0*ONE OF MANY (4203)         5   0  0 100.   2/ 2 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     4  5 0
 3/ 4*SAUNA TIME (3991)          4   0  0 100.   3/14*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  3  0 0
 4/ 9*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)   3   0  0 100.   4/ 5 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 3  0 0
 5/ 0*THE WILLBURYS W (1778)     3   0  0 100.   5/20 ENIGMA 3 (1962)           3  0 0
 6- 6*LUROCIANS XIV (1687)       3   0  0 100.   6/12*BLADES OF SORROW (2497)   3  1 1
 7- 8*STOLEN IDENTITY II (4175)  2   0  0 100.   7/51*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6 (4366)  2  0 0
 8/16*SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264)  2   0  0 100.   8/38*SAUNA TIME (3991)         2  0 0
 9/17*LBA:  MANILOW FANS (4269)  2   0  0 100.   9/36*MORE IN 82 (4196)         2  0 0
10/13*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6 (4366)   2   0  0 100.  10/34*NOSEY (4239)              2  0 0
11-10*DISORDER (3953)            2   0  0 100.  11/44*SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264) 2  0 0
12/ 0*ORCISH MADMEN (3239)       2   0  0 100.  12/45*LBA:  MANILOW FANS (4269) 2  0 0
13/20*DARK RITUAL (3954)         2   0  0 100.  13/37*SOFT DRINKS (3988)        2  0 0
14-11*BLADES OF MOURNING (2496)  2   0  0 100.  14/ 0*ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      2  0 0
15/ 0*APR 2004 (4463)            1   0  1 100.  15- 4 FAULTS (3430)             2  0 0
16/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 18 (4480)    1   0  0 100.  16/56*MORE SUCK! (3197)         2  0 0
17/ 0*WHO CARES (4493)           1   0  0 100.  17/59*DARK RITUAL (3954)        2  0 0
18-15*SPEED MERCHANTS (4241)     1   0  0 100.  18/54*ARGUS V (3291)            2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19*LUNGERS (4295)             1   0  0 100.  19- 3 SMITHVILLE (3314)         2  0 0
20/ 0*BORED AT THE FACE (4497)   1   0  0 100.  20-15 THE A TEAM (3429)         2  0 0
21/ 0*I WAS FRAMED! (4412)       1   0  0 100.  21/60 PHILLY (3184)             2  0 0
22/ 0*APR 2004F (4469)           1   0  0 100.  22-16*LUROCIANS XXXIV (3445)    2  0 0
23-14*AT THE ZOO (4470)          1   0  0 100.  23/57*PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       2  0 0
24/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)     1   0  0 100.  24-18 GIMME A BREAK (3720)      2  0 0
25/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 9 (4475)     1   0  0 100.  25/64*CROSS BREED! (3837)       2  0 0
26/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)    1   0  0 100.  26-19*BLADES OF MOURNING (2496) 2  0 0
27/ 0*REALLY BORING FACE (4495)  1   0  0 100.  27/76*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     2  0 0
28/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 21 (4481)    1   0  0 100.  28/ 0 THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    2  0 0
29/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 20 (4482)    1   0  0 100.  76/176 OUTSIDERS (898)           2  1 2
30/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)     1   0  0 100.  03/103 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    2  1 1
31/ 0*?? (3271)                  1   0  0 100.  31/24 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   2  1 0
32-21*ARGOS II (3294)            1   0  0 100.  32/94*BIG TROUBLE (2504)        2  1 0
33/ 0*KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)   1   0  0 100.  33-10 TWO WILL DO (3433)        2  2 0
34/ 0*OCT 2002 III (2545)        1   0  0 100.  00/100 ON A ROLL (169)           2  2 0
35/ 0*JAN 2002 3 (2075)          1   0  0 100.  11/111 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     2  2 0
36/ 0*OCT 2001 2 (1813)          1   0  0 100.  08/108*NIGHTSLASH (3945)         2  3 0
37/ 0*OCT 2001 3 (1814)          1   0  0 100.  37/28 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  2  4 0
38/ 0*JAN 2002 (2073)            1   0  0 100.  38/29*FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     2  7 0
39/ 0*JAN 2001 6 (1155)          1   0  0 100.  39/ 0*APR 2004 (4463)           1  0 1
40/ 0*JULY 2001 3 (1569)         1   0  0 100.  40-33 LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      1  0 1
41/ 0 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    10   2  0 83.3  41/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   1  0 0
42-25*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)    5   1  0 83.3  42/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 18 (4480)   1  0 0
43-26*LAST ONE II (2782)         5   1  0 83.3  43-41*WORK WITH THIS (4213)     1  0 0
44/ 0*SWEET SITES (2581)         5   1  0 83.3  44-42*FLOPS (4220)              1  0 0
45/23 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)    8   2  0 80.0  32/132*UNO 4WI (4003)            1  0 0
46/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826)  8   2  0 80.0  46-43*SPEED MERCHANTS (4241)    1  0 0
47-28*NUTS (4226)                4   1  0 80.0  47-13*STOLEN IDENTITY II (4175) 1  0 0
48/ 0*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)      4   1  0 80.0  48-47*LUNGERS (4295)            1  0 0
49/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599)  4   1  0 80.0  49/ 0*BORED AT THE FACE (4497)  1  0 0
50/ 0*THE WILLBURYS L (1497)     4   1  0 80.0  50/ 0*I WAS FRAMED! (4412)      1  0 0
51/ 0*SO-SURE (1579)             4   1  0 80.0  51-35*SO BAD (4202)             1  0 0
52/33 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (2834) 18   6  0 75.0  52/ 0*APR 2004F (4469)          1  0 0
53/24*HER ALTEREGO (3659)        6   2  0 75.0  53-50*AT THE ZOO (4470)         1  0 0
54/ 0*C. U. LATER (2674)         6   2  0 75.0  54/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    1  0 0
55/ 0*SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715)  6   2  0 75.0  55/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 9 (4475)    1  0 0
56/ 3*SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)      3   1  2 75.0  56/ 0*REALLY BORING FACE (4495) 1  0 0
57/ 7*BLADES OF SORROW (2497)    3   1  1 75.0  57/ 0*ONE OF MANY (4203)        1  0 0
58/43*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)      3   1  1 75.0  58/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 21 (4481)   1  0 0
59/ 5*OHIO EXPRESS (3993)        3   1  0 75.0  59/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 20 (4482)   1  0 0
60-31*LUROCIANS XXXIV (3445)     3   1  0 75.0  60/ 0*WHO CARES (4493)          1  0 0
61-30*CROSS BREED II (3196)      3   1  0 75.0  61-55*ARGOS II (3294)           1  0 0
62-32*LUROCIANS FTF021 (2541)    3   1  0 75.0  62/ 0*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     1  0 0
63/41*MORE IN 82 (4196)          5   2  0 71.4  63/ 0*?? (3271)                 1  0 0
64/42*ARGUS V (3291)             5   2  0 71.4  64/ 0*ARGUS VIII (3288)         1  0 0
65/ 0*INQUISITION 0305 (3013)    5   2  0 71.4  65/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    1  0 0
66/27*HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)        5   2  0 71.4  66- 6 RED LIGHT (3427)          1  0 0
67-35 OFF COLOUR (3312)         26  11  1 70.3  67-61*CROSS BREED II (3196)     1  0 0
68/39 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    11   5  2 68.8  68-52*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   1  0 0
69-38 CROSS BREED (960)         12   6  2 66.7  69/ 0*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305) 1  0 0
70/ 0 THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    12   6  0 66.7  70-66*DISORDER (3953)           1  0 0
71/55*NOSEY (4239)               4   2  0 66.7  71/ 0*KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  1  0 0
72/58*PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)        4   2  0 66.7  72-92*4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)     1  0 0
73/59*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)    4   2  0 66.7  73-65*SAND FIENDS (3949)        1  0 0
74/ 0*ALTERED STATES (187)       4   2  0 66.7  74-67 HEAVEN (2551)             1  0 0
75-47*DARK TOADS O4J (4397)      2   1  0 66.7  75/ 0*SWEET SITES (2581)        1  0 0
76/99*UNO 4WI (4003)             2   1  0 66.7  76/ 0*C. U. LATER (2674)        1  0 0
77-45*ODDITIES II (4429)         2   1  0 66.7  77-68*LAST ONE II (2782)        1  0 0
78/ 0*DARK TOADS 03F (3048)      2   1  0 66.7  78/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826) 1  0 0
79/ 0*WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)         2   1  0 66.7  57/157 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829) 1  0 0
80/51 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)     9   5  1 64.3  80/ 0 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   1  0 0
81-48 LUROCIANS XVII (2294)      9   5  0 64.3  67/167 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919) 1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-49 THE A TEAM (3429)         19  11  0 63.3  82/ 0*OCT 2002 III (2545)       1  0 0
83/53 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       24  15  0 61.5  83-72*NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)   1  0 0
84-50 OZ RETURNS (3036)         16  10  0 61.5  84/ 0*DARK TOADS 03F (3048)     1  0 0
85/61 SANDY TOO (2874)          11   7  1 61.1  60/160*OCT 2002 (2543)           1  0 0
86/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   50  32  3 61.0  86/ 0*WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        1  0 0
87/ 0 THE WILLBURYS J (1495)     6   4  1 60.0  87-77*LUROCIANS XIV (1687)      1  0 0
88/ 0*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498)  3   2  0 60.0  88/ 0*THE WILLBURYS W (1778)    1  0 0
89-60 RED LIGHT (3427)          20  14  0 58.8  89/ 0*OCT 2001 2 (1813)         1  0 0
90/79 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829)  7   5  0 58.3  90/ 0*OCT 2001 3 (1814)         1  0 0
91/ 0*THE WILLBURYS I (1494)     7   5  0 58.3  91-79*CYBERTEASE (1851)         1  0 0
92/71 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   15  11  0 57.7  92/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599) 1  0 0
93-64 SORTA WHITE (3712)        16  12  3 57.1  93/ 0*JAN 2002 (2073)           1  0 0
94-66*WORK WITH THIS (4213)      4   3  0 57.1  94/ 0*JAN 2002 3 (2075)         1  0 0
95-69 LUROCIANS IX (932)        18  14  2 56.2  95-82 LUROCIANS XVII (2294)     1  0 0
96/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2274)  9   7  1 56.2  96-83 LUROCIANS XVI (2295)      1  0 0
97/68 DEATH STALKERS (2995)    251 197 18 56.0  97/ 0*SO-SURE (1579)            1  0 0
98-70 SLOW DOWN (3435)          14  11  0 56.0  98/ 0*JAN 2001 6 (1155)         1  0 0
99-72 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   66  52  0 55.9  99/ 0*THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    1  0 0
00-74*CYBERTEASE (1851)          5   4  0 55.6  00/ 0 THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    1  0 0
01/ 0*ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)     5   4  0 55.6  01/ 0*THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    1  0 0
02-77 JOE'S HEROES (1527)       28  23  3 54.9  02/ 0*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498) 1  0 0
03-78 LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      12  10  1 54.5  03-84 JOE'S HEROES (1527)       1  0 0
04/ 0 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)    7   6  0 53.8  04/ 0*JULY 2001 3 (1569)        1  0 0
05-80 LA STARS II (3783)       115 102  8 53.0  05/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   1  0 0
06/ 0 THE WILLBURYS C (1434)     9   8  0 52.9  06/11*SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     1  1 1
10/110 OUTSIDERS (898)           10   9  2 52.6  07-87*ENIGMA 18 (4313)          1  1 1
08-84 LUROCIANS XV (2296)       11  10  0 52.4  08/31 MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   1  1 1
09-85 ON A WHIM (301)          101  93  3 52.1  09/32*HAS-BEENS (2494)          1  1 1
10-86 DUMMIES (3431)            13  13  0 50.0  10/40*OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       1  1 0
11/82 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     10  10  0 50.0  11-21*DARK TOADS O4J (4397)     1  1 0
12/ 0*ENIGMA 17 (3043)           4   4  0 50.0  37/137*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 8 (4405)  1  1 0
13/ 0*ARGUS VII (3289)           3   3  1 50.0  13/48*SPICE RACK (3989)         1  1 0
14/56*DREAM ON (4221)            3   3  0 50.0  38/138*LBA: SPEILBURG FAN (4268) 1  1 0
15/57*PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)        3   3  0 50.0  15/46*LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279) 1  1 0
29/129*CROSS BREED! (3837)        3   3  0 50.0  23/123*FUNDIES (4285)            1  1 0
30/130*OCT 2002 (2543)            3   3  0 50.0  17/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   1  1 0
31/131*ODDITIES (184)             3   3  0 50.0  46/146*DARK PASSAGE (3870)       1  1 0
43/143*SOFT DRINKS (3988)         2   2  0 50.0  05-105*HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)   1  1 0
20-90*NUMBERS II II (4385)       2   2  0 50.0  55/155 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       1  1 0
21/44*SPICE RACK (3989)          2   2  0 50.0  21-22 DUMMIES (3431)            1  1 0
22/46*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333)  2   2  0 50.0  22/91*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   1  1 0
48/148*DARK PASSAGE (3870)        2   2  0 50.0  23/17*HER ALTEREGO (3659)       1  1 0
24-92*NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)    2   2  0 50.0  24- 7 SORTA WHITE (3712)        1  1 0
25-93*DARK TOADS 03E (3051)      2   2  0 50.0  68/168 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    1  1 0
26/ 0*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)        2   2  0 50.0  19/119 ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       1  1 0
27-95*ENIGMA 18 (4313)           1   1  1 50.0  27/75 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   1  1 0
28/12*HAS-BEENS (2494)           1   1  1 50.0  28-98 LUROCIANS XV (2296)       1  1 0
71/171*FUNDIES (4285)             1   1  0 50.0  72/172*GODDESS (1696)            1  1 0
77/177*LBA: SPEILBURG FAN (4268)  1   1  0 50.0  30-97 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           1  1 0
31/18*LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279)  1   1  0 50.0  31-99 LUROCIANS IX (932)        1  1 0
78/178*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 8 (4405)   1   1  0 50.0  32/86*HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       1  1 0
33/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)    1   1  0 50.0  80/180 LIFESPAN (165)            1  1 0
04-104*SAND FIENDS (3949)         1   1  0 50.0  81/181*ODDITIES (184)            1  1 0
01-101*LUROCIANS XXXII (3446)     1   1  0 50.0  01-101 ON A WHIM (301)           1  1 0
36/ 0*ARGUS VIII (3288)          1   1  0 50.0  14/114*B5 11 (4325)              1  2 0
02-102*FARM ANIMALS (3791)        1   1  0 50.0  37/89*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 4 (4357)  1  2 0
03-103*4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)      1   1  0 50.0  38- 9 PHRASES (3423)            1  2 0
83/183*GODDESS (1696)             1   1  0 50.0  39-27 OFF COLOUR (3312)         1  2 0
40/22*WHETSTONE 2B (2108)        1   1  0 50.0  40/93*SLACKERS (2493)           1  2 0
06/106 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     35  37  0 48.6  41/95 BREAD (3148)              1  2 0
07-107 HEAVEN (2551)             61  65  4 48.4  17/117 VILLAINS (2836)           1  2 0
08-108 FAULTS (3430)             10  11  1 47.6  18/118 SANDY TOO (2874)          1  2 0
18/118 LIFESPAN (165)             7   8  0 46.7  44/88*SHOTGUN & ROUGE (4411)    1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/ 0 CYNICAL DELUSIONS (4519)  54  62  3 46.6  09/109 DEATH STALKERS (2995)     1  3 0
46/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 79 (1528)   36  42  3 46.2  46/96 VERMIN! (1901)            1  3 0
11/111 VERMIN! (1901)           135 159  5 45.9  82/182 BRAINIAC (303)            1  3 0
12-112 TWO WILL DO (3433)        11  13  0 45.8  12/112 VERMIN!! (334)            1  6 0
13/113 ON A ROLL (169)           11  13  0 45.8  16/116 TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    0  5 0
50/ 0 GOING BANANAS (1663)       5   6  2 45.5  13/113*B5 2 (4316)               0  3 0
22/122 VILLAINS (2836)            7   9  1 43.7  02/102*INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101) 0  3 0
15-115 GIMME A BREAK (3720)      10  13  0 43.5  04-104*NUMBERS II II (4385)      0  2 0
16/116 VERMIN!! (334)           143 189  6 43.1  22/122*DUMB PUDS (4011)          0  2 0
17-117 PHRASES (3423)             9  12  0 42.9  54/ 0*APR 2004B (4465)          0  2 0
42/142*B5 11 (4325)               3   4  0 42.9  36/136*MILITARY GENIUS (4031)    0  2 0
56/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2680) 11  15  1 42.3  29/129*DREAM ON (4221)           0  2 0
19/119 BRAINIAC (303)            70  97  2 41.9  57/ 0*MY MISTAKES (4005)        0  2 0
37/137 PHILLY (3184)              7  10  0 41.2  06-106 SLOW DOWN (3435)          0  2 0
59/ 0 ONE CHANCE (178)           4   6  0 40.0  59/ 0 THE WRETCHED (3963)       0  2 0
27-127*SO BAD (4202)              2   3  0 40.0  39/139*PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       0  2 0
26-126*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)       2   3  0 40.0  50/150*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     0  2 0
28-128*FLOPS (4220)               2   3  0 40.0  51/151*DREAM RIPPERS (3943)      0  2 0
45/145*NIGHTSLASH (3945)          2   3  0 40.0  70/170 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     0  2 0
32/132 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  30  46  1 39.5  64/ 0 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       0  2 0
34-134 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      14  22  0 38.9  79/179 BLOODRIDERS (136)         0  2 0
20/120 MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)    7  11  1 38.9  27-127*KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)    0  1 0
67/ 0 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       72 114 16 38.7  67/ 0*APR 2004D (4467)          0  1 0
36/136 LAWN ORDER (1958)         10  16  2 38.5  68/ 0*APR 2004E (4468)          0  1 0
35-135 SMITHVILLE (3314)          5   8  2 38.5  69/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4565) 0  1 0
23/123 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415)  6  10  0 37.5  15-115*TEAM ULTRA (4358)         0  1 0
33/133 TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    16  28  1 36.4  33-133*PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 0  1 0
38-138 LUROCIANS XVI (2295)       8  14  0 36.4  24-124*PIG PARTS (4290)          0  1 0
25/125 BREAD (3148)               4   7  0 36.4  34-134*RACING SNAILS (4242)      0  1 0
74/ 0*LOST BOYS (3800)          11  20  2 35.5  35-135*BY DEFINITION 2 (4263)    0  1 0
40/140 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    105 191  4 35.5  25-125*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      0  1 0
50/150 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919)  4   8  0 33.3  28-128*MY BUTT HURTS II (4118)   0  1 0
77/96*DUMB PUDS (4011)           1   2  1 33.3  77/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)   0  1 0
78/98*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 4 (4357)   1   2  0 33.3  78/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 22 (4486)   0  1 0
79/ 0*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305)  1   2  0 33.3  30-130*NUTS (4226)               0  1 0
05/105*SLACKERS (2493)            1   2  0 33.3  80/ 0*DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        0  1 0
81/ 0*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)       1   2  0 33.3  81/ 0*APR 2004A (4464)          0  1 0
82/ 0*THE WILLBURYS S (1782)     1   2  0 33.3  82/49*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333) 0  1 0
83/ 0*THE WILLBURYS X (1781)     1   2  0 33.3  83/ 0 CYNICAL DELUSIONS (4519)  0  1 0
57/157 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)        4  10  0 28.6  42-142*FARM ANIMALS (3791)       0  1 0
41/141*INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101)  2   5  1 28.6  85/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO #3 (3878)   0  1 0
86/ 0*METAL BUNNIES (1436)       2   5  1 28.6  86/ 0*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699) 0  1 0
87/ 0 THE WRETCHED (3963)       21  54  3 28.0  44-144*LUROCIAN XXXI (3442)      0  1 0
51-151 ENIGMA 16 (2340)           7  19  1 26.9  88/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)  0  1 0
56/156 ENIGMA 3 (1962)            8  23  0 25.8  41-141 LA STARS II (3783)        0  1 0
53-153 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           10  29  0 25.6  47-147*LUROCIANS XXXII (3446)    0  1 0
63/163*BIG TROUBLE (2504)         3   9  0 25.0  91/ 0*LOST BOYS (3800)          0  1 0
54-154*HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)    2   6  0 25.0  92/ 0*BLITZKRIEG VIII (3831)    0  1 0
00/100*SHOTGUN & ROUGE (4411)     1   3  0 25.0  93/ 0*ARGUS VII (3289)          0  1 0
58/158*FAST FAST FOOD (3044)      3  12  0 20.0  94/ 0*SIZE ISSUES (3844)        0  1 0
60-160*TEAM ULTRA (4358)          1   4  0 20.0  95/ 0*4-LETTER DRINKS (3664)    0  1 0
62-162*ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)      1   4  0 20.0  96/ 0*BLITZKRIEG IV (2406)      0  1 0
61/161*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)      1   5  0 16.7  59-159*EX PRESIDENTS (2542)      0  1 0
64/164*B5 2 (4316)                1   6  0 14.3  62/162 SUPERIOR FORCES 62 (2415) 0  1 0
99/ 0*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699)  1   8  0 11.1  63-163*DARK TOADS 03E (3051)     0  1 0
65/165 BLOODRIDERS (136)          0   9  0  0.0  58-158*LUROCIANS FTF021 (2541)   0  1 0
01/ 0*SIZE ISSUES (3844)         0   3  0  0.0  65-165*ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)     0  1 0
02/ 0*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)       0   3  0  0.0  02/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2680) 0  1 0
03/ 0*MY MISTAKES (4005)         0   2  0  0.0  03/ 0*INQUISITION 0305 (3013)   0  1 0
04/ 0*APR 2004B (4465)           0   2  0  0.0  04-23 OZ RETURNS (3036)         0  1 0
76/176*MILITARY GENIUS (4031)     0   2  0  0.0  05/ 0*ENIGMA 17 (3043)          0  1 0
82/182*DREAM RIPPERS (3943)       0   2  0  0.0  06/ 0*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      0  1 0
69-169*EX PRESIDENTS (2542)       0   2  0  0.0  07/ 0 GOING BANANAS (1663)      0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
73-173*RACING SNAILS (4242)       0   1  0  0.0  08/ 0*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      0  1 0
75-175*BY DEFINITION 2 (4263)     0   1  0  0.0  09/ 0 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    0  1 0
79-179*KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)     0   1  0  0.0  73-173 MONSTER CHILD II (2085)   0  1 0
11/ 0*APR 2004A (4464)           0   1  0  0.0  11/80*WHETSTONE 2B (2108)       0  1 0
12/ 0*APR 2004D (4467)           0   1  0  0.0  12/ 0*APR 2002 (2203)           0  1 0
74-174*PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365)  0   1  0  0.0  13/ 0*APR 2002 7 (2216)         0  1 0
70-170*MY BUTT HURTS II (4118)    0   1  0  0.0  14/ 0*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       0  1 0
15/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)    0   1  0  0.0  15/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2274) 0  1 0
16/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 22 (4486)    0   1  0  0.0  16/ 0*THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    0  1 0
17/ 0*DOUBLES 4WL (4007)         0   1  0  0.0  71-171 ENIGMA 16 (2340)          0  1 0
18/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4565)  0   1  0  0.0  18/ 0*THE WILLBURYS S (1782)    0  1 0
72-172*PIG PARTS (4290)           0   1  0  0.0  19/ 0*BLITZKRIEG X (2325)       0  1 0
20/ 0*APR 2004E (4468)           0   1  0  0.0  20/ 0*BLITZKRIEG (2327)         0  1 0
21/ 0*BLITZKRIEG VIII (3831)     0   1  0  0.0  21/ 0*THE BROTHERHOOD 16 (2331) 0  1 0
22/ 0*4-LETTER DRINKS (3664)     0   1  0  0.0  20-120 DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      0  1 0
23/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO #3 (3878)    0   1  0  0.0  77-177 CROSS BREED (960)         0  1 0
24/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)   0   1  0  0.0  24/ 0*JAN 2001 4 (1151)         0  1 0
81-181*LUROCIAN XXXI (3442)       0   1  0  0.0  25/ 0 THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    0  1 0
26/ 0*BLITZKRIEG IV (2406)       0   1  0  0.0  26/ 0*METAL BUNNIES (1436)      0  1 0
27/ 0*APR 2002 (2203)            0   1  0  0.0  27/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 79 (1528)   0  1 0
28/ 0*APR 2002 7 (2216)          0   1  0  0.0  28/ 0*ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)    0  1 0
29/ 0*BLITZKRIEG X (2325)        0   1  0  0.0  29/ 0*SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 0  1 0
30/ 0*BLITZKRIEG (2327)          0   1  0  0.0  30/ 0 ONE CHANCE (178)          0  1 0
31/ 0*THE BROTHERHOOD 16 (2331)  0   1  0  0.0  31/ 0*ALTERED STATES (187)      0  1 0
32/ 0*JAN 2001 4 (1151)          0   1  0  0.0  14-214*ODDITIES II (4429)        0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, DWES EG?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Take note that LAWN ORDER has lost its 
top team spot, having missed the turn.  Where are you boys?  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Welcome Wench and join KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  3rd place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for 
ENIGMA 3's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes 
for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join 
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6's celebration over their good record this turn.  7th place, not 
bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for SAUNA TIME's good turn, I'm afraid 
the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I 
can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join MORE IN 82's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  9th place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for 
NOSEY's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a 
big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join SUAVE'S 
FINEST HOUR's celebration over their good record this turn.  11th place, not bad.  If 
The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for LBA:  MANILOW FANS' good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Welcome Wench and join SOFT DRINKS' celebration over their good record 
this turn.  13th place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for MORE 
SUCK!'s good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a 
big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join DARK RITUAL's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  17th place, not bad.  If The Welcome 
Wench is buying drinks for ARGUS V's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Welcome Wench and join PHILLY's celebration over their good record this turn.  21st 
place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for PUDS AGAIN 8's good turn, 
I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With 
any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join CROSS BREED!'s celebration over 
their good record this turn.  25th place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying 
drinks for TRIBAL COUNCIL's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  
A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench 
and join OUTSIDERS' celebration over their good record this turn.  29th place, not 
bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for FOUNDATION ARMY's good turn, I'm 
afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any 
luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join BIG TROUBLE's celebration over 
their good record this turn.  32nd place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying 
drinks for ON A ROLL's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 
1-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and 
join OUTA THIS WORLD's celebration over their good record this turn.  35th place, not 
bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for NIGHTSLASH's good turn, I'm afraid 
the place will be dry before long.  A 1-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I 
can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join UNO 4WI's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  45th place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for 
SUPERIOR FORCES 1306's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 
1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and 
join SUPERIOR FORCES 3301's celebration over their good record this turn.  81st 
place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for OCT 2002's good turn, I'm 
afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, 
I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for SWEET NOTHINGS, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 
95 into 106th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out below!  MORE NEW TEAMS 
6 is on the way down, falling to 108th from 31st with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, 
this is too good to be true!  HAS-BEENS has fallen to 109th place after going 0-1-0 
this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 
OHIO EXPRESS, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 70 into 110th.  Here's my pity, for what 
it's worth.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join KELLUMBO'S 
KIDS 8's celebration over their good record this turn.  112th place, not bad.  Look 
out below!  SPICE RACK is on the way down, falling to 113th from 48th with a 0-1-0!  
Ha ha ha ha!  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2's good 
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  
Oh, this is too good to be true!  LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! has fallen to 115th place after 
going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Welcome Wench and join DARK PASSAGE's celebration over their good record this turn.  
118th place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for PUDS AGAIN 1's good 
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  
Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for PERPETUAL MOTION, who went 1-0-0 
and dropped 31 into 122nd.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Oh, this is too 
good to be true!  HER ALTEREGO has fallen to 123rd place after going 0-1-0 this turn. 
Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join 
ANOTHER DIABLO?'s celebration over their good record this turn.  125th place, not 
bad.  Look out below!  MORE NEW TEAMS 4 is on the way down, falling to 127th from 
75th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for GODDESS' 
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big 
thirst.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  HARD LIQUOR 3 has fallen to 132nd place 
after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Welcome Wench and join LIFESPAN's celebration over their good record this turn.  
133rd place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for ODDITIES' good turn, 
I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why 
not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for B5 11, who went 1-0-0 and dropped 22 
into 136th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 4 has fallen to 137th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's 
bragging now?  Look out below!  SLACKERS is on the way down, falling to 140th from 
93rd with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  BREAD has fallen 
to 141st place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm having 
a good day, so I feel sorry for VILLAINS, who went 1-0-0 and dropped 25 into 142nd.  
Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  SANDY TOO has 
fallen to 143rd place after going 1-0-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Look out 
below!  SHOTGUN & ROUGE is on the way down, falling to 144th from 88th with a 0-2-0!  
Ha ha ha ha!  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for DEATH STALKERS, who 
went 0-2-0 and dropped 36 into 145th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Oh, this 
is too good to be true!  VERMIN! has fallen to 146th place after going 0-2-0 this 
turn.  Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and 
join BRAINIAC's celebration over their good record this turn.  147th place, not bad.  
Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for VERMIN!!, who went 0-2-0 and 
dropped 36 into 148th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out below!  
TWILIGHT SHADOW is on the way down, falling to 149th from 116th with a 0-3-0!  Ha ha 
ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  B5 2 has fallen to 150th place after going 
0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel 
sorry for INQUISITION BASE 4, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 49 into 151st.  Here's my 
pity, for what it's worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  DUMB PUDS has fallen to 
153rd place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Look out below!  
MILITARY GENIUS is on the way down, falling to 155th from 136th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha 
ha ha!  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for DREAM ON, who went 0-1-0 
and dropped 27 into 156th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Oh, this is too 
good to be true!  PUDS AGAIN 6 has fallen to 160th place after going 0-1-0 this turn. 
Who's bragging now?  Look out below!  DEADLY HACKERS is on the way down, falling to 
161st from 150th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I 
feel sorry for DREAM RIPPERS, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 11 into 162nd.  Here's my 
pity, for what it's worth.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for BLOODRIDERS' 
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big 
thirst.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  SUPERIOR FORCES B304 has fallen to 182nd 
place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see 0011 win a fight and gain 61 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
HARRY SELDON beat SPEED MERCHANT and SPEED MERCHANT lost 17 points.  You're breakin' 
my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, DWES EG may be getting bland, as 
CRACK IS CHEAP stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why 
am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, DWES EG?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  SUPERIOR FORCES 3201, I suppose you'll be glad to know 
you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  
And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  
It was KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2.  Ha ha ha ha!  RABIES was challenged more times this turn 
than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can 
give a little credit to WEED WHACKER of LAWN ORDER for challenging up by 22 to 
RABIES.  WEED WHACKER won to get 61 points of recognition.  And we have ODDJOB in a 
challenge, going down 9 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought ODDJOB showed 
great skill and promise when he defeated DEALIE BOPPER.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Ya gotta go sometime, and TROLLHATTAN's 
time was this time.  Hmmm, not a bad fighter, had he lived... (what?  me pity?).  Bye 
bye, warrior, bye bye...  BURIZA, a glorious 6-9-0 fighter, has passed away.  Gee, 
too bad SUPERIOR FORCES 6200.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE THING 25309              14   4    114         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PSYCHO BITCH 18670           11   7  1 102         SANDY TOO (2874)          
 CURIOUS GEORGE 11330         10   2    101         DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    
 HARRY SELDON 18333           11   5  2  97         FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    
-NOSE PICKER 21698             9   3  1  96         FAULTS (3430)             
 WHIRLIGIG 18872              16  10     94         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
 SPEED MERCHANT 15079         17  17  5  91         JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       
 IRAQ 20420                    7   0     91         MORE SUCK! (3197)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOPHIE VENOM 25316           12   4     84         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
 CANIS LUPUS 19333            11   7  1  84         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     
 CHEESE STEAK 20346            7   7     82         PHILLY (3184)             
 PUD #5A 20722                12   9     79         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
-BOOM! BOOM!! 10360           10   2     76         JOE'S HEROES (1527)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COCONUT MEAT 23302            9   4     76         SORTA WHITE (3712)        
 HICHAM 18389                  5   5     76         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2829)
-GERBIL RAMPAGE 6071           9  11     74         DEADLY ATTACKS (844)      
-THUMP 6625                    6   3  1  74         LUROCIANS IX (932)        
-SKEWER 2032                  10   8     72         ON A WHIM (301)           
-SC EASLEY 21094               5   5  2  69         SMITHVILLE (3314)         
 BIG BANG 18009               10  15  2  67         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GAP 23344                     6   2     66         GIMME A BREAK (3720)      
 RABIES 19328                 13  14     65         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     
-ANCHOR 21694                  9   0     65         THE A TEAM (3429)         
 ODDJOB 18436                  7   9  1  65         VILLAINS (2836)           
 BOTTACELLI 22958              6   1     64         HER ALTEREGO (3659)       
 FULL OF HOT AIR 16328         7   6     62         SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   
 DIRTY DOG 5294                6   2     62         SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 
 BUSY BEE 12963               12  15     61         VERMIN! (1901)            
 WEED WHACKER 13369            6   6     61         LAWN ORDER (1958)         
 ALL FOUR WON 10700            3   5  1  61         THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   
 0011 7960                     1   0     61         JAN 2001 6 (1155)         
 HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584    10  10     60         LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     
 SIN-EATER 24827               7  12  2  60         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
 NIOLLIR 9659                  6   3     60         THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    
-SLUDGE 6621                   5   4  1  60         LUROCIANS IX (932)        
-LAPTOP DANCE 20411            5   3     60         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
 ILL OMEN 15166                9   7  1  59         SUPERIOR FORCES 321 (2274)
 GLADFIRE 14418                7  10     59         ENIGMA 3 (1962)           
 BYX 24760                     4   1     59         FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     
 0005 13980                    1   0     59         JAN 2002 3 (2075)         
 0006 10660                    1   0     59         JULY 2001 3 (1569)        
-HUGH PETRAMINT 13406          7   9     58         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 HAND OF DOOM 19764            8   9     57         ULTRAPALOOZA (3070)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUDGY PUSS 2320               7  20  1  56         VERMIN!! (334)            
-HEDWIG 11622                  6   5  1  56         LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      
 BAZRIK 14191                  1   1     56         WHETSTONE 2B (2108)       
-BARRTANA HAVAL 26729          9   7     55         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    
 CULINARY 17479                6   2     55         C. U. LATER (2674)        
 RESOLUTION 10081              5   3     55         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
 WOR 1001                      8   5     54         ON A ROLL (169)           
 CARMEN 18936                  4   8     54         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2919)
 RESERVATION 10080             7   3     53         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
 PUD 100 22001                 4  10     53         PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       
 SHORT-TEMER 980               7   8     52         LIFESPAN (165)            
-TUNNELING GERBIL 16719        3   1     52         LUROCIANS FTF021 (2541)   
 CANTHUS 20961                 5   2     51         ARGUS V (3291)            
 0002 13973                    1   0     51         JAN 2002 (2073)           
 WON MEAN KAT 10097            6   4  1  50         THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    
 DUELMASTERS.COM 16969         5   1     48         SWEET SITES (2581)        
-WOODEN INDIAN 21704           6   4     46         DUMMIES (3431)            
 CARMELO 17510                 6   7     45         SUPERIOR FORCES A20 (2680)
 DYNAMO 24403                  4   2     45         PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   
 SNOTMONSTER 26261             4   2     45         NOSEY (4239)              
 UNHOLY GERBIL 24046           3   3     43         CROSS BREED! (3837)       
 EVIL ELMO 10108               4   1     42         THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    
-GRIM LEGACY 20413             3   1     42         CROSS BREED II (3196)     
 DEALIE BOPPER 18881           6  17     41         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
 SNOW SPIDER 10638             5   4     41         ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (1565)    
-MISS SCARLET 21683            4   6     41         RED LIGHT (3427)          
 BLASPHEMY 24825               4  10     40         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
 PUD 135 22036                 4   2     40         PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       
 LO PAN 16511                  3   5     40         BIG TROUBLE (2504)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FULL METAL JACKET 12141       3   1     40         Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)
-FRED 15293                    2   2     39         LUROCIANS XVI (2295)      
 0007 16740                    1   0     39         OCT 2002 III (2545)       
 WINNER 1042                   4   6     38         ONE CHANCE (178)          
-GO 21713                      6   3     35         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
 MAXIMUM EFFORT 11013          4   1     35         SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599) 
-PAIN PART 1 11616             3   0     35         LUROCIANS XIV (1687)      
 0004 12395                    1   0     35         OCT 2001 2 (1813)         
 0007 12403                    1   0     35         OCT 2001 3 (1814)         
-NO 21716                      5   4     34         TWO WILL DO (3433)        
 SEX CAMEL 25548               3   1  2  34         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
 CHANGING BUFFALO 18031        3   1  1  34         TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     
 JOHN DEERE 13372              2   4     34         LAWN ORDER (1958)         
-ICHIRO TRICKLE 19442          2   2     34         NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 855      5   2     33         HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       
 PUD #20 19855                 5   2     33         MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   
 PUD #28 19866                 4   6  1  33         MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   
 FREAKIN GENIUS 19858          5   3     32         ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    
 FOUR AND OUT 26049            5   1     32         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
 VAN DER HEARTT 18376          4   1     32         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2826)
-KILLER KANDY 21783            3   1     32         LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   
 STEELE RABBIT 9666            2   5  1  32         METAL BUNNIES (1436)      
-ERNEST HEMINGWAY 25935        2   0     32         STOLEN IDENTITY II (4175) 
 PUD 126 22024                 3   3     31         PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       
 KELSEY 11423                  2   1     31         WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        
 THE BOBSTER 1072              3   3     30         ODDITIES (184)            
 SOURDOUGH 20160               2   6     30         BREAD (3148)              
 RASCALLY MOOSE 11409          2   2     30         WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       
 TUNNEL 24276                  2   2     30         DARK PASSAGE (3870)       
 NOT ADULT DIAPERS 26502       1   1     30         FUNDIES (4285)            
 SHONTEY 26746                 2   0     29         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  
 VANILLA PEPSI 24979           2   0     28         SOFT DRINKS (3988)        
-GORDO 19668                   2   2     28         DARK TOADS 03E (3051)     
-PAIN PART II 15299            4   1     27         LUROCIANS XV (2296)       
-CYNTHIA COOPER 23687          3   4     27         LA STARS II (3783)        
 SHARPSHOOTER 10093            3   2     27         THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    
-BLACK HEAD 26742              3   1     27         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
 MRS. BUTTERWORTH '91 26394    2   0     27         SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR (4264)
 0010 14731                    0   1     27         APR 2002 (2203)           
 TOWER 12207                   3   0     26         THE WILLBURYS W (1778)    
-ZOCAL 24750                   1   1     26         SAND FIENDS (3949)        
 TITO TAILER 21038             1   2     25         INQUISITION PHL0303 (3305)
 RAKHARO 834                   0   9     25         BLOODRIDERS (136)         
-NANO 26164                    2   3     24         FLOPS (4220)              

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCUMMY LUNGER 10774           4   1     23         SO-SURE (1579)            
 STEAMING EARL 24992           4   0     23         SAUNA TIME (3991)         
-UBER GOOBER 26198             4   1     23         NUTS (4226)               
-RED-EYE 21084                 3   2     23         OFF COLOUR (3312)         
-TORO 13371                    2   2  2  23         LAWN ORDER (1958)         
-CHAINTREE 24766               2   0     22         DISORDER (3953)           
-3-LEGGED SKINK 22717          1   9     22         VERMIN!! (334)            
 LAME DWAYNE 12534             1   2     22         ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      
-YELLOW POST-IT 26131          3   2     21         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
-CAUTION 24167                 3   2     21         SLOW DOWN (3435)          
 CUNNING PRINCE 26936          2   0     21         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6 (4366)  
-RILL ION 21774                2   0     21         LUROCIANS XXXIV (3445)    
 ASSURCABANA 26422             2   0     21         LBA:  MANILOW FANS (4269) 
 SOULTAKER 16461               1   1  1  21         HAS-BEENS (2494)          
-DESTITUTION 24729             1   0     21         NIGHTSLASH (3945)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IKE 20862                     1   0     21         ?? (3271)                 
-IPHICLUS 20976                1   0     21         ARGOS II (3294)           
 DELERIUM 1087                 4   2     20         ALTERED STATES (187)      
 BETTER THAN YOU 26172         3   3     20         DREAM ON (4221)           
-A 26076                       2   3     20         SO BAD (4202)             
-69! 27031                     2   2     20         NUMBERS II II (4385)      
-TURBO TUNA 19636              2   2     20         FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     
 THUNDERFOX 24773              2   0     20         DARK RITUAL (3954)        
 SQUIRRELY 19652               2   1     20         DARK TOADS 03F (3048)     
 1001 25095                    1   2  1  20         DUMB PUDS (4011)          
 RAD 12225                     1   2     20         THE WILLBURYS S (1782)    
-WASCALLY WABBIT 21772         1   1     20         LUROCIANS XXXIV (3445)    
 PROJECT 26080                 5   0     19         ONE OF MANY (4203)        
 8A 6D 26712                   3   4     19         B5 11 (4325)              
 DISMAY 16474                  2   0     19         BLADES OF SORROW (2497)   
-HOPE 26062                    2   3     19         WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      
 BLOODCRUNCHER 20643           1   0     19         ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      
-HARMONY 26932                 0   1     19         PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 
 CLEVELAND STEAMER 25002       3   1     18         OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       
 SALTY SUSAN 24981             2   2     18         SPICE RACK (3989)         
 AMISTUM 26415                 1   1     18         LBA: SPEILBURG FANS (4268)
 GENERAL FISTIMO 25195         0   2     18         MILITARY GENIUS (4031)    
 CHICKEN BLITZ 19632           1   2     17         FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     
 SLUNT 24315                   0   1     17         COLLEGE RADIO #3 (3878)   
 NOXIOUS VIBES 27786           0   1     17         CYNICAL DELUSIONS (4519)  
 SHAMIAS WILDROCK 26725        3   6  1  16         TWILIGHT SHADOW (4328)    
-BOTOX 20666                   2   6     16         HELLACIOUS ACRES (3244)   
-NEAT 21664                    2   4     16         PHRASES (3423)            
 DESCARTES 23745               1   3     16         BRAINIAC (303)            
 REMINGTON 27182               1   1     16         SHOTGUN & ROUGE (4411)    
 REDED DEVILSHOOTER 24719      0   2     16         DREAM RIPPERS (3943)      
 RASPY F. NEWT 23857           2   5     15         VERMIN!! (334)            
 PEST 24368                    1   2     15         VERMIN! (1901)            
-TECHNOIDIOT 19803             1   4     15         ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)     
 TOKEN SCUM 27555              1   0     15         FLYING DINGOS 21 (4481)   
 0008 7944                     0   1     15         JAN 2001 4 (1151)         
 0001 27449                    1   0  1  14         APR 2004 (4463)           
-FLESH GRINDER 21778           1   1     14         LUROCIANS XXXII (3446)    
-HANA 24461                    1   1     14         4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)     
 0013 27477                    1   0     14         APR 2004F (4469)          
 TGS3 23221                    0   4     14         INQUISITION PHL0S0  (3699)
-JQA 16720                     0   2     14         EX PRESIDENTS (2542)      
-IH8 MANAGER 20822             1   0     13         LAST ONE II (2782)        
 WON TWO MANI 27544            1   0     13         FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   
 HARD DECISION 20649           1   0     13         OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    
 DAVALON 12220                 1   2     13         THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    
 KANGAROO JACKIE 27522         1   0     13         FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    
 KANGROO JACK@SS 27523         1   0     13         FLYING DINGOS 9 (4475)    
 BEFRIEND YODER 27627          1   0     13         REALLY BORING FACE (4495) 
 HARRASS SANDY 27637           1   0     13         BORED AT THE FACE (4497)  
 0011 27469                    0   1     13         APR 2004D (4467)          
 ATYPICAL 28041                0   1     13         SUPERIOR FORCES 340 (4565)
 COKE 22983                    0   1     13         4-LETTER DRINKS (3664)    
 TUBA 27605                    0   1     13         FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   
 PRIMUS 25565                  2   5  1  12         INQUISITION BASE 4 (4101) 
 TEST6 26758                   2   2     12         SUPERIOR FORCES B30 (4333)
-LLLASH II 15302               1   3     12         LUROCIANS XV (2296)       
-PLOTTER PHIL 26654            1   0  1  11         ENIGMA 18 (4313)          
-SUPER 8 23858                 1   4     11         ON A WHIM (301)           
 AFFLICTION 26351              1   0     11         BRAINIAC (303)            
 FALLEN ANGEL 27560            1   0     11         FLYING DINGOS 20 (4482)   
 HOLLY 27150                   1   1     11         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 8 (4405)  
 0001A 24036                   0   1     11         APR 2002 7 (2216)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HORROR 15951                  0   1     11         BLITZKRIEG IV (2406)      
 CLOWN LOACH 27572             0   1     11         FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)   
 KANGAROO JACK 26886           1   1     10         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 4 (4357)  
 SANDY 11699                   1   1     10         GODDESS (1696)            
 PICKACHEW 27548               1   0     10         FLYING DINGOS 18 (4480)   
 TOOTH RIPPER 20642            1   0     10         ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      
-FRANK PERDUE 26273            1   0     10         SPEED MERCHANTS (4241)    
-FALSE DAWN 16467              1   0     10         BLADES OF MOURNING (2496) 
 LEON 27618                    1   0     10         WHO CARES (4493)          
 TROMBONE 27606                1   0     10         FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   
 DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS 24321       1   0     10         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
 MEMORY 16472                  1   1  1   9         BLADES OF SORROW (2497)   
 12A 7D 26666                  1   6      9         B5 2 (4316)               
-BURRITO MUSSOLINI 26552       1   0      9         LUNGERS (4295)            
-HARM 'EM 22099                1   2      9         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 MICHAEL JACKSON 27184         1   0      9         I WAS FRAMED! (4412)      
-MOONSET 16470                 1   0      9         BLADES OF MOURNING (2496) 
-HOT RHINO LOVE 27500          1   0      9         AT THE ZOO (4470)         
-TOVA 26748                    1   0      9         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  
 LERNUS 20952                  1   2  1   8         ARGUS VII (3289)          
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 26471        1   1      8         LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279) 
 SHADOWGATE 16453              1   1      8         SLACKERS (2493)           
 DAMION CORONA 24700           1   4      7         DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     
 WILDTRACKER 24726             1   1      7         NIGHTSLASH (3945)         
 CORIOLIS 27049                1   0      7         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 DRUNKEN EMAILS 25064          0   1      7         MY MISTAKES (4005)        
-ZEN BEERE 25284               0   1      7         ENIGMA 16 (2340)          
-YES MISTRESS 25652            0   1      7         MY BUTT HURTS II (4118)   
 BARRISTER 24541               0   1      7         LOST BOYS (3800)          
 DESPICABLE 15519              0   1      7         BLITZKRIEG (2327)         
 TWINS 25073                   0   1      7         DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        
-BACON 26524                   0   1      7         PIG PARTS (4290)          
 GURKA 15510                   0   1      7         BLITZKRIEG X (2325)       
 0003 27456                    0   1      7         APR 2004B (4465)          
-TEEVELLA 24954                0   1      7         KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)    
 STRIFE 24009                  0   1      7         BLITZKRIEG VIII (3831)    
 DROPPING DECISE 25062         0   1      7         MY MISTAKES (4005)        
-DEAD KANGAROO 26887           0   1      7         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 4 (4357)  
-YUKON 16455                   0   1      7         SLACKERS (2493)           
 DEVINNE 27048                 0   4      6         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
 CAUTION 19441                 1   1  1   5         JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       
 LYCURGUS 20946                1   0      5         ARGUS VIII (3288)         
-CRYSTAL 16789                 1   0      5         HEAVEN (2551)             
 0004 27457                    0   1      5         APR 2004B (4465)          
 NUCLEAR CHILE 19627           0   1      5         ENIGMA 17 (3043)          
 MOTHER MOUSE 27581            0   1      5         FLYING DINGOS 22 (4486)   
-TOMAHAWK 6450                 0   1      5         OUTSIDERS (898)           
 0002 27455                    0   1      5         APR 2004A (4464)          
-BLACKSHADOW 21757             0   1      5         LUROCIAN XXXI (3442)      
 0012 27474                    0   1      5         APR 2004E (4468)          
 0001 24081                    0   1      5         SIZE ISSUES (3844)        
 STEVE'S IDEA 11777            0   3      4         OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      
 HEARTSEEKER 24728             0   2      2         NIGHTSLASH (3945)         
-PILE REAVER 24038             0   1      1         CROSS BREED (960)         
 ODIUM 15540                   0   1      1         THE BROTHERHOOD 16 (2331) 
 DA12 19465                    0   1      1         INQUISITION 0305 (3013)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHADOWLORD 9386         1  1   BAND OF ROGUES 1394  CAUTION 19441         117  NONE
PROCUREMENT 26028       1  2   BUSINESS CALLS 4193  PATTAYA 23989         118   
SUAVE LAYS AN E 26392   0  1   BY DEFINITION 2 4263 SOULTAKER 16461       120   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BUBBA RAY 27107         2  1   DARK TOADS O4J 4397  SEX CAMEL 25548       120   
THE WILLBURY 11440      5  6 2 GOING BANANAS 1663   SPYMASTER             121  NONE
ROBERTA 21086           1  2   INFLUENTIAL BAB 3313 SEX CAMEL 25548       118   
MINT PLANT 19468        1  2   INQUISITION 031 3014 MILK 24412            117  NOT REVENGED
A.M. 27188              1  1   LEGION OF DOOM 4052  TORO 13371            119  REVENGED
COURTNEY BOURTN 14038   6  9   MONSTER CHILD I 2085 HEDWIG 11622          120   
0001 16728              2  3   OCT 2002 2543        MILK 24412            118   
ABAGOR 20651            0  1   OF WOLF AND MAN 3241 0001 27449            121   
YES 21665               4  2   PHRASES 3423         HARRY SELDON 18333    120   
BLAZE 26277             0  1   RACING SNAILS 4242   PLOTTER PHIL 26654    120   
BADDDD 28044            0  1   SHOTGUN & ROUGE 4411 ARENAMASTER           121  NONE
BURIZA 15993            6 10   SUPERIOR FORCES 2415 AGGRESSION 6447       121   
ULTRA-FACTOR 26895      1  3   TEAM ULTRA 4358      MEMORY 16472          120   
TROLLHATTAN 10381      10  6 1 THE WILLBURYS 7 1528 RAZOR 6448            121   
ABBAS ASH'SHAM 26730    1  4   TWILIGHT SHADOW 4328 BANDIT PRINCE         121  NONE
BREE GRAYHAND 26727     0  5   TWILIGHT SHADOW 4328 SPYMASTER             121  NONE
BLUE DRAW 2 25039       0  1   UNO 4WG 4000         PRIMUS 25565          118   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

6 May 2004
                                     DEATH FEST

     The ferocious ghosts of former glories whispered across the wind swept sands of
DM 59; agonizing incessantly due to the diminutive demise of the Delarq arena known
as Illis.
     Tattered banners and forgotten memories wailed in the wind for a dynamic death
march to dawn once more upon the blood stained sands of the Delarq slow arena.
     The distant call crying for  a declaration of restoration amidst the ruin of the
all but forgotten Delarq arena carried to the far corners of Alastari; drawing the
Devious, the Diabolical, the Dangerous and the Down Challenging to cross blades and
wage warfare among an assemblage of new stables managed by the Known and Unknown;
willing to spill fresh blood, while carving their destiny during 15 Rounds of contest
driven combat to be known as the "Illis Incredibly Diabolical Delarq Death Fest".
     A lone cloaked figure huddled by lamplight in a remote outpost near the
crossroads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen; feverishly formulating the foundational
framework for the dawning of the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59, complete with
Gladiatorial Commission sanctioned prizes to promote the growing thirst for a Delarq
Slow Arena Death Festival.

     Delarq Death Fest Opening Round debuts the first turn immediately following the
Summer 2004 F2F Tourney and continues through the completion of 15 consecutive
rounds.
     Death Fest points are Won or Lost ONLY in the DM 59 Delarq Slow Arena [Tourneys
DO NOT Add or Subtract from the Death Fest Point Scoring System]:

Death Fest Scoring Format:
Win =3D +2 pts
Loss =3D -1 pt
Kill =3D +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death =3D -3 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill =3D +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death =3D -5 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Revenged Blood Feud =3D +5 pts [successful Revenged Blood Feud provides Death Fest
contestants the opportunity to cancel out 3 pts for Death and 1 pt for Loss; while
gaining +1 pt overall for the Revenged Blood Feud in addition to the +2 pts for Win]

    DEATH FEST PRIZES will be awarded to the Top Ten Death Fest Stables on the basis
of Total Points*** accumulated during the 15 rounds of competition as follows:

1.  Favorite Weapon Knowledge for 1 (one) warrior ranked Initiate or higher on the
Final Round to be revealed by RSI to each of the Top Ten Death Fest Stables
2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters and NPCs [yet to be determined according to how
many DA Monsters and NPCs are available in DM 59 for Renaming]
3.  The Top Five Death Fest Stables will receive New Team Rollup Certificates as
follows:  1st (10), 2nd (8), 3rd (6), 4th (4) and 5th (2)
4.  Renaming Illis Arena for 6 months plus Receiving 6 months Free Play courtesy of
RSI will be awarded to the manager of the 1st Place Death Fest Stable
5.  Discussions are underway regarding a possible Special Award granted to the Illis
Iron Stable qualifiers who compete in 67 of a possible 75 fights during the course of
the 15 consecutive rounds of the Death Fest [Key Factor is How Many (?) stables will
be competing in the Death Fest without drawing away participation by current managers
in the remaining slow arenas!]  Therefore, it is important for all managers entering
stables in DM 59 for the upcoming Death Fest to contact RSI as soon as possible
regarding their participation in this contest so that a Final Ruling on the proposed
Illis Iron Stable Award can be issued by RSI.

***TieBreaker is determined on the Final Round by the DM 59 Newsletter Recognition
Rankings.  The stable with the Highest Ranked Active Gladiator is granted the
decision.  [Example: Warrior A and Warrior B are both listed in the Recognition
Rankings with 87 pts; however, because Warrior A is listed in the Recognition
Rankings ahead of Warrior B, then Warrior A is granted the TieBreaker Decision for
His/Her stable!]

     Opening Round Team Spotlight Bonus [minimum 15 paragraphs!]  Each Delarq Death
Fest competitor who writes a Team Spotlight featuring their Stable (Name) and
Managerial Alias [Gladiatorial Names Optional] in regards to competing in the Delarq
Death Fest will receive 25 pts added to His/Her opening round score.
     Illis Iron Stable Bonus [in addition to the proposed award awaiting RSI
approval!]  Any manager whose stable competes in at least 67 of the possible 75
fights during the 15 rounds of Death Fest receives 25 points added to His/Her final
overall score [this allows each stable the cushion of missing one round of
competition; plus up to 3 additional fights due to waiting for replacement rollups
from Deaths suffered either in Tourneys or during the Death Fest contest in DM 59
over the course of 15 rounds of competition!]

Delarq Death Fest
Hosted by Hammer
[Who Else?]

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE WILLBURY was butchered by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BREE GRAYHAND was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
ABBAS ASH'SHAM was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
BADDDD was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SEX CAMEL was devastated by PUD 100 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BAZRIK was savagely defeated by GLADFIRE in a 1 minute master's Challenge competition.
DYNAMO bested PUD #20 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
ODDJOB overpowered DEALIE BOPPER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
WEED WHACKER viciously subdued RABIES in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
TUNNEL overpowered BETTER THAN YOU in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge fight.
KANGAROO JACK was luckily beaten by THUNDERFOX in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fight.
HOLLY subdued DAMION CORONA in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge competition.
CUNNING PRINCE devastated PRIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
CRACK IS CHEAP unbelievably bested CURIOUS GEORGE in a 8 minute master's bout.
PSYCHO BITCH won victory over SOPHIE VENOM in a action packed 1 minute master's bout.
SPEED MERCHANT was overcome by HARRY SELDON in a 1 minute master's bout.
THE THING bested CANIS LUPUS in a 2 minute veteran's Title brawl.
TROLLHATTAN was executed by RAZOR in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
SIN-EATER was overpowered by CHEESE STEAK in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
IRAQ overpowered BIG BANG in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
BOTTACELLI was luckily beaten by HICHAM in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.
PUD #5A viciously subdued HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM in a popular 4 minute veteran's bout.
WHIRLIGIG vanquished NIOLLIR in a action packed 3 minute one-sided match.
DIRTY DOG was savagely defeated by BYX in a 3 minute brutal bout.
BUSY BEE was vanquished by FULL OF HOT AIR in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
ILL OMEN was beaten by ALL FOUR WON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's fray.
EVIL ELMO unbelievably bested CARMELO in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
SNOW SPIDER was viciously subdued by CANTHUS in a popular 4 minute brutal fray.
WON MEAN KAT demolished BLASPHEMY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RESOLUTION overpowered SOURDOUGH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RESERVATION handily defeated DANLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HAND OF DOOM vanquished PUDGY PUSS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
AGGRESSION murdered BURIZA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CARMEN handily defeated PUD 126 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
WINNER was handily defeated by DUELMASTERS.COM in a 1 minute uneven match.
WOR beat JOHN DEERE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
SHORT-TEMER savagely defeated STEELE RABBIT in a exciting 2 minute bloody competition.
ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER was vanquished by SNOTMONSTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CULINARY demolished LAME DWAYNE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
UNHOLY GERBIL demolished PUD #28 in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
PUD 135 handily defeated RASCALLY MOOSE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
LO PAN handily defeated SOULTAKER in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched melee.
FOUR AND OUT luckily beat DESCARTES in a popular 3 minute battle.
RAKHARO lost to VANILLA PEPSI in a popular 1 minute bout.
THE BOBSTER overcame TGS3 in a 2 minute bout.
DELERIUM was handily defeated by NOT ADULT DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAXIMUM EFFORT savagely defeated DAVALON in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
CHANGING BUFFALO savagely defeated RAD in a 2 minute gory fight.
VAN DER HEARTT viciously subdued REDED DEVILSHOOTER in a 2 minute bloody contest.
FREAKIN GENIUS outlasted CHICKEN BLITZ in a monotonous 14 minute struggle.
FULL METAL JACKET demolished 12A 7D in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
8A 6D devastated LERNUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHAMIAS WILDROCK was unbelievably bested by SQUIRRELY in a popular 4 minute brawl.
1001 lost to SHARPSHOOTER in a 2 minute struggle.
CLEVELAND STEAMER was luckily beaten by SCUMMY LUNGER in a unpopular 9 minute fight.
STEAMING EARL bested PEST in a 3 minute bout.
KELSEY beat SALTY SUSAN in a 3 minute fight.
ASSURCABANA won victory over GENERAL FISTIMO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
AMISTUM outlasted STEVE'S IDEA in a popular 8 minute conflict.
MRS. BUTTERWORTH '91 devastated REMINGTON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHONTEY demolished TEST6 in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TITO TAILER overpowered RASPY F. NEWT in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
PROJECT won victory over DEVINNE in a exciting 3 minute duel.
WHATAWASTE was subdued by 0013 in a 1 minute beginner's battle.
SANDY defeated 0010 in a action packed 3 minute amateur vs. veteran upset fight.
WILDTRACKER beat 0011 in a 2 minute match.
HEARTSEEKER was subdued by GREEN FIVE in a 2 minute gory novice's bout.
TOWER overpowered 0002 in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
YELLOW SUBMARINE was unbelievably bested by WON TWO MANI in a 1 minute match.
SHADOWGATE was demolished by 0011 in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
MEMORY was overpowered by 0006 in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DISMAY handily defeated 0001 in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CAUTION lost to 0007 in a 1 minute beginner vs. veteran match.
DROPPING DECISE was overpowered by 0002 in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DRUNKEN EMAILS was overcome by BEFRIEND YODER in a exciting 5 minute duel.
TWINS was overpowered by AFFLICTION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided contest.
NUCLEAR CHILE was overpowered by 0002 in a action packed 3 minute one-sided match.
0007 outlasted CLOWN LOACH in a monotonous 12 minute bloody fray.
TOOTH RIPPER overpowered 0003 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLOODCRUNCHER vanquished 0012 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HARD DECISION won victory over 0008 in a exciting 1 minute fray.
HORROR was outwaited by TOKEN SCUM in a unpopular 12 minute bout.
ATYPICAL was subdued by KANGAROO JACKIE in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
DESPICABLE was beaten by MICHAEL JACKSON in a 2 minute novice's fight.
GURKA was handily defeated by IKE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
0005 beat BARRISTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
ABAGOR was slaughtered by 0001 in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
0004 viciously subdued TUBA in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
NOXIOUS VIBES was overpowered by LEON in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
COKE was overpowered by DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
STRIFE was devastated by PICKACHEW in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CORIOLIS savagely defeated 0001A in a 7 minute gruesome brawl.
SLUNT was vanquished by TROMBONE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
0004 was luckily beaten by KANGROO JACK@SS in a action packed 7 minute gory match.
HARRASS SANDY outwaited DA12 in a dull 15 minute fray.
FALLEN ANGEL overpowered ODIUM in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MOTHER MOUSE was subdued by LYCURGUS in a popular 1 minute amateur's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  53         TOTAL PARRY      172 - 117 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 43         WALL OF STEEL     69 -  57 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     31         AIMED BLOW        64 -  57 -  3      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 19         STRIKING ATTACK  139 - 139 - 12      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         SLASHING ATTACK   62 -  71 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         LUNGING ATTACK   166 - 219 - 10      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         BASHING ATTACK    39 -  59 -  2      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  27 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  18 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  12 -  0      25  |

Turn 121 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         9 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK    25 - 28         3  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY       18 - 13     PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   22 - 21     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         3  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    7 - 12         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    THE THING 25309            14   4  0  114 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK   PSYCHO BITCH 18670         11   7  1  102 SANDY TOO (2874)
STRIKING ATTACK  CURIOUS GEORGE 11330       10   2  0  101 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)
SLASHING ATTACK  IRAQ 20420                  7   0  0   91 MORE SUCK! (3197)
TOTAL PARRY      PUD #5A 20722              12   9  0   79 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)
PARRY-LUNGE      FULL OF HOT AIR 16328       7   6  0   62 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)
AIMED BLOW       BYX 24760                   4   1  0   59 FALLEN TERRORS (3951)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPEED MERCHANT 15079.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CURIOUS GEORGE 11330.  The ten other most popular fighters were STEVE'S IDEA 
11777, 0004 27457, GENERAL FISTIMO 25195, CANTHUS 20961, WEED WHACKER 13369, 
HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584, BOTTACELLI 22958, 0010 14731, NIOLLIR 9659, and SHAMIAS 
WILDROCK 26725.

The least popular fighter this week was HARRASS SANDY 27637.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DA12 19465, CHICKEN BLITZ 19632, FREAKIN GENIUS 19858, TOKEN 
SCUM 27555, CLOWN LOACH 27572, SCUMMY LUNGER 10774, CLEVELAND STEAMER 25002, HORROR 
15951, 0001A 24036, and ODIUM 15540.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) NEGATIVE CASH FLOW