DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/26/2004    Duedate: 07/09/2004

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 124

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UNOC
SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (1858)
(82-12676) [13-11-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UNOC                           OCE BULB
SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (1858)      FOAM MUGS (1059)
(82-12676) [13-11-0,114]       (82-7395) [6-2-0,92]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

UNOC                           KANGAROO JACKIE
SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (1858)      FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)
(82-12676) [13-11-0,114]       (82-27522) [4-0-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CLAN BATTLEAXE 10 (4621)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SUNNYDALE (1485)              42 
2. ETERNAL FALLACY (4744)        35    MORE SUCK! (3197)
3. DARK TOADS 03E (3051)         25    Unchartered Team
4. LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)       23 
5. DARK TOADS 030 (3506)         23    SAUNA TIME (3991)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MORE SUCK! (3197)         10   0  0 100.   1/ 9*CLAN BATTLEAXE 10 (4621)  5  3 0
 2/ 2*SAUNA TIME (3991)          7   0  0 100.   2/ 1 VERMIN!! (334)            5  4 1
 3- 3*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)   5   0  0 100.   3/27*DARK TOADS 03E (3051)     4  0 0
 4/ 5*FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)     4   0  0 100.   4/11 THE ALKIES (4639)         4  6 0
 5- 6*ORCISH MADMEN (3239)       3   0  0 100.   5/ 2*SAUNA TIME (3991)         3  0 0
 6/16*CLAN BATTLEAXE 8 (4628)    2   0  0 100.   6/ 5*FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    3  0 0
 7-10*FLYING DINGOS 20 (4482)    2   0  0 100.   7/ 6 MORE SUCK! (3197)         3  0 0
 8- 7*BORED AT THE FACE (4497)   2   0  0 100.   8/42*PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       3  0 0
 9/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749)  2   0  0 100.   9-10 BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      3  1 0
10-12*OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)     2   0  0 100.  10/55 THE CYCLOPS (4636)        3  6 0
11/ 0*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (3297)  2   0  0 100.  11/85*DARK TOADS 030 (3506)     2  0 1
12/ 0*PHILLY FTF (3634)          2   0  0 100.  12-34*BLITZKRIEG (2327)         2  0 1
13-15*JAN 2002 3 (2075)          2   0  0 100.  13/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 2  0 0
14/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0411 (4746)  1   0  0 100.  14-35*OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       2  0 0
15-24*SATAN'S ARMY (4637)        1   0  0 100.  15-16*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        2  0 0
16-18*DARK TOADS 04E (4392)      1   0  0 100.  16- 4*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  2  0 0
17/ 0*LUROCIANS LOADED 5 (4458)  1   0  0 100.  23/123*APR 2004D (4467)          2  0 0
18/ 0*UNO 4WF (4001)             1   0  0 100.  18-38*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4565) 2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0406 (4748)  1   0  0 100.  19-21 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       2  0 0
20/ 0*REALLY BAD THINGS (4165)   1   0  0 100.  20/75*CLAN BATTLEAXE 8 (4628)   2  0 0
21/ 0*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4079)  1   0  0 100.  21-23*ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)    2  0 0
22-23*THE BROTHERHOOD 92 (4522)  1   0  0 100.  22/80*GOLDEN ROBES (3233)       2  0 0
23/ 0*THIRST THUGS 0401 (4745)   1   0  0 100.  23/24 BIG TROUBLE (2504)        2  0 0
24/ 0*BEN GAY (4121)             1   0  0 100.  24-26*WHAT NOT TO DO (2780)     2  0 0
25-28*STONE FURY (3207)          1   0  0 100.  08/108 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 2  0 0
26-25*THE BROTHERHOOD 90 (3651)  1   0  0 100.  26-52*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      2  0 0
27-29*BLOOD ANGELS (3760)        1   0  0 100.  11/111 GRAND COUNCIL (832)       2  0 0
28-30*WORD BEARERS (3762)        1   0  0 100.  12/112*FOAM MUGS (1059)          2  0 0
29-32*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)        1   0  0 100.  29/ 0 SUNNYDALE (1485)          2  0 0
30-33*OUTTA TURNS (1702)         1   0  0 100.  30/ 3*MORE IN 82 (4196)         2  1 0
31-37*SWEET SITES (2581)         6   1  0 85.7  50/150 B5 2 (4316)               2  1 0
32-38*WHAT NOT TO DO (2780)      6   1  0 85.7  32/37*FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   2  1 0
33-39*ANGELS REBORN (1746)       6   1  0 85.7  33/40 PHILLY (3184)             2  1 0
34-40 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    11   2  0 84.6  34/39*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   2  1 0
35-42*OHIO EXPRESS (3993)        5   1  0 83.3  35/44*CROSS BREED! (3837)       2  1 0
36-43*ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)     4   1  1 80.0  36/50 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    2  1 0
37-47*SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715)  7   2  0 77.8  37/46 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   2  1 0
38/41 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   10   3  0 76.9  38/ 8*OCT 2002 (2543)           2  1 0
39/36*ONE OF MANY (4203)         6   2  0 75.0  39/45 MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   2  1 0
40-49*INQUISITION 0305 (3013)    6   2  0 75.0  59/159 SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2680) 2  1 0
41/65*DARK TOADS 03E (3051)      6   2  0 75.0  30/130*BRIAN LOCK (2905)         2  1 0
42/57*THE WILLBURYS L (1497)     6   2  0 75.0  42/49 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   2  1 0
43/74*DARK TOADS 030 (3506)      3   1  1 75.0  39/139 SACRED SCEPTRE (1643)     2  1 0
44/ 4*SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264)  3   1  0 75.0  44/53*THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    2  1 0
45/72*FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)    3   1  0 75.0  45/54 THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   2  1 0
46-52*THE WILLBURYS W (1778)     3   1  0 75.0  46/12*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   2  2 0
47-53 DINO DUDES II (1263)       8   3  0 72.7  47-14 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  2  2 0
48-55*BLITZKRIEG III (2410)      5   2  0 71.4  48-58 CYNICAL DELUSIONS (4519)  2  3 0
49/61 SACRED SCEPTRE (1643)     12   5  0 70.6  49/13 OUTSIDERS (898)           2  3 0
50/46*MORE IN 82 (4196)          7   3  0 70.0  50/59 VERMIN! (1901)            2  4 0
51-59 HER ALTEREGO (3659)        7   3  0 70.0  51-60 KNIGHTS OF QUALITY (4586) 1  0 1
52/81*PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)        6   3  0 66.7  52/ 0*LAZY DM (3300)            1  0 1
53/83*PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)    6   3  0 66.7  53-15 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829) 1  0 1
54-64*SATAN'S KINGDOM (3069)     6   3  0 66.7  24-124*APR 2004E (4468)          1  0 0
55/85*FOAM MUGS (1059)           6   3  0 66.7  55/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0411 (4746) 1  0 0
56/93*BRIAN LOCK (2905)          4   2  1 66.7  56/62*FUNDIES (4285)            1  0 0
57/ 0*HOMIES (2783)              4   2  0 66.7  57-67*DARK TOADS 04E (4392)     1  0 0
58-66*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498)  4   2  0 66.7  58/ 0*LUROCIANS LOADED 5 (4458) 1  0 0
59-68*BLITZKRIEG (2327)          2   1  1 66.7  59/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0406 (4748) 1  0 0
60-71*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)         2   1  0 66.7  60/ 0*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4079) 1  0 0
30/130*APR 2004D (4467)           2   1  0 66.7  61-19*FLYING DINGOS 20 (4482)   1  0 0
36/136*FUNDIES (4285)             2   1  0 66.7  62-20*BORED AT THE FACE (4497)  1  0 0
63-69*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4565)  2   1  0 66.7  63-68*THE BROTHERHOOD 92 (4522) 1  0 0
64-70*LBA: SPEILBURG FAN (4268)  2   1  0 66.7  64/ 0*BEN GAY (4121)            1  0 0
65/ 8*LBA:  MANILOW FANS (4269)  2   1  0 66.7  65/ 0*REALLY BAD THINGS (4165)  1  0 0
38/138*GOLDEN ROBES (3233)        2   1  0 66.7  66/ 0*UNO 4WF (4001)            1  0 0
67/13*OCT 2001 2 (1813)          2   1  0 66.7  67-77*SATAN'S ARMY (4637)       1  0 0
43/143*OCT 2001 3 (1814)          2   1  0 66.7  68-18*LBA: SPEILBURG FAN (4268) 1  0 0
69/14*JAN 2002 (2073)            2   1  0 66.7  69/ 0*THIRST THUGS 0401 (4745)  1  0 0
70/80 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    11   6  1 64.7  56-156 THE WRETCHED (3963)       1  0 0
71-77*THE ACCURSED (3071)        9   5  0 64.3  71-84*STONE FURY (3207)         1  0 0
72-79 RESCUE ME (2667)          12   7  2 63.2  72- 7*ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      1  0 0
73/56*SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599)  5   3  0 62.5  73-22*OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    1  0 0
74/78 THE CYCLOPS (4636)        89  54  7 62.2  74/ 0*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (3297) 1  0 0
75-87 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2829)  8   5  1 61.5  75/ 0*PHILLY FTF (3634)         1  0 0
76/63 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826)  8   5  0 61.5  76-79*THE BROTHERHOOD 90 (3651) 1  0 0
77/89 THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   52  33  3 61.2  77-88*BLOOD ANGELS (3760)       1  0 0
78/98 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 23  15  0 60.5  78-89*WORD BEARERS (3762)       1  0 0
79-91 C. U. LATER (2674)         6   4  0 60.0  79-25*SWEET SITES (2581)        1  0 0
80-92*SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)      3   2  2 60.0  80-94*FAITHFUL FIVE (2549)      1  0 0
81-95*SATAN'S AQUARIUM (4599)    3   2  0 60.0  81-93 RESCUE ME (2667)          1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/ 0*NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)    3   2  0 60.0  82/ 0*NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)   1  0 0
83-96*DARK TOADS 03F (3048)      3   2  0 60.0  32-132*INQUISITION 0305 (3013)   1  0 0
84-97*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)       3   2  0 60.0  33-133*ENIGMA 17 (3043)          1  0 0
02/102 GRAND COUNCIL (832)       19  13  1 59.4  29-129*BLITZKRIEG IV (2406)      1  0 0
86-99 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2274) 10   7  1 58.8  86/ 0*1966 RAIDERS (1930)       1  0 0
01/101 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (294)   25  19  3 56.8  87-31*JAN 2002 3 (2075)         1  0 0
09/109 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)    9   7  0 56.2  42-142 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2274) 1  0 0
04-104 DEATH STALKERS (2995)    252 200 18 55.8  89/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (1858) 1  0 0
16/116*NOSEY (4239)               5   4  0 55.6  41-141 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    1  0 0
17/117*CROSS BREED! (3837)        5   4  0 55.6  02-102*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       1  0 0
92/82*PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)        5   4  0 55.6  06-106*OUTTA TURNS (1702)        1  0 0
93/84*OCT 2002 (2543)            5   4  0 55.6  93-29 ENIGMA 3 (1962)           1  0 0
06-106*FAITHFUL FIVE (2549)       5   4  0 55.6  01-101*ANGELS REBORN (1746)      1  0 0
05-105*ENIGMA 17 (3043)           5   4  0 55.6  37-137*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      1  0 0
03/103 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   16  13  0 55.2  96/ 0*FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (2181)  1  0 0
08-108*TOADS OF AMBER II (1941)  11   9  1 55.0  97-33*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498) 1  0 0
98/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (1858) 13  11  0 54.2  46-146*SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 1  0 0
99/ 0 SUNNYDALE (1485)         111 101  1 52.4  18-118*CLAN BATTLEAXE 4 (4624)   1  1 1
11-111 JOKA MASHER (302)        212 197  6 51.8  48-148*WHETSTONE 2B (2108)       1  1 1
12-112 BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      16  15  0 51.6  01/17*SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264) 1  1 0
13-113 KNIGHTS OF QUALITY (4586) 73  70  6 51.0  52/152*SHOTGUN & ROUGE (4411)    1  1 0
14/114 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   34  33  2 50.7  03/74*CLAN BATTLEAXE VI (4622)  1  1 0
50/150 OUTSIDERS (898)           12  12  2 50.0  21-121*CLAN BATTLEAXE 3 (4623)   1  1 0
10/110 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     11  11  0 50.0  22-122*POWER PLAY (4037)         1  1 0
15-115 THE WILLBURYS C (1434)     9   9  0 50.0  83/183*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699) 1  1 0
07/ 0*1966 RAIDERS (1930)        3   3  1 50.0  14/214*FORGOTTEN PIMPS (3204)    1  1 0
08/94*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)    3   3  0 50.0  55-155 HER ALTEREGO (3659)       1  1 0
09/ 0*FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (2181)   3   3  0 50.0  09/87*DARK TOADS 03A1 (3702)    1  1 0
22-122*WHETSTONE 2B (2108)        2   2  1 50.0  13/213*INQUISITION PHL030 (3308) 1  1 0
86/186*FLYING DINGOS 18 (4480)    2   2  0 50.0  11/91*THE RECKONING (3230)      1  1 0
87/187*FLYING DINGOS 21 (4481)    2   2  0 50.0  36/136 LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     1  1 0
13/73*UNO 4WI (4003)             2   2  0 50.0  13-47*DARK TOADS 03F (3048)     1  1 0
14/75*DARK TOADS 03A1 (3702)     2   2  0 50.0  35-135*BLITZKRIEG III (2410)     1  1 0
26-126*CLAN BATTLEAXE 4 (4624)    1   1  1 50.0  07/107*ZEROOOOOOO (2379)         1  1 0
35-135*DEATH MOOSE ARMADA (4595)  1   1  0 50.0  03/103*GEM SKULL SCEPTRE (2377)  1  1 0
29-129*APR 2004E (4468)           1   1  0 50.0  17/30*JAN 2002 (2073)           1  1 0
18/17*CLAN BATTLEAXE VI (4622)   1   1  0 50.0  60-160*THE WILLBURYS S (1782)    1  1 0
37-137*CLAN BATTLEAXE 3 (4623)    1   1  0 50.0  19/28*OCT 2001 2 (1813)         1  1 0
32-132*POWER PLAY (4037)          1   1  0 50.0  40/140*OCT 2001 3 (1814)         1  1 0
31-131*REALLY BORING FACE (4495)  1   1  0 50.0  86/186*APR 2002 (2203)           1  1 0
40-140*WINDS OF FURY (3208)       1   1  0 50.0  87/187*APR 2002 7 (2216)         1  1 0
23/26*THE RECKONING (3230)       1   1  0 50.0  09/109*HITLIST 85 (1710)         1  1 0
39/239*FORGOTTEN PIMPS (3204)     1   1  0 50.0  24-56 LAWN ORDER (1958)         1  1 0
41-141*BLITZKRIEG IV (2406)       1   1  0 50.0  44-144 NASCAR NINJAS (1590)      1  1 0
42-142*OCT 2002 III (2545)        1   1  0 50.0  90/190*JAN 2001 4 (1151)         1  1 0
27/34*HITLIST 85 (1710)          1   1  0 50.0  43-143 DINO DUDES II (1263)      1  1 0
45-145*JULY 2001 3 (1569)         1   1  0 50.0  29/229 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   1  1 0
46-146 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       16  17  1 48.5  20/120*WASH OF PAIN (3202)       1  2 1
30/ 0 RESSURRECTION (2508)      12  13  1 48.0  53/153*FLYING DINGOS 18 (4480)   1  2 0
48/148 HEAVEN (2551)             61  67  4 47.7  54/154*FLYING DINGOS 21 (4481)   1  2 0
49/149 CLAN BATTLEAXE (296)      36  40  1 47.4  32/36*ONE OF MANY (4203)        1  2 0
51-151 CRIMSON SCEPTRE (833)      9  10  1 47.4  49/149*NOSEY (4239)              1  2 0
53-153 CYNICAL DELUSIONS (4519)  56  65  3 46.3  51/151*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333) 1  2 0
47/147 THE ALKIES (4639)         31  36  2 46.3  35/41 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       1  2 0
55-155 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     35  41  0 46.1  36/43*PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       1  2 0
56/156 VERMIN! (1901)           137 163  5 45.7  37/48 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   1  2 0
66/166 PHILLY (3184)              9  11  0 45.0  71/171 BREAD (3148)              1  2 0
63/163 SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2680) 13  16  1 44.8  39/51*SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599) 1  2 0
40/ 0*THE INQUISITION II (1751)  4   5  1 44.4  73/173 METAL BUNNIES (1436)      1  2 0
60-160 SHAVE MY POODLE (3255)    83 104  0 44.4  63/163 BRAINIAC (303)            1  2 0
62/162 VERMIN!! (334)           148 193  7 43.4  65-165 DEATH STALKERS (2995)     1  3 0
43/ 0 MILCHAMAH (4683)         175 232 17 43.0  61-161*THE ACCURSED (3071)       1  3 0
59/159 MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)    9  12  1 42.9  62-162*DRJ & THE WOMEN (1445)    1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/119*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333)  3   4  0 42.9  45/57 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     1  3 0
68/168 BRAINIAC (303)            71  99  2 41.8  64-164*PSYCHIC DECK (3621)       1  5 0
67-167 HITLIST XXVIII (4598)     10  14  2 41.7  66-166 LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     0  4 0
48/ 0 A UNIT IX (1014)          43  61  8 41.3  68-168 SHAVE MY POODLE (3255)    0  4 0
69-169 BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  32  48  1 40.0  67-167 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       0  4 0
72-172*SPICE RACK (3989)          2   3  0 40.0  81/181*HOPELESS THREATS (3227)   0  3 0
00/200*INQUISITION PHL030 (3308)  2   3  0 40.0  58/158 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826) 0  3 0
75-175*THE WILLBURYS S (1782)     2   3  0 40.0  72/172*THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    0  3 0
53/ 0*TRIP TO TEMPE (711)        2   3  0 40.0  78-178*THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (4527) 0  2 0
76-176 LAWN ORDER (1958)         11  17  2 39.3  19/119*APR 2004 (4463)           0  2 0
84/184*CLAN BATTLEAXE 10 (4621)   5   8  0 38.5  74-174*ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)    0  2 0
77-177 NASCAR NINJAS (1590)      11  18  1 37.9  23/223 HEAVEN (2551)             0  2 0
78-178 JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       72 118 16 37.9  31/131 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919) 0  2 0
58/ 0*TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)     3   5  0 37.5  84-184*SATAN'S KINGDOM (3069)    0  2 0
65/165*GEM SKULL SCEPTRE (2377)   3   5  0 37.5  57-157 C. U. LATER (2674)        0  2 0
93/193 BREAD (3148)               5   9  0 35.7  88-188*BLITZKRIEG VII (2050)     0  2 0
91/191 BIG TROUBLE (2504)         5   9  0 35.7  89-189*TOADS OF AMBER II (1941)  0  2 0
82/182 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    106 194  4 35.3  24/224*HITLIST 83 (1711)         0  2 0
83-183 THE QUAM SQUAD (627)       6  12  0 33.3  32/232 IDEAL HOPE (1057)         0  2 0
71/171*ZEROOOOOOO (2379)          2   4  1 33.3  39/239 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (294)   0  2 0
73/173*SHOTGUN & ROUGE (4411)     2   4  0 33.3  40/240 CLAN BATTLEAXE (296)      0  2 0
27/127*APR 2004 (4463)            1   2  1 33.3  02-202*WE NEED A HERO (4137)     0  1 0
67/ 0*LAZY DM (3300)             1   2  1 33.3  75-175*APR 2004A (4464)          0  1 0
23/223*APR 2002 (2203)            1   2  0 33.3  68/64*UNO 4WI (4003)            0  1 0
24/224*APR 2002 7 (2216)          1   2  0 33.3  96-196*INQUISITION 2004 2 (4083) 0  1 0
25/225*JAN 2001 4 (1151)          1   2  0 33.3  70-170*APR 2004B (4465)          0  1 0
03/203 METAL BUNNIES (1436)       3   7  1 30.0  00-200*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4531) 0  1 0
04/204 B5 2 (4316)                3   7  0 30.0  01-201*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4533) 0  1 0
90/190 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)        5  12  0 29.4  76-176*SPICE RACK (3989)         0  1 0
95-195 THE WRETCHED (3963)       22  54  3 28.9  25-125*REALLY BORING FACE (4495) 0  1 0
92/192 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919)  4  10  0 28.6  75/73*LBA:  MANILOW FANS (4269) 0  1 0
97-197 ENIGMA 3 (1962)            9  23  0 28.1  76/ 0*ETERNAL FALLACY (4744)    0  1 0
94/194 IDEAL HOPE (1057)          3   8  0 27.3  77/ 0*ALMOST 2 (4163)           0  1 0
99-199*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305)  1   3  0 25.0  77-177*SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     0  1 0
01-201*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)       1   3  0 25.0  79/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 0  1 0
80/ 0*LUROCIANS XX (2291)        1   3  0 25.0  82-182*SIZE ISSUES (3844)        0  1 0
02-202*DRJ & THE WOMEN (1445)     1   3  0 25.0  06-206*WINDS OF FURY (3208)      0  1 0
05-205*PSYCHIC DECK (3621)        2   7  0 22.2  12-212*FANATICAL KILLERS (3231)  0  1 0
98/198*WASH OF PAIN (3202)        1   4  1 20.0  11-211*BROOKMERE (3200)          0  1 0
07-207*FAST FAST FOOD (3044)      3  13  0 18.7  84/ 0*TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    0  1 0
10/210*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699)  2   9  0 18.2  85/ 0*LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)   0  1 0
86/ 0*LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)    3  14  0 17.6  26-126*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305) 0  1 0
87/ 0*ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)      1   5  0 16.7  87/ 0*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306) 0  1 0
06/206*THE WILLBURYS X (1781)     1   5  0 16.7  88/ 0*THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)   0  1 0
09-209 AL-GHAZIS (2429)           6  36  2 14.3  80-180*COLLEGE RADIO #3 (3878)   0  1 0
90/ 0*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306)  0   4  0  0.0  10-210*SAVAGE VIRTUE (3228)      0  1 0
14/214*HOPELESS THREATS (3227)    0   4  0  0.0  91/ 0*ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)     0  1 0
12-212*SIZE ISSUES (3844)         0   4  0  0.0  19-219 AL-GHAZIS (2429)          0  1 0
13-213*APR 2004B (4465)           0   3  0  0.0  93/ 0*HOMIES (2783)             0  1 0
94/ 0*THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)    0   3  0  0.0  85-185*FAST FAST FOOD (3044)     0  1 0
15-215*BLITZKRIEG VII (2050)      0   3  0  0.0  95/ 0*WHETSTONE 2MO (2825)      0  1 0
16-216*ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)     0   2  0  0.0  96/ 0 RESSURRECTION (2508)      0  1 0
19-219*APR 2004A (4464)           0   2  0  0.0  28-128*OCT 2002 III (2545)       0  1 0
20-220*THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (4527)  0   2  0  0.0  38-138*THE WILLBURYS W (1778)    0  1 0
22-222*COLLEGE RADIO #3 (3878)    0   2  0  0.0  99/ 0*LUROCIANS XX (2291)       0  1 0
41/241*HITLIST 83 (1711)          0   2  0  0.0  00/ 0*THE INQUISITION II (1751) 0  1 0
27-227*WE NEED A HERO (4137)      0   1  0  0.0  33-233 CRIMSON SCEPTRE (833)     0  1 0
02/ 0*ALMOST 2 (4163)            0   1  0  0.0  02/ 0 A UNIT IX (1014)          0  1 0
26-226*INQUISITION 2004 2 (4083)  0   1  0  0.0  34-234*JAN 2001 3 (1150)         0  1 0
04/ 0*ETERNAL FALLACY (4744)     0   1  0  0.0  91-191 THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    0  1 0
31-231*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4531)  0   1  0  0.0  45-145*JULY 2001 3 (1569)        0  1 0
06/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747)  0   1  0  0.0  41-241 JOKA MASHER (302)         0  1 0
32-232*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4533)  0   1  0  0.0  42-242 THE QUAM SQUAD (627)      0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
37-237*FANATICAL KILLERS (3231)   0   1  0  0.0  08/ 0*TRIP TO TEMPE (711)       0  1 0
38-238*BROOKMERE (3200)           0   1  0  0.0  16-72 HITLIST XXVIII (4598)     0  0 0
33-233*SAVAGE VIRTUE (3228)       0   1  0  0.0  04-204*DEATH MOOSE ARMADA (4595) 0  0 0
11/ 0*WHETSTONE 2MO (2825)       0   1  0  0.0  58-358*SATAN'S AQUARIUM (4599)   0  0 0
43-243*JAN 2001 3 (1150)          0   1  0  0.0  66/ 0 MILCHAMAH (4683)          0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in DWES EG this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  It seems the training can make the difference, as 
VERMIN!! is pushed out of top team by CLAN BATTLEAXE 10, who came from 9th with a 
2-2-0 this turn.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  DARK 
TOADS 03E has turned a 2-0-0 into 3rd place from 27th.  Give me the recipe!  I want 
to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as 
PUDS AGAIN 6's 6-3-0 has earned them 8th place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for THE CYCLOPS tonight, to honor their rise 
to 10th after this turns 1-4-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  DARK TOADS 030 has turned a 1-0-1 into 11th place from 85th.  Give me 
the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging 
Aardvark, seeing as APR 2004D's 2-1-0 has earned them 17th place in the ranks.  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for CLAN BATTLEAXE 8 
tonight, to honor their rise to 20th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  GOLDEN ROBES has turned a 1-0-0 into 
22nd place from 80th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as SUPERIOR FORCES 3201's 23-15-0 
has earned them 25th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is 
buying the drinks for GRAND COUNCIL tonight, to honor their rise to 27th after this 
turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Swinging Aardvark, seeing as FOAM MUGS' 6-3-0 has earned them 28th place in the 
ranks.  MORE IN 82 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 3rd to 30th 
this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  B5 2 has turned a 1-0-0 into 31st place from 150th.  Give me 
the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging 
Aardvark, seeing as ANOTHER DIABLO?'s 11-6-1 has earned them 36th place in the ranks. 
It doesn't rain, but it pours for OCT 2002 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 30 flight 
drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for SUPERIOR FORCES A201 tonight, to honor 
their rise to 40th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  BRIAN LOCK has turned a 1-0-0 into 41st place from 130th.  
Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Swinging Aardvark, seeing as SACRED SCEPTRE's 12-5-0 has earned them 43rd place in 
the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to FLYING DINGOS 
98 for their drop to 46th from 12th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it 
pours for OUTSIDERS this turn, a 1-0-0 causing a 36 flight drop in the team rankings. 
Hand that team a dry towel.  SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR must be either in pain, or numb, 
having dropped from 17th to 101st this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for SHOTGUN & ROUGE 
tonight, to honor their rise to 102nd after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't 
rain, but it pours for CLAN BATTLEAXE VI this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 29 flight drop 
in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  INQUISITION PHL0S0 II has turned a 1-0-0 into 106th place 
from 183rd.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying 
the drinks for FORGOTTEN PIMPS tonight, to honor their rise to 107th after this turns 
1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to DARK TOADS 
03A1 for their drop to 109th from 87th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I want to know who's 
buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as INQUISITION 
PHL0308's 2-3-0 has earned them 110th place in the ranks.  THE RECKONING must be 
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 91st to 111th this turn, with a 0-1-0 
acting as the weight.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks 
for LBA:ELVIS FANS tonight, to honor their rise to 112th after this turns 0-1-0.  
Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for GEM SKULL SCEPTRE this turn, a 0-1-0 causing 
a 13 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences 
(or sneers, as the case may be) go out to JAN 2002 for their drop to 117th from 30th. 
A 0-1-0 can do that.  OCT 2001 2 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 
28th to 119th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Now, what did these guys 
have for breakfast this morning?  OCT 2001 3 has turned a 1-0-0 into 120th place from 
140th.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the 
drinks for APR 2002 tonight, to honor their rise to 121st after this turns 1-0-0.  
Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging 
Aardvark, seeing as APR 2002 7's 1-2-0 has earned them 122nd place in the ranks.  Our 
condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to HITLIST 85 for their drop to 
123rd from 109th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is 
buying the drinks for JAN 2001 4 tonight, to honor their rise to 126th after this 
turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  THE 
WILLBURYS 47 has turned a 1-0-0 into 128th place from 229th.  Give me the recipe!  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing 
as FLYING DINGOS 18's 2-2-0 has earned them 130th place in the ranks.  I understand 
that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for FLYING DINGOS 21 tonight, to 
honor their rise to 131st after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it 
pours for ONE OF MANY this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 96 flight drop in the team 
rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for 
who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as NOSEY's 5-4-0 has earned them 133rd 
place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  
SUPERIOR FORCES B304 has turned a 0-1-0 into 134th place from 151st.  Give me the 
recipe!  PUDS AGAIN 1 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 41st to 
135th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as 
the case may be) go out to PUDS AGAIN 8 for their drop to 136th from 43rd.  A 0-1-0 
can do that.  MORE NEW TEAMS 1 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 
48th to 137th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I want to know who's 
buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as BREAD's 5-9-0 
has earned them 138th place in the ranks.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for SUPERIOR 
FORCES 1W this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 88 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand 
that team a dry towel.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks 
for METAL BUNNIES tonight, to honor their rise to 140th after this turns 1-0-0.  
Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging 
Aardvark, seeing as BRAINIAC's 71-99-2 has earned them 141st place in the ranks.  
OUTA THIS WORLD must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 57th to 145th 
this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  HOPELESS THREATS has turned a 0-1-0 into 150th place from 
181st.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight 
at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as THE WILLBURYS X's 1-5-0 has earned them 152nd 
place in the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to APR 
2004 for their drop to 154th from 119th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for HEAVEN tonight, to honor their rise to 
156th after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  SUPERIOR FORCES 3301 must be either in pain, or 
numb, having dropped from 131st to 157th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the 
weight.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  HITLIST 83 has 
turned a 0-1-0 into 162nd place from 224th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as IDEAL 
HOPE's 3-8-0 has earned them 163rd place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for CLAN BATTLEAXE II tonight, to honor their 
rise to 164th after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  CLAN BATTLEAXE has turned a 0-1-0 into 165th place from 
240th.  Give me the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for UNO 4WI this turn, a 
0-1-0 causing a 104 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
LBA:  MANILOW FANS must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 73rd to 175th 
this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  And let's see, ON THE WASHER fought 
MAXIMUM EFFORT and gained 39 points and contributed to SUNNYDALE's 2-0-0.  0004 has 
lost to NITRO FERGUESON, falling 17 points, while helping make OCT 2001 2 a 0-1-0 
turn.  Due to his absence and inability to defend the throne, WHIRLIGIG has lost the 
title of Duelmaster.  And not without some honor, UNOC now claims the title and 
throne of Duelmaster of DWES EG.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from 
unimpeachable sources that The Swinging Aardvark uses trolls in their stew.  Talk 
about gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  VERMIN!! has cause to stand tall, as they 
were DWES EG's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And 
avoiding VERMIN!! more than any other team we find DARK TOADS 03E.  DWES EG, are we 
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take notice that 
IRAQ from MORE SUCK! was DWES EG's most challenged warrior this turn.  In a fit of 
brilliance or of stupidity (hard to say sometimes), ABSOLUT challenged IRAQ today, 
facing a 38 difference in recognition.  Well, ABSOLUT was bested by IRAQ, but ABSOLUT 
gained 1 in recognition for hers efforts.  Thank goodness for small favors.  In a 
brave attempt, CATHERINE from DARK TOADS 030 challenged up 21 points to fight PUD #28 
from the MORE NEW TEAMS 6 stable.  CATHERINE perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing 
as she killed PUD #28 and ended up with 56 recognition points.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  PUD #28 has departed DWES EG, leaving MORE NEW TEAMS 6 without their 
6-6-1 warrior.  Question, just what was his team doing at the taverns last night?  
We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know 
who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in DWES EG and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNOC 12676                   13  11    114         SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (1858) 

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEESE STEAK 20346            9   8    112         PHILLY (3184)             
-HICHAM 18389                  6   5  1 110         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2829)
-CURIOUS GEORGE 11330         11   2    109         DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    
 IRAQ 20420                   10   0    109         MORE SUCK! (3197)         
-DEMON CARD 11295             10   1    107         SACRED SCEPTRE (1643)     
 ORAL B 10020                 12   1    105         SUNNYDALE (1485)          
 GUARDIAN 16527                7   5    100         RESSURRECTION (2508)      
 DILLIGAF 10340               10   7     96         THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   
-THE THING 25309              14   5     95         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
 OLYSSES 28478                20   9     93         THE CYCLOPS (4636)        
 OCE BULB 7395                 6   2     92         FOAM MUGS (1059)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HEDKURK BUTBLSTR 8649         8   3     89         DINO DUDES II (1263)      
-0005 13980                    2   0     86         JAN 2002 3 (2075)         
-TV EATS MY LIFE 17438        12   7  2  81         RESCUE ME (2667)          
 BIG BANG 18009               11  17  2  80         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
-ILL OMEN 15166               10   7  1  80         SUPERIOR FORCES 321 (2274)
 DYNAMO 24403                  6   3     79         PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   
-GLADFIRE 14418                8  10     78         ENIGMA 3 (1962)           
 BACCHUS 28480                20   9  3  76         THE CYCLOPS (4636)        
 BUSY BEE 12963               13  17     76         VERMIN! (1901)            
 ON THE WASHER 10019           5   2     75         SUNNYDALE (1485)          
-WEED WHACKER 13369            7   6     71         LAWN ORDER (1958)         
 NERO 5969                     6   6  1  71         GRAND COUNCIL (832)       
 PUD #5A 20722                13  11     70         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
 ABSOLUT 28501                 6   5     69         THE ALKIES (4639)         
-INFAMOUS 12943                8   4     68         BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      
 ALL FOUR WON 10700            5   6  1  68         THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   
-RABIES 19328                 13  16     67         DEATH STALKERS (2995)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AKIRA EARNHARDT 10884         6   5     66         NASCAR NINJAS (1590)      
-DUELMASTERS.COM 16969         6   1     66         SWEET SITES (2581)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIRTY DOG 5294                7   2     65         SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 
-NIOLLIR 9659                  6   4     64         THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    
 0002 13973                    2   1     64         JAN 2002 (2073)           
 PUDGY PUSS 2320               9  21  1  63         VERMIN!! (334)            
-MALCONTENT 28143              5   0     63         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
-ONE MAN GANG 24178            4   1  1  63         ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)    
 HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584    11  11     62         LBA:ELVIS FANS (2519)     
-HOPE 11990                    6   1     62         ANGELS REBORN (1746)      
 EVIL ELMO 10108               6   2     61         THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    
 LO PAN 16511                  5   5     61         BIG TROUBLE (2504)        
-BAZRIK 14191                  2   2  1  61         WHETSTONE 2B (2108)       
-0006 10660                    1   1     60         JULY 2001 3 (1569)        
-SHAME 12944                   4   3     59         BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      
 CARMELO 17510                 8   8     58         SUPERIOR FORCES A20 (2680)
-ADD 6 TO SPD 18137            6   1     58         WHAT NOT TO DO (2780)     
-CAPT STUCKEYVILL 20730        8   9     57         SHAVE MY POODLE (3255)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STEELE RABBIT 9666            3   7  1  56         METAL BUNNIES (1436)      
 CATHERINE 22124               3   1  1  56         DARK TOADS 030 (3506)     
 FULL OF HOT AIR 16328         9   7     55         SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   
 RASTEPUTZ 28504               9   5  1  54         THE ALKIES (4639)         
-BOTTACELLI 22958              7   2     54         HER ALTEREGO (3659)       
 I-10 5256                     2   3     53         TRIP TO TEMPE (711)       
-VINDICTIVE CUR 28152          3   4  1  52         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
-SHONTEY 26746                 4   0     51         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  
-SIR QUAMALOT 4630             6   4     50         THE QUAM SQUAD (627)      
 PUD 126 22024                 6   3     50         PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       
-FULL METAL JACKET 12141       4   1     50         Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)
 PUD 100 22001                 5  12     49         PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       
 PUD 135 22036                 5   4     49         PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       
 CARMEN 18936                  4  10     48         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2919)
 ICHIRO TRICKLE 19442          3   2     48         NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)   
 FREAKIN GENIUS 19858          7   4     47         ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    
-CULINARY 17479                6   4     46         C. U. LATER (2674)        
 0007 12403                    2   1     46         OCT 2001 3 (1814)         
-INFERNAL 15972                5   2     45         BLITZKRIEG III (2410)     
 NOT ADULT DIAPERS 26502       2   1     45         FUNDIES (4285)            
-DEALIE BOPPER 18881           6  19     43         BUENO FER NADA II (2909)  
-BLASPHEMY 24825               5  10     43         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
 UNHOLY GERBIL 24046           5   4     43         CROSS BREED! (3837)       
 REAVER 28395                  2   1     42         CLAN BATTLEAXE 10 (4621)  
 0004 12395                    2   1     41         OCT 2001 2 (1813)         
 FOUR AND OUT 26049            7   2     40         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
 PUD #20 19855                 7   3     40         MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   
 MAXIMUM EFFORT 11013          5   3     40         SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599) 
 SNOTMONSTER 26261             5   4     40         NOSEY (4239)              
 CONSTITUTION ROOM 22818       2   0     40         PHILLY FTF (3634)         
-0007 16740                    1   1     40         OCT 2002 III (2545)       
-PING PETTY 10882              5   7  1  39         NASCAR NINJAS (1590)      
 JIM OTTO 13229                3   3  1  39         1966 RAIDERS (1930)       
 SOURDOUGH 20160               3   8     38         BREAD (3148)              
 DRUCILLA 23240                2   2     38         DARK TOADS 03A1 (3702)    
-SIR FERDUDE 28155             1   0  1  38         KNIGHTS OF QUALITY (4586) 
 STEAMING EARL 24992           7   0     37         SAUNA TIME (3991)         
-VALIANT TITMOUSE 19760        3   2     37         SATAN'S KINGDOM (3069)    
 DEADLA 20623                  2   2     37         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2263)
 GORDO 19668                   4   2     36         DARK TOADS 03E (3051)     
-SEX CAMEL 25548               3   2  2  36         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
 FROZBOZ 14622                 3   3     36         FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (2181)  
 MRS. BUTTERWORTH '91 26394    3   1     35         SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR (4264)
 SIDUS 29074                   0   1     35         ETERNAL FALLACY (4744)    
 VAN DER HEARTT 18376          4   4     34         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2826)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE BIZZLE 18151              4   2     34         HOMIES (2783)             

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KANGAROO JACKIE 27522         4   0     33         FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    
 DESCARTES 23745               2   5     33         BRAINIAC (303)            
-BEAU 25059                    2   1     33         6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        
 TOKEN SCUM 27555              2   2     32         FLYING DINGOS 21 (4481)   
 SHASTA 12064                  4   5  1  31         THE INQUISITION III (1751)
 12A 7D 26666                  3   7     31         B5 2 (4316)               
 0010 14731                    1   2     31         APR 2002 (2203)           
 AULIC II 7061                 5   7  2  30         A UNIT IX (1014)          
 DROOLING GOOBER 18853         4   2  1  30         BRIAN LOCK (2905)         
-ATYPICAL 28041                2   1     30         SUPERIOR FORCES 340 (4565)
-ALAKAZAM 22705                2   1     30         PSYCHIC DECK (3621)       
 0011 27469                    2   1     30         APR 2004D (4467)          
 WON TWO MANI 27544            3   1     29         FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   
 3-LEGGED SKINK 22717          3  10     29         VERMIN!! (334)            
-LAME DWAYNE 12534             3   2     29         ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      
 KINAR 28432                   2   0     29         CLAN BATTLEAXE 8 (4628)   
 MIRRORSHADE 15771             2   4     29         SACRED SCEPTRE (1643)     
 0001A 24036                   1   2     29         APR 2002 7 (2216)         
 WARRIOR 1 22691               3   5     28         TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    
-BLOODCRUNCHER 20643           2   0     28         ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      
-SAVING PVT RYAN 9774          0   2     28         DRJ & THE WOMEN (1445)    
-CLEVELAND STEAMER 25002       5   1     27         OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       
 KREFELDER 28497               4   2     27         THE ALKIES (4639)         
 0008 7944                     1   2     27         JAN 2001 4 (1151)         
 VAM LIRAN 1972                3   7     26         CLAN BATTLEAXE II (294)   
 JADED FEMUR 15787             3   2     25         GEM SKULL SCEPTRE (2377)  
-HARD DECISION 20649           2   0     25         OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    
 FAXED IN TURNS 21013          1   2  1  25         LAZY DM (3300)            
 PROFESSOR IVY 23587           0   3     25         LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)   
 PROJECT 26080                 6   2     24         ONE OF MANY (4203)        
 BIG STRONG SMART 21055        2   3     24         INQUISITION PHL0308 (3308)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEST6 26758                   3   4     23         SUPERIOR FORCES B30 (4333)
 WEIZEN 28499                  2   4     23         THE ALKIES (4639)         
 0X7 15796                     2   2  1  22         ZEROOOOOOO (2379)         
-NUCLEAR CHILE 19627           1   1     22         ENIGMA 17 (3043)          
 RASPY F. NEWT 23857           3   7  1  21         VERMIN!! (334)            
-SQUIRRELY 19652               3   2     21         DARK TOADS 03F (3048)     
-RAD 12225                     2   3     21         THE WILLBURYS S (1782)    
-AMISTUM 26415                 2   1     21         LBA: SPEILBURG FANS (4268)
 TATTER SALAD 20457            1   1     21         FORGOTTEN PIMPS (3204)    
-BROCK 27085                   1   0     21         DARK TOADS 04E (4392)     
-EZEKIEL 23551                 1   0     21         BLOOD ANGELS (3760)       
-RAMPAGE 19771                 3   1     20         THE ACCURSED (3071)       
 KOBAYASHI 1990                3   5     20         CLAN BATTLEAXE (296)      
 REMINGTON 27182               2   2     20         SHOTGUN & ROUGE (4411)    
 PICKACHEW 27548               2   2     20         FLYING DINGOS 18 (4480)   
 JILES MCCOY 20996             2   0     20         WAY TOO MUCH BEER 6 (3297)
 TUBA 27605                    2   2     20         FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   
-CORWIN 13287                  2   5     19         TOADS OF AMBER II (1941)  
-SALTY SUSAN 24981             2   3     19         SPICE RACK (3989)         
 ASSURCABANA 26422             2   1     19         LBA:  MANILOW FANS (4269) 
 LORD OF THE ROYD 25665        1   0     19         BEN GAY (4121)            
 GAPING HEAD WOUND 25887       1   0     19         REALLY BAD THINGS (4165)  
 EVERCLEAR 29083               1   0     19         THIRSTY THUGS 0411 (4746) 
 OBERLOOKED 27425              1   0     19         LUROCIANS LOADED 5 (4458) 
-ELI 20724                     2   4     18         SHAVE MY POODLE (3255)    
 LUGER 7383                    2   4     18         IDEAL HOPE (1057)         
-HARRASS SANDY 27637           2   0     18         BORED AT THE FACE (4497)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STEVE'S IDEA 11777            1   3     18         OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      
-TITO TAILER 21038             1   3     18         INQUISITION PHL0303 (3305)
-NOXIOUS VIBES 27786           0   2     18         CYNICAL DELUSIONS (4519)  
-SLUNT 24315                   0   2     18         COLLEGE RADIO #3 (3878)   
-FALLEN ANGEL 27560            2   0     17         FLYING DINGOS 20 (4482)   
-HOLY WATER 15775              1   4     17         CRIMSON SCEPTRE (833)     
 JACK DANIELS 29091            1   0     17         THIRSTY THUGS 0406 (4748) 
 RED FIVE 25053                1   2     17         UNO 4WI (4003)            
 PORN BRINGER 25877            0   1     17         ALMOST 2 (4163)           
 0001 27449                    1   2  1  16         APR 2004 (4463)           
 TECHNOIDIOT 19803             1   5     16         ELECTRONIC AGE (3078)     
 DAVALON 12220                 1   5     16         THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    
-TWIG 25226                    1   1     16         POWER PLAY (4037)         
 GRINNING FOOL 28397           1   1     16         CLAN BATTLEAXE VI (4622)  
-LORGAR 23564                  1   0     16         WORD BEARERS (3762)       
-0012 27474                    1   1     16         APR 2004E (4468)          
-JESSICA RABBIT 9771           1   1     16         DRJ & THE WOMEN (1445)    
 JOSE QUERVO 28498             4   2  1  15         THE ALKIES (4639)         
 BULLS EYE 25456               1   0     15         INQUISITION 2004 18 (4079)
-TGS3 23221                    0   5     15         INQUISITION PHL0S0  (3699)
 DOUBLE 215 20489              0   3     15         HEAVEN (2551)             
-TEETER 20585                  0   1     15         SAVAGE VIRTUE (3228)      
-LARGE SHIELD 27878            0   1     15         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4533)
-ESTHER 16781                  2   1     14         FAITHFUL FIVE (2549)      
 FLESH CRAFTER 20609           2   0     14         GOLDEN ROBES (3233)       
-BEFRIEND YODER 27627          1   1     14         REALLY BORING FACE (4495) 
 DR PEPPER 21042               0   4     14         INQUISITION PHL0307 (3306)
 DEATH BY NPC 20688            0   2     14         THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)   
 WOLVERINE 28471               2   1     13         THE CYCLOPS (4636)        
 MR SOUZA 29096                1   0     13         THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 
-SOULSISTER 28484              1   0     13         SATAN'S ARMY (4637)       
-TOWER 12207                   3   1     12         THE WILLBURYS W (1778)    
-1 28407                       1   0  1  12         CLAN BATTLEAXE 4 (4624)   
-RAVAGE 19772                  1   3     12         THE ACCURSED (3071)       
-KIN 28405                     1   0     12         CLAN BATTLEAXE 3 (4623)   
-SOTNEM 11727                  1   0     11         OUTTA TURNS (1702)        
 WILD 25045                    1   0     11         UNO 4WF (4001)            
-0007 7938                     0   1     11         JAN 2001 3 (1150)         
-NEFARIOUS 22911               1   0     10         THE BROTHERHOOD 90 (3651) 
-BOB THE FISH 20468            1   0     10         STONE FURY (3207)         
-TORMENT 27825                 1   0     10         THE BROTHERHOOD 92 (4522) 
 DRACCUS 28391                 2   1      9         CLAN BATTLEAXE 10 (4621)  
 BILLY THE AXE 20447           1   1  1   9         WASH OF PAIN (3202)       
 SAKE 29098                    1   0      9         THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 
-SLICE 'N' DICE 11402          1   0      9         WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       
 SABBAT 20593                  1   1      8         THE RECKONING (3230)      
 HYPNOTIQ 29080                1   0      8         THIRST THUGS 0401 (4745)  
 KARAU 28392                   1   1      8         CLAN BATTLEAXE 10 (4621)  
-CORIOLIS 27049                1   1      8         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
-TROMBONE 27606                1   1      8         FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   
 ULTRAIST 11768                1   1      8         HITLIST 85 (1710)         
-CAUTION 19441                 1   3  1   7         JEKYLL'S LAB (2259)       
-REPREHENSIBLE 27850           0   1      7         THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (4527) 
-WICKED 27849                  0   1      7         THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (4527) 
-WASHBERRY 20477               0   1      7         WINDS OF FURY (3208)      
-GAR 28403                     0   1      7         CLAN BATTLEAXE 3 (4623)   
-STUNNER 23363                 0   1      7         JOKA MASHER (302)         
-BLACK BLADE 20601             0   1      7         FANATICAL KILLERS (3231)  
-IRON BLITZ 20444              0   2      6         WASH OF PAIN (3202)       
-ONE MAN ARMY 28261            0   2      6         ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)    
 GATOR 11774                   0   2      6         HITLIST 83 (1711)         
 BIRD ROAR 20581               0   2      6         HOPELESS THREATS (3227)   
-0001 24081                    0   2      6         SIZE ISSUES (3844)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-0002 27455                    0   2      6         APR 2004A (4464)          
-DEVINNE 27048                 0   5      5         LEGION OF DOOM (4052)     
 MIDORI 29089                  0   1      5         THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 
-MUDFRAPPER 20578              0   1      5         HOPELESS THREATS (3227)   
-HAYSTACK 20437                0   1      5         BROOKMERE (3200)          
-JAPETH 27870                  0   1      5         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4531)
-FAILE 17172                   0   4      4         AL-GHAZIS (2429)          
 INTREPID 28472                0   3      3         THE CYCLOPS (4636)        
 MOURNBANE 28393               0   3      3         CLAN BATTLEAXE 10 (4621)  
-INFAMY 13837                  0   3      3         BLITZKRIEG VII (2050)     
 WATERBOY 20575                0   1      1         LUROCIANS XX (2291)       
 ORTAN 18371                   0   1      1         WHETSTONE 2MO (2825)      
-GLAI, MAI NI 25474            0   1      1         INQUISITION 2004 25 (4083)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
0004 27457              0  2   APR 2004B 4465       MIRV 15516            123   
SUAVE LAYS AN E 26392   0  1   BY DEFINITION 2 4263 SOULTAKER 16461       120  NOT REVENGED
MORIN 28410             0  1   CLAN BATTLEAXE  4624 BILLY THE AXE 20447   123   
BUBBA RAY 27107         2  1   DARK TOADS O4J 4397  SEX CAMEL 25548       120  NOT REVENGED
CHICKEN BLITZ 19632     1  3   FAST FAST FOOD 3044  RASPY F. NEWT 23857   122   
JOHN DEERE 13372        2  5   LAWN ORDER 1958      BAZRIK 14191          122   
SOPHIE VENOM 25316     12  5   LEGION OF DOOM 4052  HICHAM 18389          122   
COURTNEY BOURTN 14038   6  9   MONSTER CHILD I 2085 HEDWIG 11622          120  NOT REVENGED
PUD #28 19866           6  7 1 MORE NEW TEAMS  3089 CATHERINE 22124       124   
ABAGOR 20651            0  1   OF WOLF AND MAN 3241 0001 27449            121   
YES 21665               4  2   PHRASES 3423         HARRY SELDON 18333    120  NOT REVENGED
BLAZE 26277             0  1   RACING SNAILS 4242   PLOTTER PHIL 26654    120  NOT REVENGED
BURIZA 15993            6 10   SUPERIOR FORCES 2415 AGGRESSION 6447       121   
ULTRA-FACTOR 26895      1  3   TEAM ULTRA 4358      MEMORY 16472          120  NOT REVENGED
TROLLHATTAN 10381      10  6 1 THE WILLBURYS 7 1528 RAZOR 6448            121   
PEST 24368              2  4   VERMIN! 1901         FAXED IN TURNS 21013  124   
DIRTY HARRY 25745       0  1   WE NEED A HERO 4137  SIR FERDUDE 28155     122   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

16 June 2004
                             Death Fest Begins July 29/DM 59 T-172

     "You drive a hard bargain Hammer," responded Lord Lian Ki Na-Sul, "but the 
Gladiatorial Commission has agreed to re-open DM 58 Delarq Tor as a Slow Arena 
exclusively for a period of six months to those Death Fest contestants who fight 
their stables at least 67 times out of a possible 75 during the 15 rounds of Death 
Fest; on the condition that at least 20 stables qualify for the Illis Iron Stable 
Award at the conclusion of the Death Fest and those qualifying managers send a New 
Stable to DM 58 Delarq Tor without Cannibalizing their participation in the other 
arenas where they have active stables!"
     Hammer felt a certain sense of satisfaction as he studied the ghoulish grin 
spreading across the face of Lord Lian Ki Na-Sul; proud Arena Master of the once 
dying Illis Arena, as the DM 59 Arena Authority signed the Gladiatorial Commission 
papers authenticating the arrangement agreed upon by the two parties presiding.
     "You and the Gladiatorial Commission also drive a hard bargain," Hammer replied 
as he reflected upon the prospects of Delarq Tor DM 58 being re-opened as a Slow 
Arena with at least 20 New Stables by the Managers who fight their stables at least 
67 times out of a possible 75 during the 15 rounds of Death Fest. "I also notice the 
clause that for Delarq Tor to be open Exclusively for 6 months to the New Stables 
managed by the Illis Iron Stable Award Winners that there must be at least 15 stables 
Active each cycle. That is a fair bargain for the opportunity to battle for the 
Duelmaster Throne each of those six months before Other New Stables are allowed to 
enter Delarq Tor."
     This was a Golden Opportunity for both Veteran and Newbie Managers to pave a new 
frontier of Delarq history by qualifying their Death Fest stables in DM 59 with 67 
fights out of a possible 75; then for the price of running a stable in a Regular 
Arena, continuing to be Active in DM 59 and sending a New Team Roll Up to be a part 
of "History in the Making" when Delarq Tor would re-open for its First Turn as a Slow 
Arena on November 3rd, 2005.
     Death Fest would conclude on T-186 August 25th, 2005 allowing the Illis Iron 
Stable Award Winners enough time to be registered with the Gladiatorial Commission; 
whereupon they would be able to submit a New Team Roll Up to the GC to start a New 
Stable in Delarq Tor; be able to fight those New Gladiators in the Rookies 2005 Fall 
Mailer Tourney; then begin competing for the DM 58 Duelmasters Throne in Delarq Tor 
right out of the gate with the November 3rd 2005 T-1 Debut Opening Round.
     Hammer of the First Part had also negotiated with Lord Na-Zul of the Second Part 
an agreement that All 10 Dark Arena Monsters and 17 NPCs Characters be re-named by 
the Top Ten Death Fest Finishers. [See DM 59 T-171 Newsletter Team Spotlight by 
Hammer for the complete listing of Dark Arena Monsters/NPCs and the Official Death 
Fest Designation for which Top Ten Finishers re-name which characters!]
     Lord Na-Sul could not hide his delight at the prospects of Death being re-
delivered to his once dying arena during the Delarq Death Fest; the DM 59 Arena 
Master agreed that these Death Fest Prizes were but a Small Exchange in Comparison to 
the Profits to be made by the local Illis business merchants and surrounding 
community from the Anticipated Influx into Illis by the Veteran and Newbie 
Managers/Gladiators/Stables seeking to make History in the Delarq Death Fest.
     Nor could Hammer conceal his jubilation regarding the Call Across Alistari being 
Answered to Cross Blades and Match Wits with the Devious, the Diabolical, the 
Dangerous and the Down Challenging who were being drawn to the Delarq Death Fest to 
Fulfill their Delarq Dueling Destiny!
     REMEMBER: Death Fest begins July 29th T-172 with 25 points being awarded to 
those who write a minimum 15 paragraph Team Spotlight [including Stable Name & 
Managerial Alias in the Storyline!] for the DM 59 T-172 Newsletter [So Make Sure HAL 
Does Not Eat any Lengthy Sentences that are Emailed without Proper Formatting; and 
the RSI Typist has Plenty of Time to Type Any Hand Written Spotlights; Lest Ye 
Discover 0 Points Awarded for a Missing or Incomplete T-172 Team Spotlight!]
     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"  -- Hammer/Death Fest 
Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and High Priest of the Crimson Ascension 
Family in DM 28

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BACCHUS was devastated by CHEESE STEAK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ABSOLUT was vanquished by IRAQ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
DYNAMO subdued PUD #5A in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DRUCILLA was unbelievably bested by FULL OF HOT AIR in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
RASTEPUTZ overpowered PUD 100 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KREFELDER was bested by 0007 in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
WEIZEN lost to GORDO in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
CATHERINE butchered PUD #28 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WOLVERINE was viciously subdued by KANGAROO JACKIE in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
UNOC slimly won victory over BIG BANG in a popular 5 minute expert's Title duel.
GUARDIAN was viciously subdued by DILLIGAF in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
ORAL B overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OCE BULB subdued 0002 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's competition.
OLYSSES subdued BUSY BEE in a popular 4 minute master's match.
PUDGY PUSS was viciously subdued by NERO in a 3 minute veteran's conflict.
LO PAN devastated SHASTA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AGGRESSION overpowered HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM in a 1 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
0004 was overpowered by NITRO FERGUESON in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
0002 was narrowly defeated by EVIL ELMO in a popular 8 minute bloody match.
ALL FOUR WON bested PUD 135 in a popular 1 minute contest.
ON THE WASHER savagely defeated MAXIMUM EFFORT in a 2 minute brutal duel.
STEELE RABBIT savagely defeated FOUR AND OUT in a action packed 4 minute fray.
STEAMING EARL outwaited WARRIOR 1 in a exciting 8 minute bout.
PUD 126 overpowered TEST6 in a 1 minute uneven fight.
UNHOLY GERBIL beat JADED FEMUR in a 1 minute fight.
MRS. BUTTERWORTH '91 lost to ICHIRO TRICKLE in a 1 minute fight.
0X7 was overpowered by NOT ADULT DIAPERS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
REAVER unbelievably bested I-10 in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
CARMELO viciously subdued PUD #20 in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
FREAKIN GENIUS luckily beat CARMEN in a 2 minute duel.
3-LEGGED SKINK overcame DOUBLE 215 in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
VAN DER HEARTT was luckily beaten by 0001A in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
THE BIZZLE was beaten by TOKEN SCUM in a exciting 1 minute fray.
SOURDOUGH devastated DR PEPPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SNOTMONSTER demolished JOSE QUERVO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
VAM LIRAN was overpowered by 12A 7D in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
0010 subdued DEATH BY NPC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
KOBAYASHI was savagely defeated by POSSUMS in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
REMINGTON was vanquished by DESCARTES in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DEADLA demolished RED FIVE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
AULIC II was beaten by 0008 in a exciting 1 minute gruesome fight.
JILES MCCOY won victory over 0001 in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
FAXED IN TURNS easily killed PEST in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BIG STRONG SMART defeated TECHNOIDIOT in a exciting 5 minute bloody brawl.
0011 handily defeated LUGER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
DROOLING GOOBER savagely defeated TUBA in a popular 3 minute gruesome battle.
CONSTITUTION ROOM overpowered DAVALON in a tiring 8 minute uneven bout.
MIRRORSHADE handily defeated RASPY F. NEWT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PROFESSOR IVY was subdued by FROZBOZ in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
JIM OTTO demolished GRINNING FOOL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
WON TWO MANI savagely defeated ASSURCABANA in a 3 minute bloody conflict.
PROJECT was viciously subdued by KINAR in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal match.
FLESH CRAFTER subdued INTREPID in a 1 minute novice's brawl.
SABBAT was devastated by LORD OF THE ROYD in a 4 minute one-sided match.
MANUTE was overpowered by OBERLOOKED in a 3 minute uneven bout.
BIRD ROAR was devastated by EVERCLEAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TATTER SALAD devastated ULTRAIST in a exciting 5 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
BILLY THE AXE was overpowered by PICKACHEW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GATOR was handily defeated by MR SOUZA in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
DRACCUS beat MIDORI in a 3 minute novice's struggle.
KARAU was overpowered by JACK DANIELS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MOURNBANE was overpowered by WILD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SAKE defeated ORTAN in a 1 minute beginner's melee.
GAPING HEAD WOUND luckily beat SIDUS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome battle.
PORN BRINGER was overpowered by BULLS EYE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
HYPNOTIQ won victory over WATERBOY in a exciting 2 minute brutal novice's contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  53         TOTAL PARRY      166 - 112 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         WALL OF STEEL     61 -  48 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         STRIKING ATTACK  150 - 138 - 14      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         AIMED BLOW        58 -  55 -  2      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         SLASHING ATTACK   60 -  69 -  3      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         LUNGING ATTACK   175 - 234 - 10      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  49 -  3      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  25 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  12 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  11 -  0      31  |

Turn 124 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    24 - 29         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  7     AIMED BLOW         4 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY       12 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   UNOC 12676                 13  11  0  114 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (1858)
SLASHING ATTACK  IRAQ 20420                 10   0  0  109 MORE SUCK! (3197)
WALL OF STEEL    DILLIGAF 10340             10   7  0   96 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)
TOTAL PARRY      OLYSSES 28478              20   9  0   93 THE CYCLOPS (4636)
STRIKING ATTACK  OCE BULB 7395               6   2  0   92 FOAM MUGS (1059)
PARRY-LUNGE      FULL OF HOT AIR 16328       9   7  0   55 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is UNOC 12676.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
KANGAROO JACKIE 27522.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUSY BEE 12963, 
STEELE RABBIT 9666, I-10 5256, TECHNOIDIOT 19803, KINAR 28432, WARRIOR 1 22691, UNOC 
12676, BIG BANG 18009, CARMELO 17510, and VAN DER HEARTT 18376.

The least popular fighter this week was CONSTITUTION ROOM 22818.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PROJECT 26080, STEAMING EARL 24992, MOURNBANE 28393, GATOR 
11774, BILLY THE AXE 20447, ULTRAIST 11768, BIRD ROAR 20581, OBERLOOKED 27425, 
GRINNING FOOL 28397, and RASPY F. NEWT 23857.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CANIS LUPUS (82-19333) DEATH STALKERSI