DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/02/2004    Duedate: 10/15/2004

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 131

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PUD 135
PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)
(82-22036) [11-5-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              NOT ADULT DIAPERS
                               FUNDIES (4285)
                               (82-26502) [4-1-0,65]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BIG BANG                       LITA
OUTA THIS WORLD (347)          DARK TOADS 04D (4391)
(82-18009) [13-22-2,83]        (82-27080) [2-2-1,42]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KICK THAT STYLE (4858)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KINGDOM COME (1292)           55 
2. AL-GHAZIS (2429)              33    ONE OF MANY (4203)
3. DARK TOADS 03R (3274)         29    Unchartered Team
4. DARK TOWER (2589)             23 
5. SLOW MOTION (4857)            19    IN MEMORIUM (4875)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SAUNA TIME (3991)         10   0  0 100.   1/ 2*KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    5 10 0
 2/ 3*IN MEMORIUM (4875)         5   0  0 100.   2/ 1 BIG 10 (4021)             4  5 2
 3- 2*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6 (4366)   5   0  0 100.   3/36 AL-GHAZIS (2429)          4  5 2
 4- 4*12:35 AM (4634)            2   0  0 100.   4/ 4*IN MEMORIUM (4875)        3  0 0
 5/ 0*DARK TOADS 03R (3274)      2   0  0 100.   5/ 6 ONE OF MANY (4203)        3  0 0
 6- 8*C IS FOR ... (3929)        2   0  0 100.   6/27*WORK WITH THIS (4213)     3  0 0
 7/ 0*ATTACKO/TCLONES01 (4809)   1   0  0 100.   7/ 8 PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       3  0 0
 8/ 0*CLAN BATTLEAXE 12  (4865)  1   0  0 100.   8-13*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 3  1 0
 9/ 0*LUROCIANS 25 FTF04 (4940)  1   0  0 100.   9-14*M IS FOR ... (3919)       3  1 0
10/ 0*HALFLINGS SUCK (5118)      1   0  0 100.  10/30 DARK TOWER (2589)         3  1 0
11/ 0*TO SERVE THE LEGIO (4127)  1   0  0 100.  11- 3*ADVERBS II (4224)         2  0 1
12/ 0*CLAN BATTLEAXE 11 (4720)   1   0  0 100.  12/ 0 LAWN ORDER (1958)         2  0 1
13/ 0*CLAN BATTLEAXE 7 (4627)    1   0  0 100.  13- 5 SAUNA TIME (3991)         2  0 0
14-12*T IS FOR ... (3938)        1   0  0 100.  14- 7*APR 2004D (4467)          2  0 0
15-11*Y IS FOR ... (3933)        1   0  0 100.  15/ 0*DARK TOADS 03R (3274)     2  0 0
16/14 ONE OF MANY (4203)        10   2  0 83.3  16- 9 HER ALTEREGO (3659)       2  0 0
17-15 HER ALTEREGO (3659)       12   3  0 80.0  17-19*C IS FOR ... (3929)       2  0 0
18-17*JULY 2001 6 (1572)         4   1  0 80.0  18-10*OCT 2002 III (2545)       2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-18*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629)  7   2  0 77.8  19-21 DIGITAL DEATH (402)       2  0 0
20-19 PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)    9   3  0 75.0  20/22*BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        2  1 0
21-21*APR 2004D (4467)           6   2  0 75.0  21/12*NAMES? (4632)             2  1 0
22/33*BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)         3   1  1 75.0  22/81*SPICE RACK (3989)         2  1 0
23-22*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 23 (4831)  3   1  0 75.0  23/28*DUMB PUDS (4011)          2  1 0
24-24*M IS FOR ... (3919)        3   1  0 75.0  24/83 DRINKS (4022)             2  1 0
25/26 DARK TOWER (2589)         10   4  0 71.4  25/26 MORE IN 82 (4196)         2  1 0
26/ 0*SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264)  5   2  0 71.4  26/76*VERY POOR (4198)          2  1 0
27/ 0*HOMIES (2783)              5   2  0 71.4  27/24*NUTS (4226)               2  1 0
28-25*OCT 2002 III (2545)        5   2  0 71.4  28/74*SESAME STAPH (4258)       2  1 0
29/ 0 4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      12   5  1 70.6  29-29*X IS FOR ... (3934)       2  1 0
30/28 OHIO EXPRESS (3993)        7   3  0 70.0  30/89 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    2  1 0
31/27 PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       11   5  0 68.8  31/86 C. U. LATER (2674)        2  1 0
32/38 MORE IN 82 (4196)         10   5  0 66.7  32/20*INQUISITION 0311 (3014)   2  1 0
33/20*NUTS (4226)                6   3  0 66.7  33-35*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   2  1 0
34-30*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833)  4   2  0 66.7  34/88 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   2  1 0
35/16*LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279)  4   2  0 66.7  35/31 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    2  1 0
36/ 0*FUNDIES (4285)             4   2  0 66.7  36/70 CYBERTEASE (1851)         2  1 0
37-31*JAN 2002 4 (2076)          4   2  0 66.7  37/33 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     2  1 0
38-32*SUPERIOR HORDE 2K (1084)   4   2  0 66.7  38-37*SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     1  0 1
39/59*JUSTICE OF THE BLA (4934)  2   1  1 66.7  39/ 0*ATTACKO/TCLONES01 (4809)  1  0 0
40/ 0*ALMOST 2 (4163)            2   1  0 66.7  40/ 0*CLAN BATTLEAXE 12  (4865) 1  0 0
41-36*?? (3271)                  2   1  0 66.7  03/103*JUSTICE OF THE BLA (4934) 1  0 0
42-37*Q IS FOR... (3757)         2   1  0 66.7  42/ 0*LUROCIANS 25 FTF04 (4940) 1  0 0
43-35*X IS FOR ... (3934)        2   1  0 66.7  43/ 0*HALFLINGS SUCK (5118)     1  0 0
44/39 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   13   7  0 65.0  44/ 0*CLAN BATTLEAXE 7 (4627)   1  0 0
45/42*WORK WITH THIS (4213)      7   4  0 63.6  45-16*12:35 AM (4634)           1  0 0
46/41 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       10   6  0 62.5  46-58*KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)    1  0 0
47/49*VERY POOR (4198)           5   3  0 62.5  47/ 0*FUNDIES (4285)            1  0 0
48-44*ADVERBS II (4224)          3   2  1 60.0  48-17*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6 (4366)  1  0 0
49-45*BLOODY HARVEST (4575)      3   2  0 60.0  49/ 0*TO SERVE THE LEGIO (4127) 1  0 0
50/23*NAMES? (4632)              3   2  0 60.0  50/ 0*CLAN BATTLEAXE VI (4622)  1  0 0
51/50 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    14  10  1 58.3  51/ 0*CLAN BATTLEAXE 11 (4720)  1  0 0
52-47 DIGITAL DEATH (402)       11   8  0 57.9  52/ 0*ALMOST 2 (4163)           1  0 0
53-48 OCT 2002 (2543)            8   6  0 57.1  53-49*Y IS FOR ... (3933)       1  0 0
54/51 C. U. LATER (2674)         9   7  0 56.2  54-18 PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   1  0 0
55/40*POWER PLAY (4037)          5   4  0 55.6  55-47*T IS FOR ... (3938)       1  0 0
56/ 0 CROSS BREED! (3837)        6   5  0 54.5  56-46*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306) 1  0 0
57/43 OOH HAA HAA (3893)         6   5  0 54.5  57/ 0 4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      1  0 0
58/ 0 KINGDOM COME (1292)       19  16  0 54.3  58/ 0*HOMIES (2783)             1  0 0
59/52 CYBERTEASE (1851)          7   6  0 53.8  59/ 0 SMARTER THAN (2167)       1  0 0
60/ 0 SMARTER THAN (2167)        8   7  2 53.3  60-71*JAN 2002 4 (2076)         1  0 0
61-53*DARK PASSAGE (3870)        4   4  0 50.0  61-53*SUPERIOR HORDE 2K (1084)  1  0 0
62/82*SESAME STAPH (4258)        3   3  0 50.0  62/ 0 KINGDOM COME (1292)       1  0 0
63/46*INQUISITION 0311 (3014)    3   3  0 50.0  01/101*OCT 2004 4 (5017)         1  1 1
64-55*JULY 2004 G (4646)         2   2  1 50.0  64-56*F IS FOR ... (3926)       1  1 1
65/34*DARK TOADS 04D (4391)      2   2  1 50.0  65-23*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 23 (4831) 1  1 0
66-56*R IS FOR... (3758)         2   2  1 50.0  66-11*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 1  1 0
67-58*KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)     2   2  0 50.0  67-73*BLADE BROTHERS 3 (4915)   1  1 0
68/ 0*CLAN BATTLEAXE VI (4622)   2   2  0 50.0  68-61*D IS FOR... (3736)        1  1 0
69-57*MY USE (4670)              2   2  0 50.0  69-62*Q IS FOR... (3757)        1  1 0
10/110*OCT 2004 4 (5017)          1   1  1 50.0  70-63*R IS FOR... (3758)        1  1 0
71-60*F IS FOR ... (3926)        1   1  1 50.0  08/108*THE GRIGORI (3763)        1  1 0
72/ 0*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4079)  1   1  0 50.0  72/51 WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405) 1  1 0
73-64*D IS FOR... (3736)         1   1  0 50.0  73-69 THAT SUCKS!!! (1741)      1  1 0
13/113*THE GRIGORI (3763)         1   1  0 50.0  74-90*JAN 2002 5 (2077)         1  1 0
75/71 DRINKS (4022)             11  12  0 47.8  75-32*JULY 2001 6 (1572)        1  1 0
76/67 BIG 10 (4021)             18  20  2 47.4  76-72 A UNIT IX (1014)          1  1 0
77/68 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   17  19  0 47.2  77/75 OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       1  2 0
78/70 CYNICAL DELUSIONS (4519)  57  66  4 46.3  78/92*FLOPS (4220)              1  2 0
79-72*SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)      4   5  3 44.4  79/25*POWER PLAY (4037)         1  2 0
80/85*SPICE RACK (3989)          4   5  0 44.4  80/79 B5 2 (4316)               1  2 0
81/ 0 LAWN ORDER (1958)         13  17  3 43.3  81/59*B5 6 (4320)               1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/73 VERMIN!! (334)           150 200  7 42.9  82/93 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       1  2 0
83-74 THAT SUCKS!!! (1741)       9  12  0 42.9  83/98*BAR GIRLS II (3821)       1  2 0
84/54*DUMB PUDS (4011)           3   4  1 42.9  84/64*TEE RAKS (3827)           1  2 0
85-75*SOFT DRINKS (3988)         3   4  0 42.9  85-84*V IS FOR ... (3936)       1  2 0
86-78 A UNIT IX (1014)          45  63  8 41.7  86/67*OOPS!!! (2584)            1  2 0
87/81 BRAINIAC (303)            72 105  2 40.7  87/68*INQUISITION 0314 (3017)   1  2 0
88/84 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    15  22  1 40.5  88/87 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   1  2 0
89-83*JAN 2002 5 (2077)          2   3  0 40.0  89-15 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           1  2 0
90/79 ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)     5   8  0 38.5  00/100*FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     1  3 0
91-86*LBA: SPEILBURG FAN (4268)  3   5  0 37.5  91/34 POKER NIGHT (4020)        1  5 0
92-87*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)       3   5  0 37.5  92/ 0*SLOW MOTION (4857)        0  5 0
93/88 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    108 199  4 35.2  93/80*OBVERSIONS (4019)         0  3 0
94/98*FLOPS (4220)               3   6  0 33.3  94/85 OOH HAA HAA (3893)        0  3 0
95/61*B5 6 (4320)                1   2  0 33.3  95/94 BRAINIAC (303)            0  3 0
96-89*V IS FOR ... (3936)        1   2  0 33.3  96/95 VERMIN!! (334)            0  3 0
08/108*BAR GIRLS II (3821)        1   2  0 33.3  97-82*SOFT DRINKS (3988)        0  2 0
98/63*TEE RAKS (3827)            1   2  0 33.3  98/55*DARK TOADS 04D (4391)     0  2 0
99/65*INQUISITION 0314 (3017)    1   2  0 33.3  99-78*BLOODY HARVEST (4575)     0  2 0
00-91*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)    6  13  0 31.6  00-77*WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      0  2 0
01/92 B5 2 (4316)                5  12  0 29.4  01-91*LBA: SPEILBURG FAN (4268) 0  2 0
02-95 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           14  34  0 29.2  02/ 0*LUV U LONG TIME II (5119) 0  1 0
03/93 WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405)  4  10  0 28.6  03/ 0*ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  0  1 0
04/94 POKER NIGHT (4020)         9  23  0 28.1  04/ 0*CLAN BATTLEAXE 11  (4864) 0  1 0
05/96*KICK THAT STYLE (4858)     5  15  0 25.0  05/ 0*OCT 2004 5 (5088)         0  1 0
02/102*FALLEN MASTERS (3500)      3   9  0 25.0  06/ 0*PUNGENT ODOR (5117)       0  1 0
07-99*BLADE BROTHERS 3 (4915)    1   3  0 25.0  07/ 0*DARK TOADS 04H (4395)     0  1 0
01-101*OCT2003 (3225)             1   3  0 25.0  08/40*LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279) 0  1 0
09/90*OOPS!!! (2584)             1   3  0 25.0  09/38 CYNICAL DELUSIONS (4519)  0  1 0
05/105 AL-GHAZIS (2429)          13  44  4 22.8  10/ 0*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4079) 0  1 0
04-104*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306)  1   4  0 20.0  11/ 0*SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264) 0  1 0
12/ 0*LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)    3  15  0 16.7  12-60*JULY 2004 G (4646)        0  1 0
03/103*OBVERSIONS (4019)          1   5  0 16.7  13-57*MY USE (4670)             0  1 0
14/ 0*SLOW MOTION (4857)         0   5  0  0.0  14-99*OCT2003 (3225)            0  1 0
09-109*OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)   0   2  0  0.0  06/106 ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    0  1 0
16/ 0*LUV U LONG TIME II (5119)  0   1  0  0.0  16/ 0*LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)   0  1 0
17/ 0*ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)   0   1  0  0.0  17/ 0*STEVE'S REJECTS (3449)    0  1 0
18/ 0*CLAN BATTLEAXE 11  (4864)  0   1  0  0.0  07-107*OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)  0  1 0
19/ 0*OCT 2004 5 (5088)          0   1  0  0.0  19/ 0 CROSS BREED! (3837)       0  1 0
20/ 0*PUNGENT ODOR (5117)        0   1  0  0.0  20-65*DARK PASSAGE (3870)       0  1 0
21/ 0*DARK TOADS 04H (4395)      0   1  0  0.0  05-105*?? (3271)                 0  1 0
22/ 0*STEVE'S REJECTS (3449)     0   1  0  0.0  22-66 OCT 2002 (2543)           0  1 0
23/ 0*INQUISITION 0318 (3031)    0   1  0  0.0  23/ 0*INQUISITION 0318 (3031)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out DWES EG to see 
what's new.  Too bad, BIG 10, but KICK THAT STYLE was just too good to be stopped.  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did AL-GHAZIS really go up by 33?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  WORK WITH THIS had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 6th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
DARK TOWER really go up by 20?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  SPICE RACK had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
1-0-0 and wound up as 22nd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did DRINKS really go up by 
59?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  VERY POOR had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 26th team!  
I couldn't believe it.  Did SESAME STAPH really go up by 46?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ANOTHER DIABLO? had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 30th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did C. U. LATER really go up by 55?  If only those guys didn't have so 
may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--INQUISITION 0311 got 0-1-0 and dropped 12.  Didn't see much of them after the 
fights!  MORE NEW TEAMS 4 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
1-0-0 and wound up as 34th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did CYBERTEASE really go up 
by 34?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  JUSTICE OF 
THE BLADE had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up 
as 41st team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did OCT 2004 4 really go up by 38?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  THE GRIGORI had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 71st team!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  WOMEN OF DUELMASTERS dropped 21, which I 
think's more than all the other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did FLOPS 
really go up by 14?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
See if I even talk to any of those losers in POWER PLAY again!  Didja see where they 
got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  
Listen to this--B5 6 got 0-1-0 and dropped 22.  Didn't see much of them after the 
fights!  PUDS AGAIN 6 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 
and wound up as 82nd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did BAR GIRLS II really go up by 
15?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just how 
far can one team drop in one round?  TEE RAKS dropped 20, which I think's more than 
all the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in OOPS!!! 
again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna 
hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--INQUISITION 0314 got 0-1-0 and dropped 19.  
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in 
one round?  POKER NIGHT dropped 57, which I think's more than all the other teams 
combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in OBVERSIONS again!  Didja see 
where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real 
loser?  Listen to this--DARK TOADS 04D got 0-1-0 and dropped 43.  Didn't see much of 
them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  LBA:  
BEATLEMANIA! dropped 68, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  See 
if I even talk to any of those losers in CYNICAL DELUSIONS again!  Didja see where 
they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  MVP award for HAMPSTER LORD?  
KINGDOM COME's proud of him after beating IOWA and getting 55 points.  Talk about yer 
major upsets!  OSU's match with CULINARY cost him a loss of 15 points!  Don't you 
think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think PUD 135 should let SMIRK be Duelmaster 
for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said DWES EG's 
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  AL-GHAZIS was the most avoided team.  Is a 13-44-4 record really 
that scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why BLAH TEAM 9's been avoiding AL-GHAZIS 
so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is BROKEN CONDOM popular, or 
what?  He was challenged the most in all of DWES EG!  He's got a 1-2-0, is that good? 
People were asking me did THIP REALLY challenge RYAN?  (all right, maybe they didn't, 
but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but RYAN wants me 
to write about it since he was subdued by THIP.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DWES EG ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  D'ya think MAT CAUTHON is feeling guilty for killing 
INQUISITION 0311's TEST 4, a mere boy?  Naah, I doubt it.  What if they had a fight 
and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUD 135 22036                11   5    112         PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMPSTER LORD 8848            8   4    112         KINGDOM COME (1292)       
-BOTTACELLI 22958             12   2    101         HER ALTEREGO (3659)       
 CLIF 17401                   12   5  1  98         4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      
 PATRIOT 11164                15  22  1  97         BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DYNAMO 24403                  9   3     93         PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUD #5A 20722                14  17     83         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
 BIG BANG 18009               13  22  2  83         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 CULINARY 17479                9   7     78         C. U. LATER (2674)        
 PUD #20 19855                10   7     73         MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   
-CORRUPTION 22745              4   1     72         THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIOS 2912                     7   3     66         DIGITAL DEATH (402)       
 NOT ADULT DIAPERS 26502       4   1     65         FUNDIES (4285)            
 FOUR AND OUT 26049           10   4     64         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
-LUCKY MEISENHEIMER 7560       3   1     62         SUPERIOR HORDE 2K (1084)  
 PUD 126 22024                10   6     60         PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       
 FREAKIN GENIUS 19858         10   8     60         ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    
-STEAMING EARL 24992          10   0     60         SAUNA TIME (3991)         
-HUGH PETRAMINT 13406          8  11     57         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUAVE 14546                   8   7  2  56         SMARTER THAN (2167)       
 OSU 25144                     7   3  1  56         BIG 10 (4021)             
 MRS. BUTTERWORTH '91 26394    5   2     55         SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR (4264)
 STOMP THIS! 22961             5   8     55         ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    
 MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 26366       3   3     55         SESAME STAPH (4258)       
 SALTY SUSAN 24981             4   5     54         SPICE RACK (3989)         
 LAPTOP DANCE 20411            7   5     53         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
 THE BIZZLE 18151              5   2     51         HOMIES (2783)             
 PROJECT 26080                10   2     50         ONE OF MANY (4203)        
 YELLOW POST-IT 26131          6   3     50         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
-SEX CAMEL 25548               4   5  3  47         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
 A BOY NAMED SUE 29323         3   1  1  46         BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        
 UBER GOOBER 26198             6   3     44         NUTS (4226)               
-CUNNING PRINCE 26936          5   0     43         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6 (4366)  
 CLEVELAND STEAMER 25002       7   3     42         OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       
-NECTARINE 19639               5   3     42         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 ED 25138                      5   5     42         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 SCOOTER 29811                 5   0     42         IN MEMORIUM (4875)        
 LITA 27080                    2   2  1  42         DARK TOADS 04D (4391)     
-AULIC II 7061                 7   9  2  41         A UNIT IX (1014)          
 UNHOLY GERBIL 24046           6   5     41         CROSS BREED! (3837)       
 MICHIGAN 25145                5   5     41         BIG 10 (4021)             
 EVERCLEAR 25149               5   5     41         DRINKS (4022)             
 PORN BRINGER 25877            2   1     41         ALMOST 2 (4163)           
 IOWA 25141                    4   6  1  40         BIG 10 (4021)             
-TUNNEL 24276                  4   4     40         DARK PASSAGE (3870)       
 T'LOI 15935                   4   4     39         WOMEN OF DUELMASTER (2405)
-AMISTUM 26415                 3   5     38         LBA: SPEILBURG FANS (4268)
 SHARK BAIT! 24424             6   5     37         OOH HAA HAA (3893)        
-INCOME TAXES 11943            5   8     37         THAT SUCKS!!! (1741)      
 TWIG 25226                    5   4     36         POWER PLAY (4037)         
 NANO 26164                    3   6     36         FLOPS (4220)              
-IKE 20862                     2   1     35         ?? (3271)                 
-HOT RAIL 18460                2   5     35         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 EHH 26057                     5   3     34         VERY POOR (4198)          
 RYAN 25139                    4   6     34         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 1001 25095                    3   4  1  34         DUMB PUDS (4011)          
-MEMPHIS 29598                 3   1     34         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 
-TEEVELLA 24954                2   2     34         KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 12A 7D 26666                  5  12     33         B5 2 (4316)               
 THIP 30968                    2   0     33         DARK TOWER (2589)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRINNING FOOL 28397           2   2     33         CLAN BATTLEAXE VI (4622)  
 PROFESSOR IVY 23587           0   4     32         LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)   
-PLUM 19640                    1   5     31         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 RASPY F. NEWT 23857           4  13  1  30         VERMIN!! (334)            
-HOPE 26062                    3   5     30         WORLD WITHOUT (4199)      
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 26471        4   2     29         LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279) 
-QUEEN 23536                   2   1     29         Q IS FOR... (3757)        
-JUDICIOUSLY 27214             3   0  1  28         ADVERBS II (4224)         
 DESCARTES 23745               3  11     28         BRAINIAC (303)            
-RAMEN 23541                   2   2  1  28         R IS FOR... (3758)        
 TORO 13371                    3   2  2  27         LAWN ORDER (1958)         
 ULIC QEL-DROMA 22053          2   4     25         FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     
 PUY 23984                     1   2     25         TEE RAKS (3827)           
 PHP 19486                     1   2     24         INQUISITION 0314 (3017)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-0010 10677                    4   1     23         JULY 2001 6 (1572)        
 B. REAL 29726                 2   2     23         KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    
 14A 9D 26688                  1   2     23         B5 6 (4320)               
-XYLOPHONE 24671               1   1     23         X IS FOR ... (3934)       
 DRED DIED-I'M BETTER 30120    2   1  1  22         JUSTICE OF THE BLAD (4934)
 POSTHUMUS 25133               1   5     22         OBVERSIONS (4019)         
-OBLITERATOR 28097             3   2     21         BLOODY HARVEST (4575)     
-DR PEPPER 21042               1   4     21         INQUISITION PHL0307 (3306)
-TATTER 24693                  1   0     21         T IS FOR ... (3938)       
-0009 27466                    4   0     20         APR 2004D (4467)          
-CANKER 24648                  2   0     20         C IS FOR ... (3929)       
-0009 13991                    2   3     20         JAN 2002 5 (2077)         
-BLUE TOE DENTIST 27040        2   1     19         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 PERCY QUIN 02 29456           1   0     19         ATTACKO/TCLONES01 (4809)  
 YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! 28449    2   2     18         NAMES? (4632)             
-DECIMETER 23434               1   1     18         D IS FOR... (3736)        
-0008 13984                    2   2     17         JAN 2002 4 (2076)         
 SHRIVEN 28951                 1   0     17         CLAN BATTLEAXE 11 (4720)  
 NURWIN NIMBLEFOOT 31130       1   0     17         HALFLINGS SUCK (5118)     
 TOKUGADA 20876                1   0     17         DARK TOADS 03R (3274)     
-MAGNOLIA 24598                1   0     17         M IS FOR ... (3919)       
 PICKLED HOFFA 25698           1   0     17         TO SERVE THE LEGION (4127)
-BEDTIME 28461                 2   0     16         12:35 AM (4634)           
 BULLS EYE 25456               1   1     16         INQUISITION 2004 18 (4079)
-BURN ME 28662                 2   2     15         MY USE (4670)             
 NIAR 29763                    1   0     15         CLAN BATTLEAXE 12 I (4865)
 CIN 28423                     1   0     15         CLAN BATTLEAXE 7 (4627)   
 0006 30602                    1   1  1  14         OCT 2004 4 (5017)         
 GARDEN WEASEL 27731           1   0  1  14         LAWN ORDER (1958)         
-MUD 30028                     1   3     13         BLADE BROTHERS 3 (4915)   
-YANG 24665                    1   0     13         Y IS FOR ... (3933)       
 PERCY QUIN 24 29478           0   1     13         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
 TAKEDA 20878                  1   0     12         DARK TOADS 03R (3274)     
 POOK 30010                    1   2     12         BAR GIRLS II (3821)       
-MALIGNMENT 24596              1   1     11         M IS FOR ... (3919)       
-MAGNIFICENT 24595             1   0     11         M IS FOR ... (3919)       
-DA3 17011                     1   0     11         DARK TOWER (2589)         
 TEST1 19558                   0   1     11         INQUISITION 0318 (3031)   
-XANTHIC 24670                 1   0     10         X IS FOR ... (3934)       
-0012 28543                    2   2  1   9         JULY 2004 G (4646)        
-FLAIL 24632                   1   1  1   9         F IS FOR ... (3926)       
 SKILLFUL SCOTT 30152          1   0      9         LUROCIANS 25 FTF04 (4940) 
-VAMOOSE 24681                 1   0      9         V IS FOR ... (3936)       
 SARIEL 23569                  1   1      9         THE GRIGORI (3763)        
-VAGABOND 24679                0   2      9         V IS FOR ... (3936)       
 SKIN PEELER 21795             0   1      7         STEVE'S REJECTS (3449)    
 PUKE 31123                    0   1      7         PUNGENT ODOR (5117)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHRISTIAN 27099               0   1      7         DARK TOADS 04H (4395)     
 BRUSH BURN 29723              0   1      7         SLOW MOTION (4857)        
 WICKED 29725                  1   3      6         KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    
-0001 20564                    1   3      6         OCT2003 (3225)            
 BROKEN CONDOM 16984           1   2      5         OOPS!!! (2584)            
 KAX 29759                     0   1      5         CLAN BATTLEAXE 11 I (4864)
 WILD 29729                    0   4      4         KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    
 EXAR KUN 24896                0   2      2         FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     
 BERSERKER 31015               0   2      2         AL-GHAZIS (2429)          
 JUVENILE 29724                0   1      1         SLOW MOTION (4857)        
-3 20654                       0   1      1         OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)  
 0007 30972                    0   1      1         OCT 2004 5 (5088)         
 MR BROKEN 29722               0   1      1         SLOW MOTION (4857)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRABTREE 753            9 14   A UNIT XIV 122       LITA 27080            128   
ELYAS WOLF 17108        0  3   AL-GHAZIS 2429       A BOY NAMED SUE 29323 128   
FAILE 17172             1  7   AL-GHAZIS 2429       JUDICIOUSLY 27214     130   
DRELLER 17010           0  1   DARK TOWER 2589      FLAIL 24632           129   
ART MIX 26653           0  1   ENIGMA 18 4313       0012 28543            127  NOT REVENGED
TEST 4 19471            2  1   INQUISITION 031 3014 MAT CAUTHON 16066     131   
EVIL PRINCE 29589       3  1   KELLUMBO'S KIDS 4831 OSU 25144             130   
FATLIKEASUMO 29727      1  3   KICK THAT STYLE 4858 0006 30602            131   
HAPPY-FACED DWA 29728   1  3   KICK THAT STYLE 4858 GARDEN WEASEL 27731   131   
2 BUCK JOE 31131        0  1   LUV U LONG TIME 5119 CHIAD 17174           131   
SEEYAWHENISEEYA 29721   0  1   SLOW MOTION 4857     STONE GOLEM           131  NONE
SWOLLEN 29720           0  1   SLOW MOTION 4857     BANDIT PRINCE         131  NONE
VANILLA PEPSI 24979     3  2   SOFT DRINKS 3988     SEX CAMEL 25548       130   
WRATH 22746             3  1   THE BROTHERHOOD 3629 IOWA 25141            130   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

20 September 2004
Azereth has returned!  I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25.  I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members).  I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years.  I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster.  Contact me at:
     Anthony Wells
     600 W. Shore Dr.
     Stanton, MI  48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEEYAWHENISEEYA was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SWOLLEN was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
PATRIOT handily defeated PUD #5A in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SCOOTER unbelievably bested SHARK BAIT! in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
T'LOI was defeated by FREAKIN GENIUS in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
14A 9D was outlasted by EVERCLEAR in a 12 minute Challenge competition.
THIP devastated RYAN in a 4 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
PUD 135 overpowered SMIRK in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
CLIF vanquished BIG BANG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
OSU was overpowered by CULINARY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MRS. BUTTERWORTH '91 was defeated by FOUR AND OUT in a exciting 5 minute fight.
NOT ADULT DIAPERS savagely defeated UBER GOOBER in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
PUD 126 viciously subdued TWIG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal conflict.
HAMPSTER LORD demolished IOWA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PUD #20 handily defeated ED in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
YELLOW SUBMARINE lost to MICHIGAN in a 2 minute bout.
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS devastated 1001 in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE BIZZLE beat UNHOLY GERBIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
LITA was unbelievably bested by YELLOW POST-IT in a exciting 6 minute brutal fight.
SUAVE overpowered RASPY F. NEWT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LAPTOP DANCE overpowered PHP in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PROJECT unbelievably bested STOMP THIS! in a slow 40 minute gruesome bout.
CLEVELAND STEAMER subdued PUY in a action packed 1 minute expert vs. beginner bout.
SALTY SUSAN bested 12A 7D in a 2 minute brutal bout.
DESCARTES was overpowered by GRINNING FOOL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PROFESSOR IVY was overpowered by PORN BRINGER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
EHH savagely defeated POSTHUMUS in a tiresome 22 minute gruesome bout.
A BOY NAMED SUE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NANO overpowered BULLS EYE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TEST 4 was easily killed by MAT CAUTHON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ULIC QEL-DROMA savagely defeated YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
DRED DIED-I'M BETTER overcame EXAR KUN in a 1 minute fight.
TORO overpowered BERSERKER in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
POOK overpowered BRUSH BURN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SARIEL overcame MR BROKEN in a 2 minute amateur's match.
0006 viciously butchered FATLIKEASUMO in a exciting 1 minute brutal amateur's fight.
CHIAD delivered the death blow upon 2 BUCK JOE in a popular 3 minute beginner's bout.
WILD was demolished by TAKEDA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PERRIN vanquished TEST1 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BROKEN CONDOM was vanquished by TOKUGADA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HAPPY-FACED DWARF was murdered by GARDEN WEASEL in a 1 minute uneven competition.
B. REAL overpowered CHRISTIAN in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
WICKED was vanquished by NIAR in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
NURWIN NIMBLEFOOT won victory over KAX in a 2 minute conflict.
PERCY QUIN 24 was savagely defeated by SHRIVEN in a exciting 3 minute bloody brawl.
PERCY QUIN 02 overcame PUKE in a 2 minute conflict.
CIN subdued SKIN PEELER in a 3 minute gory match.
PICKLED HOFFA demolished 0007 in a 2 minute uneven fight.
SKILLFUL SCOTT beat JUVENILE in a popular 2 minute beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      26         STRIKING ATTACK  107 -  74 -  9      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         SLASHING ATTACK   46 -  34 -  3      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         TOTAL PARRY      116 - 110 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         AIMED BLOW        63 -  62 -  3      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  28 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK   149 - 174 - 12      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  25 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  13 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  11 -  0      21  |

Turn 131 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       11 -  5     AIMED BLOW        10 - 16         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 11     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PUD 135 22036              11   5  0  112 PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)
AIMED BLOW       CULINARY 17479              9   7  0   78 C. U. LATER (2674)
TOTAL PARRY      PUD #20 19855              10   7  0   73 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)
SLASHING ATTACK  NOT ADULT DIAPERS 26502     4   1  0   65 FUNDIES (4285)
LUNGING ATTACK   PUD 126 22024              10   6  0   60 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)
BASHING ATTACK   SCOOTER 29811               5   0  0   42 IN MEMORIUM (4875)
WALL OF STEEL    UNHOLY GERBIL 24046         6   5  0   41 CROSS BREED! (3837)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BIG BANG 18009.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LITA 27080.  The ten other most popular fighters were MRS. BUTTERWORTH '91 26394, 
NOT ADULT DIAPERS 26502, 2 BUCK JOE 31131, SHRIVEN 28951, JUVENILE 29724, FREAKIN 
GENIUS 19858, THIP 30968, SALTY SUSAN 24981, 0006 30602, and SKIN PEELER 21795.

The least popular fighter this week was PROJECT 26080.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were STOMP THIS! 22961, EHH 26057, POSTHUMUS 25133, EVERCLEAR 25149, 14A 9D 
26688, PERCY QUIN 24 29478, WICKED 29725, CHRISTIAN 27099, HAPPY-FACED DWARF 29728, 
and BROKEN CONDOM 16984.