DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/13/2004    Duedate: 11/26/2004

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 134

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PUD #20
MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)
(82-19855) [13-7-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PATRIOT                        FLUFFY BUNNY
BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)         OFFENDED SANDY (2774)
(82-11164) [17-23-1,108]       (82-18105) [7-2-0,77]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BIG BANG                       THE BIZZLE
OUTA THIS WORLD (347)          HOMIES (2783)
(82-18009) [14-24-2,94]        (82-18151) [5-3-0,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG 10 (4021)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461)     35 
2. BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)            27    DARK TOWER (2589)
3. KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)      26    Unchartered Team
4. DUNGEON CELL 8 (4851)         25 
5. NAMES? (4632)                 23    KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)   3   0  1 100.   1/ 1 BIG 10 (4021)             5  4 0
 2/ 0*12:35 AM (4634)            3   0  0 100.   2/28*NAMES? (4632)             4  0 0
 3- 2*ATTACKO/TCLONES01 (4809)   2   0  0 100.   3/ 0 FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     4  1 1
 4/ 7*MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)       2   0  0 100.   4/ 8*NUMBERS 6 (2721)          4  2 0
 5/ 0*ARGOS II (3294)            2   0  0 100.   5/26*OBVERSIONS (4019)         3  0 0
 6/ 0*WORD BEARERS (3762)        2   0  0 100.   6/22 POWER PLAY (4037)         3  0 0
 7/12*STATEHOOD (2020)           2   0  0 100.   7/ 4*ALMOST 2 (4163)           3  0 0
 8/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 13 (5173)     1   0  1 100.   8/ 9 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   3  0 0
 9- 4*MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)        1   0  1 100.   9/30 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   3  0 0
10/ 0*THE BROTHERHOOD 39 (5277)  1   0  0 100.  10/ 0*KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  2  0 1
11/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 8 (4851)      1   0  0 100.  11- 3 KINGDOM COME (1292)       2  0 1
12/ 0*10/24/04-F (5236)          1   0  0 100.  12- 2*OCT 2004 4 (5017)         2  0 0
13/ 0*TECH 8 (4948)              1   0  0 100.  13/41*MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      2  0 0
14/ 0*BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)         1   0  0 100.  14/13*SESAME STAPH (4258)       2  0 0
15/ 0*CLASSIC HITS (5112)        1   0  0 100.  15/50*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     2  0 0
16/ 0*COUNTRY HOEDOWN? (5146)    1   0  0 100.  16/16 DARK TOWER (2589)         2  0 0
17/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 16 (5176)     1   0  0 100.  17/48*NUMBERS 7 (2722)          2  0 0
18/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)     1   0  0 100.  18/53*STATEHOOD (2020)          2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 18 (5178)     1   0  0 100.  19/17 SMARTER THAN (2167)       2  0 0
20/ 0*OK COMPUTER (5192)         1   0  0 100.  20/56 A UNIT IX (1014)          2  0 0
21/ 0*4 LETTER KENTS (5193)      1   0  0 100.  21/ 0*ALTERED STATES (187)      2  0 0
22/ 0*IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201)  1   0  0 100.  22/58*OCT 2004 7 (5114)         2  1 1
23/ 0*I'M (5211)                 1   0  0 100.  23/65*OCT 2004 5 (5088)         2  1 0
24/ 0*OCT 2004 B (5225)          1   0  0 100.  24/59*OCT 2004 9 (5116)         2  1 0
25/ 0*LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461)  1   0  0 100.  25/ 5 WORK WITH THIS (4213)     2  1 0
26/ 0*G-FORCE (2678)             1   0  0 100.  26/ 6 FLOPS (4220)              2  1 0
27/17*ALMOST 2 (4163)            5   1  0 83.3  27/27 NUTS (4226)               2  1 0
28/ 0*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)      5   1  0 83.3  28/24 OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       2  1 0
29/ 0*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)      4   1  1 80.0  29/29 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       2  1 0
30/24*NAMES? (4632)              7   2  0 77.8  30/ 7 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    2  1 0
31/21 DARK TOWER (2589)         12   4  0 75.0  31/31 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    2  1 0
32-18*SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264)  6   2  0 75.0  32/32 VERMIN!! (334)            2  1 0
33/25*NUMBERS 7 (2722)           6   2  0 75.0  33/71 POKER NIGHT (4020)        2  4 0
34/ 0*ALTERED STATES (187)       6   2  0 75.0  34/34*SLOW MOTION (4857)        2  9 0
35-19*OCT 2004 4 (5017)          3   1  1 75.0  35/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 13 (5173)    1  0 1
36/ 0*PHILLY FTF (3634)          3   1  0 75.0  36-35*MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       1  0 1
37-20*WHETSTONE 2MG (2484)       3   1  0 75.0  37/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 16 (5176)    1  0 0
38/23 ONE OF MANY (4203)        11   4  0 73.3  38/ 0*4 LETTER KENTS (5193)     1  0 0
39/ 0 SKEEZANKS (2997)           7   3  1 70.0  39-12*ATTACKO/TCLONES01 (4809)  1  0 0
40/16*NUMBERS 6 (2721)           7   3  0 70.0  40/ 0*CLASSIC HITS (5112)       1  0 0
41/28 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   16   7  0 69.6  41/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 8 (4851)     1  0 0
42/30 OHIO EXPRESS (3993)        9   4  0 69.2  42/ 0*BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)        1  0 0
43-29 4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      12   6  1 66.7  43/ 0*COUNTRY HOEDOWN? (5146)   1  0 0
44/22 NUTS (4226)                8   4  0 66.7  44/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)    1  0 0
45/39 POWER PLAY (4037)          8   4  0 66.7  45/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 18 (5178)    1  0 0
46/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)     4   2  1 66.7  46/ 0*TECH 8 (4948)             1  0 0
47/60*OCT 2004 7 (5114)          2   1  1 66.7  47/ 0*OK COMPUTER (5192)        1  0 0
48/61*OCT 2004 9 (5116)          2   1  0 66.7  48/ 0*THE BROTHERHOOD 39 (5277) 1  0 0
49-35*HALFLINGS SUCK (5118)      2   1  0 66.7  49/ 0*IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 1  0 0
50-36*TO SERVE THE LEGIO (4127)  2   1  0 66.7  50/ 0*I'M (5211)                1  0 0
51/ 0*LANGUAGES (3894)           2   1  0 66.7  51/ 0*OCT 2004 B (5225)         1  0 0
52/ 0*DARK RITUAL (3954)         2   1  0 66.7  52/ 0*10/24/04-F (5236)         1  0 0
53-38 PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       11   6  0 64.7  53/ 0*BASHERS (4933)            1  0 0
54/27 WORK WITH THIS (4213)      9   5  0 64.3  54-60*SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264) 1  0 0
55/ 0 EXIT ONLY (2585)           7   4  1 63.6  55/ 0*PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 1  0 0
56/41 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       12   7  0 63.2  56/ 0*LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461) 1  0 0
57/42*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     10   6  0 62.5  57/ 0*12:35 AM (4634)           1  0 0
58/44*SESAME STAPH (4258)        5   3  0 62.5  58/ 0*LANGUAGES (3894)          1  0 0
59/26*HOMIES (2783)              5   3  0 62.5  59/ 0*DREAM RIPPERS (3943)      1  0 0
60/ 0*FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (2181)   5   3  0 62.5  60/ 0*PHILLY FTF (3634)         1  0 0
61/ 0*HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)        5   3  0 62.5  61/ 0*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     1  0 0
62/37 MORE IN 82 (4196)         11   7  0 61.1  62/ 0*TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    1  0 0
63/40 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    16  11  1 59.3  63/ 0*WORD BEARERS (3762)       1  0 0
64/ 0 MY TC'S (2588)            13   9  1 59.1  64/94*LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)   1  0 0
65/46 SMARTER THAN (2167)       10   7  2 58.8  65-15*BAR GIRLS II (3821)       1  0 0
66-43 CYBERTEASE (1851)          8   6  0 57.1  66/ 0*DARK PASSAGE (3870)       1  0 0
67-45 KINGDOM COME (1292)       21  16  1 56.8  67/ 0*ARGOS II (3294)           1  0 0
68/ 0*DARK PASSAGE (3870)        5   4  0 55.6  68-47*WHETSTONE 2MG (2484)      1  0 0
69/ 0 BLACK HOLD (1320)         24  20  1 54.5  69/ 0 EXIT ONLY (2585)          1  0 0
70/50 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   20  19  0 51.3  70/ 0*G-FORCE (2678)            1  0 0
71/48 ON A WHIM (301)          102  97  3 51.3  71/ 0*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     1  0 0
72/ 0 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)    7   7  0 50.0  72/99*INQUISITION 0318 (3031)   1  0 0
73/34*STATEHOOD 4 (2023)         2   2  1 50.0  73-62 WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405) 1  0 0
74/79*OCT 2004 5 (5088)          2   2  0 50.0  74/ 0*FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (2181)  1  0 0
75-58*?? (3271)                  2   2  0 50.0  75-18 CYBERTEASE (1851)         1  0 0
76-59*BAR GIRLS II (3821)        2   2  0 50.0  76/36*STATEHOOD 4 (2023)        1  1 1
77/ 0*EX-PHILLIS (5190)          1   1  0 50.0  77-19*HALFLINGS SUCK (5118)     1  1 0
78/ 0*BASHERS (4933)             1   1  0 50.0  78/87*OCT 2004 11 (5183)        1  1 0
79/96*OCT 2004 11 (5183)         1   1  0 50.0  79/ 0*EX-PHILLIS (5190)         1  1 0
80/ 0*PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365)  1   1  0 50.0  80-23*TO SERVE THE LEGIO (4127) 1  1 0
81/ 0*BLOOD ANGELS (3760)        1   1  0 50.0  81/ 0*NIGHTSLASH (3945)         1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/99*NUMBERS 3 (2718)           1   1  0 50.0  82/80*OOPS!!! (2584)            1  1 0
83/10*NUMBERS 10 (2725)          1   1  0 50.0  83/49*NUMBERS 10 (2725)         1  1 0
01/101*NUMBERS 11 (2726)          1   1  0 50.0  84/97*NUMBERS 11 (2726)         1  1 0
00/100*INQUISITION 0318 (3031)    1   1  0 50.0  85/ 0 MY TC'S (2588)            1  1 0
86/11*NEW TECHNOLOGY (2019)      1   1  0 50.0  86/96*NUMBERS 3 (2718)          1  1 0
87/13*STATEHOOD 2 (2021)         1   1  0 50.0  87/ 0*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   1  1 0
88/14*STATEHOOD 3 (2022)         1   1  0 50.0  88/ 0 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           1  1 0
89/15*BRAIN BOYZ TOO (538)       1   1  0 50.0  89/52*NEW TECHNOLOGY (2019)     1  1 0
90/ 0 FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     44  45  7 49.4  90/54*STATEHOOD 2 (2021)        1  1 0
91/49 BIG 10 (4021)             23  24  2 48.9  91/55*STATEHOOD 3 (2022)        1  1 0
92/51 C. U. LATER (2674)         9  10  0 47.4  92/57*BRAIN BOYZ TOO (538)      1  1 0
93/64 DRINKS (4022)             12  14  0 46.2  93/21 SPICE RACK (3989)         1  2 0
94/52 OOH HAA HAA (3893)         6   7  0 46.2  94/20 DRINKS (4022)             1  2 0
95/ 0 THE SHADOWS (5278)        76  89  5 46.1  95/25 MORE IN 82 (4196)         1  2 0
96-65 CYNICAL DELUSIONS (4519)  57  67  4 46.0  96/67 ONE OF MANY (4203)        1  2 0
97/53 VERY POOR (4198)           5   6  0 45.5  97/33*FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     1  2 0
98/74*OBVERSIONS (4019)          4   5  0 44.4  98/74 BRAINIAC (303)            1  2 0
99/ 0*TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)     4   5  0 44.4  99/69 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     1  2 0
00/69 VERMIN!! (334)           152 201  7 43.1  00/64*BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        0  3 0
01/54*BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)         3   4  1 42.9  01-70*KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    0  3 0
02/ 0*NIGHTSLASH (3945)          3   4  0 42.9  02/72 DUMB PUDS (4011)          0  3 0
03/ 0*ODDITIES (184)             3   4  0 42.9  03/73 B5 2 (4316)               0  3 0
04/70 A UNIT IX (1014)          47  63  8 42.7  04/66 VERY POOR (4198)          0  3 0
05/71 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    17  23  1 42.5  05/68 C. U. LATER (2674)        0  3 0
06/67 SPICE RACK (3989)          5   7  0 41.7  06/82*OCT 2004 12 (5184)        0  2 0
07/66 FLOPS (4220)               5   7  0 41.7  07/75*B5 6 (4320)               0  2 0
08-72 THAT SUCKS!!! (1741)       9  13  0 40.9  08/77 OOH HAA HAA (3893)        0  2 0
09/73 BRAINIAC (303)            73 107  2 40.6  09/81*INQUISITION 0314 (3017)   0  2 0
10/ 0*INQUISITION 0302 (3010)    2   3  1 40.0  01/101*BEER 3 (2018)             0  2 0
11-75 ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)     5   9  0 35.7  02/102 ON A WHIM (301)           0  2 0
12/76 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    109 201  4 35.2  12/ 0*RETIRED (5052)            0  1 0
13/ 0*WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)    7  14  0 33.3  13/ 0*ICY (4961)                0  1 0
14-77 WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405)  5  10  0 33.3  14/ 0*PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 0  1 0
15/88*OOPS!!! (2584)             2   4  0 33.3  15/ 0*MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 0  1 0
16/ 0*DREAM RIPPERS (3943)       1   2  0 33.3  16/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 14 (5174)    0  1 0
17/ 0*ARGUS VIII (3288)          1   2  0 33.3  17/ 0*GET IT NOW! (5280)        0  1 0
18/ 0 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           15  35  0 30.0  18/ 0*HARMLESS (5279)           0  1 0
19/78 DUMB PUDS (4011)           3   7  1 30.0  19/ 0*COLD (4959)               0  1 0
20/82 POKER NIGHT (4020)        11  27  0 28.9  30/230*OCT 2004 C (5226)         0  1 0
21/80*FALLEN MASTERS (3500)      4  11  0 26.7  21/ 0*10/24/04-A (5231)         0  1 0
22/81 B5 2 (4316)                5  15  0 25.0  22/ 0*10/24/04-E (5235)         0  1 0
23-84*TEE RAKS (3827)            1   3  0 25.0  23/ 0*GOOD SEX? (5113)          0  1 0
24-87*KICK THAT STYLE (4858)     5  18  0 21.7  24/ 0*STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 0  1 0
25/89*LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)    4  15  0 21.1  25/ 0*THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 0  1 0
26/83*B5 6 (4320)                1   4  0 20.0  26/ 0*TV LAND (4421)            0  1 0
27/85*INQUISITION 0314 (3017)    1   4  0 20.0  27-76 CYNICAL DELUSIONS (4519)  0  1 0
28/ 0*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699)  2  10  0 16.7  28/ 0*PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 0  1 0
29/ 0*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)      1   6  0 14.3  29/ 0*SISSIES (4563)            0  1 0
30/90*SLOW MOTION (4857)         2  14  0 12.5  30-61 PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)       0  1 0
31/ 0*TIME HUNTERS (3961)        0   3  0  0.0  31/ 0*ARGUS VI (3290)           0  1 0
32/91*OCT 2004 12 (5184)         0   2  0  0.0  32-79*TEE RAKS (3827)           0  1 0
02/102*BEER 3 (2018)              0   2  0  0.0  33/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)    0  1 0
34/ 0*RETIRED (5052)             0   1  0  0.0  34-78 ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    0  1 0
35/ 0*GOOD SEX? (5113)           0   1  0  0.0  35/ 0*ARGOS IX (3287)           0  1 0
36/ 0*MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199)  0   1  0  0.0  36/ 0*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699) 0  1 0
37/ 0*THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042)  0   1  0  0.0  37/ 0*TIME HUNTERS (3961)       0  1 0
38/ 0*ICY (4961)                 0   1  0  0.0  38/ 0*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     0  1 0
39/ 0*COLD (4959)                0   1  0  0.0  39/ 0*ARGUS VIII (3288)         0  1 0
03/103*OCT 2004 C (5226)          0   1  0  0.0  40/ 0*BLOOD ANGELS (3760)       0  1 0
41/ 0*10/24/04-A (5231)          0   1  0  0.0  41-92*?? (3271)                 0  1 0
42/ 0*10/24/04-E (5235)          0   1  0  0.0  42/ 0*DARK RITUAL (3954)        0  1 0
43/ 0*PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099)  0   1  0  0.0  43/51*HOMIES (2783)             0  1 0
44/ 0*GET IT NOW! (5280)         0   1  0  0.0  44/ 0 SKEEZANKS (2997)          0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/ 0*STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040)  0   1  0  0.0  45/ 0*INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   0  1 0
46/ 0*HARMLESS (5279)            0   1  0  0.0  46/ 0 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   0  1 0
47/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 14 (5174)     0   1  0  0.0  47-63 4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      0  1 0
48/ 0*SISSIES (4563)             0   1  0  0.0  00-100 THAT SUCKS!!! (1741)      0  1 0
49/ 0*TV LAND (4421)             0   1  0  0.0  49/ 0 BLACK HOLD (1320)         0  1 0
50/ 0*PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562)  0   1  0  0.0  50/ 0*HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       0  1 0
51/ 0*ARGUS VI (3290)            0   1  0  0.0  51/ 0*ODDITIES (184)            0  1 0
52/ 0*ARGOS IX (3287)            0   1  0  0.0  85/ 0 THE SHADOWS (5278)        0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in DWES EG this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as NAMES?'s 7-2-0 has earned them 2nd place in 
the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for OBVERSIONS 
tonight, to honor their rise to 5th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  POWER PLAY has turned a 1-0-0 into 6th 
place from 22nd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as MORE NEW TEAMS 1's 20-19-0 has earned them 
9th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks 
for MUSCLE MEN 11 tonight, to honor their rise to 13th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm. 
I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing 
as OFFENDED SANDY's 10-6-0 has earned them 15th place in the ranks.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  NUMBERS 7 has turned a 1-0-0 into 17th 
place from 48th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as STATEHOOD's 2-0-0 has earned them 18th place 
in the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for A UNIT 
IX tonight, to honor their rise to 20th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  OCT 2004 7 has turned a 1-0-1 into 22nd 
place from 58th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as OCT 2004 5's 2-2-0 has earned them 23rd 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for 
OCT 2004 9 tonight, to honor their rise to 24th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  WORK 
WITH THIS must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 5th to 25th this turn, 
with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for FLOPS this 
turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 20 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry 
towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to ANOTHER DIABLO? for 
their drop to 30th from 7th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  POKER NIGHT has turned a 2-0-0 into 33rd place from 71st.  
Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Dripping Blade, seeing as LAME SUPERHEROES' 4-15-0 has earned them 64th place in the 
ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for INQUISITION 
0318 tonight, to honor their rise to 72nd after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't 
rain, but it pours for STATEHOOD 4 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 40 flight drop in the 
team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  NUMBERS 10 must be either in pain, or 
numb, having dropped from 49th to 83rd this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  
I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing 
as NUMBERS 11's 1-1-0 has earned them 84th place in the ranks.  It doesn't rain, but 
it pours for NEW TECHNOLOGY this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 37 flight drop in the team 
rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to STATEHOOD 2 for their drop to 90th from 54th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  
STATEHOOD 3 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 55th to 91st this 
turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for BRAIN 
BOYZ TOO this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 35 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that 
team a dry towel.  SPICE RACK must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 
21st to 93rd this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or 
sneers, as the case may be) go out to DRINKS for their drop to 94th from 20th.  A 
0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for MORE IN 82 this turn, a 0-1-0 
causing a 70 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  ONE OF 
MANY must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 67th to 96th this turn, 
with a 1-0-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) 
go out to FALLEN MASTERS for their drop to 97th from 33rd.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It 
doesn't rain, but it pours for BRAINIAC this turn, a 1-0-0 causing a 24 flight drop 
in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as 
the case may be) go out to OUTA THIS WORLD for their drop to 99th from 69th.  A 0-1-0 
can do that.  BLAH TEAM 9 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 64th 
to 100th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours 
for DUMB PUDS this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 30 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand 
that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to B5 
2 for their drop to 103rd from 73rd.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it 
pours for VERY POOR this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 38 flight drop in the team rankings. 
Hand that team a dry towel.  C. U. LATER must be either in pain, or numb, having 
dropped from 68th to 105th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  And let's 
see, ELRIC fought HAIL and gained 35 points and contributed to LUROCIANS LOADED 2's 
1-0-0.  LOUISIANA has lost to PRISONER 0036, falling 16 points, while helping make 
STATEHOOD 3 a 0-1-0 turn.  Defending his title for another turn, PUD #20 kept OUTA 
THIS WORLD's warrior, BIG BANG, from claiming the throne.  Tell me, is nothing 
sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Dripping Blade uses trolls 
in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  BRAVE NEW WORLD has cause to stand 
tall, as they were DWES EG's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team 
to beat.  And guess who avoided BRAVE NEW WORLD stable the most?  Believe it or not, 
it was MORE NEW TEAMS 1.  Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that 
CULINARY from C. U. LATER was DWES EG's most challenged warrior this turn.  TWIG of 
POWER PLAY had better have a good reason for challenging down 15 points in a 
challenge which he won.  I thought TWIG showed great skill and promise when he beat 
EVERCLEAR.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Now it looks like WRATH is gone, and forgotten too, now that THE 
BROTHERHOOD 40 did not revenge BIG 10's IOWA for killing WRATH.  It's a dark day for 
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 23, seeing how OSU from BIG 10 has not been revenged for killing EVIL 
PRINCE.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide 
when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, DWES EG, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in DWES EG, but never good to wear out 
my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in DWES EG again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUD #20 19855                13   7    105         MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PATRIOT 11164                17  23  1 108         BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    
 PUD #5A 20722                17  17    100         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
 BIG BANG 18009               14  24  2  94         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 HEEZIE 19373                  7   3  1  94         SKEEZANKS (2997)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLIF 17401                   12   6  1  84         4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      
 PUD 126 22024                12   7     78         PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       
 BUM 16991                     7   4  1  77         EXIT ONLY (2585)          
 FLUFFY BUNNY 18105            7   2     77         OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     
 AULIC II 7061                 9   9  2  76         A UNIT IX (1014)          
 PORN BRINGER 25877            5   1     76         ALMOST 2 (4163)           
 FREAKIN GENIUS 19858         12   9     75         ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    
 BYX 24760                     5   1     71         FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     
 IOWA 25141                    7   6  1  70         BIG 10 (4021)             
 MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 26366       5   3     69         SESAME STAPH (4258)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUAVE 14546                  10   7  2  68         SMARTER THAN (2167)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWIG 25226                    8   4     65         POWER PLAY (4037)         
-MRS. BUTTERWORTH '91 26394    6   2     65         SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR (4264)
 TRANGLOTH 11139               8   5  1  62         BLACK HOLD (1320)         
 ANGEL 17007                   6   5  1  62         MY TC'S (2588)            
-GALTRES 16407                 3   1     62         WHETSTONE 2MG (2484)      
 CONSTITUTION ROOM 22818       3   1     62         PHILLY FTF (3634)         
 FOUR AND OUT 26049           11   6     61         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
 TRINITY 17006                 7   4     61         MY TC'S (2588)            
 PROJECT 26080                11   4     60         ONE OF MANY (4203)        
-LAPTOP DANCE 20411            8   5     60         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
 CULINARY 17479                9  10     59         C. U. LATER (2674)        
 CLEVELAND STEAMER 25002       9   4     59         OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       
 MICHIGAN 25145                6   7     57         BIG 10 (4021)             
 THIP 30968                    4   0     57         DARK TOWER (2589)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSU 25144                     8   5  1  56         BIG 10 (4021)             
 LOAD MASTER 15924             5   5     56         ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   
-STOMP THIS! 22961             5   9     56         ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)    
 TUNNEL 24276                  5   4     55         DARK PASSAGE (3870)       
 FROZBOZ 14622                 5   3     55         FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (2181)  
 UBER GOOBER 26198             8   4     54         NUTS (4226)               
 NECTARINE 19639               6   3     51         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 THE BIZZLE 18151              5   3     51         HOMIES (2783)             
-QUICKSTRIKE 31900             7   5  2  50         FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     
 RYAN 25139                    5   8     50         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-T'LOI 15935                   5   4     49         WOMEN OF DUELMASTER (2405)
 PROFESSOR IVY 23587           1   4     47         LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)   
 EVERCLEAR 25149               6   7     46         DRINKS (4022)             
 YELLOW POST-IT 26131          8   4     43         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
 SALTY SUSAN 24981             5   7     43         SPICE RACK (3989)         
 CHANGING BUFFALO 18031        4   1  1  43         TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     
 DESCARTES 23745               4  13     43         BRAINIAC (303)            
 YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! 28449    5   2     42         NAMES? (4632)             
 ED 25138                      6   7     40         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 WARRIOR 1 22691               4   5     40         TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    
 RASPY F. NEWT 23857           6  14  1  39         VERMIN!! (334)            
 SHARK BAIT! 24424             6   7     39         OOH HAA HAA (3893)        
 NANO 26164                    5   7     38         FLOPS (4220)              
-INCOME TAXES 11943            5   9     38         THAT SUCKS!!! (1741)      
 2805 17777                    4   0     38         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 POSSUMS 23222                 1   3     38         INQUISITION PHL0S0  (3699)
 EHH 26057                     5   6     37         VERY POOR (4198)          
 1001 25095                    3   7  1  37         DUMB PUDS (4011)          
 BREEZY 28451                  2   0     36         NAMES? (4632)             
-IKE 20862                     2   2     36         ?? (3271)                 
 EZEKIEL 23551                 1   1     36         BLOOD ANGELS (3760)       
 ELRIC 27440                   1   0     35         LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461) 
 ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 855      5   3     34         HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       
 POSTHUMUS 25133               4   5     34         OBVERSIONS (4019)         
 C 24427                       2   1     34         LANGUAGES (3894)          
 HOT RAIL 18460                2   6     34         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A BOY NAMED SUE 29323         3   4  1  32         BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        
 BLUE TOE DENTIST 27040        3   1     32         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 HARMONY 26932                 1   1     32         PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 
 DELERIUM 1087                 5   2     31         ALTERED STATES (187)      
-DRAGONIS 31892                4   2     31         FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     
 THE BOBSTER 1072              3   4     31         ODDITIES (184)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 12A 7D 26666                  5  15     30         B5 2 (4316)               
-ULIC QEL-DROMA 22053          3   4     30         FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     
-POX 31899                     6   8     29         FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     
 REDED DEVILSHOOTER 24719      1   2     28         DREAM RIPPERS (3943)      
-NURWIN NIMBLEFOOT 31130       2   1     27         HALFLINGS SUCK (5118)     
 MORE COWBELL! 29315           1   0     27         BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)        
 PLUM 19640                    1   6     27         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 SUPER 8 23858                 2   8     26         ON A WHIM (301)           
-PERCY QUIN 02 29456           2   0     25         ATTACKO/TCLONES01 (4809)  
 LORGAR 23564                  2   0     25         WORD BEARERS (3762)       
 PRISONER 0036 29690           1   0     25         DUNGEON CELL 8 (4851)     
-TAPANGA 31903                 4   6     24         FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     
 BEDTIME 28461                 3   0     24         12:35 AM (4634)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 0013 31120                    2   1     22         OCT 2004 9 (5116)         
 BROKEN CONDOM 16984           2   3     22         OOPS!!! (2584)            
 DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS 24321       2   0     22         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
 0009 31109                    2   1  1  21         OCT 2004 7 (5114)         
-PICKLED HOFFA 25698           2   1     21         TO SERVE THE LEGION (4127)
 ERYTUS 20975                  1   0     21         ARGOS II (3294)           
-0006 30602                    3   1  1  20         OCT 2004 4 (5017)         
 1100 17778                    2   0     20         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 TEST1 19558                   1   1     20         INQUISITION 0318 (3031)   
-PUY 23984                     1   3     20         TEE RAKS (3827)           
 THUNDERFOX 24773              2   1     19         DARK RITUAL (3954)        
 DAYDREAM BELIEVER 31100       1   0     19         CLASSIC HITS (5112)       
 PRISONER 0064 31414           1   0  1  18         DUNGEON CELL 13 (5173)    
 WILDTRACKER 24726             2   1     17         NIGHTSLASH (3945)         
 PHP 19486                     1   4     17         INQUISITION 0314 (3017)   
 GLORIOUS 17497                1   0     17         G-FORCE (2678)            
 EXTRADA 31507                 1   0     15         EX-PHILLIS (5190)         
-FIBULARIS 28877               1   0  1  14         MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       
 WEEN 24322                    1   0  1  14         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
 14A 9D 26688                  1   4     14         B5 6 (4320)               
 TWAIN 31279                   1   0     13         COUNTRY HOEDOWN? (5146)   
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE 31563      1   0     13         IT'S THE SAME MOVIE (5201)
-KANSAS 31890                  1   0     13         FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     
 GEORGE 31744                  1   0     13         10/24/04-F (5236)         
 PRISONER 0083 31432           1   0     13         DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)    
 SHAKE 30242                   0   1     13         COLD (4959)               
 0007 30972                    2   2     12         OCT 2004 5 (5088)         
 LONGUS COLLI 28905            2   0     12         MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      
 2301 17798                    1   1     12         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
 KARMA POLICE 31516            1   0     12         OK COMPUTER (5192)        
 0017 31470                    1   1     11         OCT 2004 11 (5183)        
 0024 31680                    1   0     11         OCT 2004 B (5225)         
 SONGMASTER 24808              0   3     11         TIME HUNTERS (3961)       
 ARCHIE BUNKER 27230           0   1     11         TV LAND (4421)            
 NEW MEXICO 13686              2   0     10         STATEHOOD (2020)          
 V.H.S. 13681                  1   1     10         NEW TECHNOLOGY (2019)     
 PRISONER 0090 31441           1   0     10         DUNGEON CELL 18 (5178)    
 COLORADO 13703                2   2  1   9         STATEHOOD 4 (2023)        
 2502 17759                    1   1      9         NUMBERS 3 (2718)          
 RETIRED 31614                 1   0      9         I'M (5211)                
 CLRK 31522                    1   0      9         4 LETTER KENTS (5193)     
 DNA 30191                     1   0      9         TECH 8 (4948)             
 MRS BUTTERWORTH 30115         1   1      9         BASHERS (4933)            
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426         2   2      8         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 DAMION CORONA 24700           1   5      8         DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     
 2201 17794                    1   1      8         NUMBERS 10 (2725)         
 TARTAR SAUCE! 31031           0   1      7         PATRICK'S POTTYMOUT (5099)
 OPIE TAYLOR 32019             0   1      7         HARMLESS (5279)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZEBRA 31553                   0   1      7         MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 
 HAIL 30252                    0   1      7         ICY (4961)                
 JULIENNE 28026                0   1      7         PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 
 ONE IN HAND 32024             0   1      7         GET IT NOW! (5280)        
 PRISONER 0080 31431           1   0      6         DUNGEON CELL 16 (5176)    
 OUTSIDE RICHARD 31460         1   2      5         SLOW MOTION (4857)        
 I. B. VIOLATIN 31461          1   2      5         SLOW MOTION (4857)        
 2804 17776                    1   1      5         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 MALIGNANT 32001               1   0      5         THE BROTHERHOOD 39 (5277) 
 DREAM 1090                    1   0      5         ALTERED STATES (187)      
 FABIO 30722                   0   1      5         STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
 ROLEN 31508                   0   1      5         EX-PHILLIS (5190)         
 UNI-BALL 19450                0   1      5         INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   
 LOUISIANA 13695               1   1      4         STATEHOOD 3 (2022)        
 LYCURGUS 20946                1   1      4         ARGUS VIII (3288)         
 EXAR KUN 24896                0   4      4         FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     
 HEARTSEEKER 24728             0   3      3         NIGHTSLASH (3945)         
 PRISONER 0069 31419           0   1      3         DUNGEON CELL 14 (5174)    
-MR BROKEN 29722               0   3      3         SLOW MOTION (4857)        
 NAKED TWISTER 31102           0   1      3         GOOD SEX? (5113)          
 DOLORES HERBIG 31721          0   1      3         10/24/04-A (5231)         
 OSMOSIS 28030                 0   1      3         SISSIES (4563)            
 THANKS, RANDY 30781           0   1      3         RETIRED (5052)            
 SLIDER 31743                  0   1      3         10/24/04-E (5235)         
 GANGRENE 30731                0   1      3         THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 
 0019 31474                    0   2      2         OCT 2004 12 (5184)        
 LAZY DOG 13678                0   2      2         BEER 3 (2018)             
 0025 31685                    0   1      1         OCT 2004 C (5226)         
 ARGONAUT #8 20954             0   1      1         ARGUS VI (3290)           

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FAILE 17172             1  7   AL-GHAZIS 2429       JUDICIOUSLY 27214     130  NOT REVENGED
MELEAGER 20940          0  1   ARGOS IX 3287        WEEN 24322            134   
CEREBRUM 3893           1  1   BRAIN BOYZ TOO 538   PRISONER 0064 31414   134   
TEST 4 19471            2  1   INQUISITION 031 3014 MAT CAUTHON 16066     131   
EVIL PRINCE 29589       3  1   KELLUMBO'S KIDS 4831 OSU 25144             130  NOT REVENGED
FATLIKEASUMO 29727      1  3   KICK THAT STYLE 4858 0006 30602            131   
HAPPY-FACED DWA 29728   1  3   KICK THAT STYLE 4858 GARDEN WEASEL 27731   131   
2 BUCK JOE 31131        0  1   LUV U LONG TIME 5119 CHIAD 17174           131   
ANOTHER HOSER 24175     0  1   ROOKIE ARMADA 3 3851 BANDIT PRINCE         134  NONE
QUICKIE 31996           0  1   SLOW MOTION 4857     WURM KIN              134  NONE
VANILLA PEPSI 24979     3  2   SOFT DRINKS 3988     SEX CAMEL 25548       130  NOT REVENGED
SOUTH DAKOTA 13691      1  1   STATEHOOD 2 2021     0009 31109            134   
WRATH 22746             3  1   THE BROTHERHOOD 3629 IOWA 25141            130  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

22 October 2004
                         Youngblood's Three and Out Contest

I would like to take this time to announce and invite all managers to compete in what
I think will be an awesome contest.  If you haven't ever TC'd at a tourney before,
here is your chance.  The contest will start Wednesday, December 1, 2004, but a
chance will be given November 17 to dark arena, only, any warrior that you do not see
fit to run in the contest.  So now that I have your attention, here are the rules
(like you didn't know they were coming sooner or later).

 1.  Any manager participating can enter one team, only.
 2.  No sandbagging whatsoever.  (I will keep up with it, every turn.)
 3.  No teams or warriors will be allowed to run after contest starts.
 4.  All warriors will run until they lose three times, after three losses they are
     eliminated.
 5.  If a warrior sits out a turn, they are accounted with a loss in the contest.
     This is to keep warriors with winning records from sitting out until the end of
     the contest.
 6.  If a warrior is killed during the contest, the replacement cannot enter the
     contest.
 7.  If a warrior is killed, bloodfeuding is allowed, but only by a warrior that is
     active in the contest.
 8.  If a warrior is run after being eliminated, the manager is disqualified from the
     contest, no questions asked.
 9.  Challenges are legal, up or down.
10.  Contest will keep going until 1 warrior is left without three losses, and that
     warrior, of course, is accounted the winner.
11.  All managers participating will be asked to purchase a rollup certificate, to be
     awarded to the winners of the contest.

                                    <<<PRIZES>>>

     As I have already said, and according to participation, rollups will be awarded
to the first and second place managers.  So the majority and minority of the rollups
will be determined when all are accumulated.
     Contest Champion--2 Faves prizes, and majority of rollup certificates
     Contest Runner-up--1 Faves prize, and minority of rollup certificates
     So once again I invite all managers old and new to participate in what should be
a fierce and challenging contest.  <<<REMEMBER, FIRST OFFICIAL TURN OF THE 
CONTEST IS
DECEMBER THE FIRST, AND AS I SAID BEFORE, THE TURN BEFORE (NOVEMBER 17TH) YOU MAY
DARK ARENA CHALLENGE ONLY!!!  ANY WARRIOR WITH ANY FE (FIGHT EXPERIENCE) WHEN THE
CONTEST STARTS WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST.

                          YOUNGBLOOD of WENSINWASIN

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANOTHER HOSER was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
QUICKIE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
AULIC II demolished FOUR AND OUT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PUD 126 overpowered CULINARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TWIG defeated EVERCLEAR in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
PUD #20 slimly won victory over BIG BANG in a popular 3 minute expert's Title brawl.
PATRIOT beat HEEZIE in a 1 minute master's brawl.
PUD #5A overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
FREAKIN GENIUS lost to FLUFFY BUNNY in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's duel.
BUM won victory over MICHIGAN in a popular 2 minute fight.
SUAVE overpowered HOT RAIL in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS narrowly defeated TRANGLOTH in a 2 minute match.
OSU was devastated by PORN BRINGER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BYX demolished UBER GOOBER in a 2 minute gory mismatched match.
IOWA handily defeated LOAD MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RYAN unbelievably bested SALTY SUSAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome bout.
SHARK BAIT! was handily defeated by NECTARINE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THIP bested YELLOW POST-IT in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran upset brawl.
CONSTITUTION ROOM luckily beat ANGEL in a exciting 4 minute gory veteran's bout.
RASPY F. NEWT was handily defeated by TUNNEL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FROZBOZ overpowered POSSUMS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TRINITY demolished 1001 in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
NANO was overcome by PROFESSOR IVY in a popular 1 minute contest.
PROJECT luckily beat THE BIZZLE in a popular 4 minute gruesome fight.
EHH was beaten by ED in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
CHANGING BUFFALO overpowered SUPER 8 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
A BOY NAMED SUE was savagely defeated by DESCARTES in a action packed 2 minute duel.
YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! overcame CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute master vs. beginner bout.
CLEVELAND STEAMER savagely defeated ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER in a 3 minute gory fight.
PLUM was vanquished by WARRIOR 1 in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
2805 demolished THE BOBSTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
12A 7D was luckily beaten by REDED DEVILSHOOTER in a 3 minute gory bout.
C handily defeated PHP in a 1 minute mismatched match.
POSTHUMUS outwaited SONGMASTER in a crowd pleasing 7 minute fight.
LORGAR demolished DAMION CORONA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
EZEKIEL was overcome by DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS in a 1 minute fight.
TEST1 demolished EXAR KUN in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
BROKEN CONDOM vanquished NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
14A 9D lost to HARMONY in a 1 minute bout.
BLUE TOE DENTIST handily defeated THUNDERFOX in a 8 minute mismatched match.
DELERIUM vanquished COLORADO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BREEZY demolished I. B. VIOLATIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BEDTIME devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HEARTSEEKER slimly lost to RETIRED in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's conflict.
WILDTRACKER overcame 2804 in a 2 minute amateur's melee.
0009 savagely slew SOUTH DAKOTA in a 2 minute brutal novice's match.
0013 overpowered UNI-BALL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
OUTSIDE RICHARD was outwaited by PRISONER 0083 in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bout.
LYCURGUS was vanquished by DAYDREAM BELIEVER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
0017 handily defeated LAZY DOG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
2301 demolished SLIDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
2201 slimly lost to GLORIOUS in a 7 minute bloody novice's conflict.
1100 demolished ONE IN HAND in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
2502 outlasted JULIENNE in a exciting 7 minute novice's brawl.
0019 was devastated by TWAIN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LOUISIANA was overpowered by PRISONER 0036 in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NEW MEXICO defeated ZEBRA in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
V.H.S. was overcome by KARMA POLICE in a 2 minute novice's contest.
0007 beat ARCHIE BUNKER in a action packed 2 minute fight.
CEREBRUM was murdered by PRISONER 0064 in a 1 minute bloody one-sided conflict.
MRS BUTTERWORTH beat NAKED TWISTER in a popular 5 minute novice's struggle.
LONGUS COLLI outwaited ARGONAUT #8 in a crowd boring 13 minute beginner's match.
OSMOSIS was savagely defeated by CLRK in a 2 minute gory novice's fight.
DNA unbelievably bested TARTAR SAUCE! in a exciting 5 minute brutal novice's duel.
SHAKE was vanquished by YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAIL was viciously subdued by ELRIC in a exciting 2 minute beginner vs. master match.
FABIO was outlasted by ERYTUS in a popular 8 minute bout.
GANGRENE was overpowered by 0024 in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THANKS, RANDY was vanquished by PRISONER 0090 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WEEN put to death MELEAGER in a 1 minute match.
PRISONER 0069 was subdued by EXTRADA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
PRISONER 0080 subdued ROLEN in a 2 minute novice's fight.
MORE COWBELL! won victory over 0025 in a 6 minute veteran vs. amateur melee.
OPIE TAYLOR was luckily beaten by DREAM in a popular 4 minute bloody novice's duel.
GEORGE demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
DOLORES HERBIG was unbelievably bested by MALIGNANT in a 2 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  49         STRIKING ATTACK   78 -  54 -  6      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     26         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  22 -  3      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      24         AIMED BLOW        81 -  68 -  5      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         TOTAL PARRY      105 - 101 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  17 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         LUNGING ATTACK   130 - 147 - 12      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  20 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  11 -  0      27  |

Turn 134 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 12         5  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK    21 - 28         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        14 - 10                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       15 - 11                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  4     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PUD #20 19855              13   7  0  105 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)
STRIKING ATTACK  HEEZIE 19373                7   3  1   94 SKEEZANKS (2997)
LUNGING ATTACK   PUD 126 22024              12   7  0   78 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)
AIMED BLOW       PORN BRINGER 25877          5   1  0   76 ALMOST 2 (4163)
BASHING ATTACK   TUNNEL 24276                5   4  0   55 DARK PASSAGE (3870)
PARRY-STRIKE     NECTARINE 19639             6   3  0   51 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHANGING BUFFALO 18031      4   1  1   43 TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BIG BANG 18009.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE BIZZLE 18151.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANGEL 17007, FABIO 
30722, OUTSIDE RICHARD 31460, SALTY SUSAN 24981, TARTAR SAUCE! 31031, OPIE TAYLOR 
32019, PRISONER 0069 31419, 0025 31685, BIG BANG 18009, and SONGMASTER 24808.

The least popular fighter this week was LONGUS COLLI 28905.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THUNDERFOX 24773, ERYTUS 20975, PRISONER 0083 31432, POSTHUMUS 
25133, MORE COWBELL! 29315, GANGRENE 30731, CEREBRUM 3893, LOUISIANA 13695, 0019 
31474, and JULIENNE 28026.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MACRO JR (82-640) A UNIT XII