DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/11/2004    Duedate: 12/24/2004

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 136

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DYNAMO
PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)
(82-24403) [10-4-0,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SON OF SAM                     BYX
NO REMORSE (1008)              FALLEN TERRORS (3951)
(82-7015) [7-6-2,139]          (82-24760) [6-2-0,77]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PUD #5A                        ANGIE
MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)        DARK TOADS 04B (4389)
(82-20722) [19-17-0,110]       (82-27066) [0-1-0,5]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ORIOLE MADNESS (967)          55 
2. THE C TEAM (3190)             46    POSITION IS EMPTY
3. SPECIAL ED 197 (5131)         39    Unchartered Team
4. THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)       38 
5. BAD RI'S (5263)               32    THINGS THAT SUCK3 (3301)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3*THINGS THAT SUCK3 (3301)   5   0  0 100.   1/ 3*KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  6  4 1
 2- 2*12:35 AM (4634)            4   0  0 100.   2/ 7*DREAM RIPPERS (3943)      5  0 2
 3/ 0*ENTREES (2041)             4   0  0 100.   3/23*DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        4  0 0
 4/ 9*BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)    3   0  1 100.   4- 2 POKER NIGHT (4020)        4  0 0
 5/11*BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)         3   0  0 100.   5/11*ALTERED STATES (187)      4  0 0
 6/ 0*SPECIAL ED 197 (5131)      3   0  0 100.   6/ 1*NAMES? (4632)             4  2 0
 7/13*COUNTRY HOEDOWN? (5146)    3   0  0 100.   7/32 FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (2181)  3  0 1
 8/ 0*DARK TOADS 03R (3274)      3   0  0 100.   8/21*BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)        3  0 0
 9- 7*DUNGEON CELL 13 (5173)     2   0  1 100.   9/ 0*SPECIAL ED 197 (5131)     3  0 0
10/19*DARK TOADS 04Z (5260)      2   0  0 100.  10/20*COUNTRY HOEDOWN? (5146)   3  0 0
11/18*DARK TOADS 04V (4791)      2   0  0 100.  11/27*PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 3  0 0
12/ 0*SPECIAL ED 185 (4821)      2   0  0 100.  12/29 DARK PASSAGE (3870)       3  0 0
13/24*OCT 2004 6 (5089)          2   0  0 100.  13/74*THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)   3  0 0
14-12*CLASSIC HITS (5112)        2   0  0 100.  14/42*NUMBERS 3 (2718)          3  0 0
15/ 0*SPECIAL ED 188 (5122)      2   0  0 100.  15/ 8 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   3  0 0
16/25*THE BROTHERHOOD 52 (5141)  2   0  0 100.  16/19*TYPHOON (5297)            3  1 0
17/30*MUSCLE MEN 9 (4710)        2   0  0 100.  17/17*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 23 (4831) 3  1 0
18-15*DARK TOADS 04E (4392)      2   0  0 100.  18/43*EX-PHILLIS (5190)         3  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-17*ARGOS II (3294)            2   0  0 100.  19/12*NUMBERS 7 (2722)          3  4 0
20/33*MORE STUFF (3484)          2   0  0 100.  47/147*ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      3  5 0
21/ 0*SPECIAL ED 198 (5132)      1   0  1 100.  21-13*DUNGEON CELL 13 (5173)    2  0 1
22/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0417 (5092)  1   0  0 100.  22/60*DARK TOADS 04Z (5260)     2  0 0
23/ 0*70'S CHILD (4985)          1   0  0 100.  23/48*OCT 2004 6 (5089)         2  0 0
24/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4873)  1   0  0 100.  24-18*CLASSIC HITS (5112)       2  0 0
25-22*TECH 8 (4948)              1   0  0 100.  25/ 0*SPECIAL ED 188 (5122)     2  0 0
26-23*KELUMBO'S KIDS 32 (5010)   1   0  0 100.  26/61*DARK TOADS 04V (4791)     2  0 0
27/ 0*BAD SHEETS (5081)          1   0  0 100.  27/51*THE BROTHERHOOD 52 (5141) 2  0 0
28/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0403 (4806)  1   0  0 100.  28/ 0*SPECIAL ED 185 (4821)     2  0 0
29/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091)  1   0  0 100.  29/50*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 2  0 0
30/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093)  1   0  0 100.  30/64*MUSCLE MEN 9 (4710)       2  0 0
31/ 0*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)   1   0  0 100.  31-26*SESAME STAPH (4258)       2  0 0
32/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807)  1   0  0 100.  32/68*DARK TOADS 04D (4391)     2  0 0
33/ 0*SPECIAL ED 159 (4820)      1   0  0 100.  33-22*12:35 AM (4634)           2  0 0
34-26*DUNGEON CELL 18 (5178)     1   0  0 100.  34/78*MORE STUFF (3484)         2  0 0
35-27*OK COMPUTER (5192)         1   0  0 100.  35/76*THINGS THAT SUCK3 (3301)  2  0 0
36-28*4 LETTER KENTS (5193)      1   0  0 100.  36/ 0 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   2  0 0
37-29*I'M (5211)                 1   0  0 100.  37/82*WAY TOO MUCH BEER5 (2491) 2  0 0
38-21*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 24 (4832)  1   0  0 100.  38-30 EXIT ONLY (2585)          2  0 0
39/ 0*BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)   1   0  0 100.  21/121 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    2  0 0
40/ 0*LUROCIANS LOADED 3 (4460)  1   0  0 100.  40/89*1990 RAIDERS (1934)       2  0 0
41-34*THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547)    1   0  0 100.  41/90*BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   2  0 0
42/ 0*3 TEAM (2924)              1   0  0 100.  03/103*10/24/04-F (5236)         2  1 1
43/ 1*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6 (4366)   6   1  0 85.7  43/93*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     2  1 1
44-37*ALMOST 2 (4163)            5   1  0 83.3  35/135*BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        2  1 0
45/38*ALTERED STATES (187)       8   2  0 80.0  05/105*DUNGEON CELL 16 (5176)    2  1 0
46/64*DOUBLES 4WL (4007)         4   1  0 80.0  06/106*DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)    2  1 0
47/ 0*LUROCIANS FTF021 (2541)    4   1  0 80.0  47/33*OCT 2004 11 (5183)        2  1 0
48-39 DARK TOWER (2589)         12   4  0 75.0  48/16*THE BROTHERHOOD 39 (5277) 2  1 0
49/45*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833)  6   2  0 75.0  00/100*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011) 2  1 0
50/36*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 23 (4831)  6   2  0 75.0  50/34 OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       2  1 0
51/35*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)      6   2  0 75.0  51/37 NUTS (4226)               2  1 0
52/10*TYPHOON (5297)             3   1  0 75.0  38/138 B5 2 (4316)               2  1 0
53-41*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)         3   1  0 75.0  53/70*LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461) 2  1 0
54/ 4*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 5 (4356)   3   1  0 75.0  54/28*FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     2  1 0
55/63*PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365)  3   1  0 75.0  41/141 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       2  1 0
56/ 0*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (3297)  3   1  0 75.0  56-41 MY TC'S (2588)            2  1 0
57-42*PHILLY FTF (3634)          3   1  0 75.0  14/114*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     2  1 0
58/ 5*TOAD KINGS (2597)          3   1  0 75.0  58/ 9 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   2  1 0
59/67*NUMBERS 3 (2718)           3   1  0 75.0  22/122 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           2  1 0
60/68*1990 RAIDERS (1934)        3   1  0 75.0  60/10*STATEHOOD (2020)          2  1 0
61/ 6*STATEHOOD (2020)           3   1  0 75.0  07/107*DELTA (5301)              2  2 0
62/ 0*AC/DC (394)               11   4  0 73.3  18/118 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   2  2 0
63-43 SKEEZANKS (2997)           8   3  1 72.7  63/ 0*BAD RI'S (5263)           2  3 0
64/ 0 DEVILS OF THE DEEP (5329) 10   4  0 71.4  64- 5 BIG 10 (4021)             2  4 1
65/47 NUTS (4226)               10   4  0 71.4  65/ 0*SPECIAL ED 198 (5132)     1  0 1
66/48 PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   10   4  0 71.4  66-15*OCT 2004 5 (5088)         1  0 0
67/79*DREAM RIPPERS (3943)       5   2  2 71.4  67/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 1  0 0
68/59*TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)      5   2  1 71.4  68/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4873) 1  0 0
69/56 FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (2181)   7   3  1 70.0  69-56*KELUMBO'S KIDS 32 (5010)  1  0 0
70/44*NAMES? (4632)              9   4  0 69.2  70/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0403 (4806) 1  0 0
71-50 4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      13   6  1 68.4  71/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091) 1  0 0
72/46 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   17   8  0 68.0  72/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0417 (5092) 1  0 0
73-51 WORK WITH THIS (4213)     10   5  0 66.7  73/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 1  0 0
74/69 OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       10   5  0 66.7  74/ 0*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)  1  0 0
75-52 EXIT ONLY (2585)           8   4  1 66.7  75/ 0*SPECIAL ED 159 (4820)     1  0 0
76-54*SESAME STAPH (4258)        6   3  0 66.7  76-49*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 24 (4832) 1  0 0
77-55*F-TROOP (2677)             6   3  0 66.7  77-52*ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  1  0 0
78/78*DARK TOADS 04D (4391)      4   2  1 66.7  78-53*BASHERS (4933)            1  0 0
79-58*ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)     4   2  1 66.7  79-54*DUNGEON CELL 18 (5178)    1  0 0
16/116*10/24/04-F (5236)          2   1  1 66.7  80-55*TECH 8 (4948)             1  0 0
81/ 8*MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)        2   1  1 66.7  81-57*OK COMPUTER (5192)        1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/ 0*LUROCIANS 25 FTF04 (4940)  2   1  0 66.7  82-58*4 LETTER KENTS (5193)     1  0 0
83/14*THE BROTHERHOOD 39 (5277)  2   1  0 66.7  83-59*I'M (5211)                1  0 0
08/108*DUNGEON CELL 16 (5176)     2   1  0 66.7  84/ 0*TRAUMATOPHOBIACS (5355)   1  0 0
09/109*DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)     2   1  0 66.7  85/ 0*BAD SHEETS (5081)         1  0 0
10/110*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011)  2   1  0 66.7  86/ 0*70'S CHILD (4985)         1  0 0
87/32*LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461)  2   1  0 66.7  87-73*KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)    1  0 0
88/ 0*LUROCIANS XXXII (3446)     2   1  0 66.7  88/ 0*UNO 4WI (4003)            1  0 0
21/121*BLOOD ANGELS (3760)        2   1  0 66.7  89-71*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        1  0 0
90/16*WORD BEARERS (3762)        2   1  0 66.7  90-25*ALMOST 2 (4163)           1  0 0
91-66*LANGUAGES (3894)           2   1  0 66.7  91-69*DARK TOADS 04E (4392)     1  0 0
92/ 0*THINGS THAT SUCK 2 (3122)  2   1  0 66.7  92/ 0*LUROCIANS LOADED 3 (4460) 1  0 0
93/49 ONE OF MANY (4203)        11   6  0 64.7  93/ 0*BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)  1  0 0
94/74*KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)   7   4  1 63.6  94-81*LANGUAGES (3894)          1  0 0
95-70*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)   7   4  0 63.6  95/ 0*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (3297) 1  0 0
96/77 DARK PASSAGE (3870)        7   4  0 63.6  96-77*INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 1  0 0
97-73*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     10   6  0 62.5  97/ 0*LUROCIANS XXXII (3446)    1  0 0
98/76 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       13   8  0 61.9  98/ 0*DARK TOADS 03R (3274)     1  0 0
99/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 24  15  0 61.5  99-79*PHILLY FTF (3634)         1  0 0
00/53 POWER PLAY (4037)          8   5  0 61.5  00-75*ARGOS II (3294)           1  0 0
01/ 0 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   11   7  0 61.1  01/ 0*THINGS THAT SUCK 2 (3122) 1  0 0
02-75 MY TC'S (2588)            14   9  1 60.9  02-83*GOOD EVENING (2527)       1  0 0
03/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599)  6   4  0 60.0  03/ 0*LUROCIANS FTF021 (2541)   1  0 0
04/ 0 TROJAN HORSE (1922)        6   4  0 60.0  04-84*THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547)   1  0 0
05/57 HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)        6   4  0 60.0  05-85 DARK TOWER (2589)         1  0 0
01/101*EX-PHILLIS (5190)          3   2  0 60.0  06-87 4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      1  0 0
07-80*KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)     3   2  0 60.0  07/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2680) 1  0 0
08/ 0*THE HELL PATROL (2536)    14  10  1 58.3  08-31*OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     1  0 0
09/71*NUMBERS 6 (2721)           7   5  0 58.3  09/ 0*3 TEAM (2924)             1  0 0
10/ 0 LUROCIANS IX (932)        19  14  2 57.6  10/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 1  0 0
11/72*NUMBERS 7 (2722)           8   6  0 57.1  11/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599) 1  0 0
12/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826)  8   6  0 57.1  12/ 0 TROJAN HORSE (1922)       1  0 0
44/144*THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)    4   3  0 57.1  13/ 0*ENTREES (2041)            1  0 0
14-86 BLACK HOLD (1320)         25  20  1 55.6  14/ 0 LUROCIANS IX (932)        1  0 0
15/94*BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)         5   4  1 55.6  31-131 BRAINIAC (303)            1  0 0
16-88*HOMIES (2783)              5   4  0 55.6  34-134*OCT 2004 7 (5114)         1  1 1
17/83 MORE IN 82 (4196)         11   9  0 55.0  17/46*WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)    1  1 1
18/82 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    17  14  1 54.8  18/63*CLAN OF ORDER (5291)      1  1 0
19/ 0 NO REMORSE (1008)          7   6  2 53.8  71/171*WARM (4960)               1  1 0
20/89 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   22  19  0 53.7  69/169*GAMMA HORDE (5302)        1  1 0
21/87 SMARTER THAN (2167)       10   9  2 52.6  21/ 0*LUROCIANS 25 FTF04 (4940) 1  1 0
22/ 0 LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      12  11  1 52.2  37-137*OCT 2004 9 (5116)         1  1 0
23/90 ON A WHIM (301)          103  98  3 51.2  76/176*CHURCH OF POWER (5299)    1  1 0
24-91*NO POTENTIAL (3637)        6   6  1 50.0  24/ 0 DEVILS OF THE DEEP (5329) 1  1 0
25-92 VERY POOR (4198)           6   6  0 50.0  25-40 OBVERSIONS (4019)         1  1 0
26/84*WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)     4   4  1 50.0  09-109*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  1  1 0
27-95*GOOD EVENING (2527)        4   4  0 50.0  27/66*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 5 (4356)  1  1 0
28/ 0*UNO 4WI (4003)             3   3  0 50.0  28/72 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     1  1 0
29/ 0*NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)    3   3  0 50.0  29/67*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6 (4366)  1  1 0
30/81*ARRYN TOADS (2601)         3   3  0 50.0  30-38 SPICE RACK (3989)         1  1 0
31-97*OCT 2004 7 (5114)          2   2  1 50.0  31/65*THE BROTHERHOOD 46 (4169) 1  1 0
32-99*STATEHOOD 4 (2023)         2   2  1 50.0  39-139 VERY POOR (4198)          1  1 0
33/61*OCT 2004 11 (5183)         2   2  0 50.0  33-36 WORK WITH THIS (4213)     1  1 0
00-100*OCT 2004 5 (5088)          2   2  0 50.0  34-39 DRINKS (4022)             1  1 0
02-102*OCT 2004 9 (5116)          2   2  0 50.0  35/14*MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       1  1 0
11/111*DELTA (5301)               2   2  0 50.0  36/24 POWER PLAY (4037)         1  1 0
37/65*MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)       2   2  0 50.0  93/193*DUDS AGAIN 2 (3490)       1  1 0
03-103*DARK RITUAL (3954)         2   2  0 50.0  11-111 TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    1  1 0
55/155*STATEHOOD 3 (2022)         2   2  0 50.0  87/187*BLOOD ANGELS (3760)       1  1 0
40/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (3706)  1   1  1 50.0  40/80*WORD BEARERS (3762)       1  1 0
05-105*ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)   1   1  0 50.0  12-112*LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)   1  1 0
17-117*BASHERS (4933)             1   1  0 50.0  91/191 PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   1  1 0
85/185*GAMMA HORDE (5302)         1   1  0 50.0  17-117*INQUISITION 0318 (3031)   1  1 0
86/186*WARM (4960)                1   1  0 50.0  02/202*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131) 1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/20*CLAN OF ORDER (5291)       1   1  0 50.0  45/86*TOAD KINGS (2597)         1  1 0
93/193*CHURCH OF POWER (5299)     1   1  0 50.0  16-116 SKEEZANKS (2997)          1  1 0
47/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4457)  1   1  0 50.0  47/88*DYSLEXICS UNTIE! I (3177) 1  1 0
48/31*THE BROTHERHOOD 46 (4169)  1   1  0 50.0  15-115*OOPS!!! (2584)            1  1 0
19-119*JULY 2004 (4728)           1   1  0 50.0  19-119*F-TROOP (2677)            1  1 0
99/199*DUDS AGAIN 2 (3490)        1   1  0 50.0  20-120*G-FORCE (2678)            1  1 0
22-122*INQUISITION PHL030 (3307)  1   1  0 50.0  26-126 BLACK HOLD (1320)         1  1 0
24-124*NUMBERS 10 (2725)          1   1  0 50.0  27-127 A UNIT IX (1014)          1  1 0
23-123*G-FORCE (2678)             1   1  0 50.0  53/92*ARGUS VIII (3288)         1  2 1
25-125*NEW TECHNOLOGY (2019)      1   1  0 50.0  50/150*BEER 3 (2018)             1  2 1
26-126*STATEHOOD 2 (2021)         1   1  0 50.0  01/101*OCT 2004 B (5225)         1  2 0
27-127*BRAIN BOYZ TOO (538)       1   1  0 50.0  56/98*DUNGEON CELL 8 (4851)     1  2 0
28-128 DRINKS (4022)             13  14  0 48.1  57/99*IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 1  2 0
29-129 BIG 10 (4021)             24  26  3 48.0  04/104*DUNGEON CELL 14 (5174)    1  2 0
36/136 C. U. LATER (2674)        10  11  0 47.6  02/102*10/24/04-A (5231)         1  2 0
60/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2680) 14  16  1 46.7  53/153*10/24/04-E (5235)         1  2 0
31-131 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)    7   8  0 46.7  51/151*COLD (4959)               1  2 0
32-132 SPICE RACK (3989)          6   7  0 46.2  62/97*RETIRED (5052)            1  2 0
33-133 OOH HAA HAA (3893)         6   7  0 46.2  55/155*THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 1  2 0
34-134 THE SHADOWS (5278)        76  89  5 46.1  36/136*OCT 2004 12 (5184)        1  2 0
65/93 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)      5   6  3 45.5  65/95*GOOD SEX? (5113)          1  2 0
30/130 FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     44  55  7 44.4  40/140 ONE OF MANY (4203)        1  2 0
48/148*THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131)  4   5  0 44.4  10/110*ORGAN GRINDER (4717)      1  2 0
68/96*ODDITIES (184)             4   5  0 44.4  68/35*MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      1  2 0
38/138 BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    18  23  1 43.9  63/163*ARGUS VI (3290)           1  2 0
37-137 VERMIN!! (334)           152 201  7 43.1  42-142*NIGHTSLASH (3945)         1  2 0
71/ 0*THE C TEAM (3190)          3   4  0 42.9  43/143*NUMBERS 11 (2726)         1  2 0
39-139 A UNIT IX (1014)          47  64  8 42.3  49/149 C. U. LATER (2674)        1  2 0
40-140 FLOPS (4220)               5   7  0 41.7  44/144*STATEHOOD 3 (2022)        1  2 0
41-141 BRAINIAC (303)            73 107  2 40.6  25/125 SMARTER THAN (2167)       1  2 0
42-142 OBVERSIONS (4019)          4   6  0 40.0  29/129 HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       1  2 0
43-143 TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)     4   6  0 40.0  30/130*ODDITIES (184)            1  2 0
77/98*ARGUS VIII (3288)          2   3  1 40.0  45/145 ON A WHIM (301)           1  2 0
78/ 0*BAD RI'S (5263)            2   3  0 40.0  78/96*A TOUCH OF EVIL (4826)    1  3 0
46/146 DARK THUGS (2876)         38  60  2 38.8  79/ 0*THE C TEAM (3190)         1  3 0
80/ 0*TRAUMATOPHOBIACS (5355)    3   5  0 37.5  80/ 4*NUMBERS 6 (2721)          1  4 0
47-147*NIGHTSLASH (3945)          3   5  0 37.5  81/44 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    1  4 0
49-149 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    109 201  4 35.2  82-45*SLOW MOTION (4857)        1  7 1
50/150 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)    8  15  0 34.8  83/ 6 FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     0 10 0
62/162*DEADLY HACKERS (3939)      3   6  1 33.3  46/146*AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      0  7 0
51-151*INQUISITION 0302 (3010)    2   4  1 33.3  85/ 0*SPECIAL ED 155 (4822)     0  5 0
45/145*WHETSTONE 2D II (2392)     2   4  0 33.3  52/152*OCT 2004 C (5226)         0  3 0
66/166*WAY TOO MUCH BEER5 (2491)  2   4  0 33.3  57/157*SISSIES (4563)            0  3 0
04/104*DUNGEON CELL 8 (4851)      1   2  0 33.3  48/148 MORE IN 82 (4196)         0  3 0
14/114*OCT 2004 B (5225)          1   2  0 33.3  60/160*BRAINIAC II (4712)        0  3 0
15/115*10/24/04-A (5231)          1   2  0 33.3  54-154*STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 0  2 0
80/180*10/24/04-E (5235)          1   2  0 33.3  79/179*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 13 (4553) 0  2 0
12/112*RETIRED (5052)             1   2  0 33.3  82/182*THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 0  2 0
79/179*COLD (4959)                1   2  0 33.3  58-158*B5 6 (4320)               0  2 0
07/107*DUNGEON CELL 14 (5174)     1   2  0 33.3  56-156*TV LAND (4421)            0  2 0
06/106*GOOD SEX? (5113)           1   2  0 33.3  61-161*NO POTENTIAL (3637)       0  2 0
13/113*IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201)  1   2  0 33.3  62-162*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699) 0  2 0
77/177*THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042)  1   2  0 33.3  64-164*DARK RITUAL (3954)        0  2 0
20/120*ORGAN GRINDER (4717)       1   2  0 33.3  96/196*ARRYN TOADS (2601)        0  2 0
84/184*ARGUS VI (3290)            1   2  0 33.3  99/ 0*1 TEAM (2922)             0  2 0
53-153*INQUISITION 0318 (3031)    1   2  0 33.3  67-167*INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   0  2 0
56-156 POKER NIGHT (4020)        13  27  0 32.5  97/197*WHETSTONE 2D II (2392)    0  2 0
59/159 B5 2 (4316)                7  15  0 31.8  65-165 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   0  2 0
57/157 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           16  35  0 31.4  66-166*HOMIES (2783)             0  2 0
58-158 DUMB PUDS (4011)           3   7  1 30.0  00/200*MORE NEW TEAMS 7 (3090)   0  2 0
60-160*OOPS!!! (2584)             2   5  0 28.6  01/201*MORE NEW TEAMS 8 (3091)   0  2 0
61-161*FALLEN MASTERS (3500)      4  11  0 26.7  98/198 DARK THUGS (2876)         0  2 0
07/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919)  4  11  0 26.7  74-174*HARMLESS (5279)           0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
75/175*BEER 3 (2018)              1   3  1 25.0  08/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 0  1 0
18/118*A TOUCH OF EVIL (4826)     1   3  0 25.0  73-173*COLLEGE RADIO II (5268)   0  1 0
52/152*OCT 2004 12 (5184)         1   3  0 25.0  77-177*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 29 (4966) 0  1 0
54/154*NUMBERS 11 (2726)          1   3  0 25.0  11/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0414 (5095) 0  1 0
71/171*ORIOLE MADNESS (967)       4  14  0 22.2  75-175*GET IT NOW! (5280)        0  1 0
64-164*LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)    4  16  0 20.0  13/ 0*OCT 2004 15 (5282)        0  1 0
63/163*THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747)  1   4  0 20.0  14/ 0*OCT 2004 16 (5283)        0  1 0
65-165*INQUISITION 0314 (3017)    1   4  0 20.0  70-170*PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 0  1 0
67-167*B5 6 (4320)                1   5  0 16.7  16/ 0*PASSING TIME (5077)       0  1 0
68-168*INQUISITION PHL0S0 (3699)  2  11  0 15.4  17/ 0*SPECIAL ED 189 (5123)     0  1 0
69-169*SLOW MOTION (4857)         3  18  1 14.3  18/ 0*SPECIAL ED 193 (5127)     0  1 0
19/ 0*1 TEAM (2922)              1   6  0 14.3  19/ 0*SPECIAL ED 196 (5130)     0  1 0
70/170*DYSLEXICS UNTIE! I (3177)  1   7  0 12.5  68-168*MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 0  1 0
72/172*AN ARCANE SEA (5086)       0   7  0  0.0  72-172*ICY (4961)                0  1 0
22/ 0*SPECIAL ED 155 (4822)      0   5  0  0.0  22/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4457) 0  1 0
78/178*OCT 2004 C (5226)          0   3  0  0.0  83-183*TIGTOAD'S SECRET L (4076) 0  1 0
73-173*THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (4527)  0   3  0  0.0  59-159 DUMB PUDS (4011)          0  1 0
83/183*SISSIES (4563)             0   3  0  0.0  78-178*THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (4527) 0  1 0
81/181*BRAINIAC II (4712)         0   3  0  0.0  80-180*PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 0  1 0
74-174*TIME HUNTERS (3961)        0   3  0  0.0  27/ 0*WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)    0  1 0
76-176*STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040)  0   2  0  0.0  28/ 0*WENSINWASIN MH2 (4613)    0  1 0
29/ 0*DARK TOADS 04H (4395)      0   2  0  0.0  29/ 0*DARK TOADS 04A (4388)     0  1 0
95/195*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 13 (4553)  0   2  0  0.0  30/ 0*DARK TOADS 04B (4389)     0  1 0
82-182*TV LAND (4421)             0   2  0  0.0  08-108 FLOPS (4220)              0  1 0
03/203*MORE NEW TEAMS 8 (3091)    0   2  0  0.0  32/ 0*DARK TOADS 04H (4395)     0  1 0
02/202*MORE NEW TEAMS 7 (3090)    0   2  0  0.0  85-185*JULY 2004 (4728)          0  1 0
87-187*COLLEGE RADIO II (5268)    0   1  0  0.0  34/ 0*DARK TOADS 03U (3277)     0  1 0
35/ 0*SPECIAL ED 193 (5127)      0   1  0  0.0  35/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (3706) 0  1 0
36/ 0*SPECIAL ED 196 (5130)      0   1  0  0.0  94-194*FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     0  1 0
94-194*PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099)  0   1  0  0.0  92-192 OOH HAA HAA (3893)        0  1 0
89-189*HARMLESS (5279)            0   1  0  0.0  90-190*ARGOS IX (3287)           0  1 0
90-190*GET IT NOW! (5280)         0   1  0  0.0  89-189*ROIDS R GOOD (3320)       0  1 0
40/ 0*OCT 2004 15 (5282)         0   1  0  0.0  86-186*TIME HUNTERS (3961)       0  1 0
41/ 0*OCT 2004 16 (5283)         0   1  0  0.0  88-188*ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)    0  1 0
92-192*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 29 (4966)  0   1  0  0.0  42/ 0*THE HELL PATROL (2536)    0  1 0
43/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090)  0   1  0  0.0  13-113*NUMBERS 10 (2725)         0  1 0
91-191*ICY (4961)                 0   1  0  0.0  44/ 0*NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)   0  1 0
45/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0414 (5095)  0   1  0  0.0  99-199*INQUISITION 0314 (3017)   0  1 0
46/ 0*PASSING TIME (5077)        0   1  0  0.0  95-195*TC'D WHEN? (2587)         0  1 0
47/ 0*SPECIAL ED 189 (5123)      0   1  0  0.0  47/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826) 0  1 0
88-188*MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199)  0   1  0  0.0  48/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2919) 0  1 0
96-196*PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562)  0   1  0  0.0  49/ 0 LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      0  1 0
50/ 0*DARK TOADS 04A (4388)      0   1  0  0.0  23-123*NEW TECHNOLOGY (2019)     0  1 0
51/ 0*WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)     0   1  0  0.0  24-124*STATEHOOD 2 (2021)        0  1 0
52/ 0*WENSINWASIN MH2 (4613)     0   1  0  0.0  52-94*STATEHOOD 4 (2023)        0  1 0
97-197*TIGTOAD'S SECRET L (4076)  0   1  0  0.0  53/ 0 NO REMORSE (1008)         0  1 0
54/ 0*DARK TOADS 04B (4389)      0   1  0  0.0  28-128*BRAIN BOYZ TOO (538)      0  1 0
55/ 0*DARK TOADS 03U (3277)      0   1  0  0.0  32-132 VERMIN!! (334)            0  1 0
00-200*ARGOS IX (3287)            0   1  0  0.0  33-133 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     0  1 0
98-198*ROIDS R GOOD (3320)        0   1  0  0.0  57/ 0*AC/DC (394)               0  1 0
01-201*TC'D WHEN? (2587)          0   1  0  0.0  64-264 THE SHADOWS (5278)        0  0 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Due to ties, no top team this time...  Perhaps it is DOUBLES 4WL 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 23rd to 3rd last week...  (Less 
time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, FIRES OF HEAVEN 
4 blew up the rankings to 25!  Managers were muttering after BLAH TEAM 8 showed DWES 
EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 13.  Perhaps it is PERFECTION QUEST 2 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 27th to 11th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, DARK 
PASSAGE blew up the rankings to 17!  Managers were muttering after THINGS THAT SUCK 
showed DWES EG what they could do:  2-0-0 to move up by 61.  Perhaps it is NUMBERS 3 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 42nd to 14th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, EX-PHILLIS 
blew up the rankings to 25!  Managers were muttering after ORIOLE MADNESS showed DWES 
EG what they could do:  3-0-0 to move up by 127.  Perhaps it is DARK TOADS 04Z 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 60th to 22nd last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, OCT 2004 6 
blew up the rankings to 25!  Perhaps it is DARK TOADS 04V members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 61st to 26th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Managers were muttering after THE BROTHERHOOD 52 showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 24.  Perhaps it is KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 50th to 29th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a 
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, MUSCLE MEN 9 blew up the rankings to 34!  
Managers were muttering after DARK TOADS 04D showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 36.  Perhaps it is MORE STUFF members' intannibility that enabled 
them to move from 78th to 34th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were 
muttering after THINGS THAT SUCK3 showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move 
up by 41.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, WAY TOO MUCH BEER5 blew 
up the rankings to 45!  Managers were muttering after BRAVE NEW WORLD showed DWES EG 
what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 82.  Perhaps it is 1990 RAIDERS members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 89th to 40th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, BAD PICKUP LINES blew up 
the rankings to 49!  Managers were muttering after 10/24/04-F showed DWES EG what 
they could do:  1-0-1 to move up by 61.  Perhaps it is DEADLY HACKERS members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 93rd to 43rd last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, BLAH TEAM 9 blew up the 
rankings to 91!  Managers were muttering after DUNGEON CELL 16 showed DWES EG what 
they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 60.  Perhaps it is DUNGEON CELL 17 members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 106th to 46th last week...  (Less time 
in the sun...) Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is OCT 
2004 11, after suffering a 14 drop in ranking.  The boys at THE BROTHERHOOD 39 aren't 
the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 32 drop last week.  
Managers were muttering after KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 51.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of 
OHIO EXPRESS.  Note their drop in the rankings from 34th to 50th.  Watch out!!!  The 
boys at NUTS aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 
14 drop last week.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, B5 2 blew up the 
rankings to 86!  Managers were muttering after LUROCIANS LOADED 2 showed DWES EG what 
they could do:  1-1-0 to move up by 17.  Thinking about sending their team manager to 
the Dark Arena is FALLEN TERRORS, after suffering a 26 drop in ranking.  Perhaps it 
is PUDS AGAIN 6 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 141st to 55th 
last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet 
pond, TRIBAL COUNCIL blew up the rankings to 57!  Rumor has it an incurable disease 
has swept the stable of MORE NEW TEAMS 4.  Note their drop in the rankings from 9th 
to 58th.  Watch out!!!  Managers were muttering after ENIGMA 6 showed DWES EG what 
they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 63.  The boys at STATEHOOD aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 50 drop last week.  Like 
a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, DELTA blew up the rankings to 46!  
Perhaps it is WHAT'S MY FRUIT? members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
118th to 62nd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of WHETSTONE 2O II.  Note their drop in the rankings 
from 46th to 117th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the 
Dark Arena is CLAN OF ORDER, after suffering a 55 drop in ranking.  Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, WARM blew up the rankings to 52!  Managers were 
muttering after GAMMA HORDE showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 
49.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, CHURCH OF POWER blew up the 
rankings to 53!  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of KELLUMBO'S 
KIDS 5.  Note their drop in the rankings from 66th to 127th.  Watch out!!!  The boys 
at SWEET NOTHINGS aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 56 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the 
stable of KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6.  Note their drop in the rankings from 67th to 129th.  
Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is THE 
BROTHERHOOD 46, after suffering a 66 drop in ranking.  The boys at MUSCLE MEN 4 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 121 drop last 
week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of POWER PLAY.  Note 
their drop in the rankings from 24th to 136th.  Watch out!!!  Perhaps it is DUDS 
AGAIN 2 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 193rd to 137th last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
BLOOD ANGELS blew up the rankings to 48!  The boys at WORD BEARERS aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 60 drop last week.  
Managers were muttering after PERPETUAL MOTION showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 49.  Perhaps it is THE GERIATRIC YEARS members' intannibility 
that enabled them to move from 202nd to 144th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is TOAD KINGS, after 
suffering a 59 drop in ranking.  The boys at DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 59 drop last week.  
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of ARGUS VIII.  Note their 
drop in the rankings from 92nd to 153rd.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their 
team manager to the Dark Arena is OCT 2004 B, after suffering a 54 drop in ranking.  
The boys at DUNGEON CELL 8 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, 
after suffering a 58 drop last week.  Thinking about sending their team manager to 
the Dark Arena is IT'S THE SAME MOVIE!, after suffering a 58 drop in ranking.  Rumor 
has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of DUNGEON CELL 14.  Note their drop 
in the rankings from 104th to 158th.  Watch out!!!  The boys at 10/24/04-A aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 57 drop last week.  
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is RETIRED, after 
suffering a 65 drop in ranking.  The boys at OCT 2004 12 aren't the happy-go-lucky 
bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 28 drop last week.  Rumor has it an 
incurable disease has swept the stable of GOOD SEX?.  Note their drop in the rankings 
from 95th to 165th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the 
Dark Arena is ONE OF MANY, after suffering a 26 drop in ranking.  The boys at ORGAN 
GRINDER aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 57 
drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of MUSCLE MEN 
11.  Note their drop in the rankings from 35th to 168th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking 
about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is NUMBERS 11, after suffering a 
28 drop in ranking.  The boys at C. U. LATER aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all 
know and love, after suffering a 23 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of STATEHOOD 3.  Note their drop in the rankings from 
144th to 173rd.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark 
Arena is SMARTER THAN, after suffering a 49 drop in ranking.  The boys at HARD LIQUOR 
3 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 46 drop 
last week.  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is ODDITIES, 
after suffering a 46 drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept 
the stable of ON A WHIM.  Note their drop in the rankings from 145th to 177th.  Watch 
out!!!  The boys at A TOUCH OF EVIL aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and 
love, after suffering a 82 drop last week.  Thinking about sending their team manager 
to the Dark Arena is NUMBERS 6, after suffering a 176 drop in ranking.  The boys at 
ANOTHER DIABLO? aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering 
a 137 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of 
FLYING DRAGONS.  Note their drop in the rankings from 6th to 183rd.  Watch out!!!  
The boys at AN ARCANE SEA aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 38 drop last week.  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark 
Arena is OCT 2004 C, after suffering a 34 drop in ranking.  The boys at SISSIES 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 30 drop last 
week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of MORE IN 82.  Note 
their drop in the rankings from 148th to 188th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending 
their team manager to the Dark Arena is BRAINIAC II, after suffering a 29 drop in 
ranking.  The boys at KELLUMBO'S KIDS 13 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know 
and love, after suffering a 12 drop last week.  The boys at SPECIAL ED 197 are 
walking tall, as they are ranked 9th on their first try!  Going for the Duelmaster 
soon?  Well, BAD RI'S, you can show this to your parents.  But you'll have to do 
better than 2-3-0 if you want your names in this space again...  Practice pays for 
CAL RIPPER JR, who pummelled 1104, to pocket 39 points.  TWIG certainly had a baffled 
expression on his face, after losing to NECTARINE and losing 16 points in the 
process!  You could cut the tension with a scimitar as DYNAMO of PERPETUAL MOTION met 
the Duelmaster.  What can be a greater victory?  DYNAMO has taken his place as the 
top, as DWES EG's new Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in DWES EG is using psychics 
to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in DARK 
TOADS 04Z are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  Like a pup 
with its tail between its legs, KELLUMBO'S KIDS 13 scurried away from DARK TOADS 04Z. 
Oh, the shame!  Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and PROJECT is it right now.  
Most challenged warrior.  Isn't ONE OF MANY proud!  CHANGING BUFFALO challenged FOUR 
AND OUT!  Who says TRIBAL COUNCIL are just a bunch of wimps!  CHANGING BUFFALO of 
TRIBAL COUNCIL kept his wits as he bested FOUR AND OUT.  Mismatched by 10 points, 
PROJECT was subdued by TUNNEL.  Is this really worth noting?  I thought TUNNEL showed 
great skill and promise when he beat PROJECT.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Alas, poor 
MEGALODON.  We all know DEVILS OF THE DEEP's retirement plan isn't the best in the 
world.  FROZBOZ, may you be as missed when your time comes.  I hear MALIGNANT of THE 
BROTHERHOOD 39 tired of the battles and was thinking of becoming a priest.  LAZY DOG 
of BEER 3 saved him the effort of getting references.  MEGALODON of DEVILS OF THE 
DEEP met the ultimate defeat at the hands of FROZBOZ of FIRES OF HEAVEN 4.  We wait 
with tainted breath for bloodfeud.  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will 
pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  DWES EG, I leave you now.  The 
Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Swinging Aardvark.  'Til next time-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DYNAMO 24403                 10   4    110         PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SON OF SAM 7015               7   6  2 139         NO REMORSE (1008)         
 PATRIOT 11164                18  23  1 119         BRAVE NEW WORLD (1617)    
 PUD #5A 20722                19  17    110         MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)   
-HEEZIE 19373                  8   3  1 100         SKEEZANKS (2997)          
-BIG BANG 18009               14  24  2  94         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 M. GILLIAM 13182              6   4     92         TROJAN HORSE (1922)       
-BUM 16991                     8   4  1  91         EXIT ONLY (2585)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLIF 17401                   13   6  1  90         4 LETTER DOGS (2659)      
 FROZBOZ 14622                 7   3  1  90         FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (2181)  
 PUD 126 22024                13   8     86         PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       
 CARMELO 17510                 9   8     81         SUPERIOR FORCES A20 (2680)
 FREAKIN GENIUS 19858         13  10     79         ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    
-AULIC II 7061                 9  10  2  77         A UNIT IX (1014)          
-FLUFFY BUNNY 18105            7   2     77         OFFENDED SANDY (2774)     
 BYX 24760                     6   2     77         FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     
 CULINARY 17479               10  11     76         C. U. LATER (2674)        
-PORN BRINGER 25877            5   1     76         ALMOST 2 (4163)           
 TUNNEL 24276                  7   4     74         DARK PASSAGE (3870)       
-MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 26366       6   3     74         SESAME STAPH (4258)       
-TRANGLOTH 11139               9   5  1  71         BLACK HOLD (1320)         
-TRINITY 17006                 8   4     69         MY TC'S (2588)            
-IOWA 25141                    7   7  1  67         BIG 10 (4021)             

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITA 27080                    4   2  1  67         DARK TOADS 04D (4391)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FULL OF HOT AIR 16328        10   7     66         SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   
 CLEVELAND STEAMER 25002      10   5     66         OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       
 NECTARINE 19639               7   3     66         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 UBER GOOBER 26198            10   4     65         NUTS (4226)               
 HIGHWAY TO HELL 2849          7   2     65         AC/DC (394)               
 MEMPHIS 29598                 5   1     65         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 
-OSU 25144                     9   5  2  64         BIG 10 (4021)             
 FOUR AND OUT 26049           11   8     63         MORE IN 82 (4196)         
-ANGEL 17007                   6   5  1  62         MY TC'S (2588)            
 CHANGING BUFFALO 18031        5   2  1  62         TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     
 SIRLOIN STEAK 13792           4   0     62         ENTREES (2041)            
-CONSTITUTION ROOM 22818       3   1     62         PHILLY FTF (3634)         
 SUAVE 14546                  10   9  2  61         SMARTER THAN (2167)       
 ROXY 6622                     7   4     61         LUROCIANS IX (932)        
 BLACK THUNDER 16688           5   3     60         THE HELL PATROL (2536)    
 MAXIMUM EFFORT 11013          6   4     59         SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599) 
 OSCAR 15865                   4   4  1  59         WHETSTONE 2O II (2393)    
 TUNNELING GERBIL 16719        4   1     59         LUROCIANS FTF021 (2541)   
-SHONTEY 26746                 5   2     58         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  
 PROJECT 26080                11   6     57         ONE OF MANY (4203)        
 MORBID 18694                  8  10  1  57         DARK THUGS (2876)         
 HEDWIG 11622                  6   6  1  57         LUROCIAN XIII (1688)      
-LOAD MASTER 15924             5   6     57         ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   
-THIP 30968                    4   0     57         DARK TOWER (2589)         
 DEATH BY NPC 20688            3   2     57         THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RYAN 25139                    6   8     56         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
-MICHIGAN 25145                6   8     56         BIG 10 (4021)             
 HARMONY 26932                 3   1     56         PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 
 DOLAN 15864                   2   4     56         WHETSTONE 2D II (2392)    
 EZEKIEL 23551                 2   1     56         BLOOD ANGELS (3760)       
-EVERCLEAR 25149               7   7     55         DRINKS (4022)             
 BREEZY 28451                  4   0     55         NAMES? (4632)             
 MORE COWBELL! 29315           3   0     55         BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)        
 ??RADAR?? 20310               1   7     54         DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (3177)
 12A 7D 26666                  7  15     53         B5 2 (4316)               
 A BOY NAMED SUE 29323         5   4  1  53         BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        
-YELLOW POST-IT 26131          9   4     52         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
 SEX CAMEL 25548               5   6  3  52         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
-SALTY SUSAN 24981             6   7     50         SPICE RACK (3989)         
 LOSING TO SOULTAKER 21016     5   0     50         THINGS THAT SUCK3 (3301)  
-BEDTIME 28461                 4   0     50         12:35 AM (4634)           
 TWIG 25226                    8   5     49         POWER PLAY (4037)         
-ED 25138                      7   7     49         POKER NIGHT (4020)        
 CARMEN 18936                  4  11     49         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2919)
-EHH 26057                     6   6     47         VERY POOR (4198)          
 CUNNING PRINCE 26936          6   1     46         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6 (4366)  
-THE BIZZLE 18151              5   4     46         HOMIES (2783)             
 ICHIRO TRICKLE 19442          3   3     44         NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)   
 ELRIC 27440                   2   0     44         LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461) 
-LITTLE DAMAGE 22835           4   2  1  43         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       
-DESCARTES 23745               4  13     43         BRAINIAC (303)            
 HOWIE LONG 13248              3   1     43         1990 RAIDERS (1934)       
 TWAIN 31279                   3   0     43         COUNTRY HOEDOWN? (5146)   
 INDIANA JONES IV 20076        4   5     42         THE GERIATRIC YEARS (3131)
 DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS 24321       4   0     42         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
 DEADLA 20623                  3   2     42         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2263)
 JILES MCCOY 20996             3   1     42         WAY TOO MUCH BEER 6 (3297)
-BROCK 27085                   2   0     42         DARK TOADS 04E (4392)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TEEVELLA 24954                3   2     41         KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)    
 ROBERT 17074                  3   3     40         ARRYN TOADS (2601)        
 ROBB 17054                    3   1     40         TOAD KINGS (2597)         
 HOT RAIL 18460                3   6     40         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 CAL RIPPER JR 6799            1   1     40         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
-RASPY F. NEWT 23857           6  14  1  39         VERMIN!! (334)            
-SHARK BAIT! 24424             6   7     39         OOH HAA HAA (3893)        
 YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! 28449    5   4     39         NAMES? (4632)             
 ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 855      6   4     38         HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       
-NANO 26164                    5   7     38         FLOPS (4220)              
-WARRIOR 1 22691               4   6     38         TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    
-2805 17777                    4   0     38         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
-1001 25095                    3   7  1  37         DUMB PUDS (4011)          
 GUARDIAN 16446                2   3     37         WAY TOO MUCH BEER5 (2491) 
-PROFESSOR IVY 23587           1   5     36         LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)   
 VAN DER HEARTT 18376          4   5     35         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2826)
 THE BOBSTER 1072              4   5     35         ODDITIES (184)            
 DYLAN 32484                   3   5     34         TRAUMATOPHOBIACS (5355)   
-C 24427                       2   1     34         LANGUAGES (3894)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUICKSTRIKE 31900             7   7  2  32         FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     
-POSTHUMUS 25133               4   6     32         OBVERSIONS (4019)         
 WHITNEY 26879                 3   1     32         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 5 (4356)  
-BLUE TOE DENTIST 27040        3   1     32         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 VAMPIRE 29366                 2   0     32         DARK TOADS 04V (4791)     
-DELERIUM 1087                 5   2     31         ALTERED STATES (187)      
 DAMION CORONA 24700           3   5  1  31         DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     
 LOSING TO  MANAGER 20031      2   1     31         THINGS THAT SUCK 2 (3122) 
 SUPER 8 23858                 3   9     30         ON A WHIM (301)           
-DAYDREAM BELIEVER 31100       2   0     29         CLASSIC HITS (5112)       
 PAIRS 25072                   2   0     29         DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        
 THE SPONGE 20381              2   1     29         THE C TEAM (3190)         
-DEY 26749                     1   2     29         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  
 POX 31899                     6  10     28         FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     
-THAT'S ME 22831               2   4     28         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       
 0008 30979                    2   0     28         OCT 2004 6 (5089)         
-REDED DEVILSHOOTER 24719      1   2     28         DREAM RIPPERS (3943)      
 PLUM 19640                    1   7     28         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 TWINS 25073                   2   1     27         DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        
 PRISONER 0036 29690           1   2     27         DUNGEON CELL 8 (4851)     
 GRIM DEMISE 7357              2   1     26         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 ZOMBIE 31867                  2   0     26         DARK TOADS 04Z (5260)     
 ESTRADA 31507                 2   1     25         EX-PHILLIS (5190)         
-MR BROKEN 29722               1   3  1  25         SLOW MOTION (4857)        
 BURKES CAFE 6800              1   3     25         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 PULL MY FINGER 8414           3   0  1  24         BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   
-PRISONER 0064 31414           2   0  1  24         DUNGEON CELL 13 (5173)    
-OPOSSUMS 21049                1   1     24         INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEEN 24322                    3   0  1  23         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
 GREEN FIVE 25052              2   0     23         UNO 4WI (4003)            
 BUTT UGLY CARPET 21974        2   0     23         MORE STUFF (3484)         
 LAZY DOG 13678                1   3  1  23         BEER 3 (2018)             
-PERCY QUIN 24 29478           1   1     22         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
 FLESH GRINDER 21778           2   1     21         LUROCIANS XXXII (3446)    
-SWEET 25058                   1   0     21         6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        
-MAXIM DE WINTER 16623         1   0     21         GOOD EVENING (2527)       
 DUELIST ONE 18962             1   0     21         3 TEAM (2924)             
-CLONEDMETOO 29594             1   0     21         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 24 (4832) 
-ERYTUS 20975                  1   0     21         ARGOS II (3294)           
 DRAGONIS 31892                4   4     20         FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAPANGA 31903                 4   8     20         FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     
 TOKUGADA 20876                2   0     20         DARK TOADS 03R (3274)     
-1100 17778                    2   0     20         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
-THUNDERFOX 24773              2   2     20         DARK RITUAL (3954)        
 NORMAL WARRIOR 27418          1   1     20         SUPERIOR FORCES 340 (4457)
 BLOODY MESS 29591             2   0     19         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 23 (4831) 
 LORGAR 23564                  2   1     19         WORD BEARERS (3762)       
 ILILIIIL 29803                1   0     19         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (4873)
 MICKEY 30992                  1   0     19         THIRSTY THUGS 0417 (5092) 
 SLIDER 31743                  1   2     19         10/24/04-E (5235)         
 MARGARITA 29449               1   0     19         THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 
 SIR BLAOCKS A LOT 20378       1   0     19         THE C TEAM (3190)         
 GABRIEL 30569                 2   0     18         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011) 
 SMOKE 30250                   1   1     18         WARM (4960)               
-REPREHENSIBLE 27850           0   2     18         THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (4527) 
 LOUISIANA 13695               2   2     17         STATEHOOD 3 (2022)        
 PRISONER 0083 31432           2   1     17         DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)    
 KAYLEIGH 23270                1   1  1  17         SUPERIOR FORCES 730 (3706)
 STANLEY 31204                 1   0  1  17         SPECIAL ED 198 (5132)     
 SHAKE 30242                   1   2     17         COLD (4959)               
 KAHLUA 29443                  1   0     17         THIRSTY THUGS 0403 (4806) 
-PHP 19486                     1   4     17         INQUISITION 0314 (3017)   
 SAMURI CRACK 31884            1   0     17         BAD RI'S (5263)           
 SILLY SALLY 30150             1   0     17         LUROCIANS 25 FTF04 (4940) 
 NIGHTTRAIN 30987              1   0     17         THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091) 
 NR LONG TERM 20380            0   1     17         THE C TEAM (3190)         
 2502 17759                    3   1     16         NUMBERS 3 (2718)          
 MASSETER 28900                2   0     16         MUSCLE MEN 9 (4710)       
 GUY TWO 18953                 1   2     16         1 TEAM (2922)             
 SKILLFUL SCOTT 30152          1   1     16         LUROCIANS 25 FTF04 (4940) 
 ISO BIO 27431                 1   0     16         LUROCIANS LOADED 3 (4460) 
 POKEY 20377                   0   2     16         THE C TEAM (3190)         
 SOMEDAY 27978                 0   2     16         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 13 (4553) 
 GUY ONE 18950                 0   2     16         1 TEAM (2922)             
 CHRISTIAN 27099               0   2     16         DARK TOADS 04H (4395)     
 DOLORES HERBIG 31721          1   2     15         10/24/04-A (5231)         
-TEST1 19558                   1   2     15         INQUISITION 0318 (3031)   
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE 31563      1   2     15         IT'S THE SAME MOVIE (5201)
 JEAN GREY 28312               0   1     15         WENSINWASIN MH2 (4613)    
 RED MONICA 28272              0   1     15         WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)    
 PRISONER 0080 31431           2   1     14         DUNGEON CELL 16 (5176)    
-14A 9D 26688                  1   5     14         B5 6 (4320)               
 MIDORI 29089                  1   3     14         THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 
 PUD 108 22005                 1   1     14         DUDS AGAIN 2 (3490)       
-GLORIOUS 17497                1   1     14         G-FORCE (2678)            
 MARNEEKA 31305                1   1     14         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 23 (4831) 
 NAKED TWISTER 31102           1   2     13         GOOD SEX? (5113)          
 ARGONAUT #8 20954             1   2     13         ARGUS VI (3290)           
 NALU HIMSELF 31199            1   0     13         SPECIAL ED 197 (5131)     
 SOULTAKER 31200               1   0     13         SPECIAL ED 197 (5131)     
 NO NOSE NOAH 31202            1   0     13         SPECIAL ED 197 (5131)     
 BOBBY THE BRICK 31154         1   0     13         SPECIAL ED 188 (5122)     
 BASKET CASE 29516             1   0     13         SPECIAL ED 185 (4821)     
 DREAM 1090                    3   0     12         ALTERED STATES (187)      
-0007 30972                    2   2     12         OCT 2004 5 (5088)         
 TESTAMENT 31253               2   0     12         THE BROTHERHOOD 52 (5141) 
-KARMA POLICE 31516            1   0     12         OK COMPUTER (5192)        
 TURHOK 32140                  1   1     12         DELTA (5301)              
 FLOYD > FLOUNDER 30954        0   2     12         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      
 GEORGE 31744                  2   1  1  11         10/24/04-F (5236)         
 STAR WARS 30418               1   0     11         70'S CHILD (4985)         
-FLOOZY 24898                  1   0     11         F-TROOP (2677)            
 BLINDING 16329                1   0     11         SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HG 30999                      1   0     11         THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 
-SONGMASTER 24808              0   3     11         TIME HUNTERS (3961)       
-MOGWAI 31924                  0   1     11         COLLEGE RADIO II (5268)   
 NEW MEXICO 13686              3   1     10         STATEHOOD (2020)          
-V.H.S. 13681                  1   1     10         NEW TECHNOLOGY (2019)     
 THANKS, RANDY 30781           1   2     10         RETIRED (5052)            
 DA 4 30924                    1   0     10         BAD SHEETS (5081)         
-GINGER 30563                  1   0     10         KELUMBO'S KIDS 32 (5010)  
 THE DORK ONE 28222            1   0     10         BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)  
-PRISONER 0090 31441           1   0     10         DUNGEON CELL 18 (5178)    
 DINGBAT POLLY 29513           1   0     10         SPECIAL ED 159 (4820)     
-COLORADO 13703                2   2  1   9         STATEHOOD 4 (2023)        
-0009 31109                    2   2  1   9         OCT 2004 7 (5114)         
 LYCURGUS 20946                2   2  1   9         ARGUS VIII (3288)         
 PRUPP 32119                   2   0      9         TYPHOON (5297)            
-RETIRED 31614                 1   0      9         I'M (5211)                
 GANGRENE 30731                1   2      9         THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 
 VENTILATED VINNY 29518        1   0      9         SPECIAL ED 185 (4821)     
-CLRK 31522                    1   0      9         4 LETTER KENTS (5193)     
-ROLEN 31508                   1   1      9         EX-PHILLIS (5190)         
 HPNO 31002                    1   0      9         THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)  
-ARCANE TORNADO 16749          1   0      9         THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547)   
-DNA 30191                     1   0      9         TECH 8 (4948)             
-MRS BUTTERWORTH 30115         1   1      9         BASHERS (4933)            
-0013 31120                    2   2      8         OCT 2004 9 (5116)         
-WILDTRACKER 24726             2   2      8         NIGHTSLASH (3945)         
 0017 31470                    2   2      8         OCT 2004 11 (5183)        
-NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426         2   2      8         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 LONGUS COLLI 28905            2   2      8         MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      
 UGLY OLGA 31153               1   0      8         SPECIAL ED 188 (5122)     
 INDIGNATION 25906             1   1      8         THE BROTHERHOOD 46 (4169) 
-2201 17794                    1   1      8         NUMBERS 10 (2725)         
 PUD #38 19876                 0   2      8         MORE NEW TEAMS 8 (3091)   
 PRISONER 0069 31419           1   2      7         DUNGEON CELL 14 (5174)    
 NUTHYN 32147                  1   1      7         GAMMA HORDE (5302)        
-TARTAR SAUCE! 31031           0   1      7         PATRICK'S POTTYMOUT (5099)
-OPIE TAYLOR 32019             0   1      7         HARMLESS (5279)           
-ZEBRA 31553                   0   1      7         MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 
 NASTY MALE 31162              0   1      7         SPECIAL ED 189 (5123)     
-HYPATIA 30568                 0   1      7         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011) 
-SLY SNAKE 30284               0   1      7         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 29 (4966) 
-HAIL 30252                    0   1      7         ICY (4961)                
 INSTILLED IRIS 31181          0   1      7         SPECIAL ED 193 (5127)     
 DOMINO 20892                  0   1      7         DARK TOADS 03U (3277)     
-HULK HOGAN 25440              0   1      7         TIGTOAD'S SECRET LO (4076)
-JULIENNE 28026                0   1      7         PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 
-ONE IN HAND 32024             0   1      7         GET IT NOW! (5280)        
 ANITA BONGGETT 30904          0   1      7         PASSING TIME (5077)       
-NOBLEN THE NET 30953          0   1      7         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      
-OUTSIDE RICHARD 31460         1   3      6         SLOW MOTION (4857)        
 2301 17798                    1   3      6         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
 0019 31474                    1   3      6         OCT 2004 12 (5184)        
 NOSTROMO 29562                1   1      6         A TOUCH OF EVIL (4826)    
 2804 17776                    1   3      6         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 CAUGHT IN D RI 31885          1   0      6         BAD RI'S (5263)           
 BAERL 32130                   1   1      6         CHURCH OF POWER (5299)    
-FABIO 30722                   0   2      6         STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
-UNI-BALL 19450                0   2      6         INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   
 0024 31680                    1   2      5         OCT 2004 B (5225)         
 KANSAS 31890                  1   2      5         FLYING DRAGONS (5264)     
 ANGIE 27066                   0   1      5         DARK TOADS 04B (4389)     
 CHEESE HEAD 29520             0   1      5         SPECIAL ED 155 (4822)     
 THUNDERBIRD 30981             0   1      5         THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 USELESS AL 29523              0   1      5         SPECIAL ED 155 (4822)     
 PORK RIND 31886               0   1      5         BAD RI'S (5263)           
 AUSTIN 27065                  0   1      5         DARK TOADS 04A (4388)     
-MANAGER 17003                 0   1      5         TC'D WHEN? (2587)         
 STINKY SWEATY HIPPY 29524     0   1      5         SPECIAL ED 155 (4822)     
 WAFFLE EAR 29522              0   1      5         SPECIAL ED 155 (4822)     
-SHRINKAGE 21124               0   1      5         ROIDS R GOOD (3320)       
 CISCO 31005                   0   1      5         THIRSTY THUGS 0414 (5095) 
 ACTION JACKSON 31193          0   1      5         SPECIAL ED 196 (5130)     
 OSMOSIS 28030                 0   3      5         SISSIES (4563)            
 PANCREAS 28937                1   1      4         ORGAN GRINDER (4717)      
 GUNNAH 32120                  1   1      4         TYPHOON (5297)            
 DINNOI 32142                  1   1      4         DELTA (5301)              
-EXAR KUN 24896                0   4      4         FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     
 0025 31685                    0   3      3         OCT 2004 C (5226)         
-HEARTSEEKER 24728             0   3      3         NIGHTSLASH (3945)         
 PUD #35 19875                 0   2      2         MORE NEW TEAMS 7 (3090)   
 BLACKENED 29566               0   2      2         A TOUCH OF EVIL (4826)    
 CORPUS CALLOSUM 28912         0   2      2         BRAINIAC II (4712)        
 0030 32050                    0   1      1         OCT 2004 16 (5283)        
 RI WHISKEY 31883              0   1      1         BAD RI'S (5263)           
 0027 32042                    0   1      1         OCT 2004 15 (5282)        
-0015 28993                    0   1      1         JULY 2004 (4728)          
-CEREBELLUM 28913              0   1      1         BRAINIAC II (4712)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SEA DOG 32443           0  1   AN ARCANE SEA 5086   BANDIT PRINCE         136  NONE
MELEAGER 20940          0  1   ARGOS IX 3287        WEEN 24322            134   
AZE 31887               0  1   BAD RI'S 5263        WURM KIN              136  NONE
CEREBRUM 3893           1  1   BRAIN BOYZ TOO 538   PRISONER 0064 31414   134   
ORDER GUARD 3 32091     1  1   CLAN OF ORDER 5291   STANLEY 31204         136   
MEGALODON 32285        10  3   DEVILS OF THE D 5329 FROZBOZ 14622         136   
POSSUMS 23222           1  4   INQUISITION PHL 3699 OSCAR 15865           135   
JOE HENRY 24319         0  2   KCR COLLEGE RAD 3879 BANDIT PRINCE         136  NONE
1102 17780              1  3   NUMBERS 7 2722       XARO 24716            136   
BROKEN CONDOM 16984     2  4   OOPS!!! 2584         MR BROKEN 29722       135   
INTESTINE 28936         0  1   ORGAN GRINDER 4717   DREAMKICKER 24718     135   
I. B. VIOLATIN 31461    1  3   SLOW MOTION 4857     LYCURGUS 20946        135   
ALSO RAN 29521          0  1   SPECIAL ED 155 4822  GEORGE 31744          136   
SOUTH DAKOTA 13691      1  1   STATEHOOD 2 2021     0009 31109            134   
MALIGNANT 32001         2  1   THE BROTHERHOOD 5277 LAZY DOG 13678        136   
ARCHIE BUNKER 27230     0  2   TV LAND 4421         DAMION CORONA 24700   135   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

11 November 2004
All you alliance-type people, I'm trying (again!) to get my alliance listing correct
and up to date.  Either send me a diplo (address it to The Saint) or send your
updates to me directly at Sue at solberg-mathews.com.  As you may guess, replace the
at with @ and you're good to go (I do hate spammy mail and this will end up on the
web).

I have information on the following alliances:  ADIO, Allied Axis, Armada,
Brotherhood of Justice, Brotherhood of the Blade, Cadre, CDC, Chaos, Inc., Circle of
Order, Company of Brothers, Consortium, Council of Lords, Couple Good Guys, Crimson
Vengeance, DOA, DOOMcorps, Enigmafia, Eurosquad, Fascist Federation, FONZ,
Frothingslosh Syndicate, GAPPDA, Homeland Alliance, IT Alliance, Jingoists, kLk,
Knights of the Covenant, LBA, League Arcane, Legion6, Living Essences, Lords and
Ladies of Darkness, Manic Union, Midnight Foundation, Minions of Diana, Monarchs of
Montezuma, NCA, NIMROD, R.A.G.E., Seventh Sons, The Firm, The French Connection,
Vendett@ United, and the Vendetta Cartel.

If you are a member of one of these alliances, let me know.  If you are a member of
some other alliance that isn't listed, let me know.  If you were at any point in your
past a part of one of these alliance but are now independent, also let me know.
Going inactive doesn't mean you get removed from this list; people are assumed to
still be in the same alliance when they return.  Even having everyone in an alliance
go inactive doesn't change anything.  If an alliance is officially disbanding, that's
another thing you have to let me know....

The Saint, keeper of lists

P.S.  If you already responded to my online plea (and I replied), you can ignore
this.

17 November 2004
                       Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups
                                  Hosted by Hammer

     Niytyole Island DM 33 has dwindled to the point where as of T-482 [duedate
November 3, 2004] there were only 2 active stables listed with 3 inactive stables in
a once thriving and lively regular arena.
     During the past 40+ cycles Hammer has been hosting the Hammer Run for the Roll
Ups in DM 33.
     Thus far only the Ripper and Slasher categories have produced winners to claim
the 5 New Team Roll Ups Prize for being the first declared Style Master of their
respective categories to graduate.
     Every contending stable has gone inactive for one reason or another, including
CASINO HAMMERZ, over the past several months.
     Now DM 33 faces the harsh reality that if RSI chooses to close any arenas due to
little or no interest, Niytyole Island could very well head the list of endangered
regular arenas!
     In an effort to preserve his beloved island, Hammer is announcing the
continuation of the Hammer Run for the Roll Ups; combined with the Hammer 500 which
will conclude both contests on T-500 [duedate July 13, 2005] should DM 33 continue to
remain open in the coming months.
     Attention Hammer Runners!
     The Hammer Run is for 0 FE Basic Arena Warriors ONLY.  Participants MUST Be
Declared in the P-ads On or Before their First DM 33 Basic Arena Fight to Qualify as
a Hammer Runner!  Winners of Each Category will receive 5 New Team Roll Up Gift
Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  [On the condition that they
Graduate on or before T-500; see amended rules below!]
     The following Style Master categories remain open with a listing of how many
declared contestants are still entered and their W/L recognition record at the time
of their disappearance from the Hammer Run competition:
     (P-ad declarations in parenthesis)
     [Manager name/Stable name in brackets] followed by their last known W/L
recognition ranking
Rippers  Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-475
     01.  WINNER T-475 Lucky Lady Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] WINNER T-475
Lungers
     01.  Hey, Zeus! (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails]  14-15-0,73
     02.  Career Criminal (T-455) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  3-2-0,14
Strikers
     01.  Stone Face Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,52
Pikers
     01.  Siren (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men]  0-0-0,0
     02.  Gordie (T-463) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-2-0,21
     03.  Bluffing Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,25
Slashers Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-469
     01.  WINNER T-469 Light Da' Pyre (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] WINNER T-469
Total Parodys
     01.  Doctor Lecter (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  13-1-0,84
     02.  Mirikle (T-447) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall]  ?-?-?,??
     03.  Maverick Hammer (T-465) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,26
Plungers
     01.  Piggy (T-455) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-8-0,19
     02.  Cool Hand Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,48
Bashers
     01.  Repeat Offender (T-447) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  6-5-2,33
     02.  Joe Friday (T-448) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  8-8-1,47
     03.  Big Casino Hammer (T-476) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  0-0-0,0
Wastes
     01.  Luftschwein (T-452) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  5-8-0,23
Aimers
     01.  Porkey LR (T-463)  [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  2-3-0,9
     As you can plainly see, the Hammer Run is still wide open in several categories,
depending upon whether or not the deactivated stables are reactivated for the Hammer
500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups contest!
     Any declared warrior who succeeds in graduating by T-500 will win 5 New Team
Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  Gift Certs will be
awarded as soon as possible upon official graduation if the graduation occurs prior
to T-500.
     On T-500 the highest ranked ACTIVE declared warrior in the category(s) without a
Graduate will win 2 New Team Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of
Hammer!
     Additional Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Gift Cert Prizes:
     Five (5) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager whose warrior claims the
Duelmaster Throne on T-500.
     Two (2) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
as the highest Active Challenger Champion, Champion, Challenger Adept, Adept,
Challenger Initiate and Initiate on T-500.
     In the event that NO Duelmaster is seated upon the Duelmaster Throne on T-500
there will be Three (3) Gift Certs awarded to the managers whose Active warriors are
tied for recognition points at the Top of the Challenger Champions recognition
standings.  [Therefore, the Top CC will be awarded 3 Gift Certs instead of 2 for
being ranked as the highest CC on T-500].
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) graduate on
T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) receive
their graduation announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
in the Top Warrior Of Each Style newsletter announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Chartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Unchartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Popularity Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as This
Week's Favorite on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as The
Current Top Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Number One Team On The Move Point Gainer on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Chartered Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Unchartered Team on T-500.
     SHOULD RSI CHOOSE TO CLOSE DM 33 PRIOR TO T-500 ONLY THE HIGHEST ACTIVE DECLARED
STYLE MASTER CONTESTANTS WILL BE AWARDED TWO (2) GIFT CERTS AND ALL OTHER PRIZE
CATEGORIES WILL BE DECLARED NULL AND VOID BY HAMMER!!!!!!!!!
     The purpose of this contest is to restore DM 33 to a lively and entertaining
arena!
     Hammer is willing to foot the Prize bill in a last ditch effort to save Niytyole
Island from deletion if RSI and the Gladiatorial Commission decide that more arenas
need to be closed due to lack of participation and interest.
     Should this effort fail to spare DM 33 from deletion, then Hammer is prepared to
transfer CASINO HAMMERZ to another arena if Niytyole Island is closed by RSI and the
Gladiatorial Commission.
     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Your Hammer 500-
Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and WeaponSmith
of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe in DM 28

8 December 2004
Battle Royal 4
     The Battle Royal arena contests are one of the purest tests of manager skill
available. The rules are simple.  The scoring is simple.  The updates are live.  If
you would like to participate, simply get a team ready in Talcama in the next month
and announce in the personals that you're in.  The prize is bragging rights and
having your name along side previous winners (Doc Steele, Manray Frothingslosh, and
Manager).  It is a brutal contest, but it is a lot of fun!
     Basic rules:  No avoiding other contest teams.  Score = Wins + Kills - Losses.
Only fights against other BR teams count.  First team to 25 wins!
     BR4 begins in Talcama (DM 18) on turn 502, due on Jan 29, 2005.
     Visit http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br4 for more information.

8 December 2004
TURF WAR IV -- GRAND CONTEST NOTICE!
     The Turf War IV Grand Contest will commence on Turn 221 (approx. February 22,
2005).  For those who have never participated, Turf Wars are alliance-type contest
and Winner-Takes-All.  There are no 2nd place winners!
     Everyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created to compete in the Turf War!  However, to participate, each alliance must:
     A.  Announce the alliance name and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
         (DM #47) newsletter.
Captains are responsible for:
     A.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance;
     B.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the TW4.
Managers must:
     A.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-up Gift Certificate to participate;
     B.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name and alliance
         in which they will be fighting under, in the DM #47 North Fork newsletter.
Rules:
1.  No scoring will begin until an RSI Roll-up Gift Certificate is received.  No
    exceptions will be made.
2.  Before a manager can compete, he must be acknowledged and verified by the Captain
    of the alliance he has claimed for;
    A.  The following turn, points will begin to be awarded or subtracted;
3.  Only one (1) team per manager may compete.  No multiple aliases please (we'll be
    checking this and if caught...you'll be disqualified and no refund);
4.  The contest will end on Turn 233 (12 turns!).  Winners will be announced on Turn
    234 and prizes sent to winning alliance between Turn 233 and 234.
5.  No declarations will be acknowledged after Turn 231.
6.  For the purpose of scoring, I reserve the right to make all final decisions.
Scoring:         Win    Lose     Kill     Die
Challenge         +2     -2       +5       -5
Match-up          +1     -1       +1       -5
Bloodfeud         +2     -5       +5       -10
Champion          x2     x2       x2       x2
Downchallenge     +2     -5       +2       -10
Dark Arena       +10     -5       xx       xx
Special Scoring:
     A.  Each mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points;
     B.  Each Style Master is worth 5 points;
Champions:
     A.  Champions may be declared, but are not mandatory.  If declared, they must be
         in the Adepts or lower brackets.
Bloodfeuds:
     A.  Bloodfeuds will count for all four turns.  However, the same warrior may not
         bloodfeud all four turns.  A penalty of -10 will be given to the team who
         violates this rule.
Special Conditions:
     A.  I reserve the right for all final decisions.
     B.  If I make a mistake, I'll multiply the points by 2;
     C.  If you claim I did, and *YOU* are wrong; I'll subtract points at the rate of
         x10!
     D.  Each alliance begins with zero (0) points.
     E.  Dark Arena may be used on the first turn of every warrior with no penalty.
     F.  T.V.'s won after contest begins gain a Triple rate of scoring.
     G.  T.C.'s won after the contest begins gain a multiple of 10 scoring.
     H.  No switching alliances once verified by an alliance.
     Any questions or concerns may be addressed (if you're incarcerated) to:
Baphomet, mgr. Knights Templar (268), DM #47 -- North Fork.
     If you're in the free world:  Rick Strigner  Merit East
                                   SCI  P.O. Box 500
                                   Georgetown, DE  19947-0500
P.S.  Prizes are:
     A.  100% of the roll-up certs
     B.  Currently under negotiations with R.S.I. for other prizes
     C.  A special prize from me that I will discuss with the Captain of the winning
         alliance.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JOE HENRY was dealt death by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SEA DOG was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
AZE was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
TUNNEL savagely defeated PROJECT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's Challenge duel.
MEMPHIS overpowered MORBID in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MORE COWBELL! luckily beat ??RADAR?? in a exciting 6 minute Challenge struggle.
VAMPIRE devastated POX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
DYNAMO viciously subdued PUD #20 in a 2 minute expert's Challenge Title melee.
BYX was overpowered by PUD #5A in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
UBER GOOBER luckily beat OSCAR in a action packed 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
HARMONY beat CUNNING PRINCE in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
CHANGING BUFFALO devastated FOUR AND OUT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
A BOY NAMED SUE demolished ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER in a 1 minute Challenge match.
DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS overpowered SUPER 8 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ZOMBIE overpowered TAPANGA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FLOYD > FLOUNDER was viciously subdued by GABRIEL in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MARNEEKA was devastated by DAMION CORONA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
0024 was outlasted by PRISONER 0083 in a tiresome 7 minute Challenge bout.
NAKED TWISTER was beaten by BURKES CAFE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
OSMOSIS was viciously subdued by PRUPP in a slow 11 minute novice's Challenge contest.
NOSTROMO was demolished by LOUISIANA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
PATRIOT vanquished SON OF SAM in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
MEGALODON was slain by FROZBOZ in a popular 1 minute veteran's match.
HIGHWAY TO HELL lost to CULINARY in a 2 minute veteran's match.
PUD 126 viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
FREAKIN GENIUS was overpowered by CARMELO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TWIG was overpowered by NECTARINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
LITA vanquished CARMEN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CLEVELAND STEAMER defeated HEDWIG in a 2 minute gory expert's duel.
M. GILLIAM overpowered ICHIRO TRICKLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ROXY savagely defeated YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
SUAVE was overcome by DEATH BY NPC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BLACK THUNDER slimly lost to FULL OF HOT AIR in a exciting 6 minute master's fight.
TUNNELING GERBIL savagely defeated ROBB in a tiresome 17 minute gruesome struggle.
ROBERT was defeated by ELRIC in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
DOLAN was demolished by MAXIMUM EFFORT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LOSING TO SOULTAKER vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HOWIE LONG demolished LORGAR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
WHITNEY was overpowered by TWAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
12A 7D vanquished QUICKSTRIKE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
VAN DER HEARTT was narrowly defeated by HOT RAIL in a action packed 5 minute conflict.
THE BOBSTER was overpowered by BREEZY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SEX CAMEL was handily defeated by EZEKIEL in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
INDIANA JONES IV demolished PRISONER 0036 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DEADLA savagely defeated PLUM in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
THE SPONGE was overpowered by SIRLOIN STEAK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GUY TWO was overcome by DYLAN in a 1 minute duel.
DOLORES HERBIG was narrowly defeated by ESTRADA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
GUARDIAN overpowered STUPID GIRL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
KAYLEIGH was overpowered by BUTT UGLY CARPET in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FLESH GRINDER devastated 0025 in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JILES MCCOY devastated NORMAL WARRIOR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SKILLFUL SCOTT was devastated by TWINS in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
WEEN bested CHRISTIAN in a 1 minute gory brawl.
SHAKE defeated GUY ONE in a 1 minute duel.
SMOKE outwaited DINNOI in a slow 24 minute fight.
TOKUGADA bested INDIGNATION in a 1 minute conflict.
WARFLAIL bested 0019 in a 1 minute bout.
GREEN FIVE overpowered YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PAIRS demolished THANKS, RANDY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
POKEY was overcome by ARGONAUT #8 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory bout.
LOSING TO  MANAGER overpowered DRAGONIS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
0008 vanquished NEW MEXICO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PULL MY FINGER defeated SOMEDAY in a 2 minute fight.
GRIM DEMISE overpowered PIRIFORMIS in a 1 minute brutal uneven melee.
CAL RIPPER JR demolished 1104 in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
MIDORI was overpowered by SLIDER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
NUTHYN won victory over STINKY SWEATY HIPPY in a 1 minute novice's contest.
MASSETER beat ANGIE in a popular 5 minute novice's match.
LONGUS COLLI was savagely defeated by ILILIIIL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
CORPUS CALLOSUM was devastated by TURHOK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PANCREAS was demolished by NIGHTTRAIN in a 1 minute uneven match.
BAERL viciously subdued 0027 in a 1 minute gory novice's battle.
GUNNAH lost to PUD 108 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's melee.
ORDER GUARD 3 was slaughtered by STANLEY in a 1 minute uneven match.
MALIGNANT was assassinated by LAZY DOG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DREAM subdued RI WHISKEY in a 2 minute amateur's fray.
KANSAS was vanquished by BLOODY MESS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DREAMKICKER devastated PUD #35 in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BLACKENED was overpowered by 1101 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
XARO easily killed 1102 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GEORGE viciously butchered ALSO RAN in a 2 minute gory amateur's match.
LYCURGUS was savagely defeated by ISO BIO in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's bout.
2502 savagely defeated ELRON in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
2804 was beaten by VENTILATED VINNY in a 2 minute novice's duel.
GANGRENE unbelievably bested 0030 in a exciting 1 minute gory amateur's battle.
PUD #38 was defeated by DA 4 in a action packed 1 minute amateur's fight.
0017 was defeated by DUELIST ONE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
PRISONER 0080 overpowered AUSTIN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
PRISONER 0069 was overpowered by MARGARITA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
2301 was viciously subdued by KAHLUA in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
TESTAMENT defeated ACTION JACKSON in a 1 minute amateur's duel.
RED MONICA was savagely defeated by BASKET CASE in a unpopular 8 minute bloody fight.
BOBBY THE BRICK demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NASTY MALE was bested by SAMURI CRACK in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.
INSTILLED IRIS was handily defeated by STAR WARS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NALU HIMSELF vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fray.
SOULTAKER overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
NO NOSE NOAH demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
CISCO was overpowered by DINGBAT POLLY in a 1 minute uneven contest.
HPNO overcame USELESS AL in a 1 minute novice's fight.
HG overpowered ANITA BONGGETT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MICKEY devastated NR LONG TERM in a 1 minute uneven match.
THUNDERBIRD was overcome by CAUGHT IN D RI in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
SIR BLAOCKS A LOT overpowered DOMINO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SILLY SALLY luckily beat CHEESE HEAD in a exciting 3 minute bloody duel.
UGLY OLGA viciously subdued PORK RIND in a action packed 3 minute beginner's contest.
JEAN GREY was vanquished by THE DORK ONE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WAFFLE EAR was demolished by BLINDING in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  65         STRIKING ATTACK  105 -  73 -  6      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 36         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  27 -  3      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      32         TOTAL PARRY      115 - 100 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 24         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         LUNGING ATTACK   162 - 177 - 15      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     10         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  23 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         AIMED BLOW        94 - 103 -  4      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  21 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  25 -  1      42  |

Turn 136 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     AIMED BLOW        13 - 19         5  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   24 - 12     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       11 - 10     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  7         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    33 - 32                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 12     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  DYNAMO 24403               10   4  0  110 PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)
TOTAL PARRY      PUD #5A 20722              19  17  0  110 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (3083)
STRIKING ATTACK  M. GILLIAM 13182            6   4  0   92 TROJAN HORSE (1922)
LUNGING ATTACK   FROZBOZ 14622               7   3  1   90 FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (2181)
AIMED BLOW       BYX 24760                   6   2  0   77 FALLEN TERRORS (3951)
BASHING ATTACK   TUNNEL 24276                7   4  0   74 DARK PASSAGE (3870)
PARRY-LUNGE      FULL OF HOT AIR 16328      10   7  0   66 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)
PARRY-STRIKE     NECTARINE 19639             7   3  0   66 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)
WALL OF STEEL    HIGHWAY TO HELL 2849        7   2  0   65 AC/DC (394)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PUD #5A 20722.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ANGIE 27066.  The ten other most popular fighters were OSCAR 15865, VAN DER 
HEARTT 18376, ROXY 6622, BLACK THUNDER 16688, DEADLA 20623, ??RADAR?? 20310, CHEESE 
HEAD 29520, UGLY OLGA 31153, TUNNEL 24276, and DYNAMO 24403.

The least popular fighter this week was SMOKE 30250.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DINNOI 32142, PRUPP 32119, OSMOSIS 28030, TUNNELING GERBIL 16719, RED 
MONICA 28272, PRISONER 0083 31432, BASKET CASE 29516, WAFFLE EAR 29522, JEAN GREY 
28312, and DOMINO 20892.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PUD #20 (82-19855) MORE NEW TEAMS 4