DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/05/2005    Duedate: 03/18/2005

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 142

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FREAKIN GENIUS
ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)
(82-19858) [17-12-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FREAKIN GENIUS                 CORRUPTION
ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)         THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629)
(82-19858) [17-12-0,117]       (82-22745) [6-2-0,91]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PUD 126                        LOAD MASTER
PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)            ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)
(82-22024) [17-10-0,113]       (82-15924) [5-7-0,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ANGRY CHICKENS II (4015)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANGRY CHICKENS II (4015)      32 
2. BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)          31    WORK WITH THIS (4213)
3. STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040)     30    Unchartered Team
4. NUMBERS 6 (2721)              29 
5. EX-PHILLIS (5190)             27    TECH 8 (4948)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SCREAMING BROOD (3940)     6   0  0 100.   1/ 4*ANGRY CHICKENS II (4015)  6  1 1
 2/ 3*TECH 8 (4948)              5   0  0 100.   2- 2*GLAD I'M NOT (4687)       4  3 1
 3- 2*DISORDER (3953)            5   0  0 100.   3- 6*KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    4  6 0
 4- 4*THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (4768)  4   0  0 100.   4/24*11405G (5522)             3  0 0
 5/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4873)  3   0  1 100.   5/ 9*TECH 8 (4948)             3  0 0
 6/11*I'M (5211)                 3   0  0 100.   6/27*BRAIN FOOD 8 (5563)       3  0 0
 7- 5*TECH 1 (4941)              3   0  0 100.   7/25*THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 3  0 0
 8/10*DEMOCRATIC DREAMS (5098)   3   0  0 100.   8/26*DEMOCRATIC DREAMS (5098)  3  0 0
 9/16*11405G (5522)              3   0  0 100.   9/64*EX-PHILLIS (5190)         3  0 0
10/ 7*BRAIN FOOD 8 (5563)        3   0  0 100.  10/10 WORK WITH THIS (4213)     3  0 0
11/ 0*C IS FOR ... (3929)        3   0  0 100.  11/33*PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 3  0 0
12-15*DARK TOADS 05I (5496)      2   0  0 100.  12/14 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       3  0 0
13- 8*TECH 18 (4958)             2   0  0 100.  13/16 MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   3  0 0
14- 9*DID YOU KNOW? (5019)       2   0  0 100.  14/93*BLITZKRIEG IV (2406)      3  1 1
15-12*121604L (5382)             2   0  0 100.  15/36*NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 (2029) 3  1 0
16/ 0*CAPILLARY (5169)           1   0  0 100.  16-17 A UNIT XVI (586)          3  1 0
17/ 0*11405O (5530)              1   0  0 100.  37/137 BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      3  2 0
18/ 0*121604Q (5387)             1   0  0 100.  18/18 NAMES? (4632)             3  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*12/19/04J (5407)           1   0  0 100.  19- 1*ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      3  3 0
20/ 0*12/19/04Q (5414)           1   0  0 100.  20/ 5*ELVENDOME (5216)          3  4 0
21-24*MERCURY RISING (4685)      1   0  0 100.  21/19*MIRKWOOD (5217)           3  4 0
22/ 0*N IS FOR... 2 (4434)       1   0  0 100.  22/59*PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    3  5 0
23/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (3708)  1   0  0 100.  23/60 POWER PLAY (4037)         3  5 0
24/ 0*THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (2063)   1   0  0 100.  24-20*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    3  5 0
25/31*ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)    5   1  0 83.3  25/56*EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  3  6 0
26-30*10/24/04-F (5236)          4   1  1 80.0  26-38 ONE CHANCE (178)          2  0 1
27/38*WARM (4960)                4   1  0 80.0  27- 8*TECH 1 (4941)             2  0 0
28-32*ORCISH MADMEN (3239)       4   1  0 80.0  28/65*WARM (4960)               2  0 0
29/40*BLADES OF HONOR II (3067)  4   1  0 80.0  29-21*DID YOU KNOW? (5019)      2  0 0
30/41*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629)  9   3  0 75.0  30/66*I'M (5211)                2  0 0
31-35*DREAM RIPPERS (3943)       6   2  2 75.0  31-40*OCT 2004 B (5225)         2  0 0
32-36*BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)         6   2  0 75.0  32-42*10/24/04-E (5235)         2  0 0
33/28*12:35 AM (4634)            6   2  0 75.0  33-29*121604L (5382)            2  0 0
34/43*MORE STUFF (3484)          6   2  0 75.0  34-32*DARK TOADS 05I (5496)     2  0 0
35/58*PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562)  3   1  0 75.0  35-34*THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (4768) 2  0 0
36-39*SAND FIENDS (3949)         3   1  0 75.0  06/106*SLAP SHOT (4036)          2  0 0
37/62*HUNDRED-ACRE WOOD (2898)   3   1  0 75.0  37-12*APR 2004B (4465)          2  0 0
38/19*NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 (2029)  3   1  0 75.0  38/76*DARK TOADS 03A1 (3702)    2  0 0
39/42 WORK WITH THIS (4213)     14   5  0 73.7  39-35*SAND FIENDS (3949)        2  0 0
40/ 0 ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314)    10   4  0 71.4  40-15*DISORDER (3953)           2  0 0
41/52*DARK TOADS 03A1 (3702)     5   2  0 71.4  41/84 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599) 2  0 0
42/51*4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)      5   2  0 71.4  42/96*STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 2  1 1
43-44 PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   12   5  0 70.6  24/124*BLADE BROTHERS 12 (4924)  2  1 0
44/45 OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       14   6  0 70.0  44/43*COLD (4959)               2  1 0
45/46 NUTS (4226)               14   6  0 70.0  45/39 BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        2  1 0
46/33 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365)  7   3  1 70.0  46/30*NO RESPECT II (5484)      2  1 0
47-47 FALLEN TERRORS (3951)      8   4  0 66.7  47/31*DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     2  1 0
48/69 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599)  8   4  0 66.7  48/47 SPICE RACK (3989)         2  1 0
49/84*EX-PHILLIS (5190)          6   3  0 66.7  49/44 OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       2  1 0
50/72*LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279)  6   3  0 66.7  30/130 NUTS (4226)               2  1 0
51/ 0*INQUISITION 0305 (3013)    6   3  0 66.7  51/11 FLOPS (4220)              2  1 0
52-49*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011)  4   2  1 66.7  09/109*LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279) 2  1 0
10/110*BLITZKRIEG IV (2406)       4   2  1 66.7  53/ 7 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 2  1 0
54-50*CHURCH OF POWER (5299)     4   2  0 66.7  54/45 DUMB PUDS (4011)          2  1 0
55/79*THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042)  4   2  0 66.7  11/111*ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)   2  1 0
56/ 6*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (4998)  2   1  2 66.7  56/48*12:35 AM (4634)           2  1 0
57/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4771)  2   1  1 66.7  57/49*MORE STUFF (3484)         2  1 0
58/13*NO RESPECT II (5484)       2   1  0 66.7  58/13*DUDS AGAIN 2 (3490)       2  1 0
59/14*DARK TOADS 05K (5487)      2   1  0 66.7  16/116*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 2  1 0
60-55*SMOKE SHOP (5025)          2   1  0 66.7  13/113 OOH HAA HAA (3893)        2  1 0
61-56*OK COMPUTER (5192)         2   1  0 66.7  12/112*4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)     2  1 0
62/ 0*ATTACKO/TCLONES01 (4809)   2   1  0 66.7  19/119 THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131) 2  1 0
63-54*ICY (4961)                 2   1  0 66.7  35/135 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    2  1 0
64/17*THE BROTHERHOOD 92 (4522)  2   1  0 66.7  20/120*STATEHOOD 3 (2022)        2  1 0
65/18*SATAN'S ARMY (4637)        2   1  0 66.7  65-58 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     2  1 0
66-59*STUDS (4671)               2   1  0 66.7  66-55*SHARON STUFF (5362)       2  2 0
19/119*SLAP SHOT (4036)           2   1  0 66.7  01/101*121604K (5381)            2  2 0
68-61*ARGOS II (3294)            2   1  0 66.7  10/110*STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)  2  2 0
69/ 0 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   17   9  0 65.4  33/133*KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  2  2 0
70/86*ANGRY CHICKENS II (4015)   7   4  1 63.6  66/166*NUMBERS 6 (2721)          2  2 0
71-64 TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)      7   4  1 63.6  67/167*THE ACCURSED (3071)       2  2 0
72-65*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 23 (4831)  7   4  0 63.6  72/57*DRIVIN' TUNES (5432)      2  4 0
73-66*TYPHOON (5297)             7   4  0 63.6  73/ 3*CARROCK (5218)            2  5 0
74/ 0 NOSEY (4239)               7   4  0 63.6  74/ 0*RETIRED (5052)            1  0 1
75-70 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 26  15  0 63.4  75-22*ICY (4961)                1  0 0
76/75 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       17  10  0 63.0  76-98*CHURCH OF POWER (5299)    1  0 0
77/76*KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  10   6  1 62.5  77-23*TECH 18 (4958)            1  0 0
78-73 ONE OF MANY (4203)        13   8  0 61.9  78-95*DUNGEON CELL 8 (4851)     1  0 0
79/ 0 EXIT ONLY (2585)           8   5  1 61.5  79/ 0*121604Q (5387)            1  0 0
80/88*THE ACCURSED (3071)       11   7  0 61.1  80/ 0*12/19/04J (5407)          1  0 0
81/74 NAMES? (4632)             14   9  0 60.9  81/ 0*12/19/04Q (5414)          1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/82 BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)         9   6  1 60.0  82/ 0*CAPILLARY (5169)          1  0 0
83/48 BLITZKRIEG III (2410)      6   4  0 60.0  04-104*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 23 (4831) 1  0 0
84/37*BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)    3   2  1 60.0  00-100*SMOKE SHOP (5025)         1  0 0
85/ 0*MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)       3   2  0 60.0  85/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4873) 1  0 0
86-80*DARK RITUAL (3954)         3   2  0 60.0  86-28*10/24/04-F (5236)         1  0 0
87/ 0*M IS FOR ... (3919)        3   2  0 60.0  87/ 0*11405O (5530)             1  0 0
88/67 SESAME STAPH (4258)        7   5  0 58.3  88/ 0 NOSEY (4239)              1  0 0
89/68*SATAN'S KINGDOM (3069)     7   5  0 58.3  89/ 0*N IS FOR... 2 (4434)      1  0 0
90-81 KINGDOM COME (1292)       22  16  1 57.9  90/ 0*THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (4527) 1  0 0
91-83*GLAD I'M NOT (4687)        4   3  1 57.1  91/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4771) 1  0 0
92/ 0*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)    4   3  0 57.1  08-108 ONE OF MANY (4203)        1  0 0
09/109*STATEHOOD 3 (2022)         4   3  0 57.1  93/ 0*HALF A WORD (4654)        1  0 0
94/77 DARK PASSAGE (3870)        9   7  0 56.2  94-74*STUDS (4671)              1  0 0
00/100*NUMBERS 6 (2721)           9   7  0 56.2  95-70*MERCURY RISING (4685)     1  0 0
96/71*ADVERBS II (4224)          5   4  1 55.6  96/ 0*B5 6 (4320)               1  0 0
97/90 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    21  17  1 55.3  97/ 0*MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      1  0 0
01/101 THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131)  7   6  0 53.8  98-75*DARK RITUAL (3954)        1  0 0
99/95 SPICE RACK (3989)          9   8  0 52.9  17-117 THE WRETCHED (3963)       1  0 0
00/96 CYBERTEASE (1851)          9   8  0 52.9  00/ 0*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305) 1  0 0
01/93 BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      19  17  0 52.8  01/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (3708) 1  0 0
02/94 MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   13  12  1 52.0  02/ 0*C IS FOR ... (3929)       1  0 0
03/91 FLOPS (4220)               8   8  0 50.0  03-77*SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    1  0 0
24/124 OOH HAA HAA (3893)         8   8  0 50.0  04-78*DREAM RIPPERS (3943)      1  0 0
05/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826)  8   8  0 50.0  05-82*BLITZKRIEG V (2407)       1  0 0
06-97 LIFESPAN (165)             8   8  0 50.0  06/ 0*TC'D WHEN? (2587)         1  0 0
07-98*CLUB HAMMER 2 (28)         7   7  1 50.0  07-81*NUMBERS 11 (2726)         1  0 0
08-99 ONE CHANCE (178)           7   7  1 50.0  08/ 0*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)   1  0 0
30/130*MIRKWOOD (5217)            5   5  0 50.0  09/ 0*INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   1  0 0
02-102*DELTA (5301)               5   5  0 50.0  10/ 0*THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (2063)  1  0 0
11/ 0 HOMIES (2783)              5   5  0 50.0  11-87 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 1  0 0
12/89*HATE ME (29)               5   5  0 50.0  12/ 0 ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314)    1  0 0
29/129*COLD (4959)                4   4  0 50.0  13-89 KINGDOM COME (1292)       1  0 0
14/87*DUDS AGAIN 2 (3490)        4   4  0 50.0  14-91 LIFESPAN (165)            1  0 0
05-105*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921)  4   4  0 50.0  15/ 0 A UNIT XVII (587)         1  0 0
16/78*BLITZKRIEG (2327)          3   3  1 50.0  70/170*DARK TOADS 04M (4784)     1  1 1
06-106*10/24/04-E (5235)          3   3  0 50.0  17/61*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (4998) 1  1 1
07-107*GAMMA HORDE (5302)         3   3  0 50.0  28-128*OCT 2004 15 (5282)        1  1 0
08-108*APR 2004B (4465)           3   3  0 50.0  19/69*DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     1  1 0
12/112*STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)   3   3  0 50.0  20/67*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001) 1  1 0
39/139*LANGUAGES (3894)           3   3  0 50.0  21-94*OK COMPUTER (5192)        1  1 0
22/53*BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)   2   2  1 50.0  71/171*IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 1  1 0
23/ 0*RETIRED (5052)             2   2  1 50.0  23-99*LILY, ETC. (5361)         1  1 0
24/57*10/24/04-C (5233)          2   2  0 50.0  03-103*DARK TOADS 05J (5486)     1  1 0
53/153*FENWAY FREAKS (5308)       2   2  0 50.0  25/62*DARK TOADS 05L (5488)     1  1 0
11-111*SHARON STUFF (5362)        2   2  0 50.0  26/72*THE BROTHERHOOD 92 (4522) 1  1 0
17/117*121604K (5381)             2   2  0 50.0  27/73*SATAN'S ARMY (4637)       1  1 0
52/152*BLADE BROTHERS 12 (4924)   2   2  0 50.0  15-115*ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      1  1 0
29/60*COME AGAIN? (3897)         2   2  0 50.0  29-51 PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   1  1 0
30/ 0*Q IS FOR... (3757)         2   2  0 50.0  30-52 FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     1  1 0
31/63*NEW TECHNOLOGY (2019)      2   2  0 50.0  78/178*BLITZKRIEG VIII (3831)    1  1 0
86/186*DARK TOADS 04M (4784)      1   1  1 50.0  84/184*BLADES OF HONOR II (3067) 1  1 0
16-116*LILY, ETC. (5361)          1   1  0 50.0  18/118*HUNDRED-ACRE WOOD (2898)  1  1 0
15-115*CLAN BATTLEAXE 12  (4865)  1   1  0 50.0  36-136*MORE NEW TEAMS 8 (3091)   1  1 0
35/20*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001)  1   1  0 50.0  35-54 TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     1  1 0
18-118*BLOOD RED SKIES 2 (4825)   1   1  0 50.0  36/83*SATAN'S KINGDOM (3069)    1  1 0
14-114*DARK TOADS 05J (5486)      1   1  0 50.0  85/185*PARTHIAN BLADES (3079)    1  1 0
38/22*DARK TOADS 05L (5488)      1   1  0 50.0  38-53*MORE NEW TEAMS 7 (3090)   1  1 0
39/23*DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)      1   1  0 50.0  39/79 BLITZKRIEG III (2410)     1  1 0
21-121*CLAN BATTLEAXE 11 (4720)   1   1  0 50.0  40/85*CANDY BARS (2014)         1  1 0
20-120*WENSINWASIN 2000 (4607)    1   1  0 50.0  41/86*NEW TECHNOLOGY (2019)     1  1 0
42/ 0*HALF A WORD (4654)         1   1  0 50.0  42/88*BLITZKRIEG (2327)         1  1 0
43/ 0*Y IS FOR ... (3933)        1   1  0 50.0  21-121 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   1  1 0
44/ 0*TC'D WHEN? (2587)          1   1  0 50.0  22-122*CLUB HAMMER 2 (28)        1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/26*CANDY BARS (2014)          1   1  0 50.0  45/37*BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  1  2 0
22-122*REJECTED REINDEER (445)    1   1  0 50.0  46/97*MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 1  2 0
47/92*NUMBERS 7 (2722)           9  10  0 47.4  47/41*10/24/04-C (5233)         1  2 0
25-125 HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)        7   8  0 46.7  26/126*FENWAY FREAKS (5308)      1  2 0
04/104*ELVENDOME (5216)           5   6  0 45.5  07/107 SESAME STAPH (4258)       1  2 0
03/103*FUNDIES (4285)             5   6  0 45.5  05/105 LBA: SPEILBURG FAN (4268) 1  2 0
23/123 POWER PLAY (4037)         12  15  0 44.4  51/46*ADVERBS II (4224)         1  2 0
52/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333)  4   5  0 44.4  31/131 B5 2 (4316)               1  2 0
26-126 ON A ROLL (169)           11  14  0 44.0  53/50 DARK PASSAGE (3870)       1  2 0
54/ 0 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)    7   9  0 43.7  61/161*LANGUAGES (3894)          1  2 0
55/ 0 A UNIT XVII (587)        109 144  9 43.1  14/114*COME AGAIN? (3897)        1  2 0
43/143 DUMB PUDS (4011)           6   8  1 42.9  68/168 CYBERTEASE (1851)         1  2 0
27-127 ODDITIES (184)             6   8  0 42.9  54/154*THE I'S HAVE IT! (5026)   1  3 0
50/150*IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201)  3   4  1 42.9  40-140*WONDERLAND (5369)         1  3 0
59/ 0*INQUISITION 0302 (3010)    3   4  1 42.9  44-144*70'S CHILD (4985)         1  4 0
28-128*MORE NEW TEAMS 7 (3090)    3   4  1 42.9  41/141*FUNDIES (4285)            1  4 0
31-131*OCT 2004 B (5225)          3   4  0 42.9  34/134*NUMBERS 7 (2722)          1  4 0
32-132*MORE NEW TEAMS 8 (3091)    3   4  0 42.9  42/142 ENIGMA 16 (2340)          1  4 0
33-133 VERMIN!! (334)           152 204  7 42.7  43/143*HATE ME (29)              1  4 0
34/134 C. U. LATER (2674)        11  16  0 40.7  45/145 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   1  6 0
65/85*CARROCK (5218)             4   6  0 40.0  55/155*MOB RULES (4827)          0  4 0
69/169*STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040)  2   3  1 40.0  46-146*WHAT THE FROTH? (5018)    0  3 0
67/167*BLITZKRIEG VIII (3831)     2   3  1 40.0  53/153*BASHERS (4933)            0  3 0
68/168*PARTHIAN BLADES (3079)     2   3  1 40.0  63/163*OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    0  3 0
37-137*DUNGEON CELL 8 (4851)      2   3  0 40.0  50/150 C. U. LATER (2674)        0  3 0
36-136*DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)     2   3  0 40.0  72/172*DARK TOADS 04W (4792)     0  2 0
71/ 0*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305)  2   3  0 40.0  27-127*OCT 2004 C (5226)         0  2 0
13/113*OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)     2   3  0 40.0  47-147*OCT 2004 16 (5283)        0  2 0
40-140*NUMBERS 11 (2726)          2   3  0 40.0  25-125*DELTA (5301)              0  2 0
41-141*ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      13  20  0 39.4  23-123*BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)        0  2 0
42-142*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)     9  14  0 39.1  60-160*SISSIES (4563)            0  2 0
76/ 0 MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)    5   8  0 38.5  59-159*R.E.S.P.E.C.T. (4666)     0  2 0
44-144 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)      6  10  3 37.5  48-148 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     0  2 0
45-145*ARGUS VII (3289)           3   5  1 37.5  62-162 DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     0  2 0
51/151*DRIVIN' TUNES (5432)       3   5  0 37.5  49/149*MAYHEM (2896)             0  2 0
35/135 LBA: SPEILBURG FAN (4268)  4   7  0 36.4  83/183 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! I (3177) 0  2 0
46-146*NIGHTSLASH (3945)          4   7  0 36.4  87/187*BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   0  2 0
47-147 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    111 204  4 35.2  38-138 HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       0  2 0
48-148 A UNIT XVI (586)          34  68  4 33.3  39-139 ODDITIES (184)            0  2 0
38/138*EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)   3   6  0 33.3  51-151 VERMIN!! (334)            0  2 0
85/ 0*ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)   1   2  0 33.3  56-156*DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)    0  1 0
86/ 0*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4079)  1   2  0 33.3  29-129*TYPHOON (5297)            0  1 0
87/ 0*INQUISITION PHL030 (3307)  1   2  0 33.3  69-169*CLAN BATTLEAXE 12  (4865) 0  1 0
88/ 0*NUMBERS 10 (2725)          1   2  0 33.3  52-152*GAMMA HORDE (5302)        0  1 0
55-155*BLITZKRIEG V (2407)        1   2  0 33.3  89/ 0*4 LETTER ATKINS (5207)    0  1 0
56-156 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   13  27  1 32.5  02-102*BLOOD RED SKIES 2 (4825)  0  1 0
49/149 B5 2 (4316)                9  19  0 32.1  91/ 0*12/19/04I (5406)          0  1 0
57-157 DEADLY HACKERS (3939)      4   9  1 30.8  92/ 0*12/19/04R (5415)          0  1 0
58-158*KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    11  25  0 30.6  93/ 0*ATTACKO/TCLONES01 (4809)  0  1 0
60/160 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)    9  21  0 30.0  94-92*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011) 0  1 0
59-159 THE WRETCHED (3963)       23  56  3 29.1  95/ 0*SPINE (5155)              0  1 0
62-162*ARGUS VIII (3288)          2   5  1 28.6  57-157*OCT 2004 17 (5284)        0  1 0
63-163*OCT 2004 C (5226)          2   5  0 28.6  97/ 0*ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  0  1 0
98/ 0*B5 6 (4320)                2   5  0 28.6  98/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333) 0  1 0
64/164 ENIGMA 16 (2340)           8  24  1 25.0  73-173*WENSINWASIN 2000 (4607)   0  1 0
66/166*PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)     3   9  0 25.0  00/ 0*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4079) 0  1 0
65-165*70'S CHILD (4985)          2   6  0 25.0  75-175*BOOKIE'S APOTHECAR (4546) 0  1 0
54/154*MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199)  1   3  0 25.0  02/ 0*BONE BOYZ 2 (4714)        0  1 0
82/182*THE I'S HAVE IT! (5026)    1   3  0 25.0  03/ 0*ORGAN GRINDER (4717)      0  1 0
70-170*WONDERLAND (5369)          1   3  0 25.0  77-177*CLAN BATTLEAXE 11 (4720)  0  1 0
05/ 0*THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (4527)  1   3  0 25.0  05/ 0*S IS FOR... 2 (4448)      0  1 0
06/ 0*ORGAN GRINDER (4717)       1   3  0 25.0  65-165*ARGUS VIII (3288)         0  1 0
07/ 0*BEER 3 (2018)              1   4  1 20.0  79-179*ARGUS VII (3289)          0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
71/171*BASHERS (4933)             1   4  0 20.0  80-180*ARGOS II (3294)           0  1 0
09/ 0 LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)    4  17  0 19.0  09/ 0*M IS FOR ... (3919)       0  1 0
72-172*OCT 2004 15 (5282)         1   5  0 16.7  10/ 0*Y IS FOR ... (3933)       0  1 0
73-173*TIME HUNTERS (3961)        1   5  0 16.7  11/ 0*W IS FOR ... (3935)       0  1 0
74/174 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! I (3177)  1   9  0 10.0  12/ 0*INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 0  1 0
75/175*MAYHEM (2896)              0   8  0  0.0  13/ 0*ROIDS R GOOD (3320)       0  1 0
76-176*OCT 2004 16 (5283)         0   6  0  0.0  32-132*NIGHTSLASH (3945)         0  1 0
77-177*SISSIES (4563)             0   5  0  0.0  15/ 0*Q IS FOR... (3757)        0  1 0
81/181*MOB RULES (4827)           0   4  0  0.0  16/ 0 LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)   0  1 0
78-178*WHAT THE FROTH? (5018)     0   3  0  0.0  64-164*TIME HUNTERS (3961)       0  1 0
79-179*R.E.S.P.E.C.T. (4666)      0   3  0  0.0  18/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826) 0  1 0
83-183*OCT 2004 17 (5284)         0   2  0  0.0  19/ 0 EXIT ONLY (2585)          0  1 0
87/187*DARK TOADS 04W (4792)      0   2  0  0.0  82-182*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921) 0  1 0
21/ 0*ROIDS R GOOD (3320)        0   2  0  0.0  21/ 0 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   0  1 0
85-185*C.C.L. (1053)              0   2  0  0.0  22/ 0*INQUISITION 0304 (3012)   0  1 0
23/ 0*12/19/04I (5406)           0   1  0  0.0  23/ 0*INQUISITION 0305 (3013)   0  1 0
24/ 0*4 LETTER ATKINS (5207)     0   1  0  0.0  24/ 0 MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)   0  1 0
25/ 0*12/19/04R (5415)           0   1  0  0.0  25/ 0 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   0  1 0
26/ 0*SPINE (5155)               0   1  0  0.0  26/ 0*NUMBERS 10 (2725)         0  1 0
27/ 0*S IS FOR... 2 (4448)       0   1  0  0.0  27/ 0 HOMIES (2783)             0  1 0
90-190*BOOKIE'S APOTHECAR (4546)  0   1  0  0.0  28/ 0*BEER 3 (2018)             0  1 0
29/ 0*BONE BOYZ 2 (4714)         0   1  0  0.0  29/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268) 0  1 0
30/ 0*W IS FOR ... (3935)        0   1  0  0.0  86-186*C.C.L. (1053)             0  1 0
31/ 0*INQUISITION 0304 (3012)    0   1  0  0.0  89-189 ON A ROLL (169)           0  1 0
32/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268)  0   1  0  0.0  90-190*REJECTED REINDEER (445)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
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                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Nothing is certain in DWES EG, with changing 
loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--ANGRY CHICKENS II.  
Perhaps it is 11405G members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 24th to 
4th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a 
wet pond, BRAIN FOOD 8 blew up the rankings to 21!  Managers were muttering after 
THAT SPECIAL SMELL showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 18.  
Perhaps it is DEMOCRATIC DREAMS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
26th to 8th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved 
into a wet pond, EX-PHILLIS blew up the rankings to 55!  Managers were muttering 
after PERFECTION QUEST 3 showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 22.  
Perhaps it is BLITZKRIEG IV members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
93rd to 14th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after 
NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-1-0 to move up by 21.  Like 
a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, BLITZKRIEG VI blew up the rankings to 
120!  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of ELVENDOME.  Note 
their drop in the rankings from 5th to 20th.  Watch out!!!  Managers were muttering 
after PUT ON THE FOIL showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-3-0 to move up by 37.  
Perhaps it is POWER PLAY members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 60th 
to 23rd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into 
a wet pond, EXCLAMATION POINT blew up the rankings to 31!  Managers were muttering 
after WARM showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 37.  Like a chunk 
of francium heaved into a wet pond, I'M blew up the rankings to 36!  Perhaps it is 
SLAP SHOT members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 106th to 36th last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
DARK TOADS 03A1 blew up the rankings to 38!  Managers were muttering after SUPERIOR 
FORCES 1W showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 43.  Perhaps it is 
STREET PIZZAD XXII members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 96th to 42nd 
last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet 
pond, BLADE BROTHERS 12 blew up the rankings to 81!  Thinking about sending their 
team manager to the Dark Arena is NO RESPECT II, after suffering a 16 drop in 
ranking.  The boys at DARK TOADS 05K aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and 
love, after suffering a 16 drop last week.  Managers were muttering after NUTS showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 80.  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of FLOPS.  Note their drop in the rankings from 11th to 
51st.  Watch out!!!  Perhaps it is LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 109th to 52nd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is PERFECTION QUEST 2, 
after suffering a 46 drop in ranking.  Managers were muttering after ONE IN A HUNDRED 
showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 56.  The boys at DUDS AGAIN 2 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 45 drop last 
week.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, THE BROTHERHOOD 40 blew up 
the rankings to 57!  Managers were muttering after OOH HAA HAA showed DWES EG what 
they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 53.  Perhaps it is 4-LETTER GIRLS members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 112th to 61st last week...  (Less time 
in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, THE GERIATRIC YEARS 
blew up the rankings to 57!  Managers were muttering after ANOTHER DIABLO? showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 72.  Perhaps it is STATEHOOD 3 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 120th to 64th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 121604K 
blew up the rankings to 34!  Perhaps it is STREET PIZZAD XXI members' intannibility 
that enabled them to move from 110th to 68th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Managers were muttering after KCR COLLEGE RADIO showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 64.  Perhaps it is NUMBERS 6 members' intannibility that enabled 
them to move from 166th to 70th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk 
of francium heaved into a wet pond, THE ACCURSED blew up the rankings to 96!  Rumor 
has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of DRIVIN' TUNES.  Note their drop 
in the rankings from 57th to 72nd.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team 
manager to the Dark Arena is CARROCK, after suffering a 70 drop in ranking.  Perhaps 
it is DARK TOADS 04M members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 170th to 
116th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) The boys at SUPERIOR FORCES 706 aren't 
the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 56 drop last week.  
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is DARK TOADS 05Q, after 
suffering a 50 drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the 
stable of SUPERIOR FORCES 7402.  Note their drop in the rankings from 67th to 120th.  
Watch out!!!  Managers were muttering after IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! showed DWES EG what 
they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 49.  The boys at DARK TOADS 05L aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 63 drop last week.  
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is THE BROTHERHOOD 92, 
after suffering a 54 drop in ranking.  The boys at SATAN'S ARMY aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 54 drop last week.  
Perhaps it is BLITZKRIEG VIII members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
178th to 131st last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, BLADES OF HONOR II blew up the rankings to 52!  Rumor has it 
an incurable disease has swept the stable of HUNDRED-ACRE WOOD.  Note their drop in 
the rankings from 118th to 133rd.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team 
manager to the Dark Arena is SATAN'S KINGDOM, after suffering a 53 drop in ranking.  
Managers were muttering after PARTHIAN BLADES showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 48.  The boys at BLITZKRIEG III aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch 
we all know and love, after suffering a 60 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of CANDY BARS.  Note their drop in the rankings from 
85th to 140th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark 
Arena is NEW TECHNOLOGY, after suffering a 55 drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an 
incurable disease has swept the stable of BLITZKRIEG.  Note their drop in the 
rankings from 88th to 142nd.  Watch out!!!  The boys at BLADE BROTHERS 16 aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 108 drop last week.  
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of MY FAVORITE ANIMAL.  Note 
their drop in the rankings from 97th to 146th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending 
their team manager to the Dark Arena is 10/24/04-C, after suffering a 106 drop in 
ranking.  The boys at FENWAY FREAKS aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and 
love, after suffering a 22 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has 
swept the stable of SESAME STAPH.  Note their drop in the rankings from 107th to 
149th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is 
LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2, after suffering a 45 drop in ranking.  The boys at ADVERBS II 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 105 drop last 
week.  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is B5 2, after 
suffering a 21 drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the 
stable of DARK PASSAGE.  Note their drop in the rankings from 50th to 153rd.  Watch 
out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is COME AGAIN?, 
after suffering a 41 drop in ranking.  Perhaps it is CYBERTEASE members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 168th to 156th last week...  (Less time 
in the sun...) The boys at FUNDIES aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and 
love, after suffering a 19 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has 
swept the stable of NUMBERS 7.  Note their drop in the rankings from 134th to 161st.  
Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is ENIGMA 
16, after suffering a 20 drop in ranking.  The boys at HATE ME aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 20 drop last week.  
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of WHAT'S MY FRUIT?.  Note 
their drop in the rankings from 145th to 164th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending 
their team manager to the Dark Arena is BASHERS, after suffering a 14 drop in 
ranking.  The boys at C. U. LATER aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and 
love, after suffering a 19 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has 
swept the stable of MAYHEM.  Note their drop in the rankings from 149th to 179th.  
Watch out!!!  Good things come to those who fight well, as ANGRY CHICKENS II can 
attest, moving up by 3.  Practice pays for FLABBY-O, who pummelled FLICK, to pocket 
30 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, ASIIRA was winsome, after 
beating ONE-TIMER and seeing him lose 15 points.  Those who hoped for a new 
Duelmaster were disappointed by BUM, of EXIT ONLY, who despite a 8-5-1 couldn't 
overcome DWES EG's Number 1.  So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last 
week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Perhaps the warriors of C. U. LATER should 
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  Like a pup with its tail 
between its legs, BLITZKRIEG VI scurried away from C. U. LATER.  Oh, the shame!  If 
challenges were horses, TUNNEL could open up a fast food joint!  Mismatched by 9 
points, AMISTUM was overcame by TWIG.  Is this really worth noting?  I thought TWIG 
showed great skill and promise when he subdued AMISTUM.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Sober up, young 
warriors, and take note of FLICK's fate!  FLABBY-O of STREET PIZZAD XXII handily did 
her in.  Experience counts for something on DWES EG's sands.  Oh hard!  that to 
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in DWES EG is the highlight of my life.  As if 
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  
Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREAKIN GENIUS 19858         17  12    117         ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUD 126 22024                17  10    113         PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       
-BIG BANG 18009               16  25  2 108         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
-CAL RIPPER JR 6799            5   2     94         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 CLEVELAND STEAMER 25002      14   6     93         OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       
 HARMONY 26932                 7   3  1  92         PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 
 CORRUPTION 22745              6   2     91         THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUM 16991                     8   5  1  89         EXIT ONLY (2585)          
-DYNAMO 24403                 12   5     87         PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   
-BYX 24760                     8   4     87         FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     
 NECROTICA 4393               13  11  1  86         A UNIT XVII (587)         
 INFAMOUS 12943                9   5     85         BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      
 INDIANA JONES IV 20076        7   6     84         THE GERIATRIC YEARS (3131)
-SIN-EATER 24827               8  14  2  83         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
 SHAME 12944                   6   3     83         BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      
 UBER GOOBER 26198            14   6     80         NUTS (4226)               

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUNNEL 24276                  9   7     78         DARK PASSAGE (3870)       
 PUD #28 19866                10   7  1  77         MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   
 A BOY NAMED SUE 29323         9   6  1  77         BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        
 BREEZY 28451                  8   1     77         NAMES? (4632)             
 MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 26366       7   5     74         SESAME STAPH (4258)       
-MORE COWBELL! 29315           6   2     74         BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)        
 MAXIMUM EFFORT 11013          8   4     73         SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599) 
 CULINARY 17479               11  16     71         C. U. LATER (2674)        
-DEADLA 20623                  5   2     71         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2263)
 DRUCILLA 23240                5   2     68         DARK TOADS 03A1 (3702)    
-PROJECT 26080                13   8     67         ONE OF MANY (4203)        
 TWIG 25226                   11   7     67         POWER PLAY (4037)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAOMI 8960                   10   4     66         ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314)    
 LAPTOP DANCE 20411            9   7     66         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
 YELLOW POST-IT 26131         13   4     65         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
 NOBODY EVER EXPECTS 19464     6   2     65         INQUISITION 0305 (3013)   
 QUALITY WARRIOR 25247         5   1     63         ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)   
 NANO 26164                    8   8     62         FLOPS (4220)              
-WOR 1001                      8   6     62         ON A ROLL (169)           
-WINNER 1042                   7   7  1  62         ONE CHANCE (178)          
 LOAD MASTER 15924             5   7     62         ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   
 BEDTIME 28461                 6   2     61         12:35 AM (4634)           
-SHORT-TEMER 980               8   8     60         LIFESPAN (165)            
 ??RADAR?? 20310               1   9     60         DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (3177)
 SALTY SUSAN 24981             9   8     59         SPICE RACK (3989)         
-SEX CAMEL 25548               6  10  3  59         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
 DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS 24321       6   1     59         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
-CHANGING BUFFALO 18031        7   4  1  58         TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     
 SNOTMONSTER 26261             7   4     58         NOSEY (4239)              
 YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! 28449    6   8     57         NAMES? (4632)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAMPSTER BISHOP 10310        10   4     56         KINGDOM COME (1292)       
 SHARK BAIT! 24424             8   8     56         OOH HAA HAA (3893)        
-THE BOBSTER 1072              6   8     56         ODDITIES (184)            
 1001 25095                    6   8  1  55         DUMB PUDS (4011)          
 INFERNAL 15972                6   3     53         BLITZKRIEG III (2410)     
 2805 17777                    5   1     53         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 AMISTUM 26415                 4   7     53         LBA: SPEILBURG FANS (4268)
 NAPOLEON DYNAMITE -32643      3   2     53         DRIVIN' TUNES (5432)      
-NEOPHYTE 4574                 1   3     53         LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   
-GRIM DEMISE 7357              5   3     52         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 HANA 24461                    5   2     52         4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)     
 MIGRAINE 15930                5   8     49         MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)   
-CHAINTREE 24766               5   0     49         DISORDER (3953)           
-ARMORED TOAD 164              4   2     48         HATE ME (29)              
 12A 7D 26666                  9  19     46         B5 2 (4316)               
 NECTARINE 19639               7   6     46         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 VALIANT TITMOUSE 19760        4   3     46         SATAN'S KINGDOM (3069)    
-ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 855      7   8     45         HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       
 PLUM 19640                    2   9     45         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 JUDICIOUSLY 27214             5   2  1  44         ADVERBS II (4224)         
 C 24427                       3   3     44         LANGUAGES (3894)          
 VAN DER HEARTT 18376          4   7     43         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2826)
 PROFESSOR IVY 23587           1   6     43         LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)   
-RASPY F. NEWT 23857           6  17  1  42         VERMIN!! (334)            
 RUBIO 19447                   3   2  1  42         INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   
 ESTRADA 31507                 4   2     41         EX-PHILLIS (5190)         
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 26471        6   3     40         LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279) 
 BUTT UGLY CARPET 21974        6   2     40         MORE STUFF (3484)         
 THE BIZZLE 18151              5   5     40         HOMIES (2783)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ILILIIIL 29803                3   0  1  40         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (4873)
-GEORGE 31744                  4   1  1  39         10/24/04-F (5236)         
-CATASTROPHE 29248             4   0     39         THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (4768) 
-B. REAL 29726                 4   3     39         KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE 31563      3   4  1  39         IT'S THE SAME MOVIE (5201)
-0024 31680                    3   4     39         OCT 2004 B (5225)         
-PRISONER 0036 29690           2   3     39         DUNGEON CELL 8 (4851)     
 DNA 30191                     5   0     38         TECH 8 (4948)             
 SHAKE 30242                   4   4     38         COLD (4959)               
-0003 27456                    3   1     38         APR 2004B (4465)          
 KINETIX 30489                 2   1  2  37         SUPERIOR FORCES 706 (4998)
 PULL MY FINGER 8414           3   2  1  36         BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   
-GABRIEL 30569                 4   1  1  35         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011) 
 LOUISIANA 13695               4   2     35         STATEHOOD 3 (2022)        
-WEEN 24322                    4   1  1  34         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
 NOT ADULT DIAPERS 26502       4   4     34         FUNDIES (4285)            
 GANGRENE 30731                4   2     34         THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 
-BLOODCRUNCHER 20643           3   1     34         ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAMPAGE 19771                 4   2     33         THE ACCURSED (3071)       
-BAERL 32130                   4   2     33         CHURCH OF POWER (5299)    
 SMOKE 30250                   4   1     33         WARM (4960)               
-SLIDER 31743                  3   3     33         10/24/04-E (5235)         
 MADDER 25114                  3   0     33         ANGRY CHICKENS II (4015)  
-FRENCH ONION 19623            3   2     33         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 TITO TAILER 21038             2   3     33         INQUISITION PHL0303 (3305)
 14A 9D 26688                  2   5     33         B5 6 (4320)               
-COHIBA 30643                  2   1     33         SMOKE SHOP (5025)         
-KINGPIN 18948                 4   4     32         SUPERIOR FORCES 430 (2921)
 SIR TANIMERE 19750            4   1     32         BLADES OF HONOR II (3067) 
-WI-FI 30159                   3   0     32         TECH 1 (4941)             
-CHILI CHEESE 19622            3   3     32         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 CHARLOTTE 29266               2   1  1  32         SUPERIOR FORCES 340 (4771)
-COMBUSTIBLE ENGINE 30237      2   0     32         TECH 18 (4958)            
-RIDEN HAWKWARPER 24702        5   0     31         SCREAMING BROOD (3940)    
-BURKES CAFE 6800              3   6     31         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 CANKER 24648                  3   0     31         C IS FOR ... (3929)       
-ZOCAL 24750                   3   1     30         SAND FIENDS (3949)        
 DRAT WON PRIMUS! 24441        2   2     30         COME AGAIN? (3897)        
 RYPL 31643                    2   1     30         MIRKWOOD (5217)           
-REDED DEVILSHOOTER 24719      2   2     30         DREAM RIPPERS (3943)      
 DARIUS 19810                  1   1     30         PARTHIAN BLADES (3079)    
 TEST6 26758                   4   5     29         SUPERIOR FORCES B30 (4333)
 PUD 108 22005                 4   4     29         DUDS AGAIN 2 (3490)       
-PUD #38 19876                 3   4     29         MORE NEW TEAMS 8 (3091)   
-THUNDERFOX 24773              3   2     29         DARK RITUAL (3954)        
-GUACAMOLE 19626               3   2     29         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
-AGANOK 158                    4   4     28         CLUB HAMMER 2 (28)        
-STAR WARS 30418               2   2     28         70'S CHILD (4985)         
 ROLEN 31508                   2   1     28         EX-PHILLIS (5190)         
 TORMENT 27825                 2   1     27         THE BROTHERHOOD 92 (4522) 
-MARNEEKA 31305                2   3     27         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 23 (4831) 
 PERCY QUIN 02 29456           2   1     27         ATTACKO/TCLONES01 (4809)  
 BACKLASH 30071                2   2     27         BLADE BROTHERS 12 (4924)  
 ZEBRA 31553                   1   3     27         MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 
 REPREHENSIBLE 27850           1   2     27         THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (4527) 
 WARHEAD 13913                 1   0     27         THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (2063)  
 TIGGER 18816                  3   1     26         HUNDRED-ACRE WOOD (2898)  
 1008 13732                    2   0     26         NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 (2029) 
-ERYTUS 20975                  1   1     26         ARGOS II (3294)           
 RETIRED 31614                 3   0     25         I'M (5211)                
 OPOSSUMS 21049                1   2     25         INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAHRENHEIT 9/11 31022         3   0     24         DEMOCRATIC DREAMS (5098)  
 V.H.S. 13681                  2   2     24         NEW TECHNOLOGY (2019)     
 BLUELINER 25217               2   1     24         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
-FABIO 30722                   1   3     24         STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
-REPUGNANT 15952               1   1     24         BLITZKRIEG V (2407)       
-CLEMSON 32517                 1   1     24         LILY, ETC. (5361)         
 HORROR 15951                  1   2     24         BLITZKRIEG IV (2406)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPONGE BOB -31909             3   0     23         BRAIN FOOD 8 (5563)       
 JULIENNE 28026                3   1     23         PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 
 THE GREEN MONSTER 32177       2   2     23         FENWAY FREAKS (5308)      
-HAIL 30252                    2   1     23         ICY (4961)                
 PUD #16 19852                 3   1     22         MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   
 OLD BILLFOLD -32118           3   0     22         11405G (5522)             
-STONED THIS FACE 28776        2   0  1  22         GLAD I'M NOT (4687)       
 TERROR 15947                  2   0  1  22         BLITZKRIEG IV (2406)      
-2301 17798                    2   3     22         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
-COLEMAN 28284                 1   1     22         WENSINWASIN 2000 (4607)   
-ARTIST 32520                  1   1     22         SHARON STUFF (5362)       
-DAMION CORONA 24700           4   8  1  21         DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     
 TINUVREL 31635                3   0     21         ELVENDOME (5216)          
-KARMA POLICE 31516            2   1     21         OK COMPUTER (5192)        
-SEATTLE SLEW 28668            2   1     21         STUDS (4671)              
 GHOSTCHICKEN -31827           2   0     21         ANGRY CHICKENS II (4015)  
 ASIIRA 30650                  1   1     21         THE I'S HAVE IT! (5026)   
-NUTHYN 32147                  3   3     20         GAMMA HORDE (5302)        
-PRUPP 32119                   3   3     20         TYPHOON (5297)            
 QUEEN 23536                   2   2     20         Q IS FOR... (3757)        
 DER WAFFLE HAUS 31730         2   2     20         10/24/04-C (5233)         
 TOE JAM TOFU 23632            2   0     20         SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)   
-SHRIVEN 28951                 1   1     20         CLAN BATTLEAXE 11 (4720)  
 LONGUS COLLI 28905            3   2     19         MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      
-LYCURGUS 20946                2   4  1  19         ARGUS VIII (3288)         
 THANKS, RANDY 30781           2   2  1  19         RETIRED (5052)            
 RASCALLY RILLION 30091        2   2  1  19         BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  
 GONE TO GEORGIA 28596         2   3     19         STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)  
-1104 17782                    2   3     19         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 HARD DECISION 20649           2   3     19         OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    
 PUMPING ON STEELE -32315      2   1     19         NO RESPECT II (5484)      
-PRISONER 0083 31432           2   3     19         DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)    
 MSM 32613                     1   2     19         121604K (5381)            
-TWO IS NOT A CROWD 28488      1   2     19         FUNDIES (4285)            
 PERCY QUIN 24 29478           1   2     19         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
 PURPLE HEART 19461            0   1     19         INQUISITION 0304 (3012)   
-WILDTRACKER 24726             3   3     18         NIGHTSLASH (3945)         
 1101 17779                    3   3     18         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 LAZY DOG 13678                1   4  1  18         BEER 3 (2018)             
 STRIFE 24009                  1   2     18         BLITZKRIEG VIII (3831)    
 SILVER 30503                  1   1     18         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (5001)
 QUEEN -32229                  1   1     18         DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     
-VOMIT 3272                    1   1     18         REJECTED REINDEER (445)   
 MAGNOLIA 24598                1   1     18         M IS FOR ... (3919)       
-VORTEX 26352                  0   2     18         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 SOULSISTER 28484              2   1     17         SATAN'S ARMY (4637)       
 DESPICABLE 15519              1   2     17         BLITZKRIEG (2327)         
 BULLS EYE 25456               1   2     17         INQUISITION 2004 18 (4079)
-TONY DIDN'T FINISH 30612      1   0     17         DID YOU KNOW? (5019)      
 MRS BUTTERWORTH 30115         1   4     17         BASHERS (4933)            
-COLONEL NOPE 32622            2   0     16         121604L (5382)            
-GO SLOW 7592                  2   2     16         A UNIT XVI (586)          
-SONGMASTER 24808              1   5     16         TIME HUNTERS (3961)       
 HIL 25282                     1   3     16         ENIGMA 16 (2340)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 1005 13729                    1   1     16         NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 (2029) 
-ICE CUBE -32252               1   0     16         DARK TOADS 05I (5496)     
 YANG 24665                    1   1     16         Y IS FOR ... (3933)       
 STEEL COTTON 167              1   3     16         HATE ME (29)              
 WYVERN 29373                  0   2     16         DARK TOADS 04W (4792)     
-WICKED 29725                  3   4     15         KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    
-0025 31685                    2   5     15         OCT 2004 C (5226)         
 (JENNY) 32616                 1   0     15         121604K (5381)            
 REND 18808                    0   5     15         MAYHEM (2896)             
-OSMOSIS 28030                 0   5     15         SISSIES (4563)            
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426         3   3     14         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 CLUSTER 28582                 1   1     14         HALF A WORD (4654)        
 MANAGER 17003                 1   1     14         TC'D WHEN? (2587)         
 KIT KAT 13655                 1   1     14         CANDY BARS (2014)         
-TURHOK 32140                  3   4     13         DELTA (5301)              
 BATTLECHICKEN -31825          2   0  1  13         ANGRY CHICKENS II (4015)  
-LEODOCUS 20949                2   3     13         ARGUS VII (3289)          
 2201 17794                    1   2     13         NUMBERS 10 (2725)         
-BJORN 31648                   1   1     13         CARROCK (5218)            
 JIBBA JABBA -32743            1   0     13         12/19/04Q (5414)          
 NASONEX 27305                 1   0     13         N IS FOR... 2 (4434)      
-DOC STEELE 28774              1   0     13         GLAD I'M NOT (4687)       
 WASTE 24675                   0   1     13         W IS FOR ... (3935)       
 5 FOR FIGHTING 25205          2   1     12         PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    
-0027 32042                    1   5     12         OCT 2004 15 (5282)        
 YELLOW BRICK TOAD 32755       1   0     12         12/19/04J (5407)          
 MASSACRE 19770                3   1     11         THE ACCURSED (3071)       
 MANTICORE 29331               1   1  1  11         DARK TOADS 04M (4784)     
-BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY 28762       1   0     11         MERCURY RISING (4685)     
 FENESTRATED 31391             1   0     11         CAPILLARY (5169)          
-MITHRIL GAT A 3RD 30611       1   0     11         DID YOU KNOW? (5019)      
-NIAR 29763                    1   1     10         CLAN BATTLEAXE 12 I (4865)
 HYPERMUX 32647                1   0     10         121604Q (5387)            
-JUNIPER -32302                1   0     10         DARK TOADS 05J (5486)     
-ICE MAN -32253                1   0     10         DARK TOADS 05I (5496)     
-SHIELDA 31640                 1   1     10         MIRKWOOD (5217)           
-0030 32050                    0   6     10         OCT 2004 16 (5283)        
-KARATE -32301                 1   0      9         DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     
 BLINK 31642                   2   1      8         MIRKWOOD (5217)           
 DANG -32195                   2   0      8         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
 KITTEN -32298                 1   1      8         DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     
 LIBRA -32292                  1   1      8         DARK TOADS 05L (5488)     
-LAST CARESS 29557             1   1      8         BLOOD RED SKIES 2 (4825)  
 LUNG BUTTER -32074            1   0      7         11405O (5530)             
 ONOMATAPOEIA 23282            1   0      7         SUPERIOR FORCES 730 (3708)
-ROSE HAGEDORN 32519           1   1      7         SHARON STUFF (5362)       
-CREAMED CELERY 14952          0   1      7         BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      
 SINEMET 27373                 0   1      7         S IS FOR... 2 (4448)      
-VALIUM 27946                  0   1      7         BOOKIE'S APOTHECARY (4546)
-FAROOQ 13877                  0   1      7         C.C.L. (1053)             
-IN CHAOS, INC 28773           0   1      7         GLAD I'M NOT (4687)       
 CARB 31594                    0   1      7         4 LETTER ATKINS (5207)    
-CHESHIRE CAT 32555            0   1      7         WONDERLAND (5369)         
-SYLEVER-N-TWEETY 30607        0   1      7         WHAT THE FROTH? (5018)    
-MAD HATTER 32556              1   0      6         WONDERLAND (5369)         
 PRIME 32767                   1   1      6         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
-ROOMIN' WITH NEON 28772       0   2      6         GLAD I'M NOT (4687)       
-TIG TOED 22100                0   2      6         ENIGMA 16 (2340)          
-0034 32056                    0   2      6         OCT 2004 17 (5284)        
 GIGANTUS 29569                0   2      6         MOB RULES (4827)          
 SHRINKAGE 21124               0   2      6         ROIDS R GOOD (3320)       
 VINYA 31636                   1   2      5         ELVENDOME (5216)          
 PAYBACK 25202                 1   2      5         PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PANCREAS 28937                1   2      5         ORGAN GRINDER (4717)      
 CRACKER 31646                 1   2      5         CARROCK (5218)            
-MAKIN' SANDY MAD 28775        1   0      5         GLAD I'M NOT (4687)       
-JON RIDDLE -32306             0   1      5         DARK TOADS 05J (5486)     
 THORACIC 31322                0   1      5         SPINE (5155)              
 BLOCK BLOCK BLK 32754         0   1      5         12/19/04I (5406)          
 MACK TRUCK -32738             0   1      5         12/19/04R (5415)          
 GREEN 15136                   0   1      5         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2268)
-ALFREDO SAUCE 30609           0   1      5         WHAT THE FROTH? (5018)    
-ALATA 31637                   1   1      4         ELVENDOME (5216)          
 SHUCKS -32193                 1   1      4         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
 GILIATH 31639                 0   3      3         ELVENDOME (5216)          
 GOON 25204                    0   3      3         PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    
-THE MEMBRANE -32485           0   2      2         KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    
 EUREKA -32196                 0   2      2         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
 HUMERUS 28924                 0   1      1         BONE BOYZ 2 (4714)        
-DORMOUSE 32554                0   1      1         WONDERLAND (5369)         
-QUEEN OF HEARTS 32558         0   1      1         WONDERLAND (5369)         
-COMOS MAGAZINE 30606          0   1      1         WHAT THE FROTH? (5018)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
QUICKCHICKEN 33710      0  1   ANGRY CHICKENS  4015 BLACK ORC             142  NONE
FLICK 31649             2  1   CARROCK 5218         FLABBY-O 30720        142   
JADE 33954              0  1   CARROCK 5218         BATTLECHICKEN 33711   142   
BINGO 34229             0  1   EXCLAMATION POI 5507 STONE GOLEM           142  NONE
LT. FREEZ 966           2  2   IMPERIAL FORCE 162   HARMONY 26932         139   
VLAD 31653              0  1   KHAZAD 5219          RASCALLY RILLIO 30091 139   
TEASER 29571            0  2   MOB RULES 4827       MANTICORE 29331       142   
PUD #35 19875           3  4 1 MORE NEW TEAMS  3090 WINNER 1042           141   
DESTITUTION 24729       1  1   NIGHTSLASH 3945      GABRIEL 30569         139   
DA1 34010               0  1   POWER PLAY 4037      STONE GOLEM           142  NONE
DA2 34011               0  1   POWER PLAY 4037      MOUNTAIN TROLL        142  NONE
DA3 34012               0  1   PUT ON THE FOIL 4033 MOUNTAIN TROLL        142  NONE
URETHRA FRANKLI 28640   0  3   R.E.S.P.E.C.T. 4666  KINETIX 30489         141   
OKLAHOMA 13698          0  1   STATEHOOD 3 2022     TERROR 15947          141   
AXIIM 30649             0  2   THE I'S HAVE IT 5026 THANKS, RANDY 30781   142   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Urethra -- Sorry for killing you. -- Kinetix

1 March 2005
                                    The Contract
                         [as retold by Hammer the WordSmith]
     What had begun as a contract for swords and armor between a well known name in
the DM community and the former VC Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe was destined to impact and altar the landscape of the dueling
community for years to come.
     The following is but a condensed retelling of history in the making.

    Hammer continued sipping his tankard of Elven Tonic as the mysterious hooded
figure quietly seated himself across the table from the Veteran Manager whose back
was against the wall; allowing for a subtle, but effective surveillance of the dimly
lit tavern.
     Recent events in both Illis and North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena had stunned the DM
managerial world with the announcement that Hammer had resigned from his position as
a well respected member of the Vendetta Cartel Alliance.
     Those managers and associates closest to Hammer were shocked and dismayed that
there seemed to be NO Rational Explanation for Hammer making such a seemingly
irrational, hasty and extremely illogical decision; by what seemed to be a spur of
the moment reaction following the Declaration of War by Hammer in the DM 47 P-ads.
     This is what stirred the mysterious hooded figure to seek Hammer with a request
that would change the managerial course of both men; ultimately Rocking the
Managerial World of Alastari as a result of the forthcoming decisions reached by the
two Veterans.
     Time passed swiftly as both Veteran Managers discussed how the landscape of the
DM game on the sands of Alastari had changed over the years both in Basic and Tourney
play; producing a new breed of managers who would of necessity band together in an
alliance with a common goal; waging war against antagonists while improving the
managerial skills of each participating member in their glorious quest for DM
excellence.
     Hammer listened intently as his unexpected guest inquired about the situation in
North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena; revealing his desire to participate in the upcoming
Turf War 4 contest in DM 47 with an alliance that would accept him on a more
permanent basis other than for just fighting together as a TW4 alliance to win fame
and Gift Certs.
     Here was a Veteran Manager, seeking the advice of Hammer regarding an alliance
to join on a permanent basis; plus extending a sword arm of friendship and requesting
that Hammer join him as an alliance mate with those who would welcome their
membership.
     The Iron in the Words of Hammer had produced this opportunity as a result of the
recent conflicts witnessed first hand by the manager seated across the table from
Hammer.  This Veteran Manager had been secretly searching and scouting around
Alastari for someone worth his mettle to fight alongside; someone who would know
where to find the perfect gang of rebels who were unafraid of waging war against
anyone.
     Hammer knew exactly where to look and in a matter of days the two newcomers were
welcomed into the ranks of a group of managers who received them as war waging equals
in an alliance that had joined a Confederation of Alliances for the TW4 contest.
     Fighting under the banner of The Illuminati Confederation of Alliances alongside
members of Chaos Inc, kLk and The Company of Brothers during the TW4 was more than
either of the two Veteran Managers had envisioned a few months ago.
     Hammer was now entering a new journey with a new attitude.
     Perhaps you readers may have noticed that new attitude by now since this
announcement by Hammer is uncharacteristically Exclamation Point Free.
     Except for the famous quote by Hammer at the end of this announcement.
     Now that Hammer and the Mysterious Hooded Figure have agreed to join forces with
an alliance whose members have welcomed them enthusiastically; let those who desire
to be antagonistic be forewarned as to the identities of these newly welcomed wagers
of war:

Tripwire
kLk Bringer of Pain

Hammer
kLk WordSmith and WeaponSmith
Minister of War
Illuminati Idealist

     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BINGO was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA3 was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
QUICKCHICKEN was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA2 was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
TUNNEL was defeated by CLEVELAND STEAMER in a 1 minute master's Challenge match.
PUD 126 vanquished HARMONY in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge fight.
INFAMOUS slimly won victory over MR. STREPTOCOCCUS in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
TWIG viciously subdued AMISTUM in a action packed 3 minute expert's Challenge duel.
DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS vanquished 12A 7D in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VALIANT TITMOUSE was defeated by YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! in a 2 minute Challenge match.
MADDER overpowered MRS BUTTERWORTH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HORROR devastated KIT KAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
TERROR narrowly defeated WYVERN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge match.
STRIFE viciously subdued PRIME in a 1 minute gory Challenge conflict.
RASCALLY RILLION was outwaited by BLUELINER in a unpopular 8 minute Challenge bout.
DESPICABLE was viciously subdued by RETIRED in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
JULIENNE unbelievably bested HARD DECISION in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
RYPL overpowered MSM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FAHRENHEIT 9/11 savagely defeated SOULSISTER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
GILIATH was viciously subdued by 5 FOR FIGHTING in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
GHOSTCHICKEN overpowered STEEL COTTON in a tiring 10 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLINK won victory over GOON in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge fray.
CRACKER was overpowered by BACKLASH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PAYBACK was defeated by NUMBER CRUNCHER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
FREAKIN GENIUS defeated BUM in a popular 1 minute veteran's Title duel.
NECROTICA subdued NOBODY EVER EXPECTS in a 2 minute veteran's melee.
INDIANA JONES IV vanquished NANO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
CULINARY was beaten by MAXIMUM EFFORT in a exciting 1 minute expert's competition.
UBER GOOBER outlasted LOAD MASTER in a action packed 12 minute gory expert's fight.
BEDTIME was overpowered by SHAME in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BREEZY was defeated by CORRUPTION in a popular 1 minute veteran's bout.
PUD #28 handily defeated ??RADAR?? in a 1 minute mismatched match.
INFERNAL lost to LAPTOP DANCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
A BOY NAMED SUE demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
YELLOW POST-IT luckily beat NECTARINE in a exciting 8 minute bloody match.
DRUCILLA demolished NOT ADULT DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUBIO savagely defeated PUD #16 in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
SNOTMONSTER demolished VAN DER HEARTT in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
THE BIZZLE was overpowered by QUALITY WARRIOR in a 1 minute uneven battle.
JUDICIOUSLY was viciously subdued by 2805 in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
MIGRAINE was unbelievably bested by PLUM in a popular 3 minute bloody conflict.
NAOMI overpowered PULL MY FINGER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
DNA outwaited FRATSFA SLAVE in a monotonous 12 minute veteran vs. novice match.
BUTT UGLY CARPET defeated ZEBRA in a popular 1 minute duel.
PUD 108 was overpowered by HANA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE viciously subdued KINETIX in a 2 minute brutal duel.
1001 demolished DRAT WON PRIMUS! in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PROFESSOR IVY was demolished by C in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
SHARK BAIT! handily defeated V.H.S. in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
SALTY SUSAN overpowered TEST6 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GANGRENE savagely defeated DUALITY in a popular 5 minute bloody brawl.
SMOKE subdued PERCY QUIN 24 in a unpopular 5 minute battle.
SHAKE bested TORMENT in a popular 1 minute bout.
ILILIIIL vanquished 1101 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
QUEEN was overpowered by 14A 9D in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ESTRADA devastated DER WAFFLE HAUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
OPOSSUMS was vanquished by RAMPAGE in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
PERCY QUIN 02 was overpowered by ROLEN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered SILVER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LOUISIANA vanquished BULLS EYE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
YELLOW SUBMARINE overpowered LAZY DOG in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SIR TANIMERE vanquished MAGNOLIA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PUMPING ON STEELE was demolished by DARIUS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
QUEEN was savagely defeated by TITO TAILER in a exciting 1 minute gruesome contest.
TIGGER devastated 2201 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
REND was subdued by OLD BILLFOLD in a 3 minute bout.
HIL was defeated by TOE JAM TOFU in a 2 minute fight.
REPREHENSIBLE defeated YANG in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
1008 devastated KITTEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
1005 was demolished by CANKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven match.
CLUSTER defeated PANCREAS in a 2 minute fight.
GONE TO GEORGIA was unbelievably bested by LONGUS COLLI in a exciting 6 minute melee.
CHARLOTTE vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
THE GREEN MONSTER overpowered EUREKA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THANKS, RANDY murdered AXIIM in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
ASIIRA vanquished ONE-TIMER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TEASER was viciously butchered by MANTICORE in a 2 minute brutal amateur's match.
GIGANTUS was demolished by JIBBA JABBA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLECHICKEN narrowly killed JADE in a exciting 1 minute beginner's match.
TINUVREL bested WASTE in a exciting 4 minute bout.
VINYA was beaten by CRACKED AND LEAKING in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SPONGE BOB subdued THORACIC in a 4 minute beginner's duel.
FAWNDL was beaten by ONOMATAPOEIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's duel.
MANAGER demolished BLOCK BLOCK BLK in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SHUCKS was overpowered by (JENNY) in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FLICK was easily killed by FLABBY-O in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DANG luckily beat SINEMET in a exciting 9 minute novice's bout.
LIBRA lost to YELLOW BRICK TOAD in a exciting 1 minute amateur's fight.
MASSACRE won victory over HUMERUS in a 3 minute beginner's contest.
SHRINKAGE was overpowered by NASONEX in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HYPERMUX overpowered PURPLE HEART in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LUNG BUTTER bested CARB in a 2 minute beginner's battle.
GREEN was overpowered by WARHEAD in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
MACK TRUCK was vanquished by FENESTRATED in a 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  61         TOTAL PARRY      124 -  81 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                      32         STRIKING ATTACK  135 -  90 -  4      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         LUNGING ATTACK   223 - 235 - 12      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 15         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  30 -  2      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         SLASHING ATTACK   57 -  65 -  6      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW       115 - 150 -  5      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  35 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  30 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  15 -  0      35  |

Turn 142 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  8         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY       13 -  8     LUNGING ATTACK    27 - 34         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   17 - 12     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        17 - 15     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      FREAKIN GENIUS 19858       17  12  0  117 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)
LUNGING ATTACK   PUD 126 22024              17  10  0  113 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)
PARRY-LUNGE      HARMONY 26932               7   3  1   92 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365)
AIMED BLOW       CORRUPTION 22745            6   2  0   91 THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629)
STRIKING ATTACK  BUM 16991                   8   5  1   89 EXIT ONLY (2585)
WALL OF STEEL    INFAMOUS 12943              9   5  0   85 BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)
BASHING ATTACK   TUNNEL 24276                9   7  0   78 DARK PASSAGE (3870)
SLASHING ATTACK  QUALITY WARRIOR 25247       5   1  0   63 ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)
PARRY-STRIKE     NECTARINE 19639             7   6  0   46 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PUD 126 22024.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LOAD MASTER 15924.  The ten other most popular fighters were NECTARINE 19639, 
GONE TO GEORGIA 28596, GANGRENE 30731, MIGRAINE 15930, TINUVREL 31635, TWIG 25226, 
WYVERN 29373, RUBIO 19447, 2805 17777, and SINEMET 27373.

The least popular fighter this week was DNA 30191.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were STEEL COTTON 167, SMOKE 30250, BLUELINER 25217, PERCY QUIN 24 29478, 
RASCALLY RILLION 30091, DANG -32195, UBER GOOBER 26198, MACK TRUCK -32738, GREEN 
15136, and CARB 31594.