DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/19/2005    Duedate: 04/01/2005

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 143

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HARMONY
PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365)
(82-26932) [8-3-1,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PUD 126                        CORRUPTION
PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)            THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629)
(82-22024) [18-10-0,119]       (82-22745) [7-2-0,106]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PUD 126                        DESSERT
PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)            SUPERIOR FORCES 1505 (5709)
(82-22024) [18-10-0,119]       (82-34664) [0-1-0,11]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ANGRY CHICKENS II (4015)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. 70'S CHILD (4985)             53 
2. EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)      30 CHILDREN OF CTHULHU (4584)
3. BLITZKRIEG IX (2062)          28    Unchartered Team
4. IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5201)   25 
5. YOU JANE (5054)               25    TECH 8 (4948)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*TECH 8 (4948)              6   0  0 100.   1/ 1*ANGRY CHICKENS II (4015)  7  3 2
 2- 3*DISORDER (3953)            5   0  0 100.   2/25*EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  6  6 0
 3/ 9*11405G (5522)              4   0  0 100.   3/18 NAMES? (4632)             4  2 0
 4- 4*THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (4768)  4   0  0 100.   4/14*BLITZKRIEG IV (2406)      4  3 1
 5- 5*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4873)  3   0  1 100.   5/17 BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      4  3 1
 6- 7*TECH 1 (4941)              3   0  0 100.  59/159*70'S CHILD (4985)         4  6 2
 7- 8*DEMOCRATIC DREAMS (5098)   3   0  0 100.   7/23 POWER PLAY (4037)         4  6 0
 8/16*CAPILLARY (5169)           2   0  0 100.   8/22*PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    4  8 0
 9-12*DARK TOADS 05I (5496)      2   0  0 100.   9/ 5*TECH 8 (4948)             3  0 0
10/17*11405O (5530)              2   0  0 100.  10/ 4*11405G (5522)             3  0 0
11-15*121604L (5382)             2   0  0 100.  11/ 9*EX-PHILLIS (5190)         3  0 0
12/21*MERCURY RISING (4685)      2   0  0 100.  12/36*SLAP SHOT (4036)          3  0 0
13/23*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (3708)  2   0  0 100.  13/10 WORK WITH THIS (4213)     3  0 0
14/ 0*BLITZKRIEG IX (2062)       2   0  0 100.  14/52 LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279) 3  0 0
15/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733)  1   0  0 100.  15/11*PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 3  0 0
16/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5708)  1   0  0 100.  16/57*MORE STUFF (3484)         3  0 0
17/ 0*YOU JANE (5054)            1   0  0 100.  17/12 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       3  0 0
18/ 0*ECU RADIO (5450)           1   0  0 100.  18/59*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 3  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-18*121604Q (5387)             1   0  0 100.  19/62 THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131) 3  0 0
20-19*12/19/04J (5407)           1   0  0 100.  20/13 MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   3  0 0
21-20*12/19/04Q (5414)           1   0  0 100.  21-16 A UNIT XVI (586)          3  0 0
22-22*N IS FOR... 2 (4434)       1   0  0 100.  22/21*MIRKWOOD (5217)           3  3 0
23/ 0*BLITZKRIEG XI (1763)       1   0  0 100.  23/15*NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 (2029) 3  3 0
24/27*WARM (4960)                5   1  0 83.3  61/161*NUMBERS 7 (2722)          3  4 0
25/29*BLADES OF HONOR II (3067)  5   1  0 83.3  25-42*STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 2  0 1
26/35*PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562)  4   1  0 80.0  26/74*RETIRED (5052)            2  0 1
27-28*ORCISH MADMEN (3239)       4   1  0 80.0  27-34*DARK TOADS 05I (5496)     2  0 0
28/ 0 CHILDREN OF CTHULH (4584) 19   5  0 79.2  28/28*WARM (4960)               2  0 0
29/33*12:35 AM (4634)            7   2  0 77.8  29- 8*DEMOCRATIC DREAMS (5098)  2  0 0
30/34*MORE STUFF (3484)          7   2  0 77.8  30/82*CAPILLARY (5169)          2  0 0
31/ 0*BOOT LEATHER (2837)        7   2  0 77.8  22/122*IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 2  0 0
32/30*THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 10   3  0 76.9  32/87*11405O (5530)             2  0 0
33/39 WORK WITH THIS (4213)     15   5  0 75.0  33/95*MERCURY RISING (4685)     2  0 0
34-32*BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)         6   2  0 75.0  01/101*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (3708) 2  0 0
35/ 0*MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)        3   1  1 75.0  00/100*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305) 2  0 0
36/ 6*I'M (5211)                 3   1  0 75.0  36/ 0*BLITZKRIEG IX (2062)      2  0 0
37/10*BRAIN FOOD 8 (5563)        3   1  0 75.0  37/ 0*DRJ & THE WOMEN (1445)    2  0 0
38/58*NO RESPECT II (5484)       3   1  0 75.0  43/143 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   2  0 0
39/67*SLAP SHOT (4036)           3   1  0 75.0  20/120*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001) 2  1 0
40/65*SATAN'S ARMY (4637)        3   1  0 75.0  40/43*BLADE BROTHERS 12 (4924)  2  1 0
41-36*SAND FIENDS (3949)         3   1  0 75.0  41/ 7*THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 2  1 0
42/11*C IS FOR ... (3929)        3   1  0 75.0  42/30*I'M (5211)                2  1 0
43-37*HUNDRED-ACRE WOOD (2898)   3   1  0 75.0  43/ 6*BRAIN FOOD 8 (5563)       2  1 0
44/46 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365)  8   3  1 72.7  44/45 BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        2  1 0
45-40 ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314)    10   4  0 71.4  45-67*121604K (5381)            2  1 0
46/25*ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)    5   2  0 71.4  46/46*NO RESPECT II (5484)      2  1 0
47-43 PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   12   5  0 70.6  47-47*DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     2  1 0
48/49*EX-PHILLIS (5190)          7   3  0 70.0  48/44*COLD (4959)               2  1 0
49/50 LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279)  7   3  0 70.0  19/119*DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     2  1 0
50/69 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   18   9  0 66.7  50/55*ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)   2  1 0
51/45 NUTS (4226)               14   7  0 66.7  51/54 DUMB PUDS (4011)          2  1 0
52/44 OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       14   7  0 66.7  52/53 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 2  1 0
53-47 FALLEN TERRORS (3951)      8   4  0 66.7  53/48 SPICE RACK (3989)         2  1 0
54-51*INQUISITION 0305 (3013)    6   3  0 66.7  54/56*12:35 AM (4634)           2  1 0
55/84*BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)    4   2  1 66.7  27/127*SATAN'S ARMY (4637)       2  1 0
56-54*CHURCH OF POWER (5299)     4   2  0 66.7  56/49 OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       2  1 0
57-56*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (4998)  2   1  2 66.7  57/38*DARK TOADS 03A1 (3702)    2  1 0
58-57*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4771)  2   1  1 66.7  55/155*COME AGAIN? (3897)        2  1 0
59-63*ICY (4961)                 2   1  0 66.7  54/154*LANGUAGES (3894)          2  1 0
35/135*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001)  2   1  0 66.7  39/139 BLITZKRIEG III (2410)     2  1 0
61-59*DARK TOADS 05K (5487)      2   1  0 66.7  32/132*BLADES OF HONOR II (3067) 2  1 0
39/139*DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)      2   1  0 66.7  37/137*PARTHIAN BLADES (3079)    2  1 0
63-68*ARGOS II (3294)            2   1  0 66.7  63/63 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    2  1 0
64/76 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       18  10  0 64.3  64/41 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599) 2  1 0
65/81 NAMES? (4632)             16   9  0 64.0  41/141*NEW TECHNOLOGY (2019)     2  1 0
66-71 TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)      7   4  1 63.6  66-19*ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      2  1 0
67/83 BLITZKRIEG III (2410)      7   4  0 63.6  67/66*SHARON STUFF (5362)       2  2 0
68/82 BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        10   6  1 62.5  68/69*KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  2  2 0
69/41*DARK TOADS 03A1 (3702)     5   3  0 62.5  69/64*STATEHOOD 3 (2022)        2  2 0
70/42*4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)      5   3  0 62.5  57/157*THE I'S HAVE IT! (5026)   2  3 0
71/75 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 26  16  0 61.9  71/72*DRIVIN' TUNES (5432)      2  3 0
72-79 EXIT ONLY (2585)           8   5  1 61.5  72/71*THE ACCURSED (3071)       2  3 0
73/88 SESAME STAPH (4258)        8   5  0 61.5  73/70*NUMBERS 6 (2721)          2  4 0
74/48 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599)  8   5  0 61.5  74/20*ELVENDOME (5216)          2  5 0
23/123*RETIRED (5052)             3   2  1 60.0  75/73*CARROCK (5218)            2  6 0
76-86*DARK RITUAL (3954)         3   2  0 60.0  76/ 3*KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    2  8 0
29/129*COME AGAIN? (3897)         3   2  0 60.0  77-26 ONE CHANCE (178)          1  0 1
78/ 0*SAY WHAT?!?? (3265)        3   2  0 60.0  78/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733) 1  0 0
31/131*NEW TECHNOLOGY (2019)      3   2  0 60.0  79/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5708) 1  0 0
80/74 NOSEY (4239)               7   5  0 58.3  80-31*OCT 2004 B (5225)         1  0 0
81/80*THE ACCURSED (3071)       11   8  0 57.9  81-81*12/19/04Q (5414)          1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/70*ANGRY CHICKENS II (4015)   8   6  2 57.1  82-27*TECH 1 (4941)             1  0 0
83/98 THE GERIATRIC YEAR (3131)  8   6  0 57.1  83-32*10/24/04-E (5235)         1  0 0
84-91*GLAD I'M NOT (4687)        4   3  1 57.1  84-76*CHURCH OF POWER (5299)    1  0 0
85/55*THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042)  4   3  0 57.1  23-123*LILY, ETC. (5361)         1  0 0
21/121*LANGUAGES (3894)           4   3  0 57.1  86-33*121604L (5382)            1  0 0
87/77*KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  10   8  1 55.6  87-79*121604Q (5387)            1  0 0
88/99 SPICE RACK (3989)         10   8  0 55.6  88-80*12/19/04J (5407)          1  0 0
89-96*ADVERBS II (4224)          5   4  1 55.6  89/ 0*DEATH'S ESCORTS (5009)    1  0 0
90/53*BLITZKRIEG IV (2406)       5   4  1 55.6  90/ 0*YOU JANE (5054)           1  0 0
13/113*COLD (4959)                5   4  0 55.6  91/ 0*ECU RADIO (5450)          1  0 0
92/97 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    21  18  1 53.8  92-85*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4873) 1  0 0
02/102 MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   14  12  1 53.8  93-75*ICY (4961)                1  0 0
94/89*SATAN'S KINGDOM (3069)     7   6  0 53.8  94-96*B5 6 (4320)               1  0 0
95/94 DARK PASSAGE (3870)        9   8  0 52.9  95-89*N IS FOR... 2 (4434)      1  0 0
01/101 BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      20  18  1 52.6  96-37*APR 2004B (4465)          1  0 0
47/147*NUMBERS 7 (2722)          11  10  0 52.4  97-90*THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (4527) 1  0 0
98/95*NUMBERS 6 (2721)           9   9  0 50.0  98-35*THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (4768) 1  0 0
00/100 CYBERTEASE (1851)          9   9  0 50.0  99/ 0*MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       1  0 0
05-105 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826)  8   8  0 50.0  00-91*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4771) 1  0 0
06-106 LIFESPAN (165)             8   8  0 50.0  30-130 FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     1  0 0
07-107*CLUB HAMMER 2 (28)         7   7  1 50.0  02-40*DISORDER (3953)           1  0 0
08-108 ONE CHANCE (178)           7   7  1 50.0  03-98*DARK RITUAL (3954)        1  0 0
84/184*EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)   6   6  0 50.0  04-39*SAND FIENDS (3949)        1  0 0
50/150 FUNDIES (4285)             6   6  0 50.0  05-105*BLITZKRIEG V (2407)       1  0 0
10-110*DELTA (5301)               5   5  0 50.0  06-106*TC'D WHEN? (2587)         1  0 0
11-111 HOMIES (2783)              5   5  0 50.0  07-107*NUMBERS 11 (2726)         1  0 0
58/158*IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201)  4   4  1 50.0  09-109*INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   1  0 0
14-114*DUDS AGAIN 2 (3490)        4   4  0 50.0  09/ 0*BORN OF DARKNESS (3068)   1  0 0
10/92*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)    4   4  0 50.0  34-134*MORE NEW TEAMS 8 (3091)   1  0 0
15-115*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921)  4   4  0 50.0  11/ 0*BLITZKRIEG XI (1763)      1  0 0
12/93*STATEHOOD 3 (2022)         4   4  0 50.0  12-112 ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314)    1  0 0
68/168*PARTHIAN BLADES (3079)     3   3  1 50.0  14-114 LIFESPAN (165)            1  0 0
17-117*10/24/04-E (5235)          3   3  0 50.0  15-115 A UNIT XVII (587)         1  0 0
26/126*SHARON STUFF (5362)        3   3  0 50.0  17-117*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (4998) 1  1 1
19-119*APR 2004B (4465)           3   3  0 50.0  16-116*DARK TOADS 04M (4784)     1  1 1
17/85*MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)       3   3  0 50.0  97/197*ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  1  1 0
71/171*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305)  3   3  0 50.0  91/191*12/19/04I (5406)          1  1 0
19/87*M IS FOR ... (3919)        3   3  0 50.0  24-124*DARK TOADS 05J (5486)     1  1 0
20/38*NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 (2029)  3   3  0 50.0  25-125*DARK TOADS 05L (5488)     1  1 0
21/ 0*DRJ & THE WOMEN (1445)     3   3  0 50.0  48-148*FENWAY FREAKS (5308)      1  1 0
24-124*10/24/04-C (5233)          2   2  0 50.0  22/97*MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      1  1 0
85/185*ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)   2   2  0 50.0  23- 2*GLAD I'M NOT (4687)       1  1 0
24/62*ATTACKO/TCLONES01 (4809)   2   2  0 50.0  51-151*ADVERBS II (4224)         1  1 0
25/61*OK COMPUTER (5192)         2   2  0 50.0  25/88 NOSEY (4239)              1  1 0
25-125*FENWAY FREAKS (5308)       2   2  0 50.0  26/ 0 CHILDREN OF CTHULH (4584) 1  1 0
27-127*121604K (5381)             2   2  0 50.0  00/200*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4079) 1  1 0
86/186*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4079)  2   2  0 50.0  28/93*HALF A WORD (4654)        1  1 0
29/64*THE BROTHERHOOD 92 (4522)  2   2  0 50.0  29-58*DUDS AGAIN 2 (3490)       1  1 0
87/187*INQUISITION PHL030 (3307)  2   2  0 50.0  02/102*C IS FOR ... (3929)       1  1 0
30-130*Q IS FOR... (3757)         2   2  0 50.0  11/211*W IS FOR ... (3935)       1  1 0
32/ 0*BORN OF DARKNESS (3068)    2   2  0 50.0  12/212*INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 1  1 0
32-132*DARK TOADS 04M (4784)      1   1  1 50.0  08/108*SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)   1  1 0
23/223*12/19/04I (5406)           1   1  0 50.0  33-133*HUNDRED-ACRE WOOD (2898)  1  1 0
37-137*DARK TOADS 05J (5486)      1   1  0 50.0  25/225 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   1  1 0
33-133*LILY, ETC. (5361)          1   1  0 50.0  10/110*THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (2063)  1  1 0
38-138*DARK TOADS 05L (5488)      1   1  0 50.0  11/111 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 1  1 0
30/230*W IS FOR ... (3935)        1   1  0 50.0  29/229*SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268) 1  1 0
44-144*TC'D WHEN? (2587)          1   1  0 50.0  81/181*BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   1  1 0
40/24*THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (2063)   1   1  0 50.0  40-65 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     1  1 0
32/232*SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268)  1   1  0 50.0  70/170*DARK TOADS 04W (4792)     1  2 0
46-146*REJECTED REINDEER (445)    1   1  0 50.0  46/146*MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 1  2 0
43/ 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY (5699)    69  75 10 47.9  52/152 B5 2 (4316)               1  2 0
44/ 0 BIG 10 (4021)             24  27  3 47.1  44/51 FLOPS (4220)              1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
03/103 FLOPS (4220)               8   9  0 47.1  49/149 SESAME STAPH (4258)       1  2 0
04/104 OOH HAA HAA (3893)         8   9  0 47.1  26/126*THE BROTHERHOOD 92 (4522) 1  2 0
56/156 DUMB PUDS (4011)           7   8  1 46.7  47/50 NUTS (4226)               1  2 0
48-148 HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)        7   8  0 46.7  31/131*BLITZKRIEG VIII (3831)    1  2 0
09/109*MIRKWOOD (5217)            6   7  0 46.2  53/153 DARK PASSAGE (3870)       1  2 0
12/112*HATE ME (29)               5   6  0 45.5  50/60 OOH HAA HAA (3893)        1  2 0
51/151 POWER PLAY (4037)         13  16  0 44.8  51/61*4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)     1  2 0
79/179*DRIVIN' TUNES (5432)       4   5  0 44.4  36/136*SATAN'S KINGDOM (3069)    1  2 0
52-152*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333)  4   5  0 44.4  53-24*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    1  2 0
53-153 ON A ROLL (169)           11  14  0 44.0  69/169 C. U. LATER (2674)        1  2 0
54-154 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)    7   9  0 43.7  56/156 CYBERTEASE (1851)         1  2 0
55-155 A UNIT XVII (587)        109 144  9 43.1  40/140*CANDY BARS (2014)         1  2 0
64/164 C. U. LATER (2674)        12  16  0 42.9  42/142*BLITZKRIEG (2327)         1  2 0
57-157 ODDITIES (184)             6   8  0 42.9  58-158*WONDERLAND (5369)         1  3 0
59-159*INQUISITION 0302 (3010)    3   4  1 42.9  59/68*STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)  1  3 0
60-160*MORE NEW TEAMS 7 (3090)    3   4  1 42.9  60/160 FUNDIES (4285)            1  3 0
16/116*BLITZKRIEG (2327)          3   4  1 42.9  64-164 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   1  3 0
61-161*OCT 2004 B (5225)          3   4  0 42.9  65-165*MOB RULES (4827)          0  4 0
20/120*STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)   3   4  0 42.9  63/163*HATE ME (29)              0  4 0
62-162*MORE NEW TEAMS 8 (3091)    3   4  0 42.9  66-166*WHAT THE FROTH? (5018)    0  3 0
63-163 VERMIN!! (334)           152 204  7 42.7  45/145*BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  0  3 0
65/165*CARROCK (5218)             6   9  0 40.0  50/150 LBA: SPEILBURG FAN (4268) 0  3 0
49/149*ELVENDOME (5216)           6   9  0 40.0  62-162 ENIGMA 16 (2340)          0  3 0
22/122*BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)   2   3  1 40.0  67-167*BASHERS (4933)            0  2 0
66-166*STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040)  2   3  1 40.0  92/192*12/19/04R (5415)          0  2 0
28/128*BLADE BROTHERS 12 (4924)   2   3  0 40.0  95/195*SPINE (5155)              0  2 0
03/203*THE I'S HAVE IT! (5026)    2   3  0 40.0  21/121*OK COMPUTER (5192)        0  2 0
72-172*OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)     2   3  0 40.0  93/193*ATTACKO/TCLONES01 (4809)  0  2 0
73-173*NUMBERS 11 (2726)          2   3  0 40.0  47-147*10/24/04-C (5233)         0  2 0
74-174*ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      13  20  0 39.4  02/202*BONE BOYZ 2 (4714)        0  2 0
75-175*NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)     9  14  0 39.1  03/203*ORGAN GRINDER (4717)      0  2 0
01/201*70'S CHILD (4985)          5   8  2 38.5  68-168*OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    0  2 0
76-176 MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)    5   8  0 38.5  09/209*M IS FOR ... (3919)       0  2 0
77-177 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)      6  10  3 37.5  10/210*Y IS FOR ... (3933)       0  2 0
81-181*NIGHTSLASH (3945)          4   7  0 36.4  26/226*NUMBERS 10 (2725)         0  2 0
80/ 0*DEATH'S ESCORTS (5009)    11  20  1 35.5  79-179*MAYHEM (2896)             0  2 0
82-182 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    111 204  4 35.2  81/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580) 0  1 0
91/191 B5 2 (4316)               10  19  0 34.5  82/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5709) 0  1 0
90/190 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   14  27  1 34.1  72-172*OCT 2004 16 (5283)        0  1 0
83-183 A UNIT XVI (586)          34  68  4 33.3  89-189*4 LETTER ATKINS (5207)    0  1 0
80/180 LBA: SPEILBURG FAN (4268)  4   8  0 33.3  73-173*DELTA (5301)              0  1 0
67/167*BLITZKRIEG VIII (3831)     2   4  1 33.3  86/ 0*WHO? (5047)               0  1 0
20/220*DARK TOADS 04W (4792)      1   2  0 33.3  74-174*BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)        0  1 0
42/142*HALF A WORD (4654)         1   2  0 33.3  71-171*OCT 2004 C (5226)         0  1 0
43/143*Y IS FOR ... (3933)        1   2  0 33.3  89/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 64 (4830) 0  1 0
89-189*BLITZKRIEG V (2407)        1   2  0 33.3  18-118*OCT 2004 15 (5282)        0  1 0
91/ 0*FOREVER JUNG (2000)        1   2  0 33.3  05-205*S IS FOR... 2 (4448)      0  1 0
45/145*CANDY BARS (2014)          1   2  0 33.3  75-175*SISSIES (4563)            0  1 0
92-192 DEADLY HACKERS (3939)      4   9  1 30.8  93/ 0*INITIALS (4651)           0  1 0
94-194 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)    9  21  0 30.0  76-176*R.E.S.P.E.C.T. (4666)     0  1 0
97-197*OCT 2004 C (5226)          2   5  0 28.6  01-201*BOOKIE'S APOTHECAR (4546) 0  1 0
98-198*B5 6 (4320)                2   5  0 28.6  96/ 0 BIG 10 (4021)             0  1 0
93/193*KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    11  30  0 26.8  77-177 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     0  1 0
99-199 ENIGMA 16 (2340)           8  24  1 25.0  98-198*SUPERIOR FORCES B3 (4333) 0  1 0
00/200*PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)     4  12  0 25.0  15-215*Q IS FOR... (3757)        0  1 0
04-204*WONDERLAND (5369)          1   3  0 25.0  29-129 PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   0  1 0
05-205*THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (4527)  1   3  0 25.0  01/ 0*SAY WHAT?!?? (3265)       0  1 0
88/188*NUMBERS 10 (2725)          1   3  0 25.0  16-216 LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)   0  1 0
07-207*BEER 3 (2018)              1   4  1 20.0  78-178 DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     0  1 0
02/202*MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199)  1   4  0 20.0  14-214*NIGHTSLASH (3945)         0  1 0
08-208*BASHERS (4933)             1   4  0 20.0  08-208*ARGOS II (3294)           0  1 0
06/206*ORGAN GRINDER (4717)       1   4  0 20.0  28-128*ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      0  1 0
09-209 LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)    4  17  0 19.0  13-213*ROIDS R GOOD (3320)       0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
10-210*OCT 2004 15 (5282)         1   5  0 16.7  20-220*SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921) 0  1 0
12-212 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! I (3177)  1   9  0 10.0  19-219 EXIT ONLY (2585)          0  1 0
13-213*MAYHEM (2896)              0   8  0  0.0  22-222*INQUISITION 0304 (3012)   0  1 0
14-214*OCT 2004 16 (5283)         0   6  0  0.0  23-223*INQUISITION 0305 (3013)   0  1 0
15-215*SISSIES (4563)             0   5  0  0.0  24-224 MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)   0  1 0
13/ 0*BLITZKRIEG VII (2050)      0   5  0  0.0  80-180 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! I (3177) 0  1 0
16-216*MOB RULES (4827)           0   4  0  0.0  35-135 TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     0  1 0
17-217*WHAT THE FROTH? (5018)     0   3  0  0.0  27-227 HOMIES (2783)             0  1 0
18-218*R.E.S.P.E.C.T. (4666)      0   3  0  0.0  18-218 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826) 0  1 0
26/226*SPINE (5155)               0   2  0  0.0  17/ 0*BOOT LEATHER (2837)       0  1 0
25/225*12/19/04R (5415)           0   2  0  0.0  38-138*MORE NEW TEAMS 7 (3090)   0  1 0
29/229*BONE BOYZ 2 (4714)         0   2  0  0.0  21-221 ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   0  1 0
21-221*ROIDS R GOOD (3320)        0   2  0  0.0  20/ 0*FOREVER JUNG (2000)       0  1 0
22-222*C.C.L. (1053)              0   2  0  0.0  28-228*BEER 3 (2018)             0  1 0
22/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580)  0   1  0  0.0  22/ 0*BLITZKRIEG VII (2050)     0  1 0
23/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5709)  0   1  0  0.0  30-230*C.C.L. (1053)             0  1 0
24-224*4 LETTER ATKINS (5207)     0   1  0  0.0  44-144*CLUB HAMMER 2 (28)        0  1 0
25/ 0*WHO? (5047)                0   1  0  0.0  82-182 HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       0  1 0
26/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 64 (4830)  0   1  0  0.0  31-231 ON A ROLL (169)           0  1 0
27-227*S IS FOR... 2 (4448)       0   1  0  0.0  83-183 ODDITIES (184)            0  1 0
28-228*BOOKIE'S APOTHECAR (4546)  0   1  0  0.0  84-184 VERMIN!! (334)            0  1 0
29/ 0*INITIALS (4651)            0   1  0  0.0  32-232*REJECTED REINDEER (445)   0  1 0
31-231*INQUISITION 0304 (3012)    0   1  0  0.0  82/ 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY (5699)    0  0 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of DWES EG!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not 
me, not EXCLAMATION POINT's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 
25th to 2nd.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  
NAMES? moved up 15 places, to 3rd.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not 
BLITZKRIEG VI's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 17th to 5th.  
You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  70'S CHILD 
moved up 153 places, to 6th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not POWER PLAY's 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 23rd to 7th.  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  PUT ON THE FOIL moved up 14 
places, to 8th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not SLAP SHOT's opponents, 
after watching them shoot up the ranks from 36th to 12th.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! moved up 38 
places, to 14th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not MORE STUFF's opponents, 
after watching them shoot up the ranks from 57th to 16th.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  THE BROTHERHOOD 40 moved up 41 
places, to 18th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not THE GERIATRIC YEARS' 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 62nd to 19th.  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  NUMBERS 7 moved up 137 
places, to 24th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not RETIRED's opponents, 
after watching them shoot up the ranks from 74th to 26th.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  CAPILLARY moved up 52 places, to 
30th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not IT'S THE SAME MOVIE!'s opponents, 
after watching them shoot up the ranks from 122nd to 31st.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  11405O moved up 55 places, to 32nd.  
Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not MERCURY RISING's opponents, after watching 
them shoot up the ranks from 95th to 33rd.  You know what they say about the herd of 
lions who studied a judge...  SUPERIOR FORCES 7300 moved up 67 places, to 34th.  Who 
can explain it?  Not you, not me, not INQUISITION PHL0303's opponents, after watching 
them shoot up the ranks from 100th to 35th.  You know what they say about the herd of 
lions who studied a judge...  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 moved up 105 places, to 38th.  Who 
can explain it?  Not you, not me, not SUPERIOR FORCES 7402's opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 120th to 39th.  THAT SPECIAL SMELL bit the big 
one as they could not win.  They dropped from 7th down to 41st!  Are you guy giving 
lessons or what?  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  
Well don't look at I'M, cause they dropped by 12.  Ever take one of those association 
tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  
Flop.  BRAIN FOOD 8!  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  DARK TOADS 05Q moved up 70 places, to 49th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, 
not me, not SATAN'S ARMY's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 
127th to 55th.  DARK TOADS 03A1 bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped 
from 38th down to 57th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  COME AGAIN? moved up 97 places, to 
58th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not LANGUAGES' opponents, after watching 
them shoot up the ranks from 154th to 59th.  You know what they say about the herd of 
lions who studied a judge...  BLITZKRIEG III moved up 79 places, to 60th.  Who can 
explain it?  Not you, not me, not BLADES OF HONOR II's opponents, after watching them 
shoot up the ranks from 132nd to 61st.  You know what they say about the herd of 
lions who studied a judge...  PARTHIAN BLADES moved up 75 places, to 62nd.  Looking 
for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at SUPERIOR 
FORCES 1W, cause they dropped by 23.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not NEW 
TECHNOLOGY's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 141st to 65th.  
You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  THE I'S HAVE 
IT! moved up 87 places, to 70th.  ELVENDOME bit the big one as they could not win.  
They dropped from 20th down to 74th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Ever take 
one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, 
Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  KICK THAT STYLE!  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, 
not ATTACKO/TCLONES05's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 197th 
to 117th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  
12/19/04I moved up 73 places, to 118th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, 
skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at MUSCLE MEN 11, cause they dropped by 
25.  NOSEY bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 88th down to 
125th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, 
not INQUISITION 2004 18's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 
200th to 127th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well 
don't look at HALF A WORD, cause they dropped by 35.  Ever take one of those 
association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. 
Try this:  Flop.  C IS FOR ...!  You know what they say about the herd of lions who 
studied a judge...  W IS FOR ... moved up 80 places, to 131st.  Who can explain it?  
Not you, not me, not INQUISITION PHL0306's opponents, after watching them shoot up 
the ranks from 212th to 132nd.  SUPERIOR COURSES bit the big one as they could not 
win.  They dropped from 108th down to 133rd!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  MORE NEW TEAMS 
4 moved up 90 places, to 135th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough 
opponents.  Well don't look at THE BROTHERHOOD 8, cause they dropped by 26.  Ever 
take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  
Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  SUPERIOR FORCES 3201!  Who can explain it?  
Not you, not me, not SUPERIOR FORCES 3207's opponents, after watching them shoot up 
the ranks from 229th to 138th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who 
studied a judge...  BAD PICKUP LINES moved up 42 places, to 139th.  Who can explain 
it?  Not you, not me, not DARK TOADS 04W's opponents, after watching them shoot up 
the ranks from 170th to 141st.  FLOPS bit the big one as they could not win.  They 
dropped from 51st down to 144th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Looking for a 
good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at THE BROTHERHOOD 
92, cause they dropped by 20.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, 
he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  NUTS!  
BLITZKRIEG VIII bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 131st down 
to 148th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Looking for a good fight, confident, 
skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at OOH HAA HAA, cause they dropped by 90.  
Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  
Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  4-LETTER GIRLS!  SATAN'S KINGDOM bit the big 
one as they could not win.  They dropped from 136th down to 152nd!  Are you guy 
giving lessons or what?  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  C. U. LATER moved up 15 places, to 154th.  Ever take one of those 
association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. 
Try this:  Flop.  CANDY BARS!  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough 
opponents.  Well don't look at BLITZKRIEG, cause they dropped by 15.  STREET PIZZAD 
XXI bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 68th down to 159th!  
Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Ever take one of those association tests?  You 
know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  BLADE 
BROTHERS 16!  LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2 bit the big one as they could not win.  They 
dropped from 150th down to 166th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Who can 
explain it?  Not you, not me, not 12/19/04R's opponents, after watching them shoot up 
the ranks from 192nd to 169th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who 
studied a judge...  SPINE moved up 25 places, to 170th.  Looking for a good fight, 
confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at OK COMPUTER, cause they 
dropped by 50.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not ATTACKO/TCLONES01's 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 193rd to 172nd.  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  BONE BOYZ 2 moved up 28 
places, to 174th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not ORGAN GRINDER's 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 203rd to 175th.  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  M IS FOR ... moved up 32 
places, to 177th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not Y IS FOR ...'s 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 210th to 178th.  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  NUMBERS 10 moved up 47 
places, to 179th.  What's with YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE?  It actually beat BIG 10's OSU, 
and walked away with 25 more points from the fight.  PERFECTION QUEST 2's hatred of 
ANOTHER DIABLO? surfaced again as HARMONY challenged DWES EG's top dog.  I'm sure 
DWES EG is excited about HARMONY, the new Duelmaster from PERFECTION QUEST 2.  
(remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  Wouldn't it be nice to have 
live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted 
prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  DWES 
EG thinks C. U. LATER and their 12-16-0 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, 
give up...  Management must be dealin', as the boys at BLITZKRIEG VI ain't reelin'!  
C. U. LATER's mad!  What do people see in BLINK?  Hers 2-2-0?  MIRKWOOD ain't 
talkin', but she's got 8 points.  DARIUS expects the easy win by going 17 points 
down.  2201 will find this a hard lesson!  DARIUS won victory over 2201.  PARTHIAN 
BLADES calls this fighting?  In my day...  I hate going to the effort of writing 
about the kind of fights that DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS gets in.  It fights people like 12A 
7D, 13 points below.  I thought DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS showed great skill and promise when 
it was bested by 12A 7D.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Warriors of DWES EG unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Hmm...  More 
surprises must remain in store for me, if THE HULK can return from the Dark Arena.  
SHAME of BLITZKRIEG VI got 14 points for removing another young punk.  Tough luck, 
DARK TOADS 03A1!  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  
To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  The 
end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARMONY 26932                 8   3  1 105         PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUD 126 22024                18  10    119         PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)       
-BIG BANG 18009               16  25  2 108         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 CORRUPTION 22745              7   2    106         THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629) 
 FREAKIN GENIUS 19858         17  13    100         ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)    
 SHAME 12944                   7   3  1  97         BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      
 MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 26366       8   5     95         SESAME STAPH (4258)       
-CAL RIPPER JR 6799            5   2     94         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 TWIG 25226                   12   7     91         POWER PLAY (4037)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BREEZY 28451                  9   1     90         NAMES? (4632)             
-BUM 16991                     8   5  1  89         EXIT ONLY (2585)          
-DYNAMO 24403                 12   5     87         PERPETUAL MOTION (3892)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BYX 24760                     8   4     87         FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     
-NECROTICA 4393               13  11  1  86         A UNIT XVII (587)         
 PUD #28 19866                11   7  1  86         MORE NEW TEAMS 6 (3089)   
 INDIANA JONES IV 20076        8   6     86         THE GERIATRIC YEARS (3131)
 CLEVELAND STEAMER 25002      14   7     83         OHIO EXPRESS (3993)       
 A BOY NAMED SUE 29323        10   6  1  82         BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        
 UBER GOOBER 26198            14   7     81         NUTS (4226)               
 CULINARY 17479               12  16     76         C. U. LATER (2674)        
 SALTY SUSAN 24981            10   8     75         SPICE RACK (3989)         
-MORE COWBELL! 29315           6   2     74         BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)        
 INFAMOUS 12943                9   6     73         BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      
 MAXIMUM EFFORT 11013          8   5     72         SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1599) 
 TUNNEL 24276                  9   8     69         DARK PASSAGE (3870)       
 BEDTIME 28461                 7   2     69         12:35 AM (4634)           
 DEADLA 20623                  5   3     69         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2263)
 YELLOW POST-IT 26131         14   4     68         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 12A 7D 26666                 10  19     66         B5 2 (4316)               
-NAOMI 8960                   10   4     66         ARIZONA ESCORTS (1314)    
 INFERNAL 15972                7   3     65         BLITZKRIEG III (2410)     
-NOBODY EVER EXPECTS 19464     6   2     65         INQUISITION 0305 (3013)   
 NANO 26164                    8   9     64         FLOPS (4220)              
 YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! 28449    7   8     64         NAMES? (4632)             
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE 31563      4   4  1  64         IT'S THE SAME MOVIE (5201)
-WOR 1001                      8   6     62         ON A ROLL (169)           
 1001 25095                    7   8  1  62         DUMB PUDS (4011)          
-WINNER 1042                   7   7  1  62         ONE CHANCE (178)          
-LOAD MASTER 15924             5   7     62         ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (2402)   
 OSU 25144                     9   6  2  61         BIG 10 (4021)             
-SHORT-TEMER 980               8   8     60         LIFESPAN (165)            
-??RADAR?? 20310               1   9     60         DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (3177)
-SEX CAMEL 25548               6  10  3  59         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
 NAPOLEON DYNAMITE -32643      4   2     59         DRIVIN' TUNES (5432)      
 NEOPHYTE 4574                 2   3     59         LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   
-CHANGING BUFFALO 18031        7   4  1  58         TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)     
 QUALITY WARRIOR 25247         5   2     58         ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)   
 ACES & EIGHTS 18441           7   2     57         BOOT LEATHER (2837)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHARK BAIT! 24424             8   9     56         OOH HAA HAA (3893)        
 SNOTMONSTER 26261             7   5     56         NOSEY (4239)              
-THE BOBSTER 1072              6   8     56         ODDITIES (184)            
 LAPTOP DANCE 20411            9   8     55         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
 BUTT UGLY CARPET 21974        7   2     55         MORE STUFF (3484)         
 AMISTUM 26415                 4   8     54         LBA: SPEILBURG FANS (4268)
-GRIM DEMISE 7357              5   3     52         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 ESTRADA 31507                 5   2     52         EX-PHILLIS (5190)         
 C 24427                       4   3     52         LANGUAGES (3894)          
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 26471        7   3     51         LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279) 
 SHAKE 30242                   5   4     50         COLD (4959)               
 2805 17777                    5   2     50         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
-MIGRAINE 15930                5   8     49         MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)   
-CHAINTREE 24766               5   0     49         DISORDER (3953)           
-ARMORED TOAD 164              4   2     48         HATE ME (29)              
-NECTARINE 19639               7   6     46         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
-VALIANT TITMOUSE 19760        4   3     46         SATAN'S KINGDOM (3069)    
-ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 855      7   8     45         HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)       
-PLUM 19640                    2   9     45         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 DNA 30191                     6   0     44         TECH 8 (4948)             
-JUDICIOUSLY 27214             5   2  1  44         ADVERBS II (4224)         
 HANA 24461                    5   3     43         4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)     
 PULL MY FINGER 8414           4   2  1  43         BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VAN DER HEARTT 18376          4   7     43         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2826)
-PROFESSOR IVY 23587           1   6     43         LAME SUPERHEROES (3766)   
-RASPY F. NEWT 23857           6  17  1  42         VERMIN!! (334)            
 DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS 24321       6   2     42         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
 NOT ADULT DIAPERS 26502       5   4     42         FUNDIES (4285)            
-RUBIO 19447                   3   2  1  42         INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   
 TITO TAILER 21038             3   3     42         INQUISITION PHL0303 (3305)
-THE BIZZLE 18151              5   5     40         HOMIES (2783)             
-ILILIIIL 29803                3   0  1  40         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (4873)
-CATASTROPHE 29248             4   0     39         THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (4768) 
 CURSE 20831                   3   2     39         SAY WHAT?!?? (3265)       
 STAR WARS 30418               3   2     39         70'S CHILD (4985)         
-0024 31680                    3   4     39         OCT 2004 B (5225)         
-0003 27456                    3   1     38         APR 2004B (4465)          
 DRAT WON PRIMUS! 24441        3   2     37         COME AGAIN? (3897)        
 V.H.S. 13681                  3   2     37         NEW TECHNOLOGY (2019)     
-KINETIX 30489                 2   1  2  37         SUPERIOR FORCES 706 (4998)
 SMOKE 30250                   5   1     36         WARM (4960)               
 WEEN 24322                    4   2  1  35         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
-BLOODCRUNCHER 20643           3   1     34         ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BAERL 32130                   4   2     33         CHURCH OF POWER (5299)    
-SLIDER 31743                  3   3     33         10/24/04-E (5235)         
-MADDER 25114                  3   0     33         ANGRY CHICKENS II (4015)  
-FRENCH ONION 19623            3   2     33         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
-14A 9D 26688                  2   5     33         B5 6 (4320)               
-KINGPIN 18948                 4   4     32         SUPERIOR FORCES 430 (2921)
-SIR TANIMERE 19750            4   1     32         BLADES OF HONOR II (3067) 
-WI-FI 30159                   3   0     32         TECH 1 (4941)             
-CHILI CHEESE 19622            3   3     32         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
-CHARLOTTE 29266               2   1  1  32         SUPERIOR FORCES 340 (4771)
 DARIUS 19810                  2   1     32         PARTHIAN BLADES (3079)    
 HORROR 15951                  2   2     32         BLITZKRIEG IV (2406)      
 LOUISIANA 13695               4   3     31         STATEHOOD 3 (2022)        
 B. REAL 29726                 4   4     31         KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    
-BURKES CAFE 6800              3   6     31         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
-ZOCAL 24750                   3   1     30         SAND FIENDS (3949)        
 ARTIST 32520                  2   1     30         SHARON STUFF (5362)       
 GANGRENE 30731                4   3     29         THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 
-TEST6 26758                   4   5     29         SUPERIOR FORCES B30 (4333)
-PUD 108 22005                 4   4     29         DUDS AGAIN 2 (3490)       
 JULIENNE 28026                4   1     29         PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 
-PUD #38 19876                 3   4     29         MORE NEW TEAMS 8 (3091)   
-THUNDERFOX 24773              3   2     29         DARK RITUAL (3954)        
-GUACAMOLE 19626               3   2     29         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 QUEEN -32229                  2   1     29         DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     
 BULLS EYE 25456               2   2     29         INQUISITION 2004 18 (4079)
 JESSICA RABBIT 9771           2   1     29         DRJ & THE WOMEN (1445)    
-AGANOK 158                    4   4     28         CLUB HAMMER 2 (28)        
 RAMPAGE 19771                 4   3     28         THE ACCURSED (3071)       
 1101 17779                    4   3     28         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 SOULSISTER 28484              3   1     28         SATAN'S ARMY (4637)       
 CANKER 24648                  3   1     28         C IS FOR ... (3929)       
 TORMENT 27825                 2   2     28         THE BROTHERHOOD 92 (4522) 
 PERCY QUIN 02 29456           2   2     28         ATTACKO/TCLONES01 (4809)  
-ROLEN 31508                   2   1     28         EX-PHILLIS (5190)         
 OPOSSUMS 21049                2   2     28         INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)
 WARHEAD 13913                 1   1     28         THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (2063)  
 PUD #16 19852                 4   1     27         MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (3086)   
 BLUELINER 25217               3   1     27         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
 THE HULK -30653               1   0  1  27         70'S CHILD (4985)         
 ZEBRA 31553                   1   4     27         MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REPREHENSIBLE 27850           1   2     27         THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (4527) 
-TIGGER 18816                  3   1     26         HUNDRED-ACRE WOOD (2898)  
 TOUCHE 19754                  2   2     26         BORN OF DARKNESS (3068)   
-ERYTUS 20975                  1   1     26         ARGOS II (3294)           
 OLD BILLFOLD -32118           4   0     25         11405G (5522)             
 ME LUNGER 30789               1   0     25         YOU JANE (5054)           
 BATTLECHICKEN -31825          3   0  2  24         ANGRY CHICKENS II (4015)  
 THANKS, RANDY 30781           3   2  1  24         RETIRED (5052)            
-FAHRENHEIT 9/11 31022         3   0     24         DEMOCRATIC DREAMS (5098)  
 SILVER 30503                  2   1     24         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (5001)
 PERCY QUIN 24 29478           2   2     24         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
-FABIO 30722                   1   3     24         STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
-REPUGNANT 15952               1   1     24         BLITZKRIEG V (2407)       
-CLEMSON 32517                 1   1     24         LILY, ETC. (5361)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUMPING ON STEELE -32315      3   1     23         NO RESPECT II (5484)      
 FENESTRATED 31391             2   0     23         CAPILLARY (5169)          
-THE GREEN MONSTER 32177       2   2     23         FENWAY FREAKS (5308)      
 ASIIRA 30650                  2   1     23         THE I'S HAVE IT! (5026)   
-HAIL 30252                    2   1     23         ICY (4961)                
 WYVERN 29373                  1   2     23         DARK TOADS 04W (4792)     
 RETIRED 31614                 3   1     22         I'M (5211)                
-STONED THIS FACE 28776        2   0  1  22         GLAD I'M NOT (4687)       
-2301 17798                    2   3     22         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
 KARMA POLICE 31516            2   2     22         OK COMPUTER (5192)        
 BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY 28762       2   0     22         MERCURY RISING (4685)     
 ONOMATAPOEIA 23282            2   0     22         SUPERIOR FORCES 730 (3708)
-DAMION CORONA 24700           4   8  1  21         DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     
 FIBULARIS 28877               2   0  1  21         MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       
 1008 13732                    2   1     21         NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 (2029) 
 TOE JAM TOFU 23632            2   1     21         SUPERIOR COURSES (2839)   
 BACKLASH 30071                2   3     21         BLADE BROTHERS 12 (4924)  
 NAMRU 28138                   4   0     20         CHILDREN OF CTHULHU (4584)
 LONGUS COLLI 28905            3   3     20         MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      
 TERROR 15947                  2   1  1  20         BLITZKRIEG IV (2406)      
 RASCALLY RILLION 30091        2   3  1  20         BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  
-QUEEN 23536                   2   2     20         Q IS FOR... (3757)        
-DER WAFFLE HAUS 31730         2   2     20         10/24/04-C (5233)         
 PEN TAGRAM -30874             1   0     20         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5708)
 WASTE 24675                   1   1     20         W IS FOR ... (3935)       
 DANG -32195                   3   0     19         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
-GONE TO GEORGIA 28596         2   3     19         STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)  
-1104 17782                    2   3     19         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
-HARD DECISION 20649           2   3     19         OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    
 RYPL 31643                    2   2     19         MIRKWOOD (5217)           
 MAGNOLIA 24598                1   2     19         M IS FOR ... (3919)       
-TWO IS NOT A CROWD 28488      1   2     19         FUNDIES (4285)            
-MSM 32613                     1   2     19         121604K (5381)            
-PURPLE HEART 19461            0   1     19         INQUISITION 0304 (3012)   
-WILDTRACKER 24726             3   3     18         NIGHTSLASH (3945)         
-LAZY DOG 13678                1   4  1  18         BEER 3 (2018)             
-VOMIT 3272                    1   1     18         REJECTED REINDEER (445)   
 DESPICABLE 15519              1   3     18         BLITZKRIEG (2327)         
-VORTEX 26352                  0   2     18         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 1005 13729                    1   2     17         NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 (2029) 
 BLOCK BLOCK BLK 32754         1   1     17         12/19/04I (5406)          
 YANG 24665                    1   2     17         Y IS FOR ... (3933)       
 DOGMA 13909                   1   0     17         BLITZKRIEG IX (2062)      
-MRS BUTTERWORTH 30115         1   4     17         BASHERS (4933)            
 STEEL COTTON 167              1   4     17         HATE ME (29)              
 WICKED 29725                  3   5     16         KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    
 LUNG BUTTER -32074            2   0     16         11405O (5530)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COLONEL NOPE 32622            2   0     16         121604L (5382)            
 PRIME 32767                   2   1     16         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
-GO SLOW 7592                  2   2     16         A UNIT XVI (586)          
 STRIFE 24009                  1   3     16         BLITZKRIEG VIII (3831)    
-HIL 25282                     1   3     16         ENIGMA 16 (2340)          
-ICE CUBE -32252               1   0     16         DARK TOADS 05I (5496)     
 JONNY QUEST -32509            1   0     16         ECU RADIO (5450)          
-0025 31685                    2   5     15         OCT 2004 C (5226)         
 CRACKER 31646                 2   2     15         CARROCK (5218)            
 CLUSTER 28582                 1   2     15         HALF A WORD (4654)        
 NUTRITION -30738              1   0     15         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (5733)
 KIT KAT 13655                 1   2     15         CANDY BARS (2014)         
-(JENNY) 32616                 1   0     15         121604K (5381)            
-REND 18808                    0   5     15         MAYHEM (2896)             
 MARK 30756                    0   1     15         WHO? (5047)               
-OSMOSIS 28030                 0   5     15         SISSIES (4563)            
 5 FOR FIGHTING 25205          2   2     14         PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    
 2201 17794                    1   3     14         NUMBERS 10 (2725)         
-MANAGER 17003                 1   1     14         TC'D WHEN? (2587)         
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426         3   4     13         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
-TURHOK 32140                  3   4     13         DELTA (5301)              
 SPONGE BOB -31909             3   1     13         BRAIN FOOD 8 (5563)       
 GOON 25204                    1   3     13         PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    
-JIBBA JABBA -32743            1   0     13         12/19/04Q (5414)          
-NASONEX 27305                 1   0     13         N IS FOR... 2 (4434)      
 EUREKA -32196                 1   2     13         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
 SHUCKS -32193                 2   1     12         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
-0027 32042                    1   5     12         OCT 2004 15 (5282)        
-YELLOW BRICK TOAD 32755       1   0     12         12/19/04J (5407)          
-MASSACRE 19770                3   1     11         THE ACCURSED (3071)       
 VINYA 31636                   2   2     11         ELVENDOME (5216)          
-MANTICORE 29331               1   1  1  11         DARK TOADS 04M (4784)     
 D 13912                       1   0     11         BLITZKRIEG IX (2062)      
 PERSONA 13587                 1   2     11         FOREVER JUNG (2000)       
 DESSERT -30872                0   1     11         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5709)
 DUMUDUKU 28139                0   1     11         CHILDREN OF CTHULHU (4584)
 TINUVREL 31635                3   1     10         ELVENDOME (5216)          
 GREEN 15136                   1   1     10         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2268)
-HYPERMUX 32647                1   0     10         121604Q (5387)            
-ICE MAN -32253                1   0     10         DARK TOADS 05I (5496)     
-JUNIPER -32302                1   0     10         DARK TOADS 05J (5486)     
-0030 32050                    0   6     10         OCT 2004 16 (5283)        
 VERN 30553                    2   0  1   9         DEATH'S ESCORTS (5009)    
-KARATE -32301                 1   0      9         DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     
 MANTRA 12130                  1   0      9         BLITZKRIEG XI (1763)      
 HEATHERS 9776                 1   0      9         DRJ & THE WOMEN (1445)    
 BLINK 31642                   2   2      8         MIRKWOOD (5217)           
 OBSIDIAN -30649               1   0      8         CARROCK (5218)            
-KITTEN -32298                 1   1      8         DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     
-LIBRA -32292                  1   1      8         DARK TOADS 05L (5488)     
 GHOSTCHICKEN -31827           2   1      7         ANGRY CHICKENS II (4015)  
-CREAMED CELERY 14952          0   1      7         BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)      
-SINEMET 27373                 0   1      7         S IS FOR... 2 (4448)      
-VALIUM 27946                  0   1      7         BOOKIE'S APOTHECARY (4546)
 MILLER -31820                 0   1      7         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5580)
-FAROOQ 13877                  0   1      7         C.C.L. (1053)             
-SYLEVER-N-TWEETY 30607        0   1      7         WHAT THE FROTH? (5018)    
-CARB 31594                    0   1      7         4 LETTER ATKINS (5207)    
 WHATEVER 29583                0   1      7         SUPERIOR FORCES 640 (4830)
-CHESHIRE CAT 32555            0   1      7         WONDERLAND (5369)         
 PAYBACK 25202                 1   3      6         PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    
 PANCREAS 28937                1   3      6         ORGAN GRINDER (4717)      
-MAD HATTER 32556              1   0      6         WONDERLAND (5369)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROOMIN' WITH NEON 28772       0   2      6         GLAD I'M NOT (4687)       
 INFAMY 13837                  0   4      6         BLITZKRIEG VII (2050)     
 THORACIC 31322                0   2      6         SPINE (5155)              
-TIG TOED 22100                0   2      6         ENIGMA 16 (2340)          
-SHRINKAGE 21124               0   2      6         ROIDS R GOOD (3320)       
-GIGANTUS 29569                0   2      6         MOB RULES (4827)          
 MACK TRUCK -32738             0   2      6         12/19/04R (5415)          
 ALATA 31637                   1   2      5         ELVENDOME (5216)          
 ROSE HAGEDORN 32519           1   2      5         SHARON STUFF (5362)       
-JON RIDDLE -32306             0   1      5         DARK TOADS 05J (5486)     
-ALFREDO SAUCE 30609           0   1      5         WHAT THE FROTH? (5018)    
 GILIATH 31639                 0   4      4         ELVENDOME (5216)          
 THE MEMBRANE -32485           0   3      3         KICK THAT STYLE (4858)    
 HUMERUS 28924                 0   2      2         BONE BOYZ 2 (4714)        
-DORMOUSE 32554                0   1      1         WONDERLAND (5369)         
-QUEEN OF HEARTS 32558         0   1      1         WONDERLAND (5369)         
 JADE -30650                   0   1      1         CARROCK (5218)            
-COMOS MAGAZINE 30606          0   1      1         WHAT THE FROTH? (5018)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CORDUROY 34882          0  1   70'S CHILD 4985      WURM KIN              143  NONE
DA 1 34794              0  1   ANGRY CHICKENS  4015 ARENAMASTER           143  NONE
BJORN 31648             1  2   CARROCK 5218         BATTLECHICKEN 33711   143   
FLICK 31649             2  1   CARROCK 5218         FLABBY-O 30720        142   
GRIND 31645             0  1   CARROCK 5218         DARK CHAMPION         143  NONE
JADE 33954              0  1   CARROCK 5218         BATTLECHICKEN 33711   142   
MOUNTAIN TROLL          0  0   DARK ARENA           THE HULK 34883        143  NONE
DRUCILLA 23240          5  3   DARK TOADS 03A1 3702 SHAME 12944           143   
LT. FREEZ 966           2  2   IMPERIAL FORCE 162   HARMONY 26932         139  NOT REVENGED
IRS 28567               0  1   INITIALS 4651        LOONEY TOONS 30416    143   
VLAD 31653              0  1   KHAZAD 5219          RASCALLY RILLIO 30091 139  NOT REVENGED
TEASER 29571            0  2   MOB RULES 4827       MANTICORE 29331       142   
PUD #35 19875           3  4 1 MORE NEW TEAMS  3090 WINNER 1042           141   
DESTITUTION 24729       1  1   NIGHTSLASH 3945      GABRIEL 30569         139  NOT REVENGED
DA 2 34797              0  1   PUT ON THE FOIL 4033 BLACK ORC             143  NONE
URETHRA FRANKLI 28640   0  3   R.E.S.P.E.C.T. 4666  KINETIX 30489         141   
OKLAHOMA 13698          0  1   STATEHOOD 3 2022     TERROR 15947          141   
AXIIM 30649             0  2   THE I'S HAVE IT 5026 THANKS, RANDY 30781   142   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

1 March 2005
                                    The Contract
                         [as retold by Hammer the WordSmith]
     What had begun as a contract for swords and armor between a well known name in
the DM community and the former VC Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe was destined to impact and altar the landscape of the dueling
community for years to come.
     The following is but a condensed retelling of history in the making.

    Hammer continued sipping his tankard of Elven Tonic as the mysterious hooded
figure quietly seated himself across the table from the Veteran Manager whose back
was against the wall; allowing for a subtle, but effective surveillance of the dimly
lit tavern.
     Recent events in both Illis and North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena had stunned the DM
managerial world with the announcement that Hammer had resigned from his position as
a well respected member of the Vendetta Cartel Alliance.
     Those managers and associates closest to Hammer were shocked and dismayed that
there seemed to be NO Rational Explanation for Hammer making such a seemingly
irrational, hasty and extremely illogical decision; by what seemed to be a spur of
the moment reaction following the Declaration of War by Hammer in the DM 47 P-ads.
     This is what stirred the mysterious hooded figure to seek Hammer with a request
that would change the managerial course of both men; ultimately Rocking the
Managerial World of Alastari as a result of the forthcoming decisions reached by the
two Veterans.
     Time passed swiftly as both Veteran Managers discussed how the landscape of the
DM game on the sands of Alastari had changed over the years both in Basic and Tourney
play; producing a new breed of managers who would of necessity band together in an
alliance with a common goal; waging war against antagonists while improving the
managerial skills of each participating member in their glorious quest for DM
excellence.
     Hammer listened intently as his unexpected guest inquired about the situation in
North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena; revealing his desire to participate in the upcoming
Turf War 4 contest in DM 47 with an alliance that would accept him on a more
permanent basis other than for just fighting together as a TW4 alliance to win fame
and Gift Certs.
     Here was a Veteran Manager, seeking the advice of Hammer regarding an alliance
to join on a permanent basis; plus extending a sword arm of friendship and requesting
that Hammer join him as an alliance mate with those who would welcome their
membership.
     The Iron in the Words of Hammer had produced this opportunity as a result of the
recent conflicts witnessed first hand by the manager seated across the table from
Hammer.  This Veteran Manager had been secretly searching and scouting around
Alastari for someone worth his mettle to fight alongside; someone who would know
where to find the perfect gang of rebels who were unafraid of waging war against
anyone.
     Hammer knew exactly where to look and in a matter of days the two newcomers were
welcomed into the ranks of a group of managers who received them as war waging equals
in an alliance that had joined a Confederation of Alliances for the TW4 contest.
     Fighting under the banner of The Illuminati Confederation of Alliances alongside
members of Chaos Inc, kLk and The Company of Brothers during the TW4 was more than
either of the two Veteran Managers had envisioned a few months ago.
     Hammer was now entering a new journey with a new attitude.
     Perhaps you readers may have noticed that new attitude by now since this
announcement by Hammer is uncharacteristically Exclamation Point Free.
     Except for the famous quote by Hammer at the end of this announcement.
     Now that Hammer and the Mysterious Hooded Figure have agreed to join forces with
an alliance whose members have welcomed them enthusiastically; let those who desire
to be antagonistic be forewarned as to the identities of these newly welcomed wagers
of war:

Tripwire
kLk Bringer of Pain

Hammer
kLk WordSmith and WeaponSmith
Minister of War
Illuminati Idealist

     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE HULK viciously butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CORDUROY was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
GRIND was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA 2 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DA 1 was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BJORN was butchered by BATTLECHICKEN in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
CORRUPTION overpowered CLEVELAND STEAMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
DARIUS bested 2201 in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
HARMONY defeated FREAKIN GENIUS in a 2 minute expert's Challenge Title melee.
TWIG vanquished UBER GOOBER in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel.
INFAMOUS was vanquished by MR. STREPTOCOCCUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS was overpowered by 12A 7D in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BUTT UGLY CARPET savagely defeated AMISTUM in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
B. REAL was demolished by ESTRADA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
INFERNAL overpowered HANA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
WARHEAD was overpowered by TITO TAILER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLUELINER outwaited RASCALLY RILLION in a dull 7 minute Challenge duel.
RAMPAGE was outlasted by SMOKE in a unpopular 12 minute Challenge brawl.
TOE JAM TOFU was bested by HORROR in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fight.
WASTE subdued KIT KAT in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
YANG was overpowered by 1101 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ARTIST unbelievably bested ZEBRA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge competition.
FENESTRATED overpowered NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CRACKER overpowered PANCREAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
EUREKA handily defeated GILIATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SHUCKS luckily beat BLINK in a 4 minute gruesome novice's Challenge fight.
THORACIC was overpowered by PRIME in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SPONGE BOB was overpowered by V.H.S. in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GOON overpowered HUMERUS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
VINYA overcame PAYBACK in a action packed 1 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
PUD 126 overpowered MAXIMUM EFFORT in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
PUD #28 handily defeated QUALITY WARRIOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHAME murdered DRUCILLA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
A BOY NAMED SUE beat DEADLA in a 1 minute bout.
INDIANA JONES IV beat NANO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome veteran's fray.
BREEZY overpowered TUNNEL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CULINARY bested SNOTMONSTER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SALTY SUSAN overpowered LAPTOP DANCE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! overcame 2805 in a 3 minute gruesome match.
OSU was overpowered by YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BEDTIME savagely defeated ACES & EIGHTS in a exciting 3 minute bloody competition.
YELLOW POST-IT unbelievably bested SHARK BAIT! in a exciting 4 minute veteran's match.
GANGRENE was vanquished by 1001 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NOT ADULT DIAPERS vanquished BACKLASH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
YELLOW SUBMARINE devastated WEEN in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
SHAKE savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
DNA defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 5 minute duel.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE overpowered CANKER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
C handily defeated PERCY QUIN 02 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NEOPHYTE demolished RETIRED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PULL MY FINGER narrowly defeated LOUISIANA in a 2 minute fight.
RYPL was beaten by JESSICA RABBIT in a 3 minute conflict.
1008 was bested by SOULSISTER in a 1 minute conflict.
TORMENT was beaten by QUEEN in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
DRAT WON PRIMUS! demolished 1005 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
OPOSSUMS savagely defeated PERSONA in a unpopular 15 minute gory contest.
CURSE was overpowered by STAR WARS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
STEEL COTTON was savagely defeated by BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY in a 4 minute fight.
BULLS EYE devastated LONGUS COLLI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JULIENNE defeated KARMA POLICE in a exciting 3 minute duel.
NAMRU unbelievably bested CLUSTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
OLD BILLFOLD beat 5 FOR FIGHTING in a popular 4 minute struggle.
CRACKED AND LEAKING was narrowly defeated by SILVER in a 2 minute brawl.
FIBULARIS subdued STRIFE in a 1 minute duel.
PUMPING ON STEELE viciously subdued INFAMY in a popular 5 minute gory bout.
MAGNOLIA was luckily beaten by PERCY QUIN 24 in a action packed 3 minute brutal melee.
WYVERN savagely defeated DESPICABLE in a 2 minute gruesome battle.
TERROR was savagely defeated by PUD #16 in a 8 minute bloody fight.
WICKED was savagely defeated by TOUCHE in a 2 minute bloody duel.
THANKS, RANDY overpowered SPIDERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VERN beat MILLER in a popular 1 minute bloody novice's fight.
ASIIRA won victory over MACK TRUCK in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
LOONEY TOONS easily killed IRS in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
TINUVREL slimly lost to ONOMATAPOEIA in a 2 minute novice's battle.
ONE-TIMER was overpowered by LUNG BUTTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ALATA was subdued by MANTRA in a 1 minute beginner's conflict.
FAWNDL savagely defeated DUMUDUKU in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
GHOSTCHICKEN was viciously subdued by PEN TAGRAM in a 4 minute beginner's match.
NINE-DEUCE CAD was luckily beaten by LORD ELGIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
MAINFRAME RIPPER was overpowered by BLOCK BLOCK BLK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ROSE HAGEDORN was demolished by ME LUNGER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DEMENTIA was overpowered by JONNY QUEST in a 1 minute uneven match.
THE MEMBRANE was savagely defeated by GREEN in a 3 minute brutal novice's contest.
DANG beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 4 minute beginner's duel.
DOGMA demolished JADE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
D overpowered WHATEVER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
HEATHERS outlasted DESSERT in a exciting 11 minute brawl.
SKANKY SKUNK was beaten by NUTRITION in a popular 1 minute fight.
MARK was viciously subdued by OBSIDIAN in a popular 2 minute gory melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  48         TOTAL PARRY      129 -  85 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 32         STRIKING ATTACK  147 - 101 -  6      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      29         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     24         LUNGING ATTACK   233 - 253 - 13      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 17         SLASHING ATTACK   64 -  73 -  6      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         AIMED BLOW       129 - 155 -  4      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  38 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       26 -  36 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  32 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  17 -  0      29  |

Turn 143 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        19 - 10     SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  9         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       15 -  9     LUNGING ATTACK    22 - 26         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   17 - 15     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  8         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      HARMONY 26932               8   3  1  105 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365)
LUNGING ATTACK   PUD 126 22024              18  10  0  119 PUDS AGAIN 6 (3494)
AIMED BLOW       CORRUPTION 22745            7   2  0  106 THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (3629)
TOTAL PARRY      FREAKIN GENIUS 19858       17  13  0  100 ANOTHER DIABLO? (3087)
STRIKING ATTACK  SHAME 12944                 7   3  1   97 BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)
WALL OF STEEL    INFAMOUS 12943              9   6  0   73 BLITZKRIEG VI (1897)
BASHING ATTACK   TUNNEL 24276                9   8  0   69 DARK PASSAGE (3870)
SLASHING ATTACK  QUALITY WARRIOR 25247       5   2  0   58 ONE IN A HUNDRED (4042)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PUD 126 22024.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DESSERT -30872.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHARK BAIT! 24424, PEN 
TAGRAM -30874, FAWNDL 31641, ZEBRA 31553, BEDTIME 28461, SHAKE 30242, INFAMY 13837, 
OBSIDIAN -30649, BUTT UGLY CARPET 21974, and BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY 28762.

The least popular fighter this week was PERSONA 13587.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were OPOSSUMS 21049, SMOKE 30250, RAMPAGE 19771, BLUELINER 25217, HEATHERS 
9776, PUD #16 19852, WHATEVER 29583, JADE -30650, DANG -32195, and DEMENTIA 15950.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FREAKIN GENIUS (82-19858) ANOTHER DIABLO?